英文幽默句子

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英文幽默句子(一)
《英语幽默句子》

幽默的英语句子

1) Money is not everything. There„s Mastercard & Visa.

钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。

2) One should love animals. They are so tasty.

每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。 3)Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 要节约用水，尽量和女友一起洗澡。

4)Love the neighbor. But don„t get caught.

要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道。

5)Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个女人。 6)Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。

7)The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.

聪明人都是未婚的，结婚的人很难再聪明起来。

8)Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

成功是一个相关名词，他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）。

9)Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

不要等明天交不上差再找借口，今天就要找好。

10)Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.

爱情就象照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养。（老外也保守，要摸黑办事，哈哈）

11)Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外，后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。

12)"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. "

现在的梦想决定着你的将来"，所以还是再睡一会吧。

13)There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.

应该有更好的方式开始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。

14)"Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk? "

"努力工作不会导致死亡！"不过我不会用自己去证明。

15)"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "

"工作好有意思耶！"尤其是看着别人工作。

16)God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.

神决定了谁是你的亲戚，幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。

17)When two„s company, three„s the result! 两个人的状态是不稳定的，三个人才是！

18)A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. 服饰就象铁丝网，它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。

19)The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.

学的越多，知道的越多，知道的越多，忘记的越多，忘记的越多，知道的越少，为什么学来着？

1.国外有个节目采访lord of ring（指环王）里面那个小哈比人时，他讲了个冷笑话： Q: a deer, has no eyes, what's its name？（一只鹿，没有眼睛，应该叫什么？）

A: I don‟t know ,what is it？（我不知道，该叫什么？）

Q: no eye deer……(no idea)（没眼睛鹿……没主意（英语口语的谐音））

agian, a deer has no eyes, no legs, what's its name？（那么，一只鹿，没眼睛，也没有腿，该叫什么？）

A: I don‟t know, what's it then？（我还是不知道，应该叫什么？）

Q: still no idea……”（还是没眼睛鹿（用了谐音））

2.某次英文考试有两道题目：

1）我穿上外套，却发现第一个扣子掉了。

2）他听见电话铃响，就过去接了电话。

正确答案应为：

1）I put on my coat and found its first button was gone.

2）As soon as he heard the phone ringing, he went to pick it up.

但是某生的答案是：

1）Shit!

2）Hello?

3老师在黑板上写了一句：Time is money，并让同学们翻译。

有名学生答道：“汤姆是玛丽。”

4小明上英文课时跟老师说：May I go to the toilet?

老师说：Go ahead.

小明就坐了下来。过了一会儿，小明又跟老师说：May I go to the toilet?

老师说：Go ahead.

小明又坐了下来。他旁边的同学于是忍不住问：你不是跟老师说要上厕所吗？怎么不去？ 小明说：你没听老师说「去你个头」啊！

5某日刘洪涛遇到外宾，上前搭话曰：I am hongtao liu．

外宾曰：我他妈还是方片七呢！

6江青会见外宾，要求翻译要严格按她的意思翻，不许走样。

外宾一见到江青，立刻拍马屁道："Miss Jiang, you are very beautiful."

翻译照翻，江青心花怒放，嘴上还要谦虚一下：“哪里，哪里”。

翻译不敢怠慢，把江青的话翻成英文："Where? Where?"

外宾一愣，还有这样的人，追问哪里漂亮的，干脆马屁拍到底："Everywhere, everywhere." 翻译：“你到处都很漂亮。”

江青更高兴了，但总是要客气一下：“不见得，不见得”。

翻译赶紧翻成英文："You are not allowed to see, you are not allowed to see."

7一对热恋中的男女。女生非常没有安全感，于是对着男友说：“SAY „I LOVE YOU!!‟SAY IT! SAY IT! SAY IT!”

男的答道：“IT!”

8某人刻苦学习英语，终有小成。一日上街不慎与一老外相撞，

忙说：I am sorry.

老外应道：I am sorry too.

某人听后又道：I am sorry three.

老外不解，问：What are you sorry for?

某人无奈，道：I am sorry five.

9某男，亦粗通英文，至使馆，有表要填，有一栏是：Sex，该男思之久已，毅然下笔：“Once a week”。

签证官观后暴笑，曰：“This item should be filled in with male or female.”

该男顿时赧颜，思之，填下“female”，官楞之，曰：“shouldn‟t it be male?”

男急释曰：“I am a normal man, so I have sex with female.

和“Kiss”有关的词汇

kiss-ass n.马屁精,谄媚者, 奉承

kiss good-bye 吻别, 放弃,失去

kiss of death n.死神之吻，乍看有益但会导致毁灭的行为

kiss of life n.生命之吻

kiss of live n.口对口人工呼吸

kiss of peace [宗] 接吻礼,团结友爱的接吻

kiss the rod v.甘心受罚

kiss the post v.吃闭门羹；为时过晚

blow a kiss 飞吻

vacuum kiss 真空吻（*ing the air out of one‟s partner‟s mouth and lungs）

French kiss 法式接吻（kiss with your mouth open and your tongues touching） Platonic kiss 柏拉图之吻（short kiss on the check for greeting）

Smooch v/n 热吻

Peck n 匆匆轻吻

经典英语绕口令

1. Canners can can what they can can but can not can things can't be canned.

2. Bill's big brother is building a beautiful building between two big brick blocks.

3.Please, Paul, pause for applause.

4.“Shall I show you the shop for shoes and shirts?” Shirley said to shelly.

5.Do you agree, if you are free to come to tea with me by the sea?

6.Paul called from the hall that he had slipped on the floor and couldn't get to the door.

7.I'd buy my ties before the price begins to rise.

8.A snow-white swan swam swiftly to catch a slowly swimming snake in a lake.

9.It is a fine thing to sing in Spring, I think.

10.Famine and failure faced the frightened farmer.

11.I am amazed it is a craze these days to dance to music of Jazz.

12.In winter the weather in Wales is wild

13.I know. You know. I know that you know. I know that you know that I know.

14.Mike likes to write by the nice bright light at night.

15.Peter piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.

英语谚语500句 （A:51--100）

51) A man becomes learned by asking questions.

不耻下问才能有学问。

52) A man can do no more than he can.

凡事都应量力而行。

53) A man cannot spin and reel at the same time.

一心不能二用。

54) A man is known by his friends.

什么人交什么朋友。

55) A man of words and not of deeds is like a garden full of weeds. 光说空话不做事，犹如花园光长刺。

56) A man without money is no man at all.

一分钱难倒英雄汉。

57) A merry heart goes all the way.

心旷神怡，事事顺利。

58) A miss is as good as a mile.

失之毫厘，差之千里。

59) A mother's love never changes.

母爱永恒。

60) An apple a day keeps the doctor away.

一天一苹果，不用请医生。

61) A new broom sweeps clean.

新官上任三把火。

62) An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth.

以眼还眼，以牙还牙。

63) An hour in the morning is worth two in the evening. 一日之计在于晨。

64) An old dog cannot learn new tricks.

老狗学不出新把戏。

65) An ounce of luck is better than a pound of wisdom. 聪明才智，不如运气。

66) An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.

预防为主，治疗为辅。

67) A rolling stone gathers no moss.

滚石不生苔，转业不聚财。

68) As a man sows, so he shall reap.

种瓜得瓜，种豆得豆。

69) A single flower does not make a spring.

一花独放不是春，百花齐放春满园。

70) A snow year, a rich year.

瑞雪兆丰年。

71) A sound mind in a sound body.

健全的精神寓于健康的身体。

72) A still tongue makes a wise head.

寡言者智。

73) A stitch in time saves nine.

小洞不补，大洞吃苦。

74) A straight foot is not afraid of a crooked shoe.

身正不怕影子斜。

75) A wise head makes a close mouth.

真人不露相，露相非真人。

76) A word spoken is past recalling.

