英语话剧短剧本

导读：　英语话剧短剧本篇一：6人英语小品短话剧剧本 ...

英语话剧短剧本篇一：6人英语小品短话剧剧本

6人英语小品短话剧剧本

A(衣衫褴褛） B（衣着光鲜） C小花 D小草 E椅子 F新闻记者

B坐在E上吃东西，A一乞丐上前

A：先生，先生，请给我些面包，谢谢，我饿得不行了。

B：（厌恶）让开，让开。（然后便起身离开，这时他的钱包掉到E上头了）

A：先生，先生（A看见后，立即拾起，追上了走远的B）

B：让开，让开啊，我没吃的了，也没钱了（看也不看A，仍自顾自地走了）

C：他真愚蠢啊

D：是啊是啊（D点头附和）

A：可„„先生„„您听我说„„（仍拉着B衣服的后摆）

B：挖，你这人怎么这么讨厌！（还是没有回头看A一眼）

C：椅子啊，你会不会觉得刚刚坐在你身上的人特愚蠢？

E：唉，人总是这么愚蠢啊~~~~

D：是啊是啊

与此同时A与B还在纠缠，这时E终于隐忍不住爆发了。

E：先生！你的钱包丢了！你怎么这么傻啊。

A与B同时回头，看见了那会说话的椅子E，吓昏过去了。这一幕恰巧被经过的F看见了。于是F就报道了这一事件。

F：大家好，我是新闻记者F，今天我看见了一个奇异的现象，一个椅子说话了，两个人被吓昏了，下面我将采访一下被吓昏的两个人。

B：哦，上帝，哦，妈妈。

F：这个人傻了，我们不鸟他了，下面我采访一下另一个人吧，请问你为什么不告诉他，他的钱包丢了？

A：对不起，我不知道“钱包”这个单词怎么讲„„

F：通过这一事件，我们可以认识到，掌握一门外语的重要性，以及金钱给人类带来的影响。是吗，椅子？

E：是啊，是啊（E傻傻地拼命点头）

C：唉，人可真愚蠢，椅子也被他们弄傻了。

D：谁让这是一个童话呢„„

为了配合马可的英文翻译，所以台词能简单就简单啦。下面是马可的英文翻译。

A:sir,sir,please give me a piece of bread.thank you,sir.I'm hungry to die.

B:get away,get away,dirty man.

A:sir,sir!!

B:run away,please run away.I have no food,and I don't have money,either.

C:hey,xiao D,he is so foolish,isn't he?

D:yes,yes.

A:but....sir....please listen to me.....

B:wa,why are you so disgusting!!

C:hey,chair,do you feel the man sat on you a moment ago is very stupid.

E:ai,pretty flower,do you know,men are always very silly.

D:yes,yes!!

E:sir!you lost your wallet!can't you be more clever?

F:good morning,everybody.I'm a jonrnist F. Today I saw a very weird thing--a chair open her mouth,and two men are frightened to faint.now,I will intenview the two nozzy man.

B:wo,my god,wo,my,mum.

F:I'm sorry to tell you this man has been mad.we needn't take notice of him.let me interview the other man,hello,man,can you tell men why didn't you tell him he lost his wallet?

A:I'm sorry,I don't know how to speak "钱包" in english......

F:dear audience,through this thing we can learn that how improtant it is to mastery a foreign language,and how lagre the money affect us.is that all right,chair?

E:yes,yes. （本文来自天空剧本网 ）

C:ai,men is so silly.

D:don't believe us,it is just a fairly tale.

英语话剧短剧本篇二：小学生英语话剧小剧本

小学生英语话剧小剧本（小红帽）

第一场：Little Red Riding Hood家

Mum： (妈妈拿着一个篮子，把桌紫的水果放在篮子里）

Little Red Riding Hood:(唱着歌，欢快地跑进来）Hi,mummy, what are you doing?

Mum： （一边把水果放在篮子里，心事重重地说）Grandma is ill. Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma. Take them to Grandma.

Little Red Riding Hood：（边提起篮子，边点头说）Ok!

Mum： （亲切地看着Little Red Riding Hood说） Be good. Be careful.

Little Red Riding Hood： Yes ,mummy．Goodbye, mummy.

Mum： Bye-bye. Darling.

第二场：在路上

(一阵轻快的音乐远而近，Little Red Riding Hood挎着篮子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁)

Little Red Riding Hood： Wow！Flowers, how beautiful! （放下篮子采花）One flower ,two flowers, three flowers.

Wolf：（随着一阵低沉的音乐，Wolf大步地走上台）I am wolf. I am hungry. (做找东西状,东张西望) Here is a little red riding hood. Hi! Little Red Riding Hood. Where are you going? (做狡猾的样子和Little Red Riding Hood打招呼)

Little Red Riding Hood：(手摸辫子，天真地回答)To Grandma’s．Grandma is ill.

Wolf：（自言自语）I' ll eat Grandma. But……（对Little Red Riding Hood说）Hey, look! 6 little baby ducks.

Little Red Riding Hood：(和6只鸭子随着音乐翩翩起舞)

Wolf：（悄悄地藏到大树后）

Little Red Riding Hood：（停止跳舞）Hello! Baby ducks，how are you?

Six Ducks：We’ re fine．Thank you． Where are you going?

Little Red Riding Hood：To Grandma’s．Oh, I must go, bye.

Six Ducks：Goodbye．

第三场：Grandma家

Grandma： （喘着气出场，颤颤悠悠地走到床前，吃力地坐到床边，喘了几口，打几个哈欠，慢吞吞地躺倒在床上。）

Wolf：（从树后出来，边走边说）I am very hungry now. (做找寻的样子)Whereis Grandma’ s house? (高兴地对观众说)Aha , it’s here.(敲门)Bang, Bang, Bang．

Grandma： Who is it？

Wolf：（装出Little Red Riding Hood的声音，一边得意地摇动尾巴，一边说）

It’s me. Little Red Riding Hood.

Grandma： (边说边起床) Come in, come in.

Wolf：(得意洋洋地走到床边) Grandma , I’ll eat you.

Grandma： （惊慌失措地抓紧衣服，瞪着眼睛，边叫迫从床上滚到地上） 灰狼把外婆吞到了肚子里。

Wolf：（得意地拍拍肚子，翘起大拇指） Yummy！I’ll sleep.

Little Red Riding Hood：(高兴地敲门) Grandma．Grandma．

Wolf：(装扮成Grandma的声音) Who is it？

Little Red Riding Hood：It’s me。Little Red Riding Hood. What a strange noise!

Wolf：Come in， Come in. （本文来自天空剧本网）

Little Red Riding Hood：(蹦跳着进来，把篮子放在桌子上，走到床前一看，

跳回几步) Oh! What are big ears!

Wolf：I can listen to your sweet voice.

Little Red Riding Hood：Wow! What a big eyes!

Wolf：I can see you pretty face.

Little Red Riding Hood：Oh! What a big hand.

Wolf：I can hug you.

Little Red Riding Hood：（跪在床前，拉起Wolf的手，边摸边说）

Look! What a big hands?

Wolf：(从床上跳起来说) I can eat you!

Little Red Riding Hood：(拼命地跑) Oh！No! No!

Wolf：（追到Little Red Riding Hood，做吃状，拍拍肚子说）

It’s delicious. I still sleep. I like sleeping.

Hunter： (一边拿着枪，一边做寻找状出场)Where’s the wolf? Look! A

door．(推门)The wolf is sleeping.

Wolf：(发出呼呼的响声)

Hunter： (端起枪想打，又放下)What a big stomach! (摸摸Wolf的肚子)

Grandma and Little Red Riding Hood are inside .I must be hurry． (从桌紫拿起剪刀，举起) Look! Scissors. (做剪Wolf的肚子)Cut, cut, cut.

