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英语短小品篇一:英语小品短剧

英语小品短剧

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英文小短剧本文转自小品剧本,个人简历 简历封面

A(衣衫褴褛) B(衣着光鲜) C小花 D小草 E椅子 F新闻记者

B坐在E上吃东西,A一乞丐上前

A:先生,先生,请给我些面包,谢谢,我饿得不行了。 B:(厌恶)让开,让开。(然后便起身离开,这时他的钱包掉到E上头了)

A:先生,先生(A看见后,立即拾起,追上了走远的B) B:让开,让开啊,我没吃的了,也没钱了(看也不看A,仍自顾自地走了)

C:他真愚蠢啊

D:是啊是啊(D点头附和)

A:可……先生……您听我说……(仍拉着B衣服的后摆) B:挖,你这人怎么这么讨厌!(还是没有回头看A一眼) C:椅子啊,你会不会觉得刚刚坐在你身上的人特愚蠢? E:唉,人总是这么愚蠢啊~~~~

D:是啊是啊

与此同时A与B还在纠缠,这时E终于隐忍不住爆发了。 E:先生!你的钱包丢了!你怎么这么傻啊。

A与B同时回头,看见了那会说话的椅子E,吓昏过去了。这一幕恰巧被经过的F看见了。于是F就报道了这一事件。

F:大家好,我是新闻记者F,今天我看见了一个奇异的现象,一个椅子说话了,两个人被吓昏了,下面我将采访一下被吓昏的两个人。

B:哦,上帝,哦,妈妈。

F:这个人傻了,我们不鸟他了,下面我采访一下另一个人吧,请问你为什么不告诉他,他的钱包丢了?

A:对不起,我不知道“钱包”这个单词怎么讲……

F:通过这一事件,我们可以认识到,掌握一门外语的重要性,以及金钱给人类带来的影响。是吗,椅子?

E:是啊,是啊(E傻傻地拼命点头)

C:唉,人可真愚蠢,椅子也被他们弄傻了。

D:谁让这是一个童话呢……

为了配合马可的英文翻译,所以台词能简单就简单啦。下面是马可的英文翻译。

A:sir,sir,please give me a piece of bread.thank you,sir.I'm hungry to die.

B:get away,get away,dirty man.

A:sir,sir!!

B:run away,please run away.I have no food,and I don't have money,either.

C:hey,xiao D,he is so foolish,isn't he?

D:yes,yes.

A:but....sir....please listen to me.....

B:wa,why are you so disgusting!!

C:hey,chair,do you feel the man sat on you a moment ago is very stupid.

E:ai,pretty flower,do you know,men are always very silly. D:yes,yes!!

E:sir!you lost your wallet!can't you be more clever? F:good morning,everybody.I'm a jonrnist F. Today I saw a very weird thing--a chair open her mouth,and two men are frightened to faint.now,I will intenview the two nozzy man.

B:wo,my god,wo,my,mum.

F:I'm sorry to tell you this man has been mad.we needn't take notice of him.let me interview the other

man,hello,man,can you tell men why didn't you tell him he lost his wallet?

A:I'm sorry,I don't know how to speak "钱包" in english......

F:dear audience,through this thing we can learn that how improtant it is to mastery a foreign language,and how lagre the money affect us.is that all right,chair?

E:yes,yes.

C:ai,men is so silly.

D:don't believe us,it is just a fairly tale.

本文转自小品剧本,个人简历 简历封面

刚刚小安告诉我“丢提瑞破特”原来是这样写的duty report……英语老师把班上69个人分成12组,一个组有5到6个人,每周大家坐一块讨论件事情,这周我们就打算做这个小话剧了,下次可能打算写个续集什么的。我就演那台词简单的小花,70604演台词最少的小草,马可可能演那个台词也很少但是却是真正意义上的主角的椅子,我们的续集的情节梗概都准备好了。准备写那个椅子被人们关注后所发生的一系列事情。哈,系列啊,够我们搞到那个英语老师下台了……

本文来自: 恒星英语学习网(详细出处参考: 英语语法术语

语法 grammar

句法 syntax

词法 morphology

结构 structure

层次 rank

句子 sentence

从句 clause

词组 phrase

词类 part of speech 单词 word

实词 notional word 虚词 structural word 单纯词simple word

派生词derivative

复合词compound

词性part of speech

名词 noun

专有名词 proper noun 普通名词 common noun 可数名词 countable noun 不可数名词 uncountable noun 抽象名词 abstract noun 具体名词 concret noun 物质名词 material noun

英语短小品篇二:小品英语

English Learning

第一部分

报幕员台词:

W: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.

Both: 大家晚上好。

W: With the opening up of China and the development of its tourism industry, English, as an international language, is becoming more and more important.

M: 随着中国的对外开放,旅游业的迅速发展,英语,作为国际语言,在我们的身边变得越

来越重要。

W: The Government of the Baoji City calls on the whole city to learn English.

M: 宝鸡市委、市政府号召全市人民兴起了学习英语的新高潮。

W: Now, you can see everyone, men and women, young and old, learning English everywhere. M: 如今,在宝鸡,您随处可见男男女女、老老少少都在学英语。

我们金口才外国语学校里的学生都特别的爱学英语,这不,在我们的课余时间里两位同学就对英语学习进行了一番讨论。Ok. Let's enjoy the performance, “English learning”. 请欣赏我们的小品《学英语》。

第二部分

剧本台词:

(时间:星期一早晨 地点:校园里)

Li Le: (出场) My name is Le le, I am a student of our training School. But I just came here yesterday, I know nothing about English.

