以飞机为背景的英文搞笑话剧剧本

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以飞机为背景的英文搞笑话剧剧本篇一：英语搞笑短剧剧本-西游记

搞笑英语话剧之西游记篇

人物 ： 唐僧 八戒 悟空 白骨精原型女 白骨精变形1 白骨精变形2 白骨

精原型男 女儿国国王 hope you guys enjoy it！ 改编作者 杜宛芸 成医学子

唐: Wow…boys! This place looks beautiful. Where we are now? Does any

one of you know something about it?

众徒弟们摇头，除了八戒在看书。

唐: 八戒, give me the map(不回头，懒洋洋的问)

唐:八戒， Give the map to me!（严肃的问）

唐：哼 !（唐生气地叫）pig ，Give the map……..(转过身看到八戒在看书)

唐:(很吃惊) wow！八戒，very good ! I hardly see you study！ . What kind of

book are you reading? Is it about Chinese or English?

八戒依旧看书，不理睬。

唐:(凑过去)let me have a look !

八戒才注意，赶忙藏书。但为时已晚，唐一把抢过。发现是封面女郎很惹火，眼

神立刻变得温柔，接过书开始看

唐：yo….xi…..(流口水，八戒看到，拿出卫生纸给唐僧擦，唐僧回过神来)

唐:（转身训斥八戒）how many times have I told you？ You are not

supposed to read books about beautiful girls! I will keep it for you until we

finish the journey …..(唐僧将画册掖到衣服里)

八戒:But…..,why? boss, why can‟t we think about girls? I just don‟t

understand…

唐:（叹气）哎，how many times have I told you？ ,This is because…oh 悟

空 dance to my song ！

(开始唱歌，Jackson的dangeous，悟空伴舞)

八戒:ok boss， I will listen to you！（无辜地表情）

唐:悟空,I am hungry.Go and get me some food…（四处看看）.where is 沙僧？, 悟空：he is feeding the horse . boss I„ll find some food and be back soon, 唐：ok….(悟空走了唐看见八戒还在这，正经地对八戒说) hey 八戒 I need to take a good rest . get out of here !give me some private space!

（八戒走后唐僧就偷袭着自言自语到眉毛上抬 使坏样）：嘿嘿 its time to call my little honey king of the girl country

唐:hi..sweetie how are you doing？(不解释….)

女:I am fine ,but I miss you very much ，after you left, I just can not stop recalling the days when we were together. 哼！ you seldom give me a call。 唐:oh darling….i am sorry. you know , these boys like to gossip about things like that. I can only call you when I am alone. But you know I love you from the bottom of my heart 。oh damn it ！…they are back! Honey I will call you the next time ok ！（挂断电话 一下装的很正经）

悟空: boss ， who are you calling ?

唐:er (支支吾吾的)I was just having a chat with Budda. where is my food? 悟空:here! Ive found some delicious bananas!

唐:banana，banana banana ! How many times do I have to tell you ？ I am a monk, instead of a monkey! I need rice rice(加重语气)！don‟t you understand? Go and give some to your brothers ok

悟空：摸摸头 ok boss 低头很沮丧 拿着香蕉向八戒走去

唐僧拿着香蕉，从衣服里掏出画册，做到一边边吃边看，边擦嘴…..

白骨精上场

白;Hahahaa…I know that any monster who eats master tang will live forever. how lucky I am, now they are in my place.笑着想想 oh , i can pretend to be a poor old lady, so they will trust me. 嘿嘿 I am really clever ……动感音乐响 白骨精1上场 和白骨精原形以舞蹈形式变换……双人舞完 ！

。

白1:嘿嘿I look great!

蹒跚的走过去

白1:hello, master.i have not eaten any food for days….can you spare some ? have mercy， may god bless you

唐：(瞄一眼，继续吃、看)what? Don‟t see I am starving too .get out of here, if you don‟t leave right now I will ask my money and pig to eat you 哼！ 白1：看看悟空和八戒 oh please don‟t do that I am leaving 蹒跚地离开 躲在一个离唐不远的地方。

悟空：走过来拿着香蕉 boss ，do you need some more bananas？

（悟空看到美女画册，急忙凑上去看，师傅把画册上下左右移动，悟空随之移动，师傅发现了，开始说：）

唐：, 悟空 ,you want to see it, dont you？ ,If you want to see it， you have to tell me that you want to see it, and I will give it to you ,let you see it but if you don‟t tell Me that you want to see it ， how can I know that you want to see it？ 。if you don‟t want to see it ，you also have to tell me that you don‟t want to see it 。then I wont let you see (悟空早已痛苦不堪，逃离此地)

唐：悟空！come back！ 哎。。。（唐僧摇摇头,继续看书)

白1:（远处偷看到画册）oh …. He is interested in girls 嘿嘿 !

变成了一个女的 音乐很慢幽 白1和白2 双人舞变换

说话一定要嗲

白2:（曼妙的走过来，碰一下唐僧，唐僧不转头边吃边看书：leave me alone. 白2再次碰一下，唐僧依然不转头：I said leave me alone！这时，白2开口说话） 白2:hi…. gentleman!

唐:（转头）wow…hi sexy lady!（扔掉画册，背景音乐响起，only you，神情对视，过会儿）come here ,do you want some food？take some bananes。 i am tang seng, you can call me Tanny

白2:oh Tanny…you are so friendly ,thanks for your banana。。。I just got lost ，and don‟t know where to go now！can you help me？

唐:yes of course, I will try my best to help you， you don‟t worry！ 八戒：朝唐僧看看：wow ，what a beautiful girl ！手拍拍悟空 look look 悟空:看到后 oh my god ！our boss is in danger now！

马上朝白2冲过去

悟空：“monster，I will kill you！“吓到白2 躲到唐的后面

唐:what are you doing？ monkey， don‟t be rude! this beautiful lady is my new friend！

悟空:boss, this is a monster， in order to get close to you。,she has changed herself into a charming girl ，she will eat you ！

唐:bullshit! you must be fed up with this trip to the west…..

（悟空执意要打，唐僧苦劝不听）

唐：I think ， you， little monkey need to be punished

悟空：（赶忙说）oh ,no , boss, please

唐:(叹气)哎唱着 it is so late to apologise。。。。。! 说 Money ， you deserve what you will suffer(摆姿势，要念咒语) ( 杰克逊的beat it ，，，，just beat it， beat it ，will you listen to me ？will you listen to me ？will you listen to me？ )

悟空抱头大叫：“oh boss enough enough。。。please stop stop I will listen to you“

八戒过来求情 ：“boss he cant stand it now看着悟空痛苦样，哦米拖佛 poor money！„

唐停止念咒 说：“ok、monkey, remember don‟t make such stupid mistakes again，you can go now „悟空抱着很痛的头摇摇晃晃的离开。

唐僧看着八戒：“八戒 you also have to leave here ，your ugly pig face will make my friend scared，go go go ！” 八戒不情愿地离开

白2:hahaha….，白2白原形一起双人舞变换成白原形 音乐很 恐怖

白原：idiot！ .look who I am （变回原样，唐僧大喊救命）i will eat you….

唐：啊 ！ 悟空 悟空 八戒 come back come back

白原：哈哈哈 shut up ！ no one can save you now！hahahahahha 仰天大笑唐掏偷偷出电话：“hi honey，I am in danger now，come and save me‟ ！be quick！„

白原看到将电话拿过扔掉

白原：‘哼，‟正要杀唐 做出姿势

女:“stop ！白原转过头来

以飞机为背景的英文搞笑话剧剧本篇二：搞笑英文话剧剧本(三打白骨精)

搞笑英文话剧剧本

Three Times’ Beating Monster

人物：T唐僧 S：孙悟空 E：猪八戒 J：沙僧 B：白骨精 B1：B变成的村姑 B2：B变成的太婆 B3：B变化成的老头 N：哪吒

T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now? S: Bajie,map! E: (摸出，递给S)

S: Look,master (凑近T)………（T、S一齐转向E）

T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, nof to bring these pictures of beautiful girls with you!

E: Oh,master!Forgive me(伸手拿回)

T: (缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west E: But……

T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map?

E: (递)Here.Em…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain! Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So. S: Fat Pig!

E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,

I will……….

S: You will what(凶相)?

E: (软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤). S: Hm!

T:（轻咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food?

E: You see ,master is hungry,too!

T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!

J: But master,if a monster comes while brother monkeg is away….. T: Em…….It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea? S: No problem!(安装)（B已躲在一旁偷看） E: This is…..?

S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from master’s books. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it! T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific! Emitofo, knowledge is power! S: Bye!(走)

T: Let’s play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》 B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(变成B1) B1: (接近三人，望着)Can I join you?

T: I’m sorry,lady. We are playing Fighting Against Landlord and three

people are enough.

B1: (在一旁观看)Oh,Chance! Bomb! T: Bomb?(打出) B1: Double King!

