谢耳朵的话

导读：　谢耳朵的话(篇一)《《生活大爆炸》谢耳朵说过最感人的话》 ...

本文是中国招生考试网（www.chinazhaokao.com）成考报名频道为大家整理的《谢耳朵的话》，供大家学习参考。

谢耳朵的话(篇一)
《《生活大爆炸》谢耳朵说过最感人的话》

《生活大爆炸》谢耳朵说过最感人的话

难度：容易 作者：沪江英语 来源：网络

热门美剧《生活大爆炸》第五季最后一集中，霍华德牵手伯纳黛特。谢耳朵在他们的的婚礼上发表致辞，克林贡语到一半被人阻止后便到了经典时刻，这一小段被网友们称作“Sheldon说过最感人的话”，看看他是怎么祝福新婚夫妇的！

The need to find another human being has always puzzled me.

人穷尽一生追求另一个人类共度一生的事我一直无法理解。

Maybe because I'm so interesting all by myself.

或许我自己太有意思，无需他人陪伴。

With that being said, may you find as much happiness with each other as I find on my own.

所以，我祝你们在对方身上得到的快乐与给我自己的一样多。

【沪江小编】再来看看大家平常常用的结婚致辞吧。相比起谢耳朵的话，虽然没有那么特别，但是也很真挚哦。

Please accept my hearty congratulations upon your marriage．May peace, health, happiness and bright future attend both your bride and yourself until the end．

值此新婚之际，请接受我的衷心祝贺。愿你和新娘永远和睦、健康、幸福、前程辉煌。 I wish you both the best of luck and, ever-increasing happiness as the years go by.

愿你俩福星高照，幸福与日俱

增。

I wish you both all the luck and happiness life can offer.

祝愿你俩生活美满幸福。

Allow me to join the chorus of congratulations upon your recent marriage. 值你新婚之际，请允许我加入祝福的行列。

My husband joins me in hoping that you have a long and happy and prosperous life together.

我丈夫和我一同祝愿你俩美满幸福，白头偕老。

Wishing you many happy returns of the wedding day．

正值阁下新婚之禧，恭贺幸福无量。

My heart felt congratulations on your coming happy union!

谨向你们即将到来的幸福结合致以衷心的祝贺。

My sincere congratulations on this auspicious event of yours．

值你俩大喜之日，谨致最诚挚的况贺。

Our best wishes to the two of you for a happy marriage filled with all the good things．

(我们)愿你俩婚姻美满幸福。

Best wishes from one of your old friends on your engagement.

在你们订婚之际，请接受一个老朋友最美好的祝愿。

My very best wishes to you for a lifetime of happiness．

向你俩致以最美好的祝愿，祝你们终生幸福。

We send you both our love and best wishes for every happiness that life can bring.

我们谨向你俩祝贺，愿你们的婚后生活无上幸福。

Let me wish you and your bride every joy and the best of everything． 祝你和你的新娘幸福欢乐。

I hope you will have nothing but joy and happiness in your life together． 我希望你俩的共同生活美满幸福。

May you always have everything you wish for a rich life together．

愿你们事事如愿，美满幸福。

May every happiness be yours on this wedding day．Let an old friend of yours send her love and congratulations to you and the groom.

值此婚礼佳日，祝愿幸福无量。请接受一位老朋友对你和新郎的衷心祝贺。

The news of your recent marriage having reached me，I beg to offer my most sincere congratulations．

获悉新婚之喜，请接受我最诚挚的祝贺。

谢耳朵的话(篇二)
《生活大爆炸 谢耳朵经典台词》

《生活大爆炸》十大最歡迎臺詞

《1》 Sheldon: Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock,

Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Sp

ock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.

谢耳朵：剪刀剪纸，纸包石头，石头砸蜥蜴，蜥蜴毒死斯巴克，斯巴克击碎剪刀，剪刀砍断蜥蜴，蜥蜴吃了纸，纸反驳斯巴克，斯巴克蒸发石头，最后就是一直都那样的，石头硌坏剪子。

《2》 Sheldon: Why are you crying?

Penny: Because I'm stupid!

Sheldon: That's no reason to cry. One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad.

谢耳朵：你为嘛哭呢？

佩妮：因为我太傻了！

谢耳朵：这可不是什么好理由。大家都是因为伤心才哭嘛。比方我吧，我总为别人太傻而哭，因为人家愚蠢搞得我很伤心

《3》 Raj: I don't like bugs, okay? They freak me out.

