英语生活说说带翻译

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英语生活说说带翻译篇一
《QQ空间唯美英文说说带翻译》

QQ空间唯美英文说说带翻译

1．No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry． 没有人值得你流泪，值得让你这么做的人不会让你哭泣。

2．Catch one's heart,never be apart．

愿得一人心，白首不相离。

3．Remember, can cry, can hate, but you can't not strong． Because there are a group of people waiting to see your jokes．

记住，可以哭，可以恨，但是不可以不坚强。因为后面还有一群人在等着看你的笑话。

4．The most wonderful thing is not rainy day but the eaves we stayed together． 最美的不是下雨天，而是与你一起躲过的屋檐。

5．You cry to the piercing that person is the person you love． Make you laugh to heartless man, is love you．

让你哭到撕心裂肺的那个人，是你最爱的人。让你笑到没心没肺那个人，是最爱你的人。

6．Soft-hearted is a disease, but you is life．

心软是病，可你是命．

7．Love you, don't need a reason; don't like you, anything can be a reason．

喜欢你，不需要理由；不喜欢你，什么都可以成为理由。

8．Told grievance is not real grievance．Either is the lover who is taken away． 能够说出的委屈，便不算委屈；能够抢走的爱人，便不算爱人。

9．Life doesn't get easier, you just get stronger．

生活从未变得轻松，是你在一点一点变得坚强。

10．In life we all have an unspeakable secret, an irreversible regret, an unreachable dream and an unforgettable love．

人的一生，都有一些说不出的秘密，挽不回的遗憾，触不到的梦想，忘不了的爱。

11．The world is very small, so we met． The world is big, separate it is hard to goodbye． 这个世界很小，我们就这样遇见 。这个世界很大，分开就很难再见。

12．Don't promise me forever, just love me day by day．

不必承诺永远，只要爱我一天又一天。

13．Heard some things, obviously irrelevant, but also in the hearts of several bends Shui think of you．

听到一些事，明明不相干的，也会在心中拐好几个弯想到你。

14．I've never given much thought to how I would die, but dying in the place of someone I love seems like a good way to go．

我过去从未过多考虑过我将来会如何死去，但死在我爱的人怀里倒是一个不错的选择。

15．metimes, tears is sign of unspoken happiness． And smile is sign of silent pain． 眼泪，有时候是一种无法言说的幸福。微笑，有时候是一种没有说出口的伤痛 。

英语生活说说带翻译篇二
《短篇英语笑话10则带翻译》

短篇英语笑话10则带翻译

① Goldfish金鱼

Stan: I won 92 goldfish.

Fred: Where are you going to keep them?

Stan: In the bathroom 。

Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath?

Stan: Blindfold（蒙眼睛） them!

=================================================================== 斯丹：我赢了 92 条金鱼。

弗雷德：你想在哪儿养它们？

斯丹：浴室。

弗雷德：但是你想洗澡时怎么办？

斯丹：蒙住它们的眼睛！

② The Revenge 欺骗的代价

Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a low voice he said to his wife: "When I'm dead I want you to marry farmer Jones." Wife: "No, I can't marry anyone after you." Johnson: "But I want you to." Wife: "But why?" Johnson: "Jones once cheated me in a horse deal!"

=================================================================== 老农约翰逊就要死了。他的家人都站在床边。他声音低沉地对妻子说：“我死后，我想你嫁给农夫琼斯。” 妻子说：“不，在你死后，我不能嫁给任何人。” 约翰逊：“但我希望你这么做。” 妻子：“为什么？” 约翰逊：“因为琼斯曾在一笔贩马的交易中欺骗了我。”

③ I think that I'm a chicken 我想我是一只鸡

Psychiatrist: What's your problem?

Patient: I think I'm a chicken.

Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on?

Patient: Ever since I was an egg!

=================================================================== 精神病医师：你哪里不舒服？

病人：我认为我是一只鸡。

精神病医师：这种情况从什么时候开始的？

病人：从我还是一只蛋的时候开始。

④ How do I get the gum out我怎么把口香糖取出来

Distributing chewing gum to the passengers, the stewardess explained it was to keep their ears from popping. When the plane landed, one of the passengers rushed up to her and said, "I'm meeting my wife right away. How do I get the gum out from my ears?"

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当空中小姐给乘客们发口香糖的时候，她解释说口香糖有助于他们防止耳鸣。飞机着陆后，一位乘客跑到这位空中小姐面前，说道：“ 我马上就要见到我妻子了。我怎么才能把口香糖从耳朵里面取出来呢？”

⑤ Where Am I 我在哪儿

An Englishman lost his way while he was driving in the countryside. He saw a farmer working in the field nearby, so he went nearer in his car and asked the farmer, "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?" "Yes, " the farmer looked at him strangely and said, "you are in your car, sir." =================================================================

一个英国人在乡下开车时迷了路，他看见一个农民正在附近的地里干活。于是他就把车开过去问那位农民：“劳驾，您能告诉我我现在这是在哪儿吗？” “可以。”农夫奇怪地看了看他，然后说道：“你现在在你的车子里，先生。”

⑥ Why do you never phone me?你为什么不给我打电话？

Mrs Harris lives in a small village. Her husband is dead, but she has one son. He is twenty-one and his name is Geoff. He worked in the shop in the village and lived with his mother, but then he got work in a town and went ant lived there. Its name was Greensea. It was quite a long way from his mother's village, and she was not happy about this, but Geoff said, "There isn't any good work for me in the country, Mother, and I can get a lot of money in Greensea and send you some every week." Mrs Harris was very angry last Sunday. She got in a train and went to her son's house in Greensea. Then she said to him, "Geoff, why do you never phone me?" Geoff laughed. "But, Mother", he said, "you haven't got a phone." "No," she answered, "I haven't, but YOU'VE got one!"