一言既出，驷马难追。

77) A year's plan starts with spring.

一年之计在于春。

78) A young idler, an old beggar.

少壮不努力，老大徒伤悲。

79) Bad news has wings.

好事不出门，坏事传千里。

80) Barking dogs seldom bite.

吠犬不咬人.

81) Beauty lies in the love's eyes.

情人眼里出西施。

82) Be swift to hear, slow to speak.

听宜敏捷，言宜缓行。

83) Better late than never.

不怕慢，单怕站。

84) Better to ask the way than go astray.

问路总比迷路好。

85) Between friends all is common.

朋友之间不分彼此。

86) Birds of a feather flock together.

物以类聚，人以群分。

87) Blood is thicker than water.

血浓于水。

88) Blood will have blood.

血债血偿。

89) Books and friends should be few but good.

读书如交友，应求少而精。

90) Business is business.

公事公办。

91) Business is the salt of life.

事业是人生的第一需要。

92) By reading we enrich the mind, by conversation we polish it. 读书使人充实，交谈使人精明。

93) Cannot see the wood for the trees.

英文幽默句子(二)
《幽默的英语句子》

幽默的英语句子

1) Money is not everything. There„s Mastercard & Visa. 钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。

2) One should love animals. They are so tasty. 每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。

3)Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 要节约用水，尽量和女友一起洗澡。

4)Love the neighbor. But don„t get caught. 要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道。

5)Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个。

6)Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。

7)The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. 聪明人都是未婚的，结婚的人很难再聪明起来。

8)Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 成功是一个相关名词，他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）。

9)Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.不要等明天交不上差再找借口，今天就要找好。

10)Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. 爱情就象照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养。（老外也保守，要摸黑办事，哈哈）

11)Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外，后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。

12)"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. 现在的梦想决定着你的将来"，所以还是再睡一会吧。

13)There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 应该有更好的方式开始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。

14)"Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk? " 努力工作不会导致死亡！"不过我不会用自己去证明。

15)"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! " "工作好有意思耶！"尤其是看着别人工作。

16)God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. 神决定了谁是你的亲戚，幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。

17)When two„s company, three„s the result! 两个人的状态是不稳定的，三个人才是！

18)A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. 服饰就象铁丝网，它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。

19)The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. 学的越多，知道的越多，知道的越多，忘记的越多，忘记的越多，知道的越少，为什么学来着？

最美的十大经典爱情句子

1) I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with

you.

我爱你，不是因为你是一个怎样的人，而是因为我喜欢与你在一起时的感觉。

2) No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won„t make you cry.

没有人值得你流泪，值得让你这么做的人不会让你哭泣。

3) The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can„t have them.

失去某人，最糟糕的莫过于，他近在身旁，却犹如远在天边。？？？？

4) Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile. 纵然伤心，也不要愁眉不展，因为你不知是谁会爱上你的笑容。

5) To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.

对于世界而言，你是一个人；但是对于某个人，你是他的整个世界。

6) Don„t waste your time on a man/woman, who isn„t willing to waste their time on you.

不要为那些不愿在你身上花费时间的人而浪费你的时间。

7) Just because someone doesn„t love you the way you want them to, doesn„t mean they don„t love you with all they have. 爱你的人如果没有按你所希望的方式来爱你，那并不代表他们没有全心全意地爱你。

8) Don„t try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to. 不要着急，最好的总会在最不经意的时候出现。

9) Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right

one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful. 在遇到梦中人之前，上天也许会安排我们先遇到别的人；在我们终于遇见心仪的人时，便应当心存感激。

10) Don„t cry because it is over, smile because it happened. 不要因为结束而哭泣，微笑吧，为你的曾经拥有。

经典电影台词

NO.1 Forrest Gump 阿甘正传

1． Life was like a box of chocolates, you never know what you‟re gonna get. (生命就像一盒巧克力，结果往往出人意料)

2． Stupid is as stupid does. (蠢人做蠢事，也可理解为傻人有傻福)

3． Miracles happen every day. (奇迹每天都在发生)

4． Jenny and I was like peas and carrots.(我和珍妮形影不离)

5． Have you given any thought to your future?(你有没有为将来打算过呢)

6． You just stay away from me please.(求你离开我)

7． If you are ever in trouble, don‟t try to be brave, just run, just run away.(你若遇上麻烦，不要逞强，你就跑，远远跑开)

8． It made me look like a duck in water.(它让我如鱼得水)

9． Death is just a part of life, something we‟re all destined to do.(死亡是生命的一部分，是我们注定要做的一件事)

10． I was messed up for a long time.(这些年我一塌糊涂)

11． I don‟t know if we each have a destiny, or if we‟re all just floating around accidental—like on a breeze.(我不懂我们是否有着各自的命运，还是只是到处随风飘荡) NO. 2 The Lion King狮子王

1. Everything you see exists together in a delicate balance.

世界上所有的生命都在微妙的平衡中生存。

2. I laugh in the face of danger. 越危险就越合我心意。

3. I‟m only brave when I have to be. Being brave doesn‟t mean you go looking for trouble.

我只是在必要的时候才会勇敢，勇敢并不代表你要到处闯祸。

4. When the world turns its back on you, you turn your back on the world. 如果这个世界对你不理不睬，你也可以这样对待它。

5. It‟s like you are back from the dead. 好像你是死而复生似的。

6. You can‟t change the past. 过去的事是不可以改变的。

7. Yes, the past can hurt. But I think you can either run from it or learn from it. 对，过去是痛楚的，但我认为你要么可以逃避，要么可以向它学习。

8. This is my kingdom. If I don‟t fight for it, who will? 这是我的国土，我不为她而战斗，谁为呢？

9. Why should I believe you? Everything you ever told me was a lie.

我为何要相信你？你所说的一切都是谎话。

10. I‟ll make it up to you, I promise. 我会补偿你的，我保证。

NO.3 Gone with The Wind乱世佳人

1).Land is the only thing in the world worth working for, worth fighting for, worth dying for. Because it‟s the only thing that lasts.(土地是世界上唯一值得你去为之工作, 为之战斗, 为之牺牲的东西,因为它是唯一永恒的东西)

2).I wish I could be more like you.(我要像你一样就好了)

3).Whatever comes, I‟ll love you, just as I do now. Until I die.(无论发生什么事,我都会像现在一样爱你,直到永远)

4).I think it‟s hard winning a war with words.(我认为纸上谈兵没什么作用)

5).Sir, you‟re no gentleman. And you miss are no lady.(先生,你可真不是个君子,小姐,你也不是什么淑女)

6).I never give anything without expecting something in return. I always get paid.(我做任何事不过是为了有所回报,我总要得到报酬)

7).In spite of you and me and the whole silly world going to pieces around us, I love you.(哪怕是世界末日我都会爱着你)

8).I love you more than I‟ve ever loved any woman. And I‟ve waited longer for you than I‟ve waited for any woman. 此句只可意会不可言传

9).If I have to lie, steal, cheat or kill, as God as my witness, I‟ll never be hungry again! (即使让我撒谎,去偷,去骗,去杀人,上帝作证,我再也不要挨饿了)

10).Now I find myself in a world which for me is worse than death. A world in which there is no place for me.(现在我发现自己活在一个比死还要痛苦的世界,一个无我容身之处的世界)

11).You‟re throwing away happiness with both hands. And reaching out for something that will never make you happy.(你把自己的幸福拱手相让,去追求一些根本不会让你幸福的东西)

12).Home. I‟ll go home. And I‟ll think of some way to get him back. After all, tomorrow is another day.(家,我要回家.我要想办法让他回来.不管怎样,明天又是全新的一天) 经典英语句子

1． Pain past is pleasure.（过去的痛苦就是快乐。）[无论多么艰难一定要咬牙冲过去，将来回忆起来一定甜蜜无比。]