Little Red Riding Hood/Grandma：Thank you．

Hunter： Grandma ,give me some needles and thread．

Little Riding Hood ,Give me some stones．

Grandma： (从桌紫拿来针线)

Little Red Riding Hood：(搬来几个石头)One, two, three.

Hunter： (把小石头装进Wolf的衣服里)

Grandma： I'll thread it.

Hunter： (拿起枪)Woke up!

Wolf：(起床，两手托着大肚子)My stomach is so heavy.

Hunter： You big bad wolf, raise your arms!

Wolf：(边跑边说) Help! Don’t shot me!

Hunter： （开枪）Bang, bang!

Wolf： (应声倒下)

Hunter： The bad wolf is dead．

Little Red Riding Hood和Grandma：Yeah! Thank you．

Little Red Riding Hood、Grandma、Hunter（一起鞠躬）: Thank you

英语话剧短剧本篇三：7人英语短剧剧本

7人英语短剧剧本

N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, Xu …… He is coming!

S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I’ m the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular .I don’t know why. The foolish students always come here. I’ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money……Oops! It’s time to make candies now. (看表)First, put the flour on the table. Then, water, sugar, flour. (边说边做) Now press, press……Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it! (满不在意的情) Press, press……Oh, my god!(鼻涕)Never mind! Just do it! Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK, He He He……Now let me cut it into pieces! One, two, three, four, five……（用脏菜刀） Wow, everything is ready! 糖果钻出来（跳舞），跳完后，非常难过地说：Oh, I’m so dirty and ugly! What can I do? The students will eat me! And they will be ill! Wu Wu Wu…

S: Mmmm…It looks dirty. Let me give you a nice coat! (给它穿上) Wow! Now it’s so beautiful! Ha ha……

C: Oh, no! Don’t sell me! I’m dirty! (拖糖果下场)

Scene2（At the school gate）

N: The next day, when the class is over, all the students come out happily and the salesman goes to the school gate as usual.

(Maggie和Alice 欢快地跑出校门，看到小贩)(小贩拉着糖上场，)：Candies! Candies! Sweet candies! ……

M: Oh, Alice! Look! Candies!

A: Yeah! I think they are yummy!

M: Let’s ask him.

A: OK!

C: Don’t buy me！（非常焦急）

M&A: Why?

C: I’m dirty！

M: No, you look nice!

C: What can I do? (面向观众) Wuwuwu…(小贩将她拉在后面)

S: Candies! Candies!（引诱两个女孩）

M&A: How much are they?

S: Do you have money?（轻蔑）

M&A: Money?(对视)

M: Oh, I’ve no money!（失落之极）

A: Me too.

S: No money? So sorry!(吆喝着走开，下场)

M: What can we do now?A: Let’s ask dad for money.

M: But how to ask?

A: How? … Oh, I know, let’s make him happy, and he will give us money.（自信）

M: Good idea! (全部下场)

英语话剧短剧本篇四：守株待兔英语短剧剧本

守株待兔（英语短剧） 剧本

你可以自己调节角色~

（因为是搞笑，所以不必太拘谨。普通台词意思对即可。）

[开始。树）上台安静地屹立到舞台较后方。导演（范冰）走到台前]

导演：Action！[跑下台]

[农夫冷酷地上。]

农夫：I’m a farmer.（稍停顿）[走两步]A modern farmer.（掏出墨镜戴上）[冷酷地走两步，突然被绊了一跤，回头生气地踢了下绊自己的石头，继续保持冷酷]When I was yong,I

studied in Nan~tong Middle School[掏出胸卡骄傲地展示给观众看，收起]！So I’m rich now！

[开始展示名牌，边说边掏]Look！This is my modern mobile——Motorola WC 250！This is my Swatch!This my MP3!This is my shoes——ADI~DAS!This is… [不经意地掏出一个苹果]Oh,sorry. And look at this![从怀里掏出痒痒挠] Do U know what’s this？痒痒挠？No no no~~It’s my modern——锄头~！！[看下表]It’s time to do some farming！[开始弯下腰做出锄地的动作，锄了两下，突然] Oh yes!I think farming should be combined with music![掏出MP3戴上，开始很有激情地边锄地边唱]Farming farming,I’m farming!Farming should be combined with music~!Farming farming,I’m farming!Farming will be funny and easy~![边唱边锄边慢慢下台，把没用的道具拿走，把有用的道具准备在口袋里] [树走上前台]

树：I’m a tree!I can do many things!I can sing![做出疯狂摇滚歌手的动作，边做边唱：哼哼哈西！！！]I can dance![跳四小天鹅]I’m tall!And I’m Strong!IF you hit me,you will 挂掉！Oh?There comes a rabbit! [引导观众看兔子A)。树站回后台]

[兔子A上]

兔子A（一开始不知道状况。以为自己扮演周杰伦，所以很热情地上场跟观众打招呼）：Hey everybody,I’m Jay!I love U!I love Nantong![展示新专辑《十一月的肖邦》]Now let me sing one of my new songs to U！The name of the song is 《发如雪》！[清清嗓子正要唱，这时候导演（范冰）上]

导演：[拿手中纸筒狠狠打了下兔子A的头]What are U doing?! Now U are a

rabbit,understand?![兔子A：Sorry sorry sorry] [导演边说边夺过《十一月的肖邦》。导演下台之前，看了下《十》] What’s this?[看了看，惊喜地]Oh!It’s mine！（很兴奋地拿着下场）

兔子A：OK,now I’m a rabbit. I just had my breakfast. Now I’m just walking around here. I think walking after meals is good for my health. [在场上转圈，悠闲散步]

[农夫继续锄地，边锄边上场，突然看见前面有个兔子]

农夫：（惊喜地）Lunch！[扔掉痒痒挠]I will catch it！ [偷偷摸摸地跟到兔子后面走]

[农夫跟在兔子后面。两个人走啊走。兔子突然回头。农夫假装看手表。两人继续走。兔子回头。农夫假装看天气。两人继续走。兔子回头。农夫假装打手机。两人继续走，兔子回头。这次农夫冷酷地把枪口对准了兔子。]

兔子A：Wahhhh~!（吓一跳）What’s this！

农夫：Hnnnn…！I will kill U for lunch!

兔子A：But your gun… [帮农夫把枪头调转过来（农夫一开始把枪对着自己）]

农夫：Thank you!

兔子A：My pleasure. （突然想起来农夫要杀自己） Wah~~~~~~ [兔子跑，躲到树后面，农夫追到树前]

农夫：Where~ to go? Haha!

[农夫开了一枪“砰”。兔子在树后惊慌躲闪，没被打到。树做出受伤中弹状。 农夫又开枪，同上。 农夫开始加快频率，火力密集地开枪。兔子开始时惊慌躲闪，躲着躲着跳起舞来。树继续痛苦中弹状。]

兔子A[自我陶醉中，边跳边说]You didn’t hurt me! You didn’t hurt me！

树：[痛苦万分地]But…U…Hurt me….[痛苦地慢慢挪动到兔子背后]

[兔子继续兴奋地跳舞。农夫停止开枪，走到兔子面前，看着它。 兔子猛然抬头发现]

农夫：Ah ha~! Bye bye ! [举枪对准兔子，开枪，没声音，看看枪，示意没子弹了。兔子见状，非常兴奋地大笑起来]

兔子A：Ha ha ha ha! You can’t kill me now！ [兴奋大笑，笑到抽筋，笑到后仰。突然头撞倒了后面的树] Wa ！[兔子晕两下~~ “我倒！” 倒地]

农夫：OH! [很兴奋地过去两个手指提起兔子]My lunch , I caught you !!! [想一下] But I’m still full now.Let me tie it to the tree and have a sleep.I will eat it after sleeping.[把兔子绑到树上。倒地睡到树旁边]

……

兔子A：[兔子很快醒了，看看四周，发现自己被绑了，很惊讶]Where am I? What happened?

树：[指着农夫]He caught you and wanted to eat you.

