英文课前三分钟演讲,笑话

导读：　英文课前三分钟演讲,笑话(共5篇)英语课前3分钟演讲资料大全英语课前 3 分钟演讲资料大全英语小笑话：Excited Remarks 激动的话Our son, at age of five, had a fascination for motorcycles The sight of one would always bring...

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篇一:《英语课前3分钟演讲资料大全》

英语课前 3 分钟演讲资料大全 英语小笑话：Excited Remarks 激动的话 Our son, at age of five, had a fascination for motorcycles. The sight of one would always bring forth squeals （长声尖叫） of delight, accompanied by excited remarks of Look at that! Look at that! I'm going to have one of those someday, his dad's response always was Not as long as I'm alive. One day, while our son was talking to a little friend, a motorcycle passed by. He excitedly pointed it out to the boy and exclaimed, Look at that! Look at that! I'm getting one of those as soon as my dad dies. 我五岁的儿子对摩托车有强烈的爱好。只要看见一辆摩托车，他就会高兴得哇哇直叫，并激 动地说：瞧这辆！瞧这辆，我总有一天也要有一辆。他爸爸的回答老是只要我活着，你就别 想有这玩艺儿。 一天我们的儿子跟他的小朋友在说话， 有一辆摩托车开了过去。 他兴奋的指着摩托车叫道瞧 这辆！瞧这辆！等我爸一死我就要有这样一辆摩托车了。 英语幽默笑话：Sharing the Apples 分苹果 Harry was given two apples, a small one and a large one, by his Mum. Share them with your sister, she said. So Harry gave the small one to his little sister and started touching into the large one. Cor! said his sister, If Mum had given them to me I'd have given you the large one and had the small one myself. Well, said Harry, that's what you've got, so what are you worrying about? 1

妈妈给了哈里两个苹果，一个大一点，另一个小点儿。跟妹妹分着吃。妈妈说。 所以，哈里就把小个的给了妹妹，自己开始啃那个大个的。 哼，妹妹说，如果妈妈给了我，我会把大的给你，把小的留给自己的。 对呀，哈里说，你拿到的不就是小的吗？还着什么急呀？ 英语笑话：要求加薪 Asking for a Raise At the radio station where I worked, the manager called me into his office to preview a new sound-effects package we were considering purchasing. He closed the door so we wouldn't bother people in the outer office. After listening to a few routine sound effects, we started playing around with low moans, maniacal（疯狂的） screams, hysterical（歇斯底里的） laughter, pleading and gunshots. When I finally opened the door and passed the manager's secretary, she looked up and inquired, Asking for a raise again? 我在一家之声工作。 经理把我叫进他的办公室， 让我预试一下我们准备购买的一套新的音响 效果设备。他关上门，以免打扰外面办公室的人。 听了几个常规的音响效果后，我们开始试听低声的呻吟，狂乱的尖叫，歇斯底里的大笑，哀 求声和枪声。最后我开门出去，从经理秘书旁边经过时，她抬起头问道：又要求加薪了？ 英语笑话：Fish net 鱼网 "Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?" "A lot of little holes tied together with strings." replied the little girl. 2

‚你能告诉我鱼网是什么做的吗，安？‛老师发问道。 ‚把许多小孔用绳子栓在一起就成了鱼网了。‛小女孩回答道。 不是那样的 It's not that A: I saw seven girls share one umbrella and none of them got wet. B: Oh, that must be a very big umbrella. A: No, it wasn't raining. A：我看见 7 个女孩共撑一把伞却没有一个被淋湿。 B：啊？那一定是把很大的伞吧！ A：不是，当时并没有下雨。 【每日一乐】谁是上帝？ A little kid asks his father, "Daddy, is God a man or a woman?" 一个小孩问他的父亲：‚爸爸，上帝是男人还是女人？‛ "Both son. God is both." ‚他二者皆是，孩子，上帝二者皆是。‛ After a while the kid comes again and asks, "Daddy, is God black or white?" 过了一会，孩子又问：‚爸爸，上帝是黑人还是白人？‛ "Both son, both." 3

