6人话剧

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6人话剧篇一：6人英语小品短话剧剧本

6人英语小品短话剧剧本

A(衣衫褴褛） B（衣着光鲜） C小花 D小草 E椅子 F新闻记者

B坐在E上吃东西，A一乞丐上前

A：先生，先生，请给我些面包，谢谢，我饿得不行了。

B：（厌恶）让开，让开。（然后便起身离开，这时他的钱包掉到E上头了）

A：先生，先生（A看见后，立即拾起，追上了走远的B）

B：让开，让开啊，我没吃的了，也没钱了（看也不看A，仍自顾自地走了）

C：他真愚蠢啊

D：是啊是啊（D点头附和）

A：可„„先生„„您听我说„„（仍拉着B衣服的后摆）

B：挖，你这人怎么这么讨厌！（还是没有回头看A一眼）

C：椅子啊，你会不会觉得刚刚坐在你身上的人特愚蠢？

E：唉，人总是这么愚蠢啊~~~~

D：是啊是啊

与此同时A与B还在纠缠，这时E终于隐忍不住爆发了。

E：先生！你的钱包丢了！你怎么这么傻啊。

A与B同时回头，看见了那会说话的椅子E，吓昏过去了。这一幕恰巧被经过的F看见了。于是F就报道了这一事件。

F：大家好，我是新闻记者F，今天我看见了一个奇异的现象，一个椅子说话了，两个人被吓昏了，下面我将采访一下被吓昏的两个人。

B：哦，上帝，哦，妈妈。

F：这个人傻了，我们不鸟他了，下面我采访一下另一个人吧，请问你为什么不告诉他，他的钱包丢了？

A：对不起，我不知道“钱包”这个单词怎么讲„„

F：通过这一事件，我们可以认识到，掌握一门外语的重要性，以及金钱给人类带来的影响。是吗，椅子？

E：是啊，是啊（E傻傻地拼命点头）

C：唉，人可真愚蠢，椅子也被他们弄傻了。

D：谁让这是一个童话呢„„

为了配合马可的英文翻译，所以台词能简单就简单啦。下面是马可的英文翻译。

A:sir,sir,please give me a piece of bread.thank you,sir.I'm hungry to die.

B:get away,get away,dirty man.

A:sir,sir!!

B:run away,please run away.I have no food,and I don't have money,either.

C:hey,xiao D,he is so foolish,isn't he?

D:yes,yes.

A:but....sir....please listen to me.....

B:wa,why are you so disgusting!!

C:hey,chair,do you feel the man sat on you a moment ago is very stupid.

E:ai,pretty flower,do you know,men are always very silly.

D:yes,yes!!

E:sir!you lost your wallet!can't you be more clever?

F:good morning,everybody.I'm a jonrnist F. Today I saw a very weird thing--a chair open her mouth,and two men are frightened to faint.now,I will intenview the two nozzy man.

B:wo,my god,wo,my,mum.

F:I'm sorry to tell you this man has been mad.we needn't take notice of him.let me interview the other man,hello,man,can you tell men why didn't you tell him he lost his wallet?

A:I'm sorry,I don't know how to speak "钱包" in english......

F:dear audience,through this thing we can learn that how improtant it is to mastery a foreign language,and how lagre the money affect us.is that all right,chair?

E:yes,yes. （本文来自天空剧本网 ）

C:ai,men is so silly.

D:don't believe us,it is just a fairly tale.

6人话剧篇二：英文6人话剧

出租车司机》英语话剧剧本

A Taxi Driver

一天出租车司机Tommy遇到了很多奇怪的事情。烦人的女孩、孕妇、抢匪、不管事的警察，甚至还遇到了鬼。。。

Cast

Erin Chang: Robber

Debby Tsai: Police officer

Serrin Lee: Betel nut girl

Alec Zhao: Ghost student

Leo Lee: Taxi driver

Yi-ling Chen: Pregnant woman

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Summary

This story talks about a poor taxi driver, Tommy, who meets many strange things in one day. First, he carries a Betel Nut Girl who wants to harass him. Second, a pregnant woman makes him feel nervous. Third, he carries a robber and meets a police officer who only manages traffic. At last, he carries a ghost student.

Tommy: Hello, my name is Tommy. Serving you is my honor. Where would you like to go?

Betel nut girl: Hi! Tommy. I’m going to Chong-Shan North Road, please. Tommy: Ok, Chong-Shan North Road, no problem. Um? I

remember there’s only a Chong-Shan East Road. Miss, are you sure you’re going to Chong-Shan North Road?

Betel nut girl: Um, I’m not sure. You just drive. Maybe I will remember where it is later.

Betel nut girl: How old are you? Are you married? You’re probably not married since you’re so young. Do you have a girlfriend?

Tommy: Um…miss, we are almost at Chong-Shan East Road. Do you want to have a look?

Betel nut girl: Oh! Not here. By the way, don’t you feel tired after driving all day long? Maybe I can help you relax.

Tommy: What…what do you want to do? Take your hands off me or I’ll scream!

Betel nut girl: I did nothing! You just missed a nice chance. Stop the car, I want to get off.

Tommy: (Relived) Great! The total is 155 dollars, Thank you. Betel nut girl: Um! Take it!

Pregnant woman: Hey! Taxi!

Pregnant woman: Thanks. You are real a very kind man.

Tommy: Where are you going?

Pregnant woman: Hospital, please.

Tommy: You’re going to the prenatal checkup, right? It must be very tiring carrying a baby.

Pregnant woman: Yeah. It’s almost nine months.

Tommy: Woo. Congratulations.

Pregnant woman: Thank you.

Pregnant woman: (screaming)

Tommy: Are you ok?

Pregnant woman: (screaming)

Tommy: Is it time now? Are you going to deliver your baby now? I will drive as fast as I can. Stay down.

Pregnant woman: (screaming)

Tommy: We’re almost there.

Pregnant woman: (screaming)

Tommy: Here we are.

Pregnant woman: Are we at the hospital? Well, how much is it? Tommy: Aren’t you going into labor?

Pregnant woman: Me? Are you kidding? It’s still a long time before the expected date of childbirth.

Tommy: What? Well, what were you just doing?

Pregnant woman: Oh, I was just practicing! This is my first time to have a baby, you know. Practice makes perfect! I need to be ready so it will go smoothly.

Tommy: Practice! All right… well, the total is one hundred twenty dollars.

Tommy: This woman was so strange! I thought she was going to deliver the baby in my car!

Robber: Get out of here, quickly!

Tommy: A strange pregnant woman just got off my car and now here comes a robber.

Tommy: Where do you want to go?

Robber: Shut up! Just drive!

Tommy: Hey…Hey. Be careful, there’s no eye in bullets.

Robber: Shut up! Just drive your car.

Tommy: Ok! Ok! You are the boss.

Robber: Hum…your gold necklace is very good looking. If it were on my neck, that would be nice.

Tommy: Oh…com…come on, don’t do this to me. This is a fake one. I just try to look tough by wearing it.

Robber: STOP nonsense!! Don’t treat me like a fool, I warn you! I will shoot you!

Tommy: OK! OK! Take it easy. My mouth is sealed.

Robber: …. I don’t want to do this …really… but I have 6 brothers, 7 sisters and 8 kids to feed. I even have to sell chewing gums, raise pigs. The worse of all, my husband just got out of the jail…I really have no choice.

Tommy: Don’t be so sad…. Here is tissue.

Robber: Thank you. Now give me your gold necklace! Hurry up! Do you want to eat bullets!!

Tommy: But…but…but….

Robber: Just hand it to me or I’ll become a really bad guy!!

Tommy: I don’t want to die yet.

The police: Beep~Beep~ stop the car.

Tommy: OH! Thank God! I am safe now! Hey, cop, a robber wants to rob me and….

Police officer: Show me your license and registration.

Tommy: But…sir.…I got a robber in my back….

Police officer: I only watch out for traffic! The public security is not my business.

Tommy: Not your business? But…

Police officer: Here’s your ticket. You were speeding.

Tommy: But I got a robber in my car! She told me if I couldn’t drive fast enough, she’d shoot me.

Police officer: And where is the robber?

Tommy: Just right over….what!! She’s gone; she was here just now….

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p>Police officer: See….your lie is stupid… Remember to take the ticket. Tommy: Sir! Sir!

6人话剧篇三：五人英语短剧剧本The Lost Youth(迷失的青春)与4人至6人英语话剧剧本Be a Good Lover剧本

五人英语短剧剧本-The Lost Youth(迷失的青春)

这是一个五人英语短剧剧本，剧本简短，但是情节生动！

人物:Jack Sean Kevin Claire Kiki

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Scene I

(In the classroom)

Sean Hi! How are you

Kevin Bad! Really bad!

Sean Do you want to try something to make you feel happy

Kevin OK! Do you have any ideas

Sean I know a pub which is popular.

Kevin Oh! Sounds great!

Sean Hm! Let’s go right now.

Sean You looked so blue recently. I have something good. It can make you feel high.

Kevin If I take that, how will I feel

Sean You will forget everything that bothers you, and you will feel so carefree.

Kevin Won’t there be danger

Sean Trust me! I can sell drugs to you if you want to try some!

Kevin But…but I have no money.

Sean Don’t worry! You can be a drug dealer. It’s a good business.

Kevin Hm…But…

Sean Take it easy. Let’s take some drugs to make us happy tonight!

Kevin OK…

(Sean and Kevin go to the pub)

Kevin Oh! So relaxing! Do you have any extra drugs

Sean No, but we can earn money by selling drugs, and use the money to buy more.

Kevin Really It’s a good idea.

Sean That’s right. But I don’t know who I can sell to.

Kevin It’s a big problem.

Sean Oh! I have an idea! I have two friends. Maybe they will buy them.

Kevin Hm…Let’s try.

Sean Let me call my friends.