====================================================================== 我会告诉你这篇没有中文翻译吗。。。

⑦ The Same Action Yields the Same Result相同的投资相同的结果

A couple of hunters chartered a small plane to fly them to a forest, and made an appointment with the pilot to come back and fetch them in about two weeks. At the end of the two weeks, they had shot a lot of animals that they wanted to load onto the plane. But the pilot said, "This plane won't be able to take more than one wild buffalo. You'll have to leave the others behind." Then the hunters protested, saying, "But last year, another pilot with the same airplane let us take two buffalos and some other animals in the plane as well." So the new pilot thought about it. He was a little bit skeptical, but finally he said, "OK, since you did it last year, I guess this year we can do it again." Then he loaded the two buffalos and a few other animals in, and the plane took off. Five minutes later, it crashed in a neighboring area. The three men climbed out and looked around, and one hunter said to the other, "Where do you think we are now?" The second one surveyed the area and said, "I think we're about one mile to the left of the place we crashed last year."

====================================================================== 有两个猎人包机前往一座森林，到了以后，他们和飞行员约定好两周后来接。两周后，他们射了许多动物，而且打算把这些动物全部搬上那架小飞机，可是飞行员说：“这架飞机除了

一头野牛外，没办法再多载了。你们必须把其他的猎物都留下。” 猎人说：“但是去年另一个飞行员开一样的飞机，就让我们带两只水牛，还有一些其他的动物上机！” 因为他们这样抗议，所以那个新飞行员想了一想后，尽管还是有点存疑，最后还是妥协说：“好吧！如果去年可以做到，今年应该也可以。”所以他装了两头水牛和一些其他的动物。结果飞机起飞五分钟后，就坠落在邻近的地方。这3个人从飞机爬出来看了看四周，其中一个猎人对另一个说：“你认为我们现在在哪儿？” 那个人瞧了一下，说：“我想大概距离去年坠机的地方西边一英哩远！”

⑧ Chief is at the wedding 长官在婚礼上

A police stopped a motorist who was speeding on the street.

"But officer," the man said, "I can explain."

"Just be quiet," snapped the officer."I'm going to put you in jail until the chief gets back."

"But ,officer, I …."

"I said to keep quiet! You are going to jail!"

A few hours later, the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "You are lucky because the chief is at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back." "Are you sure?" answered the man in the cell. "I'm the groom."

====================================================================== 大街上的一个超速驾驶者被警察拦住了。“但是警官”这个人说道，“我可以解释的”。 “保持安静”，警察突然说道。“我将把你送往监狱，直到长官回来。“但是，警察，我，，，”。 “我说过了保持安静，你要到监狱了。”几小时后，警察向监狱里看了看说道“算你运气好，因为我们的长官正在他女儿的婚礼上。他将带着一个愉快的心情回来的。” “你确定”在牢房里的这个人说道。“我就是新郎呀”。

⑨ Who Is the Laziest 谁最懒

Father: Well, Tom, I asked to your teacher today, and now I want to ask you a question. Who is the laziest person in your class?

Tom: I don't know, father.

Father: Oh, yes, you do! Think! When other boys and girls are doing and writing, who sits in the class and only watches how other people work?

Tom: Our teacher, father.

====================================================================== 父亲：哎，汤姆，今天我跟你们老师谈过，现在我想问你个问题。你们班上谁最懒？汤姆：我不知道，爸爸。父亲：啊，不对，你知道！想想看，当别的孩子们都在做作业、写字时，谁在课堂上坐着，只是看人家做功课？汤姆：我们老师，爸爸。

⑩ Two Birds 两只鸟

Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?

Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.

Teacher: Please tell us.

Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.

====================================================================== 老师： 这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗？学生：我指不出，但我知道答案。老师：请说说看。学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀，麻雀旁边的就是燕子。

英语生活说说带翻译篇三
《英文笑话,带翻译》

英语生活说说带翻译篇四
《英语小笑话(带翻译)》

my little dog can't read Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog! Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers! Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read. 我的狗不识字 布朗夫人：哦， 亲爱的，我把珍爱的小狗给丢了！ 史密斯夫人：可是你该在报纸上登广告啊！ 布朗夫人：没有用的，我的小狗不认识字。” Two Birds Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which? Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer. Teacher: Please tell us. Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow. 两只鸟 老师： 这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗？ 学生：我指不出，但我知道答案。 老师：请说说看。 学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀，麻雀旁边的就是燕子。（1）A lady opened her refrigerator and saw a rabbit sitting on one of the shelves, "What are you doing in there?" she asked.一位女士打开冰箱门，发现一只兔子坐在其中的一层隔板上，就问它：“你在那里做什么？”The rabbit replied, "This is a Westinghouse, isn't it?"兔子回答：“这是Westinghouse对不对？”（Westinghouse，西屋电气公司）The lady confirmed, "Yes." 女士确认道：“没错。”"Well," the rabbit said,"I'm westing."兔子说：“那就对了，我就是要往西边去。”（2）Rabbit: Are you sure this bottle of special carrot juice will cure me?兔子：你确信这瓶特制胡萝卜汁能治好我的病？Doctor: Absolutely. No rabbit ever came back for another.医生：当然咯，凡是喝过的兔子没有一只来要第二瓶的。（3）Baby Rabbit: Mommy, where did I come from?兔宝宝：妈咪，我是从哪儿来的呢？Mother Rabbit: I'll tell you when you're older.兔妈妈：等你长大点再告诉你。Baby Rabbit: Oh, Mommy, please, tell me now.兔宝宝：噢妈咪，现在就告诉我吧，求您了。Mother Rabbit: If you must know, you were pulled from a magician's hat.兔妈妈：如果你一定要知道，那我告诉你你是从魔术师的帽子里被拽出来的。 32| 评论 2011-2-14 20:29 海贼王r | 三级 He Won Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself. Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen? Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won. 他赢了 汤姆：约翰尼，你小弟弟好吗？ 约翰尼：他害病卧床了。他受了伤。 汤姆：真糟糕，怎么回事儿？ 约翰尼：我们做游戏，看谁能把身子探出窗外最远，他赢了。 I Have His Ear in My Pocket Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked,