‚二者皆是，孩子，皆是。‛ The child returns a few minutes later and says, "Daddy, is Michael Jackson God?" 孩子过了一会倒回来说：‚爸爸，上帝是迈克杰克逊吗？‛ 【每日一乐】男生永远不会说的八句话 8 things you'll never hear a man say 8) Here honey, you use the remote. 给，亲爱的，你来用遥控器吧。 7) You know, I'd like to see her again, but her breasts are just too big. 你知道，我也愿意再跟她约会，但她的胸部实在太大了！ 6) Ooh, Antonio Banderas AND Brad Pitt? That's one movie I gotta see! 哦！安东尼〃巴德拉斯和布拉德〃皮特？我一定要看那部电影！ 5) While I'm up, can I get you anything? 我起身的时候，要帮你（顺手）拿点儿什么吗？ 4) Sex isn't that important, sometimes I just want to be held. 性不是那么重要，有时候我只想和你拥抱。 3) Aww, forget Monday night football, let's watch Melrose Place. 哦！星期一晚上看什么足球赛啊，我们来看《飞跃情海》吧！（女生超爱的电视连续剧。） 2) Hey, let me hold your purse while you try that on. 4英文课前三分钟演讲,笑话。

嘿，你试穿的时候我来帮你拿包包。 1) We never talk anymore. 人家再也不跟你说话了啦！ No.1 A helping hand A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and p ut his head out the window to check. As he did so a glass eye fell into his hand. He looked up to see where it came from in time to see a young woman looking down. "Is this yours?" he asked. She said, "Yes, could you bring it up?" and the man agreed. On arrival she was profuse in her thanks and offered the man a drink. As she was very attractive he agreed. Shortly afterwards she said, "I'm abou t to have dinner. There's plenty. Would you like to join me?" He readily accepted her offer and both enjoyed a lovely meal. As the eve ning was drawing to a close the lady said, "I've had a marvelous evening. W ould you like to stay the night?" The man hesitated then said, "Do you act like this with every man you meet?" 5

篇二:《英文课前三分钟-笑话》英文课前三分钟演讲,笑话。

Mr. and Mrs. Taylor had a seven-year-old boy named Pat. Now Mrs. Taylor was expecting another child.

泰勒夫妇有一个七岁的儿子，名叫帕特。现在泰勒太太正怀着第二胎。 Pat had seen babies in other people's houses and had not liked them very much, so he was not delighted about the news that there was soon going to be one in his house too.

帕特在别人家看见过小宝宝，他不太喜欢他们，所以他对自己家里也将有一个小宝宝的消息感到不悦。

One evening Mr. and Mrs. Taylor were making plans for the

baby's arrival. "This house won't be big enough for use all when the baby comes," said Mr. Taylor.

一天晚上，泰勒夫妇正在为这个婴儿的降临做安排。泰勒先生说：“有了小宝宝，我们的房子就太小，不够住了。”

Pat came into the room just then and said, "What are you talking about?""We were saying that we'll have to move to another house now, because the new baby's coming," his mother answered. 帕特恰好在这个时候走进屋，他问：“你们在说什么？”他的母亲回答说：“我们在说我们得搬家了，因为小宝宝就要来了。”英文课前三分钟演讲,笑话。

"It's no use," said Pat hopelessly, "He'll follow us there."

“那有什么用？”帕特绝望地说。“他会跟我们到那儿去的。”

篇三:《“课前三分钟演讲”》

浅谈“课前三分钟演讲”

摘 要：“英语课前三分钟演讲”活动拓宽了学生的知识面，培

养了他们敏捷的思维能力，提高了他们的英语综合能力。慢慢地，英文课前三分钟演讲,笑话。

学生的学习兴趣被激发了出来，学生也渐渐乐于学习英语了。

关键词：英语课前三分钟演讲；学习兴趣；自信

一、教学案例的呈现

学生a正在进行主题为“protect the environment， protect

ourselves”的主题演讲。

student a： this is a story about house and tree. it is said

that a man’s house was surrounded by a lot of trees...