Sheldon: Interesting. You're afraid of insects and women. Ladybugs must render you cat

atonic.

Raj：我不喜欢虫子行了吧？吓得我半死。

谢耳朵：有意思。你害怕虫子，还有女人。要见着个瓢虫准让你神经分裂了。

《4》 Leonard: What got into him?

Penny: Oh, a couple of virgin Cuba Libres who turned out to be a little slutty.

Leonard: You didn't.

Penny: You do your little experiments, I do mine.

雷纳德：他喝什么了？

佩妮：可能是杯并不太纯的纯自由古巴酒吧。

雷纳德：你不是吧。

佩妮：你们管你们做实验，我管我做咯。

《5》 *Howard is teaching Sheldon Chinese*.

Howard: You know, I'm really glad you decided to learn Mandarin.

Sheldon: Why?

Howard: Once you're fluent, you'll have a billion more people to annoy instead of me.

霍华德：话说，你终于要学普通话了我还真高兴。

谢耳朵：为嘛？

霍华德：等你说顺溜了，有十多亿中国人民等着你去烦，你就不用来烦我了。

《6》 Leonard: What were you doing at Penny's?

Sheldon: Well, we had dinner, played some games, and then I spent the night. Oh, and you'll be happy to know that I now have a much better understanding of 'friends with benefits.'

雷纳德：你在佩妮那儿干嘛呢？

谢耳朵：吃了顿饭，玩了点儿游戏，然后留下过夜了。哦，现在我对什么叫“床伴”有了更深入的理解，你高兴吧。

《7》 Penny: I give up. He's impossible!

Sheldon: I can't be impossible; I exist! I think what you meant to say is, 'I give up; he's improbable'.

佩妮：我放弃了。他真是不可理喻。

谢耳朵：我不会是不可能的啊，我存在即有可能。我觉得你想说的是“我放弃了，他不像是真的。”

《8》 Sheldon: I'm not insane, my mother had me tested!

谢耳朵：我才没疯呢，我妈带我去测过好吧？

《9》 *In tattoo salon*.

Girl: What are you gonna get, Raj?

Raj: With my luck - Hepatitis!

女生：你想要什么呢，Raj？

Raj：幸运的话——得个肝炎就行了

《10》 Sheldon: Ah, gravity - thou art a heartless bitch.

谢耳朵：啊，地心引力，汝乃没心没肺之婊子。

Sheldon的那套座位理論：In the winter, that seat is close enough to the radiator to remain warm, and yet not so close as to cause perspiration. In the summer, it’s directly in the path of a cross-breeze created by opening windows there and there. It faces the television at an angle that is neither direct, thus discouraging conversation nor so far wide as to create a parallax distortion.

片头曲歌詞

Our whole universe was in a hot dense state,

Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait. The Earth began to cool,

The autotrophs began to drool,

Neanderthals developed tools,

We built a wall (we built the pyramids),

Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries,

That all started with the big bang!

Since the dawn of man is really not that long,

As every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes to sing this song.

A fraction of a second and the elements were made.

The bipeds stood up straight,

The dinosaurs all met their fate,

They tried to leap but they were late

And they all died (they froze their asses off)

The oceans and pangea

See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya

Set in motion by the same big bang!

It all started with the big BANG!

It's expanding ever outward but one day

It will cause the stars to go the other way,

Collapsing ever inward, we won't be here, it wont be hurt

Our best and brightest figure that it'll make an even bigger bang! Australopithecus would really have been sick of us

Debating out while here they're catching deer (we're catching viruses) Religion or astronomy, Encarta, Deuteronomy

It all started with the big bang!

Music and mythology, Einstein and astrology

It all started with the big BANG!

It all started with the big BANG!

谢耳朵的话(篇三)
《Big Bang 谢耳朵经典台词》

1.Would you ask Picasso to play Pictionary? Would you ask Noah Webster to play Boggle? Would you ask Jacques Cousteau to play Go Fish?

你会让毕加索去玩猜猜画画吗？（双人猜词游戏）会让Noah Wbster（词典编纂之父）去玩拼字游戏吗?会让Jacques Cousteau （探险家）去玩金鱼游戏吗? （小游戏）

2.At this point I should inform you that I intend to form my own team and destroy the molecular bonds that bind your very matter together and reduce the resulting particular chaos to tears.