SUN: My name is Le le。

LI: (乐乐上。练读旅游英语300句 ) How do you do(好赌有赌) ? How do you do(好赌有赌)? Nice to meet you(奶死吐米油). Me, too. I can't speak Chinese(爱砍他死屁踩你死). Can(砍) you(油)speak English(英国历史)? Yes, a little(啊里头). What can I do for you(我砍爱读佛油)? 这不,中国的发展这么快,人人都在学英语,我也要更加努力学好English„.. 芳芳,芳芳!

SUN: 你好,乐乐。

LI: 你好, 你再听我读一遍,看看还有什么地方读得不好。(读旅游 英语300句)How do you do (好赌有赌)? How do you do(好赌有赌)? Nice to meet you(奶死吐米油). Me,too. I can't speak Chinese.(爱砍他死屁踩你死). Can you speak English(砍油死屁英国历史)? Yes(爷死), a little(啊里头).What can I do for you(我砍爱读佛油)? (他边读边摇头晃脑,很自豪的样子)

Fang: 奶奶,什么“好赌有赌”,是“How do you do? ”。不是“英国历史”,是"English"。 是" Chinese",不是“踩你死”。跟我读。How do you do?(奶奶跟读) 不行,How do you do?(奶

奶跟读) 好,再读 一 遍,(奶奶读)好,很 好.I can't speak Chinese. Can you speak English?(奶奶跟读)再来,I can't speak Chinese.(奶奶跟读) 好的,再来。(奶奶读)Can you speak English?(奶奶跟读) 好,再练一下。

A:Do,do,do,how do you do? See, see, see, nice to see you. ABCDEFG, I must 攻克you。Yeah. B:Hey, hey,hey.挺认真的呢!在干什么?英国老鼠,很时代感呀!

A:哎,不学也不行了。往事不可提呀,太伤我们中华民族的自尊了。

B:这么惨,说来听听。

A:哎,有一次我在广州和daddy, mummy去广州乘bus.

B:guangzhou bus, wow,many people.

A:对了,人都快被挤成相片了。那bus go,stop,go, stop,我是东摇西晃前赴后继,啊,一不小心——

B:撞死了。

A:你咋就不能说一句好话啊!撞死了谁做你的搭档啊!踩到后面人的脚了。我回头一看,原来是一个身材魁梧,黄头发,蓝眼睛,白皮肤——

B:你说老外得了呗!

A:我一看是老外,咱可不能丢我们中华少年儿童的良好传统,于是我露出一个真诚的、迷人的微笑,说:I’m sorry!

B:Oh,I’m sorry ,too!

A:我这心一想:啊,人家老外sorry two, Oh, I’m sorry three.

B:What are you sorry for?

A:哎呀!这老外是寸步不让啊,他都Sorry four了,不行,我好歹也是学了五六年的英语了,我连忙说Oh,Oh,Oh,I’m sorry five !

B:Sorry five? HA! HA! HA!

A:这老外还敢取笑我,气刹吾也!I’ll give you some colour to see see!

B:(模仿老外口音)什么?你要给我一点颜色看看!

A:我一听,太伤自尊心了,于是一横心就打算把这破英语搞好。听说您最近英语学得很有心得,是不是真的呢?

B:不敢,不敢,只不过是学得了一点儿皮毛,说不上一级棒!

A:那这样子好了,让我来考考您!

B:沒问题,尽管考~ (一副很有自信的样子)

A:注意听了:I am the apple of my parent's eye."是什么意思?

B:apple,那还不容易吗?我们学校一年级的小朋友都会了,还考我:苹果啦。eye:就是眼睛。苹果眼睛,苹果怎么在眼睛呢?错了,肯定是句错句。那些老外的眼睛那么大的吗?往你父母的眼睛放苹果?

A:No -No-No-------

B:Oh, please.(哀求狀)到底是什么了?

A:嘿嘿,不懂了吧。你想想,我的爸爸妈妈最疼哪个呀?

B:当然是你啦。

A:对了,在他们的眼里,我是什么了?

B:小宝贝,小皇帝。

A:汝子可教,汝子可教呀。那么: I am the apple of my parents' eye.就是说:

A/B:我是我父母的小宝贝,我父母的掌上明珠。

B:英国老鼠的知识实在太有趣了,我一定要好好地学习。

A:对。让我们天天read,天天listen,天天进步!yeah.

英语短小品篇三:6人英语小品短话剧剧本

6人英语小品短话剧剧本

A(衣衫褴褛) B(衣着光鲜) C小花 D小草 E椅子 F新闻记者

B坐在E上吃东西,A一乞丐上前

A:先生,先生,请给我些面包,谢谢,我饿得不行了。

B:(厌恶)让开,让开。(然后便起身离开,这时他的钱包掉到E上头了)

A:先生,先生(A看见后,立即拾起,追上了走远的B)

B:让开,让开啊,我没吃的了,也没钱了(看也不看A,仍自顾自地走了)

C:他真愚蠢啊

D:是啊是啊(D点头附和)

A:可„„先生„„您听我说„„(仍拉着B衣服的后摆)

B:挖,你这人怎么这么讨厌!(还是没有回头看A一眼)

C:椅子啊,你会不会觉得刚刚坐在你身上的人特愚蠢?