学生a演讲完后，提出问题：

student a： do you agree with me that we should protect the

environment？

what disasters are caused by human’s destroying the

environment？ can you tell us？

学生激烈地讨论一番后，话题被引到“保护水资源”——本节课

的主题上。于是学生继续讨论水资源受到污染后，给我们带来的危

害，以及如何保护水资源免受污染。

有了这一系列的讨论，本节课的课文“water！water！”便变得容

易理解多了。

“课前三分钟演讲”的意义：

篇四:《英语课前三分钟演讲稿（6篇）》

[篇一]

i have a dream every one has his own dream。when i was a little kid ，my dream was even to have a candy shop of my own 。but now ，when i am 16 years old ，standing here ，my dreams have already changed a lot。

i have got quite different experience from other girls。英语课前三分钟演讲稿（6篇）。while they were playing toys at home，while they were dreaming to be the princesses in the story 。i was running in the hard rain，jumping in the heavy snow，pitching in the strong wind。nothing could stop me ，because of a wonderful call from my heart -- to be an athlete。yeah ，of course ，i'm an athlete，i'm so proud of that all the time 。

when i was 10 years old ，i became a shot-put athlete。the training was really hard ，i couldn't bear the heavy shot in my hands 。but i always believe that "god only help those who help themselves"。英语课前三分钟演讲稿（6篇）。during those hard days，i find i was growing more quickly than others of the same age。to be an athlete is my most correct choice。but，quit my team after entering high school because of a silly excuse。i really didn't want to stop my sports career anyway。

today i say to you my friends that even though i must face the difficulties of yesterday ，today and tomorrow 。i still have a dream 。it is a dream deeply rooted in my soul。

i have a dream that one day ，i can run，jump and pitch just like i used to be。

i have a dream that one day ， i can go back to my dream sports and join the national team。

i have a dream that one day ，i can stand on the highest place at the olympic games。with all the cameras pointing at me。i will tell everyone that i'm so proud to be a chinese athlete!

this is my hope 。this is the faith that i continue my steps with!!!

with this faith ，i will live though the strong wind and heavy rain ，never give up !

so let victory ring from my heart，from all of you。when we allow victory to ring 。i must be the one!

in my imagination，i'm a bird ，a magical bird。i carry my dreams all with me by my big wings。 i fly though the mountains ，though the forests ，over the sea，to the sun ，the warmest place in the aerospace!

every night ，i have a dream ，i see a girl ---smiling!

[篇二]

good evening ，ladies and gentlemen:

thank you very much for choosing to e in such a cold night。today my topic is about choice and process。a research shows that a man has to make 73 choices one day。with so many choices one day， people easily get so confused and afraid of making wrong choice that they hesitate and finally miss the true part of life。 in my opinion， the following part is of much more importance than the choice。 there is no absolute right or wrong choice but wonderful or boring life， which the process makes the difference。

life is a box of chocolate，you never know what you will get。 forrest gump made no decision by and for himself but he acplished great success with his strong will in the process。 the process is not the road itself but the attitudes and feelings ，the caution， courage and persistance we have as we encounter new experience and unexpected obstacles。 take myself as an example， i changed my major when i became a postgraduate。 after the choice，days have been harsh for me。i cannot understand the new lessons at all。 for they are closely related to mathmatics which i learned nothing about before。 however wuth the belief that this is the great chance for me to experience new ideas and challenge myself，i persisted。 i asked for help from every channel and reorgonized my life。 gradually i could understand some parts and even found maths interesting。moreover， i learned to act instead of plaining。 in retrospect，the choice left no trace in my mind but the happiness and bitterness of the past four months bees an unforgetable experience in my life。

no matter what the choice is， enjoy the process。 in the process， your potential will be inspired and new discoveries，improvement and progress will e to you。 these are the most beautiful sceneries and only on the way can you see it。these make your life colorful。

there is no need and i donnot want to judge whether it right or wrong for me to be here，but i congratulate to myself for i gain and enjoy this fantastic experience。 so my dear friends，never worry about your choice and enjoy the process。 i am sure you will get something new and intersting tonight after you chose to e here。 thank you!

