我家买了动物园观后感英文版

导读：　我家买了动物园观后感英文版(共7篇)《拜见罗宾逊一家》观后感(英文版)Good afternoon, everybody I am so glad to stand here and have my speech Today, I introduce a movie to you, the name of the movie is...

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《拜见罗宾逊一家》观后感(英文版)
我家买了动物园观后感英文版 第一篇

Good afternoon, everybody.I am so glad to stand here and have my speech. Today, I introduce a movie to you, the name of the movie is Meet the Robinsons.

The movie told a story about dream, future, family and adventure. Lewis is an orphan, he abandoned by his mother at the door of the orphanage when he was born. As he grew up, he had a dream, was to find his mother. He invented memory scanner machine, he

wanted to use the machine to find his mother, and reunited with her. Before he found his mother, the machine was stolen by Bowler Hat Guy and his machine hat Doris. So Lewis only gave up his dream, at this moment, he met a mysterious boy named Wilbur Robinson. From this, his life had a dramatic turning point, he was taken to the possible world that anything will come true, there was named the future.There，he met with a lot of incredible people and a strange family—Robinsons, under their guidance, Lewis had a wonderful and happy adventure.

This is a worth watching movie, I harvested a lot. Firstly, it what impressed me was the movie often appear a word, “keep moving forward”. This is a positive attitude towards life, something we are supposed to life. Secondly, we should all have dreams, and work hard to achieve them. Thirdly, we should have the spirit of adventure, daring to meet new things and new challenges. Finally, feelings all around, such as family love and friendship, we all should cherish, and don't squander their love for us.

美国,我们的故事观后感 (英文版)
我家买了动物园观后感英文版 第二篇

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America, the story of us

Just finished watching a documentary us: our story.The high cost of documentary, the effect with magnificent film technique, describes the United States from scratch, from emerging economies to the history of the world's superpower.The documentaries have 12 sets, using a variety of expression, to recreate history in the most intuitive way.See the complete set, my mind up or when the original immigrants. They come from as far away as Europe, a lot of people selling off property for boarding a ship to America, and the puritans, only to seek the place of the other beliefs.They need through untold hardships, the early people to the mainland, after two months of voyage, more than half of the people die at sea.Self-made on land, desert land reclamation party.

And others to the identity of the colonists control early in offspring.Conflict ensued.From the first continental congress convened, from the promulgation of the universal declaration of human rights, all men are created equal, and the pursuit of freedom, the pursuit of happiness belongs to everyone.British colonists, and though the army, and advanced weapons, but in the long battle, led by Washington and others, had the most difficult period.The colonists pulled out of the American continent.The United States was founded.【我家买了动物园观后感英文版】

The United States began the way their parents habits, reclaiming wasteland with no regret.Westward movement, and tens of thousands of people in the United States, sell the house.Total wealth in a carriage, mass migration, no known to the unknown land.After the gold rush of also is such.

At this point, the United States is in a different way.To pay attention to industry, the north and the south is given priority to with cotton cultivation.The emergence of new tools for processing cotton faster than ever.At the same time, need more slaves for processing.Southern slavery escalating, and not when people think of the slaves.North and south policy differences lead to different slaves that once the slaves escape from the south to the north, would mean a new life and work.But the law to let the south announced after the employer may go to the north to catch slaves, which influences the social order in the north.On both sides of the conflict and the contradiction between slaves and employers are inspired.At this time, Lincoln was elected, faced with the collapse of the state and it is urgent to slavery.

the beginning, the south, the south need to keep the land, while the northern attack means.General of the south and the bianconeri were superior to the north.However, Lincoln to rethink the war to a new height.Textile industry has great development, production doubled.Railway, under the unified management of the north, let war supply fast and strong.Railway operations while, also let the north railway system will be improved.Plus, the telegraph system, direct were observed by Lincoln nimbly, war and used for communication.【我家买了动物园观后感英文版】

At the same time, war correspondent, war photography, the real war pictures for everyone to see.People all hope that terrible war over as quickly as possible.Lincoln issued an ultimatum to the south, let them return to federal, end the war.And the south have been unable to automatically gives up slavery

they insist for a long time, the south has its supposed to be a do not change the way of life.Lincoln then released: the liberation of slavery.The black a lot to join the camp in the north, began to fight. Later, Lincoln last battle, our best.The civil war, the country back to unity.