Kevin I can lend you my cell-phone.

(On the phone)

Sean Hey! This is Sean, Where are you

Kiki I’m in the dormitory.

Sean I want to show you something wonderful.

Kiki What

Sean I can’t tell you now. It’s a secret. Come and I’ll show you.

Kiki Let me think.

Sean I’ll wait for you. Don’t hesitate. Hurry up! Bye!

(Sean turns off the phone)

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Scene Ⅱ

(Kiki and Claire are in the dormitory.)

Kiki Sean called me!

Claire What happened

Kiki They went to a pub. It is noisy there.

Claire Oh! Pub. I always hear bad news about pubs from TV.

Kiki Yes, me too. I don’t know what they are doing there. Sean tells me he wants to show something to us.

Claire What What’s that

Kiki I don’t know. He said it’s a secret.

Claire It’s very strange.

Kiki Claire, I have a bad feeling, they might be doing something illegal. They might be using drugs. Claire Oh! I don’t believe it.

Kiki I’m just guessing.

Claire But maybe it’s true.

Kiki If they take drugs, they will get addicted. They might take drugs again and again.

Claire And they will spend a lot of money on buying drugs.

Kiki What will they do if they do not have money

Claire They might rob a bank.

Kiki If they rob a bank…

Claire They will be arrested.

Kiki If they are arrested…

Claire Their parents will be very sad, and we will lose two good friends.

Kiki I can’t imagine how serious it will be.

Claire Me, either.

Kiki So… we should go find them, and tell them how serious it is.

Claire Wait… It’s all our imagination. Maybe they just go to the pub to make friends with beautiful girls. And I think it’s dangerous for us to go to the pub by ourselves.

Kiki Oh! I don’t know. We won’t understand what’s going on unless we are there. Maybe they are… in a dangerous situation.

Claire Mm…, I am also worried.

Kiki Okay! I think we should go there to see what’s going on there. If they are safe, we can come back quickly. If they do something they shouldn’t do, we’ll bring them back. Don’t leave them there.

Claire Okay! Let’s go.

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Scene III

(Sean, Kevin, Kiki and Clair in a pub)

Sean Hello! Let’s relax all night.

Kiki What are you doing now You are taking pills.

Kevin You are over reacted. Don’t worry.

Claire I think it’s so dangerous. Kiki, let’s go right now.

Kiki That’s right, I also feel scared.

Claire Me too.

(Kiki and Clair got out of the pub)

Kevin Oh! They are gone.

Sean Don’t worry about it. Let’s go on relaxing.

(Bi! A lot of policemen enter the pub.)

Police Freeze!

Sean Oh! Terrible things happened.

Police You are taking illegal drugs.

Sean They are not dangerous. They make me comfortable.

Police Don’t you know the drugs will destroy your health

Sean Really! But I didn’t feel bad or sick.

Police Drugs create hallucination for people who take them. If you try once, you will be addicted to them. Without them, you will be sick and sometimes you will even hurt yourself. It’s not a smart thing to do.

Kevin I really feel unhappy at school. I usually got bad grades. My mother always criticizes me. My girlfriend broke up with me last month. (Crying………)

Police I really sympathize at you, but you can do something healthier to help you feel good about yourself, like doing sports, or traveling. They are good for both your body and mind.

Sean Sorry. I made a mistake. I shouldn’t sell drugs for my friends.

Police It is not too late to quit using. And you can start a new life.

Kevin It’s really a bad experience in my life. I wouldn’t take drugs anymore. I shouldn’t run away from my problems.

Sean I feel the same way as you do.

Police Go to the police station with me. (Sean and Kevin are arrested.)

4人-6人英语话剧剧本Be a Good Lover

Be a Good Lover

又是关于爱情的。爱情是一个永恒的话题，不分国界、年龄（？）、、、你是不是一个good lover？

人物

Vicky

Benson

Greta

Andy

Marcell & Ken

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Scene I

(One day, Andy and Benson went to a meeting. In the meeting, they met a pretty girl — Marcell. And then, Andy fell in love with Marcell.)

Andy: Benson, I think that I am falling in love with Marcell.

Benson: Oh, My God. You have already had a girlfriend, Greta. How can you have another girlfriend? Andy: What should I do?

Benson: I don’t know… Andy, may I ask you a question?

Andy: Sure!

Benson: Do you love Marcell more than Greta?

Andy: I am not sure.

Benson: Oh, no. I think that you love Marcell more than Greta.

Andy: Maybe. Benson, could you do me a favor?

Benson: What?

Andy: Please keep it as a secret, and don’t tell Greta and Vicky about it.

Benson: Well…all right. But you won’t be able to hide it forever.

Andy: I know.

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Scene II

(After few days, Benson could not tolerate what Andy did anymore. Finally, Benson decided that he should tell Vicky about it.)

Benson: Vicky…

Vicky: What?

Benson: I want to tell you something.

Vicky: OK, I am all ears.

Benson: Andy is falling in love with Marcell.

Vicky: Oh, my god… I cannot believe it.

Benson: But I think that Andy can choose his lover. Maybe he doesn’t love Greta anymore.

Vicky: I disagree with you.

Benson: Why?

Vicky: Andy should treat Greta with faithfulness.

Benson: I don’t think so. He has the right to choose whom he likes most.

Vicky: So what can Greta do?

Benson: She can have another boyfriend.

Vicky: Are you sure? She loves Andy so much. I don’t think she would love someone else. Benson: Let’s see what will happen.

Vicky: All right, I don’t want to argue about it anymore. I want to go home.

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Scene III

(When Vicky knows that Andy is falling in love with Marcell. She decides that she should tell Greta about it.) Vicky: Greta, I want to tell you an unbelievable thing.

Greta: What’s it?

Vicky: Well, Andy is falling in love with another girl.

Greta: You are kidding.

Vicky: I’m not kidding you. I’m serious.

Greta: I don’t think that Andy should love another girl.

Vicky: I know what you mean. But it’s true.

Greta: I want to get Andy back. What should I do now?

Vicky: I don’t know. But if I were you, I would break up with Andy.

Greta: But I love Andy so much and I can’t live without him.

Vicky: Maybe you can try to forget Andy. After a while, you will forget everything about him. Greta: Maybe. But now I want to calm down myself.

Vicky: Ok. If you need someone to talk to, I am always by your side.

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Scene IV

(Greta phones to Andy presently. She is very sad and angry.)

Greta: May I speak with Andy, please?

Andy: This is Andy speaking.

Greta: I was told that you are falling in love with Marcell. Is it true?

Andy: Who told you about it? Oh! I know. It’s Vicky, right?

Greta: You don’t have to know who told me about it. But just tell me it is true or not.

Andy: It is true. I love Marcell. I am sorry.

Greta: I love you so much. I can give anything you want. Why did you betray me?

Andy: Greta, calm down, please.

Greta: Ha! My boyfriend loves another girl. How can I calm down? I want to break up with you right now.

Andy: Ok, do as your wish.

Greta: I don’t want to see you anymore.

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Scene V

(Andy and Marcell went to see a romantic movie. They talked with each other happily. They were on the way to Marcell’s place.)

Marcell: Well, what do you think about the movie?

Andy: I think that is a good movie.

Marcell: You are right. But the actor died of saving his country finally.

Andy: Don’t be sad. That’s just a movie.

Marcell: I know.

Andy: Next time I will take you to a place to see the stars. The scenery is beautiful.

Marcell: Ok. When can I see you again?

Andy: Tomorrow. At 6:00 pm.

(As soon as Marcell arrived home, she made a phone call.)

Marcell: May I speak with Ken, please?

Ken: This is Ken speaking.

Marcell: Honey, I just arrived home. I’m so tired.

6人话剧篇四：Wanderseveryfivemiles 6人话剧剧本

Wanderseveryfivemiles 6人话剧剧本

焦仲卿Johnny(Jforshort)刘兰芝Lunch(Lforshort)

焦母Johnny’smother(JMforshort)刘母Lunch’smother(LMforshort)

太守之子Mayor’sson(MSforshort)强盗Burglars(ABandC)

Prologue

(J作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,J被打中,狼狈不堪)

J:EverybodysaysthatI’mhenpecked,butinfact,I’masstrongasatiger,(小声)whilemy

wifeisWuSong.

(指着上台处的门大声道)I’mnotafraidofyou!

(内砸出一脸盆,Ｊ接住当成盾牌护着头)Then,I’mafraidofwhom?

MywifeLunchisthemostfamouswomanintheneighbor-hood.Sheisbraverthanme,

smarterthanmeandstrongerthanme.AllthisIdonotcare.Ionlywanthertobetender

thanme.Butsheisnot!Havingawifelikethisisjustlikelivinginthehell!

(内又砸出一卷纸筒,击中J)

MyGod!Whocanhelpme?(下)

Act1

(序幕结束时,JM作窃听状)

JM(拄拐棍上):Ican!

(对门内)Lunch!Lunch!Whereareyou?

L(扎着围裙,拿着锅铲,从门内跳出来):I’mhere!What’supmum?

JM:I’vetoldyouagainandagainthatyoushouldcallme“mymostbeautifulgracefuland

dearestmother-in-law”.

L:OK.Mymostbeautifulgracefulanddearestmother-in-law,what’sup?

JM:Sinceyoumarriedmysonyouhavebehavedsobadly.Youhavebeensorude,sobrusque,so

lazy……

L:But……

JM:Neverinterruptme!

L:Neverinterruptme!SinceImarriedyourson,thatterribleJohnny,Ihavebeenworkinghardall daylong,cookingandwashing.Ihaveraisedtensofthousandsofpigsandducksandchicken

and……

JM:Butallthoseyouhavedonearenotasvaluableasagrandson!

L(生气地挥动着锅铲):Oh,youwantagrandson,don’tyou?(开始解围裙)Goandaskyour

son.I’mleaving!(扯下围裙,扔在JM的脸上,下)

Act2

(LM坐在台上打毛线,L拿着锅铲上)

L:Mum,I’mback!

