英语双人剧本

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英语双人剧本篇一：英语二人剧本

搞笑英语话剧剧本《 荆珂刺秦王》

旁白(Aside )/介绍（Introduction）： Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman剑客 and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth.

Action I

太子丹（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (画外音：It’s you, Prince Dan! 太子丹高兴状) Thank u mirror! （面对观众） I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? (向幕里大叫) Where is my minister?

阿三(毕恭毕敬) : Honey, I am coming.

太子丹：I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”!

阿三：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~（作杀状）

太子：Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent!（二十一世纪最需要的是什么，人才！然后拍阿三肩膀，做赞许状） Good idea! But who is the right candidate?

阿三：After screening I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world.

太子：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK?

阿三：Yes.

Action II

（《十面埋伏》中刘德华&金成武决斗时的音乐）

荆轲

Are you Li mochou?

李莫愁

Yes.

荆轲

OK. I’m Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers’ world.

李莫愁

Are you challenging me?

荆轲

Off course! 耸耸肩表示同意

李莫愁

Come on!

音乐起

两人冲上前来

“人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍死你啊，两刀砍死你啊。。。。”

李莫愁倒地

荆轲大笑

李莫愁痛苦状：What happened? Why aren’t you hurt?

荆轲: We don't need any reason to win a person. Don't we? Do we? （赢一个人需要理由么，不需要么，需要么？）

李莫愁：Momma always said: "Life is like a box of chocolates, Mochou. You never know what

you're gonna get." I got it, Momma is right.

荆轲再次大笑

太子丹上（抱拳）：How are you?

荆柯：Fine, thank you, and you?

太子丹：Oh my God! Could you give me an innovative answer to “How are you”?

荆柯：Sure!

太子丹：How are you?

荆柯：Fine, thank you, and your wife?

太子丹晕倒

荆柯：Hey, man, I’m kidding!

太子丹：Oh, I’m kidding too!（毕恭毕敬）May I have your name card, please?

荆轲从兜里掏出一卷纸，上面写着：

To be or not to be, that's a question.

阿三：Hero，we need your help.

荆柯：I am busy now!

太子丹：You can get a lot of money.

荆柯：I am very busy now!

阿三：IC, ID, IQ card?

荆柯：I am very very busy now!

阿三(手指上场的美女，激动状): Look! She is the most beautiful girl in the world. If you say O.K., she is yours.

荆柯（流口水）：I have to say she is a very sexy and beautiful girl, but TCM is my only love!

阿三：What? What’s the TCM?

荆柯; Hey, guy! You look so smart but why you didn’t know TCM? Any of them can give you the answer.

阿三：Excuse me? What’s the TCM?

观众甲：TCM - Traditional Chinese MM .

太子丹：I must show you the trump card. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Lipton Slimming tea. It is a brand new product of Unilever China.

荆柯（激动）：Slimming减食疗法 tea! I have dreamed of it for thousands of times. My wife always threatens to leave me if I couldn’t reduce my weight.

阿三：You want? Speak up if you want! Why do you keep silent? Why are you looking at me? Although your eyes are full of sincerity, I’m very glad, you still have to speak up. Take it! Do you really like? Really?你不是真的想要吧？难道你真的想要吗„„

荆柯(诚恳状) Just tell me what should I do? I will do anything for you.

太子丹与阿三（撞胯，击掌）Yeah!

Action Ш

（《大话西游》主题曲响起）

荆珂挽着妻子，太子丹,阿三在后.

阿三：Hero, we have already reached Yishui River.

荆珂：Just stop here, please. Farewell, my friends

太子丹：I will miss you, baby.

（太子丹，阿三下。停顿。《泰坦尼克号》主题曲起，荆轲与妻子做Jack和rose在船头的经典造型，忽然荆轲看到一个美女——此时一个中国古典美女经过，向荆轲抛媚眼，并抛下定情手绢。荆轲高兴的盯着美女看，妻子发觉不对，扭过头来。）

荆珂（急忙收敛）：Darling, I love you.

妻子：I love you! You mean more to me than anything in this whole world!（《肖申克的救赎》）

荆珂(流泪) ：I love you more. In spite of you and me and the whole silly world going to pieces around us, I love you. (哪怕是世界末日我都会爱着你，选自《飘》)

妻子：Well. Be a man, just do it! I will be right here waiting for you.

荆珂（欲走还留，执子之手又曰）：Sweetheart! You must do me this honor... promise me you will survive... that you will never give up... no matter what happens... no matter how hopeless...

英语双人剧本篇二：Lost Dog——二人英语剧本

Scene I

Doctor looked dejected and dismayed, drinking alone in a restaurant. Then, the patient came in, sat beside her.

P (said in a warm, deep voice): Oh, doctor, it’s glad to see you here. I went to the clinic to see you but the nurse told me you had days off. (She stared at Daisy and asked) Why are you drinking in broad daylight? Is there anything bothering you?

D: Oh, Penny, I'm fine. (She sighed deeply and covered her face with her hands.)It is just my dog. She disappeared.

P: Oh, I am sorry to hear that. When did you find her disappear?

D: It was at last Friday night. I have been looking for her these days.

P: Have you ever been to the central park to find her?

D: Central park? No, the park is too big. It is impossible by my own.

P (said brightly): Ha. It’s alright. I can help you.

D: Wow, it is just so kind of you. Thank you!

P: How about seeing you in front of the fountain at 19:20?

D: OK, see you then.

Scene II

Doctor and the patient were in the central park. Quiet as the park was, nobody was there except the two.

D: Oh, Penny, I am sorry for bothering you at the moment.

P (managing to sound warm): It’s all right. You have helped me a lot. By the way, she is such a lovely dog. No one expects her to be hurt. Come on.

It was so dark. Daisy lost her bearing.

P (shouted): Daisy! Come here! I found her!

D (rushed to Penny): Oh, wait a minute. No. It cannot be my dog. I mean，they look alike, but I am sure that she is not my dog.

P: Oh, look at her. She is absolutely your dog.

D (Confused): Why? I know my dog.

P: How can you tell?

D: I just can. She has lived with me for years.

P: Do you have any way to try her?

D: Yes. (Daisy Picked up a spicy sausage and fed the dog) Well, (she said after a pause) nothing happened.

P (thrilled): So, what would happen if she were your dog?

D (Whispers mysteriously): After having the sausage, my dog will spin around and become a super-dog.

P (strangely excited): What kind of super power she has?

D: To heal the pain. She has helped me since I became a doctor.

P (amazed): Wow! So, she has been helping you to cure your patients for years!

D: Well, I cannot deny that she helps me a lot.

P: I am sorry. I can’t help you out. I am afraid that I must go now.

D: It’s all right. I really appreciate all that you did tonight. Thanks a lot. Bye~ P: Bye~

Scene III

Penny brought a spicy sausage with her and went back home. Daisy stalked her all the way. When Penny opened the door, Daisy found her dog was lying on the ground. Penny fed the dog carefully. Stimulated by the spicy sausage, the dog bit Penny on the right leg.

D (dialed 911): Hello sir, a woman stole my dog, please come to 118 Fifth Street.

D (rushed in and asked immediately): Are you okay?

P: Why are you here?

D: I stalked you all the way. I knew there is something wrong with you.

P: What? I don’t understand. (She waited a few seconds.)Why did she become crazy?

D: She just hates spicy food. She is not a super dog, but an average, normal dog. P: (frowned at Daisy.)Then why do you care her so much？

D: For me, she is a member of my family. That’s it.

P: (put her face in her palm) I am the idiot indeed

英语双人剧本篇三：英语剧本精选

小狮子找食物 （I Am Hungry）

角色：雄狮、小狮、小白兔、三只小熊、小松鼠、小女孩。

道具：雄狮、小狮、小白兔、三只小熊和小松鼠头套、红萝卜、三碗粥、花生一把、苹果一个。

Act 1

雄狮：（怒吼）Roar, roar!