And after the great railway construction, promote the development of the western conference again.Cowboys also rushed to the last piece of land, rail has not reached land, Texas.In the end, the railway runs through the country.Railway to the basis of the development of the United States has the incomparable.America is in the modern city development. Carnegie, the establishment of the largest steel field.In the case of resist economic crisis, Carnegie in the edge of bankruptcy.In the end, the steel field set up!Carnegie become the richest businessmen in the country.The foundation of modern city - steel, can be in the form of large specification for production.Steel prices by 80%.Widely used!

Oil!The development of the United States once again.Oil is also a difficult and risky things, life was in danger at any moment.The United States, the world's largest oil producer.Hamill brothers, set a time!Make cheap oil.

Henry ford,mass-produced cars. Let the car gained popularity.Let the car cheap.Cars make americans more freedom to participate in life - a new way of moving.Production lines at the same time, ford motor, become the common pattern of the follow-up industry production, improved the efficiency of industrial production.Los Angeles, to find water, overcome difficulties to establish diversion channels, let the city of the west is activated.Later, constantly to overcome difficulties, constant innovation【我家买了动物园观后感英文版】

However, problems still exist.Black or discriminated against, Martin Luther exceeds shout: "I have a dream!"The United States and the Soviet union of the cold war and the Vietnam war.At the same time, television entered innumberable families.The American people in both TV witnessed a President to step down, also watching the President Reagan told people on TV.At the same time, also live on national television, cruelly saw the spacecraft has fallen.

After the invention of the computer, the emergence of the silicon valley.Network as a new conquest of the land of the americans.While 911, let the americans into a new threat.The establishment of information highway network make the computer revolution come completely.

That's right, is one such country and people.Need to conquer the new continent.Whether America's westward movement, or iron and steel production, oil exploration, and the construction of the railway, and the construction of the interstate, or start the online world. Constantly need positive contradiction and struggle against.Is whether the colonial, slaves, or civil war, and world war ii, or wealth, or crime, racist, or terrorist!

They are strong, self-made man, unafraid to nature;They come from immigrant, do not want to stay home also don't want to stay with;They are optimistic and has the indestructible faith, they used to land reclamation in adversity.This trait is not all americans, but for promoting the development of the American people in the United States, was also is such a country the United States and respect for the inherent will!

我家买了动物园电影介绍
我家买了动物园观后感英文版 第三篇

我家买了动物园

影片讲述了本杰明·米尔（马特·达蒙 饰）是洛杉矶的一家报纸的专栏作家，他同时还会写一些冒险类的小说，生性喜爱冒险，然而半年前的丧妻之痛令他至今无法释怀，儿子迪伦和小女儿洛希同样不能适应失去母亲的生活，迪伦因偷窃和阴暗的美术创作导致被学校开除，本杰明没有听从哥哥邓肯的建议，拒绝从新的爱情中获取乐观心态，也放弃了专栏写作，筹划和儿女换到全新的环境继续生活。作为一名单身爸爸，他面对的是抚养两个小孩需要经历的各种各样的艰巨的挑战。期待着能有一个全新的开始，同时也想让自己的家庭重新注满活力，迎接崭新的生活，米尔辞去了他的写作工作，在城市外围买下了一间很有老式的田园风格的房子，包括周边占地面积18英亩的土地。

这对于他来说，这无疑是一个相当特别的举动，因为本杰明的新家居然是一座荒废的动物园，他买下的是一座名叫罗斯摩尔的动物园，里面入住着形形色色的各种生物，因为看到了洛希和动物的友好接触，本杰明决定接收这座还收留着众多动物的野生动物园，并带领管理人凯莉（斯嘉丽·约翰逊 饰）率领的

