四人英语小品剧本

导读：　四人英语小品剧本篇一：四人英语话剧剧本 ...

本文是中国招生考试网（www.chinazhaokao.com）成考报名频道为大家整理的《四人英语小品剧本》，供大家学习参考。

四人英语小品剧本篇一：四人英语话剧剧本

四人英语话剧剧本-The Rolling Orange

The Rolling Orange讲述桔子的故事。一天早上，桔子一家醒来，发现人们开着卡车，搬着梯子，来摘桔子了，快来看看他们的命运如何吧。

人物

Tom: Father Orange

Klye: Mother Orange

Wallis: Older Sister Orange

Jessie: Little Brother Orange

Characters

Father Orange: He is a middle-aged, considerate, and thoughtful man.

Mother Orange: She is a younger and more youthful woman than Father. She is also very optimistic.

Older Sister Orange: She is young , energetic, and competitive .

Little Brother Orange: He is the youngest and, therefore, a little spoiled.

SCENE I 场景一：果园

One Morning in an Orange Orchard.

(Today is a sunny day . An orange family is discussing nervously about something on an orange tree in an orchard. )

Father: I was awakened early this morning by the sound of trucks in the field (yawning). Mother: Well, it wasn’t the first time to be like this.

Sister: A whole bunch of strange men was brought in by trucks.

Brother: That really scared me. They got out and started to climb up ladders.

Sister: (Afraid suddenly) Oh! My friends were grabbed and put into large bags. I could hear them yell for help.

Father: Hey! We shouldn’t look at them; otherwise, they’ll notice us.

Mother: But it’s useless.

Sister: Oh, God! We’re discovered!

Brother: Oh! We’re being grabbed and pulled from our branches. What will we do for food and water?

Sister: It will be so uncomfortable going to town in that bag with a lot of strangers. Mother: Well, we’ll just have to do our best.

Father: Yeah!

SCENE II

On a Fruit Stand.

(After having been on the road in a bag for half an hour, they are placed on a fruit stand. )

Sister: Gee! This place is so cold and desolate. I wish we had our friends here on this stand (looks at the opposite fruit stall).

Brother: I tried to make friends with these people on our way here, but everyone looked pretty uncomfortable and scared.

(Suddenly)

Sister: Oh! Mother! How could they do that?

Mother: What are you talking about?

Brother: I know what she’s talking about (Brother turns to look).

Father: What did you see?

Sister: My friends were cut up and eaten. How could they do that? I’m so scared. Father: Now, children, be calm.

Mother: Sh~ Someone’s coming.

Father: Try to be quiet.

Sister: I don’t want to be taken away.

Brother: Oh! My friend’s being taken away.

Sister: Your friend looks so fat.

Mother: If we look sour, maybe we won’t be taken away.

Brother: That’s a bright idea. But how could we look sour?

Mother: Now, children, stop being scared and calm down.

Father: Oh! No! I’m being looked at.

Mother: I told you not to eat so much. Now you look so fat and juicy.

(Father is being taken away.)

Brother: Oh, no, Dad!

Father: (Sadly) Good bye, children.

Sister: Oh! Dad’s being put into the basket and taken away.

Mother: Oh, no!

Brother: Stop that. Our father can’t be taken away.

Mother: Look, he’s being bagged and put into a cart.

Sister: Hey! The cart’s wheels are going out of the store.

Brother: A car’s pulling up.

Mother: Oh, no! His bag is being picked up.

Sister: But it’s breaking. And Dad’s falling out.

Brother: Dad’s rolling away.

All: (Jumping up and down cheering) ROLL! ROLL! He’s getting away. Sister & Brother: Yip! Yip! Hurray for Dad!

Mother: Oh! Thank God.

四人英语小品剧本篇二：四人英语话剧剧本《新梁祝外传》(搞笑版)

《新梁祝外传》

L:梁山伯 Z:祝英台 M:马文才 旁： 英母 英父

(1)《take me to your heart》

旁白：at airport zhuyingtai is going to study English in American,liangshanbo see her off.（机场送别）

梁: Yingtai ，I love you so much and I’ll miss you so much.

！

Z祝: I love you, too! Don’t worry. Shanbo I only love you in this wild world. I’ll marry you as soon as I’m back. Wait for me just for two years.

梁: I’ll kiss you across the Pacific Ocean.

祝: I’ll kiss you from the other side. Wait for me. BoBo

抱走，走出几步回头再抱

祝：this time I really should be going.依依不舍

旁：when zhuyingtai study in American,their parents are planing to take her to marriage Mawencai But now liangshanbo don't know anything……..

英母：darling darling。。。。（拉住英父）

英父： 怒气转身 No matter you Say what is useless. The child's wedding could not be so hasty.

英母：but dearling ,Mrs Ma was so cool and was born noble family, There is no doubt that this is matched for marriage.And…….. 被B打断

英父： I told you many times, Now is a new era of reform and opening-up.we could not decide the yingtai”s wedding.

英母：darling….The Furthest Distance in The World Is not between life and death .But when I stand in front of you ,Yet you do not known that he is so handsome.The furthest distance in the world Is not when I stand in front of you,Yet you can not see his love to yingtai.