E:唉,人总是这么愚蠢啊~~~~

D:是啊是啊

与此同时A与B还在纠缠,这时E终于隐忍不住爆发了。

E:先生!你的钱包丢了!你怎么这么傻啊。

A与B同时回头,看见了那会说话的椅子E,吓昏过去了。这一幕恰巧被经过的F看见了。于是F就报道了这一事件。

F:大家好,我是新闻记者F,今天我看见了一个奇异的现象,一个椅子说话了,两个人被吓昏了,下面我将采访一下被吓昏的两个人。

B:哦,上帝,哦,妈妈。

F:这个人傻了,我们不鸟他了,下面我采访一下另一个人吧,请问你为什么不告诉他,他的钱包丢了?

A:对不起,我不知道“钱包”这个单词怎么讲„„

F:通过这一事件,我们可以认识到,掌握一门外语的重要性,以及金钱给人类带来的影响。是吗,椅子?

E:是啊,是啊(E傻傻地拼命点头)

C:唉,人可真愚蠢,椅子也被他们弄傻了。

D:谁让这是一个童话呢„„

为了配合马可的英文翻译,所以台词能简单就简单啦。下面是马可的英文翻译。

A:sir,sir,please give me a piece of bread.thank you,sir.I'm hungry to die.

B:get away,get away,dirty man.

A:sir,sir!!

B:run away,please run away.I have no food,and I don't have money,either.

C:hey,xiao D,he is so foolish,isn't he?

D:yes,yes.

A:but....sir....please listen to me.....

B:wa,why are you so disgusting!!

C:hey,chair,do you feel the man sat on you a moment ago is very stupid.

E:ai,pretty flower,do you know,men are always very silly.

D:yes,yes!!

E:sir!you lost your wallet!can't you be more clever?

F:good morning,everybody.I'm a jonrnist F. Today I saw a very weird thing--a chair open her mouth,and two men are frightened to faint.now,I will intenview the two nozzy man.

B:wo,my god,wo,my,mum.

F:I'm sorry to tell you this man has been mad.we needn't take notice of him.let me interview the other man,hello,man,can you tell men why didn't you tell him he lost his wallet?

A:I'm sorry,I don't know how to speak "钱包" in english......

F:dear audience,through this thing we can learn that how improtant it is to mastery a foreign language,and how lagre the money affect us.is that all right,chair?

E:yes,yes. (本文来自天空剧本网 )

C:ai,men is so silly.

D:don't believe us,it is just a fairly tale.

英语短小品篇四:英语小品剧本

这个英语小品剧本是我们为了英语科技节上的节目,我们VICTOR小组一起编的,表演后感觉也很不错,这段时间大家都很辛苦,很团结,感谢大家的辛勤付出,相信这将是我们一段永远值得怀念的美好记忆。

第一幕(急诊室)

场景:医生看报纸,护士站立,家属甲乙推车,病人呻吟,旁白举牌过^^

家属甲:Anybody here? Help! Help!

护士过来,量血压

家属乙:Hurry up ! Hurry up! Do something ,please! Is he serious? 病人:oh don’t touch me, I would die!

护士: Be quiet ! Don’t move . Shut up !(量完血压)ok, I ‘ll call the doctor!

(走到医生面前),doctor ,the patient is coming!

医生:(放下报纸,走过去,开始检查病人,病人叫)

家属乙:(焦急状)Is he serious?

医生: Be quiet ! Let me examine him! (检查完,回到桌子)you need to take some examinations.(开单)

家属甲:Can you give some medicine to him, but not to take this examination? 医生:of course not!

家属接单后做推车状,然后反身再做推车状,旁白举牌过,进入第二幕. 第二幕(检验室)

家属甲:Anybody here? We need examinations.

护士: what’s the matter? I see, pay for the check up first! 家属甲,Can we take the examination first?

护士:No money no examination!

家属乙:(接过单子飞快跑下去,数秒后飞快跑回来,气喘嘘嘘状)Here you are! I have paid for it, please hurry up!

护士:(走向检验,给单)Doctor!

检验:(接单,拿好注射器,慢慢起身,慢慢走过去,举针做注射准备状)Don’t move!

病人:Oh my god ! It’s terrible ! You’ll kill me !

家属乙: (看着针头惊恐状)Are you sure you have to do this?

检验:of course!(手横握针筒,作猛扎状!)

病人惨叫„„„„„„„„

家属乙:How long can we get the result?

检验:(不耐烦状,回身摆手说)Go back to the emergence room and wait for the result.

家属气喘嘘嘘推车状,再反身推车,旁白举牌过,进入第三幕。

第三幕(影像室)

家属甲:Doctor! Doctor!Hurry up ! He feel pain a lot !(病人呻吟)

影像:(走过来,对病人说)Keep silent! Don’t move !Otherwise I can’t finish it!(回桌子做操作状)

病人扭动,呻吟„„

影像:(生气状,调高音调)I have told you that don’t move.(指着家属) You ,let him not move.

家属:(作诚惶诚恐状,不停点头,上前扶住)OK, OK!

家属乙:How long can we wait for the report?

影像:(作不耐烦状,摆手道)Go and wait in the emergence room! 家属气喘嘘嘘推车状,再反身推车,旁白举牌过,进入第四幕。

第四幕(急诊室)

家属乙:Doctor! Doctor! We have done all the examinations now. Please do something release his pain. He is painful!

医生:(放下报纸,起身看下病人,回到桌子坐下,开单状)He needs more examinations.

家属甲:(冲上去拍桌子,大声怒斥)What are you doing? Are you a doctor? (手指病人)Look at him, he is painful!( 病人扭动,大声呻吟)Why don’t you care his suffering?

医生:(大声喊道)The examination is necessary .Take it or leave it! 家属甲: NO, we would not go to anywhere!

医生:You must do it !(把单子交给家属甲)

家属甲:(接过检查单,转身撕掉,掏出手机,喊道)Call everybody come to the hospital!