T: Oh….I win! Em……,Lady,you are a master-hand. Come in and teachme!(准备开电网门)

S: (回来，看见B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打) B1: （倒)Ah……

T: (气愤)Wukong! Look what have done! She is my teacher! S: She is a monster! T: Nonsense!(深呼吸) S: Oh,please don’t……

T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more……you open the door…(泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱)

S: Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱头)

T: (呛住，咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!

B: (真身出现)Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(变成太婆) B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter?

T: Daughter?...(连忙挡住地尸体)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T挡)

S: （咬牙切齿）You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T头，T晕，S再打死B2) E&J: Are you Ok, master?(扶T)

J: Look,(伸食指)how many?

T:Two…..(晕乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(变成B3)

B3: (看到B1,B2尸体)Oh….,my daughter, my wife! Who did it?!!(哭喊) S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)

T: （想阻止，未及）You,you.....(险些晕，E,J扶住 )You have killed three lives!

S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster! T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go!! S: (悲，离去)（音乐，营造 “假”悲伤气氛）《人鬼情未了》 E: Master, brother Monkey is.......

T: Scratch! Don't mention that guy any more!

B: (出现) Ha,ha,ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走) T: （惊）You are......

B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被击退) B: (抓住T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha...... S: (悄悄走到B后，打B,B晕)A thousand years later. T: Wukong?

E: Oh,Brother Monkey! J: Our hero is back!

T: I,I can't understand......What happened?

S: Master,your IQ needs increasing! This monster changed its appearance

into three shapes in order to cheat you! T: How,how did you find out? S: (沉默).......Monkey's intuition(直觉) N: Excuse me, where is the cniminal?

S; Ah......you are too late ,Nezha!(对T)I've called the police. N: (摇醒B)You are under arrest .(出示证件)You have the right to remain silent If you give up the right, anything you will say can and will be against you in a court of law!(带走B)

T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry(小声) S: What? T: I'm sorry.

S: Em? Louder,please?

T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)（音乐响）《敢问路在何方》（这个放伴奏）

T: Let's go guys!( 歌)

S: You are carrying the luggage, I am leading the horse. E: Say goodbye to the sun, Welcome evening glow.

J: Sleeping on the ground, again we set out set out, again we set out. T.S.E.J: Ah......Ah...... Sleeping on the ground again we set out. T: One after the other the seasons go by,and ohe after the other, the year

go on. You wonder where the road is. The road is under your feet. T.S.E.J: You uonder where the road is, the road is under your feet......

以飞机为背景的英文搞笑话剧剧本篇三：搞笑英文话剧剧本(三打白骨精)

搞笑英文话剧剧本

Three Times’ Beating Monster

人物：T唐僧 S：孙悟空 E：猪八戒 J：沙僧 B：白骨精 B1：B变成的村姑 B2：B变成的太婆 B3：B变化成的老头 N：哪吒

T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now? S: Bajie,map! E: (摸出，递给S)

S: Look,master (凑近T)………（T、S一齐转向E）

T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, nof to bring these pictures of beautiful girls with you!

E: Oh,master!Forgive me(伸手拿回)

T: (缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west E: But……

T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map?

E: (递)Here.Em…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain! Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So. S: Fat Pig!

E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,

I will……….

S: You will what(凶相)?

E: (软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤). S: Hm!

T:（轻咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food?

E: You see ,master is hungry,too!

T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!

J: But master,if a monster comes while brother monkeg is away….. T: Em…….It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea? S: No problem!(安装)（B已躲在一旁偷看） E: This is…..?

S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from master’s books. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it! T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific! Emitofo, knowledge is power! S: Bye!(走)

T: Let’s play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》 B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(变成B1) B1: (接近三人，望着)Can I join you?

T: I’m sorry,lady. We are playing Fighting Against Landlord and three

people are enough.

B1: (在一旁观看)Oh,Chance! Bomb! T: Bomb?(打出) B1: Double King!

T: Oh….I win! Em……,Lady,you are a master-hand. Come in and teachme!(准备开电网门)

S: (回来，看见B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打) B1: （倒)Ah……

T: (气愤)Wukong! Look what have done! She is my teacher! S: She is a monster! T: Nonsense!(深呼吸) S: Oh,please don’t……

T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more……you open the door…(泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱)

S: Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱头)

T: (呛住，咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!

B: (真身出现)Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(变成太婆) B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter?

T: Daughter?...(连忙挡住地尸体)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T挡)

S: （咬牙切齿）You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T头，T晕，S再打死B2) E&J: Are you Ok, master?(扶T)

J: Look,(伸食指)how many?

T:Two…..(晕乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(变成B3)

B3: (看到B1,B2尸体)Oh….,my daughter, my wife! Who did it?!!(哭喊) S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)

T: （想阻止，未及）You,you.....(险些晕，E,J扶住 )You have killed three lives!

S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster! T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go!! S: (悲，离去)（音乐，营造 “假”悲伤气氛）《人鬼情未了》 E: Master, brother Monkey is.......

T: Scratch! Don't mention that guy any more!

B: (出现) Ha,ha,ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走) T: （惊）You are......

B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被击退) B: (抓住T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha...... S: (悄悄走到B后，打B,B晕)A thousand years later. T: Wukong?

E: Oh,Brother Monkey! J: Our hero is back!

T: I,I can't understand......What happened?

S: Master,your IQ needs increasing! This monster changed its appearance

into three shapes in order to cheat you! T: How,how did you find out? S: (沉默).......Monkey's intuition(直觉) N: Excuse me, where is the cniminal?

S; Ah......you are too late ,Nezha!(对T)I've called the police. N: (摇醒B)You are under arrest .(出示证件)You have the right to remain silent If you give up the right, anything you will say can and will be against you in a court of law!(带走B)

T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry(小声) S: What? T: I'm sorry.

S: Em? Louder,please?

T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)（音乐响）《敢问路在何方》（这个放伴奏）

T: Let's go guys!( 歌)

S: You are carrying the luggage, I am leading the horse. E: Say goodbye to the sun, Welcome evening glow.

J: Sleeping on the ground, again we set out set out, again we set out. T.S.E.J: Ah......Ah...... Sleeping on the ground again we set out. T: One after the other the seasons go by,and ohe after the other, the year

go on. You wonder where the road is. The road is under your feet. T.S.E.J: You uonder where the road is, the road is under your feet.....

英语话剧剧本The Bus

A Story about Love and Stinky Feet

5-6人英语剧本，公交车上的故事，适合大学生活，关于爱和臭脚的故事。 Female student A:,Female student B,Female student C,Boy A: Wang Chiang-rui Boy B,Old woman, Scene One

(Three female students are chatting on a bus. Because all the seats are taken, they are standing, holding onto some plastic rings hanging down from the bus roof. Two boys are sleeping in their seats. Then the bus arrives at a stop and an old woman gets on. She looks at the seats. Seeing no empty seats, she stands next to a female student and holds onto a plastic ring.)

Old woman: There're no empty seats. I guess I'll have to stand.

(The female students find the old woman not having a seat. They want to help her find one to sit in.)

Female student A: We should find a seat for her.

Female student B: Right. Those two bad boys did not give their seats to her. (The two boys continue to sleep.)

Female student C: We should find a seat for her. Female students A & B: Yes.

(Female student A goes to Boy A and taps on his shoulder.)

Female Student A: Excuse me, could you give your seat to that old lady?

(Boy A stretches and continues to sleep. Female students A and B look at each other. Female student B taps on Boy A's shoulder.)

Female Student B: Hey! Can you give your seat to that old lady?

Boy A: (wakes up) I lined up for twenty hours yesterday to buy A-Mei's new album. I'm very tired. I'm sorry I can't give my seat to the old lady. (continues to sleep) Female student C: What should we do? Female student B: Let's ask the other boy. Boy B: (gets up suddenly) Ah! All: (startled)Ah!

Female student B: What happened? Female student C: Why did you scream? Boy B: I had a nightmare. It was terrible.

Female student B: Excuse me, can you give your seat to that old lady? (Boy B falls asleep.)

Female student A: Hello! Is it OK for you to make room for that old lady? Boy B: Let me sleep, please. I read an English novel all night last night and didn't get any sleep. Can you let me sleep for a while? Female student A: Well, we've tried.

Female student B: The young man is really brash.

Old woman: Thank you, young ladies! I'm OK! Don't think I'm an old woman. I am healthy. (makes a few kicks like a young man)

Female student C: Maybe we worry too much. The old lady's very healthy. (The bus driver hits the brake suddenly and the old woman falls over. It makes Boy A wake up.)

Boy A: Oh! Are you OK? Old woman: Oh! Oh! My waist!

Boy A: You can take my seat. (helps the old woman to the seat) Female student C: Hmm. He just got his conscience.

Female student A: Yeah! I was just about to say they got no manners. Female student B: Yeah. I thought he was a cold-blooded animal.

Boy A: Hey! Watch your own manners. I've given her my seat. I'm really very tired. (At this time Boy B is embarrassed. He dares not continue to sleep.) Old woman: Thank you, young man. I'm old and useless.

Boy B: Don't say that. If I'd given you my seat earlier, the accident wouldn't have happened.