马文才上，拿折扇，音乐《非》起

马：I love yingtai so much. It's doesn't matter if you see me or not, I'm standing right there with no emotion. It's doesn't matter if you love me or not ,love is right there and it is not going to change. Let me embrace you or let me live in your heart to eternity, silence love ,calmness joy.

英母：oh。That was you.come in.sit down please!

马：uncle, here are my presents，50 bottles of maotai , three Benz and a big house In the seaside and so on .I hope you will like them! If you promise the wedding,I will feel beyond happy .

母：there is no doubt that yingtai must be your , you is so handsome. 打断

父：大怒指着马）NO way !

马：that’s why?

英父：since you asked sincerely,let me tell you gennerously. Do you know who is张国荣, who is张曼玉 ,

马：I don’t know.

英父：do you know who is cristiano ronaldo, who is yao Ming, who is Tom cruise, 马：I don’t know.

英父：do you still know who I am and who you are now.

马：I don’t know.

英父：Do you see yourself? you look like a pig who know nothing? （转向英母）You ask me to Take yingtai to marry him how I can trust?

英母：I have no words.

马：but aunt have accepted my 3 million dollar and presents.

父：money ？You think money can buy everything?True love is priceless！Only 3 million dollar…. only 3 million dollar…. only 3 million dollar…. （逐渐反应过味来）OK OK You give me 3 million dollar and yingtai belong to you 掏出钢笔来准备签字

旁：a week later zhuyingtai call liangshanbo from American一周以后，祝英台从美国打来越洋电话

。

梁: Oh, honey, Yintai I miss you so much, miss you every minute every second. Oh my dear. Are you listening to me?

祝: Listen, Liang Shanbo. I’m calling to tell you that I loved you. But I think you’d better find a better girl.

梁: What? Pardon?

祝: Because I’ll get married. My parents had taken me to marry Ma Wencai He is so handsome. So rich, even richer than Yu Minhong. And he is good at 葵花宝典。I love his money and I love his body.

梁: What are you talking about? You wait and see. I’ll give you some color to see see.

祝：shanbo, If life deceives you, don't be sad, do not impatient! believe me. Everything is rapidly, everything will pass, But the past of, will become a kind of memory.

梁：FUCK you。 I’ll kill you! I will kill you in America!

祝: America? You can come to America? Hahahaha your English is so terrible

旁：liangshanbo can’t face the reality what zhuyingtai give up him,and in order to kill zhuyingtai, he decided to improve their Enlish and went to American.everyday he always remind heself that he he have a dream.。

梁：today, my friends, even though we face the difficulties of today and tomorrow, I still have a dream. It is a dream deeply rooted in the American dream. I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and lives out the true meaning of its creed: We hold these truths to be self-evident; that all men are created equal. I have a dream that one day I will kill Zhu Yingtai right in America. It is a dream that deeply rooted in my heart. In my heart.

旁：a year later,liangshanbo found zhuyingtai in American

梁: Zhu Yingtai, long time no see, do you still know that who I am. I’m here to kill you.

祝: Liang….shanbo. Oh, Wencai. He is crazy. He will kill me.

M: You! Get out of here.

梁: You! Get out of here!

马: OK you are stronger than me. I get out of here now!

祝: Please don’t go. Just stay, please. He’ll kill me.

马: I know! But if I stay, he’ll kill me by the way..

祝: You told me you were good at 葵花宝典?

马: Sorry, I’m not good at 葵花宝典. I’m just good at 新华字典

。

祝: Oh, you are a big liar. Just get out of here!! (to Liang Shanbo) Oh, darling, you must kill me?

梁: Yes, I have to. Because I hate you more than I can say.

祝: When we were young, we listened to the MP3, you said you’d love me forever. Don’t kill me, ok? Shanbo.

.

梁: No way! Wherever you go, whatever you say, I’ll kill you. I only know I was born to love you or to kill you. Now I can’t love you, the only choice is to kill you.

祝: Once upon a time, there was a true love in front of me, I didn’t cherish it. If I was to meet him again, I wish to say I love you. If you would ask me how long I would love him, I should say ten thousand years. That man is you, The only man I love in this wild world is you. Only you.(sing)

梁: you must be kidding me

祝: Please believe in me, you know I love you. I love you just like laoshu ai dami. I want to marry you.\

梁: Really?

祝: Oh, of course. Please don’t kill me!!!!

梁: To kill or not to kill is a question.my god. Who can tell me?

四人英语小品剧本篇三：四人英语小品剧本

小红帽

Little Red Riding Hood

第一场：Little Red Riding Hood家

Mum： (妈妈拿着一个篮子，把桌子上的水果放在篮子里）

Little Red Riding Hood:(唱着歌，欢快地跑进来）Hi,mummy, what are you doing?

Mum： （一边把水果放在篮子里，心事重重地说）Grandma is ill. Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma. Take them to Grandma.

Little Red Riding Hood：（边提起篮子，边点头说）Ok!

Mum： （亲切地看着Little Red Riding Hood说） Be good. Be careful. Little Red Riding Hood： Yes ,mummy．Goodbye, mummy.

Mum： Bye-bye. Darling.

第二场：在路上

(一阵轻快的音乐由远而近，Little Red Riding Hood挎着篮子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁)

Little Red Riding Hood： Wow！Flowers, how beautiful! （放下篮子采花）One flower ,two flowers, three flowers.

