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求5人演的英语小剧本篇一：搞笑5人英语剧本

搞笑5人英语剧本《西门吹雪与叶孤城》

演员表：

西门吹雪

叶孤城

花满楼

king

旁白

道具：牛奶两袋，匕首一把，戒子一枚，纸屑若干。

第一幕：决战紫荆城之颠

旁白：A quiet villageiscoveredwithwhitesnow .

Birdsaredancinginthecold .

Amaniswalkingalongthestreet ,stepbystep .

Windiscominginsilence.

Another mysteriousmanapproaches .

Y与X相遇．

X：oH ,Iamsorrytoknockyou !

Y:Haha, Nevermindbaybay.

X:Excuseme， whoareyouonearth? couldyoutellmeyourname?

Y:ha ha ,Iwon’tchangemyname! nomatterwhathappens. I’mthemostfamous-------YeGucheng. Whoareyou?

X:Iamximenchuixue.

Y惊讶:Ar, ximenchui xue?

X:Yes,whatiswrong?

Y:IheardthatyouarethebestingMartialArts?

X:Great, youknowme !

Y抱腿：Please, please„„ Don’tkillme! letmeyougo!

X:No, Imustkillyou !

Y:Idon''''''''''''''''twanttobekilled.Thereare aeighty-year-oldmotheandathree-yearold sontobelookedafterbyme!

X:Noway! Becausewearefightingnow!youknow?

Y突然站起冷冷的说：Don''''''''''''''''t forceme!

X:Pardon!

(Y拿出一袋牛奶)

X抢过牛奶:milk, verygood! Ilikedrinkingit. howdoyouknowthat?

Y:pleasedrinkit!

X喝完牛奶:Thanks, ha,ha

Y:Doyoustillwanttokillme?

X:Sure, must! milkismilk.

Y(恼怒+冷酷):Verygood! verygood! Ihopeyouwillnotforgetwhatyousaid!?

X:I’msureIwon’t!

Y:Imustgiveyoualesson!IfIdon''''''''''''''''tbeatyourthistime, you’llneverbehaveproperly!3-2-1-0! X捂着肚子，蹲下：Oach,Oach !

Y大笑：HaHa„„

X可怜状: help! help! Whereisthewashroom?

Y:What ?

X:Toliet?

Y:What ?

X:The “WC”?

Y:Oh,I see ,goalongthisstreetandturnrightwhenyouseeacorssingroad!

X:Thanks,byebye.

Y掏出纸屑吹:Thisisgenuirnesnow!

H:Stop!Protectingtheenvironmentisabasicobligation!

Y:Whoareyou?

H:Hua---man----lou! Haveyouseenximenchuixue?

Y:Yes, hewasbeatenbymeandisin“WC” now,ha„„

H惊讶:Nowyouarethebestintheworld!

Y:Youareright!

H:Teriffic!youaretheonemykinglookingfor! doyouwantjoininus?

Y:Yes,It’sverygood.

H:Ok, followme, Let’sgotoseemyking!

Y:Ok,Let’s go!

第二幕：无间道

H:Mydearest ! letmeintroduce yeguchengtoyou! （指Y） thisisyegucheng.

K:sitdownplese, yegucheng.

H走到Y前，《婚礼进行曲》起，H神甫状:Yegucheng! Doyouwanttofollowmykingnomatterwhathappenssuchascold headache,sair and aids?

Y: Yes,Ido.

K: Huamanlou, come . puttheringonhisfinger!（音乐停）

X唱着上:Onlyyou„„(看到戒子) thisringshouldbemine!

K:Butwhoareyou? whyshoulditbelongyou?

Y急切: king! dearking!Imustgonow,mybrotherislookingforme!huoxi(维语再见)

K:huoxi? Whatdoesthatmean? ItisnotEnglish, isn’t it ?

Y:How clever„„

X冷酷:yegucheng! comehere!Iwanttotellyousomething!

Y抱X的腿:oldbrother ! Forgiveme!

X:Forgiveme? Why?

Y: Oncetherewasachangebeforeme,Ilostit. Ifthegodgivemeantherchance, I’lltellyou“I love you”,Iftheremustbea limited period,Ihopeitisthousandyear!

X:Youshall cheat me!all you did are wrong!how can youtell thelady’s“WC”!

Y:Ilikegoinglady’s WC .I„„I„„IthinkthatyoulikewhatIlike.(Ｙ又拿出一袋牛奶) X: m-i-l-k?haha, ayixidailu!(我爱你的意思)

K: ayixidailu?What’sthemeaning? whyIalsocan’tunderstandyou?

X:Youarestupid! Itmeans“I love you”.

K:Don’t saythat“you love me”. I’llkillyouforyousayingdirtywordtome!

X:What? (侧耳装着听不到) You---kill----me?come, come„(Ｘ上去抓住K)

K:Fuckyou. Imustkillyou!

X:Howcanyoukillme? haha„„

Y:Letmehaveatry! 3-2-1-0(X捂着肚子，蹲下)

K: thankyouverymuch, yousaveme. Now, I’llgiveyoutheticketforAmericantoletyou haveavacation.

Y:That’s good. butthereisonemorething. canyougivemea MM ?IwanttogoAmericanwithher. K:ofcouse.Youaretheonewhohasthesimilartastewithme! Hahaha„„

Y:Hahaha-----

H:Where’ssomewhere?

K:What?

Y:Doyouwanttogolady’s“WC”?

X:Yes,I„„I„„ do.

H顶着摇头：X,no, no， youcan’tgotoLady’s “WC”. Thatisnottheplacewhereyoucangointo ! becauseyouareX ! youarethe bestmanofChinesekongfu!

X: whatifI’mthebestintheword? !whyItrymybesttolivebutI’mstillsomiserable ? whencanIgetmyfreedom? mustbethedeadday ? !

K: youareright. onewillnotbecleveruntilthedayhedie. Inthatcase ,whywill you die in such a bad sorrow way !gointo theLady’s WC , thendie , comfortablly ! goahead !

H: you , stupid , bad behavior ! goaway !

K; why ? whydoyouhelphim ! whoacturallyareyou ?

H: myreal name isLuXiaofeng------the wifeofX .I’maspy.

K惊讶: !you---you---YouareLuXiaofeng ? X’wife ?

Y: Ihavealreadyrecognizedyou . atricker ! doyouknow, youarethefirst person who cheated me ! because of you ,Ideeide never believe anyone else ,including myself .you have destroyed my looking for you for many years ,just for today ! (轻声说)Ｘwilldie ,goandseehim ,please .