(The bus driver hits the brake suddenly again. Boy A falls down.) Scene Two

(The Old woman and Boy B sit in the seats. Boy A is standing behind the three girls and drowsing. The three girls continue to chat. Boy A is drowsing carelessly and bumps into Female student A's body.)

Female student A: Oh! Who touched me? (turns her head around and sees Boy A standing behind her) It's you, right?

Boy A: What?

Female student B: Why? You did it intentionally, didn't you? Boy A: Wait. I didn't do anything.

Female student C: You touched her intentionally, right?

Boy A: Hey, I'm not that kind of person. (looks at Boy B) Hey… Is it you? Boy B: (confused and shakes his head) Not me. I was sleeping.

(The bus driver hits the brake suddenly again. Boy A bumps into Female student A again.)

Female student A: (angry) Still saying it wasn't you? You pig! Boy A: I didn't mean it.

Old woman: Nowadays boys are not the same as those in the past. Boys in the past were all very polite. Now boys are reckless.

Female student C: Now what do you have to say? Apologize to her. Hurry! Boy A: Alright! Alright! (to female student A) I'm sorry.

(Female student A ignores him and continues to chat with the other two girls.) Boy A: It's not my day today.

Boy B: Gentlemen don't fight with women. And she's no nice woman. Old woman: Nowadays girls don't have good temper. Time really changed. Boy B: Older people know more than us.

Old woman: When I was a young student, I got love letters from many men every day. For the sake of manners, I went out with different men every day.

(Boys A and B don't know what to say. Suddenly the bus driver hits the brake. The old woman bumps into Female student C's hips.) Female student C: (surprised) You.....

(The old woman looks at Female student C and says nothing.) Old woman: You have nice hips.

Female student B: I can't believe the old woman is capable of sexual harassment. Female student C: Maybe nowadays old people are not the same as those in the past.

Female student A: Maybe after losing her husband, she feels lonely. Female student B: Ah! Here we are. Let's get off.

Female student C: We'd better stay away from those strange people. (Female students get off the bus.)

Boy B: Who are those strange people? They're real strange. (helps the old woman up) Are you O.K.? Those young girls have no sympathy.

Old woman: (feels Boy B's hand) You also have a pair of very fine hands. Boy B: (startled) What?

Boy A: This old woman is also very strange. Boy B: Let's go!

Old woman: Don't be shy, young man. I have held such kind of hand for a long time.

(Boy B frees himself from the old woman's hand and gets off.) Old woman: (looks at Boy A) You're nice, too. Boy A: Hmm, good-bye. (gets off)

以飞机为背景的英文搞笑话剧剧本篇四：搞笑英文话剧剧本(三打白骨精)

搞笑英文话剧剧本

Three Times’ Beating Monster

人物：T唐僧 S：孙悟空 E：猪八戒 J：沙僧 B：白骨精 B1：B变成的村姑 B2：B变成的太婆 B3：B变化成的老头 N：哪吒

T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now? S: Bajie,map! E: (摸出，递给S)

S: Look,master (凑近T)………（T、S一齐转向E）

T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, not to bring these pictures of beautiful girls with you!

E: Oh,master!Forgive me(伸手拿回)

T: (缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west E: But……

T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map?

E: (递)Here.Em…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain! Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So. S: Fat Pig!

E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,

I will……….

S: You will what(凶相)?

E: (软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤). S: Hm!

T:（轻咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food?

E: You see ,master is hungry,too!

T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!

J: But master,if a monster comes while brother monkeg is away….. T: Em…….It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea? S: No problem!(安装)（B已躲在一旁偷看） E: This is…..?

S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from master’s books. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it! T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific! Emitofo, knowledge is power! S: Bye!(走)

T: Let’s play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》 B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(变成B1) B1: (接近三人，望着)Can I join you?

T: I’m sorry,lady. We are playing Fighting Against Landlord and three

people are enough.

B1: (在一旁观看)Oh,Chance! Bomb! T: Bomb?(打出) B1: Double King!

T: Oh….I win! Em……,Lady,you are a master-hand. Come in and teachme!(准备开电网门)

S: (回来，看见B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打) B1: （倒)Ah……

T: (气愤)Wukong! Look what have done! She is my teacher! S: She is a monster! T: Nonsense!(深呼吸) S: Oh,please don’t……

T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more……you open the door…(泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱)

S: Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱头)

T: (呛住，咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!

B: (真身出现)Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(变成太婆) B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter?

T: Daughter?...(连忙挡住地尸体)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T挡)

S: （咬牙切齿）You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T头，T晕，S再打死B2) E&J: Are you Ok, master?(扶T)

J: Look,(伸食指)how many?

T:Two…..(晕乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(变成B3)

B3: (看到B1,B2尸体)Oh….,my daughter, my wife! Who did it?!!(哭喊) S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)

T: （想阻止，未及）You,you.....(险些晕，E,J扶住 )You have killed three lives!

S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster! T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go!! S: (悲，离去)（音乐，营造 “假”悲伤气氛）《人鬼情未了》 E: Master, brother Monkey is.......

T: Scratch! Don't mention that guy any more!

B: (出现) Ha,ha,ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走) T: （惊）You are......

B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被击退) B: (抓住T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha...... S: (悄悄走到B后，打B,B晕)A thousand years later. T: Wukong?

E: Oh,Brother Monkey! J: Our hero is back!

T: I,I can't understand......What happened?

S: Master,your IQ needs increasing! This monster changed its appearance

into three shapes in order to cheat you! T: How,how did you find out? S: (沉默).......Monkey's intuition(直觉) N: Excuse me, where is the cniminal?

S; Ah......you are too late ,Nezha!(对T)I've called the police. N: (摇醒B)You are under arrest .(出示证件)You have the right to remain silent If you give up the right, anything you will say can and will be against you in a court of law!(带走B)

T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry(小声) S: What? T: I'm sorry.

S: Em? Louder,please?

T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)（音乐响）《敢问路在何方》（这个放伴奏）

T: Let's go guys!( 歌)

S: You are carrying the luggage, I am leading the horse. E: Say goodbye to the sun, Welcome evening glow.

J: Sleeping on the ground, again we set out set out, again we set out. T.S.E.J: Ah......Ah...... Sleeping on the ground again we set out. T: One after the other the seasons go by,and ohe after the other, the year

go on. You wonder where the road is. The road is under your feet. T.S.E.J: You uonder where the road is, the road is under your feet......

以飞机为背景的英文搞笑话剧剧本篇五：搞笑话剧剧本

《爱情长跑》

话

剧

剧

本

第一幕：

旁白：那一年他21岁，她19岁，他们相识于校园里的南湖湖畔，相知于傍晚时分的街道长凳上，相恋于斜坡上的罗曼蒂克西餐厅

开场：小美和阿文面对面坐在罗曼蒂克餐厅喝优乐美奶茶（配乐，萨克斯风或者小提琴）

小美：亲爱的，我…是你的什么啊？

文：你觉得呢？

美：嗯……我是你的氧气，你只能住在有我的世界里（暂定） 文：no，你是我的优乐美，这样……（被小美打断）

美：啊…… 你们男人都这样，用完就想扔，哼……

文：不是，不是，你别误会，这样我就可以把你捧在手心里了（把小美的手捧在手心里）

美：嘻嘻…（娇羞的笑）

音乐起（阿文唱爱的供养）

（把你捧在手上，虔诚的焚香，剪下一段烛光，将经纶点亮，不求荡气回肠，只求爱一场，爱到最后受了伤，哭得好绝望，我用……） 嘟嘟……（手机响起）

（阿文嘀咕：谁这么不识时务啊）

阿文：喂，你谁啊，这时候来打扰哥的好事啊

旁白（小志,说话结巴）：文…文哥，我小志啊，在…在哪呢，赶紧回来啊，再…再不回来，你…你的大学物理就得…得挂了

阿文：不就挂科吗，老子什么大风大浪没见过啊，更何况生命诚可贵，

爱情还价更高呢，这算的了什么啊，挂了

旁白（小志）：慢着（大叫一声，吓得阿文差点掉电话），文哥你…你有所不知啊，这老头是…是小美她老子啊（啊……（阿文大叫）），你挂谁的课都…都不能挂他的啊，你要ho…hold住啊

（阿文转过头对着阿美说）

阿文：小美，你老子……哦不，你老爸就是江湖人称东方不败的东方红么

小美：（一脸无辜的样子）啊……败不败我倒是不知道，不过我爸还真叫东方红

阿文：阿美，（拉着小美的一只手，摆一个奔向未来的姿势）为了我们的未来，为了讨好你一辈子的老爸我未来的岳父，咱们现在留得青山在，不怕未来没柴烧，我们要抵得住青春的诱惑，走，咱们上课去 阿文：就回来了，先帮我扛住……