Wolf：（wolf大步地走上台）I am wolf. I am hungry. (做找东西状,东张西望) Here is a little red riding hood. Hi! Little Red Riding Hood. Where are you going? (做狡猾的样子和Little Red Riding Hood打招呼)

Little Red Riding Hood：(手摸辫子，天真地回答)To Grandma’s．Grandma is ill. Wolf：（自言自语）I' ll eat Grandma. But……（对Little Red Riding Hood说）Hey, look! 6 little baby ducks.

Little Red Riding Hood：(和6只鸭子随着音乐翩翩起舞)

Wolf：（悄悄地藏到大树后）

Little Red Riding Hood：（停止跳舞）Hello! Baby ducks，how are you? Six Ducks：We’ re fine．Thank you． Where are you going?

Little Red Riding Hood：To Grandma’s．Oh, I must go, bye.

Six Ducks：Goodbye．

第三场：Grandma家

Grandma： （喘着气出场，颤颤悠悠地走到床前，吃力地坐到床边，喘了几口，打几个哈欠，慢吞吞地躺倒在床上。）

Wolf：（从树后出来，边走边说）I am very hungry now. (做找寻的样子)Where is Grandma’ s house? (高兴地对观众说)Aha , it’s here.(敲门)Bang, Bang, Bang．

Grandma： Who is it？

Wolf：（装出Little Red Riding Hood的声音，一边得意地摇动尾巴，一边说）It’s me. Little Red Riding Hood.

Grandma： (边说边起床) Come in, come in.

Wolf：(得意洋洋地走到床边) Grandma , I’ll eat you.

Grandma： （惊慌失措地抓紧衣服，瞪着眼睛，边叫迫从床上滚到地上） 灰狼把外婆吞到了肚子里。

Wolf：（得意地拍拍肚子，翘起大拇指）Yummy！I’ll sleep.

Little Red Riding Hood：(高兴地敲门)Grandma．Grandma．

Wolf：(装扮成Grandma的声音) Who is it？

Little Red Riding Hood：It’s me。Little Red Riding Hood. What a strange noise! Wolf：Come in， Come in.

Little Red Riding Hood：(蹦跳着进来，把篮子放在桌子上，走到床前一看，跳回几步)Oh! What are big ears!

Wolf：I can listen to your sweet voice.

Little Red Riding Hood：Wow! What a big eyes!

Wolf：I can see you pretty face.

Little Red Riding Hood：Oh! What a big hand.

Wolf：I can hug you.

Little Red Riding Hood：（跪在床前，拉起Wolf的手，边摸边说）Look! What a big hands?

Wolf：(从床上跳起来说)I can eat you!

Little Red Riding Hood：(拼命地跑)Oh！No! No!

Wolf：（追到Little Red Riding Hood，做吃状，拍拍肚子说）It’s delicious. I still sleep. I like sleeping.

Hunter： (一边拿着枪，一边做寻找状出场)Where’s the wolf? Look! A door．(推门)The wolf is sleeping.

Wolf：(发出呼呼的响声)

Hunter： (端起枪想打，又放下)What a big stomach! (摸摸Wolf的肚子)Grandma and Little Red Riding Hood are inside .I must be hurry．(从桌子上拿起剪刀，举起) Look! Scissors. (做剪Wolf的肚子)Cut, cut, cut.

Little Red Riding Hood/Grandma：Thank you．

Hunter： Grandma ,give me some needles and thread． Little Riding Hood ,Give me some stones．

Grandma： (从桌子上拿来针线)

Little Red Riding Hood：(搬来几个石头)One, two, three.

Hunter： (把小石头装进Wolf的衣服里)

Grandma： I'll thread it.

Hunter： (拿起枪)Woke up!

Wolf：(起床，两手托着大肚子)My stomach is so heavy.

Hunter： You big bad wolf, raise your arms!

Wolf：(边跑边说) Help! Don’t shot me!

Hunter： （开枪）Bang, bang!

Wolf： (应声倒下)

Hunter： The bad wolf is dead．

Little Red Riding Hood和Grandma：Yeah! Thank you．

大话西游

Big words of western tour （大话西游）

Chapter 1

Site：The wedding

Characters:牛魔王 、至尊宝、紫霞、小妖

Aside: The story begins with a wedding. The Bull King is going to have a concubine.

牛：Today is my wedding. I am going to have a concubine. Ha ha ha „„.

妖：Concubine? Dose your wife agree to it?

牛：Oh! She is not lovely anymore. She’s right now at the Flame Mountain. She can do nothing about it!

(至尊宝从后台走入人群中)

牛：Let me introduce my brother to you! My bro!

Come here! This is my brother.

(牛深情地转向紫霞)

牛：Zixia, listen to me. I think I ‘ve fallen in love with you once I know you. I want to show my sincerity. So I request you to marry me in front of my bros. This Pandora’s Box is my gift to you. I hope you would say yes.

妖：I object!

牛：What?

妖：Zixia has a means to test her lover. If you can pass it, I will shout up!

至：What’s this? Really?

妖：This test is that she would marry the guy who can make her Magic Sword go out of the scabbard.