I am the lion,

the king of the forest.

No one is stronger than me.

Roar, roar!

小狮：Daddy! I’m hungry.

雄狮：You are big now.

Be brave!

Go and find your own food.

小狮：But, I don’t know how.

雄狮：Do it like me.

Roar, roar! （怒吼）

小狮：（小声地）Roar, roar!

雄狮：Rush to the animals and bite them with your sharp teeth.（露出尖利的牙齿）

Go and do it now.

小狮：Yes, daddy.

Act 2

小白兔：（唱”Rabbit, Rabbit, Carrot Eater”）

Rabbit, rabbit, carrot eater.

He says there is nothing sweeter,

Than a carrot everyday,

Munch and crunch and run away.

小狮：Hi, rabbit! I am hungry.

Roar, roar!（小声地）

小白兔：Do you want some carrots?

小狮：Yes, please.

（小白兔递给小狮一根红萝卜）

小狮：Thank you.

小白兔：Carrots are the best food.

小狮：（吃了一口）Yuck! I don’t like it.

Anyway, thank you, rabbit.

（还红萝卜给小白兔）

小白兔：You are welcome.

（边跳边唱”Rabbit, Rabbit, Carrot Eater”

离开）

Act 3

三只小熊：（各拿着一碗粥，并唱着”Pease Porridge Hot”）

Pease porridge hot,

Pease porridge cold,

Pease porridge in the pot,

Nine days old.

Some like it hot,

Some like it cold,

Some like it in the pot,

Nine days old.

小狮：Hi, bears! I am hungry.

Roar, roar! （小声地）

小熊们：Do you want some porridge?

小狮：Yes, please.

（小熊递给小狮一碗粥）

小狮：Thank you.

小熊们：Porridge is the best food.

小狮：（吃了一口）Yuck! It’s too hot.

I don’t like it.

Anyway, thank you, bears.

（将粥还给小熊）

小熊：You are welcome.

（小熊们边走边唱”Pease Porridge Hot”离开）

Act 4

小松鼠：（唱着”Found a Peanut”）

Found a peanut.

Found a peanut.

Found a peanut just now.

Just now I found a peanut.

Found a peanut just now.

小狮：Hi, squirrel! I am hungry.

Roar, roar! （小声地）

小松鼠：Do you want some peanuts?

小狮：Yes, please.

（小松鼠递给小狮一些花生）

小狮：Thank you.

小松鼠：Peanut is the best food.

小狮：（吃了一颗）Yuck! It’s too hard.

I don’t like it.

Anyway, thank you, squirrel.

（将花生还给小松鼠）

小松鼠：You are welcome.

（边走边唱”Found a Peanut”离开）

Act 5

（小女孩边走边唱”Apple Round”）

小女孩：Apple round.

Apple red.

Apple juicy.

Apple sweet.

Apple apple I love you.

Apple sweet I love to eat.

小狮：Hi, little girl! I am hungry.

Roar, roar!

小女孩：Oh, a lion! Help! Help!

（苹果掉地上）

小狮：What is it?

（拿起来吃）

Mmm…, delicious!

I like it.

（小狮很高兴地边走边唱”Apple Round”回家）

男孩和他的树----中英文对照剧本

a boy and his tree

a long ago,there was a huge apple tree. a little boy love to come and play around it everyday.he climbed to the tree top,ate the apples,took a nap under the shadow…he loved the tree and the tree loved to play with him.time went by…the little boy had grown up and he no longer played around the tree everyday.

one day,the boy came back to the tree and he looked.

"come and play with me ,"the tree asked the boy .

"i am no longer a kid, i don’t play around trees anymore."the boy replied,

"i want toys.i need money to buy them."

"sorry,but i don’t have money…but you can pick all my apples and sell them.

so,you will have money."the boy was so excited .he grabbed all the apples

on the tree and left happily.the boy never came back after he picked the

apples.the tree was sad.

one day,the boy returned and the tree was so excited.

"come and play with me ,"the tree said.

"i don’t have time to play.i have to work for my family.we need a house for

shelter.can you help me?"

"sorry,but i don’t have a house .but you can chop off my branches to build

your house."so the boy cut all the branches of the tree and left happily.

the tree was glad to see him happy but the boy never came back since then.

the tree was again lonely and sad.

one hot summer day,the boy returned and the tree was delighted.

"come and play with me !"the tree said.

"i am sad and getting old.iwant to go sailing to relax myself.can you give

a boat?"

"use my truck to build your boat.you can sail faraway and be happy."

so the boy cut the tree truck to make a boat .he went sailing and never

showed up for a long time.

finally, the boy returned after he left for so many years.

"sorry,my boy.but i don’t have anything for you anymore.no more apples for

for you…“the tree said.

"i don’t have teeth to bite."the boy replied.

"no more truck foe you to climb on."

"i am too old for that now."the boy said.

"i really can give you anything…the only thing left is my dying roots."the

tree said with tears.

"i don’t need much now,just a place to rest.i am tired after all these year"

the boy replied.

"good!old tree roots is the best place to lean on and rest. come,come sit

down with me and rest."the boy sat down and the tree was glad and smiled

with tears……

this is a story of everyone. the tree is our parent. when we were young, we loved to play with mom

and dad……

when we grown up, we left them…only came to them when we need something or when we are in trouble.

no matter what,parents will alway be there and give everything they could to make you happy.

you may think the boy is cruel to the tree but that how all of us are treating our parent.tme is too slow for those who wait,too swift for those who fear,too long for those who grieve,too short for those who rejoice,but for those who love,time is eternity.

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从前，有一棵巨大的苹果树。

一个小男孩每天都喜欢在树下玩耍。他爬树，吃苹果，在树荫下小睡……他爱和树玩，树也爱和他玩。

时间过的很快，小男孩长大了，他不再每天都来树下玩耍了。

“来和我玩吧。”树说。

“我不再是孩子了，我再也不会在树下玩了。”男孩回答道，“我想要玩具，我需要钱去买玩具。”

“对不起，我没有钱……但是，你可以把我的苹果摘下来，拿去卖钱，这样你就有钱了。” 男孩兴奋的把所有的苹果都摘下来，高兴的离开了。男孩摘了苹果后很久都没有回来。树很伤心。

一天，男孩回来了，树很激动。

“来和我玩吧。”树说。

“我没时间玩，我得工作，养家糊口。我们需要一栋房子，你能帮助我吗？”

“对不起，我没有房子，但是你可以砍下我的树枝，拿去盖你的房子。”男孩把所有的树枝都砍下来，高兴的离开了。

看到男孩那么高兴，树非常欣慰。但是，男孩从此很久都没回来。树再一次孤独，伤心起来。

一个炎热的夏日，男孩终于回来了，树很欣慰。

“来和我玩吧！”树说。

“我过的不快乐，我也一天天变老了，我想去航海放松一下。你能给我一条船吗？”

“用我的树干造你的船吧，你就能快乐地航行到遥远的地方了。”男孩把树干砍下来，做成了一条船。

他去航海了，很长时间都没露面。

最后，过了很多年，男孩终于回来了。

“对不起，孩子，我再也没有什么东西可以给你了……”树说。

“我已经没有牙咬苹果了。”男孩回答道。

“我也没有树干让你爬了。”树说。

“我已经老得爬不动了。”男孩说。

“我真的不能再给你任何东西了，除了我正在死去的树根。”树含着泪说。

“我现在不需要什么了，只想找个地方休息。过了这么些年，我累了。”男孩回答道。 “太好了！老树根正是休息是最好的倚靠，来吧，来坐在我身边，休息一下吧。” 男孩坐下了，树很高兴，含着泪微笑着……

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这是每个人的故事，树就是我们的父母。当我们年轻的时候，我们愿意和爸爸妈妈玩。当我们长大成人，我们就离开了父母，只有我们需要一些东西或者遇到一些麻烦时，才会回来。不论怎样，父母总是支持我们，竭力给我们每一样能让我们高兴的东西。

你也许会想，男孩对树太残酷了，但是，那正是我们所有人对待父母的方式啊！

孙悟空和猪八戒

An English play---- Pig Guy has been defeated by Monkey King

悟空：师傅，是不是太累了？休息一下再走吧。

Master, are you tired? Let’s have a rest.

