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台词对白篇一
《经典电影台词对白》

经典电影台词收集

㈠《Shawshank Redemption肖申克的救赎》

1.You know some birds are not meant to be caged, their feathers are just too bright.

你知道，有些鸟儿是注定不会被关在牢笼里的，它们的每一片羽毛都闪耀着自由的光辉。

2.There is something inside ,that they can't get to , that they can't touch. That's yours.

那是一种内在的东西, 他们到达不了,也无法触及的,那是你的。

3.Hope is a good thing and maybe the best of things. And no good thing ever dies.

希望是一个好东西,也许是最好的,好东西是不会消亡的。

㈡《Forrest Gump 阿甘正传》

1.Life was like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get.

生命就像一盒巧克力，结果往往出人意料。

2.Stupid is as stupid does.

蠢人做蠢事（也可理解为傻人有傻福)。

3.Miracles happen every day.

奇迹每天都在发生。

4.Jenny and I was like peas and carrots.

我和珍妮形影不离。

5.Have you given any thought to your future?

你有没有为将来打算过呢?

6.You just stay away from me please.

求你离开我。

7.If you are ever in trouble, don't try to be brave, just run, just run away.

你若遇上麻烦，不要逞强，你就跑，远远跑开。

8.It made me look like a duck in water.

它让我如鱼得水。

9.Death is just a part of life, something we're all destined to do.

死亡是生命的一部分，是我们注定要做的一件事。

10.I was messed up for a long time.

这些年我一塌糊涂。

11.I don't know if we each have a destiny, or if we're all just floating around accidentally——like on a breeze.

我不懂我们是否有着各自的命运，还是只是到处随风飘荡。

㈢《The Lion King狮子王》

1.Everything you see exists together in a delicate balance.

世界上所有的生命都在微妙的平衡中生存。

2.I laugh in the face of danger.

越危险就越合我心意。

3.I'm only brave when I have to be. Being brave doesn't mean you go looking for trouble. 我只是在必要的时候才会勇敢，勇敢并不代表你要到处闯祸。

4.When the world turns its back on you, you turn your back on the world.

如果这个世界对你不理不睬，你也可以这样对待它。

5.It's like you are back from the dead.

好像你是死而复生似的。

6.You can't change the past.

过去的事是不可以改变的。

7.Yes, the past can hurt. But I think you can either run from it or learn from it.

对，过去是痛楚的，但我认为你要么可以逃避，要么可以向它学习。

8.This is my kingdom. If I don't fight for it, who will?

这是我的国土，我不为她而战斗，谁为呢？

9.Why should I believe you? Everything you ever told me was a lie.

我为何要相信你？你所说的一切都是谎话。

10.I'll make it up to you, I promise.

我会补偿你的，我保证。

㈣《Gone with The Wind 乱世佳人》

1.Land is the only thing in the world worth working for, worth fighting for, worth dying for. Because it is the only thing that lasts.

土地是世界上唯一值得你去为之工作, 为之战斗, 为之牺牲的东西,因为它是唯一永恒的东西。

2.I wish I could be more like you.

我要像你一样就好了。

3.Whatever comes, I'll love you, just as I do now. Until I die.

无论发生什么事,我都会像现在一样爱你,直到永远。

4.I think it's hard winning a war with words.

我认为纸上谈兵没什么作用。

5. Sir, you're no gentleman. And you miss are no lady.

先生,你可真不是个君子,小姐,你也不是什么淑女。

6.I never give anything without expecting something in return. I always get paid.

我做任何事不过是为了有所回报,我总要得到报酬。

7.In spite of you and me and the whole silly world going to pieces around us, I love you.

哪怕是世界末日我都会爱着你。

8.I love you more than I've ever loved any woman. And I've waited longer for you than I've waited for any woman.

9.If I have to lie, steal, cheat or kill, as God as my witness, I'll never be hungry again!

即使让我撒谎,去偷,去骗,去杀人,上帝作证,我再也不要挨饿了！

10.Now I find myself in a world which for me is worse than death. A world in which there is no place for me.

现在我发现自己活在一个比死还要痛苦的世界,一个无我容身之处的世界。

11.You're throwing away happiness with both hands. And reaching out for something that will never make you happy.

你把自己的幸福拱手相让,去追求一些根本不会让你幸福的东西。

12.Home. I'll go home. And I'll think of some way to get him back. After all, tomorrow is another day. 家,我要回家。我要想办法让他回来。不管怎样,明天又是全新的一天。

㈤《TITANIC泰坦尼克号》

1.Outwardly, I was everything a well-brought up girl should be. Inside, I was screaming.

外表看,我是个教养良好的小姐,骨子里,我很反叛。

2.We're the luckiest sons-of-bitches in the world.

我们是真他妈的走运极了。(地道的美国国骂)

3.There is nothing I couldn't give you, there is nothing I would deny you, if you would not deny me. Open you're heart to me.

如果你不违背我,你要什么我就能给你什么,你要什么都可以。把你的心交给我吧。

4.What the purpose of university is to find a suitable husband.

读大学的目的是找一个好丈夫。

5.Remember, they love money, so just pretend like you own a goldmine and you're in the club. 只要你装得很有钱的样子他们就会跟你套近乎。

6.All life is a game of luck.

生活本来就全靠运气。

7.I love waking up in the morning and not knowing what's going to happen, or who I'm going to meet, where I'm going to wind up.

我喜欢早上起来时一切都是未知的,不知会遇见什么人,会有什么样的结局。

8.I figure life is a gift and I don't intend on wasting it. You never know what hand you're going to get dealt next. You learn to take life as it comes at you.

我觉得生命是一份礼物,我不想浪费它,你不会知道下一手牌会是什么,要学会接受生活。

9.To make each day count.

要让每一天都有所值。

10.We're women. Our choices are never easy.

我们是女人,我们的选择从来就不易。

11.You jump, I jump.

12.Will you give us a chance to live?

能不能给我们留一条生路?

13.God shall wipe away all the tears from their eyes, and there shall be no more death. Neither shall there be sorrow or dying, neither shall there be any more pain, for the former world has passed away. 上帝擦去他们所有的眼泪.死亡不再有,也不再有悲伤和生死离别,不再有痛苦,因往事已矣。

㈥《Sleepless in Seattle西雅图不眠夜》

1.Work hard! Work will save you. Work is the only thing that will see you through this.

努力工作吧!工作能拯救你。埋头苦干可令你忘记痛楚。

2.You make millions of decisions that mean nothing and then one day your order takes out and it changes your life.

你每天都在做很多看起来毫无意义的决定,但某天你的某个决定就能改变你的一生。

3.Destiny takes a hand.

命中注定。

4.You know, you can tell a lot from a person's voice.

从一个人的声音可以知道他是怎样的人。

5.People who truly loved once are far more likely to love again.

真爱过的人很难再恋爱。

6.You know it's easier to get killed by a terrorist than get married over the age of 40.

你知道,女人过了40想出嫁就难了,被恐怖分子杀死都比这容易。

7.You are the most attractive man I ever laid ears.

你是我听过的最帅的男士。

8.Why would you want to be with someone who doesn't love you?

为什么留恋一个不爱你的人?

9.When you are attracted to someone it just means that your subconscious is attracted to their subconscious, subconsciously. So what we think of as fate, is just two neuroses knowing they are a

perfect match.

当你被某个人吸引时,那只是意味着你俩在潜意识里相互吸引。因此,所谓命运,就只不过是两个疯子认为他们自己是天造一对,地设一双。

10.Everybody panics before they get married.

每个人婚前都会紧张的。

11.Your destiny can be your doom.

命运也许会成为厄运。

12.The reason I know this and you don't is because I'm younger and pure. So I'm more in touch with cosmic forces.

之所以我知道而你不知道是因为我年幼纯洁,所以我比较能接触宇宙的力量。

13.I don't want to be someone that you're settling for. I don't want to be someone that anyone settles for.

我不想要你将就,我也不想成为将就的对象。

14.What if something had happened to you? What if I couldn't get to you? What would I have done without you? You're my family. You're all I've got.

要是你出了事怎么办?要是我找不到你怎么办?如果没有你我该怎么办?你是我的家人,你是我的一切。 ㈦《GARFIELD加菲猫》

1.Money is not everything. There's MasterCard.

钞票不是万能的, 有时还需要信用卡。

2.One should love animals. They are so tasty.

每个人都应该热爱动物, 因为它们很好吃。

3.Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.

要节约用水, 尽量和女友一起洗澡。

4.Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.

要用心去爱你的邻居, 不过不要让她的老公知道。

5.Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 每个成功男人的背后, 都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。

6.Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚, 幸福不是永久的嘛。

7.The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.

聪明人都是未婚，结婚的人很难再聪明起来。

8.Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

成功是一个相关名词, 他会给你带来很多不相关的联系。

9.Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.

爱情就象照片, 需要大量的暗房时间来培养。

10.Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.

后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。

11.Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep.

现在的梦想决定着你的将来, 所以还是再睡一会吧。

12.There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.

应该有更好的方式开始新一天, 而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。

13.Hard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk?

努力工作不会导致死亡。那么为什么我还要去实践？

14.Work fascinates me. I can look at it for hours!

工作很有意思。尤其是看着别人工作！

15.God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.

神决定了谁是你的亲戚, 幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。

考研分数线由每年最难的，也就是分数线最低的一门决定 ，考研共四门课 ，为英语100，政治100，数学150，专业150 ，个别专业不考数学，则考两门专业，都为150。假设当年数学最难，最低分数线为75 ， 那么专业课线就为75，英语政治都为75/1.5=50 , 总分为四门课相加 。各学校各专业所划线各有高低不同。考研一般准备时间为一年，从大三下学期到大四上学期 ，第二年的一月初考 ，考试为两天 ，一天两门。

1.选学校不要怕好，但是也不要报那些只招几个人的专业

有些同学在选学校的时候，畏首畏尾，瞻前顾后，标准一降再降，或者是刚开始复习的时候选了名牌大学，正式报名的时候又动摇了，报了一所二流学校，结果到最后连那个较次的学校都没上，为什么？不管你承认不承认，一旦你在学校选择上降低了对自己的要求，复习的时间和质量绝对会随之而下，其实你选什么档次的学校都差不多，如果选了好学校，复习时间不自觉的就会上去了，所以大家选学校的时候尽量往好了选，尤其是在研究生如此泛滥的今天，我认为一个烂学校的研究生是绝对不值得读的。

2.既然准备考研了，就要学会放弃。能不上的课尽量不要上，能不参加的活动尽量不要参加，放弃一切影响考研的东西（自我放松的时间除外）。 大家都不是小孩子了，逃几次课怎么了？就算挂了科又怎么了？奖学金没了又怎么了？开班会、年级大会我不去怎么了？被通报又怎么了？班上聚餐不去怎么了？既然决定考研了，一切皆是浮云，认真复习才是王道。这是很简单的道理，可就是有很多人不明白。我为了考研主动挂了3科，扔掉了大一大二连拿2年的一等奖学金和一堆的荣誉证书，我敢说以一般人的智商，如果不大量逃课想考名牌学校是肯定没戏的！

3.不要贪得无厌，买一堆参考书。一本好书读5遍胜过5本好书读一遍！

我在数学上花的功夫最多，暑假2个月的时间里，我所有的时间（从上午到深夜）都花在了数学上，效果是立竿见影的，临考试前一个月很多人的复习全书还没看完，而我的数学复习全书（李永乐的）完完整整看了3遍，《真题解析》完完整整看了3遍（部分章节4遍），《400题》2遍，《超越135分》2遍（部分章节3遍）。推荐李永乐系列，确实很经典，尤其是里面总结的解题思路与考生误区要反复研读。

4.复习最主要的还是要靠自己静下心来慢慢地理解。 个人感觉千万不要上辅导班，尤其是那些英语数学全程班，最多最多上个政治的冲刺班！对数学跟英语来说，听老师在台上讲，根本不如自己静下心来慢慢理解。相信我，自己理解的绝对比老师硬灌给你的深的多。而且报了班之后会有惰性，老想着老师会帮你复习的，结果反而自己没复习。不要太迷信前人，也不要太在意周围的人怎么着怎么着。很重要的一点是问问自己究竟是属于哪一种学习类型的人，再根据自己的情况制定计划书，千万不可以盲目跟从别人的经验和进度，那样不但扰乱了自己正常的学习计划，也会影响了别人的情绪。

台词对白篇二
《经典台词对白》

经典语录大全22.太阳啊、你就温暖温暖我吧23.可是你看我这小身板、有心杀贼无力回天啊24.整个一硫磺脑袋、一点就着啊25.以后还是我这辆破自行车、跟人家小跑车飙吧27.这俩大牲口、真能跑28.我没得过金牌、但是我教得好、我理论素质高29.师傅放心、我一定把脸皮最厚挣回来30.我宁愿救你十次、也不愿亲你一口、那可是我的初吻31.你胳膊肘往外拐、掉炮往里揍、你连声都不吭一声32.你会英文、你们家坟头埋会英文的人了吗 33.三十六计除了最后一计走为上，其他不都是阴招啊34.老话说得好、头等人有本事没脾气二等人有本事有脾气、三等人没本事脾气还挺大、咱要做就做头等人35.你说、朱元璋、罗斯福、丘吉尔、打起架来估计连条狗都打不过、人家靠的是头脑吃饭、靠的不是力气、我就有这个头脑36.不想当将军的士兵不是好士兵、但不能都当将军吧、要不然打仗的时候都在那指挥、谁冲锋陷阵啊37.就咱这张脸放电视上、不火都没天理啊 38.上了我的贼船 保证你们都上岸 39. 鲁炎：“怎么，你就靠你这张嘴，把人情抹平了啊”？蒋小鱼：“要钱咱也没有啊”。 40. 蒋小鱼说:这爱情就像我们格斗，你不仅要会进攻，还的会防守，关键时刻，你还得会做假动作！ 41. 兵怂怂一个，将怂怂一窝 42. 你怎么不把这墓地，整个上下五千年的，把你俩埋了，合着遗臭万年。 43. 麻雀虽小，也是块肉啊1.跟您说实话那地方有龙脉、不用等死了、活着就能保佑全家平安啊2.咱这是南斗六星、和天上的北斗七星它遥遥相望啊 3.咱绝对算是靠谱好青年、4.不是人选了命、而是命选了人、这就叫命中注定、6.你什么时候见过、令狐冲跟韦小宝动手、你什么时候见过、郭靖跟乔峰掐架、10.什么事都可以马虎、钱的事不行、这是原则问题11.虽然您不是孙子、但是也差不多12.咱们跟牲口较劲、还用牲口的法子、不输才怪呢13.我一个上过报纸的英雄任务、还怕她一个母夜叉不成14.话是人说的、屁也是人放的、说话和放屁是一样一样的、都是一口气而已15.向排长、差不多了吧、兄弟们都快变成速冻饺子了16.老话说的好、挨金似金、挨玉似玉、爱着木匠会拉锯17.孔子说、郎才配女貌、豺狼配虎豹、后半句说的就是你们俩18.我挺省油的19.你拿自己当葱花、谁拿你炝锅啊20.你拿一根铁棍子、把自己腿打折了、然后回家养三个月、养好了参加奥运会、养不好参加残奥会21.我骨头不硬、你瞪眼我骨头也不硬火蓝刀锋经典台词、经典语录 1、你把自己当葱花，谁拿你炝锅呀！ 爱情就像猴皮筋，两个人一起扯，扯断了，