H扑倒在Ｘ的身边：Ｘ,do’t die ,you should be alive ,there are much hope inthe fature and tomorrow is a goodbeginning !

K:what amoving story !I was impressed !

Y:life is a progress ,but it is depressed that it can not resume !

H: life isa progress ,and it is delight that itneedn’t resume !

(H忽然将一把匕首插进Y的心脏，Ｋ吓跑.音乐《再见，警察》起)

Y痛苦状:don’tleave me here , you know I love you and I have nothing except you now ,please notabandon me !realizethat I’m wrong .help me,I intend to be back ,helpme ,I keyyou ,beg you------help me . I’ll never dothat again !(Y死，音乐停)

（X咳，H扑到身边，电影《我的父亲母亲》原声音乐起）

H: X , oh , no ,you can’t die ,we will go home together .

X:gohome ! ?

H:Tomorrow is another day !evenyou have thelast secondto live,youshould be alive ,not only for me , but for ourlove !

X:doyouwant melivealifeinsuchasorrow way ? ok , ok , Ipromise I willbealive for you .but !youknow, Ihavenot timeleft ,but you have ,promisethatyou will be happy everyday !Youmustdome this honor... promise meyou will survive... that youwillnevergiveup... nomatter what happens... no matter howhopeless... promise me now ,andnever let go of that promise.

H: I promise .

X:Never let go .

H:Ipromise . Iwill never let go ,

X.I''''''''ll never letgo.(X死)

H:be alive !yeah , bealive ! bealivewithout ahendance !lifecanbechanceliketimecangotoback . thereisbeatifulsnowbutinsping , solifecancomefromthebeginning ! （H自刎，艰难的爬到X身边死.音乐停。）

求5人演的英语小剧本篇二：搞笑5人英语剧本

搞笑5人英语剧本《西门吹雪与叶孤城》

演员表：

西门吹雪

叶孤城

花满楼

king

旁白

道具：牛奶两袋，匕首一把，戒子一枚，纸屑若干。

第一幕：决战紫荆城之颠

旁白：A quiet village is covered with white snow .

Birds are dancing in the cold .

A man is walking along the street ,step by step .

Wind is coming in silence.

Another mysterious man approaches .

Y与X相遇．

X：oH ,I am sorry to knock you !

Y: Ha ha, Never mind bay bay.

X: Excuse me， who are you on earth? Could you tell me your name?

Y: ha ha ,I won’t change my name! no matter what happens. I’m the most famous-------Ye Gucheng. Who are you?

X:I am ximen chuixue.

Y惊讶:Ar, ximenchui xue?

X:Yes,what is wrong?

Y:I heard that you are the best ing Martia lArts?

X:Great, you know me !

Y抱腿：Please, please„„ Don’t kill me! Let me you go! X:No, I must kill you !

Y:Idon''''''''''''''''t want to be killed. There are aeighty-year-old mother and a three-year old son to be looked after by me!

X:Noway! Because we are fighting now!you know?

Y突然站起冷冷的说：Don''''''''''''''''t force me!

X:Pardon!

(Y拿出一袋牛奶)

X抢过牛奶:milk, very good! I like drinking it. How do you know that?

Y:please drink it!

X喝完牛奶:Thanks, ha, ha

Y:Do you still want to kill me?

X:Sure, must! Milk is milk.

Y(恼怒+冷酷):Very good! Very good! I hope you will not forget

what you said!?

X:I’m sure Iwon’t!

Y:I must give youa lesson !If Idon''''''''''''''''t beat your this time, you’ll never behave properly!3-2-1-0!

X捂着肚子，蹲下：Oach,Oach !

Y大笑：Ha Ha„„

X可怜状: help! help! Where is the washroom?

Y:What ?

X:Toliet?

Y:What ?

X:The “WC”?

Y:Oh,I see ,go along this street and turn right when you see a corssing road!

X:Thanks, byebye.

Y掏出纸屑吹:This is genuirnes now!

H:Stop! Protecting the environment is a basic obligation! Y:Who are you?

H:Hua---man----lou! Have you seen ximen chuixue?

Y:Yes, he was beaten by me and is in“WC” now, ha„„ H惊讶:Now you are the best in the world!

Y:You are right!

H:Teriffic! You are the one my king looking for! Do you want join

inus?

Y:Yes,It’s very good.

H:Ok, follow me, Let’s go to see my king!

Y:Ok,Let’s go!

第二幕：无间道

H:My dearest ! let me introduce ye gucheng to you! （指Y） this is ye gucheng.

K:sit down plese, ye gucheng.

H走到Y前，《婚礼进行曲》起，H神甫状:Ye gucheng! Do youwant to follow my king no matter what happens such as cold headache, sair and aids?

Y: Yes,I do.

K: Hua manlou, come . put the ring on his finger!（音乐停） X唱着上:Only you„„(看到戒子) this ring should be mine! K:But who are you? Why should it belong you?

Y急切: king! Dear king! I must go now, my brother is looking for me! huoxi(维语再见)

K:huoxi? What does that mean? It is not English , isn’t it ? Y:How clever„„

X冷酷:ye gucheng! Come here!I want to tell you something! Y抱X的腿:old brother ! Forgive me!

X: Forgive me? Why?

Y: Once the re was hachange before me,I lost it. If the god give me anther chance, I’ll tell you“I love you”,If there must be a limited period, I hope it is thousand year!

X:You shall cheat me! all you did are wrong! how can you tell the lady’s“WC”!

Y:I like going lady’s WC .I„„I„„I think that you like what I like.(Ｙ又拿出一袋牛奶)

X: m-i-l-k?haha, ayixidailu!(我爱你的意思)

K: ayixidailu?What’sthemeaning? whyIalsocan’tunderstandyou? X:Youarestupid! Itmeans“I love you”.

K:Don’t saythat“you love me”. I’llkillyouforyousayingdirtywordtome!

X:What? (侧耳装着听不到) You---kill----me?come, come„(Ｘ上去抓住K)

K:Fuckyou. Imustkillyou!

X:Howcanyoukillme? haha„„

Y:Letmehaveatry! 3-2-1-0(X捂着肚子，蹲下)

K: thankyouverymuch, yousaveme. Now, I’llgiveyoutheticketforAmericantoletyou

haveavacation.

Y:That’s good. butthereisonemorething. canyougivemea MM ?IwanttogoAmericanwithher.

求5人演的英语小剧本篇三：搞笑5人英语剧本

搞笑5人英语剧本《西门吹雪与叶孤城》

演员表：

西门吹雪

叶孤城

花满楼

king

旁白

道具：牛奶两袋，匕首一把，戒子一枚，纸屑若干。

第一幕：决战紫荆城之颠

旁白：A quiet village is covered with white snow .