2． While there is life, there is hope.（有生命就有希望/留得青山在，不怕没柴烧。）

3． Wisdom in the mind is better than money in the hand.（脑中有知识，胜过手中有金钱。）

[从小灌输给孩子的坚定信念。]

4． Storms make trees take deeper roots.（风暴使树木深深扎根。）[感激敌人，感激挫折！]

5． Nothing is impossible for a willing heart.（心之所愿，无所不成。）[坚持一个简单的信念就一定会成功。]

6． The shortest answer is doing.（最简单的回答就是干。）[想说流利的英语吗？那么现在就开口！心动不如嘴动。]

7． All things are difficult before they are easy.（凡事必先难后易。）[放弃投机取巧的幻想。]

8． Great hopes make great man. （伟大的理想造就伟大的人。）

9． God helps those who help themselves.（天助自助者。）

10． Four short words sum up what has lifted most successful individuals above the crowd: a little bit more.（四个简短的词汇概括了成功的秘诀：多一点点！）[比别人多一点努力、多一点自律、多一点决心、多一点反省、多一点学习、多一点实践、多一点疯狂，多一点点就能创造奇迹！]

11． In doing we learn.（实践长才干。）

12． East or west, home is best.（东好西好，还是家里最好。）

13． Two heads are better than one.（三个臭皮匠，顶个诸葛亮。）

14． Good company on the road is the shortest cut.（行路有良伴就是捷径。）

15． Constant dropping wears the stone.（滴水穿石。）

16． Misfortunes never come alone/single.（祸不单行。）

17． Misfortunes tell us what fortune is.（不经灾祸不知福。）

18． Better late than never.（迟做总比不做好；晚来总比不来好。）

19． It‟s never too late to mend.（过而能改，善莫大焉；亡羊补牢，犹未晚也。）

20． If a thing is worth doing it is worth doing well.（如果事情值得做，就值得做好。）

21． Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.（无热情成就不了伟业。）

22． Actions speak louder than words.（行动比语言更响亮。）

23． Lifeless, faultless.（只有死人才不犯错误。）

24． From small beginning come great things.（伟大始于渺小。）

25． One today is worth two tomorrows.（一个今天胜似两个明天。）

26． Truth never fears investigation.（事实从来不怕调查。）

27． The tongue is boneless but it breaks bones.（舌无骨却能折断骨。）

28． A bold attempt is half success.（勇敢的尝试是成功的一半。）

29． Knowing something of everything and everything of something.（通百艺而专一长。）

30． Good advice is beyond all price.（忠告是无价宝。）

英语口语精选句子

451. Go right back to the beginning．直接回到起始位置。

452. He does everything without aim．他做事都漫无目标。

453. He is respectful to his elders．他对长辈很恭敬。

454. He knows English better than I．他比我懂英语。

455. He resolved to give up smoking．他决心戒烟。

456. His talk covered many subjects．他的报告涉及很多课题。

457. I fear that he drinks too much．我担心他喝的酒太多了。

458. I have my hair cut every month．我每个月都理发。

459. I want to have a part-time job．我想有一份兼职工作。

460. I‟m sorry to have bothered you．对不起，打扰你了。

461. It is not so easy as you think．这事没有你想象的那么简单。

462. Keep your temper under control．不要发脾气。．

463. Lying and stealing are immoral．说谎和偷窃都是不道德的。

464. My efforts resulted in nothing．我的努力毫无结果。

465. My false teeth are stuck to it．我的假牙还在上边呢!

466. She is a composer for the harp．她是位写竖琴曲的作曲家

467. Take me to the airport，please．请送我去机场。

468. Talking with you is a pleasure. 和你谈话很愉快

469. The eggs are sold by the dozen．鸡蛋按打卖。

470. The price just covers the cost．这个价格正好抵消成本。

471. The sweater is of good quality. 这件毛衣质地很好。

472. The teacher got a little angry．老师有点生气了。

473. Think carefully before you act．三思而后行。

474. Walt invented the steam engine．瓦特发明了蒸汽机。

475. We are divided in our opinions．我们意见分歧。

476. Whatever I said，he‟d disagree．不论我说什么他都不同意。

477. Whoever comes will be welcomed．来的人我们都欢迎。

478. You look as if you didn‟t care．你看上去好像满不在乎。

479. You should look at it yourself．你应该亲自看看它。

480. Draw your chair up to the table．把你的椅子拉到桌子旁边来。

481. He covered himself with a quilt．他给自己盖上一条被。

482. He found my lecture interesting．他觉得我讲课有趣。

483. He had a good many friends here．他在这儿有很多朋友。

484. He is only about five feet high. 他大概只有五英尺高。

485. Her family are all music lovers．她全家人都是音乐爱好者。

486. I am busy．How is your business? 我很忙。你的生意做得怎样?

487. I don‟t think much of the movie．我认为那电影不怎么样。

488. I feel like eating an ice-cream．我想吃一个冰淇淋。

489. I found him seated on the bench．我发现他在椅子上坐着

490. I gave much time to the old car．我在这辆破车上花了不少时间。

491. I lost the door key about here. 我在这附近掉了门钥匙。

492. I‟m not guessing，I really know．我不是在猜想，我真的知道。

493. It‟s time to tell her the truth．是该告诉她真相的时候了。

494. Let‟s watch TV with a candle on．咱们点上蜡烛看电视吧。

495. Most games cost about that much．大部分游戏差不多都是这个价钱。 496. My parents want me to go abroad．我父母想让我出国。

497. She has been collecting s**ps．她一直收集邮票。

498. There are many stars in the sky．天上有很多星星。

499. We get to London this afternoon．我们是今天下午到达伦敦的。

500. What about having a pizza first? 先吃点比萨饼怎么样?

501. You‟d better look before you leap．你最好三思而后行。

502. You know what I‟m talking about. 我想你知道我在说什么。

503. He has been sick for three weeks．他已经病了几周了。

504. He inspected the car for defects．他详细检查车子有无效障。

505. I count you as one of my friends 我把你算作我的一个朋友。

506. I go to school by bike every day. 我每天骑自行车上学。

507. I have a large collection of CDs. 我收集了很多唱片。

508. I won‟t be able to see him today. 今天我不可能去看他。

509. I‟ll call a taxi in case of need．如果需要的话，我会叫出租车的。

510. Is there any sugar in the bottle? 瓶子里还有糖吗?

511. It‟s a secret between you and me. 这是你我之间的秘密。

512. It‟s very kind of you to help me．你帮助我真是太好了。

513. Let‟s divide the cake into three．我们将蛋糕分成三份吧。

514. Patience is a mark of confidence. 耐心是自信心的一种表现。

515. Susan is going to finish college．苏珊将完成大学学业。

516. That is my idea about friendship．这是我关于友谊的看法。

517. The book you ask for is sold out．你要的那本书已经售完了。

518. The boy was too nervous to speak．那男孩紧张得说不出话来。

519. The play may begin at any moment．戏随时都有可能开始。

520. The salve will heal slight burns．这种药膏能治疗轻微烧伤。

521. The sea sparkled in the sunlight．阳光下，大海波光粼粼。

522. The teacher tested us in English．老师用英文考我们。

523. There is a bridge over the river. 河上有一座桥。

524. They rode their respective bikes．他们各自骑着自己的自行车。

525. They will arrive in half an hour．他们将于半小时之内到达。

526. Time is more valuable than money. 时间比金钱宝贵。

527. We are all in favor of this plan．我们都赞同这项计划。

528. We reached London this afternoon．我们是今天下午到达伦敦的。 529. We two finished a bottle of wine．我俩喝完了一瓶酒。

530. what a lovely little girl she is! 她是一个多么可爱的小女孩耶!