兔子A：What?! I must leave here! But how can I escape？[东张西望，看到农夫的手机]

[兔子不知不觉地把树杈移开，走到手机前看了看]咦？What’s this？[捡起来看]Oh,a

mobile.[再看]It’s beautiful.[放回原处。 又自觉地把自己绑在树上。 突然想起来]A mobile！Maybe I can call some one to help me！ [又不知不觉地把自己放出来，那起手机] But how to use it？？？

树：[走上前]Let me tell U.Look,press this button![给兔子]

兔子A：Oh I see. [做出打电话的样子] 喂？

李咏：[上台，激情澎湃地] Hello！This is lucky fifty-two！[做出幸运52的手势]I’m Liyong！Now let’s start our first question！What’s the most probable relation between 康熙 and 雍正？ A. Husband and wife B.Teacher and student C.Waiter and costomer Answer me,please!

兔子A：（很冷漠地）Sorry， wrong number.[挂掉]

李咏：Answer me!Answer me! En..?喂？喂喂？[很郁闷地下台]

兔子A：Now let me call again.[拨打] 喂？

兔子B：喂？

兔子A：Hey Jackey！

兔子B：Hey tommy!

兔子A：How are you doing?

兔子B：Fine,thank you.And U?

兔子A：I’m fine too!How are your parents doing?

兔子B：They are fine,thank you.And U?

兔子A：They are fine,too!How is your uncle doing?

兔子B：He’s fine,thank you!And U?

兔子A：He’s fine , too!

兔子B：But why do you call me? If you want borrow some money from me…NO WAY!!!

兔子A：No no no!I’m in danger now!Come and help me!!!

兔子B：But where are you?

兔子A：I’m under a tree!

兔子B：[边打电话边在附近走，经过兔子A面前，两个人还没发现]What can you see around you?

兔子A：I see a rabbit ,rather like you!

兔子B：A rabbit…rather like me… OK! I’ll soon come!Wait for me! I will help you! [匆匆离开]

[兔子A 打完电话，小心翼翼地把手机放回农夫处，还很有礼貌地说了句“Thank you.” 然后又很自觉地把自己绑回了树上]

兔子A：Hahaha!My friend will come and save me,yeah! [兴奋过度，后仰，头又撞倒树上，昏眩中…“我晕！” 又晕了]

[兔子B上。]兔子B：I’m also rabbit！I’m clever! I’m brave ! And I’m strong! [展示肌肉] OH！My friend is here!Let me help him out! [费力地想把树枝（双臂）挪开，使了几次劲，还是不行] It’s too tight! I must think of a good way! [看到农夫扔掉的痒痒挠] Let’s see,what’s this！A 锄头！[装作打高尔夫球，试了试锄头手感]Oh,it’s nice.[走到树面前，正要砍]

树：Stop！！！What will you do?

兔子B：I will cut you down to save my friend.

树：O. [突然醒悟] What?! Cut me down?! Teachers told us that we should protect the environment! Understand?!

兔子B：Oh yes！You are right! [扔掉锄头] I have to think of another idea! [想了想] Oh!![灵感突来][看了看手表] Oh it’s time to do morning exercise ！Come on! [开始带头做早操。做着做着对树说“Follow me！” （企图让树动起来，两只手松开，这样就可以救出兔子A）树

也开始跟着做起早操。 兔子B轻轻上前，想救出兔子A。但是树的广播操动作恰好都是会挡住营救的。兔子B狂汗… -_-b 广播操毕。树继续绑着兔子A]

兔子B：Why?! Maybe I need another idea. Oh!I’v got it！Music！ [音响放起泰坦尼克号主题曲高潮前奏。 兔子B抱住树，企图引导树像女主角一样张开双臂，放出兔子A。树渐渐陶醉，手缓缓松开。兔子B正要搭救同伴，突然兔子A两只手张开，成了女主角动作。树又抱住了兔子A的腰，成了男主角动作。树和A陶醉其中。B要唤醒A：“Wake up!Wake up!”

兔子A沉醉其中，完全不理它，还用脚踹走要救它的B：“Don’t disturb me！”继续陶醉。]

兔子B：（无奈ing…）Stop！！！（音乐停） （沮丧）I can’t save my friend…[掏出纸巾想要擦汗，带出10块钱，掉在地上]

树：Money！[一个箭步冲上去捡起钱，回到原位并且对着太阳验钞。]

兔子A：[看四周] I’m free!!!Oh yes,I’m free!Thank you,Jackey! [慢动作深情扑向兔子B] Jackey~~~~ [突然兔子B低头系鞋带。兔子A控制不住一下子撞在树上，晕两下说：“暴头！”死翘。] [兔子B见状冲上去，深情地搂住A：“Tommy!Tommy！”[伤心地俯下身子，紧紧抱住A]

[这时睡觉中的农夫突然一个翻身，又把B压在了下面]

兔子B：I…can’t….breath……I’m dying!!!! [也翘了]

农夫：[农夫这时候醒了。擦了下口水，看见两只兔子] En..?Two rubbits! I rememer I have caught just one?! Oh,maybe I drank too much.

[兴奋地一手提一只兔子，哼着小曲下场]

树：[还在验钞的树正在高兴，突然发现是假钞]A！It’s a fake！Wait for me！[追下去]

英语话剧短剧本篇五：英语话剧 小红帽剧本

《小红帽》剧本

第一场：Little Red Riding Hood家

Mum： (妈妈拿着一个篮子，把桌子上的水果放在篮子里）

Little Red Riding Hood唱着歌，欢快地跑进来）

Hi,mummy, what are you doing?

Mum： （一边把水果放在篮子里，心事重重地说）

Grandma is ill. Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma. Take them to Grandma.

Little Red Riding Hood：（边提起篮子，边点头说） Ok! Mum： （亲切地看着Little Red Riding Hood说）

Be good. Be careful.

Little Red Riding Hood： Yes ,mummy．Goodbye, mummy. Mum： Bye-bye. Darling.

第二场：在路上

(一阵轻快的音乐由远而近，Little Red Riding Hood挎着篮子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁)

Little Red Riding Hood：

Wow！Flowers, how beautiful! （放下篮子采花）One flower ,two flowers, three flowers.

Wolf：（随着一阵低沉的音乐，Wolf大步地走上台）

I am wolf. I am hungry. (做找东西状,东张西望)

Here is a little red riding hood. Hi! Little Red Riding Hood. Where are you going? (做狡猾的样子和Little Red Riding Hood打招呼) 字串6

Little Red Riding Hood：(手摸辫子，天真地回答)

To Grandma’s．Grandma is ill.

Wolf：（自言自语）

I’ll eat Grandma. But……（对Little Red Riding Hood说）Hey, look! 6 little baby ducks.

Little Red Riding Hood：(和6只鸭子随着音乐翩翩起舞) Wolf：（悄悄地藏到大树后）

Little Red Riding Hood：（停止跳舞）

Hello! Baby ducks，how are you?

Six Ducks： We’ re fine．Thank you． Where are you going? Little Red Riding Hood： To Grandma’ s．Oh, I must go, bye. Six Ducks： Goodbye．

第三场：Grandma家

Grandma： （喘着气出场，颤颤悠悠地走到床前，吃力地坐到床边，喘了几口，打几个哈欠，慢吞吞地躺倒在床上。）

Wolf：（从树后出来，边走边说）

I am very hungry now. (做找寻的样子)Where is Grandma’ s house? (高兴地对观众说)Aha , it’s here.(敲门)Bang, Bang, Bang． Grandma： Who is it？

Wolf：（装出Little Red Riding Hood的声音，一边得意地摇动尾巴，一边说）

It’ s me. Little Red Riding Hood.

Grandma： (边说边起床) Come in, come in. 字串9

Wolf：(得意洋洋地走到床边) Grandma , I’ll eat you.