(剑从至的怀中落下)

妖：Magic Sword?

牛：Let me do this!

(紫跑出，拾剑)

紫：It’s not true! It’s just a joke. It is still meaningless even if you can put it out!

(紫跑下)

妖：King, Iron Fan Princess has come.

牛：Aaa„„

(牛惊慌地跑下)

Aside: The monkey king leaves the front hall, running to back garden……

Chapter 2

Site: Bull King’s back garden

Characters: 至尊宝、紫霞

（至跑过来，突然看到紫独自坐在台阶上，于是走过来）

至：Why are you hiding here?

(紫抽剑，指向至。两人定格，至走出来，独白)

至：At this time, the blade is really close to me, 0.01 cm I think. But after a short period of time, 0.01 second I think, the owner of the sword will fall for me whole-heartedly. Because I’ve decided to tell lies, I’ve told many lies in my life, but I think it is the most wonderful lie!

紫：I’ll kill you if you come closer!

至：You should kill me! Kill me! I’d found my best love, but I didn’t treasure her. I left regretful after that. It’s the ultimate pain in the world. Just cut my throat, please don’t hesitate! If God can give me a chance, I will tell her there words. “I love you”. If God wants to give a time limit, I’ll say this love will last 10 thousand years!

（紫长叹，抛剑，拾剑，抱剑）

紫：What can you tell your wife?

至：I have to tell her the truth. So I must get the Pandora’s Box back. Then go back with you and explain everything. But I hate myself that I can’t get the box back. I „„

紫：I help you!

至：No, it’s dangerous!

紫：You don’t want to?

至：I do! But „„

紫：I trust you! I’ll get the Pandora’s Box back tonight. Wait for me here at midnight.

(猪喊)

至：Let me do something to my boss first. See you tonight.

（依依不舍）

Aside: The night ……

Chapter 3

Site: Dungeon

Characters: 至尊宝、猪八戒、沙僧、唐僧

猪和沙：Master, master

(两人同时悄声说)

猪：We come to save you.

沙：We come to bring you out.

唐：I won’t go.

猪和沙：Stay here? Why?

唐：There’re full of obstacles in the way of getting scriptures. This is because we’re not united enough. So we let the devils do bad to us. That’s fine. This prison has no difference with the

四人英语小品剧本篇四：英语搞笑话剧剧本(四人)

甲:Hello,every one, have you ever seen the movie<Avatar>? Yeah, you are right, I'm the director-- Cameron Diaz, applaud , thank you....Recently, I will direct a new movie called < Avatar 2 >, today, there will be a audition and I will select three actresses who can get the chance to perform in this film with famous actress---Anne Hathaway,OK, let's begin. At first , talent show, number one, let's welcome.

乙:(风情万种,妖娆妩媚地走进来,给观众一个飞

吻):oh,honey,dear,sweet,darling director, the most beautiful charming, sexy girl is coming , every body knows me, right? Yeah, I'm Nicole Kidman, open your eyes as big as you can and hold your breath, there will be a unique, fantastic dance show for you, I believe that all of you will be crazy about it ,(打个响指) come some music.(搞笑舞,自由发挥). (跳完,鞠躬,向观众谢幕), thank you,(面向导演), honey, is it a wonderful performance?

甲:(作目瞪口呆状),

乙:(在甲眼前晃手),oh, darling, are you Ok?

甲:eh...my god, have you use some stimulant drugs this morning, you make my nerves nervous. Get out , next one.

乙:oh no ...sweet ,you break my heart...(掩面离去)

丙:oh it seems to be serious. God bless me(画个十字架,镇定地走到甲面前,伸出手), nice to meet you, director.

甲:(与之握手),nice to meet you too,so, introduce yourself please.

丙:I'm Celine Dion, you know, I don't have too many

achievements, I just won five Grammy awards, 12 World Music Awards, 7 American Music Awards , 21 Juno Awards and(做沉思状) oh, I forget it , a Oscar Award, (同学鼓掌,乙作安抚状),oh, calm down, calm down,it's just a piece of cake for me ,you know, I....

甲:ok ,stop, time is limited, just begin

丙:OK!!! I'll use my first signature song to conquer you --my heart will go on, just enjoy it.

near, far, wherever you are

i believe that the heart does go on

once more, you opened the door(甲stop stop,丙不理,继续作深情状)

and you're here in my heart,

and my heart will go on and on.

甲:guard ,guard,help,drag this mad woman out.

Oh, I'm dying,hope the next one will give me a surprise 丁:(对着乙的背影,沉思状)to be,or not to be,it's a

question!(走到甲面前牵起她的手做亲吻状),I'm glad to see you,my dear princess.

甲(做娇羞状):oh, it's really a big surprise,so what's your name?

丁:My name? Oh, wait a minute. Do you know Trish Regan?(甲,白痴的摇头),eh..,it's ok,then how about Robin Meade?(摇头),and Melissa Theuriau?(摇头),(丁,情绪激动),you know nothing, how can you sit in here.

甲(指门,气愤状),you you you.....

丁:ok ok, it doesn't matter, you needn't learn about them, but you must know me, the most famous hostess who will catch up with those person and become the greatest poet---oprah! 甲:I don't care who you are, just show me your talent.