"What happened?" "A kid bit me," replied Ivan. "Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother. "I'd know him any where," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket." 他的耳朵在我衣兜里 伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。他妈妈问，“发生了什么事？” “一个男孩咬了我一口，”伊凡说。 “再见到他你能认出来吗？”妈妈问。 “他走到哪里我都能认出他，”伊凡说。“他的耳朵还在我衣兜里呢。” A Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?" "I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered. "You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?" "She is the one who sells the candy." 好孩子 小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。 “昨天给你的钱干什么了？” “我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？” “她是个卖糖果的。” Drunk One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk." "But, dad," the boy said, " there's only ONE policeman!" 醉酒 一天，父亲与小儿子一道回家。这个孩子正处于那种对什么事都很感兴趣的年龄，老是有提不完的问题。他向父亲发问道：“爸爸，‘醉’字是什么意思？” “唔，孩子，”父亲回答说，“你瞧那儿站着两个警察。如果我把他们看成了四个，那么我就算醉了。” “可是，爸爸， ”孩子说，“那儿只有一个警察呀！” Hospitality The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest's plate. The visitor smiled, put the cheese into his mouth and then said: "You must have better eyes than your mother, sonny. Where did you find the cheese?" "In the rat-trap, sir," replied the boy. 好客 由于客人在吃苹果馅饼时，家里没有奶酪了，于是女主人向大家表示歉意。这家的小男孩悄悄地离开了屋子。过了一会儿，他拿着一片奶酪回到房间，把奶酪放在客人的盘子里。 客人微笑着把奶酪放进嘴里说：“孩子，你的眼睛就是比你妈妈的好。你在哪里找到的奶酪？” “在捕鼠夹上，先生。”那小男孩说。

英语生活说说带翻译篇五
《英语短文笑话(带翻译)》

1、How much English can you speak? "Your Honor, I want to bring to your attention how unfair it is for my client to be accused of theft. He arrived in New York City a week ago and barely knew his way around. What's more, he only speaks a few words of English." The judge looked at the defendant and asked, "How much English can you speak?" The defendant looked up and said, "Give me your wallet!" 中文翻译 "法官先生，我的当事人被指控偷窃，这是多么不公正啊。他一周前才来到纽约，几乎不认 路。而且，他只会说几个英语单词。" 法官看了看被告，问道："你会说多少英文？" 被告抬起头，说："把你的钱包给我！" 2 A husband, proving to his wife that women talk more than men, showed her a study which indicated that men use on average only 15000 words a day, whereas women use 30000 words a day. She thought about this for a while and then told her husband that women use twice as many words as men because they have to repeat everything they say. He said, "What?" 丈夫给妻子看了一项调查结果， 为了向她证明女人比男人啰嗦。 研究表明男人平均每天使用 15000 个字，而女人每天使用 30000 个。 妻子想了一会儿说，女人每天说的字数是男人的两倍，因为她们必须重复已经说过的话。 他问："什么？" 3 Boy: Is this seat empty? Girl: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. 男孩：这个座位是空的么？ 女孩：是的，如果你坐下，我的座位也将是空的。 4、 "Tom, what's the matter with your brother?" asked the mother in the kitchen. "He's crying." "Oh, nothing, Mum," replied Tom. "I'm eating my cake. He is crying because I won't give him any." "But has he finished his own cake?" "Yes." said Tom. "And he also cried when I was helping him finish that." "汤姆，你弟弟怎么了？" 妈妈在厨房里问。"他在哭。" "没事儿，妈妈，" 汤姆答道。"我在吃我的蛋糕。他哭是因为我不给他吃。" "他已经吃完自己的了么？" "是的。" "我帮他吃完时，他也哭了。"2009-6-7 A guy says to his friend, "Guess how many coins I have in my pocket." The friends says, "If I guess right, will you give me one of them?" The first guys says, "If you guess right, I'll give you both of them!" 路人甲对路人乙说，"猜猜我兜里有几个子儿？" 路人乙说："我猜对了，你能给我一个不？" 路人甲说："你要猜对了，我两个全部给你！" 2009-6-6 研究生和本科生的区别 "I can always tell a graduate class from an undergraduate class," said an instructor at a university graduate engineering course. "When I say 'Good afternoon,' the undergraduates respond 'Good afternoon.' But the graduate students just write it down." 一个教师在研究生工程学课堂上说："我一眼就能看出来哪些是本科生，哪些是研究生。" " 我说'下午好'的时候，本科生回答'下午好'，而研究生则把这句话记在