531. Will you pick me up at my place? 你能到我的住处来接我吗?

532. You may choose whatever you like．你可以喜欢什么就选什么。

533. You‟re suffering from an allergy? 你过敏吗?

534. Beyond all questions you are right. 毫无疑问，你是对的。

535. But I plan to weed the yard today. 我计划今天除院子里的草。

536. But who will do all the house work? 但是这些家务活谁来做呢?

537. Close the door after you，please．请随手关门。

538. Come to see me whenever you like。你可以随时来见我。

539. Don‟t pull the chairs about,boys! 不要把椅子拖来拖去，孩子们!

540. He drives more carefully than you．他开车比你小心。

541. He invited me to dinner yesterday．他昨天请我吃晚饭了。

542. He struck his attacker on the ear．他打了那个攻击者一耳光。

543. He suddenly appeared in the party．他突然在晚会上出现了。

544. Her handbag goes with her clothes. 她的手袋和她的衣服很搭配。 545. Here we are．Row M, seats l and 3．哦，到了。M排，l号和3号。 546. His boss might get angry with him．他的老板也许会生他的气。

547. I expect to be there this evening．我打算今天晚上到那儿去。

548. I really need to lose some weight．我真的需要减肥了。

549. I think you have the Wrong number．我想你打错号码了。

550. I would rather stay at home alone．我宁愿独自呆在家。

551. I‟d like to look at some sweaters．我想看看毛衣。

552. Its origin is still a mystery now．它的起源至今仍是个谜。

553. Money is no more than our servant．金钱不过是我们的仆人。

554. Once you begin，you must continue．一旦开始，你就得继续。

555. She is poor but quite respectable．她虽穷，人品却很端正。

556. She spent a lot of money on books．她花了很多钱来买书。

557. The girl in red is his girlfriend．穿红衣服的那个女孩是他的女朋友。 558. There is a chair below the window．窗户下面有一把椅子。

559. They employed him as a consultant．他们雇用他为顾问。

560. To be honest with you，I‟m twenty．老实说，我20岁。

561. We often call him by his nickname．我们经常叫他的绰号。

562. Will you be free tomorrow evening? 你明晚有空吗?

563. Would you like to leave a message? 你要留话吗?

564. You can never turn the clock back．时光不能倒流。

565. You may as well tell me the truth．你还是把事实告诉我为好。

566. Are your grandparents still living? 你的祖父母还在么?

567. Can you recognize that woman，Mary? 你能认出那个女人是谁了吗，玛丽? 568. Do you have any suggestions for me? 你对我有什么建议么?

569. He is tough，but I am even tougher. 他是一个硬汉子，不过我要比他更硬。 570. He made his way through the forest．他设法穿过了森林。

571. He suggests you leave here at once．他建议你立刻离开这儿。

572. He was married to a friend of mine．他和我的一个朋友结了婚。

573. He will blame you for carelessness．他会责备你的粗心大意。

574. I can give you a number of excuses．我可以给你说出很多韵理由。 575. I don‟t doubt that he will help me．我不怀疑他会援助我。

576. I hope you enjoy your stay with us．希望您在这儿过的愉快。

577. I‟d like to-repair our differences．我愿意消除一下我们之间的分歧。 578. It‟s nothing to be surprised about．这事不值得大惊小怪。

579. It‟s rude to stare at other people. 盯着别人看是不礼貌的。

580. Bob has always had a crush on Lucy．鲍伯一直在爱着露茜。

英文幽默句子(三)
《搞笑幽默的英文句子 附带中文翻译哦》

【第一条】 英文：Examination and many children, so that the number of honest learned cheating.中文：考试害了多少个孩子，让多少诚实的孩子学会了作弊。【第二条】 英文：For beautiful eyes, on the line, and told myself, my wife than they were.中文：对于美女，看两眼就行，转身告诉自己，我老婆比她们都好。【第三条】 英文：Did you find, those who hate you, looks very ugly.中文：你有没有发现，那些讨厌你的人，长得都特别丑。【第四条】 英文：Since I will play QQ, I found my pinyin is getting better and better, the study did not have this effect.中文：自从会玩QQ后，我发现我拼音越来越好了，读书都没这效果。【第五条】 英文：I have a flirt with hot chicks ability, but he is a girl.中文：我空有一身泡妞的本事，可惜自己是个妞。【第六条】 英文：I do not smoke cigarettes, is not lonely, second-hand smoke!中文：我抽的不是烟，也不是寂寞，是二手烟！【第七条】 英文：Examination of people rely on strength, and I rely on the rich imagination.中文：考试有人靠的是实力，而我靠的是丰富的想象力。【第八条】 英文：Abroad: Thought and ability is the key, the domestic: relationship and can run.中文：国外：思想和才能才是王道，国内：关系和马屁才能横行。【第九条】 英文：The teacher said to hear and fine, I know he's salary.中文：听到老师说又要开始罚钱，我就知道是他工资花完了。【第十条】 英文：The man called the romantic love rich, rich in the coquettish woman.中文：男人情史丰富那叫风流，女人情史丰富那叫风骚。【第十一条】 英文：One, two people, three person is to fight at outrance.中文：一个人快活，两个人生活，三个人就是你死我活。【第十二条】 英文：Grandpa Mao said, not to marry for the purpose of making object is bullying.中文：毛爷爷说，不以结婚为目的的搞对象都是耍流氓。【第十三条】 英文：Brother, you have to face the resolution is good?中文：大哥，把你脸上的分辨率调低点好吗？【第十四条】 英文：In heaven there is no white out the pie, but white out the bricks.中文：天上没有白掉的馅饼，倒有白掉的砖头。【第十五条】 英文：Ideals are like the pants, have, but not everyone can go to prove that you have!中文：理想就像内裤，要有，但不能逢人就去证明你有！【第十六条】 英文：More to their fucking great time also can not compare with idiot years.中文：再多各自牛逼的时光 也比不上一起傻逼的岁月。【第十七条】 英文：Thinking of how far, how far you roll; light how fast, how fast you roll.中文：思想有多远，你就

滚多远；光速有多快，你就滚多快。【第十八条】 英文：Chinese two big characteristics: one, don't love the truth; two, do not want to hear the truth.中文：中国人就两大特点：一，不爱说实话；二，不爱听实话。【第十九条】 英文：You look very Chinese, very dedicated, very backbone.中文：你长的很爱国，很敬业，很有骨气。【第二十条】 英文：Germany is the only woman, I think I must be too mean.中文：女子无才便是德，我想我一定是太缺德了。【第二十一条】 英文：If you don't like brother talk about conscience, I did not, a few days just donated.中文：你丫别跟哥谈良心，哥没有，上几天刚捐了。【第二十二条】 英文：Go go go, don't waste the youth the two words, you are already the beginning of autumn.中文：去去去，别糟蹋青春那两字了，你都已经立秋了。【第二十三条】 英文：Women have two mouths, a mouth is a, a mouth to eat.中文：女人有俩张嘴，一张嘴道是非，一张嘴会吃人。【第二十四条】 英文：In fact, the day classes can be short, the computer opening and closing the past.中文：其实，一天班可短暂了，电脑一开一关就过去了。【第二十五条】 英文：You have learned at school all forget, the rest is quality.中文：把你们在学校所学的知识统统忘掉，剩下的就是素质。【第二十六条】 英文：Living half are bad luck, the other half is how to handle it.中文：活的一半是倒霉，另一半是如何处理倒霉。【第二十七条】 英文：Life can not cook, all the materials are ready was the pot.中文：人生不能像做菜，把所有的料都准备好才下锅。【第二十八条】 英文：First scroll: Live meaningless, the second line of a couplet: Dutch act no courage, horizontal batch: white go back.中文：上联：活着没意义，下联：自杀没勇气，横批：白走一回。【第二十九条】 英文：My principle is: the person does not make me, I do not prisoners; if the person make me, I will get angry!中文：我的原则是：人不犯我，我不犯人；人若犯我，我就生气！【第三十条】 英文：After today, do not meet again, I am afraid to wake up every day to beat you many times.中文：过完了今天，就不要再见面，我害怕每天醒来揍你好几遍。【第三十一条】 英文：What I want, is shameless. What to eat, is not lose.中文：我什么都要，就是不要脸。什么都吃，就是不吃亏。【第三十二条】 英文：The moment when his grandson, because the world is your uncle.中文：时刻把自己当孙子，因为全世界都你大爷的。【第三十三条】 英文：Single sister, I always strive for; to a married woman, I never give up.中文：对单