留守团队重新修葺动物园。

由于在这方面没有任何经验可言，米尔只能在少的可怜的时间和资金的限制下，努力地经营这家已经因为财政问题而倒闭的动物园，然后通过他的家人和当地社区的帮助与支持，让整个园区重新开放。开园后米尔不再写新闻稿子和编惊险故事了，他要靠着自己的双手打拼和生活，而且工作地点就在他自己家的后花园里。

英文电影观后感
我家买了动物园观后感英文版 第四篇

[篇一:<驯龙高手>观后感400字]

9月28号，终于等来了盼望已久的这个学期的第一次电影课了。听说要看<驯龙高手>这部电影的时候，我更兴奋了，嗯，至少是部动画片。

当电影一开始，它一说到“维京人”的时候，我就觉得特别耳熟。原来，“维京人”就是北欧海盗，敢大胆地抢劫当时海上第一大国西班牙的商船。英文电影观后感。看完这个电影，更觉得他们大胆了，他们居然敢跟龙接触。这个电影讲的就是海盗首领的儿子小嗝嗝和一条号称龙里面最凶猛的夜煞接触，然后一起找到龙总是抢劫的原因，最后和海盗、一些龙一起打败不给它食物就要吃龙的巨龙。

我觉得这部电影的亮点有两处。一是各式各样的龙，二是主人公和夜煞合作击败巨龙那一段。我一直都挺喜欢龙的，觉得它们挺好玩儿的，，他家的动物园无法经营下去了。派的爸爸决定全家移到加拿大去，同时把动物也运到那边去卖掉。登船日期到了，派和他的家人上了船出发了。路途中，他们遇到了暴风雨，派在这次灾难中失去了家人，他自己却被船员送到了救生艇上，但是几只动物也到了救生艇上，特别是孟加拉虎，派非常害怕。老虎吃掉了船上的所有动物，派必须冷静地面对危险，勇敢机智地与老虎一起生存下来。最后派得救了，老虎也回到了树林。

电影放完了，我慢慢走出了电影院。通过这部电影，我懂得了遇到危险要冷静，不要慌张，再想办法脱离危险。或者一开始就用聪明机智的办法尽量避免危险。

[篇五:电影<泰坦尼克号>观后感500字]

爱情是一张票根，凭它我们乘上时光机器，穿过长长短短的岁月，寻找那么一些些曾经让我们怦然心动的回忆。爱情也是一张船票，它曾漂荡在大西洋的无垠碧海，沉入海底几万英尺的寂寞深渊。爱情还是一张电影票，它见证了十五年光阴似水，历久弥新，再次击中我们怅然若失的心。有些事，无法启齿，终是冷暖自知，仿佛自己私密于心的那些恋爱琐事，尘封在记忆的底端，却时不时情不自禁，想拿出来回味一番。

说到爱情，最美不过天长地久、海枯石烂，大抵脱不出一个“永恒”。与时间赛跑，我们永远都只会输，不论你爱得有多轰轰烈烈、惊天动地，最终不过是历史车轮碾过的一抔黄土、一缕尘埃。<泰坦尼克号>的动人之处，或许就在于那穿越时光，永远不变的爱情。当老得不能再老的罗丝爬上船头，将价值连城的“海洋之心”扔向大海，以纪念她的爱情以及她于海底长眠的爱人时，我们又有多少人能不动容呢?