既然这样，我打算自己组队了，而且毁灭你们之间亲密无间的联系，而且会将微小的混乱变成眼泪。

3.One more thing. It’s on, bitch.

还有一件事。等着瞧，贱货。

4.Dibs does not apply in a bidding war.

权利不能用在竞购战上。

5.In a Venn diagram, that would be an individual located at the intersection of the sets “no longer want my Time Machine” and “need 800 dollars”.

在维恩图里那是处于特别的区域，位于 "不再想要时间机器"和"需要800元"两个集合的交集。

6.It only moves in time. It would be worse than useless in a swamp. 它只在时间层面移动。在沼泽地里将一无是处。

7.I disagree. Your inability to successfully woo Penny long predates your acquisition of the time machine. That failure clearly stands on its own.

我不同意。你在追求Penny上的无能早在你拥有时间机器以前就体现出来了。

8.They were not “friends”. They were imaginary colleagues.

他们不是“朋友”。他们是假想的同事。

9.What twelve year old boy wants a motorized dirt bike?

哪个12岁男孩想要机动山地车?

10.What computer do you have? And please don't say "a white one." 你的电脑是什么样子的？请不要说“一个白色的”。

谢耳朵的话(篇四)
《生活大爆炸谢耳朵经典中英文台词》

Sheldon: In the winter, that seat is close enough to the radiator to remain warm, and yet not so close as to cause perspiration;

冬天的时候，这个地方离电暖器最近，很暖和，也不会很热到直流汗。

In the summer, it's directly in the path of a cross-breeze created by opening windows there, and there.

夏天的时候，这里又刚好可以吹过堂风，是来自这扇窗户和那扇的。

It faces the television at an angle that is neither direct, thus discouraging conversation, nor so far wide as to create a parallax distortion.

而且坐这里看电视的角度，可以直接看，又不会影响谈话， 不会太远，不至于造成脖子过分扭曲。

I could go on, but I think I've made my point. 我可以继续，我想我已经说明白了。

Forget? You want me to forget?This mind does not forget. I haven't forgotten a single thing since the day my mother stopped breastfeeding me.

别老记着? 这能忘得掉吗? 我这脑子 啥东西忘得掉啊! 从我妈给我断奶后 我就没忘掉过一件事

Notify the editors of the Oxford English Dictionary. The word "plenty" has been redefined to mean "two." "许多"现在被重新定义为"两个"

Sheldon,you are a smart guy. Sheldon，你是个聪明人

You must know... - I'm "smart"? 你得知道 - 我是"聪明人"?

I'd have to lose 60 IQ points to be classified as "smart." 要被归为"聪明人" 我得去掉60点智商才行

You've given me an obligation. 你给了我一份责任

Don't feel bad,Penny,it's a classic rookie mistake. My first Hanukah with Sheldon,he yelled at me for eight nights. 别太郁闷Penny，一般新手都会犯这个错误。我和Sheldon过的第一个光明节 他吼了我八夜

Sheldon: Why are you crying?你为嘛哭呢？

Penny: Because I'm stupid! 因为我太傻了！

Sheldon: That's no reason to cry. One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad.这可不是什么好理由。大家都是因为伤心才哭嘛。比方我吧，我总为别人太傻哭，因为人家愚蠢搞得我很伤心

If I've learned anything from British televishion shows on PBS, it's that servants dine downstairs with their own kind.

要说我从PBS台的英剧里学到什么的话，那就是仆人和他的同伴们都是坐楼下吃饭的。 It's just that all the years I've known him, he's never had the opportunity to receive my admiration.

只是认识他这么久，他从没被我表扬过。

Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.

剪刀剪纸，纸包石头，石头砸蜥蜴，蜥蜴毒死斯巴克，斯巴克击碎剪刀，剪刀砍断蜥蜴，蜥蜴吃了纸，纸反驳斯巴克，斯巴克蒸发石头，最后就是一直都那样的，石头硌坏剪子。

I thought she was a highly evolved creature of pure intellect, like me. But recent events indicate that she may be a slave to her baser urges.

我以为她是个高度进化的纯高智商物种，就像我。而最近的事件表明她也许不过是个屈服于低级欲望的生物。

That is my spot. In an ever-changing world it is a simple point of consistency. If my life were expressed as a function in a four-dimensional Cartesian coordinate system, that spot, at the moment I first sat on it, would be 0000.