身妹妹，我始终争取；对有夫之妇，我从未放弃。【第三十四条】 英文：Some people, really let you feel bad, some people, to learn to let you have a toothache!中文：有些人，认真的让你心疼，有些人，欠扁的让你牙疼！【第三十五条】 英文：When I was young I like to play hide and seek, when the friends are hidden well, I went home.中文：小时候我喜欢玩捉迷藏，当朋友们都藏好后，我就回家。【第三十六条】 英文：Real drunby, dare to face itself has no thickness.中文：真正的装逼，敢于直面本身没有厚度的脸皮。【第三十七条】 英文：My this life altogether wrong two things, one is born, the other is to live.中文：我这一生一共做错两件事，其一是生出来，另一是活下去。【第三十八条】 英文：I stand in the streets of Tokyo, loudly singing the Anthem of Japan -- we are Qin Shousheng.中文：我站在东京街头，大声高歌日本国歌——我们都是秦寿生。【第三十九条】 英文：Saw the ugly, had not seen so ugly. At first glance the pretty ugly, a more careful look ugly!中文：见过丑的，没见过这么丑的。乍一看挺丑，仔细一看更丑！【第四十条】 英文：Test book, simply pig. Don't panic if caught cheating, pretend to be.中文：考试不翻书，简直头猪。作弊不要慌，逮到就要装。【第四十一条】 英文：Political fail? Normal! China 1300000000 people, it's your turn when the president?中文：政治不及格？正常！中国13亿人，轮到你当国家主席吗？【第四十二条】 英文：Who dares to invade China, we can only give it a Chinese sentence: the bathroom lighting.中文：谁再敢侵略中国，我们只能送它一句中文：厕所里点灯。

英文幽默句子(四)
《幽默的英语句子》

幽默的英语句子

1) Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.

钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。

2) One should love animals. They are so tasty.

每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。

3)Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.

要节约用水，尽量和女友一起洗澡。

4)Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.

要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道。

5)Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个。

6)Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。

7)The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.

聪明人都是未婚的，结婚的人很难再聪明起来。

8)Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

成功是一个相关名词，他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）。

9)Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.不要等明天交不上差再找借口，今天就要找好。

10)Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.

爱情就象照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养。（老外也保守，要摸黑办事，哈哈）

11)Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.

后排座位上的小孩会生出意外，后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。

12)"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.

"现在的梦想决定着你的将来"，所以还是再睡一会吧。

13)There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.

应该有更好的方式开始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。

14)"Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk? " "努力工作不会导致死亡！"不过我不会用自己去证明。

15)"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "

"工作好有意思耶！"尤其是看着别人工作。

16)God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. 神决定了谁是你的亲戚，幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。

17)When two‘s company, three‘s the result!

两个人的状态是不稳定的，三个人才是！

18)A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.

服饰就象铁丝网，它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。

19)The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to

learn.

学的越多，知道的越多，知道的越多，忘记的越多，忘记的越多，知道的越少，为什么学来着？

六、励志的英语句子

1.No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry.

没有人值得你流泪，值得让你这么做的人不会让你哭泣。

2.If you fail, don't forget to learn your lesson.

如果你失败了，千万别忘了汲取教训。

3.Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you.

不要为那些不愿在你身上花费时间的人而浪费你的时间

4.Live a noble and honest life. Reviving past times in your old age will help you to enjoy your life again.

过一种高尚而诚实的生活。当你年老时回想起过去，你就能再一次享受人生。

5.To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.

对于世界而言，你是一个人；但是对于某个人，你是他的整个世界。

6.Never judge people by their appearance.

永远不要以貌取人。

7.Don't try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to.

不要着急，最好的总会在最不经意的时候出现。

8.Remember the best love is to love others unconditionally rather than make demands on them.

记住：最好的爱存在于对别人的爱胜于对别人的索求之上。

9.Use your crystal goblets. Do not save your best perfume, and use it every time you feel you want it.

举起你的酒杯吧。不要吝啬洒上你最好的香水，你想用的时候就享用吧！

10.Search for knowledge, read more, sit on your front porch and admire the view without paying attention to your needs.

寻找更多的知识，多读一些书，坐在你家的前廊里，以赞美的眼光去享受眼前的风景，不要带上任何功利的想法。

11.Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you.

在你想了解别人也想让别人了解你之前，先完善并了解自己。

12.Do not keep anything for a special occasion, because every day that you live is a SPECIAL OCCASION.

英文幽默句子(五)
《学习英语幽默句子》

学习英语幽默句子，掌握高中英语语法

时间状语从句

一、when, while和as

1．When既可引导一个持续动作，也可引导一个短暂动作，可用于主句和从句动作同时发生或从句动作先于主句动作。当主句是将来时，从句的时态用现在时。（when在实际中用得最多）

I told my children when Lincoln was your age he walked twelve

miles to school everyday. But my son said, “That’s nothing. When he

was your age, he was president.”

我告诉我的孩子：当林肯你那么大岁数时他每天走12英里去学校，我儿子说，“那没什么，当他你那么大岁数时已经当总统了”。

there’s a side to President Reagan that people don’t know. When he

was a young man, he read complete works of Shakespeare. Of course,

when Reagan was young, Shakespeare hadn’t written all that

里根总统还有一面人们并不知道，年轻时他曾读过莎士比亚全集——当然里根年轻时莎士比亚还没写那么多。

注：讽刺里根读书少，岁数大。

当when引导的时间状语从句为系表结构，而且其主语和主句的主语一致，其标语又是一个名词，就可以以as引导的省略句来代替when引导的从句。如：

As a young man, he read complete works of Shakespeare.

他年轻时读过莎士比亚全集。

When the game is finished, the king and the pawn[卒] go into to the same box.

游戏结束时，国王和士兵进入同一个盒子。

注：人生就象一场游戏，游戏结束时，亿万富翁也好，平头百姓也好都进入一样大小的棺材（或骨灰盒）。Finish为短暂动作，从句动作先于主句动作。

场景再现：在筹集善款的晚会上，可以这么调侃：

How noisy an audience can be when you ask for quiet ____ and how quiet it can be when you ask for money. （多么令人惊奇啊，）当你要求安静时听众乱烘烘的——当你要钱时全场一片寂静。

2．While引导的动作必须是持续性的，侧重主句动作和从句动作相对比。如：

Plumber（水暖工）: I’m sorry I was late.

Man: While we were waiting for you, I taught my wife how to swim.

水暖工：很抱歉我来晚了。

男人：我们等你的时候，我教我太太学游泳。

3．As引导一个持续动作，多用于主句和从句的动作同时发生。如：

A man ate each night in the same restaurant and at the same table.

One night, as he was leaving, he walked up a wall, across the ceiling, down another wall, and out the door. “That’s odd,” his waiter said. “Usually he says good night.”

一个人每天都在同一家饭馆同一张桌子上吃饭，一天晚上，当他离开时，他走上墙，穿过天花板，从另一面墙走下来，从门出去。

服务员说“真奇怪，他通常说晚安”。

注：服务员对那个男人的天马行空习以为常，但对于他不打招呼就走感觉奇怪。

As I look back, there is only one thing I wish I could have saved for my old age --- the years between twenty and thirty.