Birds are dancing in the cold .

A man is walking along the street ,step by step .

Wind is coming in silence.

Another mysterious man approaches .

Y与X相遇．

X：oH ,I am sorry to knock you !

Y:Haha, Nevermindbaybay.

X:Excuseme， whoareyouonearth? couldyoutellmeyourname?

Y:ha ha ,Iwon’tchangemyname! nomatterwhathappens. I’mthemostfamous-------YeGucheng. Whoareyou?

X:Iamximenchuixue.

Y惊讶:Ar, ximenchui xue?

X:Yes,whatiswrong?

Y:IheardthatyouarethebestingMartialArts?

X:Great, youknowme !

Y抱腿：Please, please„„ Don’tkillme! letmeyougo!

X:No, Imustkillyou !

Y:Idon''''''''''''''''twanttobekilled.Thereare aeighty-year-oldmotheandathree-yearold sontobelookedafterbyme!

X:Noway! Becausewearefightingnow!youknow?

Y突然站起冷冷的说：Don''''''''''''''''t forceme!

X:Pardon!

(Y拿出一袋牛奶)

X抢过牛奶:milk, verygood! Ilikedrinkingit. howdoyouknowthat?

Y:pleasedrinkit!

X喝完牛奶:Thanks, ha,ha

Y:Doyoustillwanttokillme?

X:Sure, must! milkismilk.

Y(恼怒+冷酷):Verygood! verygood! Ihopeyouwillnotforgetwhatyousaid!?

X:I’msureIwon’t!

Y:Imustgiveyoualesson!IfIdon''''''''''''''''tbeatyourthistime, you’llneverbehaveproperly!3-2-1-0! X捂着肚子，蹲下：Oach,Oach !

Y大笑：HaHa„„

X可怜状: help! help! Whereisthewashroom?

Y:What ?

X:Toliet?

Y:What ?

X:The “WC”?

Y:Oh,I see ,goalongthisstreetandturnrightwhenyouseeacorssingroad!

X:Thanks,byebye.

Y掏出纸屑吹:Thisisgenuirnesnow!

H:Stop!Protectingtheenvironmentisabasicobligation!

Y:Whoareyou?

H:Hua---man----lou! Haveyouseenximenchuixue?

Y:Yes, hewasbeatenbymeandisin“WC” now,ha„„

H惊讶:Nowyouarethebestintheworld!

Y:Youareright!

H:Teriffic!youaretheonemykinglookingfor! doyouwantjoininus?

Y:Yes,It’sverygood.

H:Ok, followme, Let’sgotoseemyking!

Y:Ok,Let’s go!

第二幕：无间道

H:Mydearest ! letmeintroduce yeguchengtoyou! （指Y） thisisyegucheng.

K:sitdownplese, yegucheng.

H走到Y前，《婚礼进行曲》起，H神甫状:Yegucheng! Doyouwanttofollowmykingnomatterwhathappenssuchascold headache,sair and aids?

Y: Yes,Ido.

K: Huamanlou, come . puttheringonhisfinger!（音乐停）

X唱着上:Onlyyou„„(看到戒子) thisringshouldbemine!

K:Butwhoareyou? whyshoulditbelongyou?

Y急切: king! dearking!Imustgonow,mybrotherislookingforme!huoxi(维语再见)

K:huoxi? Whatdoesthatmean? ItisnotEnglish, isn’t it ?

Y:How clever„„

X冷酷:yegucheng! comehere!Iwanttotellyousomething!

Y抱X的腿:oldbrother ! Forgiveme!

X:Forgiveme? Why?

Y: Oncetherewasachangebeforeme,Ilostit. Ifthegodgivemeantherchance, I’lltellyou“I love you”,Iftheremustbea limited period,Ihopeitisthousandyear!

X:Youshall cheat me!all you did are wrong!how can youtell thelady’s“WC”!

Y:Ilikegoinglady’s WC .I„„I„„IthinkthatyoulikewhatIlike.(Ｙ又拿出一袋牛奶) X: m-i-l-k?haha, ayixidailu!(我爱你的意思)

K: ayixidailu?What’sthemeaning? whyIalsocan’tunderstandyou?

X:Youarestupid! Itmeans“I love you”.

K:Don’t saythat“you love me”. I’llkillyouforyousayingdirtywordtome!

X:What? (侧耳装着听不到) You---kill----me?come, come„(Ｘ上去抓住K)

K:Fuckyou. Imustkillyou!

X:Howcanyoukillme? haha„„

Y:Letmehaveatry! 3-2-1-0(X捂着肚子，蹲下)

K: thankyouverymuch, yousaveme. Now, I’llgiveyoutheticketforAmericantoletyou haveavacation.

Y:That’s good. butthereisonemorething. canyougivemea MM ?IwanttogoAmericanwithher. K:ofcouse.Youaretheonewhohasthesimilartastewithme! Hahaha„„

Y:Hahaha-----

H:Where’ssomewhere?

K:What?

Y:Doyouwanttogolady’s“WC”?

X:Yes,I„„I„„ do.

H顶着摇头：X,no, no， youcan’tgotoLady’s “WC”. Thatisnottheplacewhereyoucangointo ! becauseyouareX ! youarethe bestmanofChinesekongfu!

X: whatifI’mthebestintheword? !whyItrymybesttolivebutI’mstillsomiserable ? whencanIgetmyfreedom? mustbethedeadday ? !

K: youareright. onewillnotbecleveruntilthedayhedie. Inthatcase ,whywill you die in such a bad sorrow way !gointo theLady’s WC , thendie , comfortablly ! goahead !

H: you , stupid , bad behavior ! goaway !

K; why ? whydoyouhelphim ! whoacturallyareyou ?

H: myreal name isLuXiaofeng------the wifeofX .I’maspy.

K惊讶: !you---you---YouareLuXiaofeng ? X’wife ?

H扑倒在Ｘ的身边：Ｘ,do’t die ,you should be alive ,there are much hope inthe fature and tomorrow is a goodbeginning !

K:what amoving story !I was impressed !

Y:life is a progress ,but it is depressed that it can not resume !

H: life isa progress ,and it is delight that itneedn’t resume !

(H忽然将一把匕首插进Y的心脏，Ｋ吓跑.音乐《再见，警察》起)

（X咳，H扑到身边，电影《我的父亲母亲》原声音乐起）

H: X , oh , no ,you can’t die ,we will go home together .

X:gohome ! ?

H:Tomorrow is another day !evenyou have thelast secondto live,youshould be alive ,not only for me , but for ourlove !