（两人冲下台）

第二幕：

旁白：20年后，他们带着女儿玲玲重游故地，看看他们一家三口将上演怎样的精彩好剧

开场：一家人坐在桌旁唱着生日快乐歌，桌上放着红酒跟牛排，点了几只蜡烛……

（祝你生日快乐，祝你生日快乐…）

玲玲：老妈，今天是你的生日，也是你跟老爸结婚20周年纪念日，

为什么来这里过啊？

小美：嘻嘻……（娇羞的笑）因为这里是我和你爸的革命胜地，而你呢，就是我们革命胜利后的战利品（一边用手摸玲玲的脸） 玲玲：你们是怎么认识的啊?（一脸期待）

小美：嘻嘻…（娇羞的笑）若不是上帝爷爷暗中怂恿，我们又怎会选择相遇

玲玲：诶，老爸，老妈可是难得一见的大美女（小美在一旁附和：那是），你见到老妈的第一感觉是什么啊

阿文：我见到你妈的第一感觉啊……（抬起头做思考状）诶…对了，我想到了牛粪（噗噗……小美和玲玲把刚喝进去的奶茶喷了出来） 小美和玲玲：啊……

小美：你给我说清楚（站起来一边提着阿文的耳朵），我哪长得像牛粪了

阿文：哟哟…… 美美，你别激动啊，你听我说啊，我的意思是你长得像朵鲜花，我是担心你插到牛粪上了，我得先下手……

小美：这还差不多…… 不过理想很丰满，现实很骨感，结果我还是没能逃脱命运的作弄，插到牛粪上了

小美：玲玲，妈可跟你说啊，这在大学呢，虽说恋爱是门选修课，但是碰上好的还是要争取的，现在男女比例严重失调，男生就像食堂的菜，看着没什么胃口，但去晚了它也就没了

玲玲：妈，你就不要为我担心了，你女儿我继承了你的优良传统，你对我没信心，对自己还没信心吗

小美：哎呦，不错哦，不愧是我东方美美调教出来的

阿文：老婆，为了纪念我们结婚20周年，我用了一个月的时间酝酿了一首诗

美：诶… 没看出来啊，你还会写诗啊（你不知道的多着呢，阿文嘀咕），念念看…

（配背景乐）

（亲爱的

你就是我的存钱罐

存得满满的，心里暖暖的

而我就像是你手里的风筝线

抓得紧紧的，才是安全的

结婚前

你的温柔就像是烈士陵园的雏菊

给了我无限动力

为了革命的胜利，我宁愿牺牲小我，成全我俩

结婚后

你的温柔就像是暴风雨的前奏

我知道，是这个家给了你无穷的压力

面对暴风雨的洗礼，我会努力告诉自己，习惯就好

而此刻的你（把小美拉到自己身边），（端起红酒）就像这杯红粉佳人（对观众说：点到为止）

以飞机为背景的英文搞笑话剧剧本篇六：英语小品剧本-《不差钱》英文版

小品：“不差钱”

（2009年中央电视台春节联欢晚会节目）

Got the Money Anyway（舞台上是一个餐厅的背景，写着：“苏格兰情调”。本山大叔穿着中山装，身上背着一串蒜头，手上拿着野鸡，拉着毛毛上场。）

(This short play is set in a restaurant named "Scottish Taste / Feel." Uncle Zhao, in his customary Chinese tunic suit, enters, carrying a string of garlic on his back and a pheasant in hand, with his granddaughter Yadar in tow.)

Uncle Zhao Here we are. 赵本山：到了。

Yadar Here we are. 毛毛： 到了。

Uncle Zhao It's the most expensive restrant in Tieling:苏格兰 调情~~~

赵本山：这就是铁岭最贵的一家饭店。这不，苏格兰调情（tiáo qíng）。 Yadar You got it wrong –苏格兰情调！！

毛毛： 爷爷，你念反了，苏格兰情调（qíng diào）。

Uncle Zhao 情调（qíng diào） All right, . We're gonna have our meal here anyway. 赵本山：啊，情调？就搁这儿吃。

Yadar But it's very expensive. 毛毛： 爷爷，这家老贵的啦。 Uncle Zhao So what? We've got the money, 30,000 yuan. Where's the bag? 赵本山：贵？咱带钱了，带三万多块，那包呢？

Yadar What bag? 毛毛： 我没拿包啊。

Uncle Zhao The yellow one with the money in it.

赵本山：装钱那包，黄包。

Yadar Oh no, I left it on the brick bed. 毛毛： 完了，让我落炕上了。

Uncle Zhao oh,what can I do? I do all this just for you ,how could you forget it! Any money left on you?

赵本山：我说，你这孩子还能办点事吗？！这给你办事，落炕上了还。兜里还有钱吗？

Yadar Let me see... (Fumbling) only 70-plus yuan.

毛毛： 兜里，多少钱哪才？才70多块钱。

Uncle Zhao Here's 400 more.

赵本山：我还有400。行，够了。

Yadar Still not enough. 毛毛： 这也不能够啊。

Uncle Zhao It’s ok. Waiter!

赵本山：哎呀，够不够就这样了。服务员！

（小沈阳上）(Shenyang, the waiter, enters.)

Shenyang Sorry, sir. We're of high class here. We don't take on stuff from street . 小沈阳：对不起大爷，我们这是高档酒店，不收农副产品。

Uncle Zhao We're your customers. Don't we look like it?

赵本山：不是，我们是吃饭的。不像啊？(翻起衣服，露出衣服里面的百元大钞) Shenyang oh yeah yeah yeah ….

小沈阳：是的是的。。。。

Uncle Zhao this is an important meal here, miss.

赵本山：我说姑娘啊，这顿饭非常重要。

Shenyang I’m not a miss ,I’m a man ,a real man from the inside out.

小沈阳：妈呀，你管谁叫姑娘呢，人家是纯爷们。

Shenyang Uncle Zhao Then, how can you wear in a skirt?

赵本山：咋这么个打扮，还穿个裙子呢。

Shenyang See, it's no skirt but Capri pants .it's men's wear in Scottish style.. Look at this, look. Oh, damn it, I get into one of the trousers in a hurry. No wonder I feel different while walking.

小沈阳：这是按我们苏格兰风格来包装的。再说也不是裙子啊，这不七分裤吗。你看，是有腿的哦。妈呀，着急穿跑偏了。妈呀，我说走道咋没有裆呢。

Uncle Zhao Leave that trouser for tomorrow, hah! I tell you, boy, we're gonna have a important guest here in a minute. You must do you' best.

赵本山：行了，那条腿留明儿个穿，哈哈哈。小伙子我跟你说呀，今天我要请一位重要客人吃饭，你一定要招待好。

Shenyang No problem.

小沈阳：呃，没问题。

Uncle Zhao How much did the most expensive meal cost here? .

赵本山：我问问你，你们这个酒店把最贵的都点上得多少钱？

Shenyang About 10,000 to 20,000.

小沈阳：得一、两万的。

Uncle Zhao What if somebody eats today and pays tomorrow?

赵本山：一、两万？啊，那啥，有没有这种情况，今儿个吃完了，明儿个来结账？ Shenyang Are you IOU?

小沈阳：打白条儿啊？

Uncle Zhao Not that. I've got the money anyway. Take this.

赵本山：不是啊，不是打白条，不差钱，有钱。喏。

Shenyang What's it?

小沈阳：啥意思？

Uncle Zhao A tip for you.

赵本山：小费。

Shenyang You are handsome, sir - you look cool!

小沈阳：妈呀，大爷你真敞亮，你太帅了。

Uncle Zhao that’ok . but you are not get it for nothing'. When my guest comes, you put on a show with me. If I order expensive food, you should stop me doing so.

赵本山：给一百块钱还帅呢。我跟你说这不白给啊。一会儿客人到了，你一定要给足我面子，明白吗？我到点菜的时候，你得替我兜着点。

Shenyang Like how’s?

小沈阳：咋兜呢？

Uncle Zhao Showing due respect for my guest, but don not too expensive .What if I ask for something dear?

赵本山：既把面子给了，但是呢又不能花得......太狠。我要点贵菜...... Shenyang I'll say "sorry, this we don't have."

小沈阳：我就说没有呗。

Uncle Zhao You're smart. Come on boy ,

赵本山：哎呀妈呀，你太厉害了。来来来，拿点.（从衣服里又拿出钱）

Shenyang Thank you

小沈阳：谢谢。

Yadar Grandpa, I'm hungry.

毛毛： 爷爷，我有点饿了。

Uncle Zhao How much's a bowl of noodles?

赵本山：饿了？来碗面条。

Shenyang 78 yuan.

小沈阳：呃，78一碗。

Uncle Zhao What noodles can be so expensive?

赵本山：啥面？这么贵。

Shenyang Scottish sauced noodles.

小沈阳：苏格兰打卤面。

Uncle Zhao Does the sauce cost much?

赵本山：是不是卤子贵？

Shenyang It's free.

小沈阳：卤不要钱。

Uncle Zhao Get us a bowl of sauce, so we can see whether the taste is right. Tack it quack!

赵本山：那就来碗卤子，先尝尝咸淡。快去，快去。

Shenyang It is no one to called before, sir.

小沈阳：妈呀，没这么上过呀。

Uncle Zhao You think so only because I didn't show up here before. Now it's time to make change.

赵本山：那是我没来，我要来，你早就这么上了。去吧去吧。

Shenyang (to himself) If I say noodle free, ask for noodle have.