痛的就是不愿松手的那个。 2、人活着啊！就是得有点儿信仰！ 3、中国冲！你这只猪！你快给我回来！你想当英雄吗？你滚回北京去当英雄！ 4、如果你的眼睛现在能看到海面之下的话，你也许会发现一些不为人知的新闻。 5、这里是我们的大海，作为中央人民解放军海军陆战队，在我们的大海，不能像任何人低头求情，面对敌人，不管身上有多大力气，都要全部打出来 6、为祖国的大海流尽最后一滴热血 7、兄弟如手足，女人如衣服。 女人没了大不了就是裸奔嘛，只要兄弟们还在，你照样是个纯爷们。 8、我们只有两种可能见到月光，一是我们完成任务返航，一是我们的尸体浮出水面 9、我看你只有三条路。 绝路，死路，走投无路 10、一等人，有本事没脾气。 二等人，有本事有脾气。 三等人，没本事脾气还挺大！ 11、孔子曰：郎才配女帽，豺狼配虎豹，后半句就是说的你俩！！ 13、流血流汗不流泪，掉皮掉肉不掉队 ☆老天爷背后给咱一板砖什么的 　　☆这世间，幸福的事儿差球不多。不幸的事儿千差万别! 　　☆他们疯了吧，打完子弹还不够，还打起炮弹来了! 　　☆老话说的好、挨金似金、挨玉似玉、爱着木匠会拉锯 　　☆你把腿打折，上头肯定批，然后，你回去养三个月的伤，养好了，咱参加奥运会，养不好，咱参加残奥会。 　　☆秃子：我刚练光脚丫子越野呢! 　　乌云：哈哈哈哈…… 　　☆张冲：不但要好的，还要嗷嗷好的 　　☆蒋小鱼：其实吧... 　　龙百川：其实什么? 　　蒋小鱼：其实他有病!(鲁炎用手碰了下蒋小鱼) 　　武钢：有病?有什么病! 　　蒋小鱼：梦游。 　　巴郎：梦游? 　　蒋小鱼：对，严重的梦游!从我跟他宿舍的第一天起我就发现了。诶，巴班长，你想想，以前你有没有见过鲁炎自己大半夜的在操场跑圈? 　　巴郎：啊，好像...是有这事儿。 　　蒋小鱼：那就是他在梦游啊!我开始也以为他在给自己加练，可第二天一问，人家说，根本没那么回事，呃，后来我就发现，这小子经常后半夜迷迷糊糊地出去乱转悠，不是瞎溜达就是跑圈儿，有一天晚上他把我们全班人的鞋都扔到房顶上去了，第二天害得我们差点儿集体迟到!昨天晚上我又发现他起来了，我怕他一个人出去乱转，伤了自己，我又不敢叫醒他，听说梦游的人，你一叫醒了他就疯了!我就只能跟着他，他走到哪儿，我跟到哪儿，他出了院子，我也出了院子，他爬上装备车，我也爬上装备车，呃...结果就阴差阳错地到这儿来了。直到刚才你们打枪开炮，这家伙才算是睡醒啊!那个...武教官，真的是

我不好，本来我早就想跟您说他梦游的事，可是我怕您知道他这毛病，就得让他走，所以我就一直没敢说。呃...龙队，您大老远的把我们招进来的，我们练得都挺辛苦的，总不能因为这点儿小事儿，就毁了我们的前程吧?龙...龙队，您大人不计小人过，就原谅我们这回，我保证，以后我看好他，不让他半夜再瞎跑了! 　　肖旅长：嗯?是这样吗? 　　龙百川(好像是龙百川说的)：旅长... 　　武钢：报告旅长!应该是这样。 　　龙百川：应该是这样。 　　肖旅长：应该是这样?什么叫应该是这样!你们俩是干什么吃的!新兵的身体情况一点儿也不了解，今天多危险哪?!出了事儿怎么办?!我告诉你们，如果今天出了事儿，看我怎么收拾你们俩! 　　龙百川：是!旅长!出了事儿收拾我们!另外，我们回去挨个儿摸底，看看还有没有梦游的了! 　　☆柳小山：柳小山：待老夫去降服他…… 　　可惜师傅好不容易卖一次萌，我还没缓过劲而来呢他就壮烈牺牲了，所以这一句记得特别清楚。 　　☆绝对的阳光海景房啊!出门儿不到一百米就是沙滩大海，低密度社区，独门儿独院儿啊!这要是在外面，不是亿万富翁根本住不起!哈哈哈哈!太好了，诶呀这个地方，撵我我都不走! 　　☆啊，有人吗?我们是新来的!给我们准备饭没有啊?海鲜粥、鲍鱼啥的?☆侦察兵穷，穷的只剩下战友。 　　侦察兵傲，傲的只分生死，不分男女。 　　☆郎才配女貌，豺狼配虎豹，后半句就是说你俩的 　 ☆唉呀!您这是断剑眉呀!那武侠小说里的杨过乔峰令胡冲都长这眉～ 　　☆您就别来我们海训场了、您来一次我们这人就少一个、我还想多活几年呢～ 　　☆行走江湖就得随身带点暗器、(荒岛上) 　　☆第十五集!沈鸽说蒋小鱼时说的 你放一百八十个心吧!你喝药我递瓶 你上吊我给绳 你跳楼寻死 那我挥着小手绢给你送行!有缘再见! 　 ☆流血流汗不流泪，掉皮掉肉不掉队! ☆如果你想拥有你从未有过的东西，那么，你必须要做你从未做过的事情! 　　☆在水下做了十分钟人工呼吸…… 　

台词对白篇三
《爱情公寓经典对白》

爱情公寓经典对白 1.公 交 车 师 傅 （ 对 跟 踪 宛 瑜 的 保 镖 ） ： “哎 ， 要 么 投 币 要 么 刷 卡 要 么 下 车 ， 选 一 样。” 两位保镖对视，然后下车。 公 交 车 师 傅 ： “真 是 ~连 公 交 都 坐 不 起 ， 还 敢 冒 充 黑 客 帝 国 。 ” 2. 宛 瑜 ： “师 傅 ， 我 们 现 在 离 市 中 心 远 吗 ？ ” 公 交 车 师 傅 ： “刚 才 不 远 ， 现 在 挺 远 的 。 ” 3. 展 博 （ 陶 醉 地 形 容 他 的 姐 姐 ） ： “人 们 用 八 个 字 来 形 容 她 ： 静 若 处 子 ， 动 若疯兔。” 一菲 的吧？” 4. 交 警 ： 喂 “10.10 有 一 个 宝 马 以 140 迈 的 速 度 想 你 那 边 去 了 它 的 后 边 跟 着 一 ： “对 ！ 没 错 ！ 红 色 的 地 毯 是 80 米 ， 怎 么 搞 的 ， 竟 然 少 了 我 5 米 ， 这老板也太缺德了吧？猪肉涨价地毯也来给我缺斤少两？他们的地毯不是猪皮做个奔驰奔驰后面跟着一个拖拉机，更牛的是拖拉机的左转向灯打开了他想超车 啊！！！！！！ 曾 小 贤 ：“ 听 众 朋 友 们 ，好 男 人 就 是 我 ，我 就 是 好 男 人 ，我 就 是 — — 曾 小 贤 。” “小 贤 就 有 这 样 一 个 室 友 ， 他 和 一 个 女 孩 生 活 在 同 一 幢 公 寓 的 两 个 套 房 中 ， 可 惜 一 个 总 是 向 左 走 ， 另 一 个 总 是 ……坐 电 梯 ” 6. 胡 一 菲 ：“ 我 和 展 博 以 前 是 连 体 婴 儿 ，两 岁 前 我 们 俩 脑 子 还 长 在 一 块 呢 。” 曾 小 贤 ： “对 ， 然 后 医 生 刀 一 快 ， 把 脑 子 全 给 了 展 博 。 ” 7. 宛 瑜 （ 唱 歌 ） ： “啦 啦 啦 啦 啦 啦 ” 拖 拉 车 大 叔 ： “闺 女 ， 你 这 歌 是 跟 我 学 的 吧 ？ ” 宛 瑜 ： “啊 ？ 大 叔 ， 你 也 会 ？ ” 拖 拉 车 大 叔 ： “我 们 家 的 鸡 就 是 这 样 ， 鸡 爪 的 动 作 和 你 一 样 ， 一 提 一 放 ， 一 提 一 放 ……还 有 挤 奶 的 动 作 ， 这 样 这 样 ， 我 也 不 知 道 从 哪 时 起 ， 好 多 小 青 年 就 开 始学我” 宛 瑜 ： “大 叔 ， 你 真 逗 ， 那 你 是 Hip-hop 的 创 始 人 咯 ”5.拖 拉 车 大 叔 ：“ 啥 ？ 撞 死 人（ 创 始 人 ）？ 我 开 拖 拉 机 慢 得 很 ，从 来 没 撞 过 人 ”曾 小 贤 ： “我 们 收 到 一 封 特 别 的 来 信 ， 是 来 自 与 这 对 新 婚 的 特 别 月 老 ， 也 就 是我们这对公寓的创始人。” 展 博 （ 极 度 郁 闷 ） ： “怎 么 又 撞 死 人 （ 创 始 人 ） ？ ” 8. 9. “我 要 藏 宝 图 ， 你 给 我 张 地 图 ， 啊 ？ 这 还 是 张 世 界 地 图 ？ ”——陆 展 博 “吃 烧 饼 吃 出 啤 酒 盖 儿 ， 吃 馄 饨 吃 出 樟 脑 丸 ， 打 苍 蝇 手 拍 在 钉 子 上 ， 去 青 松观 烧 香 ， 手 机 掉 到 功 德 箱 里 拿 不 出 来 了 。 ”——热

心 听 众 “一 辆 宝 马 车 速 280 码 向 你 处 开 来 ， 后 面 跟 着 一 辆 奔 驰 在 飙 车 ， 慢 着 ， 后 面 还 跟 着 一 辆 拖 拉 机 更 牛 ， 还 打 着 左 变 道 灯 ， 他 想 超 车 ！ ”——交 通 警 察 “咱 俩 五 五 分 ， 先 说 好 ， 谁 是 五 ？ ”——陈 美 嘉 “给 我 五 份 强 暴 鸡 米 花 ”——宛 瑜 “两 位 神 童 ， 人 家 那 是 劲 暴 鸡 米 花 ”——一 菲 “哦 ， 什 么 时 候 改 名 了 ”——展 博 11. 12. 问：情人眼里出西施，那西施眼里出什么？ 美佳的网上留言： 八折优惠 语音视频 票 诚征代理 宛瑜：还有人骚扰你吗 ？那还用说 再也没人理过我 。。。 暂未开通 先款后聊 款到即聊 在线支付 提供发 答：西施眼里出眼屎~ 后来我发现 标点符号 起什么我以前也经常在网上被人骚扰的 谢绝闲聊 若要闲聊 每字伍毛用 户 名 很 重 要 ...工 作 帐 号 千字以上半价收费13. 14. 15.丑 ， 但 是 他 丑 的 很 特 别 ， 就 是 特 别 的 丑 ！ --婉 瑜 宛 喻 :你 高 数 正 在 重 修 ,你 爸 妈 正 在 重 婚 . 心理医生：那你最恐怖的梦是什么？就是让你能够突然惊醒的梦。 子乔：那还是我读高中的时候，有一天我梦见自己在考试，太恐怖了。后来我就一下子惊醒了，更恐怖的事情发生了，原来我真的在考试。16. 17.一菲：我见过很多贱人，但是没见过你这么贱的。。。 一菲：她可能需要留一个备胎 子乔： 这个预约本来就是找备胎 她现在又找了关谷那我岂不是 备胎的备胎 一菲：恩 简称第二胎 。18.居然有人在买梁朝伟出道前用过的七成新的马桶圈 万一买回来不是梁朝伟用过的 你 可 以 要 求 做 DNA 检 测 啊 那买家不是亏大了吗？说不定马桶圈内侧还有汤唯的签名呢 经费不够 剧19. 本暂无子 乔 ：目 前 我 正 在 筹 拍 一 部 大 片 ，进 展 顺 利 ，就 是 演 员 不 足 。20.曾 小 贤 :"纳 尼 亚 疗 养 院 ,一 针 包 治 疗 效 好 ,不 烦 不 躁 睡 得 早 ,八 折 酬 宾 花 钱少 ,全 国 推 广 期 ,破 盘 价 只 要 998,立 即 入 院 ,你 还 将 获 赠 八 星 八 箭 镶 钻 菜 刀 一 把 ,纳 尼 亚 疗 养 院 ,效 果 好 .(最 后 小 贤 拿 出 一 个 金 手 指 ) 21. 宛 瑜 ： “您 好 ， 我 要 一 份 肯 德 基 。 ” 服务员：我们这里有很多种，请问您要哪种？ 宛 瑜 “我 要 点 一 份 肯 德 基 ！ ” 22. 欢迎大家来参加王铁柱和田二妞的婚礼 ---------哇 塞 ， 这 么 劲 爆 的 名 字 ， 我 能 猜 到 就 出 鬼 了 23. 我的忧郁历史要从 8 岁开始说起 那时候 天还是蓝的 水也是绿的鸡鸭是没有禽流感的 猪肉是可以放心吃的那时候照相是需要穿衣服的 欠债是需要换钱的 丈母娘家闺女是不图你房

子的 孩子的爸爸也是明确的 阿罗对丽丽说去年去南极旅行把你妈妈弄丢了，现在点一首孙楠的《你24.快回来》送给你 路人：我爱上了我的同事阿志 路人：可是我没有告诉他 路人：我告诉了我另一个同事阿豪 路人：阿豪答应我不告诉别人 路人：可是我的同事阿德告诉我 路人：阿豪偷偷地告诉了另一个同事阿林 路人：阿林又和阿志以前的女朋友阿兰很熟 路人：我怕阿林会告诉阿兰 路人：然后阿兰回去告诉阿志 路人：这样我就会很尴尬 路人：幸好现在阿兰正在和阿德谈恋爱 路人：所以我就去找阿德帮我解决这个问题 路人：阿德跟我说阿兰和他已经分手了 路人：他现在跟阿林好上了让我去找阿林 路人：可是阿林跟我说阿豪其实根本没有跟他说什么 路人：现在我晕了我到底应该相信谁呀 曾小闲：阿欧 路人：我说的是阿志不是阿欧，阿欧是我另一个部门的同事 路人：阿欧是阿林的弟弟 路人：可是我不能和他说我喜欢的人是你哥哥的女朋友的前男友 路人：这样关系就更乱了 曾小闲：阿嚏 路 人 ： 阿 T？ 路 人 ： 你 怎 么 知 道 我 们 公 司 里 还 有 个 同 事 叫 阿 T？ 路人：他和阿林有仇，可能因为他暗恋阿兰的关系 路人：不过阿 T 和阿豪关系不错 众人：关古你的中文已经很不错了，不要谦虚了。 关 古 ： 谦 虚 是 你 们 中 国 人 的 优 良 传 统 ， 但 是 我 在 外 面 看 到 到 处 写 着 “中 国 很（ 银 ）行 ” “ 中 国 人 民 很（ 银 ）行 ” “ 中 国 农 业 很（ 银 ）行 ” “ 中 国 工 商 很（ 银 ）行 ” “ 广 东 发 展 很 （ 银 ） 行 ”， 不 用 到 处 写 的 都 是 吧 ！ ！ ！25.众人：。。。。。。 关谷：亲爱的，我们今天吃什么？ 小雪：随便。 关谷：那我们吃火锅吧？ 小雪：不行，吃火锅脸上要长痘痘的。 关谷：那吃四川菜？ 小雪：昨天刚吃了四川菜今天又吃？ 关谷：那我们吃海鲜吧？ 小雪：海鲜不好，要拉肚子的。 关谷：那你说要吃什么？ 小雪：随便。 关 谷 ： e!~~~那 我 们 先 不 吃 东 西 了 ， 我 们 干 点 别 的 事 情 。 小雪：都行。 关谷：那我们看电影吧？很久没看电影了。 小雪：电影有什么好看的呀，耽搁时间。 关谷：那打保龄球？运动运动。 小雪：大热天的运什么动啊，你不嫌累啊？ 关 谷 ： o!~~~~那 我 们 再 喝 几 杯 咖 啡 吧 。 小 雪 ： ei~~~喝 咖 啡 影 响 睡 眠 。 关谷：那你到底要怎么样？ 小雪：都行。 关谷：那我们干脆回家吧。 小雪：（笑，然后拿包） 看你。 关谷：我们坐公车，我送你。 小雪：公车又脏有挤，还是算了。 关谷：打车呢？ 小雪：那么近的路，不划算。 关谷：那走路好了，散散步