那是我的专座。在这个不断变化的世界里，这是不变的一点。假设我的生命用一个建立在四维直角坐标系里的方程来表示的话，这个座位从我坐上那一刻开始就成为了我的。

.I was wrong. Minstrels will write songs about you. There once was a brave lad named Leonard with a fie fie fiddle dee dee.He faced a fearsome giant while Raj just wanted to pee.

我错了。吟游诗人会为你写歌的。有个勇敢小伙名叫Leonard，个子小小毫不起眼，他英勇地去找巨人要钱。Raj一旁吓破了胆。

Maintaining five friendships promises to be a Herculean task, so I'm going to have to let one of you go.

维持五个朋友的友情太困难了，所以...我要开除你们其中一个。

谢耳朵的话(篇五)
《霍金将客串《生活大爆炸》与谢耳朵演对手戏》

霍金将客串《生活大爆炸》与谢耳朵演对手戏

Has Dr. Sheldon Cooper met his match? The Big Bang Theory has finally nabbed famed theoretical physicist Stephen Hawking to film a cameo. As first reported by TV Guide Canada, Hawking filmed a scene with Jim Parsons, a.k.a. Sheldon, Friday for the show's April 5 episode. In the scene, Hawking has a "run-in" with Sheldon.

据美国权威电视媒体《TVGuide》报道称，热播美剧《生活大爆炸》中的科学宅男"谢耳朵"终于棋逢对手，著名理论物理学家史蒂芬·霍金即将客串《生活大爆炸》，与"谢耳朵"过招，该集将于美国时间4月5日播出。

Leonard Nimoy becomes Big Bang Theory's "dream" guest star. The CBS comedy had invited Hawking to appear on the show before, but at the time they were told he was too ill to participate. Hawking's appearance will air the week after another big guest star stops by. Star Trek's Leonard Nimoy will lend his voice to the March 29 episode when he speaks to Sheldon in a dream sequence.

作为美国热播剧之一的《生活大爆炸》，曾吸引了不少知名人士前去客串，该剧制片人此前也曾力邀霍金，但由于霍金身体欠佳未能如愿。报道称，谢耳朵与霍金已经共同拍摄了一场戏，两人似乎还"大吵了一架。"消息一出，令不少谢耳朵的粉丝十分期待。两人将以何种形式激烈交锋，也引发了不少美剧迷的猜测。据悉，在此前《生活大爆炸》的剧集中，谢耳朵就曾学过霍金说话。而在霍金客串集前一周的剧集里，《星际迷航》的"史波克"莱纳德·尼莫将在谢耳朵的梦中献声，《生活大爆炸》的编剧此前在霍金客串该剧的消息出来之前，曾在微博上卖过关子，称除了莱纳德外，还有一位神秘人物将客串该剧。如今美剧迷终于恍然大悟，原来说的就是霍金。

Hawking, coincidentally, played a hologram of himself on an episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation, and also played himself on The Simpsons and Futurama. Are you excited to see Hawking and Sheldon together? The Big Bang Theory airs Thursdays at 8/7c on CBS.

当然，霍金已不止这一次"触电"，此前在《星际迷航：下一代》中，史蒂芬·霍金便以自己现实生活中的身份出现，和"爱因斯坦"、"牛顿"等科学家在"企业号"上打起了桥牌，而他的身影还出现在了《辛普森一家》和《飞出个未来》中。

谢耳朵的话(篇六)
《霍金将客串《生活大爆炸》与谢耳朵演对手戏》

霍金将客串《生活大爆炸》与谢耳朵演对手戏

Has Dr. Sheldon Cooper met his match? The Big Bang Theory has finally nabbed famed theoretical physicist Stephen Hawking to film a cameo. As first reported by TV Guide Canada, Hawking filmed a scene with Jim Parsons, a.k.a. Sheldon, Friday for the show's April 5 episode. In the scene, Hawking has a "run-in" with Sheldon.

据美国权威电视媒体《TVGuide》报道称，热播美剧《生活大爆炸》中的科学宅男"谢耳朵"终于棋逢对手，著名理论物理学家史蒂芬·霍金即将客串《生活大爆炸》，与"谢耳朵"过招，该集将于美国时间4月5日播出。

Leonard Nimoy becomes Big Bang Theory's "dream" guest star. The CBS comedy had invited Hawking to appear on the show before, but at the time they were told he was too ill to participate. Hawking's appearance will air the week after another big guest star stops by. Star Trek's Leonard Nimoy will lend his voice to the March 29 episode when he speaks to Sheldon in a dream sequence.