H: I promise .

X:Never let go .

H:Ipromise . Iwill never let go ,

X.I''''''''ll never letgo.(X死)

求5人演的英语小剧本篇四：英语5人搞笑微电影剧本

英语微电影剧本《Whose treat》

演员：A—— ，B—— ，C—— ，D—— ，旁白——

编剧：摄影：

后期制作：

插曲：场景一《铃儿响叮当》场景二《雪绒花》场景三《泰坦尼克号主题曲》场景四《flash》场景五《never say goodbye》或者《字母歌》

道具：一份报纸（最好是英文的），三份试卷（白纸即可），100元，64元找零，布娃娃（场景一：未定空地____5个人都到，拍摄）

旁白：One day ，some yang people want to get takeout as their dinner 一天，几个年轻人想叫外卖吃（直接录旁白，念完时候镜头落在四个人身上）

A: let’s get takeout ,please?（旁白念完直接开始）

B:why not? I like it .（开心，满足）

C:It's up to you .(看着A）

D:OK,but i have a good idea……(手托下巴，卖关子）

A：go on ，please（请求语气）

D：we always ”going Dutch “,.it‘s time to enjoy someone’s treat……我们总是AA制，这次找个人请客吧（扫一眼大家，继续卖关子）

C: but how should we drag the unfortunate? talk to us,please(请求）

D：(笑）OK，OK…….Each of us tell a joke, if not making others laugh, just pay ！我们每人讲一个笑话，如果不能把其他人逗笑，就买单哦。（得意）

A,B,C:good idea!(大家拍手，异口同声）

A：Let me tell a joke first .the title is” I'm Glad “.A school teacher was telling her

pupils the importance of making others glad. 我先讲吧，题目是“我很高兴”。一个老师正在对学生讲使别人高兴的重要性。现在，她说

（切到场景二，到一个教室，或有椅子的地方，把笑话表演出来，，拍）

旁白：Now, she said现在，她说

赵雪：children ，has anyone of you ever made someone else glad?你们当中有谁让别人高兴过？

王鹏：teacher, I've made someone glad yesterday.昨天我就使别人高兴过。

赵雪：Well done. Who was that?做得好，是谁呢？

王鹏：My granny.我奶奶。

赵雪：Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grand mother glad.好孩子，现在告诉我们，你是怎样使你奶奶高兴的。

王鹏：Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, ‘Granny, I'm going home,’ and she said, ‘Well, I'm glad’！是这样的，老师。我昨天去看她，在她那儿呆了三个小时。然后我跟她说：‘奶奶，我要回家了。’她说：‘啊，我很高兴！’ （切回场景一，BCD哈哈大笑A见状很开心，）

A：oh, i got it !我做到了（很开心）

B：yeah，yeah, maybe you just tell your own story .(指着A说完捂嘴笑）

A: I……（要解释，被B拦下）

B：OK，now ,It's my turn .”a gentle reminder”is the title.Having been married a long time, my husband sometimes needs a gentle reminder of a special occasion. 婚后已

久，我丈夫往往在一个特别事情上需要委婉的提醒。

(切换场景三，移至餐厅或有椅子的地方，拍摄，）

B：On the morning of our 35th anniversary, we were sitting at the breakfast table when I hinted, 在我们结婚35周年纪念的早上，我们正坐在早餐桌旁，我暗示道：（录旁白形式）

双："Honey, do you realize that we've been sitting in these same two seats for exactly 35 years?"“亲爱的，你意识到我们在这两个相同的座位上已坐了整整35年了吗？” B：Putting down the newspaper, he looked straight at me and said,他放下报纸，眼睛直直地望着我：

田："So, you want to switch seats?"“因此，你想交换座位吗？”

（切回场景一，ACD哈哈大笑中，）

B：so, i got it,(对C）maybe you will like the man in the future (笑）it‘s your turn C: oh,no ,he is stupid (不屑）,my title is “girl,oh little girl”题目是“让人无奈的孩子”When they're together, my five-year-old daughter and her cousin tend to cause mayhem. (['meɪhem] )one Saturday, I put my foot down.我五岁的女儿和她的表妹在一起的时候，总要招来大乱。一个星期六，我开始抗议了。

（切至场景四，某空地，拍摄）

： "All right, you two,"No screaming , grabbing, whining, hitting, teasing, tattling, breaking toys, scratching or fighting." “好啦，你们两个，”我严厉地说，“不许叫喊，

不许乱拿，不许哭闹，不许乱敲，不许取笑，不许扯淡，不许弄坏玩具，不许乱抓，不许打架。” （转身要走），双：“come on ,MengMeng, let's get dirty . "“来，，我们来把自己弄脏吧。” （切回场景一，ABD哈哈笑） B：OK,we three all did it ,now,(对D）only you left D:i’m very afraid now,maybe I’ll fail it . Let me try .it’s “A dollar per point”一分一块钱A professor was giving a big test one day to his students.一天，教授正在给学生们监考。（切场景五，至教室，拍摄） D(旁白形式）：He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait.他发下试卷，然后回到讲台前等待。（轩演教授，坐中间，演学生，考试时，左顾右盼很着急，交卷子时，左看看右看看掏出100元夹在卷子里并且写了一句话A dollar per point.）Once the test was over the students all handed the tests back in. "考试结束了，学生们纷纷交回试卷The professor noticed that one of the students had attached a $100 bill to his test with a note saying "A dollar per point."考试结束了，学生们纷纷交回试卷。教授发现一张试卷上别着一张百元钞票，还有一张纸条写着：“一分一块钱。”The next class the professor handed the tests back out. And walk up to the student ，said，第二堂课，教授把试卷都发回学生们手中。走到那个旁，

田：”here are your test and $64 change“这是你的试卷还有64块钱的找零。（邱大囧）（切回场景一，ABC死憋住不笑，各种憋）

D:well,my treat(很无奈）OK，you win……i’ll buy it right now(走开）（ABC终于放声大笑，落幕）

求5人演的英语小剧本篇五：5人英语话剧剧本

5人英语话剧剧本-Yes Means No(似是而非)

Teddy Lawson is going to marry Edith Merrill and he asks his father, Mr. Lawson, to finance his honeymoon. However, Teddy's father wants him to learn to say NO first because Teddy always says YES to everyone who makes a request. They make a deal that Mr. Lawson will give Teddy one hundred dollars for every time Teddy says NO in half an hour, but if Teddy says YES just once, Teddy forfeits every NO-Mr. Lawson's secretary, Miss Collins, will make the strict account of every NO.