丁:ok ,listen,one poem,I have had found my best love, but I didn’t treasure her. When I lost her, I regret. It’s the most pain in the world. If God can give me another chance, I will say there words to her “I love you”!

甲(起鸡皮疙瘩状):oh, I can't stand, show you the door,

丁(转身离开,继续台词):If there is a time limit, I hope, it is (回头,对甲)10 thousand years.

甲:oh, it's really a terrible ,awful, horrible day,why it is such difficult to find an excellent actress.Oh, I'm dying,you three, come here,

三人跑进来,乙妩媚状:honey, you like my dance,right? 丙镇静状:director,you like my singing,right?

丁深情状:princess,you like my poet,right?

三人同声:we are past,right?

甲:eh..Thank you for your eh..Wonderful performance,but,I'm sorry to tell you ....(接电话) What? Nobody comes here except they three,oh...god.(挂电话,低头),you three,(抬头),pass!

三人欢呼,说:we make it,we are superstar!

乙(甜蜜状):that's very sweet of you,we love you so much(飞个吻)

甲:you know, you are not good enough now, but I'm look forward

to your progress.Do you have confidence? 三人齐答:yes,we do!

甲伸手,三人搭上,同声,fight,fight,fight!

四人英语小品剧本篇五：四人英语话剧剧本

四人英语话剧剧本-The Rolling Orange

The Rolling Orange讲述桔子的故事。一天早上，桔子一家醒来，发现人们开着卡车，搬着梯子，来摘桔子了，快来看看他们的命运如何吧。Tom: Father Orange Klye: Mother OrangeWallis: Older Sister Orange Jessie: Little Brother Orange

Father Orange: He is a middle-aged, considerate, and thoughtful man.

Mother Orange: She is a younger and more youthful woman than Father. She is also very optimistic. Older Sister Orange: She is young , energetic, and competitive .Little Brother Orange: He is the youngest and, therefore, a little spoiled.场景一：果园

One Morning in an Orange Orchard.

(Today is a sunny day . An orange family is discussing nervously about something on an orange tree in an orchard. )

Father: I was awakened early this morning by the sound of trucks in the field (yawning). Mother: Well, it wasn’t the first time to be like this.

Sister: A whole bunch of strange men was brought in by trucks. Brother: That really scared me. They got out and started to climb up ladders.

Sister: (Afraid suddenly) Oh! My friends were grabbed and put into large bags. I could hear them yell for help.

Father: Hey! We shouldn’t look at them; otherwise, they’ll notice us.

Mother: But it’s useless.

Sister: Oh, God! We’re discovered!

Brother: Oh! We’re being grabbed and pulled from our branches. What will we do for food and water?

Sister: It will be so uncomfortable going to town in that bag with a lot of strangers. Mother: Well, we’ll just have to do our best.

Father: Yeah!

SCENE II

On a Fruit Stand.

(After having been on the road in a bag for half an hour, they are placed on a fruit stand. ) Sister: Gee! This place is so cold and desolate. I wish we had our friends here on this stand (looks at the opposite fruit stall).

Brother: I tried to make friends with these people on our way here, but everyone looked pretty uncomfortable and scared.

(Suddenly)

Sister: Oh! Mother! How could they do that?

Mother: What are you talking about?

Brother: I know what she’s talking about (Brother turns to look).

Father: What did you see?

Sister: My friends were cut up and eaten. How could they do that? I’m so scared.Father: Now, children, be calm.

Mother: Sh~ Someone’s coming.

Father: Try to be quiet.

Sister: I don’t want to be taken away.

Brother: Oh! My friend’s being taken away.

Sister: Your friend looks so fat.

Mother: If we look sour, maybe we won’t be taken away.

Brother: That’s a bright idea. But how could we look sour?

Mother: Now, children, stop being scared and calm down.

Father: Oh! No! I’m being looked at.

Mother: I told you not to eat so much. Now you look so fat and juicy.

(Father is being taken away.)

Brother: Oh, no, Dad!

Father: (Sadly) Good bye, children.

Sister: Oh! Dad’s being put into the basket and taken away. Mother: Oh, no!

Brother: Stop that. Our father can’t be taken away.

Mother: Look, he’s being bagged and put into a cart.

Sister: Hey! The cart’s wheels are going out of the store. Brother: A car’s pulling up.

Mother: Oh, no! His bag is being picked up.

Sister: But it’s breaking. And Dad’s falling out.

Brother: Dad’s rolling away.

All: (Jumping up and down cheering) ROLL! ROLL! He’s getting away. Sister & Brother: Yip! Yip! Hurray for Dad!

Mother: Oh! Thank God.

四人英语小品剧本篇六：搞笑英语话剧剧本

四人英语小品剧本篇七：英语小品

Susan很苗条，Cathy很胖，她们是好朋友，不过却都羡慕对方……

This story is about two good friends Cathy and Susan. Cathy is a very thin girl; on the other hand, Susan is a very heavy girl. Therefore Cathy and Susan want to change themselves.

Scene I

(Cathy and Susan encounter each other on a street.)

Cathy: Hello, Susan. How are you?

Susan: I’m not doing well.

Cathy: Why not?

Susan: I’m too fat. I want to lose some weights.