LM:Youareback?Why?Whathappened?

L:Iwaskickedoutbymymostbeautifulgracefulanddearestmother–in-law.

LM(惊讶,但随即露出幸灾乐祸的神情):See!Ihavealreadytoldyou!Whenyouinsistedon

marryingthatterribleJohnny,Itoldyouthatheisuglystupidandpoor,butyoudidnotlisten

tome.Lookatyourself……

L:But,mum……

LM:Neverinterruptme!

L:Mum,I’mnotinterruptingyou.IjustwanttotellyouthatyouarealwaysrightOK?And

I’llmarrywhomeveryouwantmeto.

LM(大喜):Nicegirl!Justnow,Imetthemayor’ssoninthemarket.Hesaid:“Ifyoudaughter

Haven’tbeenmarried,Ireallyreallywanttomarryher!”Nowyouarefreeagain,I’llgo

andtellhim.(下)

L(惊愕):What?Themayor’sson?Themostfamousplayboyintheneighbor-hood?(手中的锅 铲掉在地上)WhatasillythingIhavedone!(下)

Act3

(J睡眼惺忪上)

J(边走边道):Lunch!Lunch!Wherearemysocks?

(走了几步,在地上捡起袜子)Heretheyare!(闻一下) Er!Howsmelly!Theyarestilldirty! (突然想起)Lunchhasgone!Ihavetowashthemmyself.

(他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起来)Oh,I’msohungry!Butthere’snobreakfast!(捡起地上的围 裙)ThisiswhatLunchalwayswears!Imisshersomuch,andherexcellentcookingskill!Now shehasgone.Ihavetocookformymotherandmyself.

JM(上):Where’smybreakfast?Where’sLunch?Hasn’tshegotupyet?

J:Mum,can’tyouremember?Lunchhasgone!

JM(沉吟片刻):Well,totellyouthetruthJohnny,asonwithoutawifeisuseless.Lunchisanice

girl,goandtakeherback!

J(立正敬礼):Yesmadam!

Act4

(J开心地走着，忽然跳出来三个强盗)

A:Heyyou!Stopandlistentous!

Theroadisbuiltbyme!(抬脚重重地踩在一块大石头上)

B:AndIplantedonetree!(亦抬脚踩在同一块石头上)

C:Ifyouwanttogobythisstreet---(欲踩石头，但踩到了A的脚)

AB&C:Giveusallyourmoney!

J(搜遍了每一个口袋，掏出１角硬币):Is1maoenough?

(三强盗晕倒状，接着三人聚在一边商量)

A:Whatbadluck!Thisguyisbroken!

B:Ifwecannotrobanymoneytoday,wewillhavenothingtoeattonight!

C:Iheardthatthemayor’ssonisgoingtomarryMissLiuLanzhinextmonth.WEcangoand

robthewedding!

A&B:Goodidea!

J(惊讶):What?What?Lunchisgoingtogetmarried?It’simpossible!

AB&C:Why?Aprettygirlandarichman,whatagoodcouple!

J:ButLunchismywife!Wehaven’tgotdivorcedyet!

(突然有了主意)I’vegotanidea!Youaregoingtorobthewedding,don’tyou?I’llgo

withyou.YoutakethemoneyandItakethebride.

B:Haveyougotanyexperience?

J:No.ButI’vegotthis!(J脱下鞋子从里面摸出一张支票，上书＄１，０００，０００) Act5

(转眼已到了婚礼之期．MS意气风发用红绸牵着新娘上，J盖着红盖头极不情愿地被拉上台) (J和三强盗跃至台中)

ABC&J:Heyyou!Stopandlistentous!

A:Theroadisbuiltbyme!

B:AndIplantedonetree.

C:Ifyouwanttogobythisstreet---

J:Giveusallyourmoney!

(L听到J的声音，掀起了盖头)

L(惊喜万分):Johnny!(不顾一切地飞奔到J的身边并躲到了的身后)

(MS大怒，挥拳向J打来．J矮身一躲，MS打中了J身后的L，L晕倒) J(火冒三丈):Howdareyoubeatmywife!（挥拳向MS冲去）

(J与MS混战，JM上，以拐杖击晕MS)

(J将MS胸前的新郎标志扯下戴在自己胸前)

J(扶起L，关切地问):Honey,howareyou?

L(哭状):Ihurtalot!

J:Don’tcrybaby.I’llgoandfetchthemedicine. (下)

L(起身去追):Waitforme! (跑下)

(音乐起 CanYouCelebrate)

6人话剧篇五：六人校园话剧《我的大学》

六人校园话剧《我的大学》

人物：教师

学生：1（男），2（女），3（女），4（男），5（男），6（女）——要求各自掌握一个语种

序

（暗场）

（音乐起，辽阔悠远）

（黑暗中）众人齐声朗诵：

多年以后，你微温的双手穿过曾经青春的发丝，有一些刺痛牵扯你历经岁月的神经，是否会有某种记忆被偶然的唤醒，在黑暗中呼喊着你的名字，就像春天的钥匙解开冬天的锁，又像飞鸟的翅膀划破平滑的天空。往日的生活在你的心底，如同油脂从水底浮起，你回想起那些飘荡着歌声的日子，那些伴随着微笑浮现出的名字，那个流淌着青春和激情的，你精神的故乡，你梦想的家园，你的，也是我的，我们的，大学…… （音乐止）

第一场

教师：好，现在开始提问。（灯光亮。舞台上面对观众坐着六个学生。教授抱着双臂低头思考着什么）你们，我的同学们。今天是你们进入大学的第一天。你们有的穿过平原，有的走下高山，有的一路欢歌，有的愁眉不展，无论是下雨的街道，或是灿烂的庄园，故乡在你们背后，生活从此突转，你们来到了这个校园。在四年的生活还没有如同绸缎一样展开在眼前的时候，我想问你们，你们心目中的大学，是什么？ 1：老师，我先说。（清清嗓子，拿出一张纸，夸张的音调 ）我心目中的大学，是我梦想的流淌着奶和蜜的香格里拉。学校周围到处是小饭馆，去超市购物不用担心爸妈会管。食堂套餐营养丰富，晚上消夜油水充足，帮助我茁壮成长，发育良好……（被大家哄下来）

2：坐下！你想什么呢？你这哪里是来上大学？整个一鬼子进村！老师，我来说……大学，应该有渊博的白发先生，有无穷的知识宝藏，有灰暗的图书馆，和明亮的课堂。最关键是，我还听说，这里，每天只有4

堂课，而且不用交作业。上课睡觉没人问，不用担心期末考……

教师：这是谁教你的？

2：我们高三班主任！

教师：坐下！！你班主任上过大学没？胡说八道！！

3：该我了！（袅袅婷婷，京剧做派）大学，哎，瞧我这如花美眷，似水流年，都付与这大学校园。树上的鸟儿成双对，绿水青山带笑颜，随手摘下花一朵……

4：我来与你戴发间。（众人齐作呕吐）

老师：肃静肃静！同学们，你们……

5：（东北话）老师，我有话说！

老师：好，你说

5：（东北话）老师，我不象他们似的，就知道吃，就知道玩，不爱学习，不看书。老师，我可有追求了！我一定好好学习，天天向上。不过老师我有点业余爱好你看行不？

老师：你说。

5：其实也没啥，老师，我也就是爱组个队踢个球什么的。老师你看这窗户外边太阳也挺美的，天气也挺暖的，咱学校这草坪建的挺好的，我这心也挺痒的。你看要不咱们早点提前下课吧老师，你瞧我把鞋都带来了（拿出球鞋，众人掩鼻）

6：（手机响）喂……啊？搞到了？……好……我马上回来！你等我。（挂电话）报告老师，我有急事回去一下！

老师：什么事情？

6：我一个同学帮我带了几张演唱会的票！我现在就去拿！晚上你们谁和我去看F4？

其余五人：真的？是F4？

老师：同学们，你们别老想着什么F4！想想你们下学期，就要考专4！！

六人：啥是专4啊？？？？

（暗场）

（面光。熄灯号响，主持人上：“现在是晚间11点，请同学们离开校区，回到寝室。注意保证充足睡眠，注意水电火烛安全，看球的男生请勿高声地叫，聊天的女生不要放肆地笑。请关灯，谢谢！”。下。 灯光灭）

第二场

（舞台被自然划分成左右两边。男女各自分开，表示寝室。追光分别指向两侧）

4：（追光。1拉着5的胳臂，深情）熄灯，是我一天中精力最好的时候，满眼晃动的都是单词，白天记忆的碎片在此刻变的更清晰，更鲜明，同时更破碎；（5非常仰慕地半跪在1身前，亮出一个牌子，上面写着“牛人”）看见无数的字母在黑暗中循环往复摩肩接踵络绎不绝纷至沓来五彩缤纷眼花缭乱，此刻的我却只想对它们说三个字，（5做动作）我—不—认—识

5：明明是四个字？！

4：对了，老大怎么还不回来？

5：不知道啊。今天晚上没球赛吧。就是大排挡也该关门了啊。

4：去大排挡还算安全的。就怕在路上被咱们班的女生给劫了去押寨了。那可就惨了。

5：这有什么惨的啊？？我想被人劫还没有哩！让暴风雨来得更猛烈些吧！！

（追光灭）

2：（追光）都熄灯了，她怎么还不回来啊？

6：不知道啊。她专四不是早就已经过了吗，怎么还这么拼命？

2：好象又报了高口

6：啊？不会吧。那她岂不是比我又要多一本证书！

2：不就是一本证书而已？你别总和人家比这个啊！其实啊，她还羡慕你呢。她说你参加了那么多志愿者服务，做了那么多翻译，参加那么多会议，吃了那么多西餐，见识那么多外国帅哥，这些都是她可望而不可及的啊！