唐僧：没关系，前面不远就有人家了，到了那里再休息吧。

I am fine. Let’s have a rest later. Look! There is a house over there.

悟空仔细地搀扶唐僧继续行走，同时另一边老头、老妈、小媳妇出场。

小媳妇（做哭状）：爹、妈，我……

Daddy, mommy, I, I …

老头：女儿，快走吧，不然那猪精来了，就走不了了。

Honey, hurry up. The spirit is coming soon.

小媳妇走几步又回头跑回老妈的怀里，抱头痛哭。老头在一边叹息，擦泪。

唐僧、悟空走到他们面前。

悟空：师傅，到了。

Master, here we are.

唐僧（走到老头面前行礼，悟空看见了正在哭的母女俩，觉得奇怪，上下打量）：老施主，我是从

东土大唐前往西天取经的和尚，想借贵地休息一晚，不知方便否？

Excuse me, sir. I am the monk from the east. Can we stay over here tonight?

老头（做哽咽状）：哦，是东土大唐来的高僧啊，可以可以。（别过脸去继续哭泣） Oh, you are the monk from the east. Sure. Sure, come in, please ……

唐僧正在奇怪，老妈闻声抬起头，仔细打量唐僧，突然扑到唐僧面前。

老妈：高僧啊，你可要救救我的女儿，救救我们一家啊。

Master, please save my daughter, save my family…

唐僧：老施主休要伤心，有什么事慢慢说。

Don’t be sad, madam. Take it easy. What happened?

老头：高僧有所不知，我们这里有一只猪精，今天要来跟我女儿成亲，大家都斗不过它，现在正

准备把女儿送出去逃避

Master, there is a spirit here. He wants to marry my daughter, tonight. We are all

afraid of him.

唐僧：施主莫怕，我这徒弟本领高强，也许他能帮上你们。

Calm down, sir. My apprentice has great capability. Maybe, he can help you.

老头：唉，高僧啊，以前也来过自称本领高强的师傅，结果都被这猪精打跑了。今天你们就躲着

别出来了吧。

Alas! , master, there have been many people who boast to be very capable. But every

time, they were defeated by the spirit. You’d better keep away tonight.

悟空：噢，有这么厉害的妖怪？我倒要会他一会。待会你们只管躲起来，外面发生什么事，都不

用管。

What? Is the spirit really so strong? I’d like to see how great he is. All of you

just stay inside. Don’t come out no matter what happens.

这时起了风声（音乐），老头一家吓得站起来混身发抖。小媳妇吓得直往老妈怀里钻。悟空镇定

英语双人剧本篇四：英语剧本

剧名：集集宝藏 The treasure of Ji-Ji

场景：集集小镇，树林

人物：村长、威廉、爱丽丝、哈利、仙度拉、叮叮、当当、巫师．邮差A、B。

第一幕 场景：集集小镇 人物：村长、威廉、爱丽丝、哈利、仙度拉

【威廉接受大家欢呼】

村长：这一次第一名的勇士就是威廉。(披上彩带)

Village head: The winner of the best warrior is William.

(Put on the colored ribbon)

威廉：(大笑)哈！这一次我又赢了。

William: Hooray! This time I have won again.

爱丽丝：哇！威廉，你好厉害喔！你真是我心目中的英雄。

Alice: Wow! William, you are so good ! You are really a hero in my mind.

村长：哈利！今年你又是最后一名了，加油哦！(村长下)

Village head: Harry! You are the last this year, Come on!(village head leaves)

威廉：我肚子好饿喔！爱丽丝小姐！

William: I am very hungry ! Alice .

爱丽丝：我做好吃的点心给你吃。

Alice: I’ll bake the delicious cookies for you.

仙度拉：我也行啊！

Sandra: Me too .

威廉：好、好、好！

William: It is good , good , good!

哈利：嗯…仙度拉小姐？

Harry: Eh ! Sandra .

仙度拉：什麼事？

Sandra: What's the matter?

哈利：我裤子破一个洞？我想……..

Harry: My trousers broke a hole and I wonder if you can…

仙度拉：我没空！对不起罗！。

Sandra: I have no time!

哈利：哦…（无辜表情）

Harry: Oh! (Innocent expression)

第二幕 地点：树林 人物：叮叮、当当、哈利、巫师、村长

【威廉、爱丽丝、仙度拉下场后，叮叮、当当抬重物上场，哈利落寞走著，与叮叮、当当巧遇 】

Ding-ding and Down-down appear on the stage and lift the heavy object]

(Harry leave lonely, with Ding-ding, Down-down encountering by chance)

叮叮：好重喔！

Ding-ding: Very heavy!

当当：好累喔！

Down-down: Very hard !

哈利：叮叮、当当！什麼东西这麼重？

Harry: Ding-ding, Down-down, what is so heavy?

叮叮：这是我们刚刚从山上摘的水果

Ding-ding: This is the fruit we pluck from the mountains.

当当：但是每次经过这儿都会被这一颗大石头挡住。

Down-down: Every time, when we pass here, we will be blocked by this big stone.

叮叮：真希望大石头可以不见，这样我们就可以搬更多水果。

Ding-ding: We really hope that the big stone can disappear, in this way we can carry more fruit.

哈利：嗯…..叮叮、当当你们来帮我一下。叮叮你去帮我找一根又硬又长的木头，当当你去帮我找一颗像这麼大的石头。

Harry: Eh .... Ding-ding , come to help me. Look for one hard and long wood. Down-down, find a stone like this big.

叮叮：哈利！你要做什麼？

Ding-ding: Harry! What do you want to do?

哈利：我要帮你们把巨石搬开啊！

Harry: I want to help you to move the huge stone!

当当：这怎麼可能！连力气最大的威廉都搬不动你怎麼可能搬的开呢？

Down-down: It’s impossible! Even the strongest warrior, William, cannot move it? How can you do it?

叮叮：算了啦！

Ding-ding: Forget it, Harry!

哈利：嗯！相信我！快来帮我！

Harry: Eh! Believe me! Come to help me quickly !

（哈利跟叮叮把小石头放在旁边，然后跟当当把木头塞进巨石底下，木头底下有小石块）

(Harry and Ding-ding place the small stone nearby, then they fill the wood in under the huge stone, and there is the small stone under the wood.

2 英语话剧剧本

哈利：一、二、三、压（他们利用杠杆原理把巨石搬开了）。

Harry: One, two, three! Press! (They utilize the lever principle to move the huge stone).

当当：我的老天爷啊！这真的是太神奇了。

Down-down: My God! This is too amazing.

叮叮：你比威廉还要厉害。

Ding-ding: You are smarter than William.

哈利：走吧，天黑了，我们赶快回家。

Harry: It will be dark soon. Come on. Let's go home.

【三人下场，巫师、村长出场】

[Three people go off the stage, witch and village head appear on the stage]

巫师：传说集集有宝物在山上。

Witch: It is said that there are treasures on Ji- Ji mountain.

村长：是番石榴、还是葡萄？

Village head: Do you mean guavas or grapes?

巫师：不是！

Witch. Not just!

村长：那到底是什麼？

Village head: What is that on earth?

巫师：我也不知道，村长！有没有兴趣挖宝藏啊？

Witch: I do not know, either. village head! Have dug treasures in interest?