医生:(听到后做惊愕状,和护士对一眼,心领神会状,慌忙从桌下掏出头盔,一手慌张的戴头盔,一手掏出手机大声喊)SOS! SOS! NO . ONE ALERT! 后台其余医生事先戴好口罩,头盔戴歪点,一手扶头盔一手拿棍子做狼狈状跑上来,大喊:“where? Where?” 旁白提棍子冲上台,家属抄凳子,举起做火拼状,定格。

旁白:(走到前面)Why will it happen ? What do you think about this? I hope this scene will not happen forever! Thank you !

英语短小品篇五:英文小品

英语小品剧本《追星》

人物:追星A, 追星B,追星C,明星,车主 旁白 经纪人

旁白:A girl is crazy about a star called Handsome+人名. Even when she is asleep, she can dream that man.

A:(打哈欠),I need to go to bed, I’m so sleepy.(打哈欠)——边走边说 (趴在讲台上睡) (进入梦乡)

旁白:In her dream……

(上台摆两个凳子,A做一个)

A:Oh, it’s a fine day. (假装看天) (然后突然不经意的拿起一本书翻看)

明星:(上台):Oh, it’s a fine day. (然后坐凳子)

(A看着看着书,就不经意的往旁边看,然后再看看书,突然感觉不对劲,在意外的往旁边看,看到了自己最喜爱的那个明星,十分激动,不敢相信这是真的)

A:Are you … are you that … super star?(激动地说不出话)

明星:(随意的回答) Yes, what’s wrong?

A: I’m your fan,super fan. Your photos are full of my bedroom, no, they are full of my house, including kitchen, living room, bedrooms, and… and toilet.

(激动,后面讲到厕所时,还有点不好意思)

(当明星听到厕所时,很惊讶)

明星:You are too…enthusiastic [in,θju:zi'?stik]. (有点嫌弃)

A: Can you give me your signature?

(讲到签名,明星就兴奋了)

明星:Ok ,of course!

A:(大声喊)Oh ,I will have the Handsome______’s signature

(突然,两个人跑过来,B把A给推开了然后两人问明星要签名)

B:Please ,please give me signature!!!!!!!

C: No, give it to me, to me!!!

(两人抢着,A一人孤零零的站在旁边,)

A: Why the result is this ?(抱头痛哭,边走边哭,然后走到睡觉的那个地方,恢复原来的样子,还有点啜泣)

A: Er? Where is it? Oh,it’s just a dream , but ,it’s a bad dream.

It’s too early, I want sleep.(又趴下去)

旁白:In her second dream, the scene is at the crossroads.

A: Look at the tall buildings, they like the …like the …I don’t have any adjrectives to describe them.

(明星上场,走在对面,也在欣赏某些东西)

A:Oh ,look at there, that man is like a star ! Oh ,Oh ,Oh ,(一次比一次激动)he is …..he is…..Handsome_______!I want his signature! But there is too much cars, What can I do? What can I do? I don’t care this any more, the signature is more important!

(正当他准备过马路时,车主做开车动作来了,将要撞A,A很害怕)

车主:Look out!

A:Don’t come here, don’t come here!(闭着眼睛) (车主迅速下台)

(A突然站起来,睁开眼睛)

A:A dream .too? Oh, my god, Why do I always can’t get the signature? No, I must get it, sleep again! Yes ,sleep! But ,why do I stand here? I should lie in the bed. Whether these, I must go to

bed and get the signature!(趴着又睡)

旁白:In her third dream

(明星在签名,A前面有B, C)

经纪人:One by one, Don’t be wrought-up

A: Yeah, I can get it at last. Before me ,there are only two people.

(到B)

B:I love you very much. My dreamlover.

明星:Thank you

(B下,C上)

C: Oh,I meet you ,can I hug with you ?

明星:Sure.

(两人抱了一下)

(到A)

A: I can get your signature in the end! I’m so excited

(明星面目有点难受的样子,手捂着肚子)

明星:Sorry, can I go to the toilet for a moment? My stomach is hurt a lot.(难受)

A: Yes, make yourselfe at home.

(过来一会儿)

A: Handsome_______ has gone to toilet for such a long time. Is he ok?

经纪人对A说:Sorry, the girl, Handsome_____ perhaps can’tcome here to give you signature, He is too hurt. He went home.

A: Ah? Why always me ? (伤心地离开,走到睡着的地方)

(突然起身)

A :Why always me ? I only want a signature~~ ai~~ What time is it now ? (看了一下钟,表情惊讶) It’s near 8 o’clock .I can’t arrive at the school on time! Oh no ,hurry up hurry up!

英语短小品篇六:英语小品短剧

英文小短剧本文转自小品剧本,个人简历 简历封面 A(衣衫褴褛) B(衣着光鲜) C小花 D小草 E椅子 F新闻记者

B坐在E上吃东西,A一乞丐上前

A:先生,先生,请给我些面包,谢谢,我饿得不行了。

B:(厌恶)让开,让开。(然后便起身离开,这时他的钱包掉到E上头了)

A:先生,先生(A看见后,立即拾起,追上了走远的B)

B:让开,让开啊,我没吃的了,也没钱了(看也不看A,仍自顾自地走了)

C:他真愚蠢啊

D:是啊是啊(D点头附和)

A:可„„先生„„您听我说„„(仍拉着B衣服的后摆)

B:挖,你这人怎么这么讨厌!(还是没有回头看A一眼)

C:椅子啊,你会不会觉得刚刚坐在你身上的人特愚蠢?