Cathy: Really? But I want to become fat.

Susan: Are you crazy? Being fat is a terrible thing. Look at me. My abdomen looks like a swimming belt. It is so ugly.

(Cathy touches Susan’s abdomen.)

Cathy: But it is tender and makes me feel content.

Susan: You’re so kind. Your words make me happy.

Cathy: I’m serious, no kidding.

Susan: God! (Touches her own forehead and sigh)

Why are you not me and I am not you?

(Susan seems to intend doing something.)

Susan: We don’t like our figures and want to change ourselves, we can work hard together. Cathy: It sounds good. I can help you and you can help me. That’s wonderful. (Saying loudly) Susan: We begin planning right away.

Cathy: Uh! Let’s go.

Scene II

(Firstly Cathy brings Susan to a famous store named Trust me.)

Servant: Welcome! Do you want to take part in our class?

Cathy: Yes! We will.

Servant: Ok!

Susan: Why do you take me here?

Cathy: I see that “Trust me, you can make it” commercial on TV. It looks great. So I want to trust it and help you become thinner.

Susan: Oh…! Why do you also particular in?

Cathy: Because we are good friends, we should do it together. (Ha! Ha!)

(After several days)

Susan: Why? It’s no use to me, but you become much thinner. (Crying)

Cathy: I don’t want it, too. (Crying)

(The two girls are very angry to look the servant.)

Servant: It’s not my fault. (She escapes from the store.)

Scene III

(Later, Susan takes Cathy to McDonalds.)

Cathy: McDonalds?

Susan: Fast food has high calories. It is the best food to make you fat.

Clerk: May I help you?

Susan: I want to order four hamburgers, ten drumsticks, five french fries and two cokes. Clerk: What??

Cathy: Sorry, give us a minute. (Talks to the waiter)

(Cathy pulls Susan’s arm and moves to the side.)

Cathy: I can’t eat all of them.

Susan: The food is not just for you.

Cathy: Don’t you want to be thin?

Susan: Yes.

Cathy: You can’t eat them, because they will make you fat.

Susan: But I can’t oppose the attraction.

(Cathy gives Susan a look.)

Susan: Let me think.

(Suddenly, an angel and an evil appear.)

Evil: You can eat it. Anyway, you have time to lose weight.

Angel: If you eat them now, you would do the same thing next time. You will not lose any weight.

Evil: Listen to me. I’m right.

Angel: No, he’s wrong.

(Evil begins to fight against the angel.)

Susan: Enough! Go away! (Yells to the evil and the angel)

Cathy: Are you OK?

Susan: Uh! I decide to eat today.

Cathy: OK!

Susan: I want to order the same food that I ordered before.

Clerk: OK! Please wait a minute.

(They sit down and begin to eat.)

Cathy: Um…It’s so greasy. Do I have to eat this?

Susan: Yes, you must eat it. I can help you. (Susan takes food to stuff Cathy’s mouth.) Poor girl!!!

Scene IV

(Angel and Evil appear again.)

Angel: Are you sure it’s good for her?

Evil: If you don’t believe me, you could see the result later.

Angel: I hope you are right.

(Several weeks later, they walk along the street.)

Susan: I’m so hungry. I want to eat.

Cathy: I’m so full. I want to vomit.

(They hug each other and cry loudly.)

Cathy: I don’t want to be fat.

Susan: I don’t want to be thin. (They say it at the same time.)

(Angel takes the evil that is rope appears.)

Angel: You use the wrong way to achieve your purposes. You need to ask a professional nutritionist.

Cathy and Susan: So…! (They look at each other with some special meaning, and then catch the angel’s leg.)

Cathy and Susan: You must know some shortcut to help us.

Cathy and Susan: We won’t let you go until you help us.

Angel: Oh, god!!

(Cathy and Susan chase the angel. The evil stays there.)

Evil: What has happened? (Shrug)

5人英语话剧剧本中英对照The Fox and the Tiger（狐假虎威） ，《狐假虎威》是一则流传了千余年的寓言故事。狐狸假借老虎的威势。比喻依仗别人的势力欺压人。用表演来诠释狐假虎威的含义。 Tiger: I’m a great tiger. I’m very athletic. I’m very brave. I’m the king of the forest.But now I’m very hungry. I must find a little food. Oh, there’s nothing here. Oh, I’m very hungry. (Sleep soundly) 老虎： 我是一只伟大的老虎。 我非常强壮。 我是非常勇敢的。 我是森林的国王。但现在我非常饿。 我必须发现些食物。噢，我好饿。 (酣然昏眠)

Fox: I’m a fox. You can see, I’m pretty and lovely. I’m good at cheating and telling lies. Just now I cheated a crew out of a piece of meat. Mm, Mm, Mm. How delicious it is!

狐狸： 我是狐狸。 您能看出来，我是俏丽和可爱的。 我是擅长于欺诈和识破谎言。 我刚才欺诈了乘员组在肉片外面。 啊啊啊。 它多么可口啊!

Tiger: Ah, a fox. A good meal. Ah, a good meal.

老虎：Ah，一只狐狸。 一顿好午餐。 Ah，一顿好午餐。

Fox: Oh, my God! What should I do? Yes, I have a good idea. Yes, a good idea. Hello! Tiger sister! How are you?