当杰克在平静冰冷的海面和罗斯说着那些临终的嘱托，那不是什么海誓山盟，不是什么甜言蜜语，只是一些很小很小的对生活和生命的期许，杰克给罗斯的温暖从相遇到生命的终结，狠狠戳中泪点。很多时候，爱情之所以让我们觉得值得铭记，就在于这些细小的温暖，给了我们勇敢走下去的力量。

[篇六:电影<猩球崛起>观后感]

<猩球崛起>这部电影，是讲述人类在动物身上进行药物试验的故事。

在剧中，有一个庞大的药物公司，这个公司为了发明好的药物推销给人们，拿猩猩做实验。

有一次，工作人员要拿一只母猩猩做实验，而母猩猩以为工作人员要伤害自己的孩子，所以到处乱逃，结果被保安人员用qiāng打死了。

但小猩猩还是保住了，它受母亲遗传，所以很聪明，因为它的母亲受过“gfl-112”药物的试验，这种药物可以让猩猩变得聪明，可会让人类死亡。

在这里工作的男主角，他是要务公司的“明星”。他把猩猩带回家抚养，渐渐地，猩猩长大了。男主角给他它起了一个名字叫凯撒。后来，凯撒被迫送到了猩猩禁闭所那里的管理员对猩猩们很不好，但后来凯撒逃了出来，偷到了“gfl-112”，然后它又回到禁闭所，打开了“gfl-112”，让所有猩猩变得聪明，竟然还说出了话!后来它们向管理员复仇!与警察抗争，有一只巨猿扑向了直升机，救了大家，牺牲了自己，是伙伴们回到了红山森林。

这部电影，使我感到了:人类为了自己的利益，而去伤害性猩猩，拿猩猩做实验，猩猩也有生命，它们也要自由。同时，我也感到了母爱很伟大，母猩猩为了救小猩猩，逃了出来，而且出来时它捂住肚子，而子弹却无情的穿透了它的胸膛。许多猩猩为了就自己的伙伴而牺牲自己，那只巨猿就是这样做的。当我介绍到这，你应该有所了解什么叫“猩球崛起”了吧?这种崛起，就是整个猩族觉醒了，它告诉人们，当受欺负时，不能懦弱，要想自由前进!

这部电影震撼了我的心，让我的心情久久不能平息!

星际动物园英文读后感
我家买了动物园观后感英文版 第五篇

as the only living things on a bare pla called ?just like home?， humans felt lonely and sad。 in order to live， they must get married as often as possible and have children。 unwilling to get married， our 16-year-old protagonist named humming bird ran away from her pla and found a plastic space ship。 there she met various kinds of animals， which frightened her even drove her crazy。星际动物园英文读后感。 she had never seen such things before。 only through ?the book of remembering? did she get some rough idea of animals。 after she took a small-copied cat home and showed it to the officials on her pla， the cat was shot to death and all the officials went crazy。 humming brid didn?t give up her attempt to let people accept the animals。 she decided to set about the job from children?

that?s the brief plot of harry gilbert?s science fiction?。 based on the reality of increasing environmental problems， the writer uses his full imagination and creativity to produce this vivid imaginative and thought-provoking story。

as far as we know， animal numbers are now diminishing all over the world every years， and the living conditions we depend on a getting worse。星际动物园英文读后感。 we dirty the air with gases and smoke， poison the water with chemicals and other substances and damage the soil with too many fertilizers and pesticides。 we also pollute our surroundings in many other ways。 air， water and soil are all very important and necessary to the survival of all living things all over the world。 if we human don?t pay more attention to that， there will e a day when we have to live the kind of life described in this novel。 as we know， the world is made up not only of human beings but also a lot of other living things。 if we don?t want to leave this perfect pla， we have to protect the environment; otherwise， without the pany of other living things，people would only be half-alive， men only half-men。

nowadays， i should say， people have realized the importance of environmental protection and ecological balance。 slogans that remind us to save water and electricity are stuck everywhere， but how many are treated as requirements or duties and not just a piece of paper。 if we pay a little attention to our working and study places， we always find some taps half opened with running water， and large numbers of people get used to leave lights on during the day。 dustbins for both recycled and unredeemable rubbish are placed in high density but no one bothers to throw the rubbish into the right dustbins。 nor do they even know what kind of rubbish could be recycled and what kind could not。

conservation centers for protecting animals are built in many countries。 our government also passed some acts to protect animals; however， there do exist some law-breakers who are driven by money。 we plant trees very year， but no one bothers to water and care for them after planting them。 for money， some farmers drive their sheep and cattle to grasslands and charge it into desert。

all in all， to every one， i want to say， ?living on this wonderful pla earth， we are lucky and happy。 in order to enjoy this kind of wonderful life， we must care for mother earth and put this kind of care into practice。?

facing the world， to be or not to be， it?s up to you。 we must make a choice without any hesitation!