Grandma：惊慌失措地抓紧衣服瞪着眼睛，边叫从床上滚到地上，灰狼把外婆吞到了肚子里。

Wolf：（得意地拍拍肚子，翘起大拇指） Yummy！I’ll sleep. Little Red Riding Hood：(高兴地敲门) Grandma．Grandma． Wolf：(装扮成Grandma的声音) Who is it？

Little Red Riding Hood：

It’s me。Little Red Riding Hood. What a strange noise! Wolf： Come in， Come in.

Little Red Riding Hood：(蹦跳着进来，把篮子放在桌子上，走到床前一看，跳回几步)

Oh! What are big ears!

Wolf： I can listen to your sweet voice.

Little Red Riding Hood： Wow! What a big eyes!

Wolf： I can see you pretty face.

Little Red Riding Hood： Oh! What a big hand.

Wolf： I can hug you.

Little Red Riding Hood：（跪在床前，拉起Wolf的手，边摸边说）

Look! What a big hands?

Wolf：(从床上跳起来说) I can eat you!

Little Red Riding Hood：(拼命地跑) Oh！No! No! 字串2 Wolf：（追到Little Red Riding Hood，做吃状，拍拍肚子说）

It’s delicious. I still sleep. I like sleeping.

Hunter： (一边拿着枪，一边做寻找状出场)

Where’s the wolf? Look! A door．(推门)The wolf is

sleeping.

Wolf：(发出呼呼的响声)

Hunter： (端起枪想打，又放下)

What inside .I must be at a big stomach! (摸摸Wolf的肚子) Grandma and Little Red Riding Hood are i hurry．(从桌子上拿起剪刀，举起)

Look! Scissors. (做剪Wolf的肚子)Cut, cut, cut.

Little Red Riding Hood/Grandma： Thank you．

Hunter： Grandma ,give me some needles and thread．

Little Riding Hood ,Give me some stones．

Grandma： (从桌子上拿来针线)

Little Red Riding Hood：(搬来几个石头) One, two, three. Hunter： (把小石头装进Wolf的衣服里)

Grandma： I’ll thread it.

Hunter： (拿起枪) Woke up!

Wolf：(起床，两手托着大肚子)My stomach is so heavy. Hunter： You big bad wolf, raise your arms!

Wolf：(边跑边说) Help! Don’t shot me!

Hunter： （开枪）Bang, bang! 字串9

Wolf： (应声倒下)

Hunter： The bad wolf is dead．

Little Red Riding Hood和Grandma ： Yeah! Thank you．

Little Red Riding Hood、Grandma、Hunter（一起鞠躬）: Thank you

英语话剧短剧本篇六：英语短剧剧本

英语短剧

Mon.：

Tomorrow will be Christmas. But Della feels very sad. Because she

has no money to buy a present for her husband , Jim . She has only

one dollar and eighty-seven cents . They have only 20 dollars a

week, it doesn’t leave much for saving.

In fact, Della and Jim have two possessions in which they both

take very great pride. One is Jim’s gold watch, which has been

his father’s and his grandfather’s. The other is Della’s long

beautiful hair.

D: Life is so hard for me. Though I saved the money for many

months , I still have only one dollar and eighty seven cents.

D: I---- I---- I have to have my hair cut and sold it . In that

way I can get some money and I can buy a beautiful present for

Jim.

(At the shop—―Madame Sofronie. We Buy Hair Goods of All Kinds‖)

D: Will you buy my hair?

M: Yes, I buy all kinds of hair. Sit down, please. Take your hat

off and let me have a look. Oh, very beautiful. Very good! Twenty

dollars , OK?

D: All right. But please give it to me quickly.

M: Here you are. Twenty dollars.

D: Thank you. Bye.

M: Bye.

Mon.：Della spent two hours in the streets. Then she stopped at a

Gold Shop and bought a gold watch chain. Now ,Della is at home.

D: Oh, what a beautiful gold watch chain. I think it must match

Jim's watch. When he sees it he must be very happy .

(Suddenly the door opened and in came Jim . )

J: You-----?

D: Jim. Don’t look at me that way. I had my hair cut off and sold

it because I couldn’t have lived through Christmas without giving

you a present. Jim, it will grow quickly. You don’t mind, do you

? I just had to do it. My hair grows very fast, you know. Say

“Merry Christmas!‖ Jim, and let’s be happy.

J: You’ve cut off your hair?

D: I’ve cut it off and sold it. It’s sold. I tell you -sold and

gone, too. It’s Christmas Eve , Jim. Be good to me, for it went

for you.

J: Well , Della. Don’t make any mistake about me. I don’t think

there’s anything about a hair cut that could make me love you any

less. I know, it went for me. Look at this package .

D: What ?

J: Look at it yourself. You 'll see.

D:Ah! The combs. They were in the shop windows for many months!

J:Yes, the beautiful combs, pure tortoiseshell, with jewelry rims

--just the color to wear in your beautiful, hair.

D: But , Jim. They are expensive combs. I know, my heart had

longed for them without the least hope of possession. Now they are

mine. Thank you Jim.

J; Now, you will see why I was upset at first.

D: Jim, you don’t know what a nice –what a beautiful , nice gift

I’ve got for you. Can you guess?

J: I'm sorry. I won't guess.

D: Look. A gold watch chain. Isn’t it lovely ,Jim? I hunted all

over the town to find it. You’ll have to look at the time a

hundred times a day now. Give me your watch. I want to see how it

looks on it .

J: Della, Let’s put our Christmas gifts away and keep them a

while. They’re too nice to use just at present. I sold the watch

to get the money. And I bought the combs. Now, Let’s have our

supper.

礼 物

旁白：明天是圣诞节，但是德拉觉得很难过，因为她无钱为她丈夫吉姆买一圣诞礼物，她只有1.87美元，他们一个月只有20美元的收入，那很难再从中省钱了。 事实上，德拉和吉姆有两件让他们引以为豪的宝贝，一件是吉姆的金表，那是从

他祖父和父亲那里留传下来的，还有一件是德拉那一头棕发，又长又美丽。 德拉：生活对我来说很困难，虽然我很多个月以前就开始存钱了，我仍然只有

1.87美元。

德拉：我„„我„„我不得不剪了头发去卖掉，那样我就能得到一些钱去买

礼物给吉姆了。

（在店门口，写着“夫人：我们买各种各样的头发”）

德拉：你买我的头发吗？

夫人：是的，我们买各式的头发，把你的帽子脱下来，让我看一下你的头发

。哦，很美的头发，很好的发质，20美元，行不行？

德拉：好的，但是请你快点把钱给我。

夫人：给你，20美元。

德拉：谢谢你，再见。

夫人：再见。

旁白：德拉在街上逛了2个小时，然后她在一家金店止步，进去买了一条金

表链。现在德拉正在家里。

德拉：哦，多么漂亮的金链子，我想那一定跟吉姆的手表很配，当他看到它

的时候，一定会很高兴的。

（突然门打开了，吉姆走了进来）

吉姆：你„„？

德拉：吉姆，不要那样看着我，我剪了我的头发并卖了，因为我无法度过一

个我不送你圣诞节礼物的圣诞节，吉姆，它会长得很快的，你不会介意的，

是不是？我必须这么做，我的头发长得很快的，这你是知道的，说：“圣诞

快乐！”，吉姆，让我们高兴起来。

吉姆：你剪了你的头发？

德拉：我剪了头发并卖了，它被卖掉了，我跟你说它被卖掉了，没有了！现

在是圣诞节前夜，对我好一点，吉姆，那都是为了你。

吉姆：哦，德拉，别误会我，我想我不会因为你剪了头发而对你的爱就减少

了，我知道，那是为了我，看看这个包裹。

德拉：什么？

吉姆：你自己看吧！你会明白的。

德拉：啊，是梳子！它们就是几个月前陈列在橱窗里的那套。

吉姆：是的，那套漂亮的梳子，镶珠宝的，那颜色正好配你的发色。

德拉：但是，吉姆，那些都是很贵的，我知道，我一直渴望但却没有丝毫的

奢望拥有它。现在，它们是我的了，谢谢你，吉姆。

吉姆：现在，你知道我为什么一开始就那么悲伤了吧。

德拉：吉姆，我给你买了一件又美丽又好的礼物，你能猜出来吗？ 吉姆：对不起，我不想猜。

德拉：看，一条金表链，吉姆，它是不是很可爱？我找遍了整个城才找 的，你从现在起可得一天要看一百次时间了。把你的表给我，我 想看一下表链装在表上的样子。

吉姆：德拉，让我们把圣诞礼物收起来珍藏一段时间，它们太好了，但我 们现在用不着，我把表卖了。得到了钱才买了这梳子。现在让我们 吃晚饭吧！

小狮子找食物

（I Am Hungry）

角色：雄狮、小狮、小白兔、三只小熊、小松鼠、小女孩。

道具：雄狮、小狮、小白兔、三只小熊和小松鼠头套、红萝卜、三碗粥、花

生一把、苹果一个。

本文转自：

Act 1

雄狮：（怒吼）Roar, roar!