E:唉,人总是这么愚蠢啊~~~~

D:是啊是啊

与此同时A与B还在纠缠,这时E终于隐忍不住爆发了。

E:先生!你的钱包丢了!你怎么这么傻啊。

A与B同时回头,看见了那会说话的椅子E,吓昏过去了。这一幕恰巧被经过的F看见了。于是F就报道了这一事件。

F:大家好,我是新闻记者F,今天我看见了一个奇异的现象,一个椅子说话了,两个人被吓昏了,下面我将采访一下被吓昏的两个人。

B:哦,上帝,哦,妈妈。

F:这个人傻了,我们不鸟他了,下面我采访一下另一个人吧,请问你为什么不告诉他,他的钱包丢了?

A:对不起,我不知道“钱包”这个单词怎么讲„„

F:通过这一事件,我们可以认识到,掌握一门外语的重要性,以及金钱给人类带来的影响。是吗,椅子?

E:是啊,是啊(E傻傻地拼命点头)

C:唉,人可真愚蠢,椅子也被他们弄傻了。

D:谁让这是一个童话呢„„

为了配合马可的英文翻译,所以台词能简单就简单啦。下面是马可的英文翻译。

A:sir,sir,please give me a piece of bread.thank you,sir.I'm hungry to die.

B:get away,get away,dirty man.

A:sir,sir!!

B:run away,please run away.I have no food,and I don't have money,either.

C:hey,xiao D,he is so foolish,isn't he?

D:yes,yes.

A:but....sir....please listen to me.....

B:wa,why are you so disgusting!!

C:hey,chair,do you feel the man sat on you a moment ago is very stupid.

E:ai,pretty flower,do you know,men are always very silly.

D:yes,yes!!

E:sir!you lost your wallet!can't you be more clever?

F:good morning,everybody.I'm a jonrnist F. Today I saw a very weird thing--a chair open her mouth,and two men are frightened to faint.now,I will intenview the two nozzy man.

B:wo,my god,wo,my,mum.

F:I'm sorry to tell you this man has been mad.we needn't take notice of him.let me interview the other man,hello,man,can you tell men why didn't you tell him he lost his wallet?

A:I'm sorry,I don't know how to speak "钱包" in english......

F:dear audience,through this thing we can learn that how improtant it is to mastery a foreign language,and how lagre the money affect us.is that all right,chair?

E:yes,yes.

C:ai,men is so silly.

D:don't believe us,it is just a fairly tale.

本文转自小品剧本,个人简历 简历封面

刚刚小安告诉我“丢提瑞破特”原来是这样写的duty report„„英语老师把班上69个人分成12组,一个组有5到6个人,每周大家坐一块讨论件事情,这周我们就打算做这个小话剧了,下次可能打算写个续集什么的。我就演那台词简单的小花,70604演台词最少的小草,马可可能演那个台词也很少但是却是真正意义上的主角的椅子,我们的续集的情节梗概都准备好了。准备写那个椅子被人们关注后所发生的一系列事情。哈,系列啊,够我们搞到那个英语老师下台了„„

本文来自: 恒星英语学习网(详细出处参考:

英语短小品篇七:英语小品短剧

B坐在E上吃东西,A一乞丐上前

A:先生,先生,请给我些面包,谢谢,我饿得不行了。

B:(厌恶)让开,让开。(然后便起身离开,这时他的钱包掉到E上头了)

A:先生,先生(A看见后,立即拾起,追上了走远的B) B:让开,让开啊,我没吃的了,也没钱了(看也不看A,仍自顾自地走了)

C:他真愚蠢啊

D:是啊是啊(D点头附和)

A:可„„先生„„您听我说„„(仍拉着B衣服的后摆) B:喂,你这人怎么这么讨厌!(还是没有回头看A一眼) C:椅子啊,你会不会觉得刚刚坐在你身上的人特愚蠢? E:唉,人总是这么愚蠢啊~~~~

D:是啊是啊

与此同时A与B还在纠缠,这时E终于隐忍不住爆发了。 E:先生!你的钱包丢了!你怎么这么傻啊。

A与B同时回头,看见了那会说话的椅子E,吓昏过去了。这一幕恰巧被经过的F看见了。于是F就报道了这一事件。

F:大家好,我是新闻记者F,今天我看见了一个奇异的现象,一个椅子说话了,两个人被吓昏了,下面我将采访一下被吓昏的两个人。

B:哦,上帝,哦,妈妈。

F:这个人傻了,我们不鸟他了,下面我采访一下另一个人吧,请问你为什么不告诉他,他的钱包丢了?

A:对不起,我不知道“钱包”这个单词怎么讲„„

F:通过这一事件,我们可以认识到,掌握一门外语的重要性,以及金钱给人类带来的影响。是吗,椅子?

E:是啊,是啊(E傻傻地拼命点头)

C:唉,人可真愚蠢,椅子也被他们弄傻了。

D:谁让这是一个童话呢„„

为了配合马可的英文翻译,所以台词能简单就简单啦。下面是马可的英文翻译。

A:sir,sir,please give me a piece of bread.thank you,sir.I'm hungry to die.

B:get away,get away,dirty man.

A:sir,sir!!

B:run away,please run away.I have no food,and I don't have money,either.

C:hey,xiao D,he is so foolish,isn't he?

D:yes,yes.

A:but....sir....please listen to me.....

B:wa,why are you so disgusting!!

C:hey,chair,do you feel the man sat on you a moment ago is very stupid.

E:ai,pretty flower,do you know,men are always very silly. D:yes,yes!!

E:sir!you lost your wallet!can't you be more clever?