6：算了吧，那来什么帅哥？我见的不是非洲土著就是阿拉伯石油工人！

2：啊？不会吧！！

6：就是！……哎，你说，她这么晚还没回来，会不会遇到什么危险啊……

2：危险？你怕她被咱们学校男生劫了？

6：那倒不至于，他们没这个本事。（追光灭）

（追光亮。教授和1、3，在路灯下畅谈）

教授：很久没有这么畅快的说话了，尤其是和学生们。很高兴今晚能和你们这么专注的聊天，我觉得很愉快。真的

3：我们也觉得很愉快。也谢谢您！

1：（微醺）对！谢谢您！我很久没喝这么痛快了！今儿晚上的菜，呃（打嗝），真不错！

3：你就知道吃！你看你，上了三年大学，肥了三圈！脖子上胖的都是年轮，你怎么好意思啊！ 1：我就喜欢吃，怎么啦？吃饭难道耽误学习？我爱吃还碍着你了不成？又没抢你碗里的肉！

3：哼！我不吃肉！肉食者鄙！

1：你不吃肉啊！太棒了。以后发盒饭的时候我就来找你。我帮你……

3：你！！老师，你看看他！

教师：好啦好啦。难得请你们学生吃饭，只要大家高兴，就行！（向1）喜欢吃？也是好事！人就是要有个追求。我家里有几本书，专门讲各个国家的饮食文化，你要是有兴趣，可以借你看看！

1：真的？老师！我可真的要看。我跟您说实话，我现在最大的心愿，就是多学两门外语，然后周游世界，尝尽天下美食，晚年创办一所学校，专门传播各国饮食文化，（老师，本来我名字都想好了，结果已经被人注册了。就叫“新东方厨师学校”）

教师：很好嘛，真的很好！我支持你。你的想法如果能够实现，一定是很精彩的事业！（向3）就像我刚才说的，只要能将自己的专业语言优势完全的发挥出来，再结合自己的勤劳、天赋、智慧和爱好，我相信你们每个人都有辉煌的成就！

1、3：谢谢老师的鼓励！

教师：一晃就是三年了，我还记得你们刚走进教室时的眼神，怎么形容呢？……清澈见底。

1：那时候我们幼稚单纯，就像一潭清浅的湖水……

3：又像一碗没有放油的菜汤。

教师：可是转眼，你们的大学时光就要结束了。我问你们，当某一个夜晚，也许你辗转难眠，偶然间，你回望自己这一段旅程的时候，你们心里在想什么？（1、3相对无言，欲言又止）好吧，的确，我们还有一年，一切都还不能盖棺论定。今天很晚了，你们回去吧，回去告诉同学们，我有一个作业布置给他们，但不是立刻要交！我要你们每个人，在明年毕业的时候，说一句话，来概括你们四年的大学时光。好吗？（1、3点头）记住，这是我们的约定，也是你们给自己的承诺！

（追光灭）

第三场

（音乐起。空阔但是深情，既如黄钟大吕，但又直指人心。）

（灯光亮。六人全站成一排，没有椅子）

教师：（沉默片刻）……我还能说什么呢？……刚才的毕业典礼上，我都看见了！我看见你们通红的双眼，但这次不是因为通宵熬夜读书；我看见你们绞缠在一起的手指，不光和你们的恋人，还有朝夕相处的室友；我看见你们的欢笑比四年前更加灿烂迷人，而泪水却忍不住的流下来。同学们，我记得我曾经给你们留下一个题目，但是，我现在不要你们回答了，因为，你们已经给了我最圆满的答案。

3：不，老师，您还是让我们说吧，我们有太多的话要倾吐出来。（再见了，我的大学，再见了，我灵魂的家乡。也许在这里，我没有实现太多年轻的梦想，但是感谢你，给了我一个可以梦想的天堂。也许在过去，我挥霍了太多宝贵的时光，但是感谢你，让我知道，青春的精彩和芬芳。）（以上括号内的这些话，六人

6人话剧篇六：英语六人话剧

Figure: mother ( M ) son David( S ) girlfriend Linda ( G ) roommate A roommates roommate C B

The first scene

[场景：舞台的中央摆著一条长凳。G做在长凳上，东张西望，不断的看表，自言自语：“怎么还不来？”离开长凳，来回走动，然后又坐下。]

David: Linda!

S：（身穿名牌时装）琳达！

Linda: ( up to one side does not speak )

G：（身子转到一边不说话）

David: Linda, what is wrong with you?

S：琳达，你怎么了？

Linda: Haven’t we already agreed meet at 7 o’clock ? You should look at what time it is now ? You have already late for seven minutes and seven seconds !

G：（转向S用手指著手表）不是说好七点钟不见不散吗？你看看现在几点了？你晚了整整七分又七秒！

David: I was wrong, I was sorry, okay? Such things will not happen again. S：（陪上笑脸）我错了，我错了，行吗？下不为例，下不为例。

Linda: Well, look at your genuine’s sake, forgive you this time, but, today you have to go shopping with me,?

G：好吧，看在你态度诚恳的份上，就原谅你这一次吧，不过，今天你要陪我去逛超市，怎么样？

David: the supermarket?

S：逛超市？（略一迟疑）

Linda: How ? You don't want to?

G：怎么？你不愿意？

David: how can that be? However, I want to go to the park. There is beautiful the weather of today is good, Why not go for a walk?

S：怎么会呢？不过，还是去公园吧。那里风景好，而且今天天气也不错，去散散布多好啊。

Linda : You want to go to the park again? The day before yesterday just went? G：又要去公园啊？前天不是刚去过吗？

David: OK, OK, let's go shopping in the supermarket. Can you wait me for a while? I need to go back to the dormitory to get any money.

S：那好，那好，咱们逛超市。你等会儿，我回宿舍拿点钱。（转身要走） Linda: No, my body with money. Let 's go.

G：不用了，我身上带这钱呢。走吧。

David: what? You go out with me, how can I spend your money. Besides, this money means nothing for me , my family 's got plenty of money. You wait here for me, I’ll back soon

S：那哪行呢？你跟我一起出去，哪能让你花钱。再说了，这点钱算什么，我家里有的是钱。你在这等我，我这就上去拿。

Linda: See, here you come again. Your mouth shut up rich, open rich. This will let others think you and I together is to money?

G：（生气的说）你看，你又来了。你张嘴有钱，闭嘴有钱，人家还以为我是

冲著你的钱才和你在一起的呢？

David: All right. I was wrong? I was wrong again! But I sincerely, that money do not in my eyes!

S：好吧。我错了，我又错了。不过说实在的，这点钱我真不放在眼里！ Linda： you,. G：

你……（很生气的）

David: sorry, sorry, I do not say it again, I promise! Hey, your birthday is coming ,Why not take this opportunity to pick your birthday gift! You should not want me to take your money to buy a gift for you birthday

S：对不起，对不起，我不说了，我不说了。哎，你的生日快到了，正好借今天这个机会我去给你买件生日礼物！你总不能让我拿著你的钱给你买生日礼物吧。 Linda: well! I am here for you, you should come back soon!

G：（犹豫了一会）那好吧！我在这等你，你快去快回！

The second scene

[场景：舞台上摆了一张床，上面凌乱的堆放了一些衣物，床下有一盆，一侧有一圆桌，舍友A B C团坐打扑克，叫牌声不断！B上场。很匆忙。做开门动作。进门后开始在床上翻东西。]

A: Hey, David, and your dating end so soon?

A：（一边打牌一边说）哎，小刚，跟女朋友约会这么快就回来了？

David: how can it be，ah! She asked me to accompany her to the supermarket! You know I can't let her pay! Besides I don't care the money! I just back to get any money! S：（继续翻东西）哪能呀！她要我陪她逛超市！你说我总不能让她掏钱吧！再说这点钱我也不在乎！这不我回来再拿点钱

B: David your home really rich?

B：小刚你家里真的很有钱吗？

David: of course!

S：（停下动作，对著A B C，满脸认真的）那是当然！（继续翻）

C: David, since your home is rich, why do you still eat steamed bread and pickle everyday?

C：小刚，既然你家里那么有钱，那你为什么还整天吃馒头咸菜呢？

David: don't mention it, at home my mother forced me to eat meat every day, I was sick! Now see them on the nausea!

S：别提了，家里我妈天天逼我吃大鱼大肉，我都吃腻了！现在一见到它们就反胃！

A B C: oh ... ...

A B C：噢……

The third scene

M: young man, do you know where David lives?

M：（头上包著头巾，跨著一个篮子，里面装著花生，穿著土气。M远远的看见了P，连忙上前去）小伙子，你知道赵小刚住在哪里吗？

P: David? I was his classmate. What’s the relationship between you and him? P：S？我是他同学，你是他什么人？

M: I'm his mother I came from the countryside , in order to see my son, my son, I promise, from learning is good, is the first admitted to such a good university in our

village ! Young man, where he lives?

M：我是他母亲（P一脸惊鄂）我从乡下来，来看我儿子，我那儿子，真有出息，从小学习就好，是我们村里第一个考上这么好的大学！小伙子，他住哪儿？ P: he lived in the building, third floor, room 303!

P：（楞了半晌，手指指著一栋楼，结结巴巴）他住那栋楼，3楼，303房间！ M: Thank you.

M：谢谢。（转身向那栋楼走去，P目视她走向那栋楼）

The fourth scene

C: ( B ) do not patronize their speaking, it 's your turn to deal.

C：（拉B）别光顾着说话，该你出牌了。 （电话响，S接）

David: Hey, ah, ah I back right now, Linda, go, ok, I know. Guys, can you lend me any money, these days I am little lack of money；, do me a favor, please.

S：喂，啊，欣然啊，我呆会就下去，哎，我知道。（放下电话，迟疑了一会，满脸堆笑，转向A B C）哥儿几个今天能不能支援一下，这几天我手头比较紧张，帮帮忙吧。

A: you,?