。 小雪：空着肚子的，散哪门子步去啊。 关谷：那你到底想怎么样嘛？ 小雪：看你。 关谷：那先吃饭。 小雪：随便。 关谷：吃什么？ 小雪：都行。 关 谷 ： ~—！ #—# 28. 29. 一菲：天下之大 大不过你缺的那块心眼~27.展博∶姐，如果有一个人深深伤害了你，怎么才能原谅他？ 一菲∶呵，原谅他是上帝的事儿，我的任务是送他去见上帝！30.美嘉经典语录：一七得七二七四十八三八妇女节五一劳动节六一。。。 我一口盐汽水喷死你~ 31. 美嘉：你怎么就不学人家吴三桂，做男人要懂得忍辱负重 子 乔 ： 那 要 看 对 谁 了 ， 人 家 可 是 陈 圆 圆 ~~~ 美嘉：那有什么了不起的，我也姓陈 子乔: 人家陈圆圆 32. ， 你 ... 陈 扁 扁他 们 问 我 有 什 么 理 想 ，我 就 说 ：我 想 拥 有 一 幢 小 房 子 ，可 能 是 我 的 房 子 ，跟别人的不太一样吧。我理想中的房子啊，屋顶是杏仁糖片，烟囱是烤猪肉卷， 床是蜜糖红枣糕 ，枕 头 全 都 是 水 晶 虾 饺 ，雨 下 的 是 葡 萄 干 ，下 雪 下 的 是 棒 棒 糖 ，屋 外 随 处 可 见 小 笼 灌 汤 包 ，河 里 流 的 全 是 皮 蛋 瘦 肉 粥 ，河 里 游 的 天 上 飞 的 都 是 熟 的 ，我 哼 一声，它们就自 动排着队往我嘴里跳。天上的云是棉花糖，地上的石头是红烧肉 展博：我对天马流星拳有点研究 ，我使出来那招叫庐山升龙霸 。33. 34.一 菲 ： 我 真 想 把 我 37 码 的 鞋 拍 到 你 42 码 的 脸 上 ！ 展博：我可以追你妈？ 美 嘉 (C)和 子 乔 (L)打 架 C： 去 死 吧 ， 吕 子 乔 ， 我 们 结 束 了 展博：听说这里装了新的烘手机，你们有谁手还没干，想和我一起去试35.试。 众人举手 C： 一 个 都 不 许 走 ， 我 要 你 们 亲 耳 听 这 混 蛋 把 话 给 我 说 清 楚 了 L： KAO， 现 在 就 已 经 开 始 了 ， 这 也 太 直 奔 主 题 了 吧 C： 你 看 看 你 那 张 大 脸 ， 每 次 站 在 你 旁 边 ， 我 手 机 都 没 信 号 ，走 到 马 路 上 都看不到太阳 L： 你 脑 袋 被 门 挤 了 吧 ， 你 这 个 每 天 退 化 三 次 的 恐 龙C ：我 一 口 盐 汽 水 喷 死 你 ，你 知 道 我 最 讨 厌 你 什 么 吗 ？ 你 每 次 上 完 厕 所 都 不冲刚才又不冲，我一看到就恶心（提一酒瓶向 L 砸去） 展博：咖啡吧里不是分男女厕所的吗？ C ：世 界 上 怎 么 有 你 这 么 不 要 脸 的 男 人 ，我 倒 了 八 辈 子 血 霉 ，遇 见 你 了（ 提 一玻璃杯向 L 砸去）C 欲摔一台灯，L 阻止 L： 诶 ， 你 能 不 能 别 乱 摔 东 西 C： 我 偏 摔 L： 刚 才 演 的 不 错 呀 C： 我 演 的 不 错 吧 ， 鼻 涕 眼 泪 出 来 了 才 有 效 果 L： 专 业 ， 不 过 还 缺 少 了 点 杀 气 C： 那 你 就 等

着 哭 吧 （ 将 台 灯 抢 过 ， 摔 了 ） C： 吕 子 乔 ， 你 是 我 见 过 最 垃 ji， 最 混 dan， 最 不 要 lian 的 男 人 （ 为 防 百 度 和 谐 ，故 做 拼 音 处 理 ），看 见 你 ，我 就 相 信 基 因 其 实 会 突 变 的 ，而 且 会 越 变 越 烂 L： 陈 美 嘉 ， 你 是 我 见 过 的 世 界 上 身 材 最 平 的 女 人 ， 你 不 是 飞 机 场 ， 你 简 直就是盆地，下雨天还会积水的那种 C： 你 ……王 8 蛋 ， 我 现 在 终 于 明 白 我 妈 为 什 么 要 我 好 好 读 书 了 ， 就 怕 将 来遇到你这样的 L： 你 MA 的 愿 望 落 空 了 吧 美嘉赐予子乔一如来神掌 C： 你 MA 的 愿 望 才 落 空 了 呢 ， 你 骂 谁 呢 。 L： 你 还 真 打 呀 ， 你 疯 了 吧 你 展博：他们为什么吵架？ 一菲：问的好，我也没听出来 闪姐之心理活动：我说吧，这两人有潜力，看看什么叫专业眼光，哈。 round3， fight！ C： 吕 子 乔 ， 以 前 你 没 钱 的 时 候 ， 都 是 我 养 着 你 ， 你 那 时 候 怎 么 不 说 我 平 了你，你忘恩负义 L： 我 忘 恩 负 义 ， 行 啦 行 啦 ， 过 去 的 事 情 提 它 干 嘛 C： 你 管 我 ， 我 不 高 兴 L:演 的 差 不 多 了 ， 你 只 要 让 我 把 你 甩 掉 就 OK 了 C ：凭 什 么 ！！！你 已 经 甩 过 我 一 次 了 ，你 还 想 甩 我 第 2 次 呀 ，我 告 诉 你 ， 我忍你不是一天两天了，你就会欺负人，你今天听着，我陈美嘉要和你分手 L： 分 手 就 分 手 （ 提 某 个 小 沙 发 ） ， 我 告 诉 你 陈 美 嘉 ， 你 光 着 身 子 追 我 两 公里，我要是回一次头，就算我是流氓，不过我告诉你，是我甩了你 C： 我 一 口 盐 汽 水 喷 死 你 ， 是 我 甩 了 你 ， 甩 了 你 ， 我 甩 了 你 L： 我 甩 了 你 C： 吕 子 乔 你 不 得 好 死 （ 同 时 掀 桌 ） L： 一 边 玩 去 ， 玩 你 的 勺 子 把 儿 去 好男人：他们两个真的假的 一菲：凄凉中带着哀怨，悲宛中透着绝望，珍珠都没有这么真呀 L;看 什 么 看 ， 散 了 散 了 ， 没 将 感 情 破 裂 的 啊 一菲：他们破裂了 一 菲 ： “有 的 时 候 我 发 现 我 是 做 歌 星 的 材 料 ！ ” 小 贤 ： “为 什 么 啊 ？ ” 一 菲 ： “因 为 歌 星 大 多 都 是 美 女 ,跟 我 有 一 拼 ” 小 贤 ： “是 啊 ！ 你 要 是 去 了 歌 星 就 不 再 迷 人 了 ”36.一 菲 ： “你 贬 低 我 ？ ” 小 贤 ： “我 哪 敢 啊 ？ 这 不 是 夸 你 比 歌 星 漂 亮 么 ？ ” 随后走出房间 同 时 一 菲 ：哦 ，不 对 啊 ！他 是 说 我 成 不 了 歌 星 ，这 不 还 是 在 贬 低 我 吗 ？ ” 37. 38. 39. 40. 子 乔 ： 你 在 干 嘛 ， 庆 祝 中 国 男 足 战 胜 柬 埔 寨 女 足 10 周 年 纪 念 日 ？ “鄙 视 你 是 每 个 公 民 应 尽 的 义 务 。 ”

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史上最全经典欧美电影中英台词整理集合

（一） 高分电影《星际穿越》中的经典台词

太空电影一直是个吸人眼球的题材，最近比较火的当属《星际穿越》吧！美国登月居然被说成了是虚构的，不得不佩服导演的脑洞。该电影基于知名理论物理学家基普·索恩的黑洞理论经过合理演化之后，加入人物和相关情节改编而成。片中绚丽的视觉效果烘托出“爱”的主题，影片中更不乏令人深思的经典台词。

1. Cooper: Mankind was born on Earth. It was never meant to die here.

库珀：人类生在地球， 但绝不应该在这里灭亡。

2. Cooper: We used to look up at the sky and wonder at our place in the stars, now we just look down and worry about our place in the dirt.

库珀：我们曾经仰望星空，思考我们在宇宙中的位置，而现在我们只会低着头，担心如何在这片土地上活下去。

3. Do not go gentle into that good night. Old age should burn and rave at close of day. Rage, Rage against the dying light.

不要温和地走进那个良夜。白昼将尽，暮年仍应燃烧咆哮。怒斥吧，怒斥光的消逝。

4. Cooper: We'll find a way; we always have.

库珀：我们会找到办法的，我们总有办法。

5. Brand: Love is the one thing that transcends time and space.

布兰德：只有爱可以穿越时空。

6. Cooper: We've always defined ourselves by the ability to overcome the impossible. And we count these moments. These moments when we dare to aim higher, to break barriers, to reach for the stars, to make the unknown known. We count these moments as our proudest achievements. But we lost all that. Or perhaps we've just forgotten that we are still pioneers. And we've barely begun. And that our greatest accomplishments cannot be behind us, because our destiny lies above us.

库珀：我们总坚信自己有能力去完成不可能的事情。我们珍视这些时刻，这些我们敢于追求卓越、突破障碍、探索星空、揭开未知面纱的时刻，我们将这些时刻视为我们最值得骄傲的成就。但我们已经失去了这一切。又或者，也许我们只是忘了我们仍然是开拓者，我们才刚刚开始。那些伟大的成就不能只属于过去，因为我们的命运就在太空。

7. [after the explosion]

(爆炸之后)

Cooper: What's your trust setting TARS?

库珀：塔斯，你的信任值是多少?

TARS: Lower than yours apparently.

塔斯：显然比你们低。

8. Cooper: [When Cooper tries to reconfigure TARS] Humour 75%.

库珀：(尝试重新配置塔斯)幽默值，75%。

TARS: 75%. Self destruct sequence in T minus 10 9 8...

塔斯：75%。自毁程序启动，10，9，8„„

Cooper: Let's make it 65%.

库珀：还是设置成65%吧。

9. Dr. Brand: Not sure of what I'm more afraid of, them never coming back, or coming back to find we've failed.

布兰德博士：不知道我更害怕哪个，是他们不会再回来了，还是回来却发现我们失败了。

Murph: Then let's succeed.

墨菲：那我们就成功啊。

10. Murph: Today is my birthday. And it's a special one because you once told me that when you came back, we might be the same age. Well, now I'm the same age that you were when you left... and it'd be really great if you came back soon.

墨菲：今天是我的生日。这个生日很特殊，因为你当年走的时候说，等你回来的时候我们俩大概就一样大了。现在我已经到了你离开时的年纪„„如果你能早点回来就太好了。

11. Brand: Couldn't you've told her you were going to save the world?

布兰德：你难道没有告诉你女儿你是去拯救世界的吗?

Cooper: No. When you become a parent, one thing becomes really clear. And that's that you want to make sure your children feel safe.

库珀：没有。当你为人父母了以后，你会非常清楚一件事，那就是你得确保你的孩子有安全感。

（二）《音乐之声》经典电影台词

(对生活充满信心的玛丽亚初涉尘俗来到特拉普上校家里做家庭教师，在那里她和特拉普上校进行了第一次对话。)

Captain: In the future, you're kind of to remember that certain rooms in this house which are not to be disturbed.

上校 ：以后请你记住，这房子里有些房间是不能乱闯的。

在口语中kind of 通常可作副词，意思是“有一点儿，在某种程度上”。

如 ：The film is not kind of interesting at all.

那部电影一点都不好看。

Maria: Yes, Captain, sir.

玛丽亚：是，上校，先生。

Captain: Why do you stare at me that way?

上校：为什么这样盯着我？

Maria: Well, you don't look at all like a sea Captain, sir.

玛丽亚：先生，你看起来一点都不像海军上校。

Captain: I'm afraid you don't look very much like a governess. Turn around, please. 上校：恐怕你也不怎么像家庭教师。请转过身去。

Maria: What?

玛丽亚：什么？

Captain: Turn. Hat off. It's the dress. You have to put on another one before you meet the children.

上校：转身，脱帽，是衣服不对劲。在和孩子们见面之前，你得换套衣服。

作为军人出身的特拉普上校，口中不时冒出几句带有命令口吻的话是不足为怪的，这正体现了他军人作风的一面。 如句中hat off 就是一例， 完整的句子应是take your hat off.

Maria: But I don't have another one. When we enter the abbey, our worldly【世俗的】 clothes are given to the poor.

玛丽亚：但是，我没有其他衣服。当我们进修道院时，就把平时穿的衣服都送给穷人了。

Captain: What about this one?

上校：那这一件呢？

Maria: The poor didn't want this one.

玛丽亚：穷人不要这一套。

Captain: Hmm.

上校：嗯。

Maria: I would've made myself a new dress but there wasn't time, I can make my own clothes.

玛丽亚：如果有时间来的话，我就自己做一套新衣服。我会给自己做衣服。

Captain: Well, I'll see you get some material. Today, if possible. Now, Fraulein... er...

上校：那么我来给你弄些布料。可能的话，今天就给你。现在，弗劳伦„„呃„„

see 本意是“看” 但在句中的意思是“注意，确保”相当于make sure that， 后面常接介词to

如 ：See to it that you are ready on time!

到时你千万要准备好！

Would you see to the arrangements for the next meeting?

你来安排下次的会议，好吗？

Maria: Maria.

玛丽亚：玛丽亚。

Captain: Fraulein Maria, I don't know how much the Mother has told you.

上校：弗劳伦·玛丽亚小姐，我不知道院长嬷嬷告诉了你多少情况。

Maria: Not much.

玛丽亚：不是很多。

Captain: You're the twelfth in a long line of governesses, who have come to look after my children since their mother died. I trust that you will be an improvement on the last one. She stayed only two hours.

上校：自从孩子们的母亲去世以后，你是来照看他们的第十二位女家庭教师。相信你比最后一位有进步，她只呆了两个小时。

in a long line 意思是一个长队, 可以看出教特拉普上校的孩子不是一件容易的事,然而这正与后来玛丽亚出色的表现形成鲜明的对照。

Maria: What's wrong with the children, sir?

玛丽亚：孩子们有什么不对劲吗，先生？

Captain: There was nothing wrong with the children, only the governesses. They were completely unable to maintain discipline. Without it, the house can not be properly run. Please remember that, Fraulein.

上校：孩子们很好，只怪家庭教师。她们完全不能维持纪律。没这些纪律，这个家就没法正常运转。弗劳伦，请记住这点。

Maria: Yes, sir.

玛丽亚：是的，先生。

Captain: Every morning you will drill【训练】 the children in their studies, I will not permit them to dream away their summer holidays. Each afternoon they will march about the ground, breathing deeply. Bed-time is to be strictly observed. No exceptions【例外】.

