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10人英语搞笑小品剧本篇一:搞笑英语话剧剧本

搞笑英语话剧剧本《西门吹雪与叶孤城》

搞笑7人剧本《西门吹雪与叶孤城》

演员表:西门吹雪、叶孤城、花满楼、king、路人、上官雪儿

旁白

道具:牛奶两袋,匕首一把,戒子一枚,纸屑若干。

第一幕:决战紫荆城之颠

旁白:A quiet village is covered with white snow .

Birds are dancing in the cold .

A man is walking along the street ,step by step .

Wind is coming in silence.

Another mysterious man approaches .

Y与X相遇.

X:oH ,I am sorry to knock you !

Y:, Never mind baby.

X:Excuse me, who are you on earth? Could you tell me your name?

Y:,I won’t change my name! no matter what happens. I’m the most famous——-YeGucheng. Who are you?

X:Iamximenchuixue.

Y惊讶:Ar, ximenchui xue?the best MartialArts?

X:Great, you know me !Today is your dead date!

Y抱腿:Please, please…… Don’t kill me! Let me go!

X:No, I must kill you !

Y:I don’t want to be killed. There are a eighty-year-old mother and a three-year old son to be looked after by me!

X:No way! Because we are fighting now ! you know ?

Y突然站起冷冷的说:Don’t force me!

X:Pardon!

(Y拿出一袋牛奶)

X抢过牛奶:milk, very good ! I like drinking it. How do you know that?

Y:please drink it!

X喝完牛奶:Thanks,

Y:Do you still want to kill me ?

X:Sure, must! Milk is milk.

Y(恼怒+冷酷):Very good ! very good ! I hope you will not forget what you said!?

X:I’m sure I won’t!

Y:I must give you a lesson ! If I don’t beat you this time, you’ll never behave properly ! 3-2-1!

X捂着肚子,蹲下(做痛苦状):Oach,Oach !

Y大笑:HaHa……the milk is exceed the time limit

(一人路过,x起身跑过去)

X可怜状: excuse me! Help , help , Where is the washroom?please ,tell me .

Y:Oh,I see ,go along this street and turn right when you see a corssing road!

X:Thanks,byebye.

Y:byebye (以胜利者的语气,转头,看见 花满楼)

Y:Who are you?

H:Hua—man—-lou! Have you seen ximenchuixue?

Y:Yes, he was beaten by me and is in “WC” .

H惊讶:Now you are the best in the world !

Y:You are right !

H:Teriffic ! you are the one my king looking for ! do you want join in us? If you follow my

king,he will give what you want.

Y:Yes,It’s very good.

H:Ok, follow me, Let’s go to see my king!

第二幕:无间道

H:My dearest ! let me introduce yegucheng to you! (指Y) this is yegucheng.

K:sit down plese, yegucheng.

Y:excuse me,I have a question.will you give me what I want just if I follow you?

King:yes,I will.

Y:That’s good. Can you give me a MM ?

K:of couse.You are the one who has the similar taste with me! Hahaha……

Y:of course.

美女出场

M:hello,帅锅..

K: this is shangguanxueer.ok,now let’s have a ritual.

H走到Y前,《婚礼进行曲》起,H神甫状:Yegucheng! Do you want to follow my king no matter

what happens such as cold headache , poor ,rich?

Y: Yes,I do.

K: Huamanlou, come . put the ring on his finger!(音乐停)

X唱着上:(看到戒指) this ring should be mine!

K:But who are you ? why should it belong to you?

Y急切: king! Dear king ! I must go now , my brother is looking for me.

X冷酷:yegucheng! Come here ! I want to tell you something!

Y抱X的腿:old brother ! Forgive me!

X:Forgive you? Why ?

Y: Once there was a chance before me , I lost it . If the god give me another chance, I’ll tell

you “ I love you ” , If the remustbea limited period,I hope it is thousand year!

X:You shall cheat me ! all you did are wrong ! how can you tell me the lady’s “WC”! Y:I like going lady’s WC .I……I……I think that you like what I like.(Y又拿出一袋牛奶)

X:milk?I love you.

K:Don’t say that “you love me”. I’ll kill you for you saying dirty word to me !

X:What? (侧耳装着听不到) You—kill—-me?come, come…(X上去抓住K)

K:Fuck you. I must kill you!

X:How can you kill me? haha……

Y:Let me have a try! 3-2-1(X捂着肚子,蹲下)

M: oh,what happened?(看着X,做惊吓状)are you ok?(跑

到西门吹雪身边)

Y :do you want to go to wc?

X:Yes,I……I…… do.

Y:haha, the milk was added 三聚氰胺 beyond standards.

M: you , stupid , bad behavior ! go away !

K; why ? why do you help him ! who actually are you ?

M: actually,I’m a spy sended by LuXiaofeng,and I fell in love with ximenchuixue. K惊讶: !you—you—You are X’lover?

Y: do you know, you are the first person who cheated me ! I hate you .(轻声说)let me tell you,Xwill die.

M扑倒在X的身边:X,do’t die ,you should be alive ,there are much hope in the future and

tomorrow is a good beginning !

K:what a moving story ! I was impressed ! Y:life is a progress ,but it is depressed that it can not resume !

M: life is a progress ,and it is delight that it needn’t resume !

(M忽然将一把匕首插进Y的心脏,K吓跑.音乐《再见,警察》起)

Y痛苦状:I never anticipate you treat me by this ,why?tell me why?(Y死,音乐停)

(X咳,H扑到身边,电影《我的父亲母亲》原声音乐起)

M: X , oh , no ,you can’t die ,we will go home together .

X:go home ! ?

M:Tomorrow is another day ! even you have the last second to live ,you should be alive ,not only for me , but for our love.

X: promise me,you’ll get on well,and you’ll never let go.

M I promise . I will never let go(X死) ,

M: be alive !yeah , be alive ! be alive without ahendance !