I am the lion,

the king of the forest.

No one is stronger than me.

Roar, roar!

小狮：Daddy! I’m hungry.

雄狮：You are big now.

Be brave!

Go and find your own food.

小狮：But, I don’t know how.

雄狮：Do it like me.

Roar, roar! （怒吼）

小狮：（小声地）Roar, roar!

雄狮：Rush to the animals and bite them with your sharp teeth.（露

出尖利的牙齿）

Go and do it now.

小狮：Yes, daddy.

本文转自：

Act 2

小白兔：（唱”Rabbit, Rabbit, Carrot Eater”）

英语话剧短剧本篇七：英语短剧剧本

英语短剧剧本

就找到了一个~

（道具：小床、门）

Mum: Tom get up !

Tom Yes ,mummy. Good moring,mummy.

Mum: Good moring,Tom.

Mum: Breakfast is reday.

Tom: I\'m coming. Wow, eggs ! I like eggs.

Mum: Now, Tom. Wash your face.

Tom: Yes, I will.

Mum: Brush your teeth.

Tom: All right.

Tom: Moring, Daddy.

Dad: Moring, dear.

Tom: I\'m hungry.

Mum: Have an egg, please.

Tom: Thanks, mummy.

I want some milk.

Mum: Here you are.

Tom: I\'m full.

Mum: Time to go to school.

Tom: Where is my school bag?

Mum: Here it is.

Are you ready?

Tom: Yes. Goodbye, mummy. Goodbye ,daddy.

Mum&Dad: Goodbye, Tom.

（上学路上，一段跳舞的动作，配乐）

Tom: Hello WiWi.

WiWi: Hello Tom.

Tom: Are you going to school?

WiWi: Yes. Let\'s go.

Jane: Hello Tom ,hello WiWi.

Tom &WiWi: Hello Jane.

Jane : Are you going to school?

Tom &WiWi: Yes. Let\'s go.

（上课，铃声响，一段跳舞和做游戏，配乐）

Mr Xu: Now class begins.

Pupils: Stand up!

Mr Xu: Hello, boys and girls.

Pupils: Hello Mr Xu.

Mr Xu : Sit down, please.

Are you all here?

Monitors: No.

Mr Xu: Let\'s count.

Pupils: One , two, three, four...ten

（咚咚咚）

May: May I come in?

Mr Xu: Come in, please.

May: Sorry, I\'m late.

Mr Xu: That\'s all right.

Don\'t be late again

Mr Xu: Let\'s play.

Show me one.

Pupils : (Show a ginger.)

Mr Xu: Clap two.

Pupils: (clap their hands).

Mr Xu : Today we will learn some songs. Who can try?

Puple : I can .

Mr Xu : Please.

(Happy new year!

Eyes and ears.

Trian is coming.

Fish where are you)

（看一下手表）Class is over. Goodbye boys and girls.

Pupils: Goodbye .

人物：Mummy, Daddy, Tom, Mr Xu, May

英语短剧剧本The Pocket Money

Characters: Narrator(N), Salesman(S), Dad(D), Maggie(M), Alice(A),

Candy(C), Policeman(P)

Preparation: 学校布景，做糖果用桌及相关材料，小贩家布景

Scene1（At Salesman’s home）

N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming!

S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I’m the famous candy

salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular,(展示)，I don’t know why. The foolish students always come here. I’ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money……

Oops! It’s time to make candies now.(看表)

First, put the flour on the table.

Then, water, sugar, flour.(边说边做)

Now press, press……

Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(满不在意的神情)

Press, press……

Oh, my god!(鼻涕)Never mind! Just do it!

Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK,hehehe……

Now let me cut it into pieces!

One, two, three, four, five……（用脏菜刀）

Wow, everything is ready!

糖果钻出来（跳舞），跳完后，非常难过地说：Oh, I’m so dirty and ugly! What can I do? The students will eat me! And they will be ill! Wuwuwu…

S: Mmmm…It looks dirty, let me give you a nice coat! (给它穿上) Wow! Now it’s so beautiful! Haha……

C: Oh, no! Don’t sell me! I’m dirty!(拖糖果下场)

Scene2（At the school gate）

N: The next day, when the class is over, all the students come out happily and the salesman goes to the school gate as usual. （Maggie和Alice 欢快地跑出校门，看到小贩）

(小贩拉着糖上场，吆喝)：Candies! Candies! Sweet candies! ……

M: Oh, Alice! Look! Candies!

A: Yeah! I think they are yummy!

M: Let’s ask him.

A: OK!

C: Don’t buy me！（非常焦急）

M&A: Why?

C: I’m dirty！

M: No, you look nice!

C: What can I do? (面向观众) Wuwuwu…(小贩将她拉在后面)

S: Candies! Candies!（引诱两个女孩）

M&A: How much are they?

S: Do you have money?（轻蔑）

M&A: Money?(对视)

M:Oh, I’ve no money!（失落之极）

A: Me too.

S: No money? So sorry!(吆喝着走开，下场)

M: What can we do now?

A: Let’s ask dad for money.

M: But how to ask?

A: How?…Oh,I know ,let’s make him happy ,and he will give us money.（自信） M: Good idea!(全部下场)

Scene 3:（At Maggie’s home）

N: The children have to go home and ask dad for some money, and they know their father is good at playing guitar, so they will do something clever. (爸爸看报)

M: Dad,dad,let’s sing a song ,OK? (同时Alice去取吉他准备拿给爸爸) A: And play the guitar for us!

M: We know you play so well!

(爸爸诧异地看着孩子)

D: Oh? What a bright day today!

M&A: Please, dad!(哀求)

D:OKOK! Let’s.

(取吉他，开始准备)D: Which song do you like? How about Edelweiss? M&A: Of course!

(开始弹，第一段孩子随节奏起舞，第二段孩子开始轻声讨论起来“you first”之类的话，爸爸停止弹琴。)

D: What’s the matter?

M: Dad, we have no money!

A: Can we have some please?

D: I think you have lots of pocket money ,and you don’t need any more. M:I want to buy some candies at the school gate.

A: They look so sweet and nice!

M: Other students always buy them!

D: But……You can’t ! They are quite unhealthy. Please go and do your homework..(置之不理，转头看报，孩子回到房间)

M: What shall we do now?

A: Let me think …well, I know!(轻声在Maggie耳边说)

M: Oh, you are so clever! Let’s go.(回到爸爸身边)

M: Dad, I want a new eraser!

A: I want a longer ruler!

M&A: Dad, please！

D: Things are expensive these days. We have to save money!

M: But dad, my eraser is too small now!(拿出破橡皮来给爸爸看)

A: And my ruler is broken.（拿出断尺）

D: OK, children. I believe you this time, make sure, don’t buy the food at the school gate. It’s unhealthy! Do you know?