本子上。" 2009-6-5 Dad: Tom, please tell me, which month has 28 days? Tom: Every month. 爸爸：告诉我汤姆，哪个月有 28 天呢？ 汤姆：每个月都有啊！ 2009-6-4making faces Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms Smith stopped to gently reprimand the child. Smiling sweetly, the Sunday school teacher said, "Bobby, when I was a child I was told if I made ugly faces, my face would freeze and stay like that". Bobby looked up and replied, "Well, Ms Smith, you can't say you weren't warned." 史密斯小姐发现她的一名学生在操场上向别人做鬼脸，便去轻责他。 这位主日学校的老师甜甜地微笑着，说："博比，我小的时候，有人告诉我如果我做鬼脸， 我的脸就会僵硬，永远都那么丑。" 博比抬头看了看老师，说："史密斯小姐，你可别说没人警告过你啊。" 2009-6-3 A guy goes to visit his grandma and he brings his friend with him. While he's talking to his grandma, his friend starts eating the peanuts on the coffee table, and finishes them off. As they're leaving, his friend says to his grandma, "Thanks for the peanuts." She says, "Yeah, since I lost my dentures I can only suck the chocolate off."一名男子带着朋友去探望他的祖母。 当他和祖母聊天时，他的朋友开始吃咖啡桌上放的花生，并把花生都给吃光了。 他们离开时，他的朋友对祖母说:"谢谢您的花生。" 结果祖母说:"唉！自从我牙齿掉光后，我就只能吮掉花生豆外层的巧克力了。" 2009-6-2 A father was trying to teach his son the evils of alcohol. He put one worm in a glass of water and another worm in a glass of whiskey. The worm in the water lived, while the one in the whiskey curled up and died. "All right, son," asked the father, "What does that show you?" "Well, Dad, it shows that if you drink alcohol, you will not have worms." 一位父亲打算让自己的儿子知道酒精有多么可怕。 他把分别把两只虫子放到一杯清水和一杯威士忌里做对比。 清水里虫子安然无恙， 结果威士 忌里的虫子蜷缩了几下就挂掉了。 "所以，儿子啊，"父亲问道，"得出什么结论？" "恩，这说明，你只要喝酒的话，肚里就不会长虫了！" 2009-6-1 Looking very unhappy, a poor man entered a doctor's consulting-room. "Doctor," he said, "you must help me. I swallowed a penny about a month ago." "Good heavens, man!" said the doctor. "Why have you waited so long? Why don't you come to me on the day you swallowed it?" "To tell you the truth, Doctor," the poor man replied, "I didn't need the money so badly then." 中文翻译： 一个看起来很难受的穷人走进大夫的诊室。 "大夫！"他说，"帮帮我！一个月前我吞了一分硬币！" "天哪，"大夫说，"早干嘛去了？你当时怎么不来看？" "实话告诉您吧，大夫，"穷人说，"我当时还不缺钱！" 2009-5-31 Boy: Hi, didn't we go on da

tes before? Onec or twice? Girl: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice. 男孩：嗨，我们之前是不是约会过，是一次还是两次，我忘记了。女孩：应该只有一次吧，我从不犯两次同样的错误。 2009-5-30 In an entrance examination of a conservatory of music, a teacher asked one of the boys, "What is the most important physiological quality of a musician?" "To be deaf," replied the boy. "Nonsense!" said the teacher angrily. "Why, sir! Don't you know that the famous musician Beethoven was deaf?" the boy asked in reply disdainfully. 在一次音乐学院的入学考试中，老师问其中一个男孩："音乐家最重要的生理素质是什么？" "耳聋，"男孩答道。 "胡说！"老师气愤地说。 "怎么了，先生！难道您不知道大名鼎鼎的音乐家贝多芬是个聋子吗？"男孩轻蔑地反问道。 2009-5-28 A man sat at a bar, had the saddest hangdog expression. Bartender: "What's the matter? Are you having troubles with your wife?" The man: "We had a fight, and she told me that she wasn't going to speak to me for a month." Bartender: "That should make you happy." The man: "No, the month is up today!" 一个男人坐在酒吧里，伤心至极。 酒吧招待："你怎么了？跟老婆闹矛盾了？" 男人："我们吵了一架，她说一个月都不跟我说话。" 酒吧招待："那你应该高兴才是啊！" 男人："不，今天是这个月的最后一天。" 【Laughter】2009-5-27 A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. 女人找了老公之前都在担忧未来。男人娶了老婆之前从来不为未来担忧。 2009-5-26 A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want. 男人想要的东西，要是值 1 块钱却卖 2 块，他也会买；而对于女人，即使是不想要的东西， 要是值 2 块钱却只卖 1 块，她也会买。 2009-5-25 The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students and vice versa. "Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time. Anybody caught breaking this rule the2nd time will be fined $60. Being caught a 3rd time will incur a fine of $180. Are there any questions?" At this moment, a male student in the crowd inquires, "Umm...How much for a season pass?" 女生宿舍将全面禁止男生进入，男生宿舍也同样不得女生光临。 "不论是谁，一旦违规，初犯将被罚款 20 美元。再犯要被罚款 60 美元。第 3 次被抓需要交 180 美元的罚款。还有什么疑问么？" 这时人群中一个男同学问道，"那么一个季度通行证需要多少钱？" 2009-5-24 Boy: Can I buy you a drink? Girl: Actually I'd rather have the money. 男孩：我可以给你买杯饮料吗？ 女孩：你不如直接把钱给我得了。2009-5-22 Doctor: Your cough sounds much better today. Patient: It should. I've been practicing all n