10人英语搞笑小品剧本篇二:搞笑小学英语小品剧本

搞笑小学英语小品剧本《新守株待兔》

人物:农夫,兔子A,兔子B,大树。

农夫:I’m a farmer.(稍停顿)[走两步]A cool farmer.(掏出墨镜戴上)[冷酷地走两步,突然被绊了一跤,继续保持冷酷]Eh...When I was yong,I studied in Xu~~~~chuan Middle School.So, I’m rich now![开始展示名牌,边说边掏]Look!This is my modern

mobile——Nokia WC 250!This is my watch!This is my MP3!These are my shoes——(夸张低沉地)ADIDAS!This is… [不经意地掏出一个苹果]Oh,sorry.[扔掉苹果]It’s this![从怀里掏出痒痒挠] Do you know what’s this?痒痒挠?No no no~~You are out!!It’s my modern——锄头~!![看下表] It is time to do some farming![开始弯下腰做出锄地的动作]

树:I’m a tree!I can do many things!I can sing![做出疯狂摇滚歌手的动作,哼哼哈西!!!]I can dance![跳四小天鹅] Oh?There comes a rabbit! [引导观众看兔子A)。树站回后台]

兔子A:OK,I’m a rabbit. Now I’m just walking around here.

[农夫继续锄地,边锄边上场,突然看见前面有个兔子]

农夫:(惊喜地)Lunch![扔掉痒痒挠]I will catch it! [偷偷摸摸地跟到兔子后面走]

[农夫跟在兔子后面。两个人走啊走。兔子突然回头。农夫假装看手表。两人继续走。兔子回头。农夫假装看天气。两人继续走。兔子回头。农夫假装打手机。两人继续走,兔子回头。这次农夫冷酷地把枪口对准了兔子。]

兔子A:Wahhhh~!(吓一跳)What do you want?

农夫:Huh…!I will kill U for lunch!

兔子A: Wah~~~~~~ [兔子跑,躲到树后面,农夫追到树前]

农夫:Where~ to go? Haha!

[农夫开了一枪“砰”(配音)。兔子在树后惊慌躲闪,没被打到。树做出受伤中弹状。 农夫又开枪,同上。 农夫开始加快频率,火力密集地开枪。兔子开始时惊慌躲闪,躲着躲着跳起舞来。树继续痛苦中弹状。]

兔子A[自我陶醉中,边跳舞边说]You can't hurt me! You can't hurt me!

树:[痛苦万分地]But…you…Hurt me….[痛苦地慢慢挪动到兔子背后]

[兔子继续兴奋地跳舞。农夫停止开枪,走到兔子面前,看着它。 兔子猛然抬头发现] 农夫:Ah ha~! Bye bye ! [举枪对准兔子,开枪,没声音,看看枪,示意没子弹了。兔子见状,非常兴奋地大笑起来]

兔子A:Ha ha ha ha! You can’t kill me now! [兴奋大笑,笑到抽筋,笑到后仰。突然头撞倒了后面的树] Wa ![倒地]

农夫:OH! [很兴奋地过去两个手指提起兔子]My lunch , I caught you !!! [把兔子绑到树上。打呵欠]tired! I’ll eat you after sleeping.[倒地睡觉](打鼾的声音)

兔子A:[兔子很快醒了,看看四周,发现自己被绑了,很惊讶]Where am I? What happened?

树:[指着农夫]He has caught you and wants to eat you.

兔子A:What?! I must leave here! But how can I escape?[东张西望,看到农夫的手机]A mobile![解开绳子去看手机]It’s Nokia WC 250! Wow,how fashion![放回原处。又自觉地把自己绑在树上。 突然想起来]A mobile!Maybe I can call some one to help me! [又不知不觉地把自己放出来,那起手机][做出打电话的样子] (配音:拨电话) Hello?

兔子B:Hello!It’s Jenny.

兔子A:Hey Jenny!

兔子B:Oh,hey Mary!

兔子A:How are you?

兔子B:Fine,thank you.And U?

兔子A:I’m fine too!How are your parents?

兔子B:They are fine,thank you.And U?

兔子A:They are fine,too!How is your uncle?

兔子B:He’s fine,thank you!And U?

兔子A:He’s fine , too! How…

兔子B:Eh..eh..eh~wait.But why do you call me? If you want borrow some money from me…NO WAY!!!

兔子A:No no no!I’m in danger now!Come and help me!!!

兔子B:But where are you?

兔子A:I’m under a tree!

兔子B:[边打电话边在附近走,经过兔子A面前,两个人还没发现]What can you see around you?

兔子A:I see a rabbit …that looks exactly like you!

兔子B:A rabbit…like me… OK!I’ll find you.Just a second!Wait for me! I will help you!

[匆匆离开]

[兔子A 打完电话,小心翼翼地把手机放回农夫处,然后又很自觉地要把自己绑回了树上]

兔子A:Haha!My friend will come and save me~!yeah! [兴奋过度,后仰,头又撞倒树上,倒地](虚弱地)Oh!Hurt! Call 110~Or 119?112?...Oh,forget it!I’m dying![作喉咙卡住声音,死去]

[兔子B上。]兔子B:I’m also a rabbit!I’m smart! I’m lovely! And I’m (作风情万

种)beautiful! (自我陶醉)[转头看自己右手边,却发现兔子A倒在地上]Oh,my!Mary![伏在兔子A身上](哭声)I’m so sorry,Mary!I’m too late!5555555~~~~~~Mary![痛苦而夸张地转身敲打树]

树:Oh!Oh,don’t hit me.!Don’t hit me!I’m ~~brea~ken![朝地上倒,压倒兔子B]

兔子B:What?NO..NO!~~...I…can’t….breath……(作死了的声音)

[农夫一觉醒来。看见两只兔子] En..?Two rubbits! I rememer I have caught just one?!Oh,thanks god!How lucky I am![兴奋地一手提一只兔子,哼着小曲下场]

10人英语搞笑小品剧本篇三:英语搞笑小品剧本

Characters: Narrator(N), Salesman(S), Dad(D), Maggie(M), Alice(A), Candy(C), Policeman(P)

Preparation: 学校布景,做糖果用桌及相关材料,小贩家布景

Scene1(At Salesman’s home)

N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu „„ He is coming! S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I’m the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular,(展示),I don’t know why. The foolish students always come here. I’ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money„„

Oops! It’s time to make candies now.(看表)

First, put the flour on the table.