我回头看看只有一件东西是我希望为自己的老年保存起来的——20岁到30岁的岁月。

4．When还可以用作并列连词，其意义为“在那时，在这时”，相当于and at this/that time。

Heisenberg is out for a drive when he\'s stopped by a traffic cop.

The cop says, "Do you know how fast you were going?"

Heisenberg says, "No, but I know where I am."

HEISENBERG驾车外出被交警拦住。警察问，“你知道你开得多快吗”？

HEISENBURG说，“不知道，但我知道我在哪儿”。

Frannie was kneeling down saying his prayers when her four-year-old

brother sneaked（鬼鬼祟祟做事） up behind her and pulled her hair.

“Pardon me, God,” said Frannie, “I’ll be right back after I kick Herbie.”

Frannie正跪着祈祷，她四岁的弟弟从后面偷偷摸摸靠近她，揪他的头发。她说，“原谅我，我踢了Herbie后马上回来”。

5．While作为并列连词，意为“而，却”，表示对比。如：

While the chef’s dishes tonight are rather bland(乏味的), his ideas are fresh and appealing.

今晚厨师的菜相当寡味，但他的思想却清新诱人。

注：我们去吃饭，谁会关心厨师的思想呢？

Sir, I dont know how to tell this, but your imagination has just taken flight ____ while your facts are still on standby.（备用）

先生，我不知道怎样告诉这点，但你的想象力已经逃跑，你的事实还在袖手旁观。

注：讽刺某人胡编乱造，说话没有根据。

A lie is half way around the world while the truth is just putting his boots on.

真理刚穿上靴子，谎言已经在半路了。

注：人们更爱传播八卦新闻。

6．如果主句表示的是短暂动作，而从句用延续性动词的进行时表示在一段时间内正在进行的动作时，when, while与as可以互换使用。如：

When/While/As I was walking down the street, I came across an old friend of mine.

What animal eats with its tail?

All animals do. No one takes off its tail while/when/as they are eating.

什么动物用尾巴吃东西？（故意理解成：什么动物带着尾巴吃东西？）

所有动物，没有动物吃东西时把尾巴拿下来。

注：With: 用„做；带着

二、as soon as, immediately, directly, instantly, the moment, the minute, the instant, no sooner„than„, hardly/scarcely„.when„.和once

这些从属连接词引导的从句都表示从句的动作一发生，主句的动作随即就发生，常译为“一„就„”。从句中一般时态代替将来时态。如：

How beautifully everything is arranged by Nature; as soon as a child enters the world, it finds a mother ready to take care of it.

大自然安排的每件事情都多么奇妙啊；孩子一来到这个世上，就发现有个母亲已经准备好了照料它。 解释：学习这种从不同的角度看问题的幽默思维。

As soon as Eve ate the apple of wisdom[智慧], she reached for the fig(无花果) leaf;

when a woman begins to think, her first thought is of a new dress.

夏娃吃完智慧苹果后马上去找无花果的叶子；当女人开始思想时她首先想到的是新衣服。

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain.

银行家在阳光照耀时借给你伞，开始下雨时又想要回来的人。

解释：银行是用钱生钱，不是慈善机构。如果你是个很好的企业或者人很有资信，他愿意把钱借给你，如果感觉到你快破产了，肯定会想法设法把钱要回来。

Once a woman has given you her heart --- you can never get rid of the rest of her body.

一旦女人把心给了你——你就再也摆脱不了她身体的其余部分了。

注：抓住了心爱的女人的心是幸福的，抓住了你不喜欢的女人的心，算惹上麻烦了。

No sooner…than…, hardly/scarcely….when…

I had hardly got home when it began to rain.

Hardly had I got home when it began to rain.

No sooner had we arrived at the station that the train left.

三、till, until, 和not„.until

1．肯定句：主句谓语动词必须是延续性动词，主句、从句都是肯定式，意为“某动作一直延续到某时间点为止”。如：

Son: Remember, Dad, Thomas Edison got bad grades in school, too.

Father: Stay in your room until you invented the light bulb.

儿子：记住，爸爸，爱迪生上学时成绩也很差。

父亲：呆在你房间里，直到发明出灯泡。

Whenever I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes.

每当我想锻炼时，我就躺下直到这种感觉消失。

注：这个人是真不想锻炼。

I was an atheist[无神论者] until I realized I was GOD.

在我认识到我是上帝以前我是一个无神论者。

注：这种话应该是象尼采一类的狂人说的。

2．否定句：主句谓语动词必须是非延续性动词，从句为肯定式，意为“某动作直到某时间才开始”。如： I am convinced that both my long age and exceptional health are to be explained by an obvious facts: I never touched a cigarette, a drink, or a girl until I was almost ten years old.

我深深相信我的长寿和我格外健康可以由一个显而易见的事实来解释：我从来没有接触过一根烟、一口酒、一个女孩子，在我差不多10岁以前。

（我直到差不多10岁才接触烟、酒、女孩子。）

Horse owner: This horse is eight-years- old and he’s never raced before.

Jockey: How come?

Horse Owner: Well, we couldn’t catch him until he was seven.

马主：这匹马8岁了，他以前从来没有参加过比赛。

职业骑师：怎么会呢？

马主：直到他7岁我们才抓住它。

3．Till不可以置于句首，而until可以。

Until the horse was seven we couldn’t catch him.

4．Not„until句型中的强调和倒装。

It was not until he was seven that we could catch him .（强调句型）

Not until he was seven could we catch him.（not until置于句首，主句要倒装）

四、before和since

1．若表达“还未„就„.；不到„就„.；才„.；趁„；还没来得及”时，需用连词before。（都可以理解成是“在„..之前”）

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I\'m doing.

每天一大早儿趁我的大脑还不知道我在做什么之前我必须锻炼。

注：早上起床后晕晕忽忽就开始锻炼，等大脑清醒后，就不想锻炼了。

If people waited to know one another before they married, the world wouldn’t be so over-populated.

如果人们都要等相互了解对方后才结婚，世界人口就不会这么过剩了。

2．Before从句中谓语不用否定式。（同样也可理解成“在„..之前”）

Texan: Back home on my ranch（大农场） I can get in my car at dawn, drive all day,

and it’ll be dark before I reach the end of my property.（财产）

Vermonter: I had a car like that once.

Texan：在我老家里的大农场里我一大早上车，开一整天，还没到达另一边前天就会黑下来。

Vermonter：我也曾经有一辆那样的汽车。

注：本来想吹自己农场大，对方却说自己的车破。

3．It will be + 段时间 + before„..多久之后才„..（在„..之前）

"It will be years -- not in my time -- before a woman will become

Prime Minister." -- Margaret Thatcher, 1974.

还要过很多年女人才能当上首相，但我是看不到了——撒其尔＿1974

注：这是英国首相撒其尔年轻时的言论，后来她不仅看到了，而且是自己成了英国女首相。

4．Since从句的谓语动词一般是非延续性动词，主句的谓语动词是延续性的或者是反复发生过的。Since从句的时态若是一般过去式，相应地，主句中的时态是现在完成时或现在完成进行式。如：

Angry librarian: Please be quite. The people near you can’t read.

Little boy: Why, they ought to be ashamed of themselves. I’ve been able to read since I was six.

生气的图书管理员：请安静。挨着你的人看不了书了。

小男孩：他们真应该感到害羞，我六岁时就能读了。

A young man hadnt handed in one homework assignment since they started the class.

“Won’t you please do tonight’s assignment?”

“What? And ruin a perfect record?”

从开课以来，有个年轻人从没交过作业。

“你不做今晚的作业吗”？

“什么？要毁掉一个完美的记录吗”？

5．在“it is + 段时间 + since从句”句型中，时间的计算一律从since从句的动作完成或状态结束时算起。 It is three years since the war broke out.

It is three years since she was in our class.

It is three years since she lived here.