F:good morning,everybody.I'm a jonrnist F. Today I saw a very weird thing--a chair open her mouth,and two men are frightened to faint.now,I will intenview the two nozzy man.

B:wo,my god,wo,my,mum.

F:I'm sorry to tell you this man has been mad.we needn't take notice of him.let me interview the other man,hello,man,can you tell men why didn't you tell him he lost his wallet?

A:I'm sorry,I don't know how to speak "钱包" in english...... F:dear audience,through this thing we can learn that how

improtant it is to mastery a foreign language,and how lagre the money affect us.is that all right,chair?

E:yes,yes.

C:ai,men is so silly.

D:don't believe us,it is just a fairly tale.

Sam:Goodmorning,Mum.(早上好,妈妈。)

Amy:Goodmorning,Dad.(早上好,爸爸。)

MrSmart:Goodmorning,children.(早上好,孩子们。)

MrsSmart:Look!It’swarmandsunnytoday.(看!今天天气温暖,阳光明媚。) Amy:Thenlet’shaveapicnic.(让我们野餐去吧。) Sam:Greatidea!(真实个好主意。)

Tom:What’sinthepicnicbasket?(篮子里面有什么?)

MrsSmart:Thisisacake,thesearebananas.(这是蛋糕,这些是香蕉。) Amy:Andthesearesandwiches.(这些是三明治。)

Sam:What’sthat?(那是什么?) MrsSmart:Thisisjuice.(这是果汁。) Zak:Whatareyoudoing,Mak?(你在干什么,Mak?)

Mak:I’mlookingatacar,Zak.(我在看一辆车,Zak。)

Jo:Whereisitgoing?(它去哪儿?) Mak:It’sgoingintothepark.(它开进了公园。) Ho:Whataretheydoingnow?(他们现在在干什么?) Mak:Wow!Theyarehavingapicnic.(哇!他们在野餐。)

Together:Whoopee!Let’sgo!(我们走吧!)

SamandAmy:Hereweare!(我们来了!)

MrSmart:Putthebasketonthetable,please.(请把篮子放在桌子上。) Sam:I’mhungry.(我饿了。) Tom:I’mhungry,too.(我也饿了。) MrsSmart:It’sonly10o’clock.We’lleatathalfpast11.(刚10:00,我们在11:30吃饭。) MrSmart:Timeforagame!(做个游戏吧!) Tom:Let’splayblindman’sbuff.(咱们玩“瞎子摸人”吧!) SamandAmy:Okay!(好吧!) Amy:Yoube“it”.(你来捉。)

Sam:Here’syourblindfold.(你的蒙眼布。) Amy:Canyouseeme?(你能看见我吗?) Tom:No,Ican’t.(我不能。)

Sam:Now,turnaround.One,two,three,four,five.(现在转圈。1、2、3、4、5。) Tom:Help!I’mdizzy.Whereareyou?(救命啊!我晕了。你们在哪?) MrsSmart:HereIam!(我在这儿!)

Tom:Ha!Gotyou!Whoisit?Oh,it’sAmy.(哈!抓住了。是谁?噢,是Amy。) Sam:Ha,ha,Amy.Nowyou’re“it”.(哈!Amy。现在你来捉。) Zak:Hereweare.(我们来了!) Mak:What’sinthebasket?(篮子里面有什么?) Jo:Cake,sandwiches,andbananas.(蛋糕、三明治和香蕉。) Together:Welikecakes.Welikesandwiches.Welikebananas.(我们喜欢蛋糕,我们喜欢三明治,我们喜欢香蕉。)

Sam:Whattimeisit?I’mhungry.(几点了?我饿了。)

MrSmart:It’s11:30.Timeforlunch.(11:30了,该吃午饭了。) MrsSmart:Where’sthebasket?(篮子在哪儿?) Tom:Hereitis.(在这儿。) Amy:Where’sthecake?(蛋糕在哪儿?)

Sam:Wherearethesandwiches?(三明治在哪儿?)

MrandMrsSmart:Ohno!Look!(噢,不!看!)

Tom:Here’sabananas.Ilikebananas.(这儿有一支香蕉。我爱吃香蕉。)

英语短小品篇八:英语小品剧本

这里有四个剧本,选好了告诉梅珍哦《追星》《Little Red Riding Hood》搞笑5人剧本《西门吹雪与叶孤城》凄美感人英语爱情话剧剧本-《The Coastline of Tears》

英语小品剧本《追星》 人物:追星A, 追星B,追星C,明星,车主 旁白 经纪人 旁白:

A girl is crazy about a star called Handsome+人名. Even when she is asleep, she can dream that man. A:(打哈欠),I need to go to bed, Im so sleepy.(打哈欠)边走边

英语小品剧本《追星》

人物:追星A, 追星B,追星C,明星,车主 旁白 经纪人

旁白:A girl is crazy about a star called Handsome+人名. Even when she is asleep, she can dream that man.

A:(打哈欠),I need to go to bed, I’m so sleepy.(打哈欠)——边走边说 (趴在讲台上睡)

(进入梦乡)

旁白:In her dream……

(上台摆两个凳子,A做一个)

A:Oh, it’s a fine day. (假装看天) (然后突然不经意的拿起一本书翻看) 明星:(上台):Oh, it’s a fine day. (然后坐凳子)

(A看着看着书,就不经意的往旁边看,然后再看看书,突然感觉不对劲,在意外的往旁边看,看到了自己最喜爱的那个明星,十分激动,不敢相信这是真的) A:Are you … are you that … super star?(激动地说不出话)

明星:(随意的回答) Yes, what’s wrong?