A：你？

B: to borrow money?

B：借钱？

C: no?

C：不会吧？

A: Did you said your money to remit your card a few days ago?

A：你不是说这几天你妈刚在你存折上打了钱吗？

David: Yeah, yeah, these days the bank is hanging the work system, money is not played.

S：是啊，是啊，这几天我们家那边银行更换工作系统，钱打不上。

The fifth scene

（M敲门，S应声开门，见到M大吃一惊，迅速将她拉至门外

David: Mom, why do you come here?

S：妈，你怎么到这来了？

M: mom miss you so much, and over to see you.

M：妈妈想你了呗，就来看你了。（往里走，S拉住）

A: David, who is?

A：S，是谁呀？

David: no, nobody .

S：（忙应声）没，没人。（M趁机进屋）

M: Oh, Oh, These must be your classmates! The boy is spirit ! Eat peanuts for our own , big and sweet!

M：哎呀，（四顾，看到A B C热情上前）哎呀，这是同学吧！小伙子真精神！（抓出篮子里的花生分给A B C）来吃花生。我家里自己种的，又大又香！

（A BC莫名其妙）

M: Studying far from home is not easy for you, everybody should take care of each

other, right? Eating peanuts, help yourself peanut.

M：在外头上学都挺不容易的，大伙多互相照应者点，别客气，吃花生，吃花生。（M说话同时电话响，S忙接）

Linda: why don't you come down? You do not come down, I will go!

G：你怎么还不下来啊？你还不下来，我就要上去了哦！

David: I'll go down, no, no, you don’t come up.

S：我马上下去，不，不，你可千万别上来

Linda: Why will there is the voice of a woman?

G:怎么会有女人的声音呢？

David: what? The woman? Ah, ah, she is just a saler!

S:什么？女人？啊，啊，是个推销的！（挂电话，擦汗）

M: Oh, your pillow towel almostly catch up with your father’s towel wipe feet of cloth. Let me help you to wash!

M：哎呀，你的枕巾都快赶上你父亲的擦脚布了。我帮你拿去洗洗！（从床底下找出盆，装上若干衣物，准备出门）

B: who is that?

B：这是谁呀？（问S）

David: that is, it is ... ...

S：这是，这是……

M: you this boy, how don’t you to speak? I was his mother.

M:你这孩子，怎么不说话呢？（对A B C）我是他妈妈

David: no, no ... ... mother, you don't understand!

S：（忙拉住M抢话）不，不……（将M拉到一旁）妈妈，你不懂！

M: you this boy, I'm your mother, you are my son, who knows you if I don't?

M：（惊奇的）你这孩子，我是你妈妈，你是我生的，我不懂谁懂？（电话响，S撇下M，忙接）

Linda: Why are you so slow, the car is coming.

G:你怎么这么慢，车要来了

David: what? The cars coming? You don't come up! I'll go down right now! S：什么？车快来了？你千万别上来呀！我马上下去！

M: the child!

M：（叹了口气）这孩子！（转身要去洗衣服）

C: is this your mother?

C：这就是你妈？

David: no, not, this, this is my mother, my mother hired her to send me something ... ...

S：（结巴，为难的）不，不，这，这是我妈，我妈雇来给我送东西的……（A B C凑在一起小声议论，G打手机上楼，电话响，无人接听，G行至门口止住） A: this woman is his mother? His mother is not general manager? Hire someone to send a thing also cannot hire so vulgar!

A：这人是他妈？他妈不是总经理吗？雇人来送东西也不能雇这么粗熟的呀！ B: I think David nine out of ten bragging. Vanity to show off, no wonder he eat steamed bread and pickles also borrow money!

B：我看S十有八九在吹牛。爱慕虚荣摆阔气，怪不得他吃馒头咸菜还要借钱呢

C: shh ... ... don't say like that. Nobody knows what was happen, that will hurt the students feelings.

C：嘘……这种事不要乱说，谁也不明白怎么回事，这样说会伤害同学的感情的。（互相打小动作）

（M似乎听到他在说什么，楞了半天，失手盆落地。不知所措，退了几步，拦在B面前）

M: don't, don't criticize the child! I ... ... .. I'm a worker, which his mother hired to give him something, his mother want me to talk to him, Don't be afraid to eat in school. The child was thrifty, and a good child. His mother said, let alone the home is, if not, also will afford his university education! I go to the laundry. Oh, yes, there is some money here, is my ... ... ... ... is his mother let me send David

M：不要，不要批评这孩子！我……..我是他妈妈雇佣的给他送东西的工人，（转身拾衣服）他妈妈要我对他说，在学校里不要不舍得吃。这孩子从小就俭省，是个好孩子。他妈妈说，别说家里有条件，哪怕没有，也要供他上大学！我去洗衣服了。噢，对了，这里有些钱，是我…………是他妈妈让我送来给S的。（手颤抖，掏钱给S）（说完抹眼泪，拿著盆子要去洗衣服 ，S失神的听著，转身给M跪下，抱住M的腿，垂头，目光呆滞，眼含泪花。）

David: mother ..

S：（大声喊）妈妈…（M上前抱住S，A B C哑然默默注视母子二人哭泣） M: child, remember! We were poor, but we couldn’t have no ambition, as long as the backbone, there is no need to afraid of others’ despise, study well in the future rise head and shoulders above others, put the poor hat off!

M：（语重心长）孩子啊，记住！我们穷，但是我们不能志短，只要有骨气，就不怕别人瞧不起，好好念书将来出人头地，把这个穷帽子摘了！（S含泪点头，G出场，慢慢走向S，S看见G

Linda: have you heard ... ...

S：欣然，你都听到了……（刚要说，G抢著说）

Linda: yeah I also saw what had happened. and I also understand, that's aunt. I told you I admire you but not the other, I know you are good to me, and pay a lot in order to make me happy, but I want to tell you, even though you have nothing now, I believe that with you talent, you will do something previously unexpected.

G：（注视著S，娓娓道来）我刚才都看见了，我也明白了，（走向M）这就是伯母吧。（扶著M，对B说）我早说过我欣赏的是你的人而不是其他的，我知道你是真心对我好，我也知道你为了让我开心付出了很多，但有一点我要告诉你，即使你现在一无所有，但是我相信凭借你的才华，你将来一定会有所作为的。（S感动，止住哭泣，看著G，G与B扶起M，面向A B C

David: This is my mother, my mother !

S：这就是我妈，（语重地）我亲妈！

（S与G共同搀扶M沉重，慢慢的走，S突然又一次跪倒大叫一声：“妈！”）

6人话剧篇七：六人英语话剧《三打白骨精》剧本

Three Times’ Beating Monster

剧本作者：黄斯倩（重庆邮电大学）

导演：黄斯倩

演员：黄斯倩，佘加杰，张碧亮，王传奇，谢光磊，卓炀程

人物：唐僧 、孙悟空、 猪八戒、 沙僧、白骨精（村姑 小孩、老太婆、 幕后放ppt的

场景一：（“路在脚下” 音乐响起）

唐僧:（轻咳）悟空,factually, I am a bit hungry， Could you go to get me some food?

八戒: You see, master is hungry, me too!

沙僧：大师兄，二师兄说的对

唐僧: 八戒!Don`t forget who ate my last meal!（脚踹八戒） 八戒：(委屈)but I still hungry!

沙僧: But master, if a monster comes while 大师兄 is away··· 唐僧: （点头）Em„„.It is a problem.悟空, do you have any idea? 悟空: No problem! (悟空围三人转了一圈)

八戒: This is„..?

悟空: Electric net! I have learnt the energy of electricity from 儿歌三百首. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it!

唐僧: Emm (摸悟空头)„„悟空, you are becoming smarter! 额

米头发, knowledge is power!

悟空: Bye! jindou cloud！

筋斗云：I am jindou cloud!(捶胸，做熊样)I am here!(把孙悟空拖走)

唐僧打坐，闭目养神。八戒和沙僧：两只小蜜蜂啊，飞在花丛中啊···

场景二：

村姑：米拉桑，阔你急哇~（日语）

师徒三人：oh，hi（大家站了起来，某些个吹口哨,做勾引手势） 村姑:My name is bai~ （扭捏害羞样）

大家：hello, miss bai.

村姑: actually, I am going to send some food to some masters ,they live in the temple, look, around the corner. （欲接近唐僧，被弹回）em···may be you are hungry, welcome to my home to have a dinner, I will make food for you ,(轻声说)delicious!

八戒：yeah! you look so delicious! shifu! lets go!

唐僧：miss bai, you are so kind ,but we have to wait for 悟空„

沙僧：师傅，二师兄说的对，大师兄will find us, let us go now! 村姑：come with me.(大家跟着村姑走着，村姑一个媚眼，八戒倒下，唐僧跨过八戒的身体继续跟着村姑)

[沙僧：（扶八戒）are you ok?

八戒：no! I am full in love with the girl!

沙僧：yeah！she is an apple in my eyes!（吃了一口苹果）] 唐僧：miss bai!村姑：（转身眨眼）what ?

唐僧：I love you when I see you at the first time! I ··· 村姑：（轻轻用手堵住唐僧嘴）you jump , I jump!(音乐响起，二人做泰坦尼克号经典动作)

村姑：（转过身）shifu, close your eyes! let`s have a kiss! 唐僧：wow I love to（闭眼，翘起嘴巴，伸脖子）（村姑奸笑，准备吃了唐僧）

悟空: (回来，看见村姑，火眼金睛看一眼村姑)Oh, monster!(上前就打,两人大战三回合，村姑倒)

村姑: （倒)Ah„„(凄惨的音乐放起)

唐僧: (气愤)悟空! Look what have done! She is a kind girl! 悟空: She is a monster!