It is three years since I smoked a cigar (=since I stopped smoking a cigar)

It is three years since I began to smoke.

五、every time, each time, next time, the first time, any time, all the time等名词短语用来引导时间状语从句，表示“每当„..，每次„..；下次„„”等。

Employer to applicant: "In this job we need someone who is responsible."

Applicant: "I\'m the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went wrong, they said I was responsible." 雇主对应聘者说：“我们需要一个负责任的人”。

应聘者：“我就是你们要找的人，我上一个工作每次出了差错，他们都说我负责”。

Teacher: Bob, can you explain inflation?

Bob: Sure. Every time my dad pays the bills, he blows up. That’s inflation[通货膨胀].

老师：Bob，你能解释一下通货膨胀吗？

Bob：当然。我爸爸每次付帐单时，他就发脾气（爆炸），那就是通货膨胀。

注：blow up：爆炸；发脾气。

场景再现：演讲时调节气氛：

I dont want to brag, but the last time I made the speech it brought the audience to its feet. And they didnt sit down again until they reached their cars.

我不想吹牛，但上次我演讲时所有的观众都站起来（欢呼），他们再也没有坐下，直到到达他们的汽车。

通过幽默句子学习非谓语动词

动词不定式（基本形式、句法作用（5种）、否定形式、和疑问词连用） 动名词（作主语、作宾语、只能用动名词的动词或句型（12种））

分词（作定语、作宾补、作状语、作表语）

易混知识一：动词后接不定式和动名词的区别

易混知识二：动词不定式作宾补和动名词作宾补的区别

易混知识三：need, require, want后跟不定式和动名词的区别

易混知识四：不定式是不及物动词时，作定语不能省略介词

动词不定式

1．不定式的基本形式to + 动词原形

Roger: Dad, when I grow up I want to drive a big army tank.

Dad: Well, son, if that’s what you want, I won’t stand in your way.

Roger: 爸爸，长大后我想开大坦克。

爸爸：好的，儿子，如果那是你的选择，我不会挡你的路。

考点：1、动词不定式作宾语，有将来之意，将来开坦克；

2、when：在„的时候，引导时间状语从句；grow up：长大；

3、if：如果，引导条件状语从句；what疑问词引导表语从句；

4、won’t = will not：不会，表意愿；stand in your way挡你的路。

Teacher: Why are you writing so fast?

Janie: I want to finish this essay before my pen run out of ink.老师：为什么你写得这么快？ Janie：我想在我的钢笔墨水用完前写完这篇文章。

考点：1、动词不定式作宾语，有将来之意，将来完成文章；

2、why疑问副词构成特殊问句；

3、are writing谓语动词是现在进行时，表示现在正在写；

4、程度副词so修饰方式副词fast，so fast修饰动词write；

5、before引导时间状语从句，表示主句动作发生在从句动作之前；

6、run out of用完，注意主语是pen。

2．不定式的句法作用：

1）作主语

动词不定式作主语时，常用it作形式主语，而将真正的主语放在句末。

It may surprise you to learn that he is part Italian(意大利人). His wig(假发) comes from Venice(威尼斯).

得知他有意大利血统可能你感到奇怪，他的假发来自威尼斯。

注：有些人整容的零件来是世界各地，他们是多国混血儿。

考点：1、to learn that he is part Italian是真正主语；

2、may情态动词表推测，意为“可能；也许”，用于肯定句中；

3、引导词that引导宾语从句，本身无意义，只起连接作用，口语中可省略。 It’s useful to learn English well.

考点：1、to learn English well.是真正的主语；

2、well副词好，注意不能用形容词good；

It’s important for us to protect environment.

注：当在kind, good, nice, clever等表示人的品质的形容词后，不用for而用of. （你是一个又好（kind, good, nice）又聪明(clever)的家伙）。

英文幽默句子(六)
《英语中有好多一语双关的幽默句子》

英语中有好多一语双关的幽默句子，现在为大家摘录一些常用幽默迷你句型，以供参考，据说是流传甚广的加菲猫语录哦。

1. Money is not everything. There's Mastercard and Visa.

钞票不是万能的，毕竟有时还需要信用卡。

2. One should love animals. They are so tasty.

每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。

3. Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.

要节约用水，所以尽量和女友一起洗澡。

4. Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.

要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道。

5. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two or more.

每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后,都有两个或更多。

6. Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，毕竟幸福不是永久的嘛。

7. The wise never marry，and when they marry they become otherwise..

聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来。

8. Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

成功是一个相关名词，它会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚。

9. Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

不要等明天交不上差再找借口，今天就要找好。

10. Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.

爱情就像照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养。

11. Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.

后座上的小孩会生出意外，后座上的意外会生出小孩。

12. "Your future depends on your dreams."So go to sleep.

现在的梦想决定着你的将来，所以，还是再睡一会吧。

13. There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.

应该有更好的方式开始新的一天，而不是千篇一律地在每个上午都醒来。

14. Hard work never killed any body.But why take the risk？

努力工作不会导致死亡。但为什么要冒险呢？

15. “Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!

工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。

16. God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.

神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。

17. When two’s company, three’s the result!

两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!

18. A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.

服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。

19. The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.

学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。

Joke of Today

Press bell

Passing an office building late one night, the blonde saw a sign that said, "Press bell for night watchman." She

did so, and after several minutes she heard the watchman clomping (踏着重步)down the stairs. The uniformed men proceeded to unlock first one gate, then another, shut down the alarm system, and finally made his way through the revolving door.

"Well," he snarled at the blonde, "what do you want?"

"I just wanted to know why you can't ring it yourself."

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时间状语从句

一、when, while和as

1．When既可引导一个持续动作，也可引导一个短暂动作，可用于主句和从句动作同时发生或从句动作先于主句动作。当主句是将来时，从句的时态用现在时。（when在实际中用得最多）

I told my children when Lincoln was your age he walked twelve

miles to school everyday. But my son said, “That’s nothing. When he was your age, he was president.”

我告诉我的孩子：当林肯你那么大岁数时他每天走12英里去学校，我儿子说，“那没什么，当他你那么大岁数时已经当总统了”。

there’s a side to President Reagan that people don’t know. When he was a young man, he read complete works of Shakespeare. Of course, when Reagan was young, Shakespeare hadn’t written all that

里根总统还有一面人们并不知道，年轻时他曾读过莎士比亚全集——当然里根年轻时莎士比亚还没写那么多。

注：讽刺里根读书少，岁数大。

当when引导的时间状语从句为系表结构，而且其主语和主句的主语一致，其标语又是一个名词，就可以以as引导的省略句来代替when引导的从句。如：

As a young man, he read complete works of Shakespeare.

他年轻时读过莎士比亚全集。

When the game is finished, the king and the pawn[卒] go into to the same box. 游戏结束时，国王和士兵进入同一个盒子。

注：人生就象一场游戏，游戏结束时，亿万富翁也好，平头百姓也好都进入一样大小的棺材（或骨灰盒）。Finish为短暂动作，从句动作先于主句动作。

场景再现：在筹集善款的晚会上，可以这么调侃：

How noisy an audience can be when you ask for quiet ____ and how quiet it can be when you ask for money.

（多么令人惊奇啊，）当你要求安静时听众乱烘烘的——当你要钱时全场一片寂静。

2．While引导的动作必须是持续性的，侧重主句动作和从句动作相对比。如：

Plumber（水暖工）: I’m sorry I was late.

Man: While we were waiting for you, I taught my wife how to swim.

水暖工：很抱歉我来晚了。

男人：我们等你的时候，我教我太太学游泳。

3．As引导一个持续动作，多用于主句和从句的动作同时发生。如：

A man ate each night in the same restaurant and at the same table. One night, as he was leaving, he walked up a wall, across the ceiling, down another wall, and out the door.

“That’s odd,” his waiter said. “Usually he says good night.”