In order to have a nice honeymoon, Teddy tries hard to carry out his father's orders and answer NO as many as possible to everything asked, even though he is running the risks of breaking his father's deal with T. J. Morgan and losing his own sweet heart,Edith Merrill...

TEDDY: (Coming to his father's desk L.)

Dad, there's something I want to tell you.

LAWSON: Oh, is that so! What is it?

TEDDY: Well, Dad, I've just proposed to Edith Merrill and she's accepted me.

LAWSON: Going to get married, eh? When do you intend doing this?

TEDDY: Right away. That's why I wanted to see you, and of course I know you'll finance the honeymoon.

LAWSON: Oh... I will, will I? (Pounds desk, rises and comes to Teddy C.) I'll tell you that I'm ashamed of you. You haven't any backbone... you can't say NO! I left you in charge of my business last week just to see how you'd conduct it. And you did great. Ha!... If I'd stayed away another week, you'd have ruined me (Strolls up C.)

TEDDY: I did the best I could!

LAWSON: Then you'd make a fine business man. (Coming down C.)The most essential thing in a business man's life is to be able to say "NO." At all times NO. Especially in a credit business like mine. But you said YES to everyone who asked for extra time. (Takes a few steps L.) TEDDY: But they always cried to me and I just couldn't say "no."

LAWSON: Well, you'll learn to say "no" before I finance any honeymoon. (Lawson is below desk L. Phone rings, Lawson turns to his desk, grabs phone quickly and sits down.)Lawson talking...! (Listens a second.) NO!!!I... said...NO. (Listens again.)Then I'll foreclose. That's final.. NO! (Lawson hangs up receiver. Turns to Teddy.)That's how I make my money.. being able to say NO.. NO.. NO. (Pounds desk with each "No!" Rises and comes to Teddy C.) And that's the way I want my son to be before he shoulders the responsibility of marriage.

TEDDY: Well, give me another chance, Dad... and I'll try to make good.

LAWSON: (He sneers the last word and takes a stroH up C.) Do you mean it?

TEDDY: You betl do

LAWSON: (Coming down L of Teddy.)

TEDDY: All right... I'll give you another chance. You want money for a honeymoon?.. .Very well! You take charge of this office while I go to lunch and I'll give you one hundred dollars for every time you say NO.

LAWSON: One hundred dollars?

TEDDY: Right! Do you think you can do it?

LAWSON: I'll try.

TEDDY: (Crosses R to Miss Collins.) Miss Collins, I want you to remain in this office with my son while I'm gone. You can sit at my desk. (Miss Collins doesn't move immediately.) NOW!(She jumps and crosses stage.)

COLLINS: Yes, sir!

LAWSON: (Crosses L.) And I don't want you to leave it for a second. Understand? (Miss Collins nods.) And I want you to keep strict account of every time my son says NO. But remember, if he answers YES just once... he forfeits every "NO." (Turning to Teddy.)Are you on?

TEDDY: Yes. (He realizes what he has said and clasps hand over his mouth.)

LAWSON: (Crossing R to door, taking coat and hat from hall-tree.) Very well. You'll be in charge here for one-half hour... (Looks at watch.) Now remember... not one "Yes."... It must be "NO" to everything. (Lawson exits and slams door.) (Teddy stands for a second smiling. Phone rings, and he rushes across stage to phone on desk L, and picking it up shouts into it.

TEDDY: NO.. POSITIVELY NO! (Hangs up. Strolls across stage, grinning at Miss Collins, who is amazed.) That's two... put them down.

COLLINS: (Writing.) Yes, sir.(Phone rings. Teddy grabs it again, while Miss Collins warns him to be careful.) You better hear who it is, sir. It may be important.

TEDDY: Hello? (Repeating what is said to him.) Is Mr. Lawson in? NO! Do I mind speaking for him? NO! What?... NO!

COLLINS: (Rising and pleading.) Don't you think you'd better hang up, sir?

TEDDY: (To Miss Collins.) No. Put them all down... there were five of them. (Into phone.) No, no, no! (Raising three fingers to Miss Collins.) I wasn't talking to you... I was talking to Mr. Lawson's secretary. What? No! I should worry? No! (Hangs up. Laughing heartily at his results so far.) COLLINS: (Fearfully.) Aren't you going a little too far, sir?

TEDDY: No! There's another. Are you keeping strict account of them? (Crosses to desk L.) How many are there?

COLLINS: Just... just thirteen, sir.

TEDDY: (Taking C and dancing a step.) Thirteen, eh?

COLLINS: But isn't that an unlucky number, sir?

TEDDY: No! That makes fourteen! (Teddy crosses to desk R.) Well, that's a trip to California, anyway. (Phone rings. But this time Miss Collins gets it first.)

COLLINS: Hullo? Just a second, please. (Now to Teddy in a whisper.) It's T. J. Morgan to see your father.

TEDDY: No!

COLLINS: Shall I tell him to come back?

TEDDY: No!

COLLINS: But he wants to know if he can see Mr. Lawson?

TEDDY: Tell him NO! (Emphatically. Crosses R.)

COLLINS: (Into phone.) No! (Hangs up.)

TEDDY: (Enjoying it all immensely.) Add three more to the list. How many is that now? (Teddy crosses to desk L.) (At this point T. J. Morgan rushes into room unceremoniously.)

MORGAN: What's the idea of telling me I can't see Lawson? Is he in? (Comes C as Teddy circles below him to R.)

TEDDY: No! (Miss Collins keeps marking every "no.")

MORGAN: (Turning to Miss Collins L.) Then who said Lawson wouldn't see me? Was it you? (Mill Collins starts to answer but Teddy butts in.)

TEDDY: No! (Hoists a finger for Miss Collins to get the additional "no" on the record.) MORGAN: (Turning back to Teddy R.) Oh, then it was you?

TEDDY: (Gulping.) No!

MORGAN: (Confused.) Then who was it? Was there anybody else in the office?

TEDDY: No!

MORGAN: Can't you say anything but "NO-O-O!?"

TEDDY: (Imitating his dragged out "No.") "NO-O-O!"

MORGAN: (Waving his hand in disgust.) You're a silly ass... Will you deny that?

TEDDY: For a hundred dollars?.. NO! (Signals Miss Collins to add it on the list.)

MORGAN: You're impossible. You tell him that T. J. Morgan was here to see him about that lumber deal. He likes to make money the same as everybody, doesn't he?

TEDDY: Why.. .er. . NO!

MORGAN: What? (He shakes his finger in Teddy's face.)Do you mean to tell me he's not interested in that lumber deal any more? (Miss Collins tries to speak. Morgan turns to her quickly.) Were you going to say something?