M&A: Yes, sir!

D: Here you are !( 给钱)

M&A: Thanks very much, dad! Bye!(非常高兴，下场)

N: The next day, when the class is over ,Maggie and Alice come to the

salesman again. They are happy to buy the candies and then have them, but soon they feel a stomachache.

(孩子高兴地买了糖，边吃边回家，小贩下场，孩子到家后肚子痛)

M: Aiyo!……（两人躬着背进场）

A: …….

D: What’s wrong?

M: I’ve a stomachache!

A: Me too!

D: What did you eat? The food at the school gate?

M: Yes. We had some candies just now.

A: I had some too!

D: Oh! You’ve cheated me! You bought the candies instead of the eraser and ruler. I always tell you that don’t buy the food at the school gate, they are unhealthy!（生气）

M: But they look nice!

A: And tastes good!

M&A: Aiyo……

D:Well, Let’s go to the salesman together and have a look!

M&A: OK.

Scene 4: (At the school gate)

N: When they get to the school gate, a policeman is asking the salesman to go away.

(正走到校门口，发现警察驱赶校门口的小贩)

P: Hey! You shouldn’t stay here, leave now!

C: Let’s go home, let’s go home! (轻声并拉小贩)

S: No! My candies are nice and popular here! And…

C: You are telling a lie! I’m very dirty and unhealthy!

M&A: Dad, it’s him! Aiyo…（指着小贩）

D: He?

(警察走过来问爸爸，朝小孩)

P: What’s the matter with them?

D: They got a stomachache after having his candies.

S: Really? But I’ve never heard of it. And……

P: Stop, stop!(打断小贩) Look at the two girls! Are you guilty? You must be honest with the students, and don’t sell candies any more.（非常严厉） S: OK. I know. (羞愧)

C: Let’s go home. Let’s go home.

Policeman(对小孩): Girls, please listen! Don’t buy the candies next time. They are bad for your health.

D: Yes, he is right. And you shouldn’t tell a lie to me. Try to be an honest person! Will you?

M&A: OK, dad!

P: Let’s take them to the hospital now.

D: OK, Let’s go.

N（出场）: A few days later, the girls recovered. And this story is trying to tell you that some of the phenomenon must be kept down, we hope it could be improved soon. What

英语话剧短剧本篇八：英语短剧剧本

Three Times’ Beating Monster

人物：T唐僧 S：孙悟空 E：猪八戒 J：沙僧

B：白骨精 B1：B变成的村姑 B2：B变成的太婆

B3：B变化成的老头 N：哪吒

T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now?

S: Bajie,map!

E: (摸出，递给S)

S: Look,master (凑近T)„„„（T、S一齐转向E）

T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, nof to bring these pictures of beautiful girls with you!

E: Oh,master!Forgive me(伸手拿回)

T: (缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west

E: But„„

T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map?

E: (递)Here.Em„„ we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So.

S: Fat Pig!

E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will„„„.

S: You will what(凶相)?

E: (软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).

S: Hm!

T:（轻咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food?

E: You see ,master is hungry,too!

T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!

J: But master,if a monster comes while brother monkeg is away„.. T: Em„„.It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea?

S: No problem!(安装)（B已躲在一旁偷看）

E: This is„..?

S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from master’s books. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it! T: Em„„Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific! Emitofo, knowledge is power!

S: Bye!(走)

T: Let’s play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》

B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(变成B1)

B1: (接近三人，望着)Can I join you?

T: I’m sorry,lady. We are playing Fighting Against Landlord and three people are enough.

B1: (在一旁观看)Oh,Chance! Bomb!

T: Bomb?(打出)

B1: Double King!

T: Oh„.I win! Em„„,Lady,you are a master-hand. Come in and teach me!(准备开电网门)

S: (回来，看见B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)

B1: （倒)Ah„„

T: (气愤)Wukong! Look what have done! She is my teacher!

S: She is a monster!

T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)

S: Oh,please don’t„„

T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more„„you open the door„(泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱)

S: Please,Please,oh,no„„(痛苦抱头)

T: (呛住，咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!

B: (真身出现)Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(变成太婆) B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter?

T: Daughter?...(连忙挡住地尸体)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T挡) S: （咬牙切齿）You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T头，T晕，S再打死B2)

E&J: Are you Ok, master?(扶T)

J: Look,(伸食指)how many?

T:Two„..(晕乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(变成B3)

B3: (看到B1,B2尸体)Oh„.,my daughter, my wife! Who did it?!!(哭喊) S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)

T: （想阻止，未及）You,you.....(险些晕，E,J扶住 )You have killed three lives!

S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster! T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go!!

S: (悲，离去)（音乐，营造 “假”悲伤气氛）《人鬼情未了》

E: Master, brother Monkey is.......

T: Scratch! Don't mention that guy any more!

B: (出现) Ha,ha,ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走)

T: （惊）You are......

B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被击退)

B: (抓住T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha......

S: (悄悄走到B后，打B,B晕)A thousand years later.

T: Wukong?

E: Oh,Brother Monkey!

J: Our hero is back!

T: I,I can't understand......What happened?

S: Master,your IQ needs increasing! This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!

T: How,how did you find out?

S: (沉默).......Monkey's intuition(直觉)

N: Excuse me, where is the cniminal?

S; Ah......you are too late ,Nezha!(对T)I've called the police.

N: (摇醒B)You are under arrest .(出示证件)You have the right to remain silent If you give up the right, anything you will say can and will be against you in a court of law!(带走B)

T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry(小声) S: What?

T: I'm sorry.

S: Em? Louder,please?

T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)（音乐响）《敢问路在何方》（这个放伴奏）

T: Let's go guys!( 歌)

S: You are carrying the luggage, I am leading the horse.

E: Say goodbye to the sun, Welcome evening glow.

J: Sleeping on the ground, again we set out set out, again we set out.

T.S.E.J: Ah......Ah...... Sleeping on the ground again we set out. T: One after the other the seasons go by,and ohe after the other, the year go on. You wonder where the road is. The road is under your feet.

T.S.E.J: You uonder where the road is, the road is under your feet......

英语话剧短剧本篇九：英语搞笑短剧剧本[1]

三打白骨精

Three Times’ Beating Monster

人物：T唐僧S：孙悟空 E：猪八戒

J：沙僧

B：白骨精（何平） B1：B变成的村姑 B2：B变成的太婆B3：B变化成的老头

T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now?

S: Bajie,map!

E: (摸出，递给S)

S: Look,boss (凑近T)………（T、S一齐转向E）

T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, don’t bring these pictures of beautiful girls!

E: Oh, boss!Forgive me(伸手拿回)

T: (缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west

E: But……

T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map?

E: (递)Here.Em…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So. S: Fat Pig!

E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will……….

S: You will what(凶相)?

E: (软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).

S: Hm!

T:（轻咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food?

E: You see , boss is hungry,too!

T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!

J: But boss,if a monster comes while brother monkey is away…..

T: Em…….It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea?

S: No problem!(安装)（B已躲在一旁偷看）

J: This is…..?

S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from boss’s books. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it!

T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific! Emitofo, knowledge is power!

S: Bye!(走)

T: Let’s play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》

B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(变成B1)

B1: (接近三人，望着)Can I join you?

J: I’m sorry,lady. We are playing Fighting Against landowner and three people are enough.

B1: (在一旁观看)Oh,Chance! Bomb!

T: Bomb?(打出)

B1: Double King!

T: Oh….I win! Em……,Lady,you are a boss-hand. Come in and teach me!(准备开电网门)

S: (回来，看见B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)

B1: （倒)Ah……

T: (气愤)Wukong! Look what have done! She is my teacher!

T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)

S: Oh,please don’t……

T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more……you open the door…(泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱)

S: Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱头)

T: (呛住，咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!

B: (真身出现)Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(变成太婆)

B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter?

