阿拉丁传说 The Tale of Aladdin

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阿拉丁传说 The Tale of Aladdin篇一：【5人英语短剧】阿拉丁传说_The_Tale_of_Aladdin

Peddler:

Aladdin:

Genie:

Aladdin: Genie:

Aladdin:

Genie:

Aladdin:

Ah, good evening to you my friends. Yes, Welcome to my Land of mystery! Yes I come from a land. From a faraway place. A place where there are camels, intense heat and more sand than water. But it is home. Welcome to my store. What are you in need of today? Surely there must be something? What about this (Hold up a strange item) Or this? (Holds up another item) Or look at this… (Holds the third item) Wait don’t go… I can see that you are only interested in special things. Why not consider this? (He pulls out the magic lamp) This… this is no ordinary lamp! It once changed a young man's life. His name was Aladdin. Well, one day Aladdin found this magical lamp and it changed his life. (He sets the lamp down and exits. Aladdin enters. He is whistling a tune.) (Notices the lamp) Hey what’s this? (He picks it up) Whew… it’s so dirty… probably just garbage. (He rubs the lamp clean) (Genie appears. Aladdin is astonished.) Who are you that calls me from my lamp? What? Who are you? And why have you called me? I didn’t call. I mean I don’t think I did. Ah… I am sorry to disturb…(Genie interrupts) What’s your name? A…A… Aladdin. Please don’t hurt me.

Genie:

Aladdin:

Genie:

Aladdin: Genie: Aladdin: Jasmine:

Aladdin:

Jasmine: Aladdin: Jasmine:

Aladdin: Jasmine: Aladdin: Jasmine: (Bows to Aladdin) I am the genie of the lamp I will obey you. I will do anything you ask. What is your command? You mean that you live in this lamp and when I rub it you will come out and do anything I say? (Nods) That is correct! As-sa I don’t understand. Never mind. OK first I want to wish for some different clothes, some new shoes… no wait… first I wish that I could leave this place to see the rest of the world… no I wish… Wow who is that? She is beautiful! (Just then Jasmine enters. She is crying. She sits down. Aladdin makes a sign to the genie to keep quiet and crosses to her) Why are you crying? Well wouldn’t you? Wouldn’t I what? Cry if you were me? Oh I don’t know. I don’t think so. But he has such small mean eyes… He does? (He looks around) …and he’s bald. And just because he is a general in the army my father says that I have to marry him. Well you don’t always have to do what your father says. I do. My father is the Sultan… you know he is the king, and if I don’t obey…(She makes a cutting sign across her throat.)

Aladdin:

Jasmine:

Sultan: Jasmine:

Sultan: Aladdin: Sultan: Aladdin:

Sultan: Aladdin: Sultan:

Aladdin:

Sultan:

Aladdin: Wow… I guess being a princess isn’t so great after all. There must be something that I can do to help. (Aladdin suddenly has an idea. He looks over at the Genie and at his magic lantern.) Hey, I’ve got an idea! (Suddenly there is the sound of footsteps) What’s that? Oh no… it’s my father. I shouldn’t be talking with you. If he finds you… (She makes a cutting sign across her throat) Hurry… Hide… Over there… (Aladdin runs and hides. The Sultan enters. Aladdin watches.) I have been looking all over for you. Well my foolish daughter. Have you thought about my decision? You will marry the general right? I suppose so father. What else can I do? Wonderful! A wise decision. There is nothing to cry about. You will have a magnificent ceremony, and we shall have a parade in the streets… a band… music… delicious foods…and… (Aladdin interrupts him) Excuse me Mr. Sultan, sir… Who is this intruder? (Very nervous) Ah… Aladdin sir. (He bows) What are you doing here? Guards! Guards! Wait please. I came here to give you a very high honor. A high honor. What kind of high honor? I came here to offer a more worthy husband for your daughter sir. Better than a general? Impossible! Oh yes it is sir. It is the most amazing man. He is a brave and honorable night and has mysterious and magical powers.

Aladdin:

Sultan: Aladdin: Sultan: Aladdin: Jasmine:

Aladdin: Genie:

Aladdin: Genie: Aladdin:

Genie:

Aladdin: This person is me.(Says it weakly) Yes, it is me (Says it stronger. At first the Sultan frowns, but then he smiles, and then he starts to laugh. Aladdin and Jasmine pretend to laugh with him.) (He finally stops laughing) Guards take him away! No wait! Please sir, listen to me. I am telling the truth… I can prove it! All right then, if you want to marry my daughter you must pass a test. There is a dragon that has been killing many of the villagers in my kingdom. Come to my palace before sunset tomorrow with the dragon’s head. If you kill him, you can marry my daughter (Swallows) Very well sir. (He bows to the Sultan and winks at Jasmine.) (The Sultan is dragging her out) Oh Aladdin you shouldn’t have done this! (Rubs lamp. Genie comes to life.) Boy am I glad to see you! You look terrible what happened? I fell in love. Oh that explains it. You said that you would do anything for me didn’t you? Yes. I am your servant. Excellent. Come with me into the village tonight… and together we must defeat a man-eating dragon.

Aladdin:

Peddler: Sultan: Aladdin: Sultan: Jasmine: Sultan:

Aladdin:

Jasmine: Aladdin: just wanted new shoes? Come on we don’t have much time! (They run out.) (Enters) Aladdin and the Genie went into the village later that night, and what did they see… a dragon, with long sharp teeth and evil green eyes. (We hear the roar of a dragon. The peddler jumps) Oh my god! Oh excuse me… now where was I? Ah yes. The dragon was breathing fire and had a thick cloud of smoke coming from his nose. Aladdin and his magic Genie fought with that dragon. And whom do you think won? (Waits for audience response) Hmm… well just watch and see. (Looking at his watch) Well, it seems as if Mr. Aladdin has disappeared. I guess that he must the end of your foolish friend. Probably dead… (Just then Aladdin enters) (He is carrying the head of a dragon) Father! I have passed your test sir. The dragon is dead. You amaze me Aladdin. You killed the dragon. I underestimated you. You shall marry my daughter. Oh thank you father! (She runs to embrace him) Come. We shall plan the wedding feast! My son! (Bows) Father. (Sultan exits) Oh I almost forgot. I have a present for you. (Aladdin pulls out the lamp.) It’s beautiful, but it’s much too valuable. A wedding present. (Jasmine takes the lamp and gives Aladdin a kiss.)

阿拉丁传说 The Tale of Aladdin篇二：【4人英语短剧】阿拉丁传说 The Tale of Aladdin

Genie:

Aladdin:

Genie:

Aladdin:

Genie:

Aladdin:

Genie:

Ah, good evening to you my friends. Yes, Welcome to my Land of mystery! Yes, I come from a land. From a faraway place. A place where there are camels, intense heat and more sand than water. But it is home. Well actually this is home. (Shows lamp) Yes, I am a magical Genie, and most of my life is spent in this tiny little lamp. But… this is no ordinary lamp! It once changed a young man's life. His name was Aladdin, and I helped him find true love. He found my magical lamp and it changed his life. (He sets the lamp down and exits. Aladdin enters. He is whistling a tune.) (Notices the lamp) Hey what’s this? (He picks it up) Whew… it’s so dirty… probably just garbage. (He rubs the lamp clean) (Genie appears. Aladdin is astonished.) Who are you that calls me from my lamp? What? Who are you? And why have you called me? I didn’t call. I mean I don’t think I did. Ah… I am sorry to disturb, (Genie interrupts) What’s your name?

Aladdin:

Genie:

Aladdin:

Genie:

Aladdin:

Genie:

Aladdin:

Jasmine: Aladdin:

Jasmine: Aladdin:

Jasmine:

Aladdin:

A…A… Aladdin. Please don’t hurt me. (Bows to Aladdin) I am the genie of the lamp I will obey you. I will do anything you ask. What is your command? You mean that you live in this lamp and when I rub it you will come out and do any thing I say? (Nods) That is correct! As-sah As- sah…? I’m sorry. I don’t understand. Never mind. OK. First I want to wish for some different clothes, some new shoes… no wait… first I wish that I could leave this place to see the rest of the world… no I wish… enters. She is crying. She sits down. Aladdin makes a sign to the genie to keep quiet and crosses to her) Why are you crying? Well wouldn’t you cry if you were me? Oh I don’t know. I don’t think so. But he is so ugly and has such small mean eyes… He does? (He looks around) …and he’s bald. And just because he is a general in the army my father says that I have to marry him. Well you don’t always have to do what your father says.