小沈阳：这老爷子，我要说面条不要钱，要面条了你还。

Uncle Zhao (to Yadar) Listen here, Yadar. When Mr. Bi from CCTV's 星光大道 comes, you must show your' best, OK?

赵本山：来，站起来。跟你说，一会儿星光大道的毕老师来了，你一定要给我争个脸，好不？

Yadar:ok.

毛毛： 好吧。

Uncle zhao : It's the best opportunity for you' own future. Grandpa's been preparin you over the past 40-plus years.

赵本山：这是个绝好的机会，爷爷我已经培养你40年了。

Yadar Grandpa,see how old I now.

毛毛：看我才多大呀？、

Uncle Zhao I prepared you' daddy for 30 extra years. Though he is not good enough, So you really should outdo him. Can you make it ?

赵本山：我还培养你爸三十多年呢。这不，你爸那是个半成品，我都给培养成文化站站长了。你一定要超过他，有决心吗？

Yadar I can.

毛毛：我能！

Uncle Zhao That is my girl, good for you .

(小沈阳再次上场.)

Shenyang Here's the sauce for you.

小沈阳：给你的汤

Uncle Zhao (to Yadar) Eat this, so you won't be too hungry.

Yadar Grandpa, it's a bit salty.

Uncle Zhao (to Shenyang) Fetch her some water to drink.

Shenyang free water?

Uncle Zhao of carouse.

Shenyang： ok， wait a minute.

（毕福剑上）（小沈阳扔掉手中的东西）非常滑稽

Shenyang oh a oh a …. You are that one ??you are..you are..you are Zhujun! Oh sorry.you are..you are you are Bai Yansong? Oh no. you are…you are Mr Bi ! Are you Mr. Bi?

小沈阳： 哟，你不是那谁吗，你是那个......蒙住了。朱军？！不是朱军。白岩松？！不是。老毕......你是毕老师吗？！

CCTV Man I'm Bi Fujian.

毕福剑：我姓毕。

henyang Come here everyone, it`s Mr. Bi here.

小沈阳 毕老师来了，快来人啊，毕老师来了。

Uncle Zhao Hi Hi Hi!!!Watch ever !

赵本山：干啥，吵吵巴火的？

Shenyang He's Mr. Bi...

小沈阳：毕老师......

Uncle Zhao I know, he's my guest.

赵本山：我知道，这就是我要请的客人。

Shenyang Mr. Bi,can I take a picture with you?

小沈阳：毕老师，你给我照个相呗！

赵本山: 你先等一会儿。刚到是吧？

Uncle Zhao (to Shenyang) Wait, wait. (To CCTV Man) Welcome, Mr. Bi. CCTV Man Nice to meet you.

毕福剑：你好

Uncle Zhao I've been wait you for a long time.

赵本山：我在这儿等半天了。

CCTV Man Thanks a lot really. You are?

毕福剑：你好你好。请问您是......？

Uncle Zhao Are you looking for~?

赵本山：你找谁？

CCTV Man I'm looking for Zhao Tiezhu.

毕福剑：我找莲花乡文化站站长赵铁柱。

Uncle Zhao oh~~~You got it. Here's his daddy ...

赵本山：找对了，这就是赵铁柱的爹，我是......

Yadar Zhao Tiezhu is my daddy.

毛毛： 赵铁柱是我爹。

Uncle Zhao Ho, I'm Tiezhu's daddy. Aren't you looking for a dad?

赵本山：我是赵铁柱的爹。你不是找爹吗？

CCTV Man yes, daddy... oh no !I’m looking for your son,Where is your son? 毕福剑：爹......不是，我找您儿子。

Uncle Zhao He's at the township waiting for you. thery welcome you very warmly! they've prepared a great hall, a big room, with a large photo of you hung in the middle. Flowers all around.

赵本山：他在乡里等你呢。啊呀，乡里布置得老隆重啊，乡长、书记都在那儿排队等你呢。布一个大厅，完事弄一个大房间，给你弄一个大照片挂中间，周围全是花呀。

CCTV Man What're the colors ?

毕福剑：老哥，这花都什么颜色？

Uncle Zhao They're all in white and yellow. Soo beautiful!!

赵本山：白的、黄的都有啊。很漂亮。

CCTV Man What?/Why?

毕福剑：为什么？

Uncle Zhao They're so excited.

赵本山：这不激动吗，你去了。

CCTV Man Let's go there, then.

毕福剑：咱去乡里吧。

Uncle Zhao Oh no!! you know here is the best restaurant in 铁岭, How abut that? 赵本山：别介，乡里布置我，说先搁铁岭吃一顿，完事上那儿。你看吧。 CCTV Man ohno on on on on on on ! I've had my meal on the plane.

毕福剑：别别，大爷，不，老哥，我在飞机上吃了。

Uncle Zhao You're my guest, so please follow me.

赵本山：那客随主便，好不好？给你怎么安排你就听话，来来。

Shenyang Mir Bi ,take a photo with you ??

小沈阳：毕老师，你不给照个相吗？毕老师。

CCTV Man (to Shenyang) You're... a male waiter?

毕福剑：你是男服务员？

Shenyang Yup

小沈阳：嗯哪。

CCTV Man hei hei hei……You looks so sweet, boy.

毕福剑：长得挺委婉的。

Uncle Zhao I agree with you. haha…….we are must be townee.

赵本山：来这边，我们一定是老乡。

CCTV Man Really?

毕福剑：真的？

Uncle Zhao Aren’t you from Dalian?

赵本山：你不是大连人吗？

以飞机为背景的英文搞笑话剧剧本篇七：搞笑小品剧本

搞笑小品剧本《四大才子》

主题：音乐小品《四大才子》

策划：销售部

音乐：销售部

演员：唐伯虎（贵生）、祝枝山（小班长）、文征明（彥峰）、周文斌（付博）、秋香（庞军）、华夫人（立伟）、如花（小白）

秋香：黑丝袜，大裤衩，

如花：大黑痣，大胸，大胡子，馒头

道具：四把扇子，假发、梳妆镜、三条手绢(秋、华、如自备)

灯光聚焦李伟、皮皮，吉他弹唱《蝴蝶花》；

唱完第一段（别叹息别叹息，别对我说没有不老的红颜）停

灯光发散全场

华夫人、 秋香 、如花 娇涩状出场，左顾右盼，看热闹状，（左右左整齐扭走），秋香托胸动作。

秋：华夫人，您瞧，今天在场有这么多帅哥美女，多热闹啊！

华：秋香，你要Hold住哦！

秋香摸腿，故意露出网袜，四处张望，作羞涩状

秋：您不是要我成hold住姐嘛！ （表情萌）

华：如花，这么多衰锅在，别再抠你的鼻屎了！

如花继续抠鼻屎，很不情愿的慢慢放下手来，表情猥琐。

如花：（吮手）嗯 ～～～（嗲音）

音乐起(四大老子出场音乐)

四大才子台步浪荡出场，秀香肩，各摆一造型

周：HI，everybody,还记得我吗 ，我是你们最最亲爱的----小斌斌。（拿出镜子、小梳子梳头）本人文韬武略，上知天文，下知地理，刚从我的粉丝国日本回来，嗬，到日本，刚下飞机，我就看苍姐在机场拉了个特大的横幅写道：欢迎我们的小斌斌来日！我的粉丝们太热情了！哦～～（嗲，小沈阳腔调）

祝（发套，北京腔）：你倒是挺美，我元旦跑去埃及度假，想看看狮身人为什么这么的面像，结果碰上了民众暴力冲突，把我那经典的发型轰成了这个模样（抚摸头发）。

文：（河南腔），祝兄，谁让你非跑国外呢？我在国内喝着蒙牛，吃着地沟油，看着郭美美和甘露露娘俩，坐高铁出门，路边扶扶老太太，生活也是很惊险刺激的嘛。【年会搞笑小品剧本《四大才子》】年会搞笑小品剧本《四大才子》。

祝：文兄，谁让你爸不是李刚？

文：你你你，你才是文胸呢！

唐：亲，你们都out了，我最近用唐伯虎的实名注册了世纪佳缘帐号，很快就勾搭上一个叫秋香的小妞，现在聊的火热，我们相约今天见面，于是我到银泰网站看了好几天，最后买了双鱼网袜快递送给她。我们约好了，今天路上要是看见穿这鱼网袜的，那就是她了！（咬手指，呵呵呵呵奸笑）

四人对视，四处张望，最后全部定睛在不远处秋香的腿。

秋香正骚首弄姿，一直摸着穿网袜的腿。

灯光聚焦李伟、皮皮，弹唱《情非得已》（哦。。。哦。。哦。。哦。。哦）结束停。 音乐串烧起，七人两分钟集体舞。

(脱掉，脱掉，脱掉，七人脱下外套向不同方向甩出，秋香分别掏出两个馒头向台下抛去)

唐伯虎边跳边靠近秋香，猛然抱住秋香，秋香一声惊叫，扭涅状跑下台去

其余人慌乱，舞停。

唐：秋香……秋香……奔跑慢动作，假装拌倒. 小品剧本

三大才子慢动作追上，迅速将唐抬下场

华夫人和如花挥手，呼喊着秋香,下台.