A: I’m your fan,super fan. Your photos are full of my bedroom, no, they are full of my house, including kitchen, living room, bedrooms, and… and toilet.

(激动,后面讲到厕所时,还有点不好意思)

(当明星听到厕所时,很惊讶)

明星:You are too…enthusiastic [in,θju:zi'?stik]. (有点嫌弃) A: Can you give me your signature?

(讲到签名,明星就兴奋了)

明星:Ok ,of course!

A:(大声喊)Oh ,I will have the Handsome______’s signature (突然,两个人跑过来,B把A给推开了然后两人问明星要签名)

B:Please ,please give me signature!!!!!!!

C: No, give it to me, to me!!!

(两人抢着,A一人孤零零的站在旁边,)

A: Why the result is this ?(抱头痛哭,边走边哭,然后走到睡觉的那个地方,

恢复原来的样子,还有点啜泣)

A: Er? Where is it? Oh,it’s just a dream , but ,it’s a bad dream. It’s too early, I want sleep.(又趴下去)

旁白:In her second dream, the scene is at the crossroads.

A: Look at the tall buildings, they like the …like the …I don’t have any adjrectives to describe them.

(明星上场,走在对面,也在欣赏某些东西)

A:Oh ,look at there, that man is like a star ! Oh ,Oh ,Oh ,(一次比一次激动)he is …..he is…..Handsome_______!I want his signature! But there is too much cars, What can I do? What can I do? I don’t care this any more, the signature is more important!

(正当他准备过马路时,车主做开车动作来了,将要撞A,A很害怕)

车主:Look out!

A:Don’t come here, don’t come here!(闭着眼睛) (车主迅速下台) (A突然站起来,睁开眼睛)

A:A dream .too? Oh, my god, Why do I always can’t get the signature? No, I must get it, sleep again! Yes ,sleep! But ,why do I stand here? I should lie in the bed. Whether these, I must go to bed and get the signature!(趴着又睡)

旁白:In her third dream

(明星在签名,A前面有B, C)

经纪人:One by one,Don’t be wrought-up

A: Yeah,I can get it at last. Before me ,there are only two people. (到B)

B:I love you very much. My dreamlover.

明星:Thank you

(B下,C上)

C: Oh,I meet you ,can I hug with you ?

明星:Sure.

(两人抱了一下)

(到A)

A: I can get your signature in the end! I’m so excited

(明星面目有点难受的样子,手捂着肚子)

明星:Sorry, can I go to the toilet for a moment? My stomach is hurt a lot.(难受)

A: Yes, make yourselfe at home.

(过来一会儿)

A: Handsome_______ has gone to toilet for such a long time. Is he ok? 经纪人对A说:Sorry, the girl, Handsome_____ perhaps can’tcome here to give you signature, He is too hurt. He went home.

A: Ah? Why always me ? (伤心地离开,走到睡着的地方)

(突然起身)

A :Why always me ? I only want a signature~~ ai~~ What time is it now ? (看了一下钟,表情惊讶) It’s near 8 o’clock .I can’t arrive at the

school on time! Oh no ,hurry up hurry up

Little Red Riding Hood

第一场:Little Red Riding Hood家

Mum: (妈妈拿着一个篮子,把桌子上的水果放在篮子里)

Little Red Riding Hood:(唱着歌,欢快地跑进来)Hi,mummy, what are you doing?

Mum: (一边把水果放在篮子里,心事重重地说)Grandma is ill. Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma. Take them to Grandma.

Little Red Riding Hood:(边提起篮子,边点头说)Ok!

Mum: (亲切地看着Little Red Riding Hood说) Be good. Be careful. Little Red Riding Hood: Yes ,mummy.Goodbye, mummy.

Mum: Bye-bye. Darling.

第二场:在路上

(一阵轻快的音乐由远而近,Little Red Riding Hood挎着篮子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁)

Little Red Riding Hood: Wow!Flowers, how beautiful! (放下篮子采花)One flower ,two flowers, three flowers.

Wolf:(wolf大步地走上台)I am wolf. I am hungry. (做找东西状,东张西望) Here is a little red riding hood. Hi! Little Red Riding Hood. Where are you going? (做狡猾的样子和Little Red Riding Hood打招呼)

Little Red Riding Hood:(手摸辫子,天真地回答)To Grandma‟s.Grandma is ill. Wolf:(自言自语)I' ll eat Grandma. But……(对Little Red Riding Hood说)Hey, look! 6 little baby ducks.

Little Red Riding Hood:(和6只鸭子随着音乐翩翩起舞)

Wolf:(悄悄地藏到大树后)

Little Red Riding Hood:(停止跳舞)Hello! Baby ducks,how are you? Six Ducks:We‟ re fine.Thank you. Where are you going?

Little Red Riding Hood:To Grandma‟s.Oh, I must go, bye.

Six Ducks:Goodbye.

第三场:Grandma家

Grandma: (喘着气出场,颤颤悠悠地走到床前,吃力地坐到床边,喘了几口,打几个哈欠,慢吞吞地躺倒在床上。)

Wolf:(从树后出来,边走边说)I am very hungry now. (做找寻的样子)Where is Grandma‟ s house? (高兴地对观众说)Aha , it‟s here.(敲门)Bang, Bang, Bang.

Grandma: Who is it?

Wolf:(装出Little Red Riding Hood的声音,一边得意地摇动尾巴,一边说)It‟s me. Little Red Riding Hood.

Grandma: (边说边起床) Come in, come in.

Wolf:(得意洋洋地走到床边) Grandma , I‟ll eat you.