[篇三]

good afternoon，ladies and gentlemen!

i’m very honored to stand here and give you a short speech! to begin with ，i want to ask a question 。does everybody dream a good dream last night? actually ，today i want to talk about dream with you。 of course， what i want to talk is not a dream you have last night，but a dream—— about life。

everyone has dreams about life， different dreams at different life stage，and we need dreams to support us。 dreams are like the stars we never reach in the sky，but like most mariners，we can chart our course by them。 with the dream，we have a direction，with a direction， we were no longer confused。with the dream， there is hope，with hope， we have the strength to fight。

i have a dream: to be a doctor。，because doctor may relieve the pain of patients。 may let the human change the health。 at the same time， i believed that， those who help others may be able to obtain joyfully。 therefore， i hoped in the near future ，i might be a doctor。

but i know，life is tough，and there are always ups and downs， maybe we fail in the way to our aims，and we may feel depressed ，whenever at this time， the dream in our heart can always fort us， encourage us ，and support us to move ahead 。

young!fortunately， i am young now。 just due to it， i know that nothing is impossible。i firmly believe that nothing can stand in my way。 if i can't realize my dream，it result from that i haven't work harder enough and i won't find other excuses。 if no people believe you， you can make it to prove that you are right。 if you think the god haven't blessed you and there is no truth here， you can bee the god and create the truth。

"my breath swallows the sky and make the yellow river overflow， my sword is famous in kyushu and it can collapse the five sacred mountains。" at some time in the past i also had am bitious words and i had some achievements。 each achievement results from my hard work。 i always believe that "if you want to have more achievements than others， you must work harder。" in some extent， the dream is the hope。 if you can insist on doing something， the victory will e。

hold fast to dreams， for if dreams die， life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly。 hold fast to dreams， for when dreams go， life is a barren field frozen with snow。 so my dear friends， think of your old and maybe dead dreams。 whatever it is， pick it up and make it alive from today。 let's--- move ----out!

thank you for your listening!

[篇四]

good morning/afternoon!

first thing first， i gotta say，wow，it's funny thing to be given a chance like that。trurh be told，i really got a little bit nervous before i stand right here ，so called 'stage fright'。if you look specifically on me 。you may find my hands shaking，pretty assembles the guy who suffered from pakinson's disease，and legs wobbling ，like i caught so-called ball leg。 okay，let's stop going around the bush and get back to my topic today。i really like to talk a funny story i have just heard。

a lady called lucy emigrated to united states several years ago。her spoken english is not that fluent 。and one day，she is just sitting on the couch with his u。s friends mandy watching sit-。a noise of bump had the attention of mandy，which led her to go out of the house trying to figure out what had happened。can you imagine that mandy go straight out with merely a sweater。so lucy shouted at her，"lucy ，turn your clothes on。" what suprised her most，beyond her wildest imagination， is that almost all the male in this country took their head out of the window。admittedly，lucy made a mistake here 。the word spitted means mandy is totally naked to the reason that male looked out of the window。the right sentence shall be，"put your clothing on。"the story inspires you to take a careful look on the vast difference between eastern and western culture。

that's full of it，thank you for your time!

[篇五]

dear teacher and classmates:

i am very glad to make a speech here in this class again! this time， i/'d like to talk something about english。

i love english。 english language is now used everywhere in the world。 it has bee the most mon language on inter and for international trade。 learning english makes me confident and brings me great pleasure。

when i was seven， my mother sent me to an english school。 at there， i played games and sang english songs with other children 。 then i discovered the beauty of the language， and began my colorful dream in the english world。

everyday， i read english following the tapes。 sometimes， i watch english cartoons。

on the weekend， i often go to the english corner。 by talking with different people there， i have made more and more friends as well as improved my oral english。

i hope i can travel around the world someday。 i want to go to america to visit washington monument， because the president washington is my idol。 of course， i want to go to london too， because england is where english language developed。 if i can ride my bike in cambridge university， i will be very happy。

i hope i can speak english with everyone in the world。 i/'ll introduce china to them， such as the great wall， the forbidden city and anshan。

i know， rome was not built in a day。 i believe that after continuous hard study， one day i can speak english very well。

if you want to be loved， you should learn to love and be lovable。 so i believe as i love english everyday ， it will love me too。