上校：每天上午你得督促孩子做功课。我可不允许他们虚度整个暑假。下午，他们在操场上操练，做深呼吸。就寝时间必须严格遵守，不得例外。

Maria: Excuse me, sir. When do they play?

玛丽亚：对不起，先生，他们什么时候玩？

Captain: You'll see to that they conduct themselves at all time with the utmost orderliness

【秩序】and decorum【端庄】, I'm placing you in command.

上校:你得看着他们在任何时候都循规蹈矩。这个就由你来决定。

Maria: Yes, sir.

玛丽亚：是的，先生。

conduct oneself: 为人处事，表现

如 ： Thanks for your advice, it really helps conduct myself well in the new environment. 谢谢你的建议， 它对我在新的环境中如何立身处事有很大帮助。

（上校匆匆走向屋内，看到孩子们正在给男爵夫人唱歌，他微笑着加入孩子们的歌声中。玛丽亚从门前经过，上校叫住了她。）

Captain: Fraulein, I, I behaved badly. I apologize.

上校: 弗劳伦，我，我刚才表现粗鲁，我向你道歉。

Maria: No, I'm far too outspoken. It's one of my worst faults.

玛丽亚：不，我说话太过分了，这是我最大的缺点之一。

Captain: You were right. I don't know my children.

上校：你说对了，我不了解自己的孩子。

Maria: There's still time, Captain. They want so much to be close to you.

玛丽亚：上校，来日方长。他们非常想跟你亲近。

Captain: And you've brought the music back to the house. I'd forgotten. Fraulein, I, I want you to stay. I ask you to stay.

上校：你把音乐带回家中，我都忘了音乐。弗劳伦，我想叫你留下来，我请你留下。

Maria: If I could be of any help.

玛丽亚：要是我能有所帮助的话。

Captain: You have already. More than you know.

上校：你已经帮了， 而且远远超出了你自己知道的。

（特拉普上校逐渐对玛丽亚产生了爱意，在一个宁静的夜晚，他终于走向在夜色下徘徊的玛丽亚并道出了真爱。）

Captain: Hello, I, I thought I just might find you here.

台词对白篇五
《BigFish经典台词对白 中英文》

1、Sometimes the only way to catch an uncatchable woman is to offer her a wedding ring. 　　 　　要套住一个无法捉摸的女人，最好的办法就是帮她套上一只婚戒。 　　 　　歪评：“婚戒”是承诺与忠贞的象征。我想对于其他方面亦是如此：忠于自己的追求、并为此付出最大的决心，是不可多得的成功之道。 　　 　　2、Kept in a small bowl, the goldfish will remain small. With more space, the fish will grow double, triple or quadruple its size. 　　 　　金鱼呆在小鱼缸里永远不会变大。若有更多空间，它们将会数倍化成长。 　　 　　歪评：千万不要小看任何人的发展潜力。如果上帝忘了为你打开能扩展空间的窗户，那么，就请自己把这扇窗户打开吧。 　　 　　3、Did you ever think that maybe you're not too big but maybe this town is just too small?Well, it's too small for a man of my ambition. 　　 　　你没想过也许是这个镇子对你来说太小了吗？对我而言，这个小镇容不下我的雄心壮志。 　　 　　歪评：无畏，在雄心豪情中一触即发！ 　　 　　4、The biggest fish in the river gets that way by never being caught. 　　 　　河里最大的鱼永远不会被人捉到。 　　 　　歪评：之所以不被捉到，我想就是因为它无限的渴求促使它永不停歇吧。 　　 　　5、There comes a point when a reasonable man will swallow his pride and admit that he's made a terrible mistake.Truth is , I was never a reasonable man. 　　 　　懂道理的人，终会有按下自尊、坦承他犯下严重错误的时刻。事实是，我一直都是不讲道理的人。 　　 　　歪评：也许大多数人们无法做到如此理想，但无论曾经犯过多严重的错误，一定要相信自己能行！ 　　 　　6、The more difficult something is, the more rewarding it is in the end. 　　 　　事情愈艰难，最后愈能得到丰厚的果实。 　　 　　歪评：“多劳多得、无劳无获”的又一印证。 　　 　　7、 This town is more than any man could ask for. And if I were to end up here, I would consider myself lucky.But the truth is, I'm just not ready to end up anywhere. 　　 　　这个小镇是任何人都梦寐以求的。我若落脚于此，定会倍感荣幸。但事实上，我从未准备好在任何地方落脚。　歪评：安逸的生活环境同样容易让人迷失、令人丧志。但实际上，远大的抱负也许不能立即带来物质上至高的享受，却是人生中最有价值的财富。 　　 　　8、——Friend.What happened to your shoes? 　　 　　——They kind of got ahead of me. 　　 　　——朋友，你的鞋呢？ 　　 　　——它们比我先跑一步。 　　 　　歪评：鞋在前方、路

在脚下。踏踏实实地向前迈出每一步吧！因为惟有脚踩的泥上、才会留下真正属于自己的印迹。 　　 　　9、——Can I take your picture? 　　 　　——Oh, you don't need a picture.Just look up the word 'handsome' in the dictionary. 　　 　　——我可以为您拍张照吗？ 　　 　　——哦，不用了，只要到辞典里查“英俊”这个词就可以了。 　　 　　歪评：虽然是老套的美国南方幽默，却始终流露出一成不变的自信。10、They said when you meet the love of your life,time stops.And that's true.What they don't tell you is that once time starts again, it moves extra fast to catch up. 　　 　　人们说当你遇上你的挚爱时，时间会暂停。真的是这样。但人们没有告诉你，当时针再度恢复转动，它会无比飞快，让人无法赶上。 　　 　　歪评：幸福总是转瞬即逝的，却往往能在单位时间内留下最为深刻和美好的回忆。所以，好好珍惜属于自己的幸福时光，而不要让它们空余怅惘。 　　 　　11、You were hot shit back in Hickville，but here in the real world, you got squat.You don't have a plan or a job.Nothing except the clothes on your back. 　　 　　You were a big fish in a small pond, but this here is the ocean and you're drowning.... 　　 　　...I don't have a job,but I would have a job if you gave me one.And I may not have much, but I have more determination than any man you're likely to meet. 　　 　　——你是乡下来的大人物，但在真实世界里，你啥都不是。你没什么打算、没有一份工作，除了身上的衣服以外什么都没有。你原本是小池子里的大鱼，但现在这里是大海，你会淹死的... 　　 　　——我是没有工作，但只要你给我一份就可以。我拥有的也许不多，但我比任何人都有决心。 　　 　　歪评：现实可以被改变，但是决心是很难动摇的。 　　 　　12、Most things you consider evil or wicked are simply lonely and lacking in social niceties. 　　 　　你认为最邪恶、最坏的东西，大多只是孤独、缺乏融洽的个性。 　　 　　歪评：非常有深度的哲理！默记在心，无须赘述。 　　 　　13、Fate has a cruel way of circling around on you.There's a time when a man needs to fight and a time when he needs to accept that his destiny's lost.Now the ship has sailed,and that only a fool will continue.Truth is , I''ve always been a fool. 　　 　　人生有振作奋斗的时刻，也有必须接受现实的时候。现在木已成舟，只有傻子才会去钻牛角尖。但事实上，我一直都是个傻子。 　　 　　歪评：让我们面对现实，让我们忠于理想！ 　　 　　14、 The thing about icebergs is you only see 10 percent while the other

90 percent is below the water where you can't see it. 　　 　　“冰山”的意思就是说，事情只有一成真相露出表面，而其余九成都难觅踪迹。 　　 　　歪评：这是儿子向父亲解释自己对他的怀疑时打的比方。孰不知，冰山露出的顶峰往往是最美的部分，因为它们饱经风霜后蜕变而成的棱角，是远比水下深埋着的模糊山腰来得坚毅。 　　 　　15、 　　 　　——You don't even know me. 　　 　　——I have the rest of my life to find out. 　　 　　——你甚至还不认识我。 　　 　　——我用毕生来认识你。 　　 　　歪评：和黄水仙同样浪漫的蜜语...大家都懂的，不解释。 　　 　　16、If there was one thing you can say about Edward Bloom is that I am a social person. 　　 　　如果说爱德华布鲁姆有什么明显特质的话，那就是他非常善于交际。 　　 　　歪评：再一次说明了情商对于人的重要性。 　　 　　17、Jennifer:See, to him there's only two women:Your mother, and everyone else...I was make-believe.And his other life,you.You were real. 　　 　　Jennifer：对他来说,世界上只有两个女人：一是你母亲，另一个是除她之外的任一女人。在他的故事中，“我”是虚构的，而他的另一半人生在于你，你才是真实的。 　　 　　歪评：此乃本作中，对大鱼老爸“故事”最为精辟的解释。或许，一切美好的粉饰都是为了自己挚爱的人吧。18、Dr. Bennett：And that's the real story of how you were born.Not very exciting,is it?And I suppose if I had to choose between the true version and an elaborate one involving a fish and a wedding ring,I might choose the fancy version.But, then that's just me. 　　 　　这就是你出生的真实故事。不是很有趣，对吧？如果让我选择是要真实版、还是那个加了条大怪鱼和婚戒的夸张版，我可能会选后者。但是，这只是我的一厢情愿。 　　 　　歪评：这是班奈医生对父亲“故事”的个人解读：没有必要去追究那些不合实际的细节，只需在这美好的一切中体会并珍惜这份最深沉、最珍贵的父爱。 　　 　　19、Have you ever heard a joke so many times you've forgotten why it's funny? And then you hear it again and suddenly it's new. You remember why you loved it in the first place. 　　 　　有些笑话你是否因为听过太多遍而忘了它为什么有趣？后来你又一次听到它，突然间，犹如恍然一新，你就会想起为何一开始就会喜欢它了。 　　 　　歪评：对于那些有趣的“故事”，“不去打扰，是我的温柔”。 　　 　　20、A man tells stories so many times that he becomes the stories. They live on after him, and in that way, he becomes immo

rtal. 　　 　　一个人不停述说着自己的故事，让他自己也成了故事本身。故事在他死后继续流传，那样，他也变得永垂不朽了。

台词对白篇六
《friends对白台词》

Season 1

101 The One Where Monica Gets a Roommate (The Pilot-The Uncut Version) [Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there.] Monica: There's nothing to tell! He's just some guy I work with! Joey: C'mon, you're going out with the guy! There's gotta be something wrong with him! Chandler: All right Joey, be nice. So does he have a hump? A hump and a hairpiece? Phoebe: Wait, does he eat chalk? (They all stare, bemused.) Phoebe: Just, 'cause, I don't want her to go through what I went through with Carl- oh! Monica: Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date. It's just two people going out to dinner and- not having sex. Chandler: Sounds like a date to me. [Time Lapse] Chandler: Alright, so I'm back in high school, I'm standing in the middle of the cafeteria, and I realize I am totally naked. All: Oh, yeah. Had that dream. Chandler: Then I look down, and I realize there's a phone... there. Joey: Instead of...? Chandler: That's right. Joey: Never had that dream. Phoebe: No. Chandler: All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. Now I don't know what to do, everybody starts looking at me. Monica: And they weren't looking at you before?! Chandler: Finally, I figure I'd better answer it, and it turns out it's my mother, which is very-very weird, because- she never calls me! [Time Lapse, Ross has entered.] Ross: (mortified) Hi. Joey: This guy says hello, I wanna kill myself. Monica: Are you okay, sweetie? Ross: I just feel like someone reached down my throat, grabbed my small intestine, pulled it out of my mouth and tied it around my neck... Chandler: Cookie? Monica: (explaining to the others) Carol moved her stuff out today. Joey: Ohh. Monica: (to Ross) Let me get you some coffee. Ross: Thanks. Phoebe: Ooh! Oh! (She starts to pluck at the air just in front of Ross.) Ross: No, no don't! Stop cleansing my aura! No, just leave my aura alone, okay? Phoebe: Fine! Be murky! Ross: I'll be fine, alright? Really, everyone. I hope she'll be very happy. Monica: No you don't. Ross: No I don't, to hell with her, she left me! Joey: And you never knew she was a lesbian... Ross: No!! Okay?! Why does everyone keep fixating on that? She didn't know, how should know? Chandler: Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian... Ross:to take it pretty well. Monica:was what? Ross: Sorry. Joey:Joey:hormones! Ross:Rachel:and then Waitress: Can I get you some coffee? Monica: (pointing at Rachel) De-caff. (to All) Okay, everybody, this is Rachel, another Lincoln High survivor. (to Rachel) This is everybody, this is Chandler, and Phoebe, and Joey, and- you remember my brother Ross? Rachel: Hi, sure! Ross: Hi. (They go to hug but Ross's umbrella opens. He sits back down defeated again. A moment of silence follows as Rachel sits and the others expect her to explain.) Monica: So you wanna tell us now, or are we waiting for four wet bridesmaids? Rachel: Oh God... well, it started about a half hour before the wedding. I was in the room where we were keeping all the presents, and I was looking at this gravy boat. This really gorgeous Lamauge gravy boat. When all of a sudden- (to the waitress that brought her coffee)Sweet 'n' Lo?- I realized that I was more turned on by this gravy boat than by Barry! And then I got really freaked out, and Head. Y'know, I mean, I always knew looked familiar, but... Anyway, I just had to get out of there, and I started wondering 'Why am I doing this, and who am I doing this for?'. (to Monica) So anyway I just didn't know where to go, and I know that you and I have kinda drifted apart, but you're the only person I knew who lived here in the city. Monica: Who wasn't invited to the wedding. Rachel: Ooh, I was kinda hoping that wouldn't be an issue... [Scene: Monica's Apartment, everyone is there and watching a Spanish Soap on TV and are trying to figure out what is going on.] Monica: Now I'm guessing that he bought her the big pipe organ, and she's really not happy about it. Chandler: (imitating the characters) Tuna or egg salad? Decide! Ross: (in a deep voice) I'll have whatever Christine is having. Rachel: (on phone) Daddy, I just... I can't marry him! I'm sorry. I just don't love him. Well, it matters to me! (The scene on TV has changed to show two women, one is holding her hair.) Phoebe: If I let go of my hair, my head will fall off. Chandler: (re TV) Ooh, she should not be wearing those pants. Joey: I say push her down the stairs. Phoebe, Ross, Chandler, and Joey: Push her down the stairs! Push her down the stairs! Push her down the stairs! (She is pushed down the stairs and everyone cheers.) Rachel: C'mon Daddy, listen to me! It's like, it's like, all of my life, everyone has always told me, 'You're a shoe! You're a shoe, you're a shoe, you're a shoe!'. And today I just stopped and I said, 'What if I don't wanna be a shoe? What if I wanna be a- a purse, y'know? Or a- or a hat! No, I'm not saying I want you to buy me a hat, I'm saying I am a ha- It's a metaphor, Daddy! Ross: You can see where he'd have trouble. Rachel: Look Daddy, it's my life. Well maybe I'll just stay here with Monica. Monica:with Monica... Rachel: Well, maybe that's my decision. Monica:nice calm things... Phoebe:few... Rachel:Phoebe: (grins and to kitchen Chandler and Joey.) I helped! Monica:thing. Joey:Paul:Buzz him in! Maybe. Wait. Your 'not a real date' tonight Ooh, this is a Dear Diary moment. Rach, wait, I can cancel... Please, no, go, that'd be fine! (to Ross) Are, are you okay? I mean, do you want Ross: (choked voice) That'd be good... Monica: (horrified) Really? Ross: (normal voice) No, go on! It's Paul the Wine Guy! Phoebe: What does that mean? Does he sell it, drink it, or just complain a lot? (Chandler doesn't know.) (There's a knock on the door and it's Paul.) Monica: Hi, come in! Paul, this is.. (They are all lined up next to the door.)... everybody, everybody, this is Paul. All: Hey! Paul! Hi! The Wine Guy! Hey! Chandler: I'm sorry, I didn't catch your name. Paul, was it? Monica: Okay, umm-umm, I'll just--I'll be right back, I just gotta go ah, go ah... Ross: A wandering? Monica: Change! Okay, sit down. (Shows Paul in) Two seconds. Phoebe: Ooh, I just pulled out four eyelashes. That can't be good. (Monica goes to change.) Joey: Hey, Paul! Paul: Yeah? Joey: Here's a little tip, she really likes it when you rub her neck in the same spot over and over and over again until it starts to get a little red. Monica: (yelling from the bedroom) Shut up, Joey! Ross: So Rachel, what're you, uh... what're you up to tonight? Rachel: Well, I was kinda supposed to be headed for Aruba on my honeymoon, so nothing! Ross: Right, you're not even getting your honeymoon, God.. No, no, although, Aruba, this time of year... talk about your- (thinks) -big lizards... Anyway, if you don't feel like being alone tonight, Joey and Chandler are coming over to help me put together my new furniture. Chandler: (deadpan) Yes, and we're very excited about it. Rachel: Well actually thanks, but I think I'm just gonna hang out here tonight. It's been kinda a long day. Joey: Hey Pheebs, you wanna help? Phoebe: Oh, I wish I could, but I don't want to. Commercial Break [Scene: The Subway, Phoebe is singing for change.] Phoebe: (singing) Love is sweet as summer showers, love is a wondrous work of art, but your love oh your love, your love...is like a giant pigeon...crapping on my heart. La-la-la-la-la- (some guy gives her some change and to that guy) Thank you. (sings) La-la-la-la...ohhh! [Scene: Ross's Apartment, the guys are there assembling furniture.] Ross: (squatting and reading the instructions) I'm supposed to attach a brackety thing to the side things, using a bunch of these little worm guys. I have no brackety thing, I see no whim guys whatsoever and- I cannot feel my legs. (Joey and Chandler are finishing assembling the bookcase.) Joey: I'm thinking we've got a bookcase here. Chandler: It's a beautiful thing. Joey:Chandler: bracket. Joey:Chandler:plant.) Joey:a can and This was let me ask you a question. She got the I know, I know, I'm such an idiot. I guess I should have caught on when she started going to the dentist four and five times a week. I mean, how clean My brother's going through that right now, he's such a mess. How did you get through it? Paul: Well, you might try accidentally breaking something valuable of hers, say her- Monica: -leg? Paul: (laughing) That's one way! Me, I- I went for the watch. Monica: You actually broke her watch? Wow! The worst thing I ever did was, I-I shredded by boyfriend's favorite bath towel. Paul: Ooh, steer clear of you. Monica: That's right. [Scene: Monica's Apartment, Rachel is talking on the phone and pacing.] Rachel: Barry, I'm sorry... I am so sorry... I know you probably think that this is all about what I said the other day about you making love with your socks on, but it isn't... it isn't, it's about me, and I ju- (She stops talking and dials the phone.) Hi, machine cut me off again... anyway...look, look, I know that some girl is going to be incredibly lucky to become Mrs. Barry Finkel, but it isn't me, it's not me. And not that I have any idea who me is right now, but you just have to give me a chance too... (The maching cuts her off again and she redials.) [Scene: Ross's Apartment; Ross is pacing while Joey and Chandler are working on some more furniture.] Ross: I'm divorced! I'm only 26 and I'm divorced! Joey: Shut up! Chandler: You must stop! (Chandler hits what he is working on with a hammer and it collapses.) Ross: That only took me an hour. Chandler: Look, Ross, you gotta understand, between us we haven't had a relationship that has lasted longer than a Mento. You, however have had the love of a woman for four years. Four years of closeness and sharing at the end of which she ripped your heart out, and that is why we don't do it! I don't think that was my point! Ross: You know what the scariest part is? What if there's only one woman for everybody, y'know? I mean what if you get one woman- and that's it? Unfortunately in my case, there was only one woman- for her... Joey: What are you talking about? 'One woman'? That's like saying there's only one flavor of ice cream for you. Lemme tell you something, Ross. There's lots of flavors out there. There's Rocky Road, and Cookie Dough, and Bing! Cherry Vanilla. You could get 'em with Jimmies, or nuts, or whipped cream! This is the best thing that ever happened to you! You got married, you were, like, what, eight? Welcome back to the world! Grab a spoon! Ross: I honestly don't know if I'm hungry or horny. Chandler: Stay out of my freezer! [Scene: A Restaurant, Monica and Paul are still eating.] Paul: Ever since she walked out on me, I, uh... Monica: What?..... What, you wanna spell it out with noodles? Paul: No, it's, it's more of a fifth date kinda revelation. Monica: Oh, so there is gonna be a fifth date? Paul: Isn't there? Monica: Yeah... yeah, I think there is. -What were you gonna say? Paul: Well, ever-ev-... ever since she left me, um, I