Jasmine:

Aladdin:

Jasmine:

Sultan:

Jasmine: Sultan:

Aladdin: Sultan:

Aladdin:

Sultan:

Aladdin:

Sultan:

I do. My father is the Sultan… you know he is the king, and if I don’t obey…(She makes a cutting sign across her throat.) Wow… I guess being a princess isn’t so great after all. There must be something that I can do to help. (Aladdin suddenly has an idea. He looks over at the Genie and at his magic lantern.) Hey, I’ve got an idea! (Suddenly there is the sound of footsteps) What’s that? Oh no… it’s my father. I shouldn’t be talking with you. If he finds you… (She makes a cutting sign across her throat) Hurry… Hide… Over there… (Aladdin runs and hides. The Sultan enters. Aladdin watches.) Where have you been. I have been searching for you. Well my foolish daughter. Have you thought about my decision? You will marry the general right? I suppose so father. What else can I do? Wonderful! A wise decision. There is nothing to cry about. You will have a magnificent ceremony, and we shall have a parade in the streets… a band… music… delicious foods…and… (Aladdin interrupts him) Excuse me Mr. Sultan, sir… Who is this intruder? (Very nervous) Ah… Aladdin sir. (He bows) What are you doing here? Guards! Guards! Wait please. I came here to give you a very high honor. A high honor. What kind of high honor?

Aladdin:

Sultan:

Aladdin:

Sultan:

Aladdin:

Sultan:

Aladdin:

Sultan:

Aladdin:

Jasmine:

Aladdin:

Genie:

I came here to offer a more worthy husband for your daughter sir. Better than a general? Impossible! Oh yes it is sir. It is the most amazing man. He is a brave and honorable night and has mysterious and magical powers. Hmmm… And who is this person that you are speaking of? This person is me.(Says it weakly) Yes, it is me (Says it stronger. At first the Sultan frowns, but then he smiles, and then he starts to laugh. Aladdin and Jasmine pretend to laugh with him.) (He finally stops laughing) Guards take him away! No please sir… I am telling the truth… I can prove it! All right then. If you want to marry my daughter you must pass a test. There is a dragon that has been killing many of the villagers in my kingdom. Come to my palace before sunset tomorrow with the dragon’s head. If you kill him, you can marry my daughter. (Swallows) Very well sir. (He bows to the Sultan and winks at Jasmine) (The Sultan is dragging her out) Oh Aladdin you shouldn’t have done this! (Rubs lamp. Genie comes to life) Boy, am I glad to see you! You look terrible what happened?

Aladdin:

Genie:

Aladdin: Genie:

Aladdin:

Genie:

Aladdin:

Genie:

Sultan:

Aladdin:

I fell in love. Oh that explains it. You said that you would do anything for me didn’t you? Yes. I am your servant. Excellent. Come with me into the village tonight… and together we must defeat a man-eating dragon. (Looks a bit scared and surprised) But, I thought that you just wanted new shoes? Come on we don’t have much time the sun is about to set. (Aladdin and Genie exit) (Enters) So we went into the village later that night, and what did we see… green eyes. We heard the roar of a dragon. (We hear the a dragon, with long sharp teeth and evil dragon roar. Genie screams.) Oh my god! Oh excuse me… now where was I? Ah yes. The dragon was breathing fire and had a thick cloud of smoke coming from his nose. Yes, I fought that evil dragon. And whom do you think won? (Shows his muscles. Waits for audience response.) Hmm… well just watch and see. (Looking at his watch) Well, it seems as if Mr. Aladdin has disappeared. I guess that he must the end of your foolish friend. Probably dead… (Just then Aladdin enters) (He is carrying the head of a dragon) Father! I have passed your test sir. The dragon is dead.

阿拉丁传说 The Tale of Aladdin篇三：【5人英语短剧】阿拉丁传说 The Tale of Aladdin

Peddler:

Aladdin:

Genie:

Aladdin:

Genie:

Ah, good evening to you my friends. Yes, Welcome to my Land of mystery! Yes I come from a land. From a faraway place. A place where there are camels, intense heat and more sand than water. But it is home. Welcome to my store. What are you in need of today? Surely there must be something? What about this (Hold up a strange item) Or this? (Holds up another item) Or look at this… (Holds the third item) Wait don’t go… I can see that you are only interested in special things. Why not consider this? (He pulls out the magic lamp) This… this is no ordinary lamp! It once changed a young man's life. His name was Aladdin. Well, one day Aladdin found this magical lamp and it changed his life. (He sets the lamp down and exits. Aladdin enters. He is whistling a tune.) (Notices the lamp) Hey what’s this? (He picks it up) Whew… it’s so dirty… probably just garbage. (He rubs the lamp clean) (Genie appears. Aladdin is astonished.) Who are you that calls me from my lamp? What? Who are you? And why have you called me?

Genie:

Aladdin: Genie:

Aladdin:

Genie:

Aladdin: Genie:

Aladdin:

Jasmine: Aladdin:

Jasmine: Aladdin:

disturb…(Genie interrupts) What’s your name? A…A… Aladdin. Please don’t hurt me. (Bows to Aladdin) I am the genie of the lamp I will obey you. I will do anything you ask. What is your command? You mean that you live in this lamp and when I rub it you will come out and do anything I say? (Nods) That is correct! As-sa I don’t understand. Never mind. OK first I want to wish for some different clothes, some new shoes… no wait… fileave this place to see the rest of the world… no I wish… rst I wish that I could Wow who is that? She is beautiful! (Just then Jasmine enters. She is crying. She sits down. Aladdin makes a sign to the genie to keep quiet and crosses to her) Why are you crying? Well wouldn’t you? Wouldn’t I what? Cry if you were me? Oh I don’t know. I don’t think so.

Aladdin: Jasmine:

Aladdin:

Jasmine:

Aladdin:

Jasmine:

Sultan:

Jasmine:

Sultan:

Aladdin:

Sultan:

He does? (He looks around) …and he’s bald. And just because he is a general in the army my father says that I have to marry him. Well you don’t always have to do what your father says. I do. My father is the Sultan… you know he is the king, and if I don’t obey…(She makes a cutting sign across her throat.)Wow… I guess being a princess isn’t so great after all. There must be something that I can do to help. (Aladdin suddenly has an idea. He looks over at the Genie and at his magic lantern.) Hey, I’ve got asound of footsteps) What’s that?n idea! (Suddenly there is the Oh no… it’s my father. I shouldn’t be talking with you. If he finds you… (She makes a cutting sign across her throat) Hurry… Hide… Over there… (Aladdin runs and hides. The Sultan enters. Aladdin watches.) I have been looking all over for you. Well my foolish daughter. Have you thought about my decision? You will marry the general right? I suppose so father. What else can I do? Wonderful! A wise decision. There is nothing to cry about. You will have a magnificent ceremony, and we shall have a parade in the streets… a band… music… delicious foods…and… (Aladdin interrupts him) Excuse me Mr. Sultan, sir… Who is this intruder?

Aladdin:

Sultan:

Aladdin: Sultan:

Aladdin:

Sultan:

Aladdin:

Sultan:

Aladdin:

Sultan:

Aladdin:

Sultan:

Aladdin:

(Very nervous) Ah… Aladdin sir. (He bows) What are you doing here? Guards! Guards! Wait please. I came here to give you a very high honor. A high honor. What kind of high honor? I came here to offer a more worthy husband for your daughter sir. Better than a general? Impossible! Oh yes it is sir. It is the most amazing man. He is a brave and honorable night and has mysterious and magical powers. Hmmm… And who is this person that you are speaking of? This person is me.(Says it weakly) Yes, it is me (Says it stronger. At first the Sultan frowns, but then he smiles, and then he starts to laugh. Aladdin and Jasmine pretend to laugh with him.) (He finally stops laughing) Guards take him away! No wait! Please sir, listen to me. I am telling the truth… I can prove it! All right then, if you want to marry my daughter you must pass a test. There is a dragon that has been killing many of the villagers in my kingdom. Come to my palace before sunset tomorrow with the dragon’s head. If you kill him, you can marry my daughter (Swallows) Very well sir. (He bows to the Sultan and winks at Jasmine.)