狐狸： 噢，我的上帝! 我该怎么办? 是，我有一个好想法。 是，一个好想法。 你好! 老虎姐妹! 你

好吗?

Tiger: Not so good. I’m very hungry now. I want to eat you.

老虎： 不那么好。 我现在非常饿。 我想要吃您。

Fox: Oh, my dear! I’m the king of the forest! You can not eat me

狐狸： 噢，我亲爱！我是森林的国王！你不能吃我！

（老虎装作疑惑）

Fox: If you don’t believe me, just follow me and see who is the king of the forest.

狐狸： 如果您不相信我，跟我看看谁是才是森林的国王。

Tiger: Ok. Let’s go.

老虎： 好。 我们去。

Rabbit: I’m a rabbit. I like to eat a Carrot. Ah, a big Carrot.

兔子： 我是兔子。 我喜欢吃胡萝卜。Ah，一个大胡萝卜。

Bird: I’m a bird.

鸟： 我是鸟。

Rabbit: Hi!

兔子： 喂!

Bird: Hi! What are you doing, Miss Rabbit? Can I help you?

鸟： 喂! 干嘛呢， Rabbit小姐？ 我可以帮助您吗？

Rabbit: Yes, please.

兔子： 是的。

Frog: I’m a frog. Hello! What are you doing? What can I do for you?

青蛙： 我是青蛙。 你好! 您在这里做着什么？ 我可以为您做什么？

Rabbit: Yes, come on!

兔子： 是，来吧!

Frog : Ok! I’m coming!

青蛙： 好! 我来拉!

Fox: Hello, Frog!

狐狸： 你好，青蛙!

Frog: Hi, Fox. Oh, a tiger! (run away)

青蛙： 喂，狐狸。 噢，老虎! (跑掉)

Fox: Hello, Bird!

狐狸： 你好，鸟!

Bird: Hi, Fox. Oh, a tiger! (run away)

鸟： 喂，狐狸。 噢，老虎! (跑掉)

Fox: Hello, Rabbit!

狐狸： 你好，兔子!

Rabbit: Hi, Fox. Oh, a tiger! (run away)

兔子： 喂，狐狸。 噢，老虎! (跑掉)

Fox: Tiger, Now, you see. I’m very athletic.! They all run away!

狐狸： 老虎，现在，您看见。 我太强大了! 他们全都跑掉!

Tiger: Yes, you are right. I’m very sorry. That’s all right.you are the king.

老虎： 是，您是对的。 我非常抱歉。对的，你才是国王。

Fox: Wa! There is a big Carrot. Now, the Carrot belongs to me.

狐狸： Wa! 有一个大胡萝卜。 现在，胡萝卜属于我。

A Frog In The Well

角色： F: Frog T: Turtle

道具：青蛙和乌龟头饰，一只纸箱子或大塑料盆当井，一跟绳子。

[有一口井里住着一只青蛙，每天守望着井口上的一片天空，感叹世界那么小，还是自己的家大。] F: I’m a happy frog. I like the well(井). Because my home is so big. I can jump and swim freely(自由地).

四人英语小品剧本篇八：四人英语短剧

公园记（四人课堂话剧）

A(衣衫褴褛） B（衣着光鲜） C小花 E椅子 F新闻记者

B坐在E上吃东西，A一乞丐上前。

A：先生，先生，请给我些面包，谢谢，我饿得不行了。

B：（厌恶）让开，让开。（然后便起身离开，这时他的钱包掉到E上头了） A：先生，先生。（A看见后，立即拾起，追上了走远的B）

B：让开，让开啊，我没吃的了，也没钱了。（看也不看A，仍自顾自地走了） C：他真愚蠢啊

A：可„„先生„„您听我说„„（仍拉着B衣服的后摆）

B：挖，你这人怎么这么讨厌！（还是没有回头看A一眼）

C：椅子啊，你会不会觉得刚刚坐在你身上的人特愚蠢？

E：唉，人总是这么愚蠢啊~~~~

与此同时A与B还在纠缠，这时E终于隐忍不住爆发了。

E：先生！你的钱包丢了！你怎么这么傻啊。

A与B同时回头，看见了那会说话的椅子E，吓昏过去了。这一幕恰巧被经过的F看见了。于是F就报道了这一事件。

F：大家好，我是新闻记者F，今天我看见了一个奇异的现象，一个椅子说话了，两个人被吓昏了，下面我将采访一下被吓昏的两个人。

B：哦，上帝，哦，妈妈。

F：这个人傻了，我们不鸟他了，下面我采访一下另一个人吧，请问你为什么不告诉他，他的钱包丢了？

A：对不起，我不知道“钱包”这个单词怎么讲„„

F：通过这一事件，我们可以认识到，掌握一门外语的重要性，以及金钱给人类带来的影响。是吗，椅子？

E：是啊，是啊。（E傻傻地拼命点头）

C：唉，人可真愚蠢，椅子也被他们弄傻了。

A:Sir,sir,please give me a piece of bread.thank you,sir.I'm hungry to die.

B:Get away,get away,dirty man.

A:Sir,sir!!

B:Run away,please run away.I have no food,and I don't have money,eitherC:Hey,xiao D,he is so foolish,isn't he?