Then, water, sugar, flour.(边说边做)

Now press, press„„

Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(满不在意的神情)

Press, press„„

Oh, my god!(鼻涕)Never mind! Just do it!

Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK,hehehe„„ Now let me cut it into pieces!

One, two, three, four, five„„(用脏菜刀)

Wow, everything is ready!

糖果钻出来(跳舞),跳完后,非常难过地说:Oh, I’m so dirty and ugly! What can I do? The students will eat me! And they will be ill! Wuwuwu„ S: Mmmm„It looks dirty, let me give you a nice coat! (给它穿上) Wow! Now it’s so beautiful! Haha„„

C: Oh, no! Don’t sell me! I’m dirty!(拖糖果下场)

Scene2(At the school gate)

N: The next day, when the class is over, all the students come out happily and the salesman goes to the school gate as usual. (Maggie和Alice 欢快地跑出校门,看到小贩)

(小贩拉着糖上场,吆喝):Candies! Candies! Sweet candies! „„ M: Oh, Alice! Look! Candies!

A: Yeah! I think they are yummy!

M: Let’s ask him.

A: OK!

C: Don’t buy me!(非常焦急)

M&A: Why?

C: I’m dirty!

M: No, you look nice!

C: What can I do? (面向观众) Wuwuwu„(小贩将她拉在后面)

S: Candies! Candies!(引诱两个女孩)

M&A: How much are they?

S: Do you have money?(轻蔑)

M&A: Money?(对视)

M:Oh, I’ve no money!(失落之极)

A: Me too.

S: No money? So sorry!(吆喝着走开,下场)

M: What can we do now?

A: Let’s ask dad for money.

M: But how to ask?

A: How?„Oh,I know ,let’s make him happy ,and he will give us money.(自信)

M: Good idea!(全部下场)

Scene 3:(At Maggie’s home)

N: The children have to go home and ask dad for some money, and they know their father is good at playing guitar, so they will do something clever. (爸爸看报)

M: Dad,dad,let’s sing a song ,OK? (同时Alice去取吉他准备拿给爸爸) A: And play the guitar for us!

M: We know you play so well!

(爸爸诧异地看着孩子)

D: Oh? What a bright day today!

M&A: Please, dad!(哀求)

D:OKOK! Let’s.

(取吉他,开始准备)D: Which song do you like? How about Edelweiss? M&A: Of course!

(开始弹,第一段孩子随节奏起舞,第二段孩子开始轻声讨论起来“you first”之类的话,爸爸停止弹琴。)

D: What’s the matter?

M: Dad, we have no money!

A: Can we have some please?

D: I think you have lots of pocket money ,and you don’t need any more. M:I want to buy some candies at the school gate.

A: They look so sweet and nice!

M: Other students always buy them!

D: But„„You can’t ! They are quite unhealthy. Please go and do your homework..(置之不理,转头看报,孩子回到房间)

M: What shall we do now?

A: Let me think „well, I know!(轻声在Maggie耳边说)

M: Oh, you are so clever! Let’s go.(回到爸爸身边)

M: Dad, I want a new eraser!

A: I want a longer ruler!

M&A: Dad, please!

D: Things are expensive these days. We have to save money!

M: But dad, my eraser is too small now!(拿出破橡皮来给爸爸看) A: And my ruler is broken.(拿出断尺)

D: OK, children. I believe you this time, make sure, don’t buy the food at the school gate. It’s unhealthy! Do you know?

M&A: Yes, sir!

D: Here you are !( 给钱)

M&A: Thanks very much, dad! Bye!(非常高兴,下场)

N: The next day, when the class is over ,Maggie and Alice come to the salesman again. They are happy to buy the candies and then have them, but soon they feel a stomachache.

(孩子高兴地买了糖,边吃边回家,小贩下场,孩子到家后肚子痛)

M: Aiyo!„„(两人躬着背进场)

A: „„.

D: What’s wrong?

M: I’ve a stomachache!

A: Me too!

D: What did you eat? The food at the school gate?

M: Yes. We had some candies just now.

A: I had some too!

D: Oh! You’ve cheated me! You bought the candies instead of the eraser and ruler. I always tell you that don’t buy the food at the school gate, they are unhealthy!(生气)

M: But they look nice!

A: And tastes good!

M&A: Aiyo„„

D:Well, Let’s go to the salesman together and have a look!

M&A: OK.

Scene 4: (At the school gate)

N: When they get to the school gate, a policeman is asking the salesman to go away.

(正走到校门口,发现警察驱赶校门口的小贩)

P: Hey! You shouldn’t stay here, leave now!

C: Let’s go home, let’s go home! (轻声并拉小贩)

S: No! My candies are nice and popular here! And„

C: You are telling a lie! I’m very dirty and unhealthy!

M&A: Dad, it’s him! Aiyo„(指着小贩)

D: He?

(警察走过来问爸爸,朝小孩)

P: What’s the matter with them?

D: They got a stomachache after having his candies.

S: Really? But I’ve never heard of it. And„„

10人英语搞笑小品剧本篇四:英语搞笑小品剧本1

Characters: Narrator(N), Salesman(S), Dad(D), Maggie(M), Alice(A), Candy(C), Policeman(P)

Preparation: 学校布景,做糖果用桌及相关材料,小贩家布景

Scene1(At Salesman’s home)

N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming! S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I’m the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular,(展示),I don’t know why. The foolish students always come here. I’ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money……

Scene2(At the school gate)

N: The next day, when the class is over, all the students come out happily and the salesman goes to the school gate as usual. (Maggie和Alice 欢快地跑出校门,看到小贩)

(小贩拉着糖上场,吆喝):Candies! Candies! Sweet candies! ……

M: Oh, Alice! Look! Candies!

A: Yeah! I think they are yummy!

M: Let’s ask him.

A: OK!

C: Don’t buy me!(非常焦急)

M&A: Why?

C: I’m dirty!

M: No, you look nice!

C: What can I do? (面向观众) Wuwuwu…(小贩将她拉在后面)

S: Candies! Candies!(引诱两个女孩)

M&A: How much are they?

S: Do you have money?(轻蔑)

M&A: Money?(对视)

M:Oh, I’ve no money!(失落之极)

A: Me too.