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sip of her drink.) ...Sexually. Monica: (spitting out her drink in shock) Oh God, oh God, I am sorry... I am so sorry... Paul: It's okay... Monica: I know being spit on is probably not what you need right now. Um... how long? Paul: Two years. Monica: Wow! I'm-I'm-I'm glad you smashed her watch! Paul: So you still think you, um... might want that fifth date? Monica: (pause)...Yeah. Yeah, I do. [Scene: Monica's Apartment, Rachel is watching Joanne Loves Chaci.] Priest on TV: We are gathered here today to join Joanne Louise Cunningham and Charles, Chachi-Chachi-Chachi, Arcola in the bound of holy matrimony. Rachel: Oh...see... but Joanne loved Chachi! That's the difference! [Scene: Ross's Apartment, they're all sitting around

Chandler: You're right, I'm sorry. (Burst into song and dances out of the door.) "Once I was a wooden boy, a little wooden boy..." Joey: You should both know, that he's a dead man. Oh, Chandler? (Starts after Chandler.) Monica: So how you doing today? Did you sleep okay? Talk to Barry? I can't stop smiling. Rachel: I can see that. You look like you slept with a hanger in your mouth. Monica: I know, he's just so, so... Do you remember you and Tony DeMarco? Rachel: Oh, yeah. Monica: Well, it's like that. With feelings. Rachel: Oh wow. Are you in trouble. Monica: Big time! Rachel: Want a wedding dress? Hardly used. Monica: I think we are getting a little ahead of selves here. Okay. Okay. I am just going to get up, go to work and not think about him all day. Or else I'm just gonna get up and go to work. Rachel: Oh, look, wish me luck! Rachel: I'm gonna go get one of those (Thinks) job things. (Monica exits.) [Scene: Iridium, Monica is working as Frannie enters.] Frannie: Hey, Monica! Monica: Hey Frannie, welcome back! How was Florida? Frannie: You had sex, didn't you? Monica: How do you do that? Frannie: Oh, I hate you, I'm pushing my Aunt Roz through Parrot Jungle and you're having sex! So? Who? Monica: You know Paul? Frannie: Paul the Wine Guy? Oh yeah, I know Paul. Monica: You mean you know Paul like I know Paul? Frannie: Are you kidding? I take credit for Paul. Y'know before me, there was no snap in his turtle for two years. [Scene: Central Perk, everyone but Rachel is there.] Joey: (sitting on the arm of the couch)Of course it was a line! Monica: Why?! Why? Why, why would anybody do something like that? Ross: I assume we're looking for an answer more sophisticated than 'to get you into bed'. love it! [Time Lapse, Rachel and Ross are watching a TV channel finishes it's broadcast day by playing the national anthem.] Monica: Well, that's it (To Ross) You gonna crash on the couch? Ross: No. No, I gotta go home sometime. Monica: You be okay? Ross: Yeah. Rachel: Hey Mon, look what I just found on the floor. (Monica smiles.) What? Monica: That's Paul's watch. You just put it back where you found it. Oh boy. Alright. Goodnight, everybody. Ross and Rachel: Goodnight. (Monica stomps on Paul's watch and goes into her room.) Ross: Mmm. (They both reach for the last cookie) Oh, no- Rachel: Sorry- Ross: No no no, go- Rachel: No, you have it, really, I don't want it- Ross: Split it? Rachel: Okay. Ross: Okay. (They split it.) You know you probably didn't crush on you. Rachel: I knew. Ross: You did! Oh.... I always figured you just thought I was Monica's geeky older brother. Rachel: I did. Ross: Oh. Listen, do you think- and try not to let my intense vulnerability become any kind of a factor here- but do you think it would be okay if I asked you out? Sometime? Maybe? Rachel: Yeah, maybe... Ross: Okay... okay, maybe I will... Rachel: Goodnight. Ross: Goodnight. (Rachel goes into her room and Monica enters the living room as Ross is leaving.) Monica: See ya.... Waitwait, what's with you? Ross: I just grabbed a spoon. (Ross exits and Monica has no idea what that means.) Closing Credits [Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there.] Joey: I can't believe what I'm hearing here. (Carol, Ross's ex-wife, has entered behind them and is standing outstide the exhibit.) Ross: (trying to ignore her) No. No. Marsha: Yes, it is. Carol! Hi! Ross: Okay, okay, yes, it is. (waves) How about I'll, uh, catch up with you in the Ice Age. (Marsha extis and Ross waves Carol into the exhibit.) Ross:Hi. Carol: So. Ross: You look great. I, uh... I hate that. Carol: Sorry. You look good too. Ross: Ah, well, in here, anyone who... stands erect... So what's new? Still, uh... Carol: A lesbian? Ross: Well... you never know. How's, um.. how's the family? Carol: Marty's still totally paranoid. Oh, and, uh- Ross: Why- why are you here, Carol? Carol: I'm pregnant. Ross: Pregnant?! [Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler, Joey, Phoebe,

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Chandler: Oh, I think this is the episode of Three's Company where there's some kind of misunderstanding. Phoebe:...Then I've already seen this one! (Turns off the TV.) Monica: (taking a drink from Joey) Are you through with that? Joey: Yeah, sorry, the swallowing slowed me down. Monica: Whose little ball of paper is this?! Chandler: Oh, uh, that would be mine. See, I wrote a note to myself, and then I realised I didn't need it, so I balled it up and... (sees that Monica is glaring at him) ...now I wish I was dead. (Monica starts to fluff a pillow.) Phoebe: She's already fluffed that pillow... Monica, you know, you've already fluffed that- (Monica glares at her.) -but, it's fine! Monica: Look , I'm sorry, guys, I just don't wanna give them any more ammunition than they already have. Chandler: Yes, and we all know how cruel a parent can be about the flatness of a child's pillow. Phoebe: Monica- Hi! Um, Monica, you're scaring me. I mean, you're like, you're like all chaotic and twirly. And not-not in a good way. Joey: Yeah, calm down. You don't see Ross getting all chaotic and twirly every time they come. Monica: That's because as far as my parents are concerned, Ross can do no wrong. Y'see, he's the Prince. Apparently they had some big ceremony before I was born. Chandler: (looking out the window) Ew, ew, ew, ew ew ew ew ew! Monica: What? Chandler: Ugly Naked Guy got a Thighmaster! All: Eeaagh! (Rachel enters from her room.) Rachel: Has anybody seen my engagement ring? Phoebe: Yeah, it's beautiful. Rachel: Oh God, oh God, oh God oh God oh God oh God.... (Starts to look under the couch cushions.) Phoebe: No, look, don't touch that! Rachel: Oh, like I wasn't dreading tomorrow enough, having to give it back to him... 'Hi Barry! Remember me? I'm the girl in the veil who stomped on your heart in front of your entire family!' Oh God and now I'm gonna have to return the ring, without the ring, which makes it so much harder... Monica: Easy Rach, we'll find it. (To all) Won't we! Chandler and Joey: Oh! Yeah! Joey: Alright, when'd'ya have it on last? Phoebe: Doy! Probably right before she lost it! Chandler: You don't get a lot of 'doy' these days... Rachel: I know I had it this morning, and I know I had it when I was in the kitchen with... Chandler: ...Dinah? Rachel: (looks at the lasagne and realizes something) Ohhhhh, don't be mad... Monica: You didn't. Rachel: Oh, I am sorry... Monica: Rachel:are! Chandler: Monica:it. Chandler: Ross: Monica: Ross: whole pillow thing in Rachel: do you fit into this Ross:be involved, but if I'm not comfortable with it, I don't have to be involved.. basically it's entirely up to me. Phoebe: She is so great! I miss her. Monica: What does she mean by 'involved'? Chandler: I mean presumably, the biggest part of your job is done. Ross: Anyway, they want me to go down to this- sonogram thing with them tomorrow. Rachel: So what are you gonna do? Ross: I have no idea. No matter what I do, though, I'm still gonna be a father. (Joey starts to eat the rest of the lasagne and everyone turns and stares at him.) Joey: .....Well, this is still ruined, right? [Scene, Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Ross are pouring wine for their parents.] Mrs. Geller: Oh, Martha Ludwin's daughter is gonna call you. (Tastes a snack) Mmm! What's that curry taste? Monica: Curry. Mrs. Geller: Mmmm! Mr. Geller: (To Ross) Do you remember the Ludwins? The big one had a thing for you, didn't she? Mrs. Geller: They all had a thing for him. Ross: Aw, Mom... Monica: I'm sorry, why is this girl going to call me? Mrs. Geller: Oh, she just graduated, and she wants to be something in cooking, or food, or.... I don't know. Anyway, I told her you had a restaurant- Monica: No Mom, I don't have a restaurant, I work in a restaurant. Mrs. Geller: Well, they don't have to know that... (She starts to fluff the same pillow Monica fluffed multiple times earlier.) Monica: Ross, could you come and help me with the spaghetti, please? Ross: Yeah. (They go to the kitchen.) Mrs. Geller: Oh, we're having spaghetti! That's.... easy. Monica: I know this is going to sound unbelievably selfish, but, were you planning on bringing up the whole baby/lesbian thing? Because I think it might take some of the heat off me. [Time Lapse, everyone is now eating.] Mrs. Geller: What that Rachel did to her life.... We ran into her parents at the club, they were not playing very well. Mr. Geller: I'm not gonna tell you what they spent on that wedding... but forty thousand dollars is a lot of money! Mrs. Geller: Well, at least she had the chance to leave a man at the altar... Monica: What's that supposed to mean? Mrs. Geller: Nothing! It's an expression. Monica: No it's not. Mr. Geller: Don't listen to your mother. You're independent, and you always have been! Even when you were a kid... and you were chubby, and you had no friends, you were just fine! And you would read alone in your room, and your puzzles... [Time Lapse.] Mr. Geller:published. Other people are satisfied with get cancer. [Time Lapse.] Mr. Geller:have that problem. Monica: (trying desperately to change Ross, what's going on Any with the folks? Ross:exactly and and, well, Ross: these people are pros. They know they say you can't change your Yeah. We don't speak. She's like this What does she do? She's a waitress. All right, you guys, I kinda gotta clean up now. (They all start to leave.) Monica: Chandler, you're an only child, right? You don't have any of this. Chandler: Well, no, although I did have an imaginary friend, who... my parents actually preferred. Rachel: The lights, please.. (Joey turns off the lights, and they all leave as Rachel starts to clean up. Ross enters from the bathroom.) Ross: ...How long was I in there? Rachel: I'm just cleaning up. Ross: D'ya.. uh.. d'ya need any help? Rachel: Uh.. okay, sure! Thanks! (She hands him the broom and sits down.) Ross: Anyway.. um.. (Starts to sweep.) So, you- uh- you nervous about Barry tomorrow? Rachel: Oh.. a little.. Ross: Mm-hmm.. Rachel: A lot. Ross: Mm. Rachel: So, got any advice? Y'know, as someone who's recently been- dumped? Ross: Well, you may wanna steer clear of the word 'dumped'. Chances are he's gonna be this, this broken shell of a man, y'know, so you should try not to look too terrific, I know it'll be hard. Or, y'know, uh, hey!, I'll go down there, and I'll give Barry back his ring, and you can go with Carol and Susan to the OB/GYN... Rachel: Oh, you've got Carol tomorrow.. When did it get so complicated? Ross: Got me. Rachel: Remember when we were in high school together? Ross: Yeah. Rachel: I mean, didn't you think you were just gonna meet somone, fall in love- and that'd be it? (Ross gazes at her.) ..Ross? Ross: Yes, yes! leans back onto his hand.) Ross: Me either... (He pulls up a stool so that he doesn't have to move his hand.) [Scene: Carol's OB/GYN, Carol is waiting.] Ross: (entering) Sorry I'm late, I was stuck at work. There was this big dinosaur.. thing.. anyway. (Susan enters holding a drink.) Susan: Hi. Carol: Ross, you remember Susan. Ross: How could I forget? Susan: Ross. Ross: (they shake hands) Hello, Susan. (To Carol) Good shake. Good shake. So, uh, we're just waiting for...? Carol: Dr. Oberman. Ross: ..Dr. Oberman. Okay. And is he- Susan: She. Ross: -she, of course, she- uh- familiar with our.. special situation? Carol: Yes, and she's very supportive. Ross: Okay, that's great. (Susan gives her drink to Carol.) No, I'm- Oh. Carol: Thanks. Ross: (picks up a and mimes a Carol: Ross? opens my (He drops it in horror.) [Scene office, Barry is working Huh?! intercom) Dr. Farber, Jason the intercom) Be right there. (To Okay. [Scene: Carol's OB/GYN, they're talking about how this is going to work.] So, um- so how's this, uh, how's this gonna work? with us? Y'know, when, like, important decisions have to be made? Carol: Give me a 'for instance'. Ross: Well, uh, uh, I don't know, okay, okay, how about with the, uh, with the baby's name? Carol: Marlon- Ross: Marlon?! Carol: -if it's a boy, Minnie if it's a girl. Ross: ...As in Mouse? Carol: As in my grandmother. Ross: Still, you- you say Minnie, you hear Mouse. Um, how about, um.. how about Julia? Carol: Julia.. Susan: We agreed on Minnie. Ross: 'S'funny, um, uh, we agreed we'd spend the rest of our lives together. Things change, roll with the punches. I believe Julia's on the table..? [Scene: Barry's office, Rachel is doing her makeup in the mirror on Barry's lamp as Barry enters.] Barry: Sorry about that. So. What have you been up to? Rachel: Oh, not much. I-I got a job. Barry: Oh, that's great. Rachel: Why are- why are you so tanned? Barry: Oh, I, uh- I went to Aruba. Rachel: Oh no. You went on our honeymoon alone? Barry: No. I went with, uh.. Now, this may hurt. Robbie: Me?! Barry: No! (To Rachel) I went with Mindy. Rachel: Mindy?! My maid of honour, Mindy?! Barry: Yeah, well, uh, we're kind of a thing now. Rachel: Oh! Well, um.. (Grabs his forehand) You've got plugs! Barry: Careful! They haven't quite taken yet. Rachel: And you've got lenses! But you hate sticking your finger in your eye! Barry: Not for her. Listen, I really wanted to thank you. Rachel: Okay.. Barry: See, about a month ago, I wanted to hurt you. More than I've ever wanted to hurt anyone in my life. And I'm an orthodontist. Rachel: Wow. Barry: You know, you were right? I mean, I thought we were happy. We weren't happy. But with Mindy, now I'm happy. Spit. Rachel: What? Robbie: Me. (Spits.) Rachel: Anyway, um, (Gets the ring out of her purse.) I guess this belongs to you. And thank you for giving it to me. Barry: Well, thank you for giving it back. (Barry and Rachel look at each other.) Robbie: Hello?! [Scene: Carol's OB/GYN, they're still arguing about what to name the baby.] Susan: Oh, please! What's wrong with Helen? Ross: Helen Geller? I don't think so. Carol: Hello? It's not gonna be Helen Geller. Ross: Thank you! Carol: No, I mean it's not Geller. Ross: What, it's gonna be Helen Willick? Carol: No, actually, um, we talked about Helen