唐僧: Nonsense!(深呼吸)

悟空: Oh, please don’t„„

唐僧:It’s too late!(唱) 哦玛丽玛丽买卖home~~~

悟空: Please, Please, oh, no„„(痛苦抱头)

唐僧: (捶胸痛喊)悟空,I’m disappointed with you!

场景三：

小孩：（坐在地上痛哭）

（唐僧师徒走过来）

小孩：（拉住八戒的腿）I want my mom.

八戒：shifu, we are in trouble!

沙僧：let me try. little girl ,who is your mama?

小孩：her name is bai.

沙僧：师傅，二师兄说的对。We are in trouble.

师傅：little girl, your mom is going to the heaven. 小孩：what does it mean?

八戒：yeah, she is dead.

沙僧：d-e-a-d, dead! we killed her.

小孩：what? why? bring back my mom . I kill you!

悟空：stop!(闻小孩三下)you are monster!

小孩：you !are the monster! Ugly monster!

悟空：（咬牙切齿）I am not ugly! You monster, I`ll beat you into hell!(悟空追打小孩,小孩躲至唐僧身后，悟空打，不想打到唐僧头，唐僧晕，悟空再打死小孩) (凄惨的音乐放起)

八戒&沙僧: Are you Ok, shifu? (扶唐僧)

沙僧: Look,(伸食指)how many?

唐僧:Two„(晕乎乎地)悟空, game over!

场景四：

老太婆：you killed my daughter and my daughter`s daughter!

I kill you!

唐僧：oh !it is my fault! I am not a good shifu! please kill me !

(老太婆掐唐僧，原地转圈)（悟空张开右手，左手指着右手，闭眼大喊：turn，turn，turn，沙僧把金箍棒放到他手中）

八戒：awsome! you turn into your golden cudgel！ 沙僧：大师兄，是被妖怪抓走了！

悟空：oh, shifu ,I am coming!.....don`t move!

悟空: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)

唐僧: （想阻止，未及）You, you.....(悟空打到师傅，师傅晕，E,沙僧扶住 )（悟空与老太婆大战三回合，老太婆死）

唐僧：You have killed three lives!

悟空: No, they are not human beings! They are created by monster!

唐僧: Monster? You are a real monster! look! you so ugly! Never let me see you, go!!(凄惨的音乐放起)

八戒: Master, 大师兄 just.......

唐僧: shut up! Don't mention that guy any more!

八戒：look，the body is gone! May be大师兄is right. 沙僧：师傅，二师兄说的对，the women is really a monster! 唐僧：oh!悟空,come back!

悟空：what？

6人话剧篇八：英语话剧 适用于4—6人

英语剧本（一） Skipping Class

（6人剧本。《逃课》，绝对适合学生的剧本，讲述逃课的故事。）

Cast

Anita: Never understands why students like to skip classes

Kevin: Treats “skipping classes” as the principle of university life

Ken: Eager to skip classes but dares not to do it

Jason: Always commits himself not to skip classes

Steven: Always gives himself a good excuse for skipping class

Rita: A professional class skipper

Scene I

(Anita, Kevin, Ken, Jason, Steven, and Rita are all Tunghai University students.

They are good friends. One day, Ken and Jason meet on the way to the classroom.)

Ken: Why are you late? And, you just missed the last class. The teacher gave us the main topics for the mid-term examination.

Jason: Oh, shoot! I just missed it. Would you lend me your notes so I can make a copy? Ken: Sure if you give me a good reason why you missed the class. You promised me that you would be in class on time today.

Jason: Believe me, I would like to keep my word. The problem is that I have the ―Business Management‖ test today and I was up studying for it till three o’clock this morning. Then I fell asleep and woke up at ten o’clock this morning.

Ken: You studied until three o’clock this morning? Why? What did you do yesterday afternoon? I know you were free from four o’clock on yesterday.

Jason: Well, I met one of my very old friends on line and we just talked too long… Ken: For God’s sake! Don’t you care about next week’s mid-term examination?

Scene II

(Anita, Steven and Kevin are talking to one another in front of a classroom. And, Anita is trying to prevent Steven and Kevin from cutting the next class.)

Anita: Hey, we’ll have the ―Business Management‖ class in a few minutes. Where are you going? Don’t tell me that you are going to argue with Jason.

Steven: I will do anything for my good friend. Of course I am going to argue with the guy who gave my good friend a hard time.

Anita: You always like to get involved in someone else’s business. You’ll get yourself in trouble. Don’t you know it? ...

Kevin: Anita, don’t be upset with him. He will not listen to you. Just leave him alone. By the way, I am still waiting for your decision. Are you coming with me to the concert tomorrow? Anita: Oh, I am sorry that I almost forgot it. What time tomorrow?

Kevin: Two o’clock. I cannot wait to see my adorable superstar – Jolin. Oh, how wonderful!

Anita : wait a minute. We have Calculus class tomorrow afternoon. Are you out of your mind?

Kevin: Well, I’m not. Yet I think we can just copy the notes from someone else.

Anita: No, this is a very important class. And you would never understand it without listening to the lecture.

Kevin: To me it makes no difference. Even if I were in the class I would never understand what the teacher is talking about. Besides, who likes to look at the old baldhead?

Scene III

(After Calculus class, Anita is on the way to the ST building. At the same time, Rita is walking to the ST building from the dorm. They meet in front of the laboratory.) Rita: Here I am. Look, I did what I promised. I am a good girl, not skipping classes.

Anita: What are you talking about? This is the 5th class. You skipped the first four classes this morning. Yesterday you promised that you would not skip any class.

Rita: Did I? We don’t have any class in the morning but we’re packed in the afternoon on Wednesdays.

Anita: I beg your pardon? Today is Thursday and we have classes the whole day. Besides, didn’t you meet us this morning while we were going out to class?

Rita: I thought you were going to the library.

Anita: You are loopy now because you’ve skipped too, too many classes.

Rita: Why did you say so? I know that we will have the Computer Program test tomorrow. Anita: You are incurable. The test was this morning!

Scene IV

(Ken and Rita are talking to each other. They are talking about how to skip a class. ) Ken: I wonder why your Calculus professor never takes attendance. Yet, every time I skipped class, my professor always knew I was absent. I think I am really unlucky. Rita: well, you’ll appreciate what I’m going to tell you now, my three very good

suggestions.

Ken: What are they?

Rita: Now lend me your ears – First of all, whether you skip the class or not, you’ll never pass the course.

Ken: How do you know that I will not pass?

Rita: Calculus is extremely difficult. I don’t believe you can pass it.

Ken: Maybe you are right. What else?

Rita: Before you skip the class you should treat everyone nicely. And after that, you should try to flatter your professor.

Ken: Why?

Rita: Well if you treat the classmates nicely, they will help you sign your name on the

attendance sheet. And if you flatter your professor properly, you may ask the professor to pass you. Lastly – To skip the classes successfully you cannot skip too many classes or too few.

Ken: What do you mean? Not too many and not too few?

Rita: You need good weather for skipping classes so you can go out to fool around. And then you need good timing so you can go to the newly opened internet café that is on discount. Finally you need good relationships with the classmates so they can cover it up for you.

Ken: You are a genius.

Rita: I am just very professional.

Ken: I see now. I will try sometimes. Hah, Hah, Hah!!!

Scene V

(Ken meets Kevin at the parking lot.)

Kevin: It’s time for the English class. Why are you here?

Ken: I don’t want to go to English class. I want to cut the class.

Kevin: Why?

Ken: Because someone told me cutting classes can be fun.

Kevin: That’s right. I will show you how much fun it is to cut classes.

Ken: Ok. Let’s go.

(Kevin and Ken cut the class and go out to have fun with girls. And both of them will fail the English class. Therefore next semester they will see Jean, their English teacher, again.)

英语剧本（二） 灰姑娘（Cinderella）

第一场布景：灰姑娘家

旁白：Long, long ago, there was a cute girl, her name is Cinderella, her mother was dead, and her father loved her very much.

父亲: Dear daughter! These presents are for your birthday! Do you like them?

灰姑娘: Yeah, thank you, Dad.（开心地接过）

父亲: My lovely daughter, I hope you can be happy forever!

旁白：But one day, her father married a new wife and died unfortunately. Look, her stepmother and her new sisters are COMING.

后妈: Helen, Jenny, look, how beautiful the house is! （四周看了看，开始乱翻东西，拿起些东西来看）

后妈女儿（1）: Yes, and so many fruits.（一个个用手指点） Apples，bananas, mangoes and lychees. Wow, I like them. (吃水果)

后妈女儿（2）（打开衣柜，:翻翻看看） Mum, look, so many beautiful clothes. I like this dress. (往身上穿) 灰姑娘：Oh, no, please, that’s my dress. This new dress is bought by my father(跑过去，想把那条裙子拿过来).

后妈女儿（2）： Who are YOU? (把那条裙子藏到一边，厌恶地把灰姑娘的肩膀推了推)Mum, who is she?（退了几步，回头看后妈，用手指指了指灰姑娘）

后妈: She is your little sister. But it doesn't matter. Now! Cinderella, go, clean the room and then cook for us. RIGHT NOW!

灰姑娘: Why? I'm not your servant.（插着腰，皱着眉很生气的样子）

后妈: Yeah.（点头）. But from NOW ON you are our servant.（很凶的样子）

后妈女儿（1）: Mum, I like this dress. (拽灰姑娘的衣服)

后妈女儿（2）：I like her necklace. (抢走她的项链戴在脖子上) 灰姑娘：Oh, no, PLEASE!!! (哭喊)

旁白：After that, Cinderella had to been their servant. She worked and worked from morning to night.（Cinderella在洗衣服，扫地，干别的家务活） She had no room to live and she have to sleep in sofa（睡在沙发上）; she had no good food to eat and good clothes to wear. She was more and more dirty.

第二场布景：灰姑娘家 （士兵在门外敲门）

后妈: Who is it?