S: No money? So sorry!(吆喝着走开,下场)

M: What can we do now?

A: Let’s ask dad for money.

D: Here you are !( 给钱)

M&A: Thanks very much, dad! Bye!(非常高兴,下场)

N: The next day, when the class is over ,Maggie and Alice come to the salesman again. They are happy to buy the candies and then have them, but soon they feel a stomachache.

(孩子高兴地买了糖,边吃边回家,小贩下场,孩子到家后肚子痛)

M: Aiyo!……(两人躬着背进场)

A: …….

D: What’s wrong?

M: I’ve a stomachache!

A: Me too!

D: What did you eat? The food at the school gate?

M: Yes. We had some candies just now.

A: I had some too!

D: Oh! You’ve cheated me! You bought the candies instead of the eraser and ruler. I always tell you that don’t buy the food at the school gate, they are unhealthy!(生气)

M: But they look nice!

A: And tastes good!

M&A: Aiyo……

D:Well, Let’s go to the salesman together and have a look!

M&A: OK.

Scene 4: (At the school gate)

N: When they get to the school gate, a policeman is asking the salesman to go away.

(正走到校门口,发现警察驱赶校门口的小贩)

P: Hey! You shouldn’t stay here, leave now!

C: Let’s go home, let’s go home! (轻声并拉小贩)

S: No! My candies are nice and popular here! And…

C: You are telling a lie! I’m very dirty and unhealthy!

M&A: Dad, it’s him! Aiyo…(指着小贩)

D: He?

(警察走过来问爸爸,朝小孩)

P: What’s the matter with them?

D: They got a stomachache after having his candies.

S: Really? But I’ve never heard of it. And……

P: Stop, stop!(打断小贩) Look at the two girls! Are you guilty? You must be honest with the students, and don’t sell candies any more.(非常严厉)

S: OK. I know. (羞愧)

C: Let’s go home. Let’s go home.

Policeman(对小孩): Girls, please listen! Don’t buy the candies next time. They are bad for your health.

D: Yes, he is right. And you shouldn’t tell a lie to me. Try to be an honest person! Will you?

M&A: OK, dad!

P: Let’s take them to the hospital now.

D: OK, Let’s go.

N(出场): A few days later, the girls recovered. And this story is trying to tell you that some of the phenomenon must be kept down, we hope it could be improved soon. What’s more, we also hope students themselves can be honest and all the salesmen can be honest as well

10人英语搞笑小品剧本篇五:英语搞笑小品剧本Characte

d{\TgR,gCharacters: Narrator(N), Salesman(S), Dad(D), Maggie(M), Alice(A), Candy(C), Policeman(P)Preparation: f[!h^of ZPg(uLhge \)[^ofScene1At Salesman s home N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu & & He is coming!S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I m the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular,(U\:y) I don t know why. The foolish students always come here. I ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money& & Oops! It s time to make candies now.( wh)First, put the flour on the table. Then, water, sugar, flour.(ZP)Now press, press& & Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(N(Wav^y)Press, press& & Oh, my god!(;m)Never mind! Just do it!Press, press, the children will not know it , it s OK,hehehe& & Now let me cut it into pieces!One, two, three, four, five& & (uR Wow, everything is ready!g姈 T ^8^0WOh, I m so dirty and ugly! What can I do? The students will eat me! And they will be ill! Wuwuwu& S: Mmmm& It looks dirty, let me give you a nice coat! ([zN) Wow! Now it s so beautiful! Haha& & C: Oh, no! Don t sell me! I m dirty!(g N:W)Scene2At the school gate N: The next day, when the class is over, all the students come out happily and the salesman goes to the school gate as usual. MaggieTAlice "kWэ w0R\) (\)@wN:W TU)Candies! Candies! Sweet candies! & & M: Oh, Alice! Look! Candies!A: Yeah! I think they are yummy!M: Let s ask him.A: OK!C: Don t buy me^8^&q%` M&A: Why?C: I m dirtyM: No, you look nice!C: What can I do? (bTO) Wuwuwu& (\)\yY(WTb)S: Candies! Candies!_*NsYi[ M&A: How much are they?S: Do you have money?{ M&A: Money?(扩M:Oh, I ve no money!1Y=KNg A: Me too.S: No money? So sorry!(TU@wp_ N:W)M: What can we do now?A: Let s ask dad for money.M: But how to ask?A: How?& Oh,I know ,let s make him happy ,and he will give us money.O M: Good idea!(hQ萋N:W)Scene 3:At Maggie s home N: The children have to go home and ask dad for some money, and they know their father is good at playing guitar, so they will do something clever. (8r8r wb)M: Dad,dad,let s sing a song ,OK? ( T偀liceS TYb8r8r)A: And play the guitar for us!M: We know you play so well!(8r8r狂_0W w@wi[P[)D: Oh? What a bright day today!M&A: Please, dad!(Bl)D:OKOK! Let s.( T _˙Y)D: Which song do you like? How about Edelweiss?M&A: Of course!(_˙9_ ,{Nki[P[OYw ,{Nki[P[_˙{訋weg you first KN{|v 8r8r\Pbk9_4t0)D: What s the matter?M: Dad, we have no money!A: Can we have some please?D: I think you have lots of pocket money ,and you don t need any more.M:I want to buy some candies at the sc

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10人英语搞笑小品剧本篇六:搞笑英语话剧剧本.1doc

搞笑英语话剧剧本《 荆珂刺秦王》 旁白(Aside )/介绍(Introduction): Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous sword

搞笑英语话剧剧本《 荆珂刺秦王》

旁白(Aside )/介绍(Introduction): Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman剑客 and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth.

Action I

太子丹(上,掏出镜子梳头,做自恋状):Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (画外音:It’s you, Prince Dan! 太子丹高兴状) Thank u mirror! (面对观众) I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? (向幕里大叫) Where is my minister?

阿三(毕恭毕敬) : Honey, I am coming.

太子丹:I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”!

阿三:Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~(作杀状)

太子:Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent!(二十一世纪最需要的是什么,人才!然后拍阿三肩膀,做赞许状) Good idea! But who is the right candidate?

阿三:After screening I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world.

太子:Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK?

阿三:Yes.