ight. 医生：听上去你咳嗽今天好多了。 病人：应该如此。我昨晚练习了一整夜。 2009-5-21 Pete: "The last time I was out hunting, I stepped off a high cliff, and would you believe it, while I was falling every fool deed I'd ever done came into my mind." Bob: "Must have been a pretty high mountain you fell from." 皮特："我上次出去打猎，跌下了很高的悬崖，信不信由你，当我跌落的时候，我脑海里浮 现了我做过的所有蠢事。" 鲍勃："你一定是从万丈高山上跌落的吧。" 2009-5-19 Spending the night with their grandparents, 2 young boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers at bedtime. The younger boy began praying at the top of his lungs:"I PRAY FOR A BIKE... I PRAY FOR A NEW DVD..." His older brother nudged him and said, "Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn't deaf." To which the little brother replied, "No, but Grandma is!" 2 个男孩与祖父母一起过夜，他们跪在床边做睡前祷告。弟弟声嘶力竭地祈祷: "我祈求一辆 自行车，一张新 DVD……" 哥哥用肘轻推他: "你为什么大喊着祈祷？上帝又不聋。" 弟弟答道:"上帝是不聋，但是奶奶聋。"2009-5-18 A cop spotted a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Coming up beside her, he said, "Pull over!" "No," she replied, "a pair of socks!" 巡警发现一名妇女边开车边织毛衣，便开车上前，说："靠边停车(套头衫)！" "不，" 她回答，"是一双袜子！" In order to prove the harmful effect of alcohol,the teacher put a bug into a glass filled with alcohol,soon the bug died. The teacher asked a student,"what does this show?" The student answered,"It shows that people won't get parasites if they drink more alcohol." 酒的好处 为了证明酒精对生物的危害，老师把一只虫子放入装有酒精的杯子里，虫子很快就死了。老 师问一个学生：“这说明了什么？” 学生答道：“说明人多喝酒，就不会长虫子。”1. Teacher:Some students are becoming arrogant.Do you remember the story about race between the hare and the tortoise?Now,Xiaoming,will you please tell us why the hare was defeated by the tortoise? Xiaoming:Because the hare fell asleep. Teacher:Absolutely right!What should we do so that the hare won't fall asleep? Xiaoming:Exchange the tortoise for the wolf. 把乌龟换成狼 老师：有些同学开始骄傲了，大家还记得龟兔赛跑的故事吗。小明，你说说看，兔子为 什么输给乌龟？ 小明：因为它睡觉了。 老师：对极了！我们应该怎么做才能让兔子不睡觉呢？ 小明：把乌龟换成狼！ Jonesie The Great Lion Hunter A small village was troubled by a man-eating lion. So its leaders sent a message to the great hunter, Jonesie, to come and kill the beast.For several nights the hunter lay in wait for the lion, but it never appeared. Finally, he told the village chief to kill a cow and give him its hide. Draping

the skin over his shoulders, he went to the pasture to wait for the lion. In the middle of the night, the villagers woke to the sound of blood-curdling shrieks coming from the pasture. As they carefully approached, they saw the hunter on the ground, groaning in pain. There was no sign of the lion. "What happened, Jonesie? Where is the lion?" asked the chief. "Forget the damn lion!" he howled. "Which one of you idiots let the bull loose?" 伟大的猎手 Jonesie 有个小村庄正为一只吃人的狮子而烦恼。于是，村长派人去请伟大的猎手 Jonesie 来杀死这 只野兽。 猎手躺着等了几个晚上，但狮子一直没有出现。最后，他要求村长杀只羊然后把头皮给他。 把羊皮披在身上后，猎人到草原上去等狮子。 半夜，村民被从草原传来的声嘶力竭的尖叫声惊醒。他们小心地靠近后，看到猎手正躺在草 地上痛苦地呻吟。没有狮子出没的蛛丝马迹。 “Jonesie，怎么了？狮子在哪？”村长问。 “哪有狮子！”猎人怒吼道，“哪个傻瓜把公牛放出来了？” ——————————————————————————————————————— — Weather Predict A film crew was on location deep in the desert. One day an old Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow rain." The next day it rained. A week later, the Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow storm." The next day there was a hailstorm. "This Indian is incredible," said the director. He told his secretary to hire the Indian to predict the weather. However, after several successful predictions, the old Indian didn't show up for two weeks. Finally the director sent for him. "I have to shoot a big scene tomorrow," said the director, "and I'm depending on you. What will the weather be like?" The Indian shrugged his shoulders. "Don't know," he said. "Radio is broken." 天气预报 一个电影摄制组在沙漠深处工作.一天,一个印度老人到导演跟前告诉导演说"明天下雨."第 二天果然下雨了. 一周后,印度人又来告诉导演说,"明天有风暴."果然,第二天下了雹暴. "印度人真神,"导演说.他告诉秘书雇佣该印度人来预报天气. 几次预报都很成功.然后,接下来的两周,印度人不见了. 最后,导演派人去把他叫来了."我明天必须拍一个很大的场景,"导演说,"这得靠你了.明天天气 如何啊?" 印度人耸了耸肩."我不知道,"印度人说,"收音机坏了." ——————————————————————————————————————— ——— I Am Acting Like a Lady One day when women's dresses were on sale at the FarEast Department Store, a dignified middle-aged man decided to get his wife a piece. But he soon found himself being battered byfrantic women. He stood it as long as he could; then, with head lowered and arms flailing, he plowed through the crowed. "You there!" challenged

英语生活说说带翻译篇六
《英语翻译》

>> Unit 11

1.幸福不在于拥有金钱，而在于获得成就时的喜悦以及产生创造力的激情。

Happiness lies not in the mere possession of money , but in the joy of achievements and the enthusiasm of creative efforts .

2.从1994年开始，大学学费已经从1000涨到了3500，以至于许多学生，尤其是那些来自贫困区的学生选择从事兼职工作来筹集他们昂贵的支出。

Starting from 1994 , the college tuition has soared from 1000 to 3500 so that many students , especially those from poverty-stricken areas , choose to do part-time jobs to cope with their expensive expenditure 支出.

3.总统所作的决定，经常是他的判断，他对僚属的信任以及对他们的情绪的关怀的混合体。

A Presidential decision is always an amalgam 混合物of judgement , confidence in his associate , and concern about their morale .

4.风格优雅华丽，曲调流畅委婉，反映出江南人勤劳朴实、细致含蓄的性格特色。

The style is refined 优雅的, smooth and indirect , expressing the hard-working

meticulous小心翼翼 and Spartan character of the people who live south of the Yangtze .

5.保险业最近受到几项不利的经济因素所困而前景黯淡。

The insurance industry is cursed with a set of dismal economic characteristics that make for a poor long-term outlook .