灯光聚焦李伟、皮皮，吉他弹唱，《那些花儿》

End……

超级搞笑小品剧本；大话西游之千年等一会

演员：

小白：xxx 许仙：xxx 法海：xxx 法海徒弟：xxx 傻蛋：xxx

小青：xxx 保洁：xxx 小弟：xxx 帮 众：传菜部男生

导演：xxx

简介：本小品为现代版大话西游之千年等一会。 看点--------超级搞笑

剧情：小白和小青在人间和许仙分开后，开了一家药材公司，然而就在公司开业那天，碰到了黑社会“棒棒糖帮”收保护费的，小青公司的保安把黑社会的赶走后黑帮的老大来了，这个黑帮的老大尽然是许仙。在这期间许仙和小白小青发生了一些故事，他们两个又走到了一起。最后那个讨厌的法海来了.................................

道具：

桌子：1张 男西服：3套 宝剑：1把 凳子：2把 男风衣：1件 雨伞：1把 招牌：1块

女西服：1套 大扫把：1把 墨镜：1副 女部长服：1套 口罩：1个 火机：1个 烟 ：5根

炮竹：1个 棒棒糖：15个 A4纸：5张《打好：鼓掌和再鼓掌》 锅：一个 缠章：一个

剧情内容：

小青：先生们，女士们，姑娘们，小伙子们，各位领导，各位来宾，大家注意了。首先自我介绍一下，我叫小青，是我们“三步倒药材无限公司”的秘书，我们老板呢姓白，标

准的美女一个。今天是我们公司开业大吉，欢迎各位来宾来我公司参观.指导.品尝.多提宝贵意见，要说我们的药材有什么齐效，那是公猪吃了能下崽，小狗吃了能跳墙，小鸡吃了能上天，王八吃了活千年。恩？怎么都是畜生吃的东西啊！哎算了，只要是你吃了就知道是什么功效了，不说了，我要给我们白总汇报工作了！“白总，今天我们开张，你怎么不出来招呼一下啊！累死我了。”

小白：好青儿，你辛苦了，还有件事需要你赶快去办呢，今天中午你去那个最有名的“澳门大酒店”给我订个包间，晚上我要请“刘德华和小沈阳”吃饭，关于为我们公司做代言的事，人家可是大腕，一定要招待好。

小青：好的白总，你就放心吧！哎，白总，你在办公室坐了一天又想什么呢？看你心事重重的，是不是还在想那个许仙啊！

小白：青儿，毕竟我们俩曾经是夫妻，一日夫妻百日恩，况且他还是我的救命恩人，现在我跟他虽然已经分居好几年了，心里肯定还是有点想的。

小青：姐姐，那个许仙他那么对不起你，你还对他念念不忘，许仙当初整天花天酒地，不务正业，偷鸡摸狗，长了一副和小沈阳一样色眯眯的眼睛，看到漂亮的女孩子就眉来眼去，那口水流的得用桶接，他现在已经是一个名副其实的大流氓大混混了，姐--姐！

小白：好了好了青儿，不说了，你帮我把这几份合同整理一下，顺便把那个“傻蛋”的工资发了。

{放背景音乐“大哥”许仙出场}

许仙：要烟动作

小弟A：递烟

小弟B：上火

小弟A：棒哥，前面新开了家公司，要不我去给你收点保护费？

许仙：做去的动作

小弟A：拍桌子“美女，在我们棒棒糖帮开公司也不事先打个招呼，今天我来不为别的是来收保护费的，快点那钱。”

小青：钱？？？哪个钱？小品剧本

小弟A：q i a n 钱的钱！

小青：哦`````！是收保护费的啊！

小弟A：对，小妞识相点的话，赶快拿钱，不然对你不客气。

小青：你是要金银首饰.还是要人民币.韩币.日元.美元还是欧元？

小弟A：只要是钱统统拿来。

小青：要钱没有要命一条。

小弟A：我看你是欠揍。《拿出刀开始吓唬小青》

小青：傻蛋

傻蛋：有

小青：有人闹事，把他赶出去。【超级搞笑小品剧本；大话西游之千年等一会】超级搞笑小品剧本；大话西游之千年等一会。

《小弟A被赶出》

小青：傻蛋别追了，扫你的地去。

小弟A：你们等着，我叫我老大来收拾你们。---------老大，那公司的俩娘们太不识抬举，不但不交保护费，而且还打了我一顿。

许仙：给小弟A一巴掌说：“傻蛋，收个保护费都收不来，真是个废物，养着你们有什么用，今天我就教教你们怎么收保护费。大家好，本人姓许，名：仙 字汉文，正所谓神见神爱，人见人嗨，车见爆胎，那说的就是在下。自从我跟我娘子因为那些见不得人的事情分居后，我也不开药铺了，那生意挣不了几个钱，经过别人的煽动进了黑社会，因为我在帮里出色的表现，现在已经是棒棒糖帮的老大。人称：棒哥。 唱歌：“棒棒糖呀！棒棒糖呀！甜又甜，甜又甜，你呀放到嘴里，你呀放到嘴里，《做添棒棒糖状要发出声音》。-----《广告次语气》只要加入我帮，你---就有吃不完的棒棒糖，你--还在犹豫什么，心动不如行动，赶快加#from 本文来自学优高考网end#入我们吧！

《传菜部所有男孩上台起哄加如帮派每人发一个棒棒糖》

许仙：恩，我的队伍又壮大了，让我去看看谁这么大胆敢在我的地盘上撒野。

《许仙，小白，小青见到后做吃惊状》

以飞机为背景的英文搞笑话剧剧本篇八：话剧剧本《英雄的黎明》(搞笑版)

《英雄的黎明》背景音乐响起

旁白:话说当年秦始皇吞并六国，一统天下，却对六国百姓横征暴敛，以致民不聊生，六国刺客无不想刺杀秦始皇，为天下百姓报仇··秦

始皇也发出悬赏令，捉拿刺客，有取刺客首级者，封千户侯····而刺客至今尚未捉拿归案，秦始皇终日战战兢兢，诚惶诚恐··· 赵高（张艳利饰）：皇上驾到

音乐《鬼子进村》奏起。

（秦始皇迈着本山步法上台，作鬼鬼祟祟状）

秦始皇（龙涛饰）：（对赵高）音乐停！停停！赵高啊赵高！说过多少次！怎么就教不会呢？音乐要符合人物形象，我有那么猥琐吗？专

业一点嘛！

赵高：皇上，这个，奴才不专业啊

秦始皇：那你什么专业

赵高：奴才经济学专业

秦始皇：经济学怎么当了太监？

赵高：皇上您有所不知啊，现在工作不好找的嘛，太监已经不错了，还是公务员编制呢

秦始皇：哎！说的也是啊

赵高：皇上，李相国求见

李斯（丁慧饰）：臣，同凤阁鸾台平章事，文渊阁大学士，

军机处领班大臣，兼吏部尚书李斯拜见皇上！

秦始皇：哦，李爱卿啊，听说你最近在研究宏观经济学啊，这人民币到底升不升值啊？

李斯：启奏万岁，微臣不知，

秦始皇：你怎么能不知道哇，我炒外汇亏了好多钱的呀！（起身）

赵高：皇上，注意形象！

李斯：皇上，臣有本要奏！

秦始皇：何事？

李斯：启奏陛下殿外有人求见！

秦始皇：何人？

李斯：此人自称无名，带刺客首级献予陛下！

秦始皇：此话当真？

李斯：微臣岂敢欺瞒皇上！

秦始皇：快快宣上！

赵高：宣无名上殿

无名:（冯涛饰） music！！！

（《动物世界》乐起，无名跳街舞）

秦始皇：（起身离座）哎呀妈呀，这家伙，非洲大草原来的哈！

无名：Nice to meet you！

秦始皇：Nice to meet you too！

无名:I am wuming

秦始皇：I am qinshihuang

赵高：皇上，注意形象！！

秦始皇：哦，对！（回到王座上）

无名：臣无名，叩见陛下！

秦始皇：你从何而来？

赵高：你哪个单位的？（态度很蛮横）

无名：臣来自广西大学商学院

秦始皇：怎么听着这么耳熟啊

赵高：皇上您忘啦,这广西大学商学院美女可多啦，您看看台下，个个都是国色天香啊

秦始皇：哟，嘿嘿，（欲起身往台下）

赵高：皇上，皇上，注意形象

秦始皇：（恋恋不舍回到王座）

哦，无名，我来问你！

赵高：陛下，您应该称寡人

秦始皇：寡？我后宫三千佳丽，七十二妃，我还寡？

赵高：皇上，电视上都这么演的

秦始皇：哦，对，无名，寡~~~~寡妇问你

赵高：陛下，不是寡妇，是寡人

秦始皇：无名，寡人问你，你当真取来刺客首级？

赵高：不可能，你先拿出证据先！

秦始皇：可有证人？

李斯：臣可以做证

赵高：反对，反对对方辩友收买我方选手作伪证 秦始皇：反对无效！李爱卿快快讲来！

李斯：启奏万岁，刺客首级已送到御膳房了 秦始皇：好！哈哈，

赵高：奴才跟着皇上有肉吃了

秦始皇：无名，快讲讲如何杀掉刺客的

无名：遵旨！陛下！事情是这样的！一年前我们被召，组成刺秦四人帮，分别有长空，残剑，飞雪及臣，人称F4。

（介绍到各人时，分别挥手向观众致意，长空，残剑，飞雪，无名四人，唱《流星雨》，从高潮部分唱起，要模仿F4的动作，唱完歌，残剑飞雪退场）

无名：那日，臣和长空聊天，长空喝了两杯酒，开始吟诗了 长空（张林伟饰，河南话）：（酷酷地仰望天空）远看一座专家楼，近看一座专家楼，我左看右看，还是专家楼！ 无名：（拍掌）好诗啊好诗！兄弟为何有此感叹？