Jasmine:

Aladdin:

Genie:

Aladdin:

Genie:

Aladdin: Genie:

Aladdin:

Genie:

Aladdin: Peddler:

(The Sultan is dragging her out) Oh Aladdin you shouldn’t have done this! (Rubs lamp. Genie comes to life.) Boy am I glad to see you! You look terrible what happened? I fell in love. Oh that explains it. You said that you would do anything for me didn’t you? Yes. I am your servant. Excellent. Come with me into the village tonight… and together we must defeat a man-eating dragon. (looks a bit scared and surprised) But, I thought that you just wanted new shoes? Come on we don’t have much time! (They run out.) (Enters) Aladdin and the Genie went into the village later that night, and what did they see… a dragon, with long sharp teeth and evil green eyes. (We hear the roar of a dragon. The peddler jumps) Oh my god! Oh excuse me… now where was I? Ah yes. The dragon was breathing fire and had a thick cloud of smoke coming from his nose. Aladdin and his magic Genie fought with that dragon. And whom do you think watch and see. won? (Waits for audience response) Hmm… well just

阿拉丁传说 The Tale of Aladdin篇四：【5人英语短剧】阿拉丁传说_The_Tale_of_Aladdin

The Tale of Aladdin Peddler: Ah, good evening to you my friends. Yes, Welcome to my Land of mystery!

Yes I come from a land. From a faraway place. A place where there are

camels, intense heat and more sand than water. But it is home. Welcome to

my store. What are you in need of today? Surely there must be something?

What about this (Hold up a strange item) Or this? (Holds up another item) Or

look at this… (Holds the third item) Wait don’t go… I can see that you are

only interested in special things. Why not consider this? (He pulls out the

magic lamp) This… this is no ordinary lamp! It once changed a young man's

life. His name was Aladdin. Well, one day Aladdin found this magical lamp

and it changed his life. (He sets the lamp down and exits. Aladdin enters. He

is whistling a tune.)

Aladdin: (Notices the lamp) Hey what’s this? (He picks it up) Whew… it’s so dirty…

probably just garbage. (He rubs the lamp clean)

Genie: (Genie appears. Aladdin is astonished.) Who are you that calls me from my

lamp?

Aladdin: What?

Genie: Who are you? And why have you called me?

Aladdin: I didn’t call. I mean I don’t think I did. Ah… I am sorry to disturb…(Genie

interrupts)

Genie: What’s your name?

Aladdin: A…A… Aladdin. Please don’t hurt me.

Genie: (Bows to Aladdin) I am the genie of the lamp I will obey you.

I will do anything you ask. What is your command?

anything I say?

Genie: (Nods) That is correct!

Aladdin: As-sa Aladdin: You mean that you live in this lamp and when I rub it you will come out and do

Genie: I don’t understand.

Aladdin: Never mind. OK first I want to wish for some different clothes, some new

shoes… no wait… first I wish that I could leave this place to see the rest of the

world… no I wish… Wow who is that? She is beautiful! (Just then Jasmine

enters. She is crying. She sits down. Aladdin makes a sign to the genie to

keep quiet and crosses to her) Why are you crying?

Jasmine: Well wouldn’t you?

Aladdin: Wouldn’t I what?

Jasmine: Cry if you were me?

Aladdin: Oh I don’t know. I don’t think so.

Jasmine: But he has such small mean eyes…

Aladdin: He does? (He looks around)

Jasmine: and he’s bald. And just because he is a general in the army my father says that I have to

marry him.

Aladdin: Well you don’t always have to do what your father says.

Jasmine: I do. My father is the Sultan… you know he is the king, and if I don’t

obey…(She makes a cutting sign across her throat.)

Aladdin: Wow… I guess being a princess isn’t so great after all. There must be

something that I can do to help. (Aladdin suddenly has an idea. He looks over

at the Genie and at his magic lantern.) Hey, I’ve got an idea! (Suddenly there is

the sound of footsteps) What’s that?

Jasmine: Oh no… it’s my father. I shouldn’t be talking with you. If he finds you… (She

makes a cutting sign across her throat) Hurry… Hide… Over there…

(Aladdin runs and hides. The Sultan enters. Aladdin watches.)

Sultan: I have been looking all over for you. Well my foolish daughter. Have you

thought about my decision? You will marry the general right?

Jasmine: I suppose so father. What else can I do?

Sultan: Wonderful! A wise decision. There is nothing to cry about. You will have a

magnificent ceremony, and we shall have a parade in the streets… a band…

music… delicious foods…and… (Aladdin interrupts him)

Aladdin: Excuse me Mr. Sultan, sir…

Sultan: Who is this intruder?

Aladdin: (Very nervous) Ah… Aladdin sir. (He bows)

Sultan: What are you doing here? Guards! Guards!

Aladdin: Wait please. I came here to give you a very high honor.

Sultan: A high honor. What kind of high honor?

Aladdin: I came here to offer a more worthy husband for your daughter sir.

Sultan: Better than a general? Impossible!

Aladdin: Oh yes it is sir. It is the most amazing man. He is a brave and honorable night

and has mysterious and magical powers.

Sultan: Hmmm… And who is this person that you are speaking of?

Aladdin: This person is me.(Says it weakly) Yes, it is me (Says it stronger. At first the

Sultan frowns, but then he smiles, and then he starts to laugh. Aladdin and

Jasmine pretend to laugh with him.)

Sultan: (He finally stops laughing) Guards take him away!

Aladdin: No wait! Please sir, listen to me. I am telling the truth… I can prove it!

Sultan: All right then, if you want to marry my daughter you must pass a test. There is

a dragon that has been killing many of the villagers in my kingdom. Come to

my palace before sunset tomorrow with the dragon’s head. If you kill him, you

can marry my daughter

Aladdin: (Swallows) Very well sir. (He bows to the Sultan and winks at Jasmine.)

Jasmine: (The Sultan is dragging her out) Oh Aladdin you shouldn’t have done this!

Aladdin: (Rubs lamp. Genie comes to life.) Boy am I glad to see you!

Genie: You look terrible what happened?

Aladdin: I fell in love.

Genie: Oh that explains it.

Aladdin: You said that you would do anything for me didn’t you?

Genie: Yes. I am your servant.

Aladdin: Excellent. Come with me into the village tonight… and together we must defeat a man-

eating dragon.

Genie: (looks a bit scared and surprised) But, I thought that you just wanted new shoes? Aladdin: Come on we don’t have much time! (They run out.)

Peddler: (Enters) Aladdin and the Genie went into the village later that night, and what

did they see… a dragon, with long sharp teeth and evil green eyes. (We hear

the roar of a dragon. The peddler jumps) Oh my god! Oh excuse me… now

where was I? Ah yes. The dragon was breathing fire and had a thick cloud of

smoke coming from his nose. Aladdin and his magic Genie fought with that

dragon. And whom do you think won? (Waits for audience response)

Hmm… well just watch and see.

Sultan: (Looking at his watch) Well, it seems as if Mr. Aladdin has disappeared. I

guess that he must the end of your foolish friend. Probably dead… (Just then

Aladdin enters)

Aladdin: (He is carrying the head of a dragon) Father! I have passed your test sir. The

dragon is dead.

Sultan: You amaze me Aladdin. You killed the dragon. I underestimated you. You shall marry

my daughter.

Jasmine: Oh thank you father! (She runs to embrace him)

Sultan: Come. We shall plan the wedding feast! My son!

Aladdin: (Bows) Father. (Sultan exits) Oh I almost forgot. I have a present for you.

(Aladdin pulls out the lamp.)