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Ross: Well, wait a minute, wha- why is she in the title? Susan: It's my baby too. Ross: Oh, 's'funny, really? Um, I don't remember you making any sperm. Susan: Yeah, and we all know what a challenge that is! Carol: All right, you two, stop it! Ross: No no no, she gets a credit, hey, I'm in there too. Carol: Ross. You're not actually suggesting Helen Willick-Bunch-Geller? 'Cause I think that borders on child abuse. Ross: Of course not, I'm... suggesting Geller-Willick-Bunch. Susan: Oh, no, nonononono, you see what he's doing? He knows no-one's gonna say all those names, so they'll wind up calling her Geller, then he gets his way! Ross: My way?! You-you think this is my way? Believe me, of all the ways I ever imagined this

Chandler: Or 'You're such a nice guy' means 'I'm gonna be dating leather-wearing alcoholics and complaining about them to you'. Phoebe: Or, or, y'know, um, 'I think we should see other people' means 'Ha, ha, I already am'. Rachel: And everybody knows this? Joey: Yeah. Cushions the blow. Chandler: Yeah, it's like when you're a kid, and your parents put your dog to sleep, and they tell you it went off to live on some farm. Ross: That's funny, that, no, because, uh, our parents actually did, uh, send our dog off to live on a farm. Monica: Uh, Ross. Ross: What? Wh- hello? The Millners' farm in Connecticut? The Millners, they had this unbelievable farm, they had horses, and, and rabbits that he could chase and it was- it w- .....Oh my God, Chi Chi! Opening Credits [Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is helping Chandler: "So how does it feel knowing you're about to die?" Joey: "Warden, in five minutes my pain will be over. But you'll have to live with the knowledge that you sent an honest man to die." Chandler: Hey, that was really good! Joey: Thanks! Let's keep going. Chandler: Okay. "So. Whaddya want from me, Damone, huh?" Joey: "I just wanna go back to my cell. 'Cause in my cell, I can smoke." Chandler: "Smoke away." (Joey takes out a pack of cigarettes and a lighter. He fumbles and drops the lighter. Then he lights a cigarett, takes a drag, and coughs.) Chandler: I think this is probably why Damone smokes in his cell alone. Joey: What? Chandler: Relax your hand! (Joey lets his wrist go limp.) Chandler: Not so much! Chandler: Okay, so this time I won't quit! All: Ohhh! Put it out! Chandler: All right! I'm putting it out, I'm putting it out. (He drops it in Phoebe's coffee.) Phoebe: Oh, no! I- I can't drink this now! Monica: Alright. I'm gonna go change, I've got a date. Rachel: This Alan again? How's it goin'? Monica: 'S'going pretty good, y'know? It's nice, and, we're having fun. Joey: So when do we get to meet the guy? Monica: Let's see, today's Monday... Never. All: Oh, come on! Come on! Monica: No. Not after what happened with Steve. Chandler: What are you talking about? We love Schhteve! Schhteve was schhexy!.. Sorry. Monica: Look, I don't even know how I feel about him yet. Just give me a chance to figure that out. Rachel: Well, then can we meet him? Monica: Nope. Schhorry. [Scene: Iridium, Monica and Paula are at work.] Monica: I mean, why should I let them meet him? I mean, over him. I mean, they're like- coyotes, picking off the weak members of the herd. Paula: Listen. As someone who's seen more than her fair share of bad beef, I'll tell you: that is not such a terrible thing. I mean, they're your friends, they're just looking out after you. Monica: I know. I just wish that once, I'd bring a guy home that they actually liked. Paula: Well, you do realise the odds of that happening are a little slimmer if they never get to meet the guy.. [Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler is smoking out on the balcony, Phoebe is absent.] Joey: Let it go, Ross. Ross: Yeah, well, you didn't know Chi Chi. Monica: Do you all promise? All: Yeah! We promise! We'll be good! Monica: (shouts to Chandler) Chandler? Do you promise to be good? (Chandler makes a 'Cross my heart' sign. It starts to rain and he taps on the window.) Joey: You can come in, but your filter-tipped little the a a be Ross: Well.. All: WE WON!! Thank you! Yes! Monica: Fantastic! I have one question: How is that possible? Joey: Alan. Ross: He was unbelievable. He was like that-that-that Bugs Bunny cartoon where Bugs is playing all the positions, right, but instead of Bugs it was first base-Alan, second base-Alan, third base-... Rachel: I mean, it-it was like, it was like he made us into a team. Chandler: Yep, we sure showed those Hassidic jewellers a thing or two about softball.. Monica: Can I ask you guys a question? D'you ever think that Alan is maybe.. sometimes.. Ross: What? Monica: ..I dunno, a little too Alan? Rachel: Well, no. That's impossible. You can never be too Alan. Ross: Yeah, it's his, uh, innate Alan-ness that-that-that we adore.

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Alan. [Scene: A street, Phoebe walks up to a homeless person (Lizzie) she knows.] Phoebe: Hey, Lizzie. Lizzie: Hey, Weird Girl. Phoebe: I brought you alphabet soup. Lizzie: Did you pick out the vowels? Phoebe: Yes. But I left in the Ys. 'Cause, y'know, "sometimes y". Uh, I also have something else for you. (She searches in her purse.) Lizzie: Saltines? Phoebe: No, but would you like a thousand dollars and a football phone? Lizzie: What? (She opens the envelope Phoebe has given her.) Oh my God, there's really money in here. Phoebe: I know. Lizzie: Weird Girl, what are you doing? Phoebe: No, I want you to have it. I don't want it. Lizzie: No, no, I ha-I have to give you something. Phoebe: Oh, that's fine, no. Lizzie: Would you like my tin-foil hat? Phoebe: No. 'Cause you need that. No, it's okay, thanks. Lizzie: Please, let me do something. Phoebe: Okay, alright, you buy me a soda, and then we're even. Okay? Lizzie: Okay. Phoebe: Okay. [Scene: Chandler's office, Chandler looks around, opens his desk drawer, takes a puff of a cigarette, sprays around some air freshener, and takes some breath spray. He types for a little while, opens the drawer again, and takes another drag of the cigarette. While not paying attention, he sprays the breath spray around the room, takes a squirt of air freshener and gags.] [Scene: A Street, Phoebe and Lizzie are at a hot dog vendor.] Lizzie: Keep the change. (To Phoebe) Sure you don't wanna pretzel? Phoebe: No, I'm fine. Lizzie: (leaves) See ya. (Phoebe opens the can and reacts.) Phoebe: Huh! [Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is telling everyone about her discovery.] Ross: A thumb?! (Phoebe nods.) All: Eww! Phoebe: I know! I know, I opened it up and there it was, just floating in there, like this tiny little hitch-hiker! Chandler: Well, maybe it's a contest, y'know? Like, collect all five? Phoebe: Does, um, anyone wanna see? All: Nooo! (Chandler lights a cigarette.) All: Oh, hey, don't do that! Cut it out! Rachel: It's worse than the thumb! Chandler: Hey, this is so unfair! Monica: Oh, why is it unfair? Chandler: So I have a flaw! Big deal! Like Joey's constant knuckle-cracking isn't And Monica, with that snort when laughs? I mean, what the hell is that Joey: ...Does the everybody? Rachel: Joey:Ross:Joey: with Rachel: The hair comes out, (They bickering and Chandler happily starts to smoke, undisturbed.) [Scene: Iridium, Monica and Paula are working.] Monica: Did you ever go out with a guy your friends all really like? Paula: No. Monica: Okay.. Well, I'm going out with a guy my friends all really like. Paula: Waitwait.. we talking about the coyotes here? All right, a cow got through! Monica: Can you believe it? ...Y'know what? I just don't feel the thing. I mean, they feel the thing, I don't feel the thing. Paula: Honey.. you should always feel the thing. Listen, if that's how you feel about the guy, Monica, dump him! Monica: I know.. it's gonna be really hard. Paula: Well, he's a big boy, he'll get over it. Monica: No, he'll be fine. It's the other five I'm worried about. [Scene: Cental Perk, Joey and Ross are persecuting Chandler about his smoking.] Joey: Do you have any respect for your body? yourself? Chandler: Hey, y'know, I have had it with you guys and your cancer and your emphysema and your heart disease. The bottom line is, smoking is cool, and you know it. Rachel: (holding the phone out to Chandler) Chandler? It's Alan, he wants to speak to you. Chandler: Really? He does? (taking the phone) Hey, buddy, what's up! Oh, she told you about that, huh. Well, yeah, I have one now and then. Well, yeah, now. Well, it's not that big- ..well, that's true,.. Gee, y'know, no-one- no-one's ever put it like that before. Well, okay, thanks! (He hands the phone back and stubs out his cigarette.) Rachel: (to Ross, who has wandered up) God, he's good. Ross: If only he were a woman. Rachel: Yeah. (They give each other a dubious look.) [Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyond except Monica and Joey is watching Lambchop.] Chandler: Ooh, Lambchop. How old is that sock? If I had a sock on my hand for thirty years it'd be talking too. Ross: Okay. I think it's time to change somebody's nicotine patch. (Does so.) Monica: (entering) Hey. Where's Joey? Chandler: Joey ate my last stick of gum, so I killed him. Do you think that was wrong? Rachel: I think he's across the hall. Monica: Thanks. (Goes to fetch him.) Ross: (finishing changing Chandler's nicotine patch) There y'go. Chandler: (deadpan) Ooh, I'm alive with pleasure now. Ross: Hey Pheebs, you gonna have the rest of that Pop-Tart?.. Pheebs? Phoebe: Does anyone want the rest of this Pop-Tart? Ross: Hey, I might! Phoebe: Sorry. ..Y'know, those stupid soda people gave me seven thousand dollars for the thumb. All: You're kidding. Oh my God. Phoebe: And on my way over here, I gum. ...What is up with the universe?! Joey:shower) What's going on? Monica:together. Joey: Even nicer when everyone to underwear.. Rachel: Uh, Joey.. Joey: Monica: All:Monica: Phoebe:Monica: Phoebe: Monica: Joey: I'm sorry.. (sarcastic) Oh, she's sorry! I feel better! (tearful) I just can't believe this! I mean, with the holidays coming up- I wanted him to meet my family- Monica: I'll meet somone else. There'll be other Alans. All: Oh, yeah! Right! Monica: Are you guys gonna be okay? Ross: Hey hey, we'll be fine. We're just gonna need a little time. Monica: (dubious) I understand. [Scene: A Restaurant, Monica is breaking the news to Alan.] Alan: Wow. Monica: I'm, I'm really sorry. Alan: Yeah, I'm sorry too. But, I gotta tell you, I am a little relieved. Monica: Relieved? Alan: Yeah, well, I had a great time with you.. I just can't stand your friends. Closing Credits [Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone is mopping around and eating ice cream.] Rachel: Remember when we went to Central Park and rented boats?.. That was fun. Ross: Yeah. He could row like a viking. Monica: (entering) Hi. All: Mmm. Ross: So how'd it go? Monica: Oh, y'know.. Phoebe: Did he mention us? Monica: He said he's really gonna miss you guys. (dubious look) Ross: You had a rough day, huh.. c'mere. (She sits down and Ross strokes her forehead.) Chandler: ...That's it. I'm getting cigarettes. All: No no no! Chandler: (leaving) I don't care, I don't care! Game's over! I'm weak! I've gotta smoke! I've gotta have the smoke! Phoebe: (shouting as he leaves) If you never smoke again I'll give you seven thousand dollars!