6.良药苦口利于病，忠言逆耳利于行。

Although good medicine cures sickness , it is often unpalatable 味道差的; likewise , sincere advice given for one's well-being , is often resented .

7.由于不断加重的失业焦虑、有史以来最多地取消房屋抵押赎回权、不断攀升的能源价格，美国人对经济的信心跌倒了新低。

Americans' confidence in the economy fell to a new low , dragged down by worries about mounting job losses , record-high home foreclosures丧失抵押品赎回权 and zooming energy prices .

8.有趣的是，我发现媒体的规模与声誉和报导的真实性一点相关都没有。

Interestingly , there has been no correlation between the size and prestige of the publication and the accuracy of the report .

9.Near-term inflation expectations measured by the survey jumped to the highest since the

turmoil骚动 following Iraq's invasion 入侵of Kuwait in late 1990 , which caused oil price to soar sharply .

调查表明近期通胀预期已达最高，这是自1990年底伊拉克入侵科威特导致石油价格猛涨至今最高水平。

10. The slowdown could dovetail 与。。吻合with Beijing's own aims to moderate 缓和the contentious有争议的 trade surplus and , at the same time , recalibrate growth away form heavy industry in favor of consumption and services .

经济减速能与北京缓和有争议的贸易顺差这一目标相吻合，与此同时，将重工业的增长调整为消费和服务业的增长。

11. But China also need to scrutinize all her actions exposed to others , because it's the year 2008 and all people are watching this country's all moves waiting for a chance to sting .

但是，中国也要仔细审查她的行动，因为这是2008年，所有的人都在观看这个国家的一切举动，想找机会挑刺。

12. Both developing countries and developed countries have realized the importance of technologies in building more energy-efficient and low-emission industries , however on transferring such technologies ,developed nations underline the role of markets ,while developing nations urge the combination of roles of markets and governments.

发达国家和发展中国家都认识到技术对建造更多节能减排工业的重要性，但是就转化利用这些技术而言，发达国家强调市场作用，然而发展中国家力促市场和政府的合作。

13. Should we let the economy continue to run on the basis of the insatiable demand of fashion and status driven consumers , whose motivations and criteria of success are cultivated by the advertisements of companies that need to sell more to survive and thrive ?

公司为卖出更多产品以生存和兴旺，用广告影响了消费者的动机和成功的标准，使他们永不停歇地追求时尚和地位，我们能让经济继续这样发展吗？

14. Though they were pampered children at home , they swallowed the misunderstanding and even the insults and tried to adapt themselves to the local culture .

尽管在家里是娇宝宝，他们咽下了误解和辱骂，尽力融入到当地文化。

>> Unit 12

1. 女权主义运动经历了漫长的道路，它宣称女人和男人拥有平等权利。在某种意义上现在女人比男人拥优先权。 Feminist movement has come a long way , which claims that women should have equal rights with men . To some extent , women have more priority to men now .

2. 由于劳资纠纷，东方航空公司的驾驶员们驾驶多个航班在飞离机场后，却又中途纷纷选择返航，目前他们正和航空公司协商待遇问题。

Pilots of China Eastern turned back midway on flights to airports they had set off because of a labor dispute , and now they are negotiating with the carrier over treatment and pay .

3. 中国政府认为因特网是技术进步的重要标志，但同时也想阻止人们接触不良信息，因此把不良信心重新放在网站不显眼的地方是政府对网络采取的模棱两可的态度的表现。

Chinese Government sees the internet as vital for China's technological progress but , at the same time , they want to stop people from accessing unhealthy content , so relocating content to less prominent parts of website is an indication of its ambivalent attitude towards the net .

4. 食物纤维素被吹捧成最新的万灵丹药，即可减轻体重，又有益健康。

Dietary fibre is tout as the latest cure --all which cuts down weight and promotes good health .

5. 在太空，女人比男人有明显的优势，因为她们需要的食物氧气较少，承受辐射的能力较强。

Women have significant advantages over men in space because they need less food and less oxygen and they stand up to radiation better .

6. 中国政府目前关注民工的最主要的需求，即着力解决他们的就业、住房、社会保障、健康和教育问题。

At present , our nation tended first to rural migrants' paramount needs , which are employment , residence , social security , health and education problems .

7. 对于让工人参与管理的提议，公司只是口头上说说而已，并没有将之付诸实践，这使得工人们很反感。

The company pays lip service to the idea of workers' participation , but does nothing to put it into practice , which makes the employees repellent .

8. Tax evasion was never justifiable , so it pays to be honest when it comes to tax for taxpayers .

逃税从来都是不正当的行为，所以纳税人在纳税时讲诚实是值得的。

9. It's extremely critical for a job application to do his homework while seeking employment , the decision-maker who interview prospective employees like people who are well-prepared .

在求职时，求职者事先做好充分准备是非常关键的，那些对未来的雇员有录用决定权的人喜欢有充分准备的人。

10. In the end , all the world's wealth and a thousand armies are no match for the strength and decency of the human spirit .

归根到底，全世界的财富和军队都抵不过人的精神的力量。

11. Like a recurring dream , China's definitive classic tome , The Dream of the Red Mansion , an 18-century novel by Caoxunqin , is appearing in various formats throughout the world .

如同梦境再现一样，由曹雪芹创作的中国十八世纪文学名著《红楼梦》以不同文本在世界流传。

12. Visiting museums may be a fast and direct way to get a glimpse of Chinese colorful ethnic cultures , but the opportunities to immerse yourself in their way of life brings unforgettable fun and active insight into local customs and beliefs .

参观博物馆或许是了解中国丰富多彩民族文化的快速直接的途径，也是一个沉醉在他们的生活方式之中，给你带来难忘的乐趣和增加对当地风俗和信仰理解的机会。

13. When it comes to banning smoking in public places , there have been plenty of lip service , excuses and inept rules , but very little resolve or action .