Jasmine: It’s beautiful, but it’s much too valuable.

Aladdin: A wedding present. (Jasmine takes the lamp and gives Aladdin a kiss.)

阿拉丁传说 The Tale of Aladdin篇五：阿拉丁神灯 The Tale of Aladdin

SCENE 1

lamp. 拉丁神灯 The Tale of Aladdin Characters角色: Aladdin(阿拉丁), Genie(神灯守护神), Jasmine(阿拉丁妻子), Sultan(Jasmin的父亲)Genie: Ah, good evening to you my friends. Yes, Welcome to my Land of mystery! Yes, I come from a land. From a faraway place. A place where there are camels, intense heat and more sand than water. But it is home. Well actually this is home. (Shows lamp) Yes, I am a magical Genie, and most of my life is spent in this tiny little

But… this is no ordinary lamp! It once changed a young man's life. His name was Aladdin, and I helped him find true love. He found my magical lamp and it changed his life. (He sets the lamp down and exits. Aladdin enters. He is whistling a tune.) SCENE 2

Aladdin: (Notices the lamp) Hey what’s this? (He picks it up) Whew… it’s so dirty… probably just garbage. (He rubs the lamp clean)

Genie: (Genie appears. Aladdin is astonished.) Who are you that call me from my lamp? Aladdin: What?

Genie: Who are you? And why have you called me?

Aladdin: I didn’t call. I mean I don’t think I did. Ah… I am sorry to disturb, (Genie interrupts)

Genie: What’s your name?

Aladdin: A…A… Aladdin. Please don’t hurt me.

Genie: (Bows to Aladdin) I am the genie of the lamp I will obey you.

I will do anything you ask. What is your command?

Aladdin: You mean that you live in this lamp and when I rub it you will come out and do any thing I say?

阿拉丁神灯 The Tale of Aladdin

Genie: (Nods) That is correct!

Aladdin: As-sah

Genie: As- sah…? I’m sorry. I don’t understand.

Aladdin: Never mind. OK. First I want to wish for some different clothes, some new shoes… no wait… first I wish that I could leave this place to see the rest of the world… no I wish… Wow, who is that? She is beautiful! (Just then Jasmine enters. She is crying. She sits down. Aladdin makes a sign to the genie to keep quiet and crosses to her) Why are you crying?

SCENE 3

Jasmine: Well wouldn’t you cry if you were me?

Aladdin: Oh I don’t know. I don’t think so.

Jasmine: But he is so ugly and has such small mean eyes…

Aladdin: He does? (He looks around)

Jasmine: …and he’s bald. And just because he is a general in the army my father says that I have to marry him.

Aladdin: Well you don’t always have to do what your father says.

Jasmine: I do. My father is the Sultan… you know he is the king, and if I don’t obey… (She makes a cutting sign across her throat.)

Aladdin: Wow… I guess being a princess isn’t so great after all. There must be something that I can do to help. (Aladdin suddenly has an idea. He looks over at the Genie and at his magic lantern.) Hey, I’ve got an idea! (Suddenly there is the sound of footsteps) What’s that?

Jasmine: Oh no… it’s my father. I shouldn’t be talking with you. If he finds you… (She makes a cutting sign across her throat) Hurry… Hide… Over there… (Aladdin runs and hides. The Sultan enters. Aladdin watches.)

Sultan: Where have you been? I have been searching for you. Well my foolish daughter. Have you thought about my decision? You will marry the general right?

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Jasmine: I suppose so father. What else can I do?

Sultan: Wonderful! A wise decision. There is nothing to cry about. You will have a magnificent ceremony, and we shall have a parade in the streets… a band… music… delicious foods…and… (Aladdin interrupts him)

Aladdin: Excuse me Mr. Sultan, sir…

Sultan: Who is this intruder?

Aladdin: (Very nervous) Ah… Aladdin sir. (He bows)

Sultan: What are you doing here? Guards! Guards!

Aladdin: Wait please. I came here to give you a very high honor.

Sultan: A high honor. What kind of high honor?

Aladdin: I came here to offer a more worthy husband for your daughter sir. Sultan: Better than a general? Impossible!

Aladdin: Oh yes it is sir. It is the most amazing man. He is a brave and honorable night and has mysterious and magical powers.

Sultan: Hmmm… And who is this person that you are speaking of?

Aladdin: This person is me. (Says it weakly) Yes, it is me (Says it stronger. At first the Sultan frowns, but then he smiles, and then he starts to laugh. Aladdin and Jasmine pretend to laugh with him.)

Sultan: (He finally stops laughing) Guards take him away!

Aladdin: No please sir… I am telling the truth… I can prove it!

Sultan: All right then. If you want to marry my daughter you must pass a test. There is a dragon that has been killing many of the villagers in my kingdom. Come to my palace before sunset tomorrow with the dragon’s head. If you kill him, you can marry my daughter.

Aladdin: (Swallows) Very well sir. (He bows to the Sultan and winks at Jasmine) Jasmine: (The Sultan is dragging her out) Oh Aladdin you shouldn’t have done this!

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SCENE 4

Aladdin: (Rubs lamp. Genie comes to life) Boy, am I glad to see you!

Genie: You look terrible what happened?

Aladdin: I fell in love.

Genie: Oh that explains it.

Aladdin: You said that you would do anything for me didn’t you?

Genie: Yes. I am your servant.

Aladdin: Excellent. Come with me into the village tonight… and together we must defeat a man-eating dragon.

Genie: (Looks a bit scared and surprised) But, I thought that you just wanted new shoes?

Aladdin: Come on we don’t have much time the sun is about to set. (Aladdin and Genie exit)

Genie: (Enters) So we went into the village later that night, and what we saw… a dragon, with long sharp teeth and evil green eyes. We heard the roar of a dragon. (We hear the dragon roar. Genie screams.) Oh my god! Oh excuse me… now where was I? Ah yes. The dragon was breathing fire and had a thick cloud of smoke coming from his nose. Yes, I fought that evil dragon. And whom do you think won? (Shows his muscles. Waits for audience response.) Hmm… well just watch and see.

SCENE 5

Sultan: (Looking at his watch) Well, it seems as if Mr. Aladdin has disappeared. I guess that he must the end of your foolish friend. Probably dead… (Just then Aladdin enters)

Aladdin: (He is carrying the head of a dragon) Father! I have passed your test sir. The dragon is dead.

Sultan: You amaze me Aladdin. You killed the dragon. I underestimated you. You shall marry my daughter.

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Jasmine: Oh thank you father! (She runs to embrace him)

Sultan: Come. We shall plan the wedding feast! My son!

Aladdin: (Bows) Father. (Sultan exits) Oh I almost forgot. I have a present for you. (Aladdin pulls out the lamp)

Jasmine: It’s beautiful, but it’s much too valuable.

Aladdin: A wedding present. (Jasmine takes the lamp and gives Aladdin a kiss)

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阿拉丁传说 The Tale of Aladdin篇六：剧本 阿拉丁传说

The Tale of Aladdin Peddler: Ah, good evening to you my friends. Yes, Welcome to my Land of mystery!

Yes I come from a land. From a faraway place. A place where there are

camels, intense heat and more sand than water. But it is home. Welcome to

my store. What are you in need of today? Surely there must be something?

What about this (Hold up a strange item) Or this? (Holds up another item) Or

look at this… (Holds the third item) Wait don’t go… I can see that you are

only interested in special things. Why not consider this? (He pulls out the

magic lamp) This… this is no ordinary lamp! It once changed a young man's

life. His name was Aladdin. Well, one day Aladdin found this magical lamp

and it changed his life. (He sets the lamp down and exits. Aladdin enters. He

is whistling a tune.)

Aladdin: (Notices the lamp) Hey what’s this? (He picks it up) Whew… it’s so dirty…

probably just garbage. (He rubs the lamp clean)

Genie: (Genie appears. Aladdin is astonished.) Who are you that calls me from my

lamp?

Aladdin: What?

Genie: Who are you? And why have you called me?

Aladdin: I didn’t call. I mean I don’t think I did. Ah… I am sorry to disturb…(Genie

interrupts)

Genie: What’s your name?