小学生相声台词
我家买了动物园观后感英文版 第六篇

[篇一:小学生搞笑相声台词<如此学生>]

甲乙同为学生身份，甲一脸苦恼上台)

乙:咋啦?

甲:考试呗!

乙:没考好?

甲悲伤)嗯，都怪老师缺德。

乙惊讶)缺德?

甲:对。就拿数学来说吧，这么重要的考试，你倒把题目出得简单点儿啊!他倒好，尽挑我不会的出，这不时存心和我为难吗?那么大的红灯笼挂着，多不雅观啊!

乙:去你的吧，嫌难看，自己上课认真着点。

甲:(委屈并抽咽一下)还有呢!英语考试，填空题一分一个，可我明明写对了三个，老师却偏不给我分。小学生相声台词。

乙:不会吧?老师工作都是挺认真的。那三个是什么题目?

甲；这你就别问了。]

乙:(拍了拍自己的胸脯)说吧，我替你作主。

甲:班级_____姓名_____学号_____

乙:呸!填对一百个也没分。

甲:(连忙)别急，这个不算的话，别离……想到了游子思乡……想到了家人团聚……

演员甲:再想，再远一点想。

演员乙:哦，我想到了海外赤子的乡愁……想到了两岸同胞的欢聚……想到了祖国的统一……

演员甲:再远一点，再远一点

演员乙:哦，我还想到了嫦娥奔月……想到了太空移民……我仿佛插上了想象的翅膀，飞越广漠无垠的太空……那里有知识的殿堂……那里有我的梦想……(定格)

演员甲:喂，别傻啦，该下场啦!

谢幕。

[篇五:小学生相声台词]

甲:你好，节日快乐!

乙:恩?节日?什么节日?你生日呀?恭喜恭喜呀!红包拿来!

甲:什么乱七八糟的呀!人家生日早过了!

乙:噢，原来不是你的生日呀!那今天是什么日子呀?

甲:不会吧，你连今天是什么日子都不知道呀?

乙:我为什么要知道?今天很重要吗?

甲:当然!是我们大家的节日呀。

乙:噢，我知道了，是国庆节!

甲:啊，还没到十月一日呢?

乙:那就是妇女节!让我们一起祝愿天下所有的妈妈们节日快乐

(唱:妈妈呀妈妈，亲爱的……)

甲:等等等等，又错了!

乙:那是不是劳动节呀?

甲:(大笑)5、1的7天长假是不上把你给睡傻了?(摸对方额头)

乙:去去去，你才傻了呢!不就是儿童节吗?

甲:啊!你耍我呀?!

乙:不耍你，同学们怎么会笑呀?

甲:啊!我成小丑了?

乙:瞧瞧你那身材，不是小丑，难道是大象呀?

甲:好了好了，大过节的，我也不和你一般见识了!

让我们一起来祝愿所有的同学们节日快乐吧!

乙:好是好，但没空!

甲:啊!你都忙什么呀?

乙:白天学校搞活动，少了我怎么行呀?

甲:那晚上呢?

乙:你猜我干啥?

甲:难得一个假日，肯定看电视呗!

乙:俗!你那档次也太低了点!

甲:啊，你档次高，你高到哪了?

乙:客气客气，我也只是高到里罢了。

甲:啊!你是明星呀!失敬失敬!

乙:没什么的拉，也只是偶尔演个节目什么的，难得在荧屏上露个脸罢了!其实，你也可以的!

甲:我?我行吗?

乙:当然行了!让广大的少年朋友们一起来看看:瞧这小脑袋，比聪明的一休还机灵，

瞧这张小嘴，比花仙子还漂亮，瞧这对小眼睛比蜡笔小新的还……

甲:求求你，别说了，再说，我都快成日本人拉!