TEDDY: No.. She - she wasn't!

MORGAN: What? He doesn't want to make a hundred thousand dollars?

TEDDY: (Staggering a bit.) N-n-no.

COLLINS: Mr. Lawson, don't you think you'd beffer explain?

TEDDY: No! Keepwriting!!! (Crosses L to desk.)

COLLINS: (Pleading.) But, sir.. you.. you...

TEDDY: (Emphatically pounding desk on each "no.") I said NO. And when I say NO...I mean NO!!! four more.. .put them down! (Turns back to Morgan, smiling.)

MORGAN: Oh, I see, you're Lawson's son. He had you talk to me because he was afraid to face me himself. Well, there's only one reason for a man passing up a chance to make a hundred thousand dollars. He isn't a rich man at all, is he?

TEDDY: Rich?.. .N'n'no!

MORGAN: OH! He isn't, eh? I'll tend to him. He'll find out when he fools with T. J. Morgan he's fooling with fire. I'll show him.. I'll show him...(These last lines carry him off R.) (Teddy watches him as he goes and turns upstage, laughing convulsively. Leans on filing cabinet, back to audience.)

COLLINS: (Rising and coming to him.) Oh, Mr. Lawson, you'll ruin your father. And after all he is your father, isn't he?

TEDDY: No! (Still laughing.)

COLLINS: (Staggering back on her heels.) Oh, sir do you know what you are saying?

TEDDY: (Embraces Miss Collins, waltzing her down C.) No! I'm only thinking of a honeymoon in some far-off romantic spot.. and if he stays away long enough, I'm sure it will be Venice.(Pushing Miss Collins L.) Go over there and count "no's." How many have we got now? COLLINS: (Counting on desk L.) Thirty-eight, sir.

TEDDY: Thirty-eight hundred dollars.. Good. (Phone rings.)

COLLINS: Hello! Very well! (Hangs up. To Teddy.) Miss Merrill is here, sir.

TEDDY: (Startled.) Oh, I can't see her now!

COLLINS: I'm sorry, sir, but they told her that you were here, and she's coming in! (Miss Collins smiles with satisfaction.)

TEDDY: Oh, Lord! (He is at R of desk L.)

COLLINS: And remember, sir , not one YES... it must be NO to everything. (Edith enters, excited.)

EDITH: Hello, Teddy Bear.

TEDDY: Hello, darling! (They are C, Teddy,L. Edith, R.)

EDITH: Did you tell your father we were going to be married?

TEDDY: Ye.. .ye. . .P-Pos-itive-ly! (He looks over his shoulder at Miss Collins in triumph.) EDITH: You're a darling... and you're my darling, AREN'T YOU?

TEDDY: Oh, ye.. .ye. . .You said it! (Wipes his brow.) But don't you think you'd better run along now, and I'll see you after work? (He helps her toward the door... she pushes him back again.) EDITH: No, I'll stay. Don't you always want to be near me?

TEDDY: (Almost forgetting himself under the spell of her upturned lips.) I'll say ye.. ..... years and years to come will find us together.(Teddy crosses to C in triumph.)

EDITH: Then you do love me better than anything else in the world... don't you? SayYES(Pleadingly.)

TEDDY: Why.. .ye. . .ye...(Seeking escape.) Did that phone ring? (Crosses to phone R.)

EDITIH: No, it didn't. You are glad you proposed to me yesterday, aren't you, dear? SayYES!(She puts her hand on Teddy's cheek lovingly, and draws his head around to her.)

TEDDY: (Forgetting for a second.) Why.. YES... (He sees Miss Collins rise from desk with pencil at lips.) YER-T-AY was the happiest day of my life. (To Miss Collins.) That was yesterday. EDITH: (Puzzled.) And don't you feel the same today?

TEDDY: Why.. .ye. . ye.. Indeed I do.

EDITH: And you'll always be good to me, won't you, dear?

TEDDY: Ye...ye...you know I will. (Crosses L.)

EDITH: (Pointing to Miss Collins.) Is that woman your father's secretary?

TEDDY: Ye... Young Miss Collins is father's secretary. meet my fiancee, Miss Merrill.

COLLINS: (Behind desk L, Rises and bows.) Charmed to meet you, Miss Merrill. Mr. Lawson has spoken of you very ofien, haven't you, Mr. Lawson?

TEDDY: (Crosses R on above line and has started to seat himself at desk.) Oh, ye Huh? Have I?(Rises.)

EDITH: (Consoling him.) Poor Teddy Bear. I've noticed you've acted sort of strangely today. I think I'll run along now and leave you to your work. (Edith starts toward door R.) (Teddy crosses with her toward door.)

EDITH: (Suddenly remembering, and returning C.) Oh, my dear! I was leaving and forgetting the most important thing of all. Isn't our marriage the most important thing in the world to us? TEDDY: Why.. .ye. . .ye. . you know it is!

EDITH: (Taking his hand. Teddy R, EDITH L.) Then let's rehearse it. Here, take my hand! When the clergyman says to me, "Do you take this man for your lawful, wedded husband... answer 'Yes' or 'No.' And of course I'll answer YES! Then he turns to you and says, "Do you take this woman for your lawful wedded wife?.. .answer 'Yes' or 'No."' (She closes her eyes.) I'm just dying to hear you say "Yes." (Teddy with a look of anguish on his face, turns to see Miss Collins waiting with pencil in hand and does not reply. Edith opens her eyes, surprised at Teddy's silence.) Well, you

must say "Yes."

TEDDY: (Still watching Miss Collins.) I... Ican't... (Turns his back to them, face in his hands.) EDITH: What? Teddy Lawson, do you mean to say you don't want to say "Yes"?

TEDDY: No! (Indicates another "No" by raising a finger.)

EDITH: Then answer... YES or NO!

TEDDY: Darling... I must say NO!

EDITH: Oh!... NOW I see why you've been acting so now why you said No.

TEDDY: Darling, it was for your good that I said it.

EDITH: For my good! Oh, it's the woman who must pay!

TEDDY: You're wrong; it's Dad who must pay.

EDITH: Oh, so it was your father who bought your love for money. Well, I'll see him about this. Oh, my heart is breaking, my heart is breaking... (She exits R, in tears.)

COLLINS: I'm afraid you've lost your sweetheart, sir.

TEDDY: Oh, hush up! (Coming to Miss Collins L.) Did you help me out of my dilemma? NO! You could have said I was wanted outside... did you do it? NO! You could have had that phone ring. Did you do it? NO! Were you any help to me at all? NO! (He changes mood quickly.) That's four... put them all down. (Laughs and looks at sheet.) How many have we got there now? COLLINS: (Counting.) Five ten - fifteen -

TEDDY: Don't skip any.