Grandma: (惊慌失措地抓紧衣服,瞪着眼睛,边叫迫从床上滚到地上) 灰狼把外婆吞到了肚子里。

Wolf:(得意地拍拍肚子,翘起大拇指)Yummy!I‟ll sleep.

Little Red Riding Hood:(高兴地敲门)Grandma.Grandma.

Wolf:(装扮成Grandma的声音) Who is it?

Little Red Riding Hood:It‟s me。Little Red Riding Hood. What a strange noise! Wolf:Come in, Come in.

Little Red Riding Hood:(蹦跳着进来,把篮子放在桌子上,走到床前一看,跳回几步)Oh! What are big ears!

Wolf:I can listen to your sweet voice.

Little Red Riding Hood:Wow! What a big eyes!

Wolf:I can see you pretty face.

Little Red Riding Hood:Oh! What a big hand.

Wolf:I can hug you.

Little Red Riding Hood:(跪在床前,拉起Wolf的手,边摸边说)Look! What a big hands?

Wolf:(从床上跳起来说)I can eat you!

Little Red Riding Hood:(拼命地跑)Oh!No! No!

Wolf:(追到Little Red Riding Hood,做吃状,拍拍肚子说)It‟s delicious. I still sleep. I like sleeping.

Hunter: (一边拿着枪,一边做寻找状出场)Where‟s the wolf? Look! A door.(推门)The wolf is sleeping.

Wolf:(发出呼呼的响声)

Hunter: (端起枪想打,又放下)What a big stomach! (摸摸Wolf的肚子)Grandma and Little Red Riding Hood are inside .I must be hurry.(从桌子上拿起剪刀,举起) Look! Scissors. (做剪Wolf的肚子)Cut, cut, cut.

Little Red Riding Hood/Grandma:Thank you.

Hunter: Grandma ,give me some needles and thread. Little Riding Hood ,Give me some stones.

Grandma: (从桌子上拿来针线)

Little Red Riding Hood:(搬来几个石头)One, two, three.

Hunter: (把小石头装进Wolf的衣服里)

Grandma: I'll thread it.

Hunter: (拿起枪)Woke up!

Wolf:(起床,两手托着大肚子)My stomach is so heavy.

Hunter: You big bad wolf, raise your arms!

Wolf:(边跑边说) Help! Don‟t shot me!

Hunter: (开枪)Bang, bang!

Wolf: (应声倒下)

Hunter: The bad wolf is dead.

Little Red Riding Hood和Grandma:Yeah! Thank you.

凄美感人英语爱情话剧剧本-The Coastline of Tears

The Coastline of Tears

by Belle Wang

一部很好4人剧本,一个凄美的爱情故事。他们在海岸线上相遇...... Cast

Angela

Brook

Charlotte

Aside

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Angela‟s diary

Summary: Two lovers are dead, but they still can not give up each other. The sad, haunted, romantic story of love will begin at the beautiful coastline of

tears….

Scene I

I usually see a boy at the coastline sitting by the beach whether it‟s a sunny or rainy day….

Angela: I‟m wondering who you are waiting for, because you are always here. Brook: I‟m waiting for a girl! She went away by the boat, and it takes a long time for here to return.

Angela: Who is she?

Brook: Her face is fading out in my heart gradually. Now, the only thing I can remember is that I used to be attached to her.

Angela: Then, who are you?

Brook: I have no idea. All I know is that “I‟m waiting-man.”

Angela: It‟s time to go. You‟d better leave here. It‟s freezing tonight.

英语短小品篇九:英语小品 搞笑

Little Duck: Hello, this is Little Duck speaking. Who’s that? Oh, dear Grandma. Yes, I’m fine. I miss you very much. I’ll come to visit you this morning. Good bye.

Little Duck:: Wow! What a sunny day! I’m going to visit my grandma.

(猫先生正在河边捉鱼。但是他总是抓不到。)

Little Duck: Good morning, Mr. Cat. How are you?

Mr. Cat: Fine. Thank you, and you?

Little Duck: I’m fine, too. What are you doing?

Mr. Cat: I’m catching fish! Look! It’s a big fish! But I can’t catch it!

Little Duck: Don’t worry. Let me help you.

(小鸭子跳入河里,帮猫先生捉到了鱼。)

Little Duck: Here you are. Have a good meal.

Mr. Cat: Thank you. It’s so kind of you.

Little Duck: My pleasure.(抬头看看天色)I have to go now.

Mr. Goat: Help! Help!

Little Duck: Who’s crying?

Mr. Cat: I don’t know.

Little Duck: Let’s go and see.

Mr. Cat: Alright.

(小鸭子和猫先生一起四处寻找。)

Mr. Cat: Here! It’s Mr. Goat!

Little Duck: What’s wrong with you, Mr. Goat?

Mr. Goat: I was running with singing. But I ran too fast and fell down. My leg is broken. I can’t stand up.

Little Duck: Don’t worry. Let me help you. Mr. Cat, can you do me a favor?

Mr. Cat: Sure.

(他们把山羊先生扶起来。然后一起送山羊先生回了家。)

Mr. Goat: Thank you very much.

Little Duck: It’s alright. Oh, it’s too late. I have to go now.

Mr. Cat and Mr. Goat: Where are you going?

Little Duck: I’m going to visit my grandma.

Mr. Cat and Mr. Goat: Thank you for helping us.

Little Duck: It’s my pleasure.

Mr. Cat and Mr. Goat: Have a good time!

Little Duck: I will. Good bye!

Mr. Cat and Mr. Goat: Good bye

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