作为美国热播剧之一的《生活大爆炸》，曾吸引了不少知名人士前去客串，该剧制片人此前也曾力邀霍金，但由于霍金身体欠佳未能如愿。报道称，谢耳朵与霍金已经共同拍摄了一场戏，两人似乎还"大吵了一架。"消息一出，令不少谢耳朵的粉丝十分期待。两人将以何种形式激烈交锋，也引发了不少美剧迷的猜测。据悉，在此前《生活大爆炸》的剧集中，谢耳朵就曾学过霍金说话。而在霍金客串集前一周的剧集里，《星际迷航》的"史波克"莱纳德·尼莫将在谢耳朵的梦中献声，《生活大爆炸》的编剧此前在霍金客串该剧的消息出来之前，曾在微博上卖过关子，称除了莱纳德外，还有一位神秘人物将客串该剧。如今美剧迷终于恍然大悟，原来说的就是霍金。

Hawking, coincidentally, played a hologram of himself on an episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation, and also played himself on The Simpsons and Futurama. Are you excited to see Hawking and Sheldon together? The Big Bang Theory airs Thursdays at 8/7c on CBS.

当然，霍金已不止这一次"触电"，此前在《星际迷航：下一代》中，史蒂芬·霍金便以自己现实生活中的身份出现，和"爱因斯坦"、"牛顿"等科学家在"企业号"上打起了桥牌，而他的身影还出现在了《辛普森一家》和《飞出个未来》中。

谢耳朵的话(篇七)
《生活大爆炸中最经典的台词,有截图哦》

在《生活大爆炸》中，有很多经典的句子，不仅帮助我们学习英语，也丰富了我们自己的交流词汇，比如可爱的Bazinga等等，下面我们就来看看十大最可爱的爆炸句子，你能记得他们出自哪一集吗？ 就是啊 看别人热闹最乐呵

I know. It's funny when it's not happening to us.

Sheldon 我真的非常抱歉

Sheldon,I am very,very sorry.

不 我自找的 谁叫我出现在你生命里 又那么可爱 那么举足轻重呢

No. No,I brought this on myself by being such an endearing and important part of your life.

我需要有人载我去卖场

I'm going to need a ride to the mall.

风水轮流转 我们该倒霉了

It's happening to us.

这在Penny压力很大的前提下才有用

That presupposes Penny is tense.

她了解你 她会压力很大的 咱不都是嘛 快买礼品篮吧!

She knows you. She's tense. We all are. Buy a basket!

喔 太好了 Penny 你终于来交换礼物了

Ah,good,Penny,you're here to exchange gifts.

你一定很高兴 因为我的回礼准备很周到哦 You'll be pleased to know I'm prepared for whatever you have to offer.

行~ 给你

Okay,here.

先说一句 我的肠胃不太舒服 I should note I'm having some digestive distress,

所以 要是我突然离开一阵 你可别慌

so,if I excuse myself abruptly,don't be alarmed.

你知道这对我意味着什么吗?!

Do you realize what this means?!

只需要一个健康的卵细胞 就可以培育属于我的Leonard Nimoy了!

All I need is a healthy ovum and I can grow my own Leonard Nimoy!

Sheldon 你这是干嘛?!

Sheldon! What did you do?!

我知道啊!

I know!

这点东西咋够呢

It's not enough,is it?

这样好了

Here.

Leonard 看啊 Sheldon拥抱我了诶

Leonard,look! Sheldon's hugging me.

真是农神节的奇迹呀

It's a Saturnalia miracle.

什么? What?

他说也许我们该拿你参加机器人杀手大赛

He said maybe we should enter you in the killer robot competition.

Sheldon 你干嘛呢?

Sheldon,what are you doing?

我和这小女孩交朋友呢 你叫什么名字?

I'm making friends with this little girl. What's your name?

Rebecca Rebecca.

嗨 Rebecca 我是你的新朋友Sheldon

Hi,Rebecca. I'm your new friend,Sheldon.

不 别搞了 走吧

No,you're not. Let's go.

- 我俩聊得正投机呢 - 别抬头 上面有摄像头

维持五个朋友的友情太困难了 所以...