COLLINS: Just forty-six, sir.

TEDDY: (Excitedly, taking stage.) Forty-six? Why, it'll be a trip around the world. I must make it an even fifty. (Offstage R, Lawson's voice is heard in warm argument.)

LAWSON: You just come in here with me. We'll see what this is all about. (He enters swiftly, followed by Edith and Mr. Morgan. They surround Teddy who has sneaked to C, half frightened.) Now Miss Merrill, ask him before me.

EDITH: (Half crying.) Didn't you tell me your father paid you to break off our engagement? TEDDY: NO! (She staggers back amazed.)

MORGAN: When I asked you about the lumber deal, what did you say?

TEDDY: NO!

LAWSON: (Coming toward Teddy and shaking his fist.) Don't you know any better than that? TEDDY: NO! (Calling to Miss Collins on opposite side.) That makes fifty!!!

LAWSON: (Bewildered) What's the idea?

TEDDY: The idea is that I've carried out your orders... I haven't said one... (Catches himself.) what you said not to say.

LAWSON: (Shaking fist in Teddy's face.) Do you think I'm a complete idiot?

TEDDY: No! (To Miss Collins.) There's another one... put it down.

LAWSON: (To Miss Collins.) Don't you DARE put that down. I've had enough of this.

MORGAN: (Approaching Lawson L, and brushing Teddy aside.) I think I understand it all now. It was ajoke.

LAWSON: Absolutely! (Going to door R with Morgan.) We'll talk it over at the club tonight. (Morgan exits R.)

TEDDY: (Meeting his father C, and grasping his coat lapel.) Make a check for me... for five thousand dollars. Fifty "No's," you know.

LAWSON: (Crossing to desk L.) How could anyone say fifty "No's" in fifteen minutes?

求5人演的英语小剧本篇六：英语短剧剧本适合5个人

NARRATOR: The story happened in the summer of 2009, Li Lei and Han Meimei all came to Hangzhou from theirs’hometown and they all entered the Zhejiang University of Technology. Han Mei studied the cultural transmission. Lei studied architecture. Both of them could have been two parallel lines. But suddenly one day when two parallel lines that

intersect it! ! ! So The story appeared in dogblood idol drama. Li Lei and Han Meimei are selected with a teacher, with a time of dancing. even more amazing things, other students are sub-arranged. Because they were two of the remaining class, so they became a partner. With the

increase in contact,They attracted each other. Han Meimei was troubled, he looked chaochao for help.

chaochao: what's wrong with you?

Han meimei: I seems to like li lei.

Chaochao: Go ahead.

Han meimei: But I have a boyfriend?

chaochao: hmm. Who do you prefer the two of them?

Han meimei: My boyfriend is tall, handsome and good for me, but I have no feeling.

Follow the development of Taiwanese drama. They still got together.

20-year-old young men and women think feeling was a thing that nothing can compare.

Like others, they ate together, went for a walk after dinner, besides in the end of term,they also went to the library to review together. So the library was also a good place to love. when H was unhappy, L took H to the playground to watch stars. When Valentine's Day and H’s Birthday, L gave H gifts and flowers. And when L played basketball injured. H accompanyed him in the hospital all day. Consumption Of course, They also argued sometimes . For example ,sometimes L would ignore h for basketball . But fortunately, they Spent four years in college to go so smoothly. By midway university graduate, H because daddy's friends in hangzhou open company, so soon found a job. But lilei had his work experience required . Since no work experience, and no help from others,

in finding a job two months later, He still did not find a job.

H saw L daily setting out early, very distressed. So:

H: let my father help you?

L: no. I can do it myself.

H: you are looking for a job for so long, don’t be so stubborn. L: you don't believe me?

H: no. I believe you. But...

L: ok, don't say anymore. I won't accept it, I'll support you.

It is in this backdrop, their contradiction growing discontent. So They broke up eventually.

L: You occasionally to retreat a step, can’t you?

H: You always to retreat a step,can't you?

Hence, the original two at the intersection of parallel lines and to return to normal. After graduation. H stay in hangzhou. And L went to Shanghai because of the more chance .

3 years later

L came to hangzhou on business. L happened to meet H

L: I'm sorry. Han meimei?

H: li lei? L: long time no see

H: well. Long time no see. en.. How are you?

L: I'm fine, and you?

H: me too.

L: HMM. This is?

H: oh, this is my boyfriend, he is very kind to me, we're going to get married.

L: oh, congratulations, HMM. I have something to do,so I should go. Let’s dinner next time. telephone contact.

H: oh, good. Telephone contact, byebye

L: byebye

So, for a boring and awkward conversation ended. L suddenly

remembered after graduation he changed the number. He doesn't have H phone number. Hesitated, he eventually did not go to ask her number. Hence, the dog blood was derided the Taiwanese reality.

That to all of the single and the non single.

求5人演的英语小剧本篇七：5人英语剧本之西门吹雪

搞笑5人剧本《西门吹雪与叶孤城》

演员表：西门吹雪叶孤城花满楼 king 旁白

道具：牛奶两袋，匕首一把，戒子一枚，纸屑若干。

第一幕：决战紫荆城之颠

旁白：A quiet village is covered with white snow .

Birds are dancing in the cold .

A man is walking along the street ,step by step .

Wind is coming in silence.

Another mysterious man approaches .

Y与X相遇．

X：Oh ,I am sorry to knock you !

Y: Ha ha, Never mind baybay.

X: Excuse me， who are you on earth? could you tell me your name?

Y: Ha ha, I won’t change my name! no matter what happens. I’m the most famous-------YeGucheng. Who are you?

X:I am Ximenchuixue.

Y惊讶:Ar, ximenchuixue?

X:Yes, what is wrong?

Y:I heard that you are the besting MartialArts?

X:Great, you know me !

Y抱腿：Please, please…… Don’t kill me! let me you go!

X: No, I must kill you !

Y: I don't want to be killed. There are an eighty-year-old mother and a three-year old son to be looked after by me!

X: Noway! Because we are fighting now! you know?

Y突然站起冷冷的说：Don't force me!

X: Pardon!

(Y拿出一袋牛奶)

X抢过牛奶:milk, very good! I like drinking it. how do you know that?

Y: Please drink it!

X喝完牛奶:Thanks, ha,ha

Y: Do you still want to kill me?

X: Sure, must! milk is milk.

Y(恼怒+冷酷):Very good! Very good! I hope you will not forget what you said!?