Aladdin: A…A… Aladdin. Please don’t hurt me.

Genie: (Bows to Aladdin) I am the genie of the lamp I will obey you.

I will do anything you ask. What is your command?

anything I say?

Genie: (Nods) That is correct!

Aladdin: As-sa Aladdin: You mean that you live in this lamp and when I rub it you will come out and do

Genie: I don’t understand.

Aladdin: Never mind. OK first I want to wish for some different clothes, some new

shoes… no wait… first I wish that I could leave this place to see the rest of the

world… no I wish… Wow who is that? She is beautiful! (Just then Jasmine

enters. She is crying. She sits down. Aladdin makes a sign to the genie to

keep quiet and crosses to her) Why are you crying?

Jasmine: Well wouldn’t you?

Aladdin: Wouldn’t I what?

Jasmine: Cry if you were me?

Aladdin: Oh I don’t know. I don’t think so.

Jasmine: But he has such small mean eyes…

Aladdin: He does? (He looks around)

Jasmine: and he’s bald. And just because he is a general in the army my father says that I have to

marry him.

Aladdin: Well you don’t always have to do what your father says.

Jasmine: I do. My father is the Sultan… you know he is the king, and if I don’t

obey…(She makes a cutting sign across her throat.)

Aladdin: Wow… I guess being a princess isn’t so great after all. There must be

something that I can do to help. (Aladdin suddenly has an idea. He looks over

at the Genie and at his magic lantern.) Hey, I’ve got an idea! (Suddenly there is

the sound of footsteps) What’s that?

Jasmine: Oh no… it’s my father. I shouldn’t be talking with you. If he finds you… (She

makes a cutting sign across her throat) Hurry… Hide… Over there…

(Aladdin runs and hides. The Sultan enters. Aladdin watches.)

Sultan: I have been looking all over for you. Well my foolish daughter. Have you

thought about my decision? You will marry the general right?

Jasmine: I suppose so father. What else can I do?

Sultan: Wonderful! A wise decision. There is nothing to cry about. You will have a

magnificent ceremony, and we shall have a parade in the streets… a band…

music… delicious foods…and… (Aladdin interrupts him)

Aladdin: Excuse me Mr. Sultan, sir…

Sultan: Who is this intruder?

Aladdin: (Very nervous) Ah… Aladdin sir. (He bows)

Sultan: What are you doing here? Guards! Guards!

Aladdin: Wait please. I came here to give you a very high honor.

Sultan: A high honor. What kind of high honor?

Aladdin: I came here to offer a more worthy husband for your daughter sir.

Sultan: Better than a general? Impossible!

Aladdin: Oh yes it is sir. It is the most amazing man. He is a brave and honorable night

and has mysterious and magical powers.

Sultan: Hmmm… And who is this person that you are speaking of?

Aladdin: This person is me.(Says it weakly) Yes, it is me (Says it stronger. At first the

Sultan frowns, but then he smiles, and then he starts to laugh. Aladdin and

Jasmine pretend to laugh with him.)

Sultan: (He finally stops laughing) Guards take him away!

Aladdin: No wait! Please sir, listen to me. I am telling the truth… I can prove it!

Sultan: All right then, if you want to marry my daughter you must pass a test. There is

a dragon that has been killing many of the villagers in my kingdom. Come to

my palace before sunset tomorrow with the dragon’s head. If you kill him, you

can marry my daughter

Aladdin: (Swallows) Very well sir. (He bows to the Sultan and winks at Jasmine.)

Jasmine: (The Sultan is dragging her out) Oh Aladdin you shouldn’t have done this!

Aladdin: (Rubs lamp. Genie comes to life.) Boy am I glad to see you!

Genie: You look terrible what happened?

Aladdin: I fell in love.

Genie: Oh that explains it.

Aladdin: You said that you would do anything for me didn’t you?

Genie: Yes. I am your servant.

Aladdin: Excellent. Come with me into the village tonight… and together we must defeat a man-

eating dragon.

Genie: (looks a bit scared and surprised) But, I thought that you just wanted new shoes? Aladdin: Come on we don’t have much time! (They run out.)

Peddler: (Enters) Aladdin and the Genie went into the village later that night, and what

did they see… a dragon, with long sharp teeth and evil green eyes. (We hear

the roar of a dragon. The peddler jumps) Oh my god! Oh excuse me… now

where was I? Ah yes. The dragon was breathing fire and had a thick cloud of

smoke coming from his nose. Aladdin and his magic Genie fought with that

dragon. And whom do you think won? (Waits for audience response)

Hmm… well just watch and see.

Sultan: (Looking at his watch) Well, it seems as if Mr. Aladdin has disappeared. I

guess that he must the end of your foolish friend. Probably dead… (Just then

Aladdin enters)

Aladdin: (He is carrying the head of a dragon) Father! I have passed your test sir. The

dragon is dead.

Sultan: You amaze me Aladdin. You killed the dragon. I underestimated you. You shall marry

my daughter.

Jasmine: Oh thank you father! (She runs to embrace him)

Sultan: Come. We shall plan the wedding feast! My son!

Aladdin: (Bows) Father. (Sultan exits) Oh I almost forgot. I have a present for you.

(Aladdin pulls out the lamp.)

Jasmine: It’s beautiful, but it’s much too valuable.

Aladdin: A wedding present. (Jasmine takes the lamp and gives Aladdin a kiss.)

阿拉丁传说 The Tale of Aladdin篇七：优尼全能英语：儿童英语童话剧剧本《阿拉丁传说》

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The Tale of Aladdin

Characters:Peddler, Aladdin, Genie, Jasmine, and Sultan

Scene 1

Peddler:Ah, good evening to you my friends. Yes, Welcome to my Land of mystery! Yes I come from a land. From a faraway place. A place where there are camels, intense heat and more sand than water. But it is home.

Welcome to my store. What are you in need of today? Surely there must be something? What about this (Hold up a strange item) Or this? (Holds up another item) Or look at this… (Holds the third item) Wait don’t go… I can see that you are only interested in special things. Why not consider this? (He pulls out the magic lamp) This… this is no ordinary lamp! It once changed a young man’s life. His name was Aladdin. Well, one day Aladdin found this magical lamp and it changed his life. (He sets the lamp down and exits. Aladdin enters. He is whistling a tune.) SCENE 2

Aladdin:(Notices the lamp) Hey what’s this? (He picks it up) Whew… it’s so dirty… probably just garbage. (He rubs the lamp clean)

Genie:(Genie appears. Aladdin is astonished.) Who are you that calls me from my lamp? Aladdin:What?

Genie:Who are you? And why have you called me?

Aladdin:I didn’t call. I mean I don’t think I did. Ah… I am sorry to disturb…(Genie interrupts) Genie:What’s your name?

Aladdin:A…A… Aladdin. Please don’t hurt me.

Genie:(Bows to Aladdin) I am the genie of the lamp I will obey you.

I will do anything you ask. What is your command?

Aladdin:You mean that you live in this lamp and when I rub it you will come out and do anything I say?

Genie:(Nods) That is correct!

Aladdin:As-sa

Genie:I don’t understand.

Aladdin:Never mind. OK first I want to wish for some different clothes, some new shoes… no wait… first I wish that I could leave this place to see the rest of the world… no I wish… Wow who is that? She is beautiful! (Just then Jasmine enters. She is crying. She sits down. Aladdin makes a sign to the genie to keep quiet and crosses to her) Why are you crying?

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你好，在搜英文电影，无意间看到你的问题，我觉得高一学生表演英语影片片段，最好不要选择有太多俚语之类的，我建议你可以考虑一下迪士尼卡通片。发音非常清楚，而且对话比较简单，象《狮子王》，《花木兰》《美女与野兽》，《加菲猫》，《功夫熊猫》之类。

比如说狮子王里面辛巴长大后回去拯救草原的那一段，或者花木兰里面也有些很轻松的片段，你可以考虑一下，或者你也可以找一些生活片、励志片，喜剧片等等。如《大学新生》《阿甘正传》等等。希望我的回答对你有帮助。

5人英语短剧】阿拉丁传说 The Tale of Aladdin

【7人英语短剧】Cinderella 灰姑娘 7人 短剧

【The Gifts （礼物）】中英文短剧剧本

【4人英语短剧】阿拉丁传说 The Tale of Aladdin

2009-02-23 02:00:54 来自: Café里的烏托邦(闭关...)