士兵: I'm the soldier of the palace. (后妈打开门)Good morning, madam, this letter is from the palace, for you and other girls in this house. Good-bye, madam!

后妈: What is it? (打开信看——欢呼，向后妈女儿（1）（2）招手)Helen, Jenny, good news! There will be a big dancing party in the palace. Prince Edward will select a queen among the young girls in this kingdom.

后妈女儿（1）: Hooray! I'll be the queen!

后妈女儿（2）: Hey, I will be the queen, not YOU!!

后妈: Okay, girls. You must put on your most beautiful dress and make up immediately! 灰姑娘: (小心地走出来问道)Mum, I want to go to the party, too.

两个后妈女儿: You? Look at yourself, so dirty and so ugly. (大笑起来)

灰姑娘（看着在镜子前整理衣服化妆的后妈）：Mum，please, can I… 后妈: Girls, are you ready? Let's go. Cinderella, you are so dirty and ugly that you haven’t any excuse to go. And you must do your housework FIRST! Good night!! (后妈和她的女儿很骄傲地走出门外，灰姑娘很伤心地坐到地上哭了。这时，猫、鸽子和狗来了)

灰姑娘: （猛然发现）Oh, my friends. I really want to go. What shall I do?

猫,鸽子,狗: Don't be so sad, Cinderella. At least, we are with you. If we can help you, we will do our best!

灰姑娘：Oh，my friend，thank you very much. But I haven’t any beautiful dresses now! What can I do? WHO can help me?

仙女:（突然跳着舞出现） Poor girl, let ME help you. You need a carriage, you need a coachman, you need some horses, you need a bellboy, and you need a beautiful dress.（挥动魔杖，用南瓜变成马车，用老马变成马车夫，用老鼠变成马，用狗变成侍者，把灰姑娘变得很漂亮）

猫、鸽子和变成侍者的狗:（睁大眼睛，看着灰姑娘）Wow, how beautiful!

猫: You're the most beautiful girl I've EVER seen.

狗: Yes! You will be the most beautiful girl in the party! （拉拉灰姑娘的手）

鸽子: Yes! You will be the most beautiful lady in this party! And Prince Edward will love you at once! （欢快地飞来飞去）

仙女: Now, Cinderella, go to the party and dance with the prince. But remember you must come back before 12 o'clock. REMEMBER, 12 o’ clock! Or you will change back into now. 灰姑娘: Thank you, kind fairy. (冲出门外)

仙女: (对灰姑娘喊)Be careful! Don't forget the time!

灰姑娘: I won't forget. (跳上马车)Good bye, kind fairy and my dear friends!! (挥动手帕，消失在暮色中)

第三场布景：皇宫中

大臣（1）: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the prince-dancing ball. This night, our worshipful Prince Edward（这时，王子走了出来，向所有来宾鞠躬）will select the most beautiful and kindest girl to be his queen .Now, young girls, come to the front, please! （女孩子们走上前）

大臣（2）：（将头转向王子）Highness，how are they? Which one do you like? 王子: （皱起眉头）Mmm…I don’t think they are… (Cinderella suddenly comes in) 大臣们: （惊叹）Wow! How beautiful THAT girl is! （众来宾惊恐地回过头）

旁白：She's like a fairy. She's like an Angel. She's so lovely. She's like a princess. How pretty Cinderella is!

王子:(走上前，鞠躬) Pretty lady, may I be honored to dance with you?

灰姑娘: I'd love to.（握住王子的手，开始跳舞） (Music and dance)

旁白:Beautiful Cinderella and handsome Prince Edward are dancing. They fall in love. (12点的钟声猛然敲响了,敲了6下)

灰姑娘: Oh, it's time to go back. I must go now. I am sorry that I cannot dance with you any more, sir!

王子: Wait, miss, please wait! （追上去）

灰姑娘：(急忙地跑，掉了一只鞋)Good bye, sir!

王子: (拿起鞋)Pretty lady! Why are you leaving? I must find you!! Soldiers!！

士兵们: Yes!!

王子: Take this shoe to every house and let all the young girls have a try tomorrow morning. You must find the girl for me. FAST!

士兵们: Yes, highness!

第四场布景：灰姑娘家的花园中

灰姑娘:（失去了魔法的帮助，变回了原样）Oh…He was gentle, he was handsome, oh! I cannot forget him… I love him! But I hadn’t found Prince Edward and danced with him yet…

鸽子: Cinderella, don’t you know? The man who danced with you was PRINCE EDWARD!! （猫和变回原样的狗点头附和）

灰姑娘:REALLY?? My goodness!! （捂住嘴巴，不敢相信的样子） Oops, I am sorry…I haven’t done the housework! Mum, Helen and Jenny will back soon! They will be angry! See you soon, buddies! （哼着小曲跳走了）

第五场布景：灰姑娘家

6人话剧篇九：除夕——六人英语话剧剧本

New Year’s Eve

除夕的传说，一个很优秀的剧本，讲述了除夕的传说，就是有一个怪物叫“夕"，每到腊月的最后一天会出来害人...

Characters

Monster who likes to eat people, especially on Chinese New Year’s Eve （ ）

Old lady A whose husband and children were eaten by the monster ( )

Old lady B who comes to help old lady A to fight with the monster （ ）

Neighbors C （ ）

Neighbors D （ ）

Neighbors E （ ）

Monster （ ）

Scene I

SETTING: C、D、E and old lady A are in the village.

AT RISE: C、D、E are talking to one another.

C: Tomorrow is Chinese New Year’s Eve.

D: Oh, my god！ It’s Chinese New Year’s Eve again.

E: We must run away today or we will be eaten by the terrible monster.

C: Yes, I remember it comes to the village every year.

D： And eat all the people.

E: That’s terrible！Old lady A’s husband and children were eaten by the monster last year.

C: Oh, that poor lady who lost her family. She must be very sad. D: We must tell her to run away with us.

E: Yes, don’t let the tragedy happen again.

CDE: (Run to the old lady A’s home) Old lady, Old lady, you must run away with us now.

C: Yes, take your baggage and go with us.

D: Hurry up, we have no time to waste.

A: No, I want to stay here.

E: Why？

A: I want to fight with the monster！It killed my family. I need to take revenge on it.

C: No, No, No, it’s not safe.

D: You won’t win by yourself！

E: And you will be eaten, too.

CDE: You must go with us！！

A: I’m too old, and I don’t want to keep living without my family. I must kill it before I die.

CDE: You are a crazy woman. Just suit yourself. (C, D, E run away)

Scene II

SETTING: old lady B is at Old lady A’s home

AT RISE: Old lady A is cooking dumplings. Old lady B is knocking at the door.

B: Anyone home？

A: (Opens the door) What are you doing here？You must run away with the other neighbors or you will be eaten by the monster.

B: I’m too hungry to run. Can you please give me something to eat？ A: All right, all right.

B: (Eating dumplings) Why don’t you run away like everyone else？ A: I want to kill the monster because it ate my husband and children. B: But it is too difficult.

A: I don’t care.

B: Do you have any method to deal with it？

A: Um, I don’t know.

B: In order to thank you for giving me this food, I can teach you how to kill the monster.

A: Really？How？

B: Well, I know the monster is afraid of the color red and loud noise. So we can stick some red papers on the door and make loud noise to frighten it away.

A: So what are we waiting for？Let’s do it now.

B: You are right！It’s getting darker and darker outside. Scene III

SETTNG: Outside A’s home.

AT RISE: The monster shows up in front of A’s home.

Monster: Ha！Ha！Ha！After one year of sleeping, I’m very hungry now. It’s time for me to eat a lot of people. Ha！Ha！Ha！It’s too bad that everybody runs away. Oh, there is a light in that house, there must be people in it. (Knocking on the door.) Anybody home？ I won’t hurt you, just open the door. (When it sees the red paper on the door.) Oh, my god, it’s the color red, I’m afraid of it. Stay away from me.

AB: (Opens the door, and they are wearing red clothes) You bad monster. Now it’s your turn to feel afraid. (They beat drums and strike gongs.) Monster: Oh, my god~ I can’t take it anymore. Please forgive me.

A: You ate all my family. How can I forgive you？

Monster: I’m sorry. I will do anything you say if you only let me go. B: I think the monster feels very sorry now.

Monster: Yes, Yes, I ‘m so sorry.

A: Well, if you go away and never come back, I will forgive you.

B: Yes, and never eat people anymore.

Monster: Ok, I promise you I will never eat people and never come here again. (They stop beating drums and striking gongs. The monster runs away and

never comes back anymore.)

Scene IV

SETTING: In the village.

AT RISE: A、B、C、D、E are talking.

C: How did you do it？

A: B told me the monster is afraid of the color red and loud noises.

D: Wow！How do you know this？(To B)

B: Actually, I’m a fairy. I’m here to help you fight the monster. E: Oh, thank you. You really did us a big favor.

B: You're welcome. Now you don’t have to be afraid of this monster anymore. (Everyone is happy and clapping their hands.)