T: Daughter?...(连忙挡住地尸体)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T挡)

S: （咬牙切齿）You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T头，T晕，S再打死B2) E&J: Are you Ok, boss?(扶T)

J: Look,(伸食指)how many?

T:Two…..(晕乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(变成B3)

B3: (看到B1,B2尸体)Oh….,my daughter, my wife! Who did it?!!(哭喊)

S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)

T: （想阻止，未及）You,you.....(险些晕，E,J扶住 )You have killed three lives!

S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!

T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go!!

S: (悲，离去)（音乐，营造 “假”悲伤气氛）《人鬼情未了》

J: boss, brother Monkey is.......

T: Don't mention that guy any more!

B: (出现) Ha,ha,ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走)

T: （惊）You are......

B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被击退)

B: (抓住T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha......

S: (悄悄走到B后，打B,B晕)A thousand years later.

T: Wukong?

E: Oh,Brother Monkey!

J: Our hero is back!

T: I,I can't understand......What happened?

S: Boss,your IQ needs increasing! This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you! T: How,how did you find out?

S: (沉默).......Monkey's intuition(直觉)

T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry(小声)

S: What?

T: I'm sorry.

S: Em? Louder,please?

T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)（音乐响）《敢问路在何方》（这个放伴奏）

(谢幕)

《孔雀东南飞》

Wanderseveryfivemiles

焦仲卿Johnny(Jforshort)刘兰芝Lunch(Lforshort)

太守之子Mayor’sson(MSforshort)强盗Burglars(ABandC)

Prologue

(J作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,J被打中,狼狈不堪)

J:EverybodysaysthatI’mhenpecked,butinfact,I’masstrongasatiger,(小声)whilemy

wifeisWuSong.

(指着上台处的门大声道)I’mnotafraidofyou!

(内砸出一脸盆,Ｊ接住当成盾牌护着头)Then,I’mafraidofwhom?

MywifeLunchisthemostfamouswomanintheneighbor-hood.Sheisbraverthanme,

smarterthanmeandstrongerthanme.AllthisIdonotcare.Ionlywanthertobetender

thanme.Butsheisnot!Havingawifelikethisisjustlikelivinginthehell!

(内又砸出一卷纸筒,击中J)

MyGod!Whocanhelpme?(下)

Act1

(序幕结束时,JM作窃听状)

JM(拄拐棍上):Ican!

(对门内)Lunch!Lunch!Whereareyou?

L(扎着围裙,拿着锅铲,从门内跳出来):I’mhere!What’supmum?

JM:I’vetoldyouagainandagainthatyoushouldcallme“mymostbeautifulgracefuland

dearestmother-in-law”.

L:OK.Mymostbeautifulgracefulanddearestmother-in-law,what’sup?

JM:Sinceyoumarriedmysonyouhavebehavedsobadly.Youhavebeensorude,sobrusque,so

lazy……

L:But……

JM:Neverinterruptme!

L:Neverinterruptme!SinceImarriedyourson,thatterribleJohnny,Ihavebeenworkinghardall daylong,cookingandwashing.Ihaveraisedtensofthousandsofpigsandducksandchicken

and……

JM:Butallthoseyouhavedonearenotasvaluableasagrandson!

L(生气地挥动着锅铲):Oh,youwantagrandson,don’tyou?(开始解围裙)Goandaskyour

son.I’mleaving!(扯下围裙,扔在JM的脸上,下)

Act2

(LM坐在台上打毛线,L拿着锅铲上)

L:Mum,I’mback!

LM:Youareback?Why?Whathappened?

L:Iwaskickedoutbymymostbeautifulgracefulanddearestmother–in-law.

LM(惊讶,但随即露出幸灾乐祸的神情):See!Ihavealreadytoldyou!Whenyouinsistedon

marryingthatterribleJohnny,Itoldyouthatheisuglystupidandpoor,butyoudidnotlisten

tome.Lookatyourself……

L:But,mum……

L:Mum,I’mnotinterruptingyou.IjustwanttotellyouthatyouarealwaysrightOK?And

I’llmarrywhomeveryouwantmeto.

LM(大喜):Nicegirl!Justnow,Imetthemayor’ssoninthemarket.Hesaid:“Ifyoudaughter Haven’tbeenmarried,Ireallyreallywanttomarryher!”Nowyouarefreeagain,I’llgo

andtellhim.(下)

L(惊愕):What?Themayor’sson?Themostfamousplayboyintheneighbor-hood?(手中的锅 铲掉在地上)WhatasillythingIhavedone!(下)

Act3

(J睡眼惺忪上)

J(边走边道):Lunch!Lunch!Wherearemysocks?

(走了几步,在地上捡起袜子)Heretheyare!(闻一下) Er!Howsmelly!Theyarestilldirty!

(突然想起)Lunchhasgone!Ihavetowashthemmyself.

(他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起来)Oh,I’msohungry!Butthere’snobreakfast!(捡起地上的围 裙)ThisiswhatLunchalwayswears!Imisshersomuch,andherexcellentcookingskill!Now

shehasgone.Ihavetocookformymotherandmyself.

JM(上):Where’smybreakfast?Where’sLunch?Hasn’tshegotupyet?

J:Mum,can’tyouremember?Lunchhasgone!

JM(沉吟片刻):Well,totellyouthetruthJohnny,asonwithoutawifeisuseless.Lunchisanice

girl,goandtakeherback!

J(立正敬礼):Yesmadam!

Act4

(J开心地走着，忽然跳出来三个强盗)

A:Heyyou!Stopandlistentous!

Theroadisbuiltbyme!(抬脚重重地踩在一块大石头上)

B:AndIplantedonetree!(亦抬脚踩在同一块石头上)

C:Ifyouwanttogobythisstreet---(欲踩石头，但踩到了A的脚)

AB&C:Giveusallyourmoney!

J(搜遍了每一个口袋，掏出１角硬币):Is1maoenough?

(三强盗晕倒状，接着三人聚在一边商量)

A:Whatbadluck!Thisguyisbroken!

B:Ifwecannotrobanymoneytoday,wewillhavenothingtoeattonight!

C:Iheardthatthemayor’ssonisgoingtomarryMissLiuLanzhinextmonth.WEcangoand

robthewedding!

A&B:Goodidea!

J(惊讶):What?What?Lunchisgoingtogetmarried?It’simpossible!

AB&C:Why?Aprettygirlandarichman,whatagoodcouple!

J:ButLunchismywife!Wehaven’tgotdivorcedyet!

(突然有了主意)I’vegotanidea!Youaregoingtorobthewedding,don’tyou?I’llgo

withyou.YoutakethemoneyandItakethebride.

B:Haveyougotanyexperience?

J:No.ButI’vegotthis!(J脱下鞋子从里面摸出一张支票，上书＄１，０００，０００)

Act5

(转眼已到了婚礼之期．MS意气风发用红绸牵着新娘上，J盖着红盖头极不情愿地被拉上台) (J和三强盗跃至台中)

ABC&J:Heyyou!Stopandlistentous!

A:Theroadisbuiltbyme!

B:AndIplantedonetree.

C:Ifyouwanttogobythisstreet---

J:Giveusallyourmoney!

(L听到J的声音，掀起了盖头)

L(惊喜万分):Johnny!(不顾一切地飞奔到J的身边并躲到了的身后)

(MS大怒，挥拳向J打来．J矮身一躲，MS打中了J身后的L，L晕倒)

J(火冒三丈):Howdareyoubeatmywife!（挥拳向MS冲去）

(J与MS混战，JM上，以拐杖击晕MS)

(J将MS胸前的新郎标志扯下戴在自己胸前)

J(扶起L，关切地问):Honey,howareyou?

L(哭状):Ihurtalot!