犹他州立大学戏剧系相关戏剧阅读资料

（学士）

1 A Doll's House, Henrik Ibsen 玩偶之家

2 Everyman, Anonymous 每个人

3 In The Shadow of The Glen, John M. Synge 幽谷暗影-独幕剧

4 Joe Turner's Come and Gone, August Wilson 乔特纳的来与往

5 The Man in a Case, Elizabeth Stuart Phelps

6 Oedipus The King, Sophocles 俄狄浦斯王

7 Uncle Tom's Cabin, Harriet Beecher Stowe 汤姆叔叔的小屋

阿拉丁传说 The Tale of Aladdin篇九：幼儿英语

我这没有视频，不过我是幼儿教师，可以给你提供点意见：如果你给他们讲过水果或者是蔬菜的英语，可以简单的做几个头饰，上面画上水果或者是蔬菜的样子，让孩子们在音乐声中表演模特步，并大声说出自己头饰的英文单词，效果还是不错的，可以试试！

三个和尚

4人演

一人唱，3人演

木鱼，水瓶，担子，水桶

具体如何表演我也说不清

完了

英语哦

20 questions 我们外教老师拿这个糊弄我们经常？但挺有意思。

你想一个东西、人或物，让大家猜，只能问答案是 yes or no 的问题，如果你的回答是yes ,这个人可以继续问，如果是no 下一个人问。问20，你可以把所想的东西规定个范围。我们玩的时候都没范围。

前几个问题一般都是，is this a thing(animal、food、person)?

do you have one?

is this in china?

看思维，我们连兵马俑，自由女神像都能在20个问题中猜出来

1. charades(哑谜猜字游戏)：写一些英语单词（简单和复杂的），最好先把范围规定好，找一个同仁表演，下面的同胞们猜。可以分组比赛。

2. 给出一堆英语字母，让同胞们从里面挑几个字母组成一个单词，字母用得最多的是冠军。

3. 推理游戏

一个人做法官，虚拟一个凶杀案，其他人分别做几个角色，只有真正凶手知道自己做了什么。问问题的人只能问一般疑问句，回答的人只能答“YES OR NO”

4.单词接龙

单词的末尾字母形成下一个单词的开头

这些个特别是人多的时候就特别好玩！

模仿怎么样?

模仿人物著名演讲,或者影片的片段

不错噢

PLUS:当然要从基本的做起,网上搜索到童话故事应该不难.小孩子么,关键是兴趣,不用太难.

我三年级时模仿那个 I HAVE A DREAM那个 提高不错..

英语丑小鸭啊很短就可以了

或者找一段好听的英语歌，用你们动听的歌声先打动评委嘛

英文诗歌（富有感情）我就是因为这个获得了一等奖！真的！现代的或者莎翁类型的都可以

10人英语短剧】阿拉丁传说 The Tale of Aladdin

【7人英语短剧】Cinderella 灰姑娘 7人 短剧

【The Gifts （礼物）】中英文短剧剧本

【4人英语短剧】阿拉丁传说 The Tale of Aladdin

灰姑娘的剧本

【7人英文话剧】花木兰 Mulan

我这有一首诗,大家帮忙加几句话

The song of the Angles

The joy of that night

May it shine round you

And make you path bright

I hope you happyniess has no ends

so happy every day

thanks a lot

，因为不够一分钟，才20秒（是最慢的速度）大家帮帮忙，怎么帮我加几句．

Angles 是角 (度), angels 才对！

The song of the Angels

天使的歌声

Like the song of the nightingale

像夜莺般的歌声

Filling the tranquil and quiet air

充塞这安宁和静谧的空气里

Adding the joy of that night

添加黑夜的欢愉

May the moonlight shine round you

让月色照着你

And make you path bright

使你的道路明亮

I hope you happiness has no ends

愿你的幸福永无止境

that comes day after day

日复一日

背一段大家都知道的英语电影台词，一定要模仿得像！我就是这么赢得掌声的。 <London Bridge is falling down>这首英语歌很好！

如果你唱歌不错，可以唱一段歌，选大家比较熟悉，但又不是很普遍那种。

如果你节奏感不错，可以念一段RAP， 相信自己可以练出来的，很有特色，戴个鸭舌帽很有感觉的。

如果你表现力还错，可以表演一个经典电影片段，像模仿变形金刚，那种有特色之类的角色。

不管你选择用什么样的表现方式，都要大方得体，放得开。有充足的准备让你的观众大饱眼福和耳福。加油。

不要介绍你的父母家庭.或是你做过什么班长这种的...介绍你的性格.处世原则.对一些事情的看法

我觉得唱BIG BIGWORLD吧.呵呵.纯属个人看法

用英语朗诵《圣经》里面的名句，一般这种很有名的东西都是能惊艳到人的（就算用中文朗诵都很有面子滴，就不要说英文咯，更拉风~~~~~~。

One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads, see how the farms looked, and perhaps to see how farmers earned their living. The city man saw a farmer in his yard, holding a pig up in his hands, and lifting it so that the pig could eat apples from

an apple tree. The city man said to the farmer," I see that your pig likes apples, but isn"t that quite a waste of time?" The farmer replied," What"s time to a pig?"

一天，有一个城市里的游客来到一个小乡村，在乡间路上开着车，想看看农庄是什么样子，也想看看农夫怎样种田过日子。这位城里人看见一位农夫在宅后的草地上，手中抱着一头猪，并把它举得高高的，好让它能够吃到树上的苹果。城里人对农夫说，"我看你的猪挺喜欢吃苹果的，但是，这不是很浪费时间吗?"那位农夫回答说，"时间对猪有什么意义?"

A Useful Lesson

In England nobody under the age of eighteen is allowed to drink in a public bar．

Mr． Thompson used to go to a bar near his house quite often，but he never took his son，Tom，because he was too young． Then when Tom had his eighteenth birthday， Mr．Thompson took him to his usual bar for the first time．They drank for half an hour， and then Mr．Thompson said to his son，“Now， Tom，I want to teach you a useful lesson．You must always be careful not to drink too much． And how do you know when you've had enough？ Well， I'll tell you．Do you see those two lights at the end of the bar？ When they seem to have become four，you've had enough and should go home．”

“But， Dad，” said Tom，“I can only see one light at the end of the bar．”

有益的教训

在英国，十八岁以下的人不准进酒吧喝酒。

汤普森先生以前常常去他家附近的一个酒吧喝酒，但他从来不带他的儿子汤姆去，因为他年纪太小。后来，当汤姆年满十八岁的时候，汤普森先生第一次带他去他常去的那家酒吧。他们喝了半个小时，而后，汤普森先生对他儿子说：“汤姆，现在我要告诉你一个有益的教训。你必须时时小心不要喝得太多。你怎么知道你喝够了呢？好，我来告诉你。你看见酒吧那头有两盏灯吗？当那两盏灯看起来变成四盏的时候，你就喝够了，应该回家了。

“可是，爸爸。”汤姆说：“在酒吧那头我只能看见一盏灯。”

An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings currently on display. "I've got good news and bad news," the owner replied. "The good news is that a gentleman inquired about your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. When I told him it would, he bought all fifteen of your paintings."

"That's wonderful!" the artist exclaimed, "What's the bad news?". With concern, the gallery owner replied, "The guy was your doctor

一名艺术家问画廊老板，最近有没有人对他展出的画感兴趣。“这有好消息和坏消息，”老板回答。“好消息是有一位先生咨询你的作品，他想知道在你死后你的画会不会升值。我告诉他你的画会升值，他就把你的15幅画全都买走了。”

“真是太好了”，艺术家是喜形于色，“那坏消息是什么？”带着关心的口吻，画廊老板回答，“买画的人是你的医生”。

The New Teacher

George comes from school on the first of September.