Maintaing five friendships promises to be a Herculean task,so...

我要开除你们其中一个

I'm going to have to let one of you go.

我 我 选我吧

Me,me,let it be me.

我有罪啊 我淘汰了

Guilty as charged. I'm out.

不 你也安全

No. You too are safe.

哦 不是吧 我该怎么做呀?

Oh,come on. What do I have to do?

来 拿点吧 有钱了再还

Here. Take some. Pay me back when you can.

哇 里面钱还不少啊

Wow,you got a lot of money in there.

所以才派蛇来看守嘛

That's why it's guarded by snakes.

- 拿点吧 - 别犯傻了

- Take some. - Don't be silly.

我才不傻

I'm never silly.

我的花销占我税后工资的46.9%

My expenses account for 46. 9% of my after-tax income.

其他钱就分摊给小的储蓄帐户

The rest is divvied up between a small savings account,

也就是这个糊弄人的花生脆罐子

this deceptive container of peanut brittle

还有一个超级英雄手办 被掏空的屁股

and the hollowed-out buttocks of a superhero action figure

为了他的安全起见将继续隐姓埋名

who shall remain nameless for his own protection.

或者说为了她的安全起见

Or her own protection.

我考虑了一下那个问题

You know,I've given the matter some thought,

我想我愿意做高智商外星人的宠物

and I think I'd be willing to be a house pet to a race of super-intelligent aliens. 有意思

Interesting.

问问我为什么 Ask me why.

必须问啊?

Do I have to?

当然了 这样才能继续对话啊

Of course. That's how you move a conversation forward.

为什么呢?

Why?

将会有很多学习的机会

The learning opportunities would be abundant.

还有呢 我喜欢人家挠我肚肚

Additionally,I like having my belly scratched.

干得好啊 Leonard

Well done,Leonard.

真正的英雄不求恭维

The true hero doesn't seek adulation.

出于本性为正义和公平而战

He fights for right and justice simply because it's his nature.

我错了

I was wrong.

歌手会写歌来歌颂你啊

Minstrels will write songs about you.

* 曾有一位勇敢的青年 他的名字叫做Leonard *

* There once was a brave lad named Leonard *

* 满嘴跑火车 逞英雄 *

* With a -fi fiddle dee-dee *

* 他与可怕巨人对峙 *

* He faced a fearsome giant *

* 而Raj却只想嘘嘘 *

* While Raj just wanted to pee.*

见到你真好 妈妈

Good to see you,Mother.

这是你要的茶 妈妈

Here's your tea,Mother.

- 乌龙茶? - 嗯

- Oolong? - Yes.

- 散装的 不是袋泡的? - 嗯

- Loose,not bagged? - Yes.

- 泡了三分钟? - 嗯

- Steeped three minutes? - Yes.

- 加了2%的牛奶 - 嗯

- Two-percent milk? - Yes.

- 分开加热的? - 嗯

- Warmed separately? - Yes.

- 一茶勺糖? - 嗯

- One teaspoon sugar? - Yes.

- 原糖? - 嗯

- Raw sugar? - Yes.

凉了

It's cold.

我再来一回

I'll start again.

我们说到哪了?

So,where were we?

Howard和他妈妈一起住 Raj只有喝醉了才和女人讲话

Howard lives with his mother and Raj can't speak to women unless he's drunk. 开讲吧

Go.

说啥?

Say what?

不就是我刚说的嘛

That's basically what I just said.

你带老公来上班 你知道规矩的

You brought your husband to work. You know the rules.

那是我的座

That is my spot.

在这个不断变化的世界中 那是唯一一个连续点

In an ever-changing world,it is a single point of consistency.

如果将我的人生比作 四维笛卡尔坐标系里的一个函数

If my life were expressed as a function on a four-dimensional Cartesian coordinate system,

在我第一次坐上那儿的时候 那个座的坐标就是(0,0,0,0)

that spot at the moment I first sat on it would be zero-zero-zero-zero.

好吧

All right.

好了 舒适 惬意 安逸 0 0 0

There,nice and comfy cozy. Zero,zero,zero.

少了个0

There's one more zero.

你把时间参数忘了

You forgot the time parameter.

坐你的沙发吧

Sit on the damn couch.

相关热词搜索：谢耳朵最喜欢的东西 谢耳朵最喜欢的东西是 谢耳朵的笔记本