[篇六]

good morning，dear teacher and my friends。

it’s a very intresting topic today。

i think my dad was a hero for me when i was a young child。 we'd go fishing， walks， and other fun things for a kid。

every child has a good and great father， and so do i。 my dad played a very important role in my daily life`````exactly speaking， in my past 16 years。

my father always stands in the center of my life， from past till now and possibly in the future。

my family was rather poor when i was in my childhood。 we didn't have our own house and had to live in a shabby， small room rented from my father's factory。 the room was so small that there was little space for people to walk。 i didn't have my own bed and had to sleep with my parents。 this is terrible both for my parents and me。but father made this all different!he works very hard on his own business， now we have our own 2 housese，surly，i have my own room。and he take our family so much happiness， richer and richer。

when i was little， i did everything with my dad。 you could always find me sitting on his knee or walking and doing everything with him。 every night he would read me a bed time story and make the voices of each character。

i learnt a lot from my daddy。 i learnt to never take things to seriously and to always smile。

like many other fathers， my dad and i also has generation gap。 he is not good at or even can’t work the puter。 so when i sitting at the puter desk，he will say something like ‘you should pay more attention to your study’， ‘don’t waste time on the puter games’ ， ‘it will be bad for your eyes’ and so on。 how can i- a puter fan – reduce time on puter? so i continue studying and playing on it

years pasted， my father is over 45 now。 it is time for me to look after him and i am sure i will do and we will live an even better life。 and i will say，i really love you dad，cause you are the hero in my mind。

thank you so much!

篇五:《高中课前三分钟演讲稿》

俗话说:[台上一分钟，台下十年功"如果一个人很有成就，不是别人给予的，更不是从天上掉下来的是靠自己的努力、勤奋争取的。

每一个人的才能不是天生就有的，而是靠自己的勤奋努力而来的比如说德国数学家、物理学家和天文学家高斯他从小就酷爱学习，一生为科学事业做出了巨大贡献，但是如果他没有从小的勤奋努力学习，他也不可能成为著名的科学巨人没有勤奋努力的学习是不可能有成就的这样的例子有很多很多，可以说每一位有成就的人都曾努力学习、努力探索过

学习的关键在于[肯学"和[敢学"如果你的愿望是成为一名有成就、有才能让人敬重的人物，但你又不肯，或不敢去学习最终还是会一事无成的居里夫人和她的丈夫为了证明镭的存在，千辛万苦，冒着可能失去生命的危险，经过他们的勤奋、努力最终提炼出了十分之一克极纯净的氯化镭，并准确地测定了它的原子量，

题目自己加个，适当联系下自己的情况做下修改，高中主要还是励志的，所以给你个这个!

1、断箭

不相信自己的意志，永远也做不成将军。

春秋战国时代，一位父亲和他的儿子出征打战。父亲已做了将军，儿子还只是马前卒。高中课前三分钟演讲稿。又一阵号角吹响，战鼓雷鸣了，父亲庄严地托起一个箭囊，其中插着一只箭。父亲郑重对儿子说:[这是家袭宝箭，配带身边，力量无穷，但千万不可抽出来。"

那是一个极其精美的箭囊，厚牛皮打制，镶着幽幽泛光的铜边儿，再看露出的箭尾。一眼便能认定用上等的孔雀羽毛制作。儿子喜上眉梢，贪婪地推想箭杆、箭头的模样，耳旁仿佛嗖嗖地箭声掠过，敌方的主帅应声折马而毙。

果然，配带宝箭的儿子英勇非凡，所向披靡。当鸣金收兵的号角吹响时，儿子再也禁不住得胜的豪气，完全背弃了父亲的叮嘱，强烈的欲望驱赶着他呼一声就拔出宝箭，试图看个究竟。高中课前三分钟演讲稿。骤然间他惊呆了。