村长：是黄金吗？还是钻石？

Village head: Is it the gold? The diamond?

巫师：不是不是我发现现在最赚钱的是槟榔喔！我们在山上全部都改种槟榔，然后再把绿色隧道的树砍掉，进行道路拓宽，这样我们就方便将槟榔运出去卖，你觉得怎麼样啊？

Witch: No! No! And I found that we can plant betel nuts on the mountains because it is the fastest way to earn money. In order to transport the betel nuts to go out to sell, we have to cut down the trees on the trees tunnel road and wider the road.

村长：嗯！我不敢一个人作决定，先走啦。

Village head: Eh … I can’t make decision by myself. I want to leave first!

英语双人剧本篇五：7人英语剧本

7人英语话剧剧本-Net Friend,互联网交友

Summary:

Is it correct to make friends on the Internet? Will it be dangerous? Bill, Hillary's younger brother, is a rude and impolite boy. Everyone in his school doesn't like him. However, he really wants to have a girlfriend, so he asks his sister to help him. Then Hillary pretended to be Bill on net and met a nice girl, Monica. Three months later, Hillary asked Monica to go out with "Bill" (Her brother), and arranged everything for them. When they met each other at McDonald's, Monica found that Bill wasn't the one who she talked to on net. Then...

Finally, Monica understands that it's very dangerous to date with strangers and trusts everything of which her net-friend told her. And we all should be very careful when we're on net.

Scene I

(In school cafeteria, students are having lunch)

Bill: Hey, Jessie. (He pushed her shoulder very rudely) Can I join you?

(Jessie didn't say a word, and Bill just sat down)

Bill: Wow! Wow! Wow! You are wearing a nice dress today!

Jessie: Thanks!

Bill: Oh! What a beautiful hair clip. Where did you buy it?

(Jessie didn't say anything..)

Bill: Hey, you have a nice watch.

(He held her hand strongly and Jessie got angry.)

Jessie: Don't touch me! I don't want to talk to you. Leave me alone!

(Bill stood up and walked toward Carol.

Bill sat down beside Carol without asking her)

Bill: Hey, beautiful! How could you eat so little! It's not good for your health! Take this! (Bill wanted Carol to eat his food)

Carol: No.

Bill: Take it! (He was very rude and the plate fell down.)

Carol: Hey! What are you doing! This is my new skirt!

Bill: I'm sorry!

Carol: Go away! You're such a rude guy!

(Carol went away.)

Bill: Did I do something wrong?

(He talked to himself)

Scene II

(In Hillary's room. Hillary was surfing the net)

Bill: Sis....

Bill: Hillary!

Hillary: Oh! Hi! Bill! How long have you been sitting there? Are you trying to scare me? (Bill didn't say a word.)

Hillary: Bill? What's wrong with you? What happened?

Bill: I tried to draw some girls' attention but they just ignored me!

Hillary: Hmm....Maybe the way you used was wrong.

Bill: Yeah, maybe. But I don't know how to attract them. Hillary, I just want to have a girlfriend? Hillary: Girlfriend?

Bill: Yeah.

Hillary: Let me see what I can do.

Bill: So, can you help me?

Hillary: Ok! Since you really want to have a girlfriend, I'll try to help you.

Bill: Great! Thank you! You are a doll!

(At this moment, Hillary's net-friend is calling her.)

Hillary: Oh.. My net-friend!

Bill: Ok! Waiting for your good news!

(Bill left Hillary's room and Hillary was thinking how she helped Bill.)

Hillary: Yeah! That's it! I can pretend to be Bill and find a girlfriend on the Internet!

(She opened the PC and saw a girl's name "Monica"...)

Hillary: (Laughing......) Monica!

(A little bit surprised)

Hillary: (Talked to herself) It is the same name as the girl of Clinton's sexual scandal. Hmm. Let me send a message to her.

Hillary: Hi! I'm Bill! Glad to meet you!

Monica: Hello, Bill! , Glad to meet you, too. I'm a college student, and you?

Hillary: Me three

Monica: (Laughing...) You're a humorous person!

Hillary: Thanks! I guess you're a female, aren't you?

Monica: Yes, I am.

Hillary: (Talked to herself) Great! She's a girl.

Monica: And you?

Hillary: Oh... I'm a "boy"

Monica: Which school club are you in?

Hillary: Computer Information Club.

Monica: Oh! Really? So you must be a computer expert!

Hillary: You can say that again.

Monica: You know I'm interested in computers, too. So, can you teach me or tell me something about them?

Hillary: Sure! It's my pleasure!

( .....Two hours later .....)

Hillary: Oh! It's interesting to chat with you.

Monica: Yeah! I'm very happy, too.

IIiIIaiy: Will you be here tomorrow? At the same time?

Monica: I think so, I hope we can meet again.

Hillary: Ok, I'll be here tomorrow, Bye! Bye!

Monica: Bye!

Saying: From then on, Monica and Hillary continue chatting with each other after school. (At Monica's room. As soon as Monica came back home from school,

she started surfing the net. Then, her mom came into her room.

She knocked her door, but no oneanswered the door)

Mom: I'm coming!

Mom: Oh! Monica, my darling! I've just baked some cookies. Want some?

Monica: No, thanks! I have something important to do.

Mom: What are you busy doing?

Monica: I'm surfing the net and talking to my net-friend.

Mom: Net-friends!! They are strangers. You even don't know who they are. I read from the newspapers. Lot's of things happened on net. You should be more careful and you have to watch out for your net-friends, You're so young

Monica: Ok.. ok. .I know, Mom. Don't worry about me.

(Mom walked out her room. and Monica saw Hillary)

Monica: Hello! Bill!

Hillary: Hi! Monica! How's school today?

Monica: Wonderful! It's really a nice day!

Hillary: Monica! I think we've known each other for a long time. And I just wonder whether you would go out with me?

Monica: (Talk to herself) Go out with him?

Monica: Sure, I would like to. I think you're a polite and humorous person. It may be interesting to go out with you!

Hillary: That's great! How about we meeting at McDonald's on Ming-Chang Road this weekend? Monica: All right! It's a deal! But how can I recognize you?

Hilillary: I'll wear a blue shirt, blue jeans, a blue caps and also carry a blue knapsack. Besides, I'll stand beside the trash can.

Monica: All in blue! Wow! Ok! That will be easy for me to recognize you.

Hillary: Yeah! I'll be waiting for you!

Monica: Ok! See you

Monica: (Talk to herself) Ha! I'm looking forward to it!

Hillary: (Talk to herself) Yes, I made it. I'm going to tell Bill this good news!

ScenceIII

(At McDonald's, Bill was waiting for Monica.

A few minutes later, Monica saw Bill and walked toward Bill)

Monica: Hi... Are you Bill?

Bill: Yes, I am. You're Monica?

Monica: Yeah.. that's right.

Bill: You look great!

Monica: You're not bad, either. Hey, Let's find a table!

Bill: Yeah! How about that one? I've ordered some things.

(They found a table and began talking.)

Monica: Bill!

Bill: Monica!

Bill: Oh! Lady first!

Monica: Bill, have you already finished your computer report?

Bill: Uh...Uh... Did I tell you that?

Monica: Yes, you did. You said it was about how to kill virus. Did you find out how to do that? Bill: Kill virus? That's easy for me. I'm a genius. Just use a knife.

Monica: A knife?

Bill: Yeah! Knife can kill everything.

Monica: What are you talking about? Alright! Alright! Forget it! And how about the novel we discussed last week?

Bill: Novel? I've read so many novels, which one?

Monica: "The old man and the sea", don't you forget? What happened to that old man? Bill: Yeah! That old man! He caught a big fish and then became a hero.

Monica: Hmm. He has a strong will, doesn't he? He never gives up anything. And how about the fish?