A:But....sir....please listen to me.....

B:Wa,why are you so disgusting!!

C:Hey,chair,do you feel the man sat on you a moment ago is very stupid.E:Ai,pretty flower,do you know,men are always very silly.

E:Sir!you lost your wallet!Can't you be more clever?

F:Good morning,everybody.I'm a jonrnist F. Today I saw a very weird thing--a chair open her mouth,and two men are frightened to faint. Now,I will intenview the two nozzy man.

B:Wo,my god,wo,my,mum.

F:I'm sorry to tell you this man has been mad.We needn't take notice of him.Let me interview the other man,Hello,man,can you tell men why didn't you tell him he lost his wallet?

A:I'm sorry,I don't know how to speak "钱包" in english......

F:Dear audience,through this thing we can learn that how improtant it is to mastery a foreign language,and how lagre the money affect us. Is that all right,chair?

E:Yes,yes.

C:Ai,men is so silly.

四人英语小品剧本篇九：英语小品

对白：几年前来中国的外国老师有来到中国执教了，今天她想去逛一下超市，顺便看一下中国的变化。

Vicky: Wow! The city has changed a lot. The flowers are beautiful. The buildings are so high. I want to buy a new skirt for my brother.

独白：Vicky外国老师来到了佳乐家超市，进入了卖裙子专区。

Vicky: Hello!

卖家：How do you do?

Vicky: How do you do? I want to buy this skirt.

卖家：（赞扬的表情）This skirt is so beautiful. You must buy it for yourself.

Vicky: No, no, no. I buy it for my brother as present.

卖家：（大笑）哪里会有卖男士裙子的？哈哈哈哈哈哈，还有男的穿裙子啊？？！！哈哈哈哈哈

Vicky: No, I’m from Scotland. In my hometown, men have skirts in festivals.

卖家：（恍然大悟状）哦，在春晚上，小沈阳就是穿的苏格兰裙子的。Oh，I see.

Vicky: That’s it.

独白：Vicky 仔细端详了一下裙子

Vicky：This one is great. I’ll buy it. How much is it?

卖家：Five hundred. (卖家包装裙子)This is your skirt and it’s our gift. Welcome to China.

独白：经过一上午的购物，到了午饭的时间，Vicky 决定去吃当地的小吃。Vicky 外国老师来到了一处卖我烤肉串的地方。

Vicky (指着一串烤肉)：How much?

店主：哇，来了块大肥肉啊，这老外不知道价格，我要狠狠的宰她一下，哈哈哈（窃喜） Vicky: How much? (动作：伸出一根手指头)

店主： Five Yuan.

Vicky: 别人家（动作：指向别的店铺） Two Yuan. You Five Yuan. It’s expensive. 不公平。（用外国人的口音说）

店主：（小声说）（惊奇的表情）这老外居然还懂点汉语啊。

This is my dad’s dad’s dad’s dad’s 烤肉秘方，Delicious , this is delicious very much.. 这烤肉千里飘香，吃一口保准你想再来一口。

Vicky: Really?? 真的么？？ Deal

店主 包装食品

A few minutes later

独白： Vicky老师捂着肚子，脸色发黄，她回来找店主了。

喜羊羊与灰太狼 主题曲伴奏开始

Vicky 老师唱： 别看我是个老外，我就是一直肥羊，店主是一只灰太狼。

Lilei：(对Vicky 说)I’m a primary school student. What’s wrong with you?

Vicky: I bought the meat, but it makes me sick. I have called a friend to help me. She is going to come here. (做打电话状)

Lilei：（对店主说）我已经看到事情的经过了，你怎么能卖的一样的东西却比别人的贵呢？？而且还有质量问题，这不是丢我们国人的脸么？

店主：（作自夸状） 我经营烤肉店数十载，历史悠久，味道独特，当然价格要贵了，还用得着你这个小娃娃来教育我么？？！！

独白： Vicky的朋友来了（The friend comes）.

Lilei：（惊讶表情）Miss Hou, It’s you!

Miss Hou: (惊讶表情) Lilei，What are you doing here?

Vicky: You know each other?

Miss Hou: (微笑)（对着Vicky说）He is my student.

(对lilei说) This is our new teacher.

Lilei：我本来要去图书馆的，但是我刚才看到了卖烤肉的店主卖坏的烤肉给这位老师。 Miss Hou: (对店主说) How can you do that? 你怎么能做这样的事呢？怎么可以欺骗我们的外国友人呢？

店主 低头，作反思表情

Miss Hou: (对lilei说)You are honest. I take pride of you.

店主：(道歉，悔恨的说) I’m sorry about that. I shouldn’t ask a high price for you. I will refund the money. I’m also sorry about the meat. I would like to undertake your lose.

Vicky: (原谅的表情) I accept your apology. I also feel your honesty.

独白： 店主真诚的向Vicky 老师道歉了，Vicky老师也接受了道歉，同时lilei也发扬了我们中华民族诚信的美德，值得我们大家学习。

Miss Hou, Vicky, lilei鼓掌赞扬店主知错能改。

四人英语小品剧本篇十：四人英语短剧

相关热词搜索：四人搞笑英语小品剧本 四人小品剧本搞笑 四人搞笑小品短剧本