长空：唉，我一代美男长空，一想到刺秦之梦想还未成真，就感慨万千，诗兴大发。（转身背对无名，）啊！大海全是水，蜘

蛛八条腿！

无名：臣认为这是个杀他的好机会，于是臣使出了绝世神功--排山倒海掌!(拍到长空后背上)

长空：啊，你你你~~~~~（退出场外，倒地）

背景音乐《无间道》响起

无名：（冷冷得看着长空离场的方向）对不起，我是卧底！ （残剑上场来，抽剑指向无名）

残剑（张旭饰，四川话）：无名，你个龟儿子，居然是个卧底！

无名：给我个机会,行不

残剑：咋个给你机会嘛

无名：我想做个好人

残剑：想做好人，门儿都没得

无名：你这是要我死

残剑：老子就是要整死你

飞雪（刘鑫鑫饰）：住手，你们为何自相残杀？

无名与残剑：他是卧底！

飞雪：到底谁是卧底

？

无名与残剑：他！

飞雪：别吵！按老规矩，谁输谁卧底

无名与残剑：好

以飞机为背景的英文搞笑话剧剧本篇九：梁祝歪传_(英语搞笑话剧)

梁祝歪传

人物：梁山伯 祝英台 马文才 英母 英父

第一场景： 祝英台依依不舍 梁山伯挥泪惜别

背景音乐 上海滩 梁山伯上场

梁：Where is my Yingtai

此时，背景音乐 少女时代的Gee 祝英台上场 彰显笑点 英台请注意表演

梁: Yingtai ，I love you so much and I’ll miss you so much.

祝: I love you, too! Don’t worry. BoBo（伯伯）, I only love you in this world. I’ll marry you as soon as I’m back. Wait for me just for two years.

梁: I’ll kiss you across the Pacific Ocean.

祝: I’ll kiss you from the other side. Wait for me. BoBo（伯伯）,this time I really should be going.依依不舍 背景音乐响起 不见不散 两人分别逐步后退

第二场景： 英母喜爱马文才 英父痛批贪婪心

英母：darling darling。。。。（拉住英父） 英父： 怒气转身 No matter what you Say, it is useless. The child's wedding could not be so hasty（仓促的）.

英母：but dearling ,Mawencai（马文才） was so cool and so rich, There is no doubt that this is matched(相匹配的) for marriage.And…….. 被英父打断

英父： I told you many times, we could not decide yingtai’s wedding.

英母：darling….The Furthest Distance in The World Is not between life and death .But when I stand in front of you ,Yet you do not known he is so handsome.The furthest distance in the world Is not between poor and rich,but when I stand in front of you,Yet you can not see his love to yingtai.

英父：Oh, honey,you are so konwledegable, 哼哼，give me a kiss，give me a kiss. 英母：嘘……..look,too many people…作害羞状

英父：easy…拿雨伞挡住 然后Kissing

第三场景： 马文才志疏学浅舍重金 英父母笑纳彩礼嫁爱女

（马文才上，拿折扇）

马：I love yingtai so much. I hope I can make it .

马：aunt……注意回音效果

英母：文才……注意回音效果

马：哎……

英母：oh，That was you， come in ，sit down please! 马：aunt, I love yingtai so much，you know . here are my gifts，100 bottles of 国窖1573 .

笑点 广告

英母：喝了1573，腿也不疼了，腰也不酸了，一口气能上三楼了，一瓶顶过去五瓶 马:他好，我也好 （整个广告过程面向观众，突出效果）

马：three Benz and a big house in the seaside and so on .I hope you will like them! 母：there is no doubt that yingtai must be yours , you are so handsome. 父： NO way ! 大怒指着马

马：that’s why?

英父：I will ask you some questions ,listen ….

马：OK

英父：Do you know who is张国荣, who is张曼玉 ,

马：I don’t know.

英父：do you know who is 科比布莱恩特, who is姚明,

马：I don’t know.

英父：Do you know 黄岩岛 and 钓鱼岛 belong to China

马：I don’t know. 英父：Do you see yourself? you look like a pig who know nothing? （转向英母）You ask me to Take yingtai to marry him how I can trust him ?

英母：I have no words. 马：but aunt have accepted my 3 million dollars and gifts.

父：money ？You think money can buy everything?True love is priceless！Only 3 million dollar…. only 3 million dollar…. only 3 million dollar…. （逐渐反应过味来）OK OK You give me 3 million dollar and yingtai belongs to you 把女儿拉过来，推给马文才 （注意背景音乐 陶喆 今天你要嫁给我 ）

马：Oh,娘子……

第四场景： 祝英台越洋提分手 梁山伯闻此怒结怨

电话铃声响

梁: Oh, honey, I miss you so much, miss you every minute every second. Oh my dear. Are you listening to me?

祝: Listen, Liang Shanbo. I’m calling to tell you that I loved you. But I think you’d better find a better girl.

梁: What? Pardon?

祝: Because I’ll get married. My parents had taken me to marry Ma Wencai He is so handsome, just like 刘德华. So rich, even richer than比尔盖茨. And he is good at 葵花宝典。I love his money and I love his body.此时 马文才注意表演

梁: What are you talking about? You wait and see. I’ll give you some color see see. 祝：shanbo, If life deceives(欺骗) you, don't be sad, don't be impatient! believe me. everything will pass,and all these things will become a kind of memory.

梁：FUCK you, the sun of beach(脏话). I’ll kill you! I will kill you in America! 祝: America? Shit (脏话), You can come to America? Hahahaha大笑 your English is so terrible

第五场景： 梁山伯家中练口语 怒气生欲赴美行刺

梁： I have a dream. even though I face the difficulties of today and tomorrow, It is a dream deeply rooted in the American dream. I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and lives out the true meaning of its creed. I have a dream that one day I will kill Zhu Yingtai in America. It is a dream that deeply rooted in my heart. In my heart. 我有一个梦想 背景音乐 算你狠 喝闷酒 讲台词

第六场景：马文才一副空皮囊 梁山伯抱得美人归

（梁山伯飞往美国）飞机声

旁：a year later,liangshanbo found zhuyingtai in American

梁: Zhu Yingtai, long time no see, do you still know that who I am. I’m here to kill you.

祝: Liang….shanbo. Oh, Wencai. He is crazy. He will kill me.祝英台拉着马文才 马: You! Get out of here.

梁: You! Get out of here! 背景音乐 儿歌 找朋友 梁马二人表演 有待商量

马：流氓会武术，谁也挡不住

梁：流氓没文化

马：我可是有大学本科学历的………流氓……

梁：这年头没有博士文凭也敢出来耍流氓 （梁扔掉扇子，拿出枪）

马：Oh,哥们儿， wait please,(接电话) Hello ,I am Wencai , OK ,OK , I will get there now

祝: Please don’t go. Just stay, please. He’ll kill me.

马: I know! But if I stay, he’ll kill me by the way..

祝: You told me you were good at 葵花宝典

马: Sorry, I’m not good at 葵花宝典. I’m just good at 新华字典

梁：想走…..It is not so easy （开枪）

马文才搞笑吐血，祝英台的母亲出来扶

英母：Oh, no , you can not die ,你不能死，彩礼钱还没给够呢

祝: Oh, you are a big liar. Just get out of here!! (to Liang Shanbo) Oh, darling, will you kill me? 动作声音妩媚些 妩媚些眨眼睛

梁: Yes, I have to. Because I hate you more than I can say.

祝: When we were young, you said you will love me forever. Don’t kill me, ok? BOBO. 梁: No way! Wherever you go, whatever you say, I’ll kill you. I only know I was born to love you or to kill you. Now I can’t love you, the only choice is to kill you.

祝: Please believe in me, you know I love you. I love you just like老鼠爱大米. I want to marry you.

梁: Really?

祝: Oh, of course.