乙:反正是超级小美女一个!

甲:别逗了你!我哪有那么好呀，说得人家的脸红了!

不过，平时，男同学都叫我樱桃小丸子的。

乙:(偷偷的:她是樱桃小丸子?我还西瓜太郎呢!)

那太好!今天我还真找对人了。走吧，咱赶紧上电视台去把。(用手拉)

甲:哎，哎，你先别拉我，我得先问问你。

乙:还有什么好问的呀，就是你拉!我们得赶时间!

甲:电视台又不是你家开的，您老人家是大明星，我一个小学生谁放我进去呀?

乙:哟，听你这口气，是不相信我呀?

甲:对呀，咱一个小学生想上电视就上电视，那张柏芝和谢霆锋他们不早失业了?我猜呀，人家连大门都不让我进。

乙:那咱跟门卫叔叔好好说呀!

甲:好好说?难道要我像街上要饭的小孩一样死磨硬泡:“叔叔，可怜可怜我吧，求求你拉，您不让我进我就不活了!”

乙:那是他们被坏人利用，我们可不用那么惨!

甲:那咱怎么说?咱们就那么说:“叔叔，您就让我们进去吧!我们不小了，我们都20多了!

乙:啊?20多了?

甲:对呀，两人加一块儿呀!

乙:你还当人家是老年痴呆呀?

甲:那就说:“叔叔，您放我进去，我就送你一大瓶娃哈哈行不?喝了我的娃哈哈，

吃饭就是香。妈妈我要——娃、哈、哈!

乙:瞧你，还没有出名呢，就学明星做起广告来了!告诉你，用不着这一套!

甲:那还真能进电视台?

乙:废话，告诉你吧，咱今天是“六。一”联欢晚会的主持人!

甲:嘿!咱也能当个主持人?

乙:当然了，咋不能?我的头发比那李永长，普通话比刘仪伟标准100倍，为什么不行?

甲:那今年怎么搞呀?

乙:今年都听我的。

甲:啊?你还是总导演呀?

乙:那不敢当!上个月，我广泛征集同学的意见给电视台写了一封信，

把咱们的想法和构思详细一说，哎呀!你猜怎么着，人家居然采纳了!

甲:真的吗?

乙:他们都夸我这种敢于参与的勇气，还说我有改革意识，有创新精神，了不起!人小志气大呀!

甲:哇!同学们咱给我们的大明星来点掌声呀!

乙:(从怀里掏出一香肠当话筒)谢谢，谢谢!大家的掌声!我一定干得比鞠萍姐姐还棒!

甲:嘿!还真像那么回事呀!

乙:(咬了一口)呵!味道好极了!

甲:咳，咳!你怎么先吃上了?快说说“六。一”晚会到底怎么搞呀!

乙:总体构想是这样的:大演播厅要布置成一个美丽的童话世界。这里有百鸟森林、七彩木屋、奇花异草、玻璃宫殿，还有各种大型积木，在变幻的电脑灯光下，闪烁着奇妙的光环和色彩。

甲:还真美呀!

乙:再加上世界各国的经典儿童歌曲，那才叫诗情画意呢!

甲:舞台也一定很漂亮吧?

乙:那当然!都是从全球各国小画家的设计中挑选出来的最佳方案，然后综合在一起，

哇!那简直太美了!一不小心还容易迷路!

甲:晚会都有什么节目呀?

乙:哇!那可太精彩了!我先来介绍一下演员阵容吧。

甲:都有谁呀?

乙:这边是由100位小演员扮演的百部爱国主义影片中的英雄人物大合唱<祖国颂歌>。

甲:好!发扬爱国主义传统，为振兴中华而奋斗!

乙:这边是孙悟空、白雪公主、神笔马良、小三毛、花仙子、葫芦娃、黑猫警长、米老鼠、唐老鸭、蓝精灵、变形金刚、哆啦a梦、蜡笔小新等中外著名卡通演员表演的大型歌舞节目——<我们共同的节日>。

甲:好!象征着世界儿童大联欢!