当谈到在公共场合禁烟问题时，好多人都只是嘴上说说，找找借口，还有很多愚蠢的规定而已，但他们很少下定决心或付诸行动。

14. The leader had the gift of being able to infuse enthusiasm into the most skeptical member of the group .

那位领导人很有天赋，能使团体中最持怀疑态度的人都充满热情。

15. It is forbidden to construct new project in residential areas that discharge waste gas or dust containing toxic matters . 禁止在居民区新建排放含有毒物质的废气和粉尘的项目。

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>> Unit 13

1. 我妹妹答完试卷后作了很多修改，但她弄巧成拙，反而又增加了几个新错误。

My sister made a few changes after working out the exam paper . But she should have left well enough alone , for she made several new mistakes .

2. 我们明天十点碰头，大家集思广益，争取想出解决问题的最好方案。

Let's brainstorm at 10 tomorrow and try to come up with the best solutions to the problem .

3. 她突然来我家造访，这让我大吃一惊。

Her sudden visit to my home greatly devastated me .

4. 这样的言行举止将大大有损他的公众形象。

Such speech and action made a huge dent on his public image .

5. 从大体上来说，就业条件和经济发展有着紧密的相互关联。

By and large close correlation exists between employment condition and economic development .

6. 证据显示，创办公司前不要过多的考虑“伟大的计划”或许会更好。

Evidence suggests that it might be better not to obsess on finding a great idea before launching a company .

7. 他们尝试着一切人们能想到的买卖，只要能付清电费和汽油费。

The tried whatever people thought they could do , only if that might pay off their electricity and gasoline .

8. 他们大家献计献策也没能想出他的最初产品应该是什么。

They brainstormed but failed to figure out what their initial product should be .

关税保护

幼稚产业论认为新兴的国内产业需要关税保护来发展自己。对稚嫩的国内公司进行暂时保护可以使其避开与国外公司的严酷竞争，从而给幼稚产业一个发展壮大的机会。

这一保护论是基于自由贸易中一种假象的例外情况，即面对成熟的国外竞争，所有的产业从来没有，而且将来不会有机会在规模和效率上进行长远的调整，因此对幼稚产业的关税保护会改变目前世界资源分配不当的状况。 相反的观点认为，尽管幼稚产业论在逻辑上有一定的说服力，但下列言之有理的几个论点也值得注意： 1发达国家，很难确定哪些幼稚产业有发展前途因而值得保护。

2幼稚产业成熟起来后关税保护也很难消除。

3大多数经济学家认为有比关税保护更好的办法来资助幼稚产业。例如，直接补贴就可以清楚地表示那些幼稚产业在接受帮助，这种帮助达到了什么程度。

今年来幼稚产业论在一些经济发达国家已经改变了形式。这一观点认为政府应该战略性地使用贸易壁垒来减少国内公司在产品开发方面承担的风险，尤其足涉及先进技术的产品。按照这一观点，国内公司因避开了国外竞争会迅速成长起来，其经济发展规模会大大超过未受保护的情形。这样，受保护的公司最终会因其低廉的成本控制世界市场。对世界市场的控制让使国内公司为本国带来高额利润的回报，据称这些利润会超过因贸易壁垒而造成的损失。这一理论还认为，高技术产业的专业化也会带来益处，因为在一种国内产业中取得的技术进步常常会转化到国内其他产业中去。

日本和韩国因推行这种战略贸易政策而备受指责。这一策略以及关税保护论带来的问题是：受到战略性贸易政策影响而处于不利地位的国家会相应提高自己的关税进行报复。随之而来的结果便是世界范围的关税增长，世界贸易的消减，专业化与商品交换利益的丧失。

>> Unit 14

1. 心脏病与紧张、烟以及缺乏锻炼有密切的关系。

The heart diseases closely associate with tense , smoking and inadequet physical exercises .

2. 大多数绿色食品有一个共同点，即它们的价格高于以常规方式种植的食物。

One thing that most organically grown food products seem to have in common is that they cost more than conventionally grown foods .

3. 这些理由是根本不能成立的，也绝对不能得出台湾可以“中华民国”的名义自立为一个国家和海峡两岸已经分裂为两个国家的理论。

These arguments are absolutely untenable , and can never lead to the conclusion that Taiwan may declare itself a state under the name of the "Republic of China ",or that the two sides of the Straits have been divided into two states .

4. 其他的方法论原则都是以实事求是为基础、为评价历史的根本目的服务的。

Based on the principle of seeking truth from facts , the other principles serve the fundamental purpose of reviewing history .

5. 计算机网络作为一个分布式系统，每个网点则指定执行某一具体业务。

The computer network becomes a distributes system , and each node is designated to perform a specific function .

6. 双方都声称，他们是维护中国的传统价值准则而战。

Both sides claim they are fighting for the preservation of traditional Chinese values .

7. 对于大学生来说，要客观的评价自己，清晰地认识到自身的优缺点，以对自己的未来作出正确的决定。

For college students they should evaluate themselves objectively to gain insight into their own strengths and

weaknesses so as to make the right decision about future .

8. 那个可怕的日子将永远藏在他的记忆中。

That terrible day will be for ever embedded in his memory .

>> Unit 15

1. 任何了解中国历史的人都知道，世界上最早的纸是中国汉朝人蔡伦发明的。

Anyone who has the knowledge of Chinese history knows that paper was firstly invented by Cai Lun in Han Dynasty .

2. 欧洲成功发明的历史源远流长，但是对这些发明进行创新的历史相当匮乏。

Europe has a long history of successful invention , but a weak history of turning those inventions into innovations .