梁：曾经 Once upon a time, there was a true love in front of me, I didn’t cherish it. If I was to meet her again, I wish to say I love you. If you would ask me how long I would love her, I would say ten thousand years.如果，非要在这份爱上加一个期限，我希望是……一万年！

祝：Oh, honey… 此时两人相拥 配合音乐 道具雨伞上

背景音乐响起 爱你一万年 全剧终 Jeffery Cheung版权

以飞机为背景的英文搞笑话剧剧本篇十：飞机营销和营销剧剧本

2013年5月15日，河南首家集销售、维护保养、飞行培训于一身的私人飞机5S店入驻郑州，开业当天就卖出了两架直升机。摄影:沙浪/CFP

“要是有架直升机直接从上边飞过去该多好。”每遇塞车，相信发出过类似慨叹的有车人士不在少数。而今，郑州市民可打“飞的”之后，私人飞机进入中原的消息也紧跟而来。15日，河南省首家私人飞机5S销售展示店正式开业，当天就卖出了两架直升机。 小型直升机最低卖250多万，还可做按揭

15日，记者在位于河南省汽车贸易中心的郑州天翼航空器销售服务有限公司（下称郑州天翼）了解到，我省首家私人飞机5S销售展示店当日正式开业，现场展示的三款直升机也吸引了不少人的目光。

相比某些品牌豪车，这些直升机的价格并不算高。据郑州天翼的母公司天安通航集团执行董事赵普介绍，这三款直升机价格最便宜的是罗宾逊R22型，有两个座位，售价250多万元，其次为西科斯基300C型直升机，售价300多万元，最贵的一款则卖2000多万元。 为了进一步降低购买门槛，该公司与相关银行的飞机融资部门合作，推出首付30%的银行按揭服务。也就是说，首付六七十万元，就可以拥有一架小型私人直升机。

据了解，开业当天就有两架直升机被买走，客户对拥有私人飞机的热情由此可见一斑。两位买主，一位是开封一家私企的老板，另一人则拒绝透露身份，所购机型均为罗宾逊R22型直升机，都作了提前预订。

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有机构全程托管，“养机”费用一年30万~50万

有不少人担心，直升机好买，但相关的配套服务如果不到位，不仅难以享受拥有私人座机的便捷与乐趣，还可能要支付较高的养护成本。

实际上，随着近年国内私人飞机数量的快速增长，客户集中的京沪等发达城市已在相关配套服务体系上探索出较为成熟的模式，因而，河南虽然刚起步，但相关配套的完善速度也很快。比如，省内不少市地正规划建设通航机场。

赵普称，购机客户可将飞机全程托管，由他们提供包括保养维修等在内的各项服务。 同时，对于个人而言，从拥有私人飞机私用驾驶员执照到“养机”等的综合成本，也都有规可循。例如，个人考取私人飞机私用驾驶员执照通常要接受3～6个月的培训，整体费用在20万～30万元，目前安阳航空运动学校就有相关培训，足不出省即可拥有飞行执照。 购机后的养护等成本方面，以上述小型直升机为例，包括航油、保险等在内的全程托管费用一年为30万～50万元，机型吨位越大，托管费用越高。而飞机拥有者如果允许托管的通航企业在其不使用时对外租赁，则能冲抵较大一部分托管费，因而，实际的“养机”成本是可控的。

另外，根据相关规定，飞机需在民航部门规定的机场起降，特殊或紧急情况下比如救灾时，可在保证安全的情况下在临时起降点起降。至于私人飞机的驾驶者，若该私人飞机拥有者已考取私用驾驶员执照，则可以自己驾驶，若没有飞行执照，则需雇用通航企业等的驾驶员。

当然，私人飞机起飞前须取得相关民航部门的许可。

省内飞行基本可以全覆盖

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“河南能买得起直升机甚至公务机的人不少，据我所知，某在外地发展的房地产企业老板就花了两亿多买了一架公务机，郑州建设航空港，做大通航产业，越来越多的人拥有私人飞机应该是好事，这对改变河南企业形象等也是有益的。”一位业内人士认为。

按照目前普通直升机机型的航程计算，河南省内各市地基本可被覆盖。比如，以2～4座的直升机为例，其飞行速度为每小时200公里左右，一次加满航油的续航时间为2.5小时，航程为500公里。那么，若以郑州为中心飞一个来回的话，除较远的三门峡、信阳等地外，省内大多数市地可被覆盖，相关市地若建有机场可供加油停留的话，其航程则更远。

这意味着，郑州不少写字楼上的停机坪被常年闲置的状况或将改变。（文字来源：大河网）

2013年5月15日，河南首家私人飞机5S店郑州开张，买飞机，可以首付三成，单价在二百余万元到2000多万元不等。没有维护保养能力的机主，出几

十万元可享受全程托管。图片来源:CFP2013年5月15日，河南首家集销售、维护保养、飞行培训于一身的私人飞机5S店入驻郑州。摄影:沙浪/CFP

天津滨海新区东疆保税港区开设首家私人飞机“超市”

2013-01-22 16:25:28 来源: 人民网(北京) 有0人参与

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记者 贾磊 摄

人民网·天津视窗1月22日电：日前，国务院办公厅印发了《促进民航业发展重点工作分工方案》(以下简称《分工方案》)，将《国务院关于促进民航业发展的若干意见》的各项目标和任务进行了细化和分解。昨日（21日），记者就《分工方案》中的具体内容进行了相关采访和解读。

私人飞机获支持

《分工方案》指出，在大力发展通用航空方面，要巩固农、林航空等传统业务，积极发展应急救援、医疗救助、海洋维权、私人飞行、公务飞行等新兴通用航空服务；推动通用航空企业创立发展；坚持推进通用航空综合改革试点，加强通用航空基础设施建设，完善通用航空法规标准体系，创造有利于通用航空发展的良好环境。

“目前正是发展通用航空业最好的时机”，一位在新区的民营企业家这样对记者感叹。作为国内航空航天产业的后起之秀，新区在航空产业方面进行了多方的尝试。比如，注册在天津东疆保税港区的无限航空飞机市场管理有限公司，就在东疆开设了国内首家私人飞机交易平台。通过该平台，从选机型、购买，到托管、飞机的后期维护，都会有专业人士来负责。

相关负责人表示，大家过去很难接触的私人飞机在这里都成了“飞机超市”中的待售商品。无论是意大利的进口飞机还是国产的小型私人飞机，在这里都可以买到。

绿色低碳突破“噱头”瓶颈

《分工方案》指出，在切实打造绿色低碳航空方面，要重点实行航路航线截弯取直，提高临时航线使用效率；鼓励航空公司引进节能环保机型，推动飞机节油改造，推进生物燃油研究和应用；制定应对全球气候变化对航空影响的对策措施；制定实施绿色机场建设标准；建立大型机场噪音监测系统。

2012年，是中国航空航天产业大唱节能低碳的一年。比如，空客、波音分别与清华大学和中国商用飞机有限责任公司签订合作协议，主攻环保型航空替代燃料研究，备受诟病的“地沟油”甚至成为了各大公司主攻的科研课题。

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不过，尽管雷声很大，但效果还有待观察。海航集团国际投资管理部高级研究员刘海明就表示，绿色机场和生物燃料短期内只是个噱头，很难做出具体的成绩。因为环境相关的法律和民众的环保权益意识还没有达到相应的高度。

形成京津冀临空产业集聚区

《分工方案》指出，在大力推动航空经济发展方面，要通过民航业科学发展促进产业结构调整升级，带动区域经济发展；选择部分地区开展航空经济示范区试点，加快形成珠三角、长三角、京津冀临空产业集聚区。

天津滨海新区临空产业区规划面积102平方公里，依托天津滨海国际机场优势资源，重点发展临空产业。该产业区以滨海国际机场为核心，主攻航空运输功能、研发制造功能、保税物流功能、商务会展功能、科教培训功能、维修维护功能六大功能。

目前，该产业区已聚集空客A320天津总装线、中航直升机总部大楼及总装厂房、古德里奇、PPG等数十家航空企业，在公务机、融资租赁、私人飞机、航空维修、航空配件等产业环节上，也吸引了一批企业在此聚集。（记者 张维维）

[军事]中国今年将展开低空空域管理改革试点 2013-01-22 10:20:07 来源: 中国航空报 有0人参与

中国国家空管委办公室官员日前表示，中国低空空域管理改革自2010年启动以来稳步推进，在低空空域分类管理、配套设施建设等领域试点取得实质进展，空域活力得到释放。

国家空管委办公室空管局处长朱时才说，低空空域管理改革试点工作经过两年多创新实践取得积极成果，2013年将在全国范围展开。

朱时才表示：“备受广大飞行爱好者和业内人士关注的低空飞行计划审批在改革进程中得到积极回应，审批程序的简化将极大释放空域活力，管制空域飞行计划审批将由前一日15时前缩短为飞行前4小时提出申请。”

据介绍，部分改革试点地区的通信指挥和低空监视设施已经建设完成。空管部门创新性地以多种形式在沈阳法库、深圳南头、海南东方和珠海航空产业园新建4个飞行服务站，着力构建覆盖通用航空低空飞行的服务保障体系。目前，改革试点已扩大至“两大区七小区”，即沈阳、广州管制区，唐山、西安、青岛、杭州、宁波、昆明、重庆管制分区。 5

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