Action II(《十面埋伏》中刘德华&金成武决斗时的音乐)

荆轲

Are you Li mochou?

李莫愁

Yes.

荆轲

OK. I’m Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers’ world.

李莫愁

Are you challenging me?

荆轲

Off course! 耸耸肩表示同意

莫愁

Come on!

音乐起

两人冲上前来

“人在江湖漂啊,哪有不挨刀啊,一刀砍死你啊,两刀砍死你啊。。。。” 李莫愁倒地

荆轲大笑

李莫愁痛苦状:What happened? Why aren’t you hurt?

荆轲: We don't need any reason to win a person. Don't we? Do we? (赢

一个人需要理由么,不需要么,需要么?)

李莫愁:Momma always said: "Life is like a box of chocolates, Mochou. You never know what you're gonna get." I got it, Momma is right. 轲再次大笑

太子丹上(抱拳):How are you?

荆柯:Fine, thank you, and you?

太子丹:Oh my God! Could you give me an innovative answer to “How are you”?

荆柯:Sure!

太子丹:How are you?

荆柯:Fine, thank you, and your wife?

太子丹晕倒

荆柯:Hey, man, I’m kidding!

太子丹:Oh, I’m kidding too!(毕恭毕敬)May I have your name card, please? 荆轲从兜里掏出一卷纸,上面写着:

To be or not to be, that's a question.

阿三:Hero,we need your help.

荆柯:I am busy now!

太子丹:You can get a lot of money.

荆柯:I am very busy now!

阿三:IC, ID, IQ card?

荆柯:I am very very busy now!

阿三(手指上场的美女,激动状): Look! She is the most beautiful girl in the world. If you say O.K., she is yours.

荆柯(流口水):I have to say she is a very sexy and beautiful girl, but TCM is my only love!

阿三:What? What’s the TCM?

荆柯; Hey, guy! You look so smart but why you didn’t know TCM? Any of them can give you the answer.

阿三:Excuse me? What’s the TCM?

观众甲:TCM - Traditional Chinese MM .

太子丹:I must show you the trump card. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Lipton Slimming tea. It is a brand new product of Unilever China.

荆柯(激动):Slimming减食疗法 tea! I have dreamed of it for thousands of times. My wife always threatens to leave me if I couldn’t reduce my weight.

阿三:You want? Speak up if you want! Why do you keep silent? Why are you looking at me? Although your eyes are full of sincerity, I’m very glad, you still have to speak up. Take it! Do you really like? Really?你不是真的想要吧?难道你真的想要吗„„

荆柯(诚恳状) Just tell me what should I do? I will do anything for you. 太子丹与阿三(撞胯,击掌)Yeah!

Action Ш(《大话西游》主题曲响起)

荆珂挽着妻子,太子丹,阿三在后.

阿三:Hero, we have already reached Yishui River.

荆珂:Just stop here, please. Farewell, my friends

太子丹:I will miss you, baby.

(太子丹,阿三下。停顿。《泰坦尼克号》主题曲起,荆轲与妻子做Jack和rose

在船头的经典造型,忽然荆轲看到一个美女——此时一个中国古典美女经过,向荆轲抛媚眼,并抛下定情手绢。荆轲高兴的盯着美女看,妻子发觉不对,扭过头来。)

荆珂(急忙收敛):Darling, I love you.

妻子:I love you! You mean more to me than anything in this whole world!(《肖申克的救赎》)

荆珂(流泪) :I love you more. In spite of you and me and the whole silly world going to pieces around us, I love you. (哪怕是世界末日我都会爱着你,选自《飘》)

妻子:Well. Be a man, just do it! I will be right here waiting for you. 荆珂(欲走还留,执子之手又曰):Sweetheart! You must do me this honor... promise me you will survive... that you will never give up... no matter what happens... no matter how hopeless... promise me now, and never let go of that promise(泰坦尼克号沉船时,Jack对Rose的倾诉).

妻子:"I promise."

荆轲:"Never let go. “妻子:"I promise. I will never let go, Jack. I'll never let go."

(荆轲的发音和jack很像,所以加了一些《泰坦尼克号》的台词。) 妻子努力挤出几滴眼泪,

荆珂上船,渐渐远去

妻子:It’s a good day to die. Never come back. Never„„ Never„„ 妻子(掏出手机拨号,阿三接手机): Thank you very much. As soon as I get the life assurance $1000, 000, I will transfer half of it, $500,000 to your account.

10人英语搞笑小品剧本篇七:英语搞笑小品剧本1

Characters: Narrator(N), Salesman(S), Dad(D), Maggie(M), Alice(A), Candy(C), Policeman(P)

Preparation: 学校布景,做糖果用桌及相关材料,小贩家布景

Scene1(At Salesman’s home)

N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu „„ He is coming! S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I’m the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular,(展示),I don’t know why. The foolish students always come here. I’ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money„„

Oops! It’s time to make candies now.(看表)

First, put the flour on the table.

Then, water, sugar, flour.(边说边做)

Now press, press„„

Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(满不在意的神情)

Press, press„„

Oh, my god!(鼻涕)Never mind! Just do it!

Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK,hehehe„„ Now let me cut it into pieces!

One, two, three, four, five„„(用脏菜刀)

Wow, everything is ready!

糖果钻出来(跳舞),跳完后,非常难过地说:Oh, I’m so dirty and ugly! What can I do? The students will eat me! And they will be ill! Wuwuwu„

S: Mmmm„It looks dirty, let me give you a nice coat! (给它穿上) Wow! Now it’s so beautiful! Haha„„

C: Oh, no! Don’t sell me! I’m dirty!(拖糖果下场)

Scene2(At the school gate)

N: The next day, when the class is over, all the students come out happily and the salesman goes to the school gate as usual. (Maggie和Alice 欢快地跑出校门,看到小贩)

(小贩拉着糖上场,吆喝):Candies! Candies! Sweet candies! „„

M: Oh, Alice! Look! Candies!

A: Yeah! I think they are yummy!

M: Let’s ask him.

A: OK!

C: Don’t buy me!(非常焦急)

M&A: Why?

C: I’m dirty!

M: No, you look nice!