X: I’m sure I won’t!

Y:I must give you a lesson! If I don't beat you this time, you’ll never be have properly! 3-2-1-0! X捂着肚子，蹲下：Oach,Oach !

Y大笑：HaHa……

X可怜状: help! help! Where is the washroom?

Y:What ?

X:Toliet?

Y:What ?

X:The “WC”?

Y:Oh,I see ,go along this street and turn right when you see a corssing road!

X:Thanks,byebye.

Y掏出纸屑吹:This is genuine snow!

H:Stop!Protecting the environment is a basic obligation!

Y:Who areyou?

H:Hua---man----lou! Have you seen ximenchuixue?

Y:Yes, he was beaten by me and is in“WC” now,ha……

H惊讶:Now you are the best in the world!

Y:You are right!

H:Teriffic!you are the one my king looking for! Do you want joinin us?

Y:Yes,It’s very good.

H:Ok, follow me, Let’s go to see my king!

Y:Ok,Let’s go!

第二幕：无间道

H:My dearest ! let me introduce Yegucheng to you! （指Y） this is Yegucheng.

K:sit down plese, yegucheng.

H走到Y前，《婚礼进行曲》起，H神甫状:Yegucheng! Do you want to follow my king no matter what happens such as cold headache,sair and aids?

Y: Yes,Ido.

K: Huamanlou, come . put the ring on his finger!（音乐停）

X唱着上:Onlyyou……(看到戒子) this ring should be mine!

K:But who are you? Why should it belong you?

Y急切: king! Dear king!I must go now,my brother is looking for me! huoxi(维语再见) K:huoxi? What does that mean? It is not English, isn’t it ?

Y:How clever……

X冷酷:yegucheng! Come here!Iwant to tell you something!

Y抱X的腿:oldbrother ! Forgive me!

X:Forgiveme? Why?

Y: Once there was a chance before me, I lost it. If the god give me an other chance, I’ll tell you,I love you,If there must be a limited period,I hope it is thousand year!

X:You shall cheat me!all you did are wrong!how can you tell the lady’s“WC”!

Y:I like going lady’s WC .I.I..I think that you like what I like.(Ｙ又拿出一袋牛奶)

X: m-i-l-k?haha, ayixidailu!(我爱你的意思)

K: ayixidailu?What’s the meaning? Why I also can’t understand you?

X:You are stupid! It means“I love you”.

K:Don’t say that you love me. I’ll kill you for you saying dirty word to me!

X:What? (侧耳装着听不到) You---kill----me?come, come…(Ｘ抓住K)

K:Fuck you. I must kill you!

X:How can you kill me? haha……

Y:Let me have a try! 3-2-1-0(X捂着肚子，蹲下)

K:thank you very much,you save me. Now, I’ll give you the ticket for American to let you have a vacation.

Y:That’s good. But there is one more thing. Can you give me a MM ?I want to go American with her.

K:of couse.You are the one who has the similar taste with me! Hahaha……

Y:Hahaha-----

H:Where’s some where?

K:What?

Y:Do you want to go lady’s“WC”?

X:Yes,I……I…… do.

H顶着摇头：X,no, no， you can’t go to Lady’s “WC”. That is not the place where you can go into ! because you are X ! you are the best man of Chinese kongfu!

X: what if I’m the best in the word? Why I try my best to live but I’m still so miserable ? when can I get my freedom? Must be the dead day ? !

K: you are right. One will not be clever until the day he die. In that case ,why will you die in such a bad sorrow way !go into the Lady’s WC , then die , comfortablly ! go ahead !

H: you , stupid , bad behavior ! go away !

K; why ? why do you help him ! who acturally are you ?

H: my real name is LuXiaofeng------the wife of X .I’m a spy.

K惊讶: !you---you---You are LuXiaofeng ? X’wife ?

Y: I have already recognized you . a tricker ! do you know, you are the first person who cheated me ! because of you ,I deeide never believe anyone else ,including myself .you have destroyed my looking for you for many years ,just for today ! (轻声说)Ｘwill die ,go and see him ,please .

H扑倒在Ｘ的身边：Ｘ,do’t die ,you should be alive ,there are much hope in the fature and tomorrow is a good beginning !

K:what a moving story !I was impressed !

Y:life is a progress ,but it is depressed that it can not resume !

H: life is a progress ,and it is delight that it needn’t resume !

(H忽然将一把匕首插进Y的心脏，Ｋ吓跑.音乐《再见，警察》起)

Y痛苦状:don’t leave me here , you know I love you and I have nothing except you now ,please not abandon me ! I realize that I’m wrong .help me,I intend to be back ,help me ,I key you ,beg you------help me . I’ll never do that again !(Y死，音乐停)

（X咳，H扑到身边，电影《我的父亲母亲》原声音乐起）

H: X , oh , no ,you can’t die ,we will go home together .

X:go home ! ?

H:Tomorrow is another day! even you have the last second to live,you should be alive ,not only for me , but for our love !

X:Do you want me live a life in such a sorrow way ? ok , ok , I promise I will bealive for you .but !you know, I have not time left ,but you have ,promise that you will be happy everyday !You must do me this honor... promise me you will survive... that you will never give up... no matter what happens... no matter how hopeless... promise me now ,and never let go of that promise.

H: I promise .

X:Never let go .

H:I promise . I will never let go ,

X.I'll never let go.(X死)

H:be alive! yeah , be alive ! be alive without a hendance !life can be chance like time can go to back . there is beautiful snow but in spring , so life can come from the beginning ! （H自刎，艰难的爬到X身边死.音乐停。）

求5人演的英语小剧本篇八：5人英语话剧剧本

Yes Means No(似是而非)

Summary:

Teddy Lawson is going to marry Edith Merrill and he asks his father, Mr. Lawson, to finance his honeymoon. However, Teddy's father wants him to learn to say NO first because Teddy always says YES to everyone who makes a request. They make a deal that Mr. Lawson will give Teddy one hundred dollars for every time Teddy says NO in half an hour, but if Teddy says YES just once, Teddy forfeits every NO. Mr. Lawson's secretary, Miss Collins, will make the strict account of every NO.

TEDDY: (Coming to his father's desk L.) Dad, there's something I want to tell you.

LAWSON: Oh, What is it?

TEDDY: Well, Dad, I've just proposed to Edith Merrill and she's accepted me.

LAWSON: Going to get married, eh? When do you intend doing this?

TEDDY: Right away. That's why I wanted to see you, and of course I know you'll finance the honeymoon.

TEDDY: I did the best I could!

TEDDY: But they always cried to me and I just couldn't say "no."