一个人每天都在同一家饭馆同一张桌子上吃饭，一天晚上，当他离开时，他走上墙，穿过天花板，从另一面墙走下来，从门出去。

服务员说“真奇怪，他通常说晚安”。

注：服务员对那个男人的天马行空习以为常，但对于他不打招呼就走感觉奇怪。

As I look back, there is only one thing I wish I could have saved for my old age --- the years between twenty and thirty.

我回头看看只有一件东西是我希望为自己的老年保存起来的——20岁到30岁的岁月。

4．When还可以用作并列连词，其意义为“在那时，在这时”，相当于and at this/that time。

Heisenberg is out for a drive when he\'s stopped by a traffic cop. The cop says, "Do you know how fast you were going?"

Heisenberg says, "No, but I know where I am."

HEISENBERG驾车外出被交警拦住。警察问，“你知道你开得多快吗”？ HEISENBURG说，“不知道，但我知道我在哪儿”。

Frannie was kneeling down saying his prayers when her four-year-old brother sneaked（鬼鬼祟祟做事） up behind her and pulled her hair.

“Pardon me, God,” said Frannie, “I’ll be right back after I kick Herbie.”

Frannie正跪着祈祷，她四岁的弟弟从后面偷偷摸摸靠近她，揪他的头发。她说，“原谅我，我踢了Herbie后马上回来”。

5．While作为并列连词，意为“而，却”，表示对比。如：

While the chef’s dishes tonight are rather bland(乏味的), his ideas are fresh and

appealing.

今晚厨师的菜相当寡味，但他的思想却清新诱人。

注：我们去吃饭，谁会关心厨师的思想呢？

Sir, I dont know how to tell this, but your imagination has just taken flight ____ while your facts are still on standby.（备用）

先生，我不知道怎样告诉这点，但你的想象力已经逃跑，你的事实还在袖手旁观。

注：讽刺某人胡编乱造，说话没有根据。

A lie is half way around the world while the truth is just putting his boots on. 真理刚穿上靴子，谎言已经在半路了。

注：人们更爱传播八卦新闻。

6．如果主句表示的是短暂动作，而从句用延续性动词的进行时表示在一段时间内正在进行的动作时，when, while与as可以互换使用。如：

When/While/As I was walking down the street, I came across an old friend of mine.

What animal eats with its tail?

All animals do. No one takes off its tail while/when/as they are eating.

什么动物用尾巴吃东西？（故意理解成：什么动物带着尾巴吃东西？） 所有动物，没有动物吃东西时把尾巴拿下来。

注：With: 用…做；带着

二、as soon as, immediately, directly, instantly, the moment, the minute, the instant, no sooner…than…, hardly/scarcely….when….和once

这些从属连接词引导的从句都表示从句的动作一发生，主句的动作随即就发生，常译为“一…就…”。从句中一般时态代替将来时态。如：

How beautifully everything is arranged by Nature; as soon as a child enters the world, it finds a mother ready to take care of it.

大自然安排的每件事情都多么奇妙啊；孩子一来到这个世上，就发现有个母亲已经准备好了照料它。

解释：学习这种从不同的角度看问题的幽默思维。

As soon as Eve ate the apple of wisdom[智慧], she reached for the fig(无花果) leaf;

when a woman begins to think, her first thought is of a new dress.

夏娃吃完智慧苹果后马上去找无花果的叶子；当女人开始思想时她首先想到的是新衣服。

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain.

银行家在阳光照耀时借给你伞，开始下雨时又想要回来的人。

解释：银行是用钱生钱，不是慈善机构。如果你是个很好的企业或者人很有资信，他愿意把钱借给你，如果感觉到你快破产了，肯定会想法设法把

钱要回来。

Once a woman has given you her heart --- you can never get rid of the rest of her body.

一旦女人把心给了你——你就再也摆脱不了她身体的其余部分了。

注：抓住了心爱的女人的心是幸福的，抓住了你不喜欢的女人的心，算惹上麻烦了。

No sooner…than…, hardly/scarcely….when…

I had hardly got home when it began to rain.

Hardly had I got home when it began to rain.

No sooner had we arrived at the station that the train left.

三、till, until, 和not….until

1．肯定句：主句谓语动词必须是延续性动词，主句、从句都是肯定式，意为“某动作一直延续到某时间点为止”。如：

Son: Remember, Dad, Thomas Edison got bad grades in school, too.

Father: Stay in your room until you invented the light bulb.

儿子：记住，爸爸，爱迪生上学时成绩也很差。

父亲：呆在你房间里，直到发明出灯泡。

Whenever I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes.

每当我想锻炼时，我就躺下直到这种感觉消失。

注：这个人是真不想锻炼。

I was an atheist[无神论者] until I realized I was GOD.

在我认识到我是上帝以前我是一个无神论者。

注：这种话应该是象尼采一类的狂人说的。

2．否定句：主句谓语动词必须是非延续性动词，从句为肯定式，意为“某动作直到某时间才开始”。如：

I am convinced that both my long age and exceptional health are to be explained by

an obvious facts: I never touched a cigarette, a drink, or a girl until I was almost ten

years old.

我深深相信我的长寿和我格外健康可以由一个显而易见的事实来解释：我从来没有接触过一根烟、一口酒、一个女孩子，在我差不多10岁以前。 （我直到差不多10岁才接触烟、酒、女孩子。）

Horse owner: This horse is eight-years- old and he’s never raced before. Jockey: How come?

Horse Owner: Well, we couldn’t catch him until he was seven.

马主：这匹马8岁了，他以前从来没有参加过比赛。

职业骑师：怎么会呢？

马主：直到他7岁我们才抓住它。

3．Till不可以置于句首，而until可以。

Until the horse was seven we couldn’t catch him.

4．Not…until句型中的强调和倒装。

It was not until he was seven that we could catch him .（强调句型）

Not until he was seven could we catch him.（not until置于句首，主句要倒装）

四、before和since

1．若表达“还未…就….；不到…就….；才….；趁…；还没来得及”时，需用连词before。（都可以理解成是“在…..之前”）

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I\'m doing.

每天一大早儿趁我的大脑还不知道我在做什么之前我必须锻炼。

注：早上起床后晕晕忽忽就开始锻炼，等大脑清醒后，就不想锻炼了。 If people waited to know one another before they married, the world wouldn’t be so over-populated.

如果人们都要等相互了解对方后才结婚，世界人口就不会这么过剩了。

2．Before从句中谓语不用否定式。（同样也可理解成“在…..之前”）

Texan: Back home on my ranch（大农场） I can get in my car at dawn, drive all day,

and it’ll be dark before I reach the end of my property.（财产）

Vermonter: I had a car like that once.

Texan：在我老家里的大农场里我一大早上车，开一整天，还没到达另一边前天就会黑下来。

Vermonter：我也曾经有一辆那样的汽车。

注：本来想吹自己农场大，对方却说自己的车破。

3．It will be + 段时间 + before…..多久之后才…..（在…..之前）

"It will be years -- not in my time -- before a woman will become Prime Minister." -- Margaret Thatcher, 1974.

还要过很多年女人才能当上首相，但我是看不到了——撒其尔＿1974

注：这是英国首相撒其尔年轻时的言论，后来她不仅看到了，而且是自己成了英国女首相。

4．Since从句的谓语动词一般是非延续性动词，主句的谓语动词是延续性的或者是反复发生过的。Since从句的时态若是一般过去式，相应地，主句中的时态是现在完成时或现在完成进行式。如：

Angry librarian: Please be quite. The people near you can’t read.

Little boy: Why, they ought to be ashamed of themselves. I’ve been able to read since I was six.

生气的图书管理员：请安静。挨着你的人看不了书了。

小男孩：他们真应该感到害羞，我六岁时就能读了。

A young man hadnt handed in one homework assignment since they started the

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