C: What can I do? (面向观众) Wuwuwu„(小贩将她拉在后面)

S: Candies! Candies!(引诱两个女孩)

M&A: How much are they?

S: Do you have money?(轻蔑)

M&A: Money?(对视)

M:Oh, I’ve no money!(失落之极)

A: Me too.

S: No money? So sorry!(吆喝着走开,下场)

M: What can we do now?

A: Let’s ask dad for money.

M: But how to ask?

A: How?„Oh,I know ,let’s make him happy ,and he will give us money.(自信)

M: Good idea!(全部下场)

Scene 3:(At Maggie’s home)

N: The children have to go home and ask dad for some money, and they know their father is good at playing guitar, so they will do something clever. (爸爸看报)

M: Dad,dad,let’s sing a song ,OK? (同时Alice去取吉他准备拿给爸爸) A: And play the guitar for us!

M: We know you play so well!

(爸爸诧异地看着孩子)

D: Oh? What a bright day today!

M&A: Please, dad!(哀求)

D:OKOK! Let’s.

(取吉他,开始准备)D: Which song do you like? How about Edelweiss? M&A: Of course!

(开始弹,第一段孩子随节奏起舞,第二段孩子开始轻声讨论起来“you first”之类的话,爸爸停止弹琴。)

D: What’s the matter?

M: Dad, we have no money!

A: Can we have some please?

D: I think you have lots of pocket money ,and you don’t need any more. M:I want to buy some candies at the school gate.

A: They look so sweet and nice!

M: Other students always buy them!

D: But„„You can’t ! They are quite unhealthy. Please go and do your homework..(置之不理,转头看报,孩子回到房间)

M: What shall we do now?

A: Let me think „well, I know!(轻声在Maggie耳边说)

M: Oh, you are so clever! Let’s go.(回到爸爸身边)

M: Dad, I want a new eraser!

A: I want a longer ruler!

M&A: Dad, please!

D: Things are expensive these days. We have to save money!

M: But dad, my eraser is too small now!(拿出破橡皮来给爸爸看)

A: And my ruler is broken.(拿出断尺)

D: OK, children. I believe you this time, make sure, don’t buy the food at the school gate. It’s unhealthy! Do you know?

M&A: Yes, sir!

D: Here you are !( 给钱)

M&A: Thanks very much, dad! Bye!(非常高兴,下场)

N: The next day, when the class is over ,Maggie and Alice come to the salesman again. They are happy to buy the candies and then have them, but soon they feel a stomachache.

(孩子高兴地买了糖,边吃边回家,小贩下场,孩子到家后肚子痛)

M: Aiyo!„„(两人躬着背进场)

A: „„.

D: What’s wrong?

M: I’ve a stomachache!

A: Me too!

D: What did you eat? The food at the school gate?

M: Yes. We had some candies just now.

A: I had some too!

D: Oh! You’ve cheated me! You bought the candies instead of the eraser and ruler. I always tell you that don’t buy the food at the school gate, they are unhealthy!(生气)

M: But they look nice!

A: And tastes good!

M&A: Aiyo„„

D:Well, Let’s go to the salesman together and have a look!

M&A: OK.

Scene 4: (At the school gate)

N: When they get to the school gate, a policeman is asking the salesman to go away.

(正走到校门口,发现警察驱赶校门口的小贩)

P: Hey! You shouldn’t stay here, leave now!

C: Let’s go home, let’s go home! (轻声并拉小贩)

S: No! My candies are nice and popular here! And„

C: You are telling a lie! I’m very dirty and unhealthy!

M&A: Dad, it’s him! Aiyo„(指着小贩)

D: He?

(警察走过来问爸爸,朝小孩)

P: What’s the matter with them?

D: They got a stomachache after having his candies.

S: Really? But I’ve never heard of it. And„„

10人英语搞笑小品剧本篇八:四人英语搞笑话剧剧本

甲:Hello,every one, have you ever seen the movie<Avatar>? Yeah, you are right, I'm the director-- Cameron Diaz, applaud , thank you....Recently, I will direct a new movie called < Avatar 2 >, today, there will be a audition and I will select three actresses who can get the chance to perform in this film with famous actress---Anne Hathaway,OK, let's begin. At first , talent show, number one, let's welcome.

乙:(风情万种,妖娆妩媚地走进来,给观众一个飞

吻):oh,honey,dear,sweet,darling director, the most beautiful charming, sexy girl is coming , every body knows me, right? Yeah, I'm Nicole Kidman, open your eyes as big as you can and hold your breath, there will be a unique, fantastic dance show for you, I believe that all of you will be crazy about it ,(打个响指) come some music.(搞笑舞,自由发挥). (跳完,鞠躬,向观众谢幕), thank you,(面向导演), honey, is it a wonderful performance?

甲:(作目瞪口呆状),

乙:(在甲眼前晃手),oh, darling, are you Ok?

甲:eh...my god, have you use some stimulant drugs this morning, you make my nerves nervous. Get out , next one.

乙:oh no ...sweet ,you break my heart...(掩面离去)

丙:oh it seems to be serious. God bless me(画个十字架,镇定地走到甲面前,伸出手), nice to meet you, director.

甲:(与之握手),nice to meet you too,so, introduce yourself please.

丙:I'm Celine Dion, you know, I don't have too many

achievements, I just won five Grammy awards, 12 World Music Awards, 7 American Music Awards , 21 Juno Awards and(做沉思状) oh, I forget it , a Oscar Award, (同学鼓掌,乙作安抚状),oh, calm down, calm down,it's just a piece of cake for me ,you know, I....

甲:ok ,stop, time is limited, just begin

丙:OK!!! I'll use my first signature song to conquer you --my heart will go on, just enjoy it.

near, far, wherever you are

i believe that the heart does go on

once more, you opened the door(甲stop stop,丙不理,继续作深情状)

and you're here in my heart,

and my heart will go on and on.

甲:guard ,guard,help,drag this mad woman out.

Oh, I'm dying,hope the next one will give me a surprise 丁:(对着乙的背影,沉思状)to be,or not to be,it's a

question!(走到甲面前牵起她的手做亲吻状),I'm glad to see you,my dear princess.

甲(做娇羞状):oh, it's really a big surprise,so what's your name?