Monica: Alright. Phoebe? Phoebe: Okay, okay. If I were omnipotent for a day, I would want, um, world peace, no more hunger, good things for the rain-forest...And bigger boobs! Ross: Yeah, see.. you took mine. Chandler, what about you? Chandler: Uh, if I were omnipotent for a day, I'd.. make myself omnipotent forever. Rachel: See, there's always one guy. (Mocking) "If I had a wish, I'd wish for three more wishes." (Joey enters.) All: Hey Joey. Hi. Hey, buddy. Monica: Hey, Joey, what would you do if you were omnipotent? Joey: Probably kill myself! Monica: ..Excuse me? Joey: Hey, if Little Joey's dead, then I got no reason to live! Ross: Joey, uh- OM Joey: You are Opening Credits [Scene: Central Ross are watching Monica: Ross: Joey is counting his steps.) Joey: ...Ninety-five, ninety-six, ninety-seven. See, I told you! Less than a hundred steps from our place to You got waaaay too much free time. Joey: (to Ross) Hey! Here's the birthday boy! Ross, check it out: hockey tickets, Rangers-Penguins, tonight at the Garden, and we're taking you. Chandler: Happy birthday, pal! Joey: We love you, man. (Kisses Ross) Ross: Funny, my birthday was seven months ago. Joey: So? Ross: So, I'm guessing you had an extra ticket and couldn't decide which one of you got to bring a date? Chandler: Well, aren't we Mr. "The glass is half empty." Ross: Oh my God, oh- is today the twentieth, October twentieth? Monica: Oh, I was hoping you wouldn't remember. Ross: Ohhh. Joey: What's wrong with the twentieth? Chandler: Eleven days before Halloween.. all the good costumes are gone? Ross: Today's the day Carol and I first.. consummated our physical relationship. (Joey is puzzled.) Sex. ..You know what, I-I'd better pass on the game. I think I'm just gonna go home and think about my ex-wife and her lesbian lover. Joey: The hell with hockey, let's all do that! Chandler: (trying to stop Ross leaving) C'mon, Ross! You, me, Joey, ice, guys' night out, c'mon, whaddya say, big guy, (Pretending to punch him in the stomach.) Huh? Huh? Huh? Ross: What are you doing? Chandler: (stops) I have no idea. Joey: C'mon, Ross! Ross: Alright, alright, maybe it'll take my mind off it. Do you promise to buy me a big thumb finger? Chandler: You got it. (Rachel runs up cluching an envelope.) Rachel: Look-look-look-look-look, my first pay check! Look at the window, there's my name! Hi, me! Phoebe: I remember the day I got my first pay check. There was a cave in in one of the mines, and eight people were killed. Monica: Wow, you worked in a mine? Phoebe: I worked in a Dairy Queen, why? Rachel: God, isn't this exciting? I earned this. I wiped tables for it, I steamed milk for it, and it was totally—(opens envelope)—not worth it. Who's FICA? Why's he getting all my money? I mean, what- Chandler, look at that. Chandler: (looking) Oh, this is not that bad. Joey: Oh, you're fine, yeah, for a first job. Ross: You can totally, totally live on this. Monica: Yeah, yeah. Ross: Oh, by the way, great service tonight. All: Oh! Yeah! (They all get their wallets out and give generous tips.) Guys: Hockey! (They go to leave but are blocked by three of Rachel's friends, Leslie, Kiki, and Joanne. The guys pause to stare at them.) Hockey! Hockey. (The guys.) Leslie: (looking around) Rachel? Rachel: Oh my God! (Rachel, Leslie, Kiki, and Joanne all scream and hug each other.

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《经典对白台词》

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《周星驰经典台词及搞笑对白》

周星驰经典台词及搞笑对白

1、其实我是一个演员。（喜剧之王）

2、飞是小李飞刀的飞，刀是小李飞刀的刀。（国产007）

3、I服了You（大话西游）

4、你还是回火星吧，地球是很危险的。（少林足球）

5、我对你的敬仰有如滔滔江水，连绵不绝，犹如黄河泛滥，一发不可收拾。（鹿鼎记）

6、能不能有点专业精神！（喜剧之王）

7、鸡也有爱国的！（济公）

8、古有关云长下棋刮骨疗伤，今有我007看A 带取子弹。（国产007）

9、一乡二里共三夫子不识四书五经六易竟教七八九子十分大胆，十室九贫尚且凑得八两七钱六分五厘四毫且三心二意一等下流（唐伯虎点秋香）

10、老婆，快跟牛魔王出来看上帝！(大话西游）

11、喜欢一个人需要理由吗？需要吗？不需要吗？需要吗？(大话西游）

12、人是人他妈生的，妖是妖他妈生的，只要你有一颗善良的心就不再是妖，是人妖？(大话西游）

13、你妈贵姓？(大话西游）

14、悟空，你又顽皮了，怎么能这样跟观音姐姐说话呢？(大话西游）

15、就算是一条内裤一张卫生纸都有它的用处。（国产007）

16、达文西：我找到了一份兼职工作，在中央精神病院所做研究工作。问：什么研究工作?

达文西问答：被人研究!(国产007)

17、我就是美貌与智慧并重,英雄与侠义的化身——唐伯虎。（唐伯虎点秋香）

18、我一秒钟几十万上下，我会和你们去吃杂碎面？（少林足球）

19、先生，你额有朝天骨，眼里有灵光，仙人转世，神仙下凡，我终于等到你了,不要走，虽然我泄露天机，灾怯难免，但是我命中注定，就算我要冒天大的危险，我也要给你看个全像。（功夫）

20、碱水面没过过冷水，所以面里面全是碱水味。鱼丸也没有鱼味，但是你为了掩饰，特别加上了咖喱汁，想把它做成咖喱鱼丸。但这么做太天真了，因为你煮的时间不够，咖喱的味道只在表面上，完全没有进到里面去，放进汤里面鱼丸就被冲淡了。好好的一颗咖喱鱼丸，让你做得是既没有鱼味又没有咖喱味，失败！萝卜没挑过，筋太多，失败！猪皮煮得太烂，没咬头，失败！猪血又烂稀稀的，一夹就散，失败中的失败！最惨的就是大肠了，里面根本没洗干净，还有一坨屎，你有没有搞错？哎，有坨屎哎，哎，有坨屎你看到了没有？哎，有坨屎！(食神）

21、在这部戏里面，她充分表现出了一个被老公抛弃的妻子的唏嘘跟坎坷，不论是在眼神，表情以至动作、行为方面，她都能演的是丝丝入扣，入木三分，尤其最后摔掉那只马的动作，更加能够表现出后现代主义跟对这个社会的强烈控诉。(大内密探零零发）

22、其实我就是改变社会风气，风魔万千少女，刺激电影市道，提高年轻人内涵，玉树临风，风度翩翩的整蛊专家，我名叫古晶，英文名叫Jing Koo！（整蛊专家）

23、介绍Pizzad的男朋友给你认识，人长的不怎么样，发型又土气，没文

化，还穷的要命，性能力马马虎虎。不过还算是一表人才啦！(千王之王)

24、阿水出了名的泡妞无数，是我们所有男人的眼中钉。他优雅的体态散发出诱人的魅力，让所有的少女都难以抗拒。他那双叫人心碎的眼睛，不管多么冷傲的女性，都会被他温柔的眼神所融化，他是众所公认的街坊情圣，行运茶餐厅的灵魂，谁都认识的--蛋塔王子。（行运一条龙）

25、他高傲，但是宅心仁厚，他低调，但是受万人景仰，他可以把神赐给人类的火，运用得出神入化，烧出堪称火之艺术的超级菜式，他究竟是神仙的化身？还是地狱的使者？没人知道，但是可以肯定，每个人都给他一个称号——食~~神！ （食神）

26、此话当真？！说过的话不能不算数哦！不错！我就是美貌与智慧并重，英雄与侠义的化身唐伯虎！ （唐伯虎点秋香）

27、扫地只不过是我的表面工作，我真正地身份是一位研究生。（功夫足球）

28、先生：我左青龙，右白虎，老牛在腰间，龙头在胸口，人挡杀人，佛挡杀佛！ （唐伯虎点秋香）

29、贫僧乃少林寺方丈，法号梦遗。阿弥陀佛，我随风而来，随风而去... （食神）

30、哇呀呀呀呀~~~好！实不相瞒，小弟我就是人称玉树临风胜潘安，一支梨花压海棠的小淫虫周伯通！（唐伯虎点秋香）

31、凭你的智慧，我唬得了你吗？ （唐伯虎点秋香）

32、不怕告诉你，我从BB仔的时候就已经见过飞碟，即世人所说的UFO，不明飞行物体你懂不懂？4岁那年我又见过传说中的尼斯湖水怪，又同喜玛拉雅山的大脚怪聊过天猜过拳，再加上我从小到大天天早上都玩过山车，晚上呢就玩海盗船，也会早上玩海盗船，晚上玩过山车，黄昏再玩多次海盗船都试过呀我告诉你。（回魂夜）

33、啊！师父的思维，果然天马行空仿如逆水行舟，厉害不愧以点子称王。（点子之王）

34、好！他想也不想就塞进去，不愧为一条荡~~~气回肠的汉子。我爱你！！！

35、你以为躲起来就找不到你了吗？没有用的！象你这样出色的男人，无论在什么地方，都像漆黑中的萤火虫一样，那样的鲜明，那样的出众。你那忧郁的眼神，稀嘘的胡喳子，神乎其神的刀法，和那杯Dry Martine，都深深地迷住了我。不过，虽然这是这样的出色，但是行有行规，无论怎样你要付清昨晚的过夜费呀，叫女人不用给钱吗？ （国产007）

36、除暴安良是我们做市民的责任，而行善积德也是我本身的兴趣，所以扶老太太过马路我每星期都做一次，星期天和公众假期也有做三四次的。（破坏之王）

37、错！这并不是个普通的箱子，它是箱中之神，简称箱神！（国产007）

38、善有善因，恶有恶报，天理循环，天公地道，我曾误抓龙鸡，今日皇上抓我，实在抓得有教育意义，我对皇上的景仰之心，有如滔滔江水绵绵不绝，又有如黄河泛滥，一发不可收拾。 （鹿鼎记）

39、他武功的名堂呢，称之为九天十地，菩萨摇头怕怕，劈雳金光雷电掌！一掌打出，方圆百里之内，不论人畜、虾蟹、跳蚤，全部都化成了飞灰！（鹿鼎记）

40、我告诉你们，对付这种女人，一定要用居高临下的眼神，和一只强而有力的臂膀，把她从欲海当中解救出来。

41、世人笑我太疯颠，我笑他人看不穿；不见武陵豪杰墓，无花无果除作田。（唐伯虎点秋香）

[编辑本段]周星驰电影语录

羞辱求饶类：

1.凭你的智慧，我很难跟你解释！

2.屎，你是一滩屎。命比蚁便宜。我开奔驰，你挖鼻屎。吃饭！？吃屎吧你！

3.碱水面没过过冷水，所以面里面全是碱水味。鱼丸也没有鱼味，但是你为了掩饰，特别加上了咖喱汁，想把它做成咖喱鱼丸。但这么做太天真了，因为你煮的时间不够，咖喱的味道只在表面上，完全没有进到里面去，放进汤里面鱼丸就被冲淡了。好好的一颗咖喱鱼丸，让你做得是既没有鱼味又没有咖喱味，失败！萝卜没挑过，筋太多，失败！猪皮煮得太烂，没咬头，失败！猪血又烂稀稀的，一夹就散，失败中的失败！最惨的就是大肠了，里面根本没洗干净，还有一坨屎，你有没有搞错？哎，有坨屎哎，哎，有坨屎你看到了没有？哎，有坨屎！

4.荒谬！我敢大胆的说一句，在我的面前，还没有人敢装模做样，你给我安静一点！

5.剪头发不应该看别人怎么剪就发神经跟流行，要配合啊！你看你的发型，完全不配合你的脸型脸型又不配合身型，身型又和发型完全不搭，而且极度不配合啊！！欢哥！你究竟要怎么样啊？

6.你说什么？你这种谎话也说的出口？你对不对的起自己的良心？对不对的起你的父母？对不对得起这个国家？你赶快召开记者会澄清，否则我就扒你的皮，拆你的骨，喝你的血！

7.大姐，你也不怕别人笑话你，小心就连狗都会晕倒。

8.你完全没问题，是你爸妈有问题，把你生成这个样子

9.你想？什么时候轮到我想？！

10.不要怪我太坦白！就凭这你们这几个烂番薯，臭鸟蛋，想取我的性命，未免太过儿戏吧！！！！

11.实在令人太失望。听到你的声音，我还以为你是一个很有感性，很有电影幻想的人。看你这一身造型，就知道你太没有内涵了。

12.老板娘：你生儿子没屁眼，老爸卖屁眼，你自己烂屁眼，爱吃鸡屁眼。大屁股，你自己没生意，还跑来闹我？

13.老板娘：不用你闹，我自揭身世。我三岁死了爹，四岁死了爹，五，六，七八岁都死过爹，十岁勾引男人，十一岁勾引男人，你的男人也被我勾了。

14.包龙星：你是柠檬头，老鼠眼，鹰勾鼻，八字眉，招风耳，大翻嘴，老羌牙，灯芯脖子，高低膊，长短手，鸡胸，狗肚，饭桶腰，我要是你，我早就自尽了

15.伯虎啊，不要这么绝好不好？大不了我发个毒誓，如果以后我再赌钱的话，就让天下最丑的女人夜夜轮奸，直到体无完肤，摇摇欲坠为止，这样可以了吧？

16.两位姑娘，可怜可怜我吧，我一家六口一晚上全死光了。我身染十级肺痨，半卖半送，你就买了我吧。

17.命运真是不公平，为什么我这么帅却要掉头发，你们长的那么丑却不掉头发。

18.你怎么把我当猪啊，一看到我就让我睡觉。

自述旁白类：

1.你先走吧，我等我的腿没那么颤抖，心跳没那么乱的时候，我再走好了。

2.三十多年前，我上中学的时候，我真的时时刻刻都会想着她，有时候撒尿都会突然间停一下，然后想起她，心里甜甜的，跟着那半泡尿就忘了尿了。

3.子弹射入了我的大腿骨，压住了我的大动脉，挡住我的三叉神经，现在我左边脑部缺氧麻痹，

顶(0)|砸(0)|回复|检举您已经评论过了!5楼薰衣草 发表于 2008.12.25 22:34:22 右半身开始瘫痪，（撕开裤子）一定要用刀割开伤口把子弹取出来。

4.我是说我的这个方法，是古代神医华佗所用的分心可爱的家乡。古代有关云长全神贯注下象棋刮骨疗毒，今日有我007聚精会神看A片挖骨取弹头，开始－－

5.当头一刀，就由额头砍到鼻子那，那（指档口），就在他的档口跟前，尾龙骨砍了好几刀，断了两条筋，压住了三叉神经，影响了大脑的中枢系统，连牙都窜出来了。

6.斩过鸡头，烧过黄纸，歃血为盟之后，韦小宝你就是我天地会的兄弟，暂时编入青木堂。我们有十大会规，二十大守则，三十大戒条，八十小戒条，如果犯了其中一条的话，就算你是我的徒弟，也要身受九九八十一刀而死。

7.这样，我是一个感情很复杂的人，一个感情很复杂的人如果只爱你一个人的话，就会变得感情有缺陷，一个感情有缺陷的人，你就算永远地拥有他，也是没用的。

8.旺财...... 旺财......