Bill: Did you forget? He cooked the fish and ate it!

Monica: And~~it's delicious, right?

Bill: You got it! It's very delicious!

Monica: Nonsense! The fish was eaten by the sharks . You're not Bill, are you?

Bill: Of course I'm Bill. "B~I-L-L"

Monica: But you seem different from the way you are on net. Who are you for God's sake?

Bill: Ok. I tell you the truth. I'm Bill, but not the one you talked to on net. That was my sister, Hillary.

Monica: Are you kidding me?

Bill: No, that's true. I really want to have a girlfriend, so she helped me out. She met you on net and thought you're a nice girl. So she arranged us to meet each other.

Monica: That means both of you tricked me?

Bill: So what? That's Hillary's idea.

Monica: You. ..You..... (She is very angry)

Monica: Gosh! I was tricked for such a long time!

Scence IV

(Monica left McDonald angrily)

(At Monica's room, again.)

Monica: (Crying) How foolish I was! What on earth was I doing? (Still crying) I think I need someone to talk to.

(She looked around and saw the time)

Monica: Ah, 8:30. It's "Paula's Time."

(She turned on the TV)

Paula: Welcome to "Paula's Time" I'm Paula Jones, not Dow Jones. Today we'll discuss some net problems. Nowadays Internet helps modern people live more convenient lives, get the latest information. You can say that we live in an Internet world. However, some bad guys made use of Internet to do illegal deals or trick people. So, today we will listen to some friends' problems and help them solve it. Our hot line number is 111-1234. Please dial it as soon as possible. I'm waiting for your call-in. OK. Who's the first friend?

Monica: Hi, Paula, I'm Monica.

Paula: Yes, Monica, what do you want to share with us?

Monica: I met a girl, Hillary, on net three months ago. She pretended to be her brother, Bill, and chatted with me. But I didn't know the truth until yesterday that we arranged to meet each other. He told me that Hillary surfed the net to help him find a girlfriend. And that was me. I felt I was tricked and I was very sad. Do you think I'm wrong?

Paula: It seems like Bill takes special interests in Monica just like our president. Monica, it's a serious and common social problem in modern society. Lots of people want to make friends on the Internet. But you must be careful. On the net, people use nicknames to protect themselves, or even trick others to do something bad. Everyone on the net wears a mask. Sometimes it's evil that hides under the mask. So you had better watch out. Never date with strangers by yourself. Strangers are dangerous.

Monica: Thanks, Paula. You do help me a lot. I know what I should do now.

(Suddenly someone is calling Monica on net)

Starr: Hi! Monica! I'm Starr. May I make friends with you?

Monica: Oh! No! Not again!

(Lights out)

The End

Hey! You know what we're doing now?

7人小品

英语双人剧本篇六：英语剧本

这篇文章讲的是网络交友聊天，告诉我们的是不要随便的和陌生人见面，有一定现实意义！大家看看可以不？可以的话，我们就分角色，等着排练！还有都想想在哪些地方需要加点背景音乐什么的！好好想想哦！

Net Friends

演员: Bill， Hillary， Monica ，Jessie， Carol, Mom, Paul

旁白:Is it correct to make friends on the Internet? Will it be dangerous? Bill, Hillary's younger brother, is a rude and impolite boy. Everyone in his school doesn't like him. However, he really wants to have a girlfriend, so he asks his sister to help him. Then Hillary pretended to be Bill on net and met a nice girl, Monica. Three months later, Hillary asked Monica to go out with "Bill" (Her brother), and arranged everything for them. When they met each other at McDonald's（麦当劳店）, Monica found that Bill wasn't the one who she talked to on net. Then……

Finally, Monica understands that it's very dangerous to date with strangers and trusts everything of which her net-friend told her. And we all should be very careful when we're on net.

Scene I

(在学校餐厅，同学们在吃饭)

Bill: Hey, Jessie. (粗鲁的推了一下她的肩膀) Can I join you? (Jessie 没有说话, and Bill直接坐下了)

Bill: Wow! Wow! Wow! You are wearing a nice dress today!

Jessie: Thanks!

Bill: Oh! What a beautiful hair clip. Where did you buy it? (Jessie 什么话都没说..)

Bill: Hey, you have a nice watch. (He 使劲抬起她的手 and Jessie 生气啦.) Jessie: Don't touch me! I don't want to talk to you. Leave me alone! (Bill 站起来走向Carol. Bill 坐在 Carol 旁边没有问她)

Bill: Hey, beautiful! How could you eat so little! It's not good for your health! Take this! (Bill 想让Carol吃他的饭)

Carol: No.

Bill: Take it! (He非常粗鲁,饭盒掉地上了)

Carol: Hey! What are you doing! This is my new skirt!

Bill: I'm sorry!

Carol: Go away! You're such a rude guy! (Carol 气得走了.)

Bill: Did I do something wrong? (He 自言自语)

Scene II

(In Hillary's 房间. Hillary 正在上网)

Bill: Sister

Bill: Hillary!

Hillary: Oh! Hi! Bill! How long have you been sitting there? Are you trying to scare me?

(Bill 没有说话)

Hillary: Bill? What's wrong with you? What happened?

Bill: I tried to draw some girls' attention but they just ignored me! Hillary: Hmm....Maybe the way you used was wrong.

Bill: Yeah, maybe. But I don't know how to attract them. Hillary, I just want to have a girlfriend?

Hillary: Girlfriend?

Bill: Yeah.

Hillary: Let me see what I can do.

Bill: So, can you help me?

Hillary: Ok! Since you really want to have a girlfriend, I'll try to help you. Bill: Great! Thank you! You are a doll!

(At this moment, Hillary's net-friend is calling her.)

Hillary: Oh... My net-friend!

Bill: Ok! Waiting for your good news!

(Bill left Hillary's room and Hillary was thinking how she helped Bill.) Hillary: Yeah! That's it! I can pretend to be Bill and find a girlfriend on the Internet!

(She opened the PC and saw a girl's name "Monica"...)

Hillary: (Laughing......) Monica!

(A little bit surprised)

Hillary: (Talked to herself) It is the same name as the girl of Clinton's sexual scandal (['skændl] 丑闻). Hmm. Let me send a message to her. Hillary: Hi! I'm Bill! Glad to meet you!

Monica: Hello, Bill! , Glad to meet you, too. I'm a college student, and you?

Hillary: Me too (笑)

Hillary: Thanks! I guess you're a female, aren't you?

Monica: Yes, I am.

Hillary: (自言自语) Great! She's a girl.

Monica: And you?

Hillary: Oh... I'm a "boy"

Monica: What subjects are you learning?

Hillary: Computer in northeastern university

Monica: Oh! Really? So you must be a computer expert!

Hillary: You can say that again.

Monica: You know I'm interested in computers, too. So, can you teach me or tell me something about them?

Hillary: Sure! It's my pleasure! ( 俩小时过去了)(应该有音乐?)

Hillary: Oh! It's interesting to chat with you.

Monica: Yeah! I'm very happy, too.

Hillary: Will you be here tomorrow? At the same time?

Monica: I think so, I hope we can meet again.

Hillary: Ok, I'll be here tomorrow, Bye! Bye!

Monica: Bye!

旁白：From then on, Monica and Hillary continue chatting with each other after school.

(At Monica's 卧室. Monica 一放学就开始上网，她妈妈敲门，但是没有人回答) Mom: I'm coming!

Mom: Oh! Monica, my darling! I've just baked some cookies. Want some? Monica: No, thanks! I have something important to do.

Mom: What are you busy doing?

Monica: I'm surfing the net and talking to my net-friend.

Mom: Net-friends!! They are strangers. You even don't know who they are. I read from the newspapers. Many things happened on net. You should be more careful and you have to watch out for your net-friends, you’re so young

Monica: Ok... Ok. .I know, Mom. Don't worry about me. (Mom 走出了房间. and Monica 接着上网聊天)

Monica: Hello! Bill!