"George, how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother.

"I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too....."

新老师

9月1日， 乔治放学回到家里。

"乔治，你喜欢你们的新老师吗？" 妈妈问。

"妈妈，我不喜欢，因为她说3加3得6, 可后来又说2加4也得6。"

Two Birds

Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?

Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.

Teacher: Please tell us.

Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.

两只鸟

老师： 这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗？

学生：我指不出，但我知道答案。

老师：请说说看。

学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀，麻雀旁边的就是燕子。

Excuse for Speeding

Excuse for Speeding

Harry and Lloyd were speeding down the road. A police car pulled them over.

〃Why on earth were you driving so fast？〃 the policeman yelled.

〃Our brakes are no good-so we wanted to get there before we had an accident！〃

超速的理由

哈里与劳埃德超速行驶，一辆警车拦住了他们。

“你们为什么开那么快？”警官喊道。

“我们的刹车不好，因此我们想在发生事故前赶紧到达目的地。”

Send the Bill to My Father

Doctor： 〃I can do nothing for your complaint. It is hereditary.〃

Patient： 〃then send the bill to my father，please.〃

把账单给我父亲

医生：“对你的抱怨我无能为力。那是遗传病。”

病人：“那请你把账单给我父亲吧。”

One girl went to the preacher and confessed her sin.

Girl: Father, I have sinned.

Preacher: What did you do, little girl?

Girl: Yesterday, I called a man a son of a Bitch.

Preacher: Why? What did he do to you?

Girl: He touched my breast.

Preacher: You mean like this? (The guy did it.)

Girl: (A little shy from the touch) Yes.

Preacher: That's no reason to call him that.

Girl: But he also took off my cloth.

Preacher: You mean like this? (He did it again.)

Girl: Yes, that's what he did.

Preacher: That's still no reason to call him that.

Girl: And he put his you-know-what into my you-know-what...

Preacher: (evil laugh...) You mean like this? (And you-know-what)

Girl: (After a few minutes...) Ugh... Yeah, that's what he did...

Preacher: My dear girl, that's still no reason to call him a...

Girl: But he had AIDS!!

Preacher: THAT SON OF A BITCH

小建议：

英语笑话通常都是很短的，要是长了就达不到效果了。越是经典的就越短。老外的幽默和我们的不一样的。十句以上都可以算作阅读段了，怎么表演啊，听众本来听英语就费劲，句子又多又长，肯定没兴趣了，还是找些短的来表演吧，BODY LANGUAGE 到位，EXPRESSION 到位就OK了。 但是有关动物的确实找不到了，对不起。

hey Are Directly from America

Not long after an old Chinese women came back to china from her visit to her daughter in the Sates, she went to a city bank to deposit the U.S. dollars her daughter give her . At the bank counter ,the money was real.It mady out of patience.At last she couid not hold any more, uttering :“trust me, Sir, and trustthe money .They are real U.S. dollars. They.are directly from America. ”

汉译：

真美钞

一位中国老妇人到美国去看望女儿回来不久，到一家银行取存女儿送给她的美元。在银行柜台，银行职员认真仔细的检查了每一张钞票看，是否有假。这种做法使老妇人很不耐烦，最后实在忍不住说：“相信我，先生，也请你相信这些钞票。这都是真正的美元，是从美国直接带来的。”

He Won

Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.

Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?

Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.

他赢了

汤姆：约翰尼，你小弟弟好吗？

约翰尼：他害病卧床了。他受了伤。

汤姆：真糟糕，怎么回事儿？

约翰尼：我们做游戏，看谁能把身子探出窗外最远，他赢了。

I Have His Ear in My Pocket

Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?"

"A kid bit me," replied Ivan.

"Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother.

"I'd know him any where," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket."

他的耳朵在我衣兜里

伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。他妈妈问，“发生了什么事？”

“一个男孩咬了我一口，”伊凡说。

“再见到他你能认出来吗？”妈妈问。

“他走到哪里我都能认出他，”伊凡说。“他的耳朵还在我衣兜里呢。”

A Good Boy

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"

"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.

"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"

"She is the one who sells the candy."

阿拉丁传说 The Tale of Aladdin篇十：03-THE TALE OF THE ENSORCELED PRINCE

THE TALE OF THE ENSORCELED PRINCEKNOW then, O my lord, that whilom my sire was King of this city, andhis name was Mahmud, entitled Lord of the Black Islands, and ownerof what are now these four mountains. He ruled threescore and tenyears, after which he went to the mercy of the Lord and I reigned asSultan in his stead. I took to wife my cousin, the daughter of mypaternal uncle, and she loved me with such abounding love thatwhenever I was absent she ate not and she drank not until she saw meagain. She cohabited with me for five years till a certain day whenshe went forth to the hammam bath, and I bade the cook hasten to getready all requisites for our supper. And I entered this palace and laydown on the bed where I was wont to sleep and bade two damsels tofan my face, one sitting by my head and the other at my feet.But I was troubled and made restless by my wife's absence andcould not sleep, for although my eyes were closed, my mind andthoughts were wide-awake. Presently I heard the slave girl at myhead say to her at my feet: "O Mas'udah, how miserable is our masterand how wasted in his youth, and oh! the pity of his being so betrayedby our mistress, the accursed whore!" The other replied: "Yesindeed. Allah curse all faithless women and adulterous! But the likeof our master, with his fair gifts, deserveth something better thanthis harlot who lieth abroad every night." Then quoth she who sat bymy head, "Is our lord dumb or fit only for bubbling that hequestioneth her not!" and quoth the other: "Fie on thee! Doth our lordknow her ways, or doth she allow him his choice? Nay, more, doth shenot drug every night the cup she giveth him to drink before sleeptime,and put bhang into it? So he sleepeth and wotteth not whither shegoeth, nor what she doeth, but we know that after giving him thedrugged wine, she donneth her richest raiment and perfumeth herselfand then she fareth out from him to be away till break of day. Thenshe cometh to him and burneth a pastille under his nose and he awakethfrom his death-like sleep." When I heard the slave girls' words, thelight became black before my sight and I thought night would neverfall.Presently the daughter of my uncle came from the baths, and they setthe table for us and we ate and sat together a fair half-hour quaffingour wine, as was ever our wont. Then she called for the particularwine I used to drink before sleeping and reached me the cup, but,seeming to drink it according to my wont, I poured the contents intomy bosom and, lying down, let her hear that I was asleep. Then,behold, she cried: "Sleep out the night, and never wake again! ByAllah, I loathe thee and I loathe thy whole body, and my soulturneth in disgust from co

habiting with thee, and I see not the momentwhen Allah shall snatch away thy life!" Then she rose and donned herfairest dress and perfumed her person and slung my sword over hershoulder, and opening the gates of the palace, went her ill way.I rose and followed her as she left the palace and she threadedthe streets until she came to the city gate, where she spoke words Iunderstood not and the padlocks dropped of themselves as if broken andthe gate leaves opened. She went forth (and I after her without hernoticing aught) till she came at last to the outlying mounds and areed fence built about a round-roofed hut of mud bricks. As sheentered the door, I climbed upon the roof, which commanded a view ofthe interior, And lo! my fair cousin had gone in to a hideous Negroslave with his upper lip like the cover of a pot and his lower like anopen pot, lips which might sweep up sand from the gravel floor ofthe cot. He was to boot a leper and a paralytic, lying upon a strew ofsugar-cane trash and wrapped in an old blanket and the foulest ragsand tatters.She kissed the earth before him, and he raised his head so as to seeher and said: "Woe to thee! What call hadst thou to stay away all thistime? Here have been with me sundry of the black brethren, who dranktheir wine and each had his young lady, and I was not content to drinkbecause of thine absence." Then she: "O my lord, my heart's love andcoolth of my eyes, knowest thou not that I am married to my cousin,whose very look I loathe, and hate myself when in his company? And didnot I fear for thy sake, I would not let a single sun arise beforemaking his city a ruined heap wherein raven should croak and howlethoot, and jackal and wolf harbor and loot- nay, I had removed itsvery stones to the back side of Mount Kaf." Rejoined the slave:"Thou liest, damn thee! Now I swear an oath by the valor and honorof blackamoor men (and deem not our manliness to be the poor manlinessof white men), from today forth if thou stay away till this hour, Iwill not keep company with thee nor will I glue my body with thy body.Dost play fast and loose with us, thou cracked pot, that we maysatisfy thy dirty lusts, O vilest of the vile whites?"When I heard his words, and saw with my own eyes what passed betweenthese two wretches, the world waxed dark before my face and my soulknew not in what place it was. But my wife humbly stood up weepingbefore and wheedling the slave, and saying: "O my beloved, and veryfruit of my heart, there is none left to cheer me but thy dear self,and, if thou cast me off, who shall take me in, O my beloved, Olight of my eyes?" And she ceased not weeping and abasing herself tohim until he deigned be reconciled with her. Then was she right gladand stood up and d