J:Don’tcrybaby.I’llgoandfetchthemedicine. (下)

L(起身去追):Waitforme! (跑下)

(音乐起 CanYouCelebrate)

Big words of western tour （大话西游）

Chapter 1

Site：The wedding

Characters:牛魔王 、至尊宝、紫霞、小妖

Aside: The story begins with a wedding. The Bull King is going to have a concubine.

牛：Today is my wedding. I am going to have a concubine. Ha ha ha „„.

妖：Concubine? Dose your wife agree to it?

牛：Oh! She is not lovely anymore. She’s right now at the Flame Mountain. She can do nothing about it!

(至尊宝从后台走入人群中)

牛：Let me introduce my brother to you! My bro!

Come here! This is my brother.

(牛深情地转向紫霞)

英语话剧短剧本篇十：英语短剧剧本

趣味英语班短剧剧本

Pleasant Goat and Big Wolf

清镇市站街小学

第一场:

（播放背景乐：喜羊羊和灰太狼）

（小天使和五位演员上台亮相，小天使介绍角色，介绍到谁谁就做动作展示 一下自己。）

Angle：On the beautiful green meadow, lives Pleasant Goat（招牌动作）, Fat Goat（睡

觉状）, Beauty Goat（I am pretty, right?）, Grey Wolf(阴笑), Red wolf（嘻笑）.

（五个角色迅速下场，拿上棍子对峙状，上场）

Angle：The wolves use their brains every day, and try to catch these goats. So a long

battle between the goats and the wolves begins.（大家定格亮相，从两边下场。）

第二场：

（红太狼从狼堡出来，在水果树下照镜子，抹口红，臭美样子。灰太狼在狼堡口抬箱子。）

Grey Wolf：Honey, can you carry the box for me? （红太狼不情愿） Red Wolf：What do you want to do?

Grey Wolf：I want to put the box under the tree. Then I can pick some fruit for our

lunch.

Red Wolf：Oh, I can't eat the goats! I can only eat the fruit.

Grey Wolf：Ready? One, two ....

（灰太狼和红太狼抬着箱子走几步后，红太狼猛得把箱子一扔，砸到了灰太

狼的手指）

Grey Wolf：Oh, my fingers!

Red Wolf：Why don't you catch the goats? You're busy all days. But I can't eat a bite of

the goat. Now, go, get me a goat. I'm starving now.

（灰太狼忙跳上树，摘了一个果子，赶紧捧着送到红太狼的嘴边）

Grey Wolf：Honey, here's some fruit. How delicious! You have some fruit first. I go to

catch the goats for you at once. Believe me!

（红太狼不情愿，但又无可奈何）

Red Wolf：I am not a goat but a wolf. I want goats.

（摸摸自己的肚子，做饿状。吃了果子。结果吃完之后就晕过去。）

（灰太狼大声哭泣）

Grey Wolf：Honey, what's wrong with you?

（从天上飘进来一个美丽的小天使。）

Angle：Grey Wolf, you know? You did lots of bad things. God must punish you. You

should do some good things for the goats, or your wife can't be awake.

（灰太狼立刻擦干眼泪，对她深情款款地)

Grey Wolf：Oh, I see. Wait for me, honey, I can save you.

（灰太狼把红太狼推回狼堡，并且背上包往羊村跑去）

第三场：

（几只小羊在玩球）

Pleasant Goat：Catch! Beauty Goat. （喜羊羊传给美羊羊，美羊羊又扔给懒羊羊）

Beauty Goat：Catch! Fat Goat. (球砸到了懒羊羊）

Fat Goat：I'm tired. Let me have a rest. I want to sleep.

（球滚走了，喜羊羊去捡球，看见灰太狼从远处跑过来。）

Pleasant Goat：Look, Grey Wolf is coming. Run, quickly, run.

(小羊们大叫)：“Run, go, run!”

Grey Wolf：Don't be afraid. Don't run, dear goats, I want to be your friend.

（喜羊羊叫住大家)

Pleasant Goat：Stop! Stop, wait a moment. What? You want to be our friend? You don't

want to eat us, right?

Grey Wolf：Yes, now I want to try my best to help you. Believe me! I beg you.

（小羊们相互看看，不太相信的表情）

Pleasant Goat：Really?

Beauty Goat：I don't know.

Fat Goat：Oh, I'm sleepy. You discuss it. I want to sleep.

Grey Wolf：To express my sincerity, I bring some presents for you.

（拿出丝巾）

Grey Wolf：This is a beautiful scarf. It's for you, Beauty Goat. Beauty Goat：Thanks a lot.

（美羊羊高兴地戴了起来）

Beauty Goat：Wow, how nice! It's from Grey Wolf and Red Wolf, I can't believe it.

(戴好后，向前一步走)

Grey Wolf：Look, am I pretty? I am very happy.

（边唱边跳起舞来。配音乐If you are happy做美丽造型！)

（灰太狼又拿出一盒巧克力)

Grey Wolf：This box of chocolate is for Fat Goat. But he's asleep. Maybe I can give it to ....

（懒羊羊立马跳起来了）

Fat Goat：Oh, I'm here. I'm awake. Chocolate is my favourite food.

（懒羊羊夺过巧克力就跑出去吃了）（边跑边舔嘴唇）

Fat Goat：I go out to eat them. Wow, chocolate! Pleasant Goat：He likes eating best.

He always forgets to sleep when he has something to eat. Beauty Goat：Yes!

Pleasant Goat：Grey Wolf, what do you mean? Be our friend? If you want to do

something for us, you can wash clothes for us.

Grey Wolf：I'm very glad to do that. Where are the clothes?

Pleasant Goat：Beauty Goat!

Beauty Goat：I am coming. Here you are, Grey Wolf. Thank you.

（灰太狼立刻把衣服整理一下，坐下来洗了。）（配上喜涮涮的音乐。） Grey Wolf：Pleasant Goat, Beauty Goat, Fat Goat.

（三只羊跑过来）

Grey Wolf：What else can I do for you?

Beauty Goat：Clean the house for us. Let's go on playing.

（灰太狼又擦窗户，扫地，烧好了饭菜。）

（懒羊羊寻着饭菜的味道走了过去，吃了起来。又把喜羊羊和美羊羊喊过来。） Fat Goat：Wow, delicious food. How delicious! Pleasant Goat, Beauty Goat. Beauty Goat：Thank you for your help.

Pleasant Goat：We can be friends, I 'm very happy.

Grey Wolf：I am happy, too. I just want to help my wife...

（立刻捂着嘴巴，怕被喜羊羊他们听出来。）

第四场：

Pleasant Goat：Don't be happy now. I don't think Grey Wolf is good. He must have some plots.

Beauty Goat：We must be careful.

Pleasant Goat：Yes, we must get ready for it.

Fat Goat：You're right. Maybe he'll come back and catch us after a while. Beauty Goat：What should we do now? (做害怕状)

Pleasant Goat：We can set up a trap for the Grey Wolf at once.

Beauty Goat：Good idea. Let's do it at once.

（说着就到在门口摆放了若干个弹簧夹，并且用草遮盖好，然后躲在一边等着。）

第五场：

（灰太狼跑回了家，发现老婆醒了，他开心极了）

Grey Wolf：Oh, Honey, you are awake. I don't think you can be awake. Oh, I'm very lucky.

（可是老婆一看见他就拿着个锅打他）

Red Wolf：Why don't you catch the little goats?

（灰太狼立马来了精神立刻跑出去抓羊）

Grey Wolf：Yes, honey. I must take the goats back this time. Wait for me!

（他一路大跑，结果在门口被大夹子夹处手脚，疼得他大叫着往回跑，）

Grey Wolf：Oh, my God, I must come back again.

（小羊们高高兴兴地从旁边跑出来，欢呼胜利。）（配主题音乐）

Goats：Grey Wolf has run away. We win!

(小天使飘出来)

Angle：Bad deeds, as well as good, may rebound upon the doer.

Remember: Never be weary of well doing, our dear friends.

（所有演员上台谢幕，手拉手“Thank you.”）

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