Hillary: Hi, Monica! I think we've known each other for a long time. And I just wonder whether you would go out with me?

Monica: (自言自语) Go out with him?

Monica: Sure, I would like to. I think you're a polite and humorous person. It may be interesting to go out with you!

Hillary: That's great! How about we meeting at McDonald's on Wen-Hua Road this weekend?

Monica: All right! It's a deal! But how can I recognize you?

Hillary: I'll wear a blue shirt, blue jeans, and a blue caps. Besides, I'll stand beside the trash can(垃圾桶).

Monica: All in blue! Wow! Ok! That will be easy for me to recognize you. Hillary: Yeah! I'll be waiting for you!

Monica: Ok! See you

Hillary: (自言自语，非常高兴) Yes, I made it. I'm going to tell Bill this good news!

Scene III

(在麦当劳店, Bill 在等着 Monica. 几分钟后，Monica看见了Bill，走向他) Monica: Hi... Are you Bill?

Bill: Yes, I am. You're Monica?

Monica: Yeah... That’s right.

Bill: You look great!

Monica: You're not bad, either. （接着他们找了个座位，开始聊天.) Monica: Bill, have you already finished your computer report? Bill: Uh...Uh... Did I tell you that?

Monica: Yes, you did. You said it was about how to kill virus. Did you find out how to do that?

Bill: Kill virus? That's easy for me. I'm a genius. Just use a knife. Monica: A knife?

Bill: Yeah! Knife can kill everything.

Monica: What are you talking about? Alright! Alright! Forget it! And how about the novel we discussed last week?

Bill: Novel? I've read so many novels, which one?

Monica: "The old man and the sea", don't you forget? What happened to that old man?

Bill: Yeah! That old man! He caught a big fish and then became a hero. Monica: Hmm. He never gives up anything. And how about the fish? Bill: Did you forget? He cooked the fish and ate it!

Monica: And it's delicious, right?

Bill: Yeah! It's very delicious!

Monica: Nonsense! The fish was eaten by the sharks. You're not Bill, are you?

Bill: Of course I'm Bill. "B-I-L-L"

Monica: But you seem different from the way you are on net. Who are you?

Bill: Ok. I tell you the truth. I'm Bill, but not the one you talked to on net. That was my sister, Hillary.

英语双人剧本篇七：英语剧本

梁：Where is my Yingtai?(在机场张望，手在额头，眺望)（场边上） 此时，背景音乐 少女时代的Gee 祝英台上场 彰显笑点 英台请注意表演（带墨镜，行李，走到场中央，摆造型）

梁：英台~（叫）

祝：山伯~（摘掉眼镜，扔掉行李）

（抱）

梁: I love you so much and I’ll miss you so much.

祝: I love you, too! Don’t worry. BoBo, I only love you in this world. I’ll marry you as soon as I’m back. Wait for me just for two years.

梁: I’ll kiss you across the Pacific Ocean.

祝: I’ll kiss you from the other side. Wait for me. BoBo,this time I really should be going.依依不舍 背景音乐《答应不爱你》响起，两人分别逐步后退（梁做出伤心传）

第二场景： 英母喜爱马文才 英父痛批贪婪心

英母：darling darling。。。。（拉住英父）

英父： 怒气转身 No matter what you Say, it is useless. The child's wedding could not be so hasty（仓促的）.

英母：but dearling ,Mawencai was so cool and so rich, There is no doubt that this is matched(相匹配的) for marriage. And …….. 被英父打断

英父： I told you many times, we could not decide ying tai’s wedding. 英母：darling….（转身面向观众）The Furthest Distance in The World Is not between life and death .But when I stand in front of you ,Yet you do not known he is so handsome. The furthest distance in the world Is not between poor and rich, but when I stand in front of you, Yet you can not see his love to ying tai.

父：no matter what you say …..

旁白：马文才， is coming ~（大声）（父母整理衣服，匆忙坐下）

（马文才上，拿折扇）

马：哇~，who is the man（看着镜子），he is so handsome, ok, everybody，it is me（扇子），I am 马文才（跟着一小弟，在场中央向观众介绍自己）

（完后，走向父母，鞠躬）

父：You are the Ma Wencai？（语气，不屑，不喜欢）

马：yes，A good man is me, I am..... Ma Wencai（扇子，造型）

英母：oh，That was you， come in ，sit down please!

马：aunt, I love yingtai so much，you know . I want to make it， here are my gifts，100 bottles of Guojiao1573 .（场中央）

英母：After drinking 1573, the legs are not painful, waist not sour. 跳江南style.

马：three Benz and a big house in the seaside and so on .I hope you will like them!

母：there is no doubt that yingtai must be yours , you are so handsome. 父： NO way ! 大怒指着马

马：that’s why?

英父：I will ask you some questions ,listen ….

马：OK

英父：Do you know the Marxism Leninism Mao Zedong Thought and Deng Xiaoping Theory and three represents the eight honors and Eight Disgraces

马：I don’t know.

英父：Do you know how big the sun is, the moon is round？

马：I don’t know.

英父：Do you know 黄岩island and 钓鱼island belong to China 马：I don’t know.

父：Do you know why the thunder, see lightning first, then hear the sound 马：ye, This I know.

。。。（激动，举手）

父:en?

马：It is because the eye are in front of the ear, haha

Fu：fuck you，It is because light travels faster than sound（用扇子打他的头）

英父：Do you see yourself? you look like a pig who know nothing? （转向英母）You ask me to Take yingtai to marry him how I can trust him ? 英母：I have no words.

马：but aunt have accepted my 3 million dollars and gifts.

父：money ？You think money can buy everything?True love is priceless！Only 3 million dollar…. only 3 million dollar…. only 3 million dollar…. （逐渐反应过味来）3 million？3 million！！！Why didn't you tell me earlier (朝向英母，怒吼)，I fuck you too too。。。

父：（转身，讨好）OK OK You give me 3 million dollar and yingtai belongs to you

马：Hey, money is really a good stuff

第三场景：马文才逼迫 祝英台越洋提分手 梁山伯闻此心伤悲

梁与祝通过手机聊天

梁: Oh, honey, I miss you so much, miss you every minute every second. Oh my dear. Are you listening to me?

祝:(高兴的说) Yeah. （马文才怒视之，祝被迫改变语气）Liang Shanbo. I’m calling to tell you that I loved you. But I think you’d better find a better girl. 梁: What? Pardon?

祝: Because I’ll get married. My parents had taken me to marry Ma Wencai He is so handsome, just like 刘德华. So rich, even richer than比尔盖茨. And he is good at 葵花宝典。I love his money and I love his body.

梁: What are you talking about?

祝：shanbo, If life deceives(欺骗) you, don't be sad, don't be impatient! believe me. everything will pass, and all these things will become a kind of memory.（放背景音乐《好久不见》）

梁听到那些话悲伤的说不出话来，英台痛哭，马把英台拉下舞台。

梁：（流着泪喊着英台的名字，后来擦干眼泪说）：英台，do not leave me. It can not be true, I will learn English and I must go to America.

(梁拿出书，苦读)

旁白：From the beam Shangbo finally understand the importance of English, reading English every day

梁：（摇头苦读）I have a dream. even though I face the difficulties of today and tomorrow, It is a dream deeply rooted in the American dream. I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and lives out the true meaning of its creed. I have a dream that one day I will go to America and find 英台. It is a dream that deeply rooted in my heart. In my heart. (深情的说)英台，英台，I know it is not true, I know you still love me.