一只断箭，箭囊里装着一只折断的箭。

我一直刳着只断箭打仗呢!儿子吓出了一身冷汗，仿佛顷刻间失去支柱的房子，轰然意志坍塌了。

结果不言自明，儿子惨死于乱军之中。

拂开蒙蒙的硝烟，父亲拣起那柄断箭，沉重地啐一口道:[不相信自己的意志，永远也做不成将军。"

把胜败寄托在一只宝箭上，多么愚蠢，而当一个人把生命的核心与把柄交给别人，又多么危险!比如把希望寄托在儿女身上;把幸福寄托在丈夫身上;把生活保障寄托在单位身上--

温馨提示:自己才是一只箭，若要它坚韧，若要它锋利，若要它百步穿杨，百发百中，磨砺它，拯救它的都只能是自己。

2、生命的价值

不要让昨日的沮丧令明天的梦想黯然失色!讨论会上，一位著名的演说家没讲一句开场白，手里却高举着一张20美元的钞票。

面对会议室里的200个人，他问:[谁要这20美元?"一只只手举了起来。他接着说:[我打算把这20美元送给你们中的一位，但在这之前，请准许我做一件事。"他说着将钞票揉成一团，然后问:[谁还要?"仍有人举起手来。

他又说:[那么，假如我这样做又会怎么样呢?"他把钞票扔到地上，又踏上一只脚，并且用脚碾它。尔后他拾起钞票，钞票已变得又脏又皱。

[现在谁还要?"还是有人举起手来。

[朋友们，你们已经上了一堂很有意义的课。无论我如何对待那张钞票，你们还是想要它，因为它并没贬值，它依旧值20美元。人生路上，我们会无数次被自己的决定或碰到的逆境击倒、欺凌甚至碾得粉身碎骨。我们觉得自己似乎一文不值。但无论发生什么，或将要发生什么，在上帝的眼中，你们永远不会丧失价值。在他看来，肮脏或洁净，衣着齐整或不齐整，你们依然是无价之宝。"

温馨提示:生命的价值不依赖我们的所作所为，也不仰仗我们结交的人物，而是取决于我们本身!我们是独特的――永远不要忘记这一点!

3、昂起头来真美

别看它是一条黑母牛，牛奶一样是白的。

珍妮是个总爱低着头的小女孩，她一直觉得自己长得不够漂亮。有一天，她到饰物店去买了只绿色蝴蝶结，店主不断赞美她戴上蝴蝶结挺漂亮，珍妮虽不信，但是挺高兴，不由昂起了头，急于让大家看看，出门与人撞了一下都没在意。

珍妮走进教室，迎面碰上了她的老师，[珍妮，你昂起头来真美!"老师爱抚地拍拍她的肩说。

那一天，她得到了许多人的赞美。她想一定是蝴蝶结的功劳，可往镜前一照，头上根本就没有蝴蝶结，一定是出饰物店时与人一碰弄丢了。

自信原本就是一种美丽，而很多人却因为太在意外表而失去很多快乐。

温馨提示:无论是贫穷还是富有，无论是貌若天仙，还是相貌平平，只要你昂起头来，快乐会使你变得可爱――人人都喜欢的那种可爱。

4、为生命画一片树叶

只要心存相信，总有奇迹发生，希望虽然渺茫，但它永存人世。

美国作家欧亨利在他的小说<最后一片叶子>里讲了个故事:病房里，一个生命垂危的病人从房间里看见窗外的一棵树，在秋风中一片片地掉落下来。病人望着眼前的萧萧落叶，身体也随之每况愈下，一天不如一天。她说:[当树叶全部掉光时，我也就要死了。"一位老画家得知后，用彩笔画了一片叶脉青翠的树叶挂在树枝上。

最后一片叶子始终没掉下来。只因为生命中的这片绿，病人竟奇迹般地活了下来。

温馨提示:人生可以没有很多东西，却唯独不能没有希望。希望是人类生活的一项重要的价值。有希望之处，生命就生生不息!

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