乙:舞台上演的是小合唱、小合奏、小舞蹈、小品、小杂技、小武术、小相声、小戏、

小魔术、小游戏……反正除了小便都可以!

甲:废话!

乙:还有小记者采访十佳少年；小主持人邀请我们的航天英雄杨利伟叔叔与大家见面；

小朋友向为我们的健康成长，日夜辛勤工作的家长、老师、儿童艺术工作者鲜花致谢!

甲:对!应该，应该的!

乙:还请贫困地区的小朋友代表上台，接受我们节日的礼物和祝愿。

甲:我们手拉手，心连心。

乙:小书法家、小画家、小摄影家、小诗人和小发明家，当场献艺!

甲:节目可真丰富呀!

乙:是呀，现场的掌声肯定比呼噜声响亮!

甲:晚会都邀请了哪些佳宾呀?

乙:世界各国的领导人和社会名人能来的都来了!连联合国秘书长安南爷爷都来了，

可惜少了三个重要人物。

甲:都少了谁呀?

乙:美国总统小布什呀。

甲:这老小子的架子可真够大呀!

乙:什么呀!人家是被伊拉克战争搞得后院着火，都火烧眉毛了，

哪还有心情来和我们一起玩呀?

甲:那还有谁呀?

乙:伊拉克前总统萨达姆呀!

甲:他家也着火了?

乙:你家才着火呢!我们的老萨同志正在国际法庭上接受审判呢!再说小布什也不准他来呀!

甲:哎!还真够可怜的!那还有一个是谁呀?

乙:那就是大名鼎鼎的恐怖分子老大——笨。lā dēng呀!

甲:应该是本。lā dēng吧?

乙:反正都一样。

甲:他又怎么了?

乙:人家目前躲在山洞里，打电话给他，他不敢接，写信又不知道地址!

我们真不知道怎么联系他呀!

甲:他还是别来的好!

乙:为什么呀?

甲:如果他也来了，那么大的演播厅就只剩下两个人拉!

乙:人都到哪儿去了?

甲:一看到老lā dēng就都跑了呀!

乙:那怎么还有一个呀?

甲:那就是那个大明星呀!

乙:到底是谁呀?

甲:还不就是那个不怕死的主持人呀!

乙:啊!是我呀!

甲:不是你还有谁呀?

乙:我才不干呢!我还是快点跑吧!

[篇六:小学生搞笑相声台词:<大与小>]

乙:我们俩是双胞胎

甲:各位别看长的不一样

乙:但是饭量都不小

甲:我是哥哥，我是大的

乙:我是弟弟，我是小的

甲:大的比小的好啊

乙:小的比大的强

甲:你看香港电视里，一提到老大，受人尊敬(学)“大哥，您发话，我们听老大的”