旁白：After hard study, 梁 making great progress in English, so he decided to go to the United States of America

马和英台一起唱两个小蜜蜂（这时梁上）（这个可改成有意思的英文儿童舞蹈，我听说《head shoulder》很有意思）

梁：马文才~

马：梁山伯~（俩人绕圈走，挽袖子）（周欣驰电影

（拿出剑），打斗

梁输，被打倒在地。。。

马：（拿剑指着马，大笑，）梁乘机拿出手枪，开枪，打向手臂，剑掉~！（音乐，枪声）

马：You.... You. Is too mean.

梁：fuck，what time is it，you still use 武术，You are out（拿着枪，在嘴前吹了几下）You, get out of here.

马：my life is more important and I have to go now.

英父（英父出）：Oh, no , you can not go , your money haven't given to me

英父追着马下场。

英台：（跑向梁）山伯山伯，how are you?

梁: I am fine.yingtai ,Wherever you go, whatever you say, I’ll always stay with you. I only know I was born to love you.

祝: I know I know and I love you too. I love you just like The mouse like rice.

梁: Really?

祝: ye

梁：really？

祝：ye（害羞）

这时音乐响起，他们一边唱歌一边跳舞

梁：（唱）亲爱的，你张张嘴，风中花香会让你沉醉。

祝英台：（唱）亲爱的，你跟我飞，穿过丛林去看小溪水。

马：（唱）亲爱的，来跳个舞，爱的春天不会有天黑。

梁祝：（合唱）我和你缠缠绵绵翩翩飞，飞越这红尘永相随，追逐你一生，爱你无情悔，不辜负我的柔情你的美，我和你缠缠绵绵翩翩飞，飞越这红尘永相随，等到秋风起秋叶落成堆

能陪你一起枯萎也无悔。（祝依偎在马的怀里，幸福）

(这个音乐要换成合适的英文歌曲)

全剧终

英语双人剧本篇八：英语视频剧本

英语视频剧本

English video script

视频信息介绍

班级：1021142

编辑：张文飞、杨贵龙 指导教师：孙俐玲 摄像：刘洋

后期处理：张文飞 参与拍摄人数：2

视频剧情:3

拍摄时间2011-12-4 拍摄地点：北京信息职业技术学院

注：本视频仅供学习交流，如有错误，纯属水平问题。见谅！

导语 视频内容介绍

《接待》、《打电话》、《聚餐》

《打电话》视频拍摄地点：图书馆 简介：接了电话之后发现是很久不见的朋友，我们聊得火热,老朋友也希望见到我。并参观我生活的地方！

《接待》视频拍摄地点：教室 简介：杨贵龙给我打电话并说想参观我学习地方。对于好久不见的朋友。我热情地接待了他。并相约一起聚餐

《聚餐》视频拍摄地点：宿舍 杨贵龙来到了我的学校！我请他在我们学校里吃饭。并且表示非常的喜欢！

NO.1《打电话》

铃声响起！···铃····

Y:Hello,May i speak to Zhang sir .

Z:Please?

Y:Yes.This is Yang sir! Z:Oh ,Hao are you ?What's going on with you Y:Fine! Thank you. will you be free this weekend? Z: Yes, I have time

Y:Can i visit your school?

Z:Of course you can.

Y: Ok,We can see the weekend

Z:OK Looking forward to your coming Y:Thank you. Bye!

Z:Bye!

NO.2《接待》

杨先生进门了！ Z:Hello Yang sir!Welcome you come to our school Y;We haven't seen you for ages

Z;Yes, there are a few years

Y:You are getting fat

Z:You also get taller

Y:Yes ,We have changed.Your school is very beautiful Z:Yes Our school afforest is better.

Y:I see

Z:DO you want to eat dinner together?

Y:Yes ,I want

Z:I will give you a surprise

Y:I hope

英语双人剧本篇九：英语剧本

外星人不回来

1旁白；这是个晴朗的日子，可是却是发生了一件让人觉得很遗憾的事情，因为我们所探求的外星人不会来了，请听我叙述这件事。

2我说‘这货每年到了4月14日，他就变得难以接近，还真是二啊，我还是到外边啊，再听他骂我会疯的’于是出去，走着走着，天空掉下两坨东西，向我打声招呼然后走向巴，1说‘?”他边说边用手拍着税，2说道：“我们对你的人已经观察很久了。”卡默伦说：“什么，你傻了么，没事观察我的人干嘛”1说：”21大组织的事宜，希望能与愉快合作’‘你们以为我会相信吗？你们也太小看我了！’我说‘天221“别说了，你还真的相信他们。你们再不走我就干你们走’说完巴特就捡起砖头朝他们扔去。1说‘你们地球人太没礼貌了，你们别后悔，迟早会有报应的！”2说：“我们走，你们等着吧！”于是两个外星人一眨眼消失了。我说：“先生你….。”巴特大声说：“别烦我了！我很忙！”我没有说话叹了口气走了。

大概时隔半个月，突然外面阴风大作，乌云密布，人们都以为是天气问题…….

巴特和我走出去看着天空，发现有两个人停在半空中，他们惊呆了…….我说：“你们不是上次那两个人吗？你们…..”巴特恐惧着说：“难道他们真的是外星人，来报复了吗？”两个外星人降落到地上，1说：“我们走之前说过，你们会有报应的，看见没，我们采用了最新研究的病毒。2说：”你们这些地球人就是没有素质，没有存在的价值，不用多久，这个地球就会死气一片！“1和2都哈哈大笑…..

巴特并没有被吓到，态度依然很强烈：“别想吓唬我们，我们人类不是那么软弱的！“说完巴特掏出枪支朝外星人射去。我说：”不要啊…”可是为时已晚……..

1说：“你们这群野蛮的地球人，等着死吧！”说完又走掉了

时间一天天过去，天气一天天恶化，地上大多数生物病死的枯死的越来越多，然而人类却找不出解决的办法……….巴特绝望着，自言自语：“看来我真的错了。”我说：“先生，现在该怎么办啊？难道我们真的就这样等死吗？”

突然门外有一声巨响，出去好奇心巴特和我都出去看，打开门看见那两个外星人。1说：“这位先生感觉怎么样啊？很好吧。”巴特说：“对不起，对不起。我知道错了，我不该那样对你们，请你们原谅.”我说：“地球上很多人都是善良的，不能因为我们的过失让地球毁灭啊，你们大发慈悲，救救我们吧。”12说：“你们一开始不是很有骨气吗？怎么变得那么懦弱呢？地球人真是善变！”巴特说：“不是的，地球是个美丽的地方，我知道错了，都是我的错，不要连累所有人啊。”我说：“求求你们，我们会考虑你们说的事，你们先救救地球吧….” 1和2对望，想了一会，1说：“好吧，我们暂且相信你们一下，我们也不想这个地球彻底毁灭，我们会就你们的。”2说：“希望你们好自为之，我们这就播撒解药。”

两个外星人飞到天上，拿出两个瓶子，倒出粉状物质……没多久地球天气好了，地上也出现了生气…

巴特说：“谢谢你们，我们会好好改正，我立刻去向总统报道你们的事。”我说：“你们的技

术真高，我们一定像你们好好学习，希望我们合作愉快”1说：“嗯嗯，好好的。”2说：“那我们先回去报告一下，准备和你们地球合作。”说完两个外星人又飞走了

没多久，地球人和外星人建立了良好的往来关系，双方都发展的很好，地球变得越来越漂亮……

英语双人剧本篇十：英语剧本

有钱能使鬼推磨

by Yu-Mei Lin通过Yu-Mei林

三个年轻人的妈妈生了重病，但是他们没钱付医药费，于是他们准备抢银行……三个年轻人的妈妈生了重病,但是他们没钱付医药费,于是他们准备抢银行……

很简单的剧本，虽然一共6个人，但是一个人没有几句话，所以4个人基本可以搞定。很简单的剧本,虽然一共6个人,但是一个人没有几句话,所以4个人基本可以搞定。

Cast赶

David大卫

Doctor医生

Andy安迪

Sue苏

Mom妈妈

Police officer警察

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Summary总结

Three young people wanted to save their mother who was very sick. 三个年轻的人想要挽救他们的母亲生病了。Their mother needed an operation, and it would cost a lot of money. 他们的母亲需要手术,而且它会花费很多钱。Because they had no money, they decided to rob a bank. 因为他们没有钱,他们决定去抢银行。However, their plan was defective. 然而,他们的计划是有缺陷的。Their mother was sad.他们的母亲被悲伤。

Scene I: In the hospital情景我:在医院里

(In a room, the doctor talks to David.)(在一个房间里,医生会谈到大卫。)

David: (Nervous) Is my mother OK？大卫:(神经)是我的母亲好吗?