丁:My name? Oh, wait a minute. Do you know Trish Regan?(甲,白痴的摇头),eh..,it's ok,then how about Robin Meade?(摇头),and Melissa Theuriau?(摇头),(丁,情绪激动),you know nothing, how can you sit in here.

甲(指门,气愤状),you you you.....

丁:ok ok, it doesn't matter, you needn't learn about them, but you must know me, the most famous hostess who will catch up with those person and become the greatest poet---oprah! 甲:I don't care who you are, just show me your talent.

丁:ok ,listen,one poem,I have had found my best love, but I didn’t treasure her. When I lost her, I regret. It’s the most pain in the world. If God can give me another chance, I will say there words to her “I love you”!

甲(起鸡皮疙瘩状):oh, I can't stand, show you the door,

丁(转身离开,继续台词):If there is a time limit, I hope, it is (回头,对甲)10 thousand years.

甲:oh, it's really a terrible ,awful, horrible day,why it is such difficult to find an excellent actress.Oh, I'm dying,you three, come here,

三人跑进来,乙妩媚状:honey, you like my dance,right? 丙镇静状:director,you like my singing,right?

丁深情状:princess,you like my poet,right?

三人同声:we are past,right?

甲:eh..Thank you for your eh..Wonderful performance,but,I'm sorry to tell you ....(接电话) What? Nobody comes here except they three,oh...god.(挂电话,低头),you three,(抬头),pass!

三人欢呼,说:we make it,we are superstar!

乙(甜蜜状):that's very sweet of you,we love you so much(飞个吻)

甲:you know, you are not good enough now, but I'm look forward

to your progress.Do you have confidence? 三人齐答:yes,we do!

甲伸手,三人搭上,同声,fight,fight,fight!

10人英语搞笑小品剧本篇九:英语小品剧本

这里有四个剧本,选好了告诉梅珍哦《追星》《Little Red Riding Hood》搞笑5人剧本《西门吹雪与叶孤城》凄美感人英语爱情话剧剧本-《The Coastline of Tears》

英语小品剧本《追星》 人物:追星A, 追星B,追星C,明星,车主 旁白 经纪人 旁白:

A girl is crazy about a star called Handsome+人名. Even when she is asleep, she can dream that man. A:(打哈欠),I need to go to bed, Im so sleepy.(打哈欠)边走边

英语小品剧本《追星》

人物:追星A, 追星B,追星C,明星,车主 旁白 经纪人

旁白:A girl is crazy about a star called Handsome+人名. Even when she is asleep, she can dream that man.

A:(打哈欠),I need to go to bed, I’m so sleepy.(打哈欠)——边走边说 (趴在讲台上睡)

(进入梦乡)

旁白:In her dream……

(上台摆两个凳子,A做一个)

A:Oh, it’s a fine day. (假装看天) (然后突然不经意的拿起一本书翻看) 明星:(上台):Oh, it’s a fine day. (然后坐凳子)

(A看着看着书,就不经意的往旁边看,然后再看看书,突然感觉不对劲,在意外的往旁边看,看到了自己最喜爱的那个明星,十分激动,不敢相信这是真的) A:Are you … are you that … super star?(激动地说不出话)

明星:(随意的回答) Yes, what’s wrong?

A: I’m your fan,super fan. Your photos are full of my bedroom, no, they are full of my house, including kitchen, living room, bedrooms, and… and toilet.

(激动,后面讲到厕所时,还有点不好意思)

(当明星听到厕所时,很惊讶)

明星:You are too…enthusiastic [in,θju:zi'?stik]. (有点嫌弃) A: Can you give me your signature?

(讲到签名,明星就兴奋了)

明星:Ok ,of course!

A:(大声喊)Oh ,I will have the Handsome______’s signature (突然,两个人跑过来,B把A给推开了然后两人问明星要签名)

B:Please ,please give me signature!!!!!!!

C: No, give it to me, to me!!!

(两人抢着,A一人孤零零的站在旁边,)

A: Why the result is this ?(抱头痛哭,边走边哭,然后走到睡觉的那个地方,

恢复原来的样子,还有点啜泣)

A: Er? Where is it? Oh,it’s just a dream , but ,it’s a bad dream. It’s too early, I want sleep.(又趴下去)

旁白:In her second dream, the scene is at the crossroads.

A: Look at the tall buildings, they like the …like the …I don’t have any adjrectives to describe them.

(明星上场,走在对面,也在欣赏某些东西)

A:Oh ,look at there, that man is like a star ! Oh ,Oh ,Oh ,(一次比一次激动)he is …..he is…..Handsome_______!I want his signature! But there is too much cars, What can I do? What can I do? I don’t care this any more, the signature is more important!

(正当他准备过马路时,车主做开车动作来了,将要撞A,A很害怕)

车主:Look out!

A:Don’t come here, don’t come here!(闭着眼睛) (车主迅速下台) (A突然站起来,睁开眼睛)

A:A dream .too? Oh, my god, Why do I always can’t get the signature? No, I must get it, sleep again! Yes ,sleep! But ,why do I stand here? I should lie in the bed. Whether these, I must go to bed and get the signature!(趴着又睡)

旁白:In her third dream

(明星在签名,A前面有B, C)

经纪人:One by one,Don’t be wrought-up

A: Yeah,I can get it at last. Before me ,there are only two people. (到B)

B:I love you very much. My dreamlover.

明星:Thank you

(B下,C上)

C: Oh,I meet you ,can I hug with you ?

明星:Sure.

(两人抱了一下)

(到A)

A: I can get your signature in the end! I’m so excited

(明星面目有点难受的样子,手捂着肚子)

明星:Sorry, can I go to the toilet for a moment? My stomach is hurt a lot.(难受)

A: Yes, make yourselfe at home.

(过来一会儿)

A: Handsome_______ has gone to toilet for such a long time. Is he ok? 经纪人对A说:Sorry, the girl, Handsome_____ perhaps can’tcome here to give you signature, He is too hurt. He went home.