旺财你不能死啊，旺财，你跟了我这么多年，对我有情有义，肝胆相照，但是到了现在我连一顿饱饭都没让你吃过，我对不起你啊，旺财！

小强！小强你怎么了小强？小强，你不能死啊！我跟你相依为命，同甘共苦了这么多年，一直把你当亲生骨肉一样教你养你，想不到今天，白发人送黑发人！ 短句类：

1.人，小人本住在苏州的城边，家中有屋又有田，生活乐无边。谁知那唐伯虎，他蛮横不留情，勾结官俯目无天，占我大屋夺我田。我爷爷跟他来翻脸，惨被他一棍来打扁，我奶奶骂他欺骗善民，反被他捉进了唐府，轮奸了一百遍，一百遍，最后她悬梁自尽遗恨人间。他还将我父子，逐出了家园，流落到江边。我为求养老爹，只有独自行乞在庙前。谁知那唐伯虎，他实在太阴险知道此情形，竟派人来暗算，把我父子狂殴在市前，小人身壮健，残命得留存，可怜老父他魂归天！此恨更难填。为求葬老爹，唯有卖身为奴自作贱，一面勤赚钱，一面读书篇，

发誓把功名显，手刃仇人意志坚！从此唐寅诗集伴身边，我铭记此仇不共戴天！！！

2.个月黑风高阴森恐怖的晚上，我是至尊宝你是白晶晶，奇妙的爱情就从桥头上这一点火开始的。我才一转身你就突如其来地向我一指，我整只手就著火了。你还要冲过来向我拚命地打拚命地打拚命地打，不是不是不是这样打，是这样这样这样，是了就是这样打的，你看到了吗？以后的发展我可以用一句峰回路转来形容，因为突然之间杀出了个牛魔王。当时你手拿一条骨大战牛魔王之后，就把我抓回了盘丝洞里。所谓光阴似箭，真的一点也不错，因为才一眨眼就到重头戏了。在断岩上就是感情爆发的时候，我不顾一切地摸你你也不顾一切地摸我，并立下了永不分离的誓言。可惜快乐永远是短暂的，换来的只是无限的痛苦跟长叹，为什么你会死呢？我只有利用月光宝盒使时光倒流查出真相，终于被我知道原来

你是自杀的！在最后关头我终于能把你救活！可是最后一次时光倒流月光宝盒发生故障我""啾""的一下就回到了五百年前„„就这样。

对话类：

A： 十年了，已经十年了，我还以为国家已经把我忘记了。

B： 怎会呢，就算是一条底裤，一张厕纸，都有它的用处。

A：真的，如果我骗你，保证我生儿子没屁眼。

B：看你这个样子，生儿子肯定没屁眼，就算是有，也是畸形屁眼！ A： 你究竟是何方神圣？

B： 江湖险恶，我从来都不轻易留下我的姓名。

A： 你既然不肯留下姓名，就只有留下你的人头！

B：我一生孤独，唯一相依为命的就只有这个人头，你要拿走它，恐怕不是那么容易！

A： 好！是你迫我出手的，我要用你的鲜血染红这片大海。

B： 我一生漂泊，就仿如汪洋里面一叶孤舟，早将生死置之度外。 其他类：

1.对不起，我是卧底。

2.不见我你看不见我你看不见我......

3.意不意外？高不高兴？开不开心？

4.起啊，导演。嗯...... 根据角色的背景性格呢，等一下演的时候，在节奏上我想再调皮一点，但是又带点矛盾，你看怎么样？

5.来说呢，根据俄国戏剧理论大师史坦尼斯拉夫斯基的说法呢。应该从外到内，再由内反映出来的。来，你现在再试着做一次看看。

6.不可能的，大傻的妹子的老*的...的哥的儿子说是有的啊。

7.谈钱伤感情嘛！但是陈兄，我们几个兄弟跟你没什么感情可言，还是谈钱直接一点。

8.有没有钱没关系，但起码要做一个受人尊重的人！（话锋一转）--我宁愿有钱......

9.你们大家都是女人，何苦自相残杀呢？就算是鸡，都有爱国的。

10.快点回火星吧，地球是很危险地。

11.你想吓我是吓不倒地，我什么都怕就不怕鬼！

大话西游精彩对白：

你妈贵姓？

你又在吓我！

小心啊！打雷喽！下雨收衣服啊！

跟我说话吗？不是跟我说的吧？认错人啦！

悟空，你怎么可以这样跟观音姐姐讲话呢？

唉，文也不行武也不行，你不做山贼，你想做状元啊？

喔－－！熟归熟，你这样乱讲话，我一样可以告你毁谤，哈！

省省吧你！改变什么形象，好好地做你山贼这份很有前途的职业去吧！ 我怎么说也是个西洋武士，你叫我亲我就亲，那我的形象不是全毁了！ 老弟，象我这么有理性的人，我怎么可能会接受这种无稽的事情呢？ 你把胡子剃光干什么？你知不知道你少了胡子一点性格都没有了？

长夜漫漫无心睡眠，我以为只有我睡不着觉，原来晶晶姑娘你也睡不着啊！ 少罗嗦！你追了我三天三夜，因为你是女人我才不杀你，不要以为我怕了你

台词对白篇九
《马达加斯加 对白和台词》

看电影学英语 Madagascar 1 《马达加斯加 1》

-Alex:Surprise!

大惊喜！

-Marty:Alex! Do not interrupt me when I'm daydreaming! When the Zebra is in the zone, leave him alone.

interrupt: 打断 daydream: 做白日梦 zebra: 斑马

Alex!别在我在做白日梦的时候来打搅我! 斑马在家，闲人勿扰。

-Alex：Come on ,Marty, just wanted to wish you a happy birthday!

别这样，Marty，我只是想来祝你生日快乐的！

-Marty：Hey man, thanks.

嘿，哥们儿，谢了。

-Alex:Hey,I got something stuck in my teeth. It's driving me crazy! Can you help me out here? Please?

stuck: 被卡住 drive me crazy: 使我发疯了

嘿，我牙里塞了点东西，快受不了了。你能不能帮我把它取出来，拜托？

-Marty：You came to the right place, my friend. Doctor Marty D.D.S is in the house!

D.D.S: 牙科学博士

算你来对地方了,我的朋友。Marty医生，牙科学博士正巧在家呢！

Please hop on top of my sterilized examination table, if you may. I don't see anything.It’son the left.

hop on: 跳上 sterilize: 消毒的

如果可以的话，请跳到我消过毒的检查台，上来。我什么也没看见啊，在左边。 -Alex：Oh,sorry.

噢，抱歉。

-Marty：Okay, just don't talk with your mouth full. Right here. What a hack is this doing in there? 好，张嘴的时候别说话。找到了。这个东西在里面做什么？

-Alex：Happy birthday!

生日快乐！

-Marty：Thanks man. It was behind the tooth! You're all right.

谢谢，哥们儿，原来它在牙齿后面啊，你没事了。

-Alex：It's hardly on a shelf yet.Here, check it out. Look at that, look at that. Look at that, it's snowing.

这个还没有上市呢，这个，看看。看看那儿，看看那儿，看见没，在下雪哟。

Ten years old, ha!, A decade! Double digits. A big 10. You don't like it?

decade: 十年

十岁啦，哈！，十年！两位数，非同寻常的十岁！你不喜欢它吗？

-Marty：No, no. It's great!

不，不是，礼物很棒！

-Alex：You hate it. I should have gotten you the Alex alarm clock. That's the one, that's the big

seller.

alarm clock: 闹钟

你不喜欢它，我应该给你一个Alex牌闹钟的。那个最合适，是畅销货。

-Marty：No, no. the present is great, really. It's just that another year's come and gone, and I'm still doing the same old thing.

不，不，这个礼物很好，真的。只是因为又过了一年，而我还是老样子。

Stand over here, over there. Eat some grass. Walk back over here.

这里站站，那里站站，吃吃草，然后走回去。

-Alex：I see your problem.

我明白了。

-Marty：Maybe I should go to law school.

也许我应该读法律去。

-Alex：You just need to break out of that boring routine.

routine: 惯例

你只是需要从哪乏味的日常生活中解脱。

-Marty：How?

怎么做？

-Alex:Rock the old that,get out there, who knows what you're gonna do! Make it up as you go along!Add limb, improvise, on the fire!

limb: 树枝 improvise: 临时制作

不要老一套。冲破禁锢，谁知道你要做什么！现编现演，加点情趣，来点即兴，来段辣舞！ -Marty：Really？

真的吗？

-Alex：You know, make it fresh!

你知道，保持新鲜感！

-Marty：Fresh? Okay. I could do fresh.

新鲜？好吧。我也可以做些新鲜事。

-Alex：Works for me.

对我很管用哦。

[CENTRAL PARK ZOO]

中央动物园

-Alex：Here come the people, Marty.Oh, I love the people! It's fun people fun time! Let's go Gloria!, Up and down and open!

Marty，参观的人来了，哦，我爱人群！是娱乐者的娱乐时间了。快点，Gloria，上，下，张嘴！

-Gloria：What day is it?

今天星期几？

-Alex：It's Friday! Field trip day.

星期五!郊游日。

-Gloria：Yes, it's future day,let'sget up and go! Ten more minutes.

是的，有意义的一天，让我们行动起来！再多睡十分钟。

-Alex：Come on, Melman,Melman, Melman! Wake up! Rise and shine! It's another fabulous

morning, in the Big Apple! Let's go!

fabulous: 极为美好的 big apple: 【指纽约市】

快点，！Melman，Melman，Melman！醒醒，太阳晒屁股啦！又一个美好的纽约清晨，快起来！

-Melman：Not for me. I'm going in sick.

我可不觉得，我病了。

-Alex：What?

什么？

-Melman：I found another brown spot, on my shoulder. Right here! See? right there!You See? spot: 斑点 shoulder: 肩膀

我在肩膀上又发现了一块褐斑，就在这儿。看到了吗？就是这儿,看到了吗？

-Alex：Melman, you know it's all in your head.

Melman，你知道这都是你的幻觉。

-Monkey：Phil. Wake up, you funky monkey.

funky: 有臭味的

Phil，醒醒，你这臭猴子。

-Marty：Oh I'm gonna be fresh.Straight up the ground. Tasting fresh, Freshelicious. Zip lock fresh! zip lock: 拉连锁

哦，我要保持新鲜感，直截了当。尝点新鲜的，新鲜。斑马的新鲜。

-Loudspeaker：Ladies and gentlemen, children of all ages. The Central Park Zoo proudly presents...

女士们，先生们，各位小朋友。中央动物园隆重推出„„

-Alex：Show them the cat!, Who's the cat!

给他们看那狮子！谁是狮子？

-Loudspeaker：...The King of New York city, Alex the Lion...Alex the Lion!

„„纽约市之王，狮子Alex„„狮子Alex。

-Marty：It's showtime!

表演开始！

-Marty：Gather around people,big show about to start! Check out the Zebra take, a cannon, that's right!

gather: 使聚集 cannon: 大炮

大家聚一聚，盛大的表演马上就开始了！看看，这匹斑马在玩大炮，没错！

-Penguin1：Just smile and wave, boys.Smile and wave. Kowalski, target report.

target: 目标

只要微笑，挥手就行了，孩子们，微笑，挥手。Kowalski,汇报战况。

-Penguin2：We're only 500 feet from the main zoo line.

我们离公园主干线还有500英尺。

-Penguin1：And the bad news?

有什么坏消息吗？

-Penguin2：We've broken our last shovel.

shovel: 铲子

我们的最后一把铲子坏了。

-Penguin1：Right. Rico, you're on lead of patrol. We need shovels and five more popsickle sticks. patrol: 巡逻 popsickle stick: 冰棒棍

好的，Rico，你负责巡逻。我们需要铲子，还要五个冰棒棍。

We don't want to rescue another cadet.

rescue: 营救 cadet: 军官

我们可不想再营救一个家伙了。

-Penguin3：And me, Skipper?

我呢,船长？

-Penguin1：I want you to look cute and cuddly, private. Today we're gonna blow this dam. cuddly: 逗人喜爱的 dam: 水坝

我要你装的可爱点，二等兵。今天我们要离开这水坝。

-Marty：Yeah! You don't see that on animal planet! Well show's over, falks!, Thanks for coming! 耶！你在动物世界里可没看过这样的表演吧？表演结束了，伙计们！谢谢光临！ I hope you thought it was fresh!, I'll be here all week.

希望你们觉得这个表演很新鲜，我会整个礼拜都在这儿。

In fact I'll be here for my whole life 365 days a year,including Christmas, Hanaka, Helloween! 实际上，我一生中每一年365天我都在。包括圣诞节，光明节，万圣节。

Please don't forget to never stay on a pet. And tip your cabman, cause he’s broke.

pet: 宠物 cabman: 出租车司机

请别忘了，别老和宠物待一起。要给出租车司机小费，他没钱花了。

-Penguin1：You, quadropaint.Sprecken Sie English?

你，黑白的家伙，懂英语吗？

-Marty：I sprecken..

我会。

-Penguin1：What continent is this?

continent: 洲

这是什么洲？

-Marty：Manhattan.

曼哈顿。

-Penguin1：Hoover-Damn! We're still in New York. Abort! Dive, dive, dive! Abort！

妈的!我们还在纽约Abort，跳，跳，跳！

-Marty：Hey! You on the docks! Wait a minute! What are you guys doing?

dock: 码头

嘿！传万里赴的家伙！等一下，你们在干什么？

-Penguin3：We're digging to Antarctica.

我们在挖地道去南极洲。

-Marty：Anhootica?

南哪个极？

-Penguin1：Can you keep a secret, my monochromatic friend?

你能不能保守秘密,我的斑纹朋友？

Do you ever see any penguins, running free around New York city?

你在纽约见过企鹅大摇大摆地在街上走吗？

-Penguin1：Of course not. We don't belong here, it's just not natural.

当然没有，我们不属于这里，这是不符合自然规律的。

This is all some kind of wackdown conspiracy. We're going to the wide open spaces ofAntarctica. To the wild!

wack: 怪人 conspiracy: 阴谋

这就像是酒后的阴谋。我们正在前往自由的南极洲野生世界。野生世界！

-Marty：The wild? You could actually go there? It sounds great.

野生世界？你们真的可以到那儿去？听起来好棒啊。

-Marty：Hey! Hold up!Where is this place? Tell me where it is!

嘿，等一下，这个地方在哪儿？告诉我在哪儿。

-Penguin1：You didn't see anything. Right?

你什么也没看见。对吗？

-Marty：Yes, sir. Sorry. No, sir.

是的，长官！对不起，没有看见，长官！

-Loudspeaker：For his final appearance of the day. The King of New York city, Alex the Lion! 这是他今天的最后一场演出。纽约之王，狮子Alex。

-Alex：Thank you! Thank you very much! You guys are great.You're a great crowd.

谢谢！非常谢谢！你们真棒，非常配合，

Give yourselves a hand. Thank you. Thank you! Oh well, thank you!Oh,that’s too kind,tookind. 也给自己一些掌声吧。谢谢谢谢！哦，谢谢，噢，你们太友好了，太友好了。

-Melman：Underpants!

underpant: 内裤

啊，内裤！

-Man：Everybody get home safe.Hey,check out my web site.Twenty-four hour Alex Cam.Watch me sleep.

祝大家安全到家，嘿，别忘了查看我的网络。Alex24小时视频，看着我入睡。

-Gloria：This is the life.

这才是生活。

-Melman：That's the spot.Oh, I'm in heaven.

heaven: 天堂

那就是红斑。哦，我真是在天堂。

-Gloria：Whoo, it's Marty's birthday!

哇噢，Marty的生日！

-Alex：Open it, just open it!

打开，打开嘛。

-Marty：What is it? What is it?

是什么？是什么？

-Gloria：Come on, open it up!

拜托，打开吧。

-Marty：Yeah! Thermometer! Thanks. I love it Melman, I love it!

thermometer: 温度计

耶！温度计！谢谢。我喜欢它，Melman，我喜欢它！

-Melman：Yeah, I wanted to give, you something personal. You know that was my first rectal thermometer.

rectal: 直肠

是啊，我想给你一件私人的礼物。那是我的第一个直肠温度计。

-Marty：Mother...

天啊。

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