THE DNE

谢谢大家观看！

6人话剧篇十：英语六人话剧

麦子，名兜，字仲肥，生卒年不详。是我国一位极次要、极次要的思想家发明家。

据说他的发明包括电饭煲、电热水炉、电蚊香，还有电鼻毛机。但是都因为一时忘记了发明电，所以他的发明品都放在家里，一无所用。

无影脚也是他发明的。他还发明了隐型眼镜和隐型裤袜。不过都因为没有人看得见，所以未能列入史册。

全世界第一个电话也是麦子仲肥制造的，又因为全世界的第二个电话，要到十九世纪未，才由美国人贝尔制造出来，所以麦子坐在全世界第一个电话旁等啊，等啊，等啊„„

一直等到他死的那一天，他的电话都从来没响过。

在麦子仲死了几百年之后，在长江支流往南的下方的下方的下方，就是珠江三角尖了，就在这个尖尖的尖尖，也就是香港大角嘴，我们找到了可能是，麦子仲肥的第十八代后人——麦兜。

“妈妈，什么是第十八代后人呀？”

“啊„，就是你爸爸的爸爸的爸爸的爸爸的爸爸的爸爸，生了你爸爸的爸爸的爸爸的爸爸的爸爸的爸爸，生了你爸爸的爸爸的爸爸的爸爸的爸爸，生了你爸爸的爸爸的爸爸的爸爸的爸爸的爸爸的爸爸，生了你爸爸的爸爸的爸爸，就生了你。”

“哗，原来我有这么多爸爸！”

麦兜不是一个聪明的学生，不过傻蛋归傻蛋，麦兜还是个听话的小朋友。他吃得，多拉得，多力气也大：为同学们扭开瓶盖；他也会很小心不踩着地上的蚂蚁；他很慢，但是他手很巧，他会折一些吃饱了撑的东西出来，等妈妈下班回来，送给妈妈。麦兜在向别人介绍自己的兴趣的时候，总喜欢说“我最喜欢吃鸡。我妈妈最喜欢吃鸡。我最喜欢和我最喜欢的妈妈一起吃妈妈跟我都最喜欢的快快鸡。”

“行啊，很郭德纲啊。”

我们的故事就从这儿开始。

“May呀，你说屁股有多懒啊？”

“不懒，屁股不知道多勤快呢。真的，屁股从早到晚扭吖扭吖扭来扭去。一会儿坐下一会儿，又站起来，还要拉屎呢。好啦，游泳它要扭。浮上来它又要扭。坐车就要看你坐什么车呢。有时候扭吖扭吖扭吖扭，比走路还惨呢。我有个friend（朋友），在放新年假的时候，搭飞机去新西兰啊…。”

“托运还是手提呀？”

“吖？”

“她的屁股吖…”

“当然是手提啦。就这样扭吖扭吖扭到奥克兰。以为可以享受享受了，谁知道还要骑马，哗。” “阿May呀，那你觉得呢，是我懒呀还是屁股懒啊？”

“当然是你比屁股懒啦。”

“呜呜”

我希望可以拉屎，老师继续唱歌。我希望我可以很快，写对那些生字，不用那块橡皮。我希望我争气，妈妈不用挤眼泪，不用有更年期。我希望得到A，不会差一丁点。

麦兜：麻烦你，鱼丸粗面。

校长：没有粗面。

麦兜：是吗，来碗鱼丸河粉吧。

校长：没有鱼丸。

麦兜：是吗，要牛肚粗面吧。

校长：没有粗面。

麦兜：呃，那要鱼丸油面吧。

校长：没有鱼丸。

麦兜：怎么什么都没有啊？那要墨鱼丸粗面。

校长：没有粗面。

麦兜：又卖完了。麻烦你来碗鱼丸米线

校长：没有鱼丸。

得巴（小猫）：麦兜啊，他们的鱼丸跟粗面卖光了。就是所有跟鱼丸和粗面的配搭都没了。 麦兜：哦，没有那些搭配啊。麻烦你只要鱼丸吧。

校长：没有鱼丸。

麦兜：那粗面呢？

校长：没有粗面.......

纸包鸡——欢迎大家收看《麦太世界》，今日我为大家介绍一个简单又别致的小菜——纸包鸡，家里的小朋友一定很喜欢。材料很简单，我们只需要一个鸡包，我们将鸡包底部的纸撕下来.....。慢慢的撕，就会得到一张鸡包纸，然后将鸡包纸反转，这一味纸包鸡就完成了，很容易是吧？多谢大家收看！

纸鸡包——好高兴这么快又和大家见面了，接下来我会教大家做一味纸鸡包，材料也很简单，只需要白纸一张，我们只需要把纸这样子(揉成一团).....一味纸鸡包就这样完成了，各位小朋友，你们说像不像鸡包？

包鸡纸 包 鸡包纸 包 鸡——现在要教大家一味很别致的小菜----包鸡纸 包 鸡包纸 包 鸡，首先将纸包鸡小心撕开，大家就会有一张包鸡纸及一块鸡，接着把鸡包纸像我这样子包住那块鸡，然后再像这样子用包鸡纸包包包包住它，那一味包鸡纸 包 鸡包纸 包 鸡就完成了！是不是很简单啊？还真有一块鸡吃呢！

鸡包 包 鸡包 包 鸡包纸 包 纸包鸡 包 包鸡纸 包 鸡包纸 包 鸡——做法也很简单，只要将鸡包包住个鸡包，再包住个鸡包，包住那张鸡包纸，再包包包包包住个纸包鸡，再包包包包鸡包纸，纸纸纸纸，纸包纸，纸包鸡 ，包鸡纸，纸包鸡，再包纸纸纸……再包鸡鸡鸡……

Wheat, were pocket, Zizhong fat, birth and death unknown. Is one of our very minor, very minor thinkers, inventors. It is said that his invention, including rice cookers, water heaters, electric coils, and electric nose hair machine. However, because the moment forget the invention have electricity, so his inventions are at home, to be useless. Shadow Kick is his invention. He also invented the contact lens and invisible tights. However, because no one is visible, so not included in history. Wheat is the world's first phone Chung fertilizer manufacturing, but also because the world's second call, to the nineteenth century not only created by the American Bell, the world's first telephone wheat sitting next to other, ah, so, ah, ah ... so ... wait until the day he died, his phone is never rung.

In wheat Chung died a few years later, in the south of the Yangtze River tributaries below the bottom of the bottom, is the tip of the Pearl River Delta, and on this sharp pointed, that is, Hong Kong Tai Kok Tsui, we found may be that wheat Chung 18th generation descendants of fertilizer - McDull. "Mom, what is the 18th generation descendants of it?" "Ah ... is your father's father's father's father's father's father, gave birth to your father's father's father's father Dad's father's father, gave birth to your father's father's father's father's father, gave birth to your father's father's father's father's father's father's father, birth to your father's father's father, gave birth to you. "" Wow, I have had so much Dad! "

McDull is not a bright student, but the stupid go stupid, McDull or an obedient children. He eat, Dora was, much effort is also large: for the students turn on the caps; he will be very careful not to tread on the ground the ants; he was very slow, but his hand is very clever, he fed off some of the hold things up, so my mother came home from work, gave her mother. McDull introduce to others when their own interests, likes to say "I like to eat chicken. My mother's favorite chicken. My favorite and my favorite of my mother with my mother to eat all the chicken favorite quickly. "" OK, ah, ah very GuoDeGang. "Our story started from here.

"May Yeah, you lazy ass how ah?" "No lazy ass does not know more diligent. Really, twisted ass acridine acridine writhing twisting from morning to night. A moment to sit down for a while, stood up, have to shit it. Well, it is to twist swimming. and rise to it but also twist. car depends on what kind of car do you sit and sometimes twisted twisted acridine acridine acridine twisted twisted, still miserable than walking it, I have a friend (friend), put the New Year holidays at the time, a plane to New Zealand ah .... "" checked or hand-held you? "" acridine? "" acridine her ass ... "" Of course, mobile friends. acridine so twisted twistedacridine twist to Auckland. I thought I could enjoy enjoy, and who knows but also riding, Wow. "

"A May Yeah, you think it is still my lazy ass lazy ah ah?" "Of course, you lazy ass than her." "Whining" I want to shit, the teachers continue to sing. I hope I can quickly, write vocabulary of those who, without the piece of rubber. I hope I live up to expectations, do not squeeze the tears of my mother, do not have

menopause. I hope to be A, not bad a little bit.

McDull: trouble you, rough fish.

President: no rough.

McDull: Really, a bowl of fish balls noodle bar.

Principal: No fish.

McDull: Really, rough it to tripe.

President: no rough.

McDull: uh, that fish oil to it.

Principal: No fish.

McDull: how nothing ah? Mexican fish to rough it.

President: no rough.

McDull: they sold out. Trouble you to fish noodle bowl

Principal: No fish.

Get bar (cat): McDull ah, their balls with rough sold out. Is that all rough with the match balls and gone. McDull: Oh, not those with ah. Trouble as long as you fish it.

Principal: No fish.

McDull: I rough it?

President: There is no rough .......

Wrap chicken - Welcome to watch "Jimmy too world", today I introduce a simple and unique side dishes - chicken wrap, the children must be very like home.Material is very simple, we only need one package of chicken, chicken package we will tear off the bottom of the paper .....。 Slowly tear, the chicken will get a paper bag, paper bag and then reverse the chicken, which wrap the chicken is done blindly, it is easy is not it? Thank you for watching!

Paper bag of chicken - I am very glad to meet you so soon again, and, and then I will teach you to do the blind chicken paper bag, the material is also very simple, just a white one, we just have to like this paper (crumpled )..... so blindly paper complete package of chicken, you kids, you say a lot like chicken package?

Package chicken chicken wrap chicken wrap package - is now very chic to teach the blind side dishes ---- package chicken wrap chicken wrap packages of chicken, first carefully tear the chicken wrap, we would have a package of chickenpaper and a piece of chicken, then put the paper bag like the chicken wrap I like this piece of chicken, then the child with a package like this chicken wrap bags wrap it, package it blindly wrap chicken chicken chicken wrap is complete package ! Is not very simple ah? Really eat a piece of chicken!

Bag bag chicken chicken chicken wrap wrap package bags of chicken chicken chicken wrap chicken wrap package - also very simple, as long as the live chicken chicken bag package, and then wrap the chicken bag, wrap it Zhang Chicken Wraps, wrap a bag and then wrap the chicken bag, and then the chicken bag bag bag paper, paper paper paper paper, paper wrap, wrap

chicken, including chicken paper, wrap the chicken, then wrapped in paper paper and then wrapped in paper ... ... ... ... penis chicken

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