Doctor: (Serious) Your mother is very sick.医生:你的母亲(严重)病得很重。

David: How to cure her？大卫:如何治愈她吗?

Doctor: Your mother needs an operation, and it will cost a lot of money to cure her.医生:你的母亲需要动手术,它将花费大量的钱来治好他。

David: (Grabs the doctor) How much will it cost？大卫:商品医生)多少钱?

Doctor: It should be at least one million dollars. 医生:这至少要一百万美元。(Then the doctor goes out.)(然后医生熄灭了。)

David: That is not a small fortune. 大卫:那不是一笔小钱。How will I come up with the money in a short time?我怎么能拿出钱在很短的时间吗?

(Andy comes in.)(安迪进来。)

Andy: Where is Mom？ Is she OK？ (Looks around)安迪:妈妈在哪儿?她好吗?(环顾四周)

David: The doctor said that it should cost a big fortune.大卫:医生说它应该花了一大笔钱。

Andy: But we don’t have enough money to pay for it. 安迪:但是我们没有足够的钱来支付其费用。What should we do？我们应该怎么做呢?

David: Let’s go home and discuss it.大卫:我们回家再谈。

(On the road, David sees a woman withdraw money from an ATM.)(在路上看到一个女人,大卫在柜员机取钱。)

David: (Excited) Look！ It is money.大卫:(激动)看!这就是金钱。

Andy: But that is a bank.安迪:但是这是一个银行。

David: We should earn a lot of money in a short time. 大卫:我们应该挣一大笔钱在很短的时间。This way is quick.这种方式灵活。

Andy: This way is illegal.安迪:这条路是违法的。

David: But we only have one mother, and she is nice to us.大卫:但我们只有这一个母亲,她对我们好。

Andy: Umm… Let’s go home and discuss with sister. 安迪:嗯…咱们回家并讨论的妹妹。Look！ There is one hundred dollars on the floor！ (Picks it up)看!那里有一百美元在地板上!(把它拣起来)

David: (Hits his head) One hundred dollars？ We need one billion, not one hundred！大卫:(打他的头)一百美元吗?我们需要十亿,一百个不!

Andy: It is mine. 安迪:它是我的。(Croaking voice)(鸣声的声音)

Scene II: David and Andy get home场景二:大卫,安迪回家

Sue: Is Mom OK？苏:妈妈好吗?

David: The doctor said we need a lot of money to save mother.大卫:医生说我们需要很多的钱来挽救母亲。

Sue: But we do not have much money. 苏:但我们没有很多钱。Look at our home. 看看我们的家。It is so poor. 它很差。(Effervescing voice)(Effervescing的声音)

David: Do not be sad！ Let’s discuss an idea.大卫:不要难过!让我们讨论一个主意。

Sue: What idea do you have？苏:你有什么想法?

Andy: We decide to rob a bank.安迪:我们决定去抢银行。

Sue: What？ Rob a bank？ Your brother-in-law has gone to prison several times for robbing banks. 苏:什么?抢银行?你的表哥去了几次抢银行的监狱。I don’t agree！ (Angry)我不同意!(生气)

Andy: But we don’t have a choice！安迪:但是我们没有选择!

David: If we don’t have enough money, our mother will die.大卫:如果我们没有足够的钱,我们的母亲就会死亡。

Sue: OK…this is the only thing we can do.苏:好吧…这是我们唯一能做的。

David and Andy: Let’s go！大卫和安迪:走吧!

Sue: No, we need to make a plan first.苏:不,我们需要先做一个计划。

David: Ask our brother-in-law. 大卫:问我们的妹夫。He always robs banks.他总是抢劫银行。

Sue: OK. 苏:好吧。I will tell him tomorrow.我会告诉他明天。

（Sue takes a lot of weapons back.）(苏需要大量的武器回来。)

Sue: Choose one weapon you are good at.苏:选择一个武器你擅长。

（Brothers choose the weapons.）(兄弟选择武器。)

Sue: Remember to wear your mask.苏:你记得戴面具。

Scene III: In the bank场景三:在银行里

Sue: Hello, I want to withdraw a billion dollars from my savings account.苏:你好,我想从我的储蓄存款中支取十亿美圆帐户。

Clerk: (To check her drawing account.) 店员:(对检查她的绘画帐户。)Sorry, you don’t have enough money in your savings account.对不起,您没有足够的钱(存在你的储蓄账户。

Sue: (Taking out a gun) Just do it！苏:(拿出一把枪)就这麽办!

Clerk: Help! 职员:救命!Help！救命!

David and Andy: Hurry up！大卫和安迪:快点!

Andy: Only underwear, no money.安迪:只是内衣,没有钱。

David: Are you stupid! 大卫:你是一个笨蛋!We just need money！ (The police officer arrives at the bank)我们只是需要钱!(警察到达银行)

Police officer: Don’t move! 警察:不要动!Put down your weapons. 放下武器。(The police officer holds up the gun to them.)(警察拿起了枪。)

David, Andy, and Sue: Oh, my God！大卫,安迪,和苏:噢,我的上帝!

David: The police officer is coming！大卫:警察来了!

Andy: What should we do？ (Nervous)安迪:我们该怎么做?(神经)

(David, Andy, and Sue want to escape away.)(大卫,安迪,苏要逃跑离开。)

Sue: I cover you! 苏:我遮盖你!Go！ Hurry！ (Police shoots Sue and Sue gets hurt.)离开!快点!(警察射苏和苏受伤。)

Sue: Oh！苏:哦!

David: Are you OK？大卫:你还好吗?

Andy: What happened？安迪:发生了什么事?

Sue: My leg is hurt！ I can’t walk now.苏:我的腿疼!我不能走路了。

Police officer: Don’t move, and give up！ You are all under arrested.警察:不要动,放弃!你们都在逮捕。

Scene IV: In the police office场景4:在警察局

Police officer: Why did you try to rob the bank？ Do you know it is illegal to rob the bank？警察:为什么你试图抢了银行的?你知道它是非法的抢了银行的?

David: Because our Mom is sick, we need money to save her.大卫:因为我们的妈妈病了,我们需要钱来救她。

Andy: We don’t have enough money, so we decided to rob the bank.安迪:我们没有足够的钱,所以我们决定去抢银行。

Sue: We know it is wrong to rob the bank, but we didn’t have any choice.苏:我们知道它是错误的去抢银行,但是我们没有其他选择。

Police officer: I understand why you need the money but robbing a bank is against the law.警官:我明白你为什么需要钱,但抢劫银行是违法的。

(Mom enters in the police office.)(妈妈进入在警察局。)

David, Andy, and Sue: Mom, we were wrong！大卫,安迪,和苏:妈妈,我们都想错了!

Mom: I know you robbed the bank for me, but it’s wrong！ It will affect your future.妈妈:我知道你为我抢了银行,但这是错误的!这将会影响到你的未来。

Police officer: We should be good to our parents, but we can’t do something against the law.警察:我们应该善待我们的父母,但是我们不能做一些违法的。

(All the three young people repent their follies.)(所有这三个年轻的人悔改他们的罪恶。

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