A: Ah? Why always me ? (伤心地离开,走到睡着的地方)

(突然起身)

A :Why always me ? I only want a signature~~ ai~~ What time is it now ? (看了一下钟,表情惊讶) It’s near 8 o’clock .I can’t arrive at the

school on time! Oh no ,hurry up hurry up

Little Red Riding Hood

第一场:Little Red Riding Hood家

Mum: (妈妈拿着一个篮子,把桌子上的水果放在篮子里)

Little Red Riding Hood:(唱着歌,欢快地跑进来)Hi,mummy, what are you doing?

Mum: (一边把水果放在篮子里,心事重重地说)Grandma is ill. Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma. Take them to Grandma.

Little Red Riding Hood:(边提起篮子,边点头说)Ok!

Mum: (亲切地看着Little Red Riding Hood说) Be good. Be careful. Little Red Riding Hood: Yes ,mummy.Goodbye, mummy.

Mum: Bye-bye. Darling.

第二场:在路上

(一阵轻快的音乐由远而近,Little Red Riding Hood挎着篮子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁)

Little Red Riding Hood: Wow!Flowers, how beautiful! (放下篮子采花)One flower ,two flowers, three flowers.

Wolf:(wolf大步地走上台)I am wolf. I am hungry. (做找东西状,东张西望) Here is a little red riding hood. Hi! Little Red Riding Hood. Where are you going? (做狡猾的样子和Little Red Riding Hood打招呼)

Little Red Riding Hood:(手摸辫子,天真地回答)To Grandma‟s.Grandma is ill. Wolf:(自言自语)I' ll eat Grandma. But……(对Little Red Riding Hood说)Hey, look! 6 little baby ducks.

Little Red Riding Hood:(和6只鸭子随着音乐翩翩起舞)

Wolf:(悄悄地藏到大树后)

Little Red Riding Hood:(停止跳舞)Hello! Baby ducks,how are you? Six Ducks:We‟ re fine.Thank you. Where are you going?

Little Red Riding Hood:To Grandma‟s.Oh, I must go, bye.

Six Ducks:Goodbye.

第三场:Grandma家

Grandma: (喘着气出场,颤颤悠悠地走到床前,吃力地坐到床边,喘了几口,打几个哈欠,慢吞吞地躺倒在床上。)

Wolf:(从树后出来,边走边说)I am very hungry now. (做找寻的样子)Where is Grandma‟ s house? (高兴地对观众说)Aha , it‟s here.(敲门)Bang, Bang, Bang.

Grandma: Who is it?

Wolf:(装出Little Red Riding Hood的声音,一边得意地摇动尾巴,一边说)It‟s me. Little Red Riding Hood.

Grandma: (边说边起床) Come in, come in.

Wolf:(得意洋洋地走到床边) Grandma , I‟ll eat you.

Grandma: (惊慌失措地抓紧衣服,瞪着眼睛,边叫迫从床上滚到地上) 灰狼把外婆吞到了肚子里。

Wolf:(得意地拍拍肚子,翘起大拇指)Yummy!I‟ll sleep.

Little Red Riding Hood:(高兴地敲门)Grandma.Grandma.

Wolf:(装扮成Grandma的声音) Who is it?

Little Red Riding Hood:It‟s me。Little Red Riding Hood. What a strange noise! Wolf:Come in, Come in.

Little Red Riding Hood:(蹦跳着进来,把篮子放在桌子上,走到床前一看,跳回几步)Oh! What are big ears!

Wolf:I can listen to your sweet voice.

Little Red Riding Hood:Wow! What a big eyes!

Wolf:I can see you pretty face.

Little Red Riding Hood:Oh! What a big hand.

Wolf:I can hug you.

Little Red Riding Hood:(跪在床前,拉起Wolf的手,边摸边说)Look! What a big hands?

Wolf:(从床上跳起来说)I can eat you!

Little Red Riding Hood:(拼命地跑)Oh!No! No!

Wolf:(追到Little Red Riding Hood,做吃状,拍拍肚子说)It‟s delicious. I still sleep. I like sleeping.

Hunter: (一边拿着枪,一边做寻找状出场)Where‟s the wolf? Look! A door.(推门)The wolf is sleeping.

Wolf:(发出呼呼的响声)

Hunter: (端起枪想打,又放下)What a big stomach! (摸摸Wolf的肚子)Grandma and Little Red Riding Hood are inside .I must be hurry.(从桌子上拿起剪刀,举起) Look! Scissors. (做剪Wolf的肚子)Cut, cut, cut.

Little Red Riding Hood/Grandma:Thank you.

Hunter: Grandma ,give me some needles and thread. Little Riding Hood ,Give me some stones.

Grandma: (从桌子上拿来针线)

Little Red Riding Hood:(搬来几个石头)One, two, three.

Hunter: (把小石头装进Wolf的衣服里)

Grandma: I'll thread it.

Hunter: (拿起枪)Woke up!

Wolf:(起床,两手托着大肚子)My stomach is so heavy.

Hunter: You big bad wolf, raise your arms!

Wolf:(边跑边说) Help! Don‟t shot me!

Hunter: (开枪)Bang, bang!

Wolf: (应声倒下)

Hunter: The bad wolf is dead.

Little Red Riding Hood和Grandma:Yeah! Thank you.

凄美感人英语爱情话剧剧本-The Coastline of Tears

The Coastline of Tears

by Belle Wang

一部很好4人剧本,一个凄美的爱情故事。他们在海岸线上相遇...... Cast

Angela

Brook

Charlotte

Aside

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Angela‟s diary

Summary: Two lovers are dead, but they still can not give up each other. The sad, haunted, romantic story of love will begin at the beautiful coastline of

tears….

Scene I

I usually see a boy at the coastline sitting by the beach whether it‟s a sunny or rainy day….

Angela: I‟m wondering who you are waiting for, because you are always here. Brook: I‟m waiting for a girl! She went away by the boat, and it takes a long time for here to return.

Angela: Who is she?

Brook: Her face is fading out in my heart gradually. Now, the only thing I can remember is that I used to be attached to her.

Angela: Then, who are you?

Brook: I have no idea. All I know is that “I‟m waiting-man.”

Angela: It‟s time to go. You‟d better leave here. It‟s freezing tonight.

10人英语搞笑小品剧本篇十:搞笑英语话剧剧本


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