3. 欧洲具备成为高科技创新载体的条件似乎应有尽有：教育程度较高的劳动力，著名的大学，坚实的法律体系，发达的金融市场。但是情况并非如此。

Europe seems to have everything it takes to be a hotbed of high-tech innovation : a highly educated workforce , great universities , a solid legal system , and advanced financial markets . Yet it is anything but .

4. 任何文化都有不便公开承认的禁忌--在客套的交往中禁忌你说或做的某些事，这些清规戒律容不得任何质疑。 Every culture has its unacknowledged taboos --the things you are forbidden to say or do in polite company , the accepted truths you are not allowed to doubt .

5. 现在妇女能够更自由地选择她们想要的生活，然而对于如何来安排她们的生活，却没有多少选择的余地。 Women now have more choices over what kind of lives they want to lead , but they do not have more choices over how they want to sequence their lives .

英语生活说说带翻译篇七
《说说 颜色词 的翻译》

说说 颜色词 的翻译

比较一下英汉两种语言中一些常见颜色词汇的异同。

A. red（红色）

无论是在英语国家还是在中国，红色往往与庆祝活动或喜庆日子有关。因为日历中，这些日子常用红色字体。因此，

red letter day：指的是“纪念日”或“喜庆的日子”。

红色还指“负债”或“亏损”，因为人们总是用红笔登记负数。于是就有了这些词组： red figure：赤字

red ink：赤字

in the red：亏损

red-ink entry：赤字分录

red balance：赤字差额

除此之外，还有如

red cent：一分钱；red gold：纯金；red tip on stock market：指股票市场的最新情报

汉语中常用的带“红”字的词语，翻译成英语，可不一定用“red”。例如： 红糖：brown sugar

红茶：black tea

红榜：honour roll

红豆：love pea

红运：good luck

红利：dividend

红事：wedding

red wine： 红酒

red ruin： 火灾

red battle： 血战

red sky： 彩霞

B. black（黑色）

在英语中经常有“不好的”、“坏的”、“邪恶的”这种意味。例如：

black money：黑钱（指来源不正当而且没有向政府报税的钱）

black market：黑市交易或黑市（意为暗中进行政府禁止买卖的商品或外汇的交易，或指进行违法的投机市场）；由此派生出black market price：黑市价格

另外，英语中，和红色墨水是记帐时的意思相反，黑色还可表示盈利。例如： black figure / in the black：盈利、赚钱、顺差

又如

black figure nation：国际收支顺差国

interest in the black：应收利息

C. blue（蓝色）

在英语中通常表示不快乐、忧郁的情绪。如：

in a blue mood：情绪低沉

还常用来表示社会地位高、有权势或出身贵族或王族。如

He is a real blue blood.（他是真正的贵族。）

blue-eyed boys：受到管理当局宠爱和特别照顾的职工

a blue moon：千载难逢的机会

经济词汇中blue表示许多不同意思。如：

blue book：蓝皮书

blue-sky market：露天市场

blue-collar workers：从事体力劳动的工人

blue chip：热门证券

blue button：喻指有权进入股票交易的经纪人

blue return：蓝色所得税申报表（专供诚实的纳税人申报用）

blue-chip rate：英国的优惠的信贷利率

blue laws：蓝法（指禁止在星期日从事商业交易的美国法律）

blue-sky law：蓝法（指美国各州为管理股票所制定的股票发行控制法）

blue sky bargaining：漫天讨价（指谈判或其它交易中提出根本不切实际的或不合理的要求，使协议无法达成）

D. green（绿色）

英语中的green常用来表示表示“嫉妒”，如

green-eyed：嫉妒/眼红

green还表示“新鲜”或没有经验、缺乏训练，如：

green meat：鲜肉

a green hand：新手

green在财经领域还有下列意思：

green back：美钞（因为美元背面为绿色）（用于口语）

green power：“金钱的力量”或“财团”

green stamp：指美国救济补助票，因印成绿色而得名

green sheet指政府预算明细比较表

green pound：绿色英镑（指共同体内部计算农产品价格而规定的高汇率英镑。）

E. white（白色）

在英语中white常使人联想起清白，如：

white war：没有硝烟的战争，常指“经济竞争”。

有些事物因其颜色为白而得名，如

white goods：指的是体积大、单价高的家用电器用具，这类物体常刷成白色，故名。

white money：银币

white coal：水力

white elephant：昂贵却派不上用场的物体或物主不需要但又无法处置之物 white sale：大减价

the white way：白光大街（指城里灯光灿烂的商业区）

F. 其它颜色构成的词汇。 如：

grey market：半黑市

grey area：灰色地区（指失业严重地区）

pink slip：解雇职工通知单

yellow pages：黄页（指分类电话簿，并非指黄书。）

通过以上例子，我们可以看出，颜色词语的翻译，大致有以下四种方法：

（一）直译。基本按照原文的词语形式来翻译。如：

White House 白宫

red figure：赤字

yellow pages：黄页（指分类电话簿，并非指黄书。）

（二）改换颜色词。根据译入语（英汉翻译时，就是汉语了）的习惯，用读者熟悉的颜色词来改变原文的颜色词。如：

black tea 红茶

black and blue 青一块紫一块 (而不是青一块黑一块)

（三）原文中无颜色词，译文中根据汉语的表达习惯，可以增加适当的颜色词。如 He didn't try in vain.他没有白干。 （华先发主编，《新实用英译汉教程》，湖北教育出版社）

Her eyes became moist.她眼圈红了。 （同上）

（四）意译。有些颜色词语因为是习惯用法，有引申意义，这时，可以根据原文的意思，完全忽略原文的颜色词，而用译入语的适当词语来翻译。如：

红豆 love pea

pink slip：解雇职工通知单

a green hand：新手

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