乙:黑社会啊

甲:反正大的好

乙:当弟弟好，在家里哥哥得让着弟弟，好吃的，弟弟先吃，好穿的，弟弟先穿

甲:当哥哥好，娶媳妇儿，都是哥哥先娶

乙:惦记着找媳妇啊

甲:我早熟，反正是大的好

乙:怎么说也是小的好

甲:就说爸爸给咱们起名字吧，我叫大浩

乙:我叫小浩

甲:大浩就是比小浩好

乙:怎么呢

甲:大浩的九块八，小浩的三块一

乙:你买袜子呢

甲:咱妈给咱俩起的名字也好，大心，小心，大心就比小心好

乙:怎么呢

甲:大心:心胸宽广，小心，就是小心眼儿，小肚鸡肠

乙:胡说，大心是大大咧咧，粗心大意，小心是谦虚谨慎

甲:那咱爷爷给咱们起的名字好，我叫大火

乙:我叫小火

甲:我演出完了，我就大火了，你小火，小打小闹，没多大出息

乙:我小火好，要是有了火灾，你就是罪魁祸首，大火不好救援，要是小火，冒冒点烟儿就过去了

甲:奶奶给咱俩起的名字更好，我叫大路

乙:我叫小路

甲:我走的是大路，大路是大大方方，潇洒自如，条条大路通罗马

乙:我看你是条条大路走骡子走马。我走的小路好，小路是曲径通幽，浪漫惬意

甲:我们俩在家就爱争论

乙:其实大和小，好和坏，关键不在名字

甲:对，关键在贡献大小

乙:你有什么贡献

甲:我长大了当个大专家

乙:我当一个小学老师

甲:小学老师比不上大专家

乙:多大的专家也是小学老师教出来的

甲:好吗，我成你学生啦

乙:谁让你自高自大呢

甲:我长大了当个大歌星

乙:我就当个小记者

甲:小记者比不了大歌星

乙:多大的歌星也是小记者吹出来的

甲:嘿!我长大了当个大牌球星

乙:我就当个小足球裁判

甲:小裁判比不了大球星

乙:再大的球星我都敢给他掏红牌儿

甲:我长大了当个大干部

乙:那我就当个小护士

甲:大干部领导小护士

乙:小护士一打针，多大的干部都得趴下

甲:去你的吧

谁动了我的奶酪读后感英文版
我家买了动物园观后感英文版 第七篇

with a happy but plex feeling， i closed the book and drowned myself into deep thought。 i have to recognize that it?s lucky for me to read this book， which is just like a mirror of our daily life。

two lovely mice sniff， scurry together with two little people hem and haw live in a big maze。 they have to find cheese to feed themselves。谁动了我的奶酪读后感英文版。 just as their names show， sniff has a great sense of sniff and scurry is able to run very fast。 however， they are mice with simple thoughts。 there?s no doubt that two little people are much cleverer than these mice， which are regarded as low-level creature by people。 but the ending is surprising enough: the mice bee the lucky dog and firstly adapt the changing situation。 while the mice have already found new cheese and tasted the happiness of adventure， our two little people are still discussing the reasons and anglicizing their situation。 they are afraid of changing and losing， because their wisdom tells them changing is a dangerous thing。 this time， wisdom is no longer an advantage for them。谁动了我的奶酪读后感英文版。 apparently， humans? overly plicated and emotional intelligence sometimes do not advance way。 the poorest character is hem， no one knows his fate in the future， but we can imagine how hard it will be。 refusing changes bring him nothing but sadness。 haw is much luckier， though his action is not as quick as two mice， he take changes the moment he awake to his fault and learn a lot from the process。 there?s no doubt that haw?s handwriting on the wall is the brightest point in the whole story。 these truths encourage us to go out of the dilemma and adjust ourselves to the changing circumstances and enjoy the changes

obviously，the maze represents our whole life and cheese represent the valuable things that we pursuit。 we ourselves are playing the role of mice or little people in our realistic life。 may be you?re mice who can take quick actions to change， then congratulations! but what if you are hem? i believe no one of us want to be a second hem without any cheese。 so， just try to bee haw， simplify the problems and try new things without worrying。 surprise is ahead of you， success is just there， waiting for you。

in my opinion， this story is a kind of scathing satire on people who don?t have an ability to adapt new surroundings quickly。 in the future， change is the only constant。 if you don?t want to be eliminated by the changing time， if you want to keep pace with the changing tide， please keep the alertness and give up conservative ideas。 the future is full of changes， since you are already in the maze， how to find your" cheese" is the problem you have to deal with。 there?s an old saying in china called security is the biggest enemy。 no one can deny that a constant job or something will kill people?s passion。 but it will lead only two kinds of consequences: you make no progress or your condition bees much worse。 someone refuse to change because of the fear from the bottom of their heart。 if you can?t overe this psychology barrier， you can?t knock open the door of success。 all depends on you， choose to change and have a better life or to be stubborn and lose all the old cheese。

life is changing。 change is the only constant in the future。 all you can do is to try your best to adapt the changing world bravely。 god help those who help and change themselves!

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