offed her clothes, even to her petticoat trousers,and said, "O my master, what hast thou here for thy handmaiden toeat?" "Uncover the basin," he grumbled, "and thou shalt find at thebottom the broiled bones of some rats we dined on. Pick at them, andthen go to that slop pot, where thou shalt find some leavings ofbeer which thou mayest drink." So she ate and drank and washed herhands, and went and lay down by the side of the slave upon the canetrash and crept in with him under his foul coverlet and his rags andtatters.When I saw my wife, my cousin, the daughter of my uncle, do thisdeed, I clean lost my wits, and climbing down from the roof, I enteredand took the sword which she had with her and drew it, determined tocut down the twain. I first struck at the slave's neck and thoughtthat the death decree had fallen on him, for he groaned a loud hissinggroan, but I had cut only the skin and flesh of the gullet and the twoarteries! It awoke the daughter of my uncle, so I sheathed the swordand fared forth for the city, and entering the palace, lay upon my bedand slept till morning, when my wife aroused me and I saw that she hadcut off her hair and had donned mourning garments. Quoth she: "O sonof my uncle, blame me not for what I do. It hath just reached methat my mother is dead and my father hath been killed in holy war, andof my brothers one hath lost his life by a snake sting and the otherby falling down some precipice, and I can and should do naught saveweep and lament."When I heard her words I refrained from all reproach and saidonly: "Do as thou list. I certainly will not thwart thee." Shecontinued sorrowing, weeping and wailing one whole year from thebeginning of its circle to the end, and when it was finished shesaid to me: "I wish to build me in thy palace a tomb with a cupola,which I will set apart for my mourning and will name the House ofLamentations." Quoth I again: "Do as thou list!" Then she buildedfor herself a cenotaph wherein to mourn, and set on its center adome under which showed a tomb like a santon's sepulcher. Thithershe carried the slave and lodged him, but he was exceeding weak byreason of his wound, and unable to do her love service. He couldonly drink wine, and from the day of his hurt he spake not a word, yethe lived on because his appointed hour was not come. Every day,morning and evening, my wife went to him and wept and wailed overhim and gave him wine and strong soups, and left not off doing afterthis manner a second year. And I bore with her patiently and paid noheed to her.One day, however, I went in to her unawares, and I found her weepingand beating her face and crying: "Why art thou absent from my sight, Omy heart's delight? Speak to me, O my life, talk wit

h me, O mylove." When she had ended for a time her words and her weeping Isaid to her, "O my cousin, let this thy mourning suffice, for inpouring forth tears there is little profit!" "Thwart me not," answeredshe, "in aught I do, or I will lay violent hands on myself!" So I heldmy peace and left her to go her own way, and she ceased not to cry andkeen and indulge her affliction for yet another year. At the end ofthe third year I waxed aweary of this longsome mourning, and one day Ihappened to enter the cenotaph when vexed and angry with some matterwhich had thwarted me, and suddenly I heard her say: "O my lord, Inever hear thee vouchsafe a single word to me! Why dost thou notanswer me, O my master?" and she began reciting:"O thou tomb! O thou tomb! Be his beauty set in shade?Hast thou darkened that countenance all-sheeny as the noon?O thou tomb! Neither earth nor yet Heaven art to me,Then how cometh it in thee are conjoined my sun and moon?"When I heard such verses as these rage was heaped upon my rage, Icried out: "Wellaway! How long is this sorrow to last?" and I beganrepeating:"O thou tomb! O thou tomb! Be his horrors set in blight?Hast thou darkened his countenance that sickeneth the soul?O thou tomb! Neither cesspool nor pigskin art to me,Then how cometh it in thee are conjoined soil and coal?"When she heard my words she sprang to her feet crying: "Fie upon thee,thou cur! All this is of thy doings. Thou hast wounded my heart'sdarling and thereby worked me sore woe, and thou hast wasted his youthso that these three years he hath lain abed more dead than alive!"In my wrath I cried: "O thou foulest of harlots and filthiest ofwhores ever futtered by Negro slaves who are hired to have at thee!Yes, indeed it was I who did this good deed." And snatching up mysword, I drew it and made at her to cut her down. But she laughed mywords and mine intent to scorn, crying: "To heel, hound that thou art!Alas for the past which shall no more come to pass, nor shall anyoneavail the dead to raise. Allah hath indeed now given into my handhim who did to me this thing, a deed that hath burned my heart witha fire which died not a flame which might not be quenched!"Then she stood up, and pronouncing some words to meunintelligible, she said, "By virtue of my egromancy become thouhalf stone and half man!" Whereupon I became what thou seest, unableto rise or to sit, and neither dead nor alive. Moreover, sheensorceled the city with all its streets and garths, and she turned byher gramarye the four islands into four mountains around the tarnwhereof thou questionest me. And the citizens, who were of fourdifferent faiths, Moslem, Nazarene, Jew, and Magian, she transform

edby her enchantments into fishes. The Moslems are the white, theMagians red, the Christians blue, and the Jews yellow. And every dayshe tortureth me and scourgeth me with a hundred stripes, each ofwhich draweth floods of blood and cutteth the skin of my shouldersto strips. And lastly she clotheth my upper half with a hairclothand then throweth over them these robes. Hereupon the young managain shed tears and began reciting:"In patience, O my God, I endure my lot and fate,I will bear at will of Thee whatsoever be my state.They oppress me, they torture me, they make my life a woe,Yet haply Heaven's happiness shall compensate my strait.Yea, straitened is my life by the bane and hate o' foes,But Mustafa and Murtaza shall ope me Heaven's gate."After this the Sultan turned toward the young Prince and said: "Oyouth, thou hast removed one grief only to add another grief. But now,O my friend, where is she, and where is the mausoleum wherein lieththe wounded slave?" "The slave lieth under yon dome," quoth theyoung man, "and she sitteth in the chamber fronting yonder door. Andevery day at sunrise she cometh forth, and first strippeth me, andwhippeth me with a hundred strokes of the leathern scourge, and I weepand shriek, but there is no power of motion in my lower limbs tokeep her off me. After ending her tormenting me she visiteth theslave, bringing him wine and boiled meats. And tomorrow at an earlyhour she will be here." Quoth the King: "By Allah, O youth, I willassuredly do thee a good deed which the world shall not willinglylet die, and an act of derring-do which shall be chronicled long afterI am dead and gone by."Then the King sat him by the side of the young Prince and talkedtill nightfall, when he lay down and slept. But as soon as the falsedawn showed, he arose and, doffing his outer garments, bared his bladeand hastened to the place wherein lay the slave. Then was he ware oflighted candles and lamps, and the perfume of incenses and unguents,and directed by these, he made for the slave and struck him onestroke, killing him on the spot. After which he lifted him on his backand threw him into a well that was in the palace. Presently hereturned and, donning the slave's gear, lay down at length withinthe mausoleum with the drawn sword laid close to and along his side.After an hour or so the accursed witch came, and first going to herhusband, she stripped off his clothes and, taking a whip, floggedhim cruelly while he cried out: "Ah! Enough for me the case I am in!Take pity on me, O my cousin!" But she replied, "Didst thou takepity on me and spare the life of my truelove on whom I doated?"Then she drew the cilice over his raw